When Jason is scared, he tends to verbally lash out.
Naturally he has fucked up.
He's known his time was up for awhile, never really felt like he was supposed to come back. So when JL needs to use JLD to summon the High King of the Infinite Realms, suspected of being a God of Death, Jason's a little on edge.
He mayhapsest may jump straight to verbally lashing out the second the shadows start to condense into a humanoid form, the second he realizes something about the height of it but before it's fully formed.
"You're a short motherfucker and nobody likes you! Everyone talks about how short you are behind your back!"
Everyone freezes, including the form that finishes condensing and ohhhhhh fuck that's a kid.
He just insulted a kid.
Oh fuck.
Now everyone is staring at him and the kid looks stunned, like he can't really believe what he just heard.
And Jason can't really apologize for that what the hell but also he can't justify it what the fuck is he supposed to do-
"Damn Jason, I thought when I saw you in the Realms you looked fucked up, but I guess coming back to life didn't do you any favors, huh?"
Okay, first off, that was a good comeback. Second off, he has zero recollection of this kid.
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-_- apparently the cut-off for this thing I want to submit to (which closes tomorrow) is 70k words, and I’ve got 67k
I need to think of three thousand words of bullshit to pad this thing. like a chapter where everyone goes for coffee, or something.
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"It's a game night on Pasio! Watch the UNOvan big shots take on each other in the card game number one!"
Turn up the fancy factor with some delightful electro swing music~ Would you like to join them for a round or a dozen?
Drew these both in August 2022, only finished rendering the 2nd piece today ahah! Relieved to finally get this WIP out of my system!! It's been sitting there since August 2022; it was difficult to juggle the composition, colors & a zillion effects again but I'm happy enough with the result now!
Epic UNO videos for inspiration below the cut!
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Batman: That's enough, Riddler! Time to end this!
Riddler: Good luck, Batman! All the cards are in my hand!
Batman: Uh, Eddie, that's not exactly how you win.
Batman, putting down a card: Anyways, Uno....
Riddler, throwing his cards on the table: GODDAMMIT!
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So happy to have you on the fandom, may I ask for the Star Sanses? I need my daily dose of Ink 😔
(ofc I'm just asking u do what u want)
pretty sure this is them. heres them in ms paint playing uno
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Ice: I'm so sorry, Pete.
Maverick: Please don't do this, Tom.
Ice: I'm sorry, love. I have to...
*Lay's down a Draw 4*
Ice: Uno.
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