#they said theyre monogamous now

[mincedpeaches]

I have never seen anything but incredible cute cywhirlgate art but knowing how absolutely filled with melodrama cygate was toward the end of the idw run I think cywhirlgate getting together would be so messy at first. Like Whirl joins them on their travels and him and Cyclonus start having a ton of close and intimate moments right. Cylonus is just as dense about as he was when he was first falling in love with Tailgate like "wow I love traveling with my boyfriend who i love very much and also now my best friend who I care for so very very much and have had a charged history with and charged moments with constantly now that surely mean. nothing more" meanwhile whirl is sitting there while Cyclonus tenderly holds his claws as a friend or whatever with a constant internal subliminal monologue like "I am not in love with Cyclonus I am NOT in love with him i dont even like this guy i dont like anyone and I dont want to get in between anything I am not in love with him. FUCK."

MEANWHILE Tailgate is like oh my god am I losing my boyfriend to WHIRL of all people. What is happening here. Like to him Whirl was that one friend that you dont necessarily dislike but youre just cordial with because of your significant other you know. Very third wheel type situations happening for Whirl. But suddenly its not that anymore. And as time goes on Tailgate is letting it get to how he acts with whirl, like being more stand off-ish. And whirl being whirl he cant help but do the same in response. And cyclonus does not notice this. But THEN right as this is boiling over Tailgate and Whirl end up in some Locked Room situation. Where theyre away from Cyclonus on their own for a little while, like days. And things get so heated and angry that they. make out a little about it. have hate sex even. Then after that since theyre STILL stuck with each other in the locked room, they air it out and bond over their shared love of cyclonus and inclinations towards violence and chaos. And break out of their locked room situation with said violence and chaos. Then they get back to an incredibly worried Cyclonus and Tailgate is holding hands with Whirl and happily goes "me and Whirl had sex, is that great?" thinking this would solve all their problems. only for Cyclonus get all worbly eyed and be like "you cheated on me?* 🥺 You wanna break up with me? 🥺🥺" And Tailgate is ready to flip some tables as he has to lay out how Cyclonus and Whirl have been acting recently. And how all evidence points to Cyclonus being in love with him. Whirl is wisely silent for once, which is basically taken as affirmation by all those who speak whirl-ese. Then Cyclonus is like "so you want me to break up with you... to be with whirl? " because Cyclonus is too stuffy and old fashioned to know what polyamory is or think about being in a threesome*. so only THEN, once whirl and tailgate awkwardly and patiently explain all their feelings and make their case for being polyamorous do they all get together. and theres is a least like three other overdramatic hullabaloos about it when theyre in the introductory phase because they (cylonus again) kind of sucks at polyamory at first.

*this is assuming conjunx is default assumed monogamous. Which. Amica arent. hello mr roberts would you care to comment on polyamory among transformers and how it relates to mpreg pspsps

#draft clearing #draft date of origin: september 19th 2023 #this post is actually both correct and funny BUT i know it gives off huge 'i aint reading all that' energy #like. the formatting alone. #cywhirlgate #mtmte #tf blogging #maccadam #transformers #mincedthoughts

[fefairys]

now ive got quadrants on the brain specifically kismesissitude because i see the general attitude towards "do you use hs quadrants to label ur irl relationships?" as "i have a moirail/understand having a moirail but the black quadrants just dont work for humans, theyre for a fictional species" or "i have a kismesis but its like a joke" and im like lol. lmao even.

i guess it is my troll kinnie ass but the most common crush i get on people is a pitch one lmao.. my relationship with my fiance started as a kismesissitude and slowly morphed into kismoirailsprits over time, but like, we were a healthy kismesissitude and we still are partly kismesisses! idk if yall saw that gay little interaction we just had (scroll a few posts down on my blog lmao) but like we are still antagonistic towards each other a lot and our relationship started with us hating each other and was built around how much we annoyed each other.

its a very specific feeling and emotion to me! because i have dated people and NOT felt that way, too, so its not like "oh but everyones playfully antagonistic to their partners sometimes!" no no no this is so different. because when i was with my last girlfriend, yeah we would tease each other sometimes, but it wasn't the same feeling as Pitch Romance to me. it's a whole different feeling.

