a note to sociopathic killers: babytrapping the object of your affection does not work.
ask hannibal and lestat. go on, ask them how it ended.
sidebar, is it a european thing? like you poncy motherfuckers decide that your situationship isn't already messed up enough as it is HELLO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE A LOVECHILD TOGETHER WHO IS PROBABLY JUST AS NUTS AS WE ARE?
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sometimes i'm struck by the reality of dream team finally being together and dream being able to live his life
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Finally! These two obviously different people with completely different names can be on the same team!
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Want to hear (and watch) almost two hours of a live symphony orchestra playing the entire soundtrack to Civilization VI?
Of course you do.
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LANE LAMBERT ERA OMGGGGGG
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Looking camp right in the eye
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Hey all, you know how internet searches suck now? When the results are awful, full-of-AI, death-of-the-internet levels of bad?
Start appending date constraints to your searches - "before:2023".
My results have gone from 90% AI bullshit to ~60% usable - which frankly at this point is a huge improvement.
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i dont like the idea that kids these days are doing their fandom rps with ai chatbots. that's how you're supposed to make lifelong friends as a weird really online teen.
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the blog killing axolotl is one of my favorite things that has ever happened on this website because talking about it afterwards sounds like an inside joke or perhaps a prank. like always be on the lookout for the blog killing axolotl. he can kill your blog. it happened to me once trust me.
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academic bias is so funny because you’ll be reading about the same historical event and one person is like “Despite the troubles that befell his homeland and near constant criticism of the court King Blorbo remained strong in the face of adversity” and the other one is like “after letting his people carry the brunt of his cringefail decisions Blorbo the Shitface refused to listen to any reason and continued to be a warmongering piece of shit. Also he was ugly.”
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