kicking and screaming and crying and pissing and shitting myself if someone doesn't FUCKING validate Simon's feelings RIGHT FUCKING NOW and just let him TALK instead of DISTRACTING him or begging him for HELP I am going to CUT ALL MY HAIR OFF and EAT IT
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we should all be grateful that jack did not show up for the giggle because the SECOND he'd seen the bi-generation he would have started one big orgy and defeated the toy master with- *gunshots*
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TFMR Worldbuilding asdf - Vosian Exquisite
Aside from Seekers, one of the most unique thing Vos famous for is its delicious confectionaries. From crystal candies to mirror cakes, desserts made from Vos is considered luxurious goods that are popular among posh upper-classes as one of Cybertron's best delicacies.
The answer to the question of 'why there are so many confectioners in Vos?' Can be found in the fact that flightframes in general, which takes up about 80% of total Vosian population, have terrible fuel consumption rate. Since their body literally requires them to stop and take a snack as frequently as possible, Vosians always had high demands for quality snacks to have during their 'Cookie Break'. This naturally led to the growth of confectionary business , which resulted in Vos being Cybertron's #1 candy maker.
Among many types of desserts found in Vos, the one that is considered the best of the best is called "Vosian Exquisite". It's a bite sized piece of rich and dense oil cake, topped with luxurious foodstuff such as liquid metal and crystal candies. Authentic Vosian Exquisite is sold in very high prices, because they are also considered as an artwork too. Even Vosians themselves find it hard to even see this dessert, let alone actually buying a box for themselves, unless they are rich. There are also mass produced version of said candy, developed for common folks and tourists, but obviously they use much cheaper ingredients.
Vosian desserts are also notorious for how tooth-rottingly sweet they are. There is this one dessert called 'Maximo's Kiss', which is officially listed as Cybertron's sweetest dessert ever. It's a variation of Vosian Exquisite, which fills the inside of oil cake with energon whipped cream. An average grounder would start to feel sick if they attempted eating more than 3 at one sitting, and even flightframes struggle to eat more than 6 at a time.
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im sorry but if dustin dies (or any other party member tbh) i will actually explode ,, the found family in me will Not let that happen
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I’ll never not be a jamia stan bc if my partner got married to me, tattooed it on his neck, and then immediately went off to be a whore on stage and grind his dick into his best friend on stage ?? I would have NOT handled it like her she is so much better than me
truly, if the church still does the saint thing they should totally canonise her
Saint Jamia.
i am honestly in love with her almost as much as i’m in love with frank.
i seriously— she’s fucking gorgeous first off. and she’s just. she’s fucking jamia. she’s— fuck~🎃
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need someone to sit with me and help me fall asleep. pls. it's such a struggle for me to fall asleep. i need so desperately to feel safe and protected with someone when im tired and vulnerable. i need someone i can trust no matter what.
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