i very often get crushes on people where they annoy the hell out of me. i find them attractive, and even charming at times, but most of the time when they talk im like oh my god you are the most annoying person in the world. i want to make out with you about it. pitch feelings are about being ANGRY that you like you someone so much, to me. like "why the fuck do i like you so much when you're always getting on my nerves. why do i want to be around you all the time even though everything you say pisses me off. why do i want to kiss you." lmao. thats my experience at least! and also wanting to annoy them and rile them up in return. thats how i felt about juice at the start of our relationship, and i still have those feelings towards it now, though i also have other feelings like just plain and simple genuine Love and Affection without the annoyance as well. it fluctuates. depends on if we are annoying each other at the moment or not haha

i've told ppl this and they've been like "oh so its like tsundere" and im just like. I GUESS????? but to me it is so different like i feel like tsundere is when you like someone but cant admit it so you act like you hate them (maybe you even believe that you hate them, but truly, you like them) whereas kismesissitude is truly hating someone, finding them annoying and infuriating, but in an exhilarating way. i hate you and you hate me and its fun to annoy each other and watch each other get all mad.

the quadrant i'd personally never feel the need to be part of is the ashen one because its main purpose is to prevent cheating on ur kismesis and its like. well im polyamorous so. lol. i could see it being used in human relationships if its like, someone who functions as your moirail and helps mediate in arguments you have with other people where you/the other person are getting too angry with each other? i guess?

and also like. treating a moiraillegience as monogamous and something you can "cheat on" someone else with is definitely not the way to go imo. i mean im in a pale throuple rn. we call each other moirails because we trust each other more than anyone with talking about our feelings and stuff! but back in the day i remember people literally being like "he said *paps you* to my moirail what the fuck thats MY moirai only *i* can pap them!l" and its like alright calm down...

#personal #wow i sure can talk #this probably has so many typos i cant reread it rn i have to go pick up juice from his gay job

[kasaneteto]

so today has really sucked ive just been sitting around randomly crying all day. i haven’t really been able to eat anything or do much of anything. just sat around scrolling or watching shit. wish my new boss would send me my schedule so i can motivate myself to get back into a routine.

im ok tho. ive been thinking a lot about me and finn (thank you hazel for our talk i love yew 🫶) and reminding myself why i needed to break up with them both for them & for myself. but at the same time wishing i could have made it work. but there’s just no way, we needed space. we still need space. last night is evidence enough of that. but nobody makes me feel comfortable like they do. nobody makes me feel loved and appreciated like they do.

the thing ive been thinking about is how understood they made me feel. im not sure we can perfectly understand each other. it’s tricky because something i love about finn is their unique perspective on literally everything. theres nobody on this earth who thinks like finn does. but at the same time… sometimes i just don’t get them & they don’t get me. it can be really frustrating sometimes. they make assumptions about my behavior a lot, & maybe i make assumptions about theirs too but im not sure.

for example i was talking to them about something awkward i did recently and when i told them something i had said they were like “devin……. you should NOT have said that…… you’re trying so hard to be normal that you’re being really not normal” and it really stung that they said that because like… im not trying to be normal at all. i know that what i said & did was super abnormal. i don’t care about whether or not the things i do are normal anymore. i did it because i was being true to myself. so for them to say that im “trying so hard to be normal” that its having the opposite effect was like… idk. in that moment it made me feel like they didnt understand me at all. but seeing it from their perspective… maybe thats how they live around other people… because i know they worry a lot about what other people think and are worried about people thinking theyre weird. it makes me worry for them & their self esteem.

but anyways. they’re all ive been thinking about all day and its been impossible to not feel like ive made a mistake by ending our relationship. i know theres someone out there who would love me as much as finn but will i be able to love them as much as i love finn? i just dont know. its hard to picture. but i have to remind myself why i ended it. we were bringing out the worst in each other and holding each other back. maybe it could work again in the future but it wasnt working now. i have to remind myself. it wasn’t working.

so idk. hopefully ill start this new job soon & it’ll be great and i’ll be able to find out what i want. because i still can’t even tell if im monogamous or not 😭

#txt #long one sorry

[bonemystic]

1, 2, 5, 8, 10, 12, 19, 22, 31, 59 for the sex question list ❤️

1. tag your biggest tumblr crush:

low key obsessed w #slutforest 🥵

2. Do you eat ass? Do you like to have your ass eaten?

nobody has asked me to eat theirs or offered to eat mine yet, but I'll let you know when I do try it! ;)

5. what's the best orgasm you've had in the past few months?

fuck I have a fwb who knows my cock better than I do 🥵 one night after letting me eat them out, they started edging me for SOO fucking long, giving me deliciously sloppy head but never letting me cum, then finally coyly wiping their mouth and saying goodnight as if that was that 😤 so i flipped them over fucked them until I pumped my entire pent up load into them

8. what position or angle or specific technique never fails to make you cum?

normally I cum pretty easily tbh 😅 kinda embarrassed about it, but whatevs, i give good head. that being said, I'm on depresso meds rn that actually make it harder to cum for some reason, so lately getting fucked in the ass has been pretty effective at helping me cum nowadays!

10. what is the hottest thing someone has ever done with you in bed?

wasn't in a bed, but once someone gave me a handjob under a blanket on a bus while we and everyone else were watching les Miserables, had me cum in her hand, then brought her hand to her mouth and subtly licked the evidence out of her hand while I watched in awe lol

12. Are you a Top/Dominant, a Bottom/Submissive, or a switch?

I'm a switch but much more comfortable as a bottom/sub than as a top/dom lol i worry to much about accidentally hurting my partner

19. What underwear do you have on right now?

I'm wearing black boxer briefs, but I don't usually like wearing underwear

22. Whats the hottest sex dream you ever had?

hm thats a tough one. had one dream where I was fucking someone silly and they slowly began to lose surface tension until i was just fucking a sentient slime and that was hot af lol

31. what's something that turns you on but you're a bit embarrassed by?

lol I'm still embarrassed if I get turned on AT ALL tbh especially if you can see my bulge through my pants 😅 but I mayyy have a mommy kink that ive been in denial about and I'm coming to terms with 🙈

59. whos the most inappropriate person you've had a fantasy about?

both of my hot AF but very monogamous roommates 😭 I do my best not to flirt cause I dont want to make them uncomfortable but theyre both SO HOT. y u gotta be monogamous fam? just use me to cum every now and then, its ok

#slutforest #me #ask

[nat-stimmy]

incredible. okay to start off pigeon is a broad term-the columbidae family, which encompasses all pigeons and doves, has 331 living species. 13 are extinct. my specialty and special interest, however, is columba livia, the domestic rock pigeon, and the average pigeon you see on the city streets.

these pigeons were domesticated around ten thousand years ago as a food source and are now so detached from wild species of pigeons that they cannot interbreed. they mate for life, but are not sexually monogamous-mating means that they will raise squabs (baby pigeons, which do exist and are very ugly please look them up) and nest together.

rock pigeons are also built for human companionship and can live a happy healthy life one on one with a human, but only if said human has a lot of time to dedicate to them.

theyre strict granivores and cannot eat anything that is not seed or grain. they are also prey animals, so they function quite a bit differently in pet situations than cats or dogs. they're also incredibly intelligent-about on the level of a toddler, like parrots are, except pigeons are built to be in your home.

what point am i making here?

pigeon good.

oh my god . oh my god baby pigeons are SO funny i love them i'd die for them actually WAAAH i love pigeons so much,,, thank u for this info!! rock pigeons are so cute,, pretty neck feathers

#not stim #asks #radio anon

[dickggansey]

I am so sorry if this is unwelcome unsolicited advice but! I have a solution for this predicament that always works for me because I have a libra venus I fall for people super quickly and also can’t always distinguish between liking someone and wanting them to like me because they sometimes feel the same even though they are different experiences. I am also bi and want everyone to like me. So you can imagine how much stress I am under. but!! What works for me when the crush I have is dating someone else? One thing about me is I am a Girl’s Girl so this never fails: I go out of my way to befriend the gf or bf. They are almost always nicer than the person I originally developed the crush on because it turns out the one person out of two in a couple that flirts all the time and is unconcerned with leading people on is usually the worse person 🤷🏻‍♀️ this is just in my experience though. Occasionally the gf sucks and you can’t be friends. In these cases the crush always turns out to be a MUCH worse person than i initially realized and as it turns out the two of them deserve each other. This has only happened like twice but in both cases it still worked since a crush is just a lack of information it helps until you have a good stack of reasons not to like them anymore. I sincerely hope this helps because I might literally just be kind of psychotic. That part could be the scorpio mars part 🤪 but I’m JUST saying! Use this secret power with caution don’t talk yourself out of every romantic avenue ever, just the ones where theyre committed to someone else and monogamous

HIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!! don't worry i love unsolicited advice 😭 and i don't think you're psychotic bc I've already befriended the gf 💀 or we're both psychotic in any case💀 lol anyways she's genuinely one of the kindest nicest people I've ever met so "getting her man" is completely and totally even MORE out of the question (not that I'd do it if she sucked but she's soooo nice 😭). now i just wished i could be with both of them lmaooooo. but i totally get your point!!!! it makes all the sense in the world!!!!! but my cancer venus said. fall for both of them now. 😔 thank you so much tho for REAL.... i love you and your mind

#i love you anon.....

[tiredestsleepiestgirl]

vent.

my partner and i r long distance. when we were getting to know each other online neither one of us wanted to be in any relationship ever but were doing like casual non monogamy irl.

we met in person and he got real weird about me talking about ppl id been regularly hooking up with and after i got back home and we made our relatinship official we also agreed to be basically monogamous. the exception being i wanted to be able to makeout with ppl drunk just 4 funsies, and even this had a lotta strings attached bc he was uncomfortable with it, i laid out that it could only be in public spaces and thered b no handsy stuff.

i wasnt a huge fan of the idea of being monogamous but i was willing to do it 4 him. i also said at the same time that i wouldnt mind if he did want to screw around a bit but he said he doubted thatd happen. cut to a like six months later and he's out clubbing and asks if im alright for him to go home with someone. i say yes thats fine and he goes home with a couple. later i say ive changed my mind and imbalance actually does make me uncomfortable and i dont want it to happen again and he says he's been thinking that he actually would be alright with me sleeping with other people while we're long distance.

now during the last six months since ive been back home we've been calling for multiple hours almost daily, first couple of months it was daily and then when i started working more itd be whenever i wasnt working so at least four days a week and on days i was working we'd still try to get in a short call. and i knew he'd get angsty when he couldnt talk to me over the weekend or if i was busy so id try not to make plans in the evenings too often. and ive been sick for like the last month so havent been able to spend time with ppl in real life. and he's been out more and more with this couple he's befriended.

and im happy for him bc he has trouble maintaining stable friendships and is often so lonely. and i was always the one that felt overwhelmed by calling so often when id had a long day at work or whatever. but now i feel. jarringly alone. and also like the only reason im allowed to sleep around now is bc he's find someone he wants to fuck and the second that changes itll b back to monogamy.

i care for him so much i want to hold him and protect him and i want him to be able to find friendship and community but god it sucks that im just stuck here in bed or at working just waiting for when he'll be able to give me attention again. im happy he's making friends and spending time with them i really want that for him. everything he's doing is stuff i want for him.

but also im out here working 5-7 shifts a week. to help pay for his visit in august. and our future visa costs. and waiting on him. and when would i even find time to sleep around. sunday night i was lying in bed after working my least favourite shift on the week on three hours of sleep and my chest rattling from my stupid chest infection and i knew he was out with his new friends so i didnt bother him.

monday another shift but he was barely replying to my messages all day even whenni said i was worried and didnt know if he was okay and then find out the next day that ofc he slept over on sunday night and spent monday with them. weve talked about that and he said hell tell me when he has plans but even that makes me feel so desperate and needy that's not my usual vibe. im just. ugh.

anyway he's just asked if he can spend the day hanging out with them today, my freeest day to talk of the week. and im a cool girl. i said im so glad ur having such a good time. im so glad u have friends and r working out (theyre going climbing), i hope ull be back in the evening for me? yesyes probably maybe? probably i will have him back with me tonight. coolcoolcoolcool. im gonna be working the next three days str8. the weekends r so busy for me. 4 shifts in 3 days baby. ill miss u ill miss u.

#vent

[toomanywizardeyes]

Any good Moxiety with one sided logicality and analogical fics out there That y'alls can suggest?

#please #im kind of in a pickle #like #im logan in this situation #virgil has been my friend for maybe years #and he keeps saying #hey you gotta meet parron #i met him #im kind of in love #but ive been very attracted #in many ways #to virgil #but #they said theyre monogamous now #but i think #i hope

[meu-meu-kissy-ceutie]

Are you poly since you dont get jealous?

Having or not having jealousy doesnt really have anything to do with being poly, ir no more so than any other relationship. Jealousy is just an emotion, not good or bad necesarilly it just depends on how you, deal with that emotion. I know there are people who are poly and can get jealous, and people who are monogamous and may not.

For me not getting jealous i think is more a factor of, self worth issues. If i see a person with someone else and negative emotions manifest theyre directed internally, that im not good enough rather than directed at either the target of my affection or the person theyre with, and i have to deal with that as anyone else would have to deal with jealousy directed outward. Maybe its still a form of jealousy, it just at least feels different from whats typically depicted.

That all said circling back to if im poly or not, i dont know honestly. Im not against the idea but i dont have no experience trying to be poly and very little just in relationships at all, so i honestly dont know if id desire more than one partner. That all said, even if i wasnt poly i think id be okay dating someone else who was, i dont think id mind whoever i was dating having multiple partners as long as my personal needs for the relationship were fulfilled.

This has been a long post, and i got a little personal, but thats because idk, i feel like iv spent a lot of time thinking about these subjects and how they relate to me, and maybe what iv tried to learn about them and myself could help someone else learn something new or understand something about themself. Anywho thats it for this one. Im also gonna start tagging asks, as iv been getting a few now, as euphy talks.

#euphy talks

[alltheatoms]

sorry.... i dont want to share you just yet...

i shouldn't be scared about this but im worried my partner is giving more than just hospitality to their friend who is staying over. i could be wrong! i hope im wrong! i just cant stop worrying for some reason.. let me gather my DEEP PERSONAL fears here

1. partner expressed that theyre non monogamous.. however the last thing they said about it was "i wouldnt be open to it right now" and "i'm emotionally tired" and "i wanna give all my attention to you!"

2. which is reassuring in itself but! often they forget what they tell me? and when i pull it up theyre like oh i DID say that.. i really hope what they said is still how they feel

3. hate to say this but i have? an inferiority complex? and i feel like its gotten worse.. like theyre a talented and kind and amazing person, they attract lots more talented n fun people.. where do i fit in in all of this? i dont think im talented? whats the point in hanging out with me? what if the friend is super cool and wears colored eyeliner?

4. theyre casual about nice gestures and i cant tell what they would do for a friend vs what they would do for a lover, i cant tell what they consider romantic gestures,,

5. what if the friend is dtf. i mean. while i'm with them we do it together so often. what if theyre attracted to their friend? im pretty sure they have more self control than that, but again, its a personal fear

6. ;;; what if my partner and their friend do stuff that i wanted us to do together,,, like play video games or go to the supermarket;;; this one makes me cry thinking about it

7. i cannot visit my partner as often as i want to, while their friend stays over every week,, maybe something would happen over time;;;

if things happen, if feelings shift, its out of my control and thats okay

ultimately its their apartment! they get to do what they want in it

#monoatomic #BIG FEARS

[lookwhatilost]

anyway. I came here to purge bile so I’m going to attend to my self-actualization needs now

while i doubt it’s a universal constant amongst people who practice ethical nonmonogamy, it still fucks w me that josh never disclosed this until I’d brought up that i was in sort of a “limbo” state. i told him, to paraphrase, “we’ve been on a couple of dates, so I should probably let you know that I recently got out of a relationship w someone who I was rly excited abt. and I’m in a place where I feel like the best way to deal w that is sort of testing the waters rn, jst so we’re on the same page”

and he jst sort of laughed and was like “do you think you’re the only person I’m seeing though?”

which, in that time period, it wasn’t something I’d read into that much. but like... what if I did think that? he never said anything to indicate otherwise, hence why I felt it was necessary to bring up. how much of a slap in the face that would have been if this was a basket wherein I was putting my eggs? how poorly would I have taken that?

imagining a scenario wherein jus would say something to me like that makes my heart ache.

it makes you wonder how many men have brainwashed themselves into believing that, like, if enough people know you aren’t monogamous, that’s good enough. that you get to a point where you dnt have to communicate stuff like this? even then, wishful thinking is a bitch...

it wasn’t until recently that Ive been forced to make an effort to take stock of jst how terrible these experiences were for me. bc now theyre fucking with my ability to trust justin even tho he’s too old and too tired for that shit. but I... dnt actually have any way of knowing if he’s too old or too tired for that shit

[sadistcatgirl]

a few weeks ago i was in the middle of making a really petty post about an ex from college but i got distracted right at the good part bc i looked up their facebook and found out that theyre nonbinary now

but im still feeling petty about the original thing so im gonna lay that out again

real things that my girlfriend-at-the-time said to me when we were college juniors:

“i don’t like how you’re always talking about how your friends are attractive or that you’d platonically have sex with them. it makes me feel really... un-special, as your girlfriend.”

and

“i don’t know if i can trust you not to cheat on me with a man” (after telling them i thought i was bi instead of a lesbian)

real things that my girlfriend-at-the-time has done in the years since we broke up:

married a woman and then got divorced after being married for less than a year because my ex cheated on their wife with a man who happened to be their boss at work

and

currently posts to their facebook at least twice a week mentioning how “non-monogamous” they are (not even poly, like. just non-monogamous.)

[butcanijustnot]

Dating Natasha Romanoff would include:

Tagging @idontgiveaflyinggrayson69

(If you have a character you want to see written, or you want to be tagged, PM me and I’ll add it/you to the list.)

You met her when she first joined S.H.I.E.L.D, tasked with helping her become accustomed to her new life on the right side of the law.

You ended up spending a lot of time together, helping each other with work and casually hanging out afterward.

Natasha didn’t usually trust anyone, especially having just come out of her assassin career, but she just got a good vibe off of you. You were calm and caring, but strong and brutally honest when you had to be. You did your job well and didn’t take any unnecessary shit from anyone. She just felt like you were worth her time and trust.

You had a flirty friendship, and over time you developed feelings for her, real feelings, but you never acted on them

“She’s straight.” You’d tell yourself. “And even if she wasn’t, she’d never be interested in someone like me.”

She continued to flirt, but now each long touch and strung out word burned a hole in your heart. She was something you didn’t think you could ever have, but little did you know she had the same feelings for you.

Both of you stayed in this nebulous limbo for a long time, flirting but never going anywhere, until one day you were out for drinks.  

You were both a little tipsy and in the bathroom in the club reapplying makeup. You were giggling to yourself and Natasha looked at you confused.

“What is it?”

“Nothing. I love that lipstick on you.” You cooed to change the subject and shoot her a compliment. You loved the bright red lipsticks that she wore and was secretly jealous of how well she could pull them off. If only you had that confidence.

“You wanna try it?” She asked, a devilish smirk on her face.

Eh, you probably weren’t going to spend that much longer at the club anyway, you could jazz it up for the remainder of your time. “Sure!” You agreed.

Her lips crashed onto yours before you could register it and time seemed to slow right down to a standstill.

She tasted like everything you dreamt of, Scotch and lipstick and something you hadn’t tasted anywhere else that was uniquely Natasha.

She pulled away for a second and you suppressed the urge to whine at the sudden loss of contact. “Are you alright with this? I’ll stop if you’re not comfortable.” She asked.

“Please don’t stop.” You reconnected your lips with hers, full on making out this time.

Needless to say, you two hooked up that night. You promised yourself that it wouldn’t let it change the friendship you had with her, and Natasha seemed to make the same promise because your friendship remained the same after this.

Except you would sleep together every once in a blue moon. Just one major difference. Everything else was the same.

You two had this relationship for a while, friends with benefits until one-night things changed.

“Have you thought about us?” Natasha asked you as you lay in bed next to her. “About us actually…”

“Dating?” You finished for her.

“Yeah.”

“Yes. I think about it a lot actually. Why do you ask?” You questioned.

“I don’t know. I guess I’ve just been watching the other avenger pair off. Tony and Pepper are on their three-year anniversary, Steve and Sharon are a ‘thing’ now, and Clint’s just had his fourth kid. Hell, even the resident robot’s got a girlfriend!”

“Vision and Wanda are finally together!?!” You squealed. Last you heard they were relentlessly pining for one another. You didn’t know the Avengers personally but Natasha told you all the good gossip.

“Yeah, they're pretty adorable.” She took a deep breath and continued. “I want to be happy like they all are, and when I think hard about who could really make me happy…” She paused and looked over at you. “I can only ever think of you.”

Your heart almost exploded right then and there. You enveloped her in a soft hug. “Natasha Romanoff, that is the most romantic thing I’ve ever heard. I’m so glad I can make you as happy as you make me, and if you’ll have me, I’d be honoured to be your girlfriend.”

To be honest, your relationship didn’t change too much after you got together. You went out more together, either for coffee before work or dinner and drinks after. It was simple but you liked it.

Your relationship was never truly monogamous until you both stopped working for S.H.I.E.L.D. Both of you had jobs that involved seducing people for information and assassination, so you both had to be comfortable with the other doing so. Luckily, Natasha trusted you and you trusted her, and you were both very open and honest about what happened on missions. There were no secrets between you, why would you need to have them?

Natasha didn’t tell the other Avengers she was dating anyone until a couple of months down the track. In fact, she didn’t tell anyone for about three months. You were a little confused but didn’t question it. Then, when she finally did tell them, you immediately found out why.

“They want to meet you. All of them.” Natasha said, flopping down on the bed with a groan. “They asked me about a thousand stupid questions.”

“I’m happy to meet them, but all at once sounds pretty daunting. Plus, the questioning will make me super nervous.” You mumbled, petting her hair as she lay face down in the mattress.

“I know. I told them to wait and I’d introduce you in due time when you’re ready.” She got up and nodded.

“Thanks, babe.” You whispered, pressing a soft kiss to her lips.

Of course, it didn’t work out that way.

First, Steve and Sam ‘run into you two’ out on a morning jog. Sam maintains that it was a total accident.

It wasn’t.

They ask you some questions and you answer politely. Natasha’s a little ticked off that they’re here but doesn’t say anything, just shoots them glares when you aren’t looking. Eventually, you split up and head home, you waving goodbye and Natasha grumbling under her breath.

“I like them.” You say, catching her off-guard. “If all your friends are like that then I can’t wait to meet them.”

Next day your home and hear a knock at the door. When you open it, a short brunette kid is staring up at you. He looked at you and his eyes widened. He almost seemed shocked you had opened the door.

“Hello there. I’m Peter and I’m here to…. Check the…. Check for…. Gas! I want to check on your gas pipes! I’m in the area surveying gas pipes!!” He said, clearly lying. You recognized the name but it took you a second to place it.

“Peter? As in…. Peter Parker? The Arachnid kid?”

“It’s… It’s Spiderman. How’d you know? Did Natasha tell you? She promised not to!”

You raised your hands in surrender. “No, I put it together myself. A kid gets a Stark internship and starts hanging out with Tony Stark, and at the same time, Iron Man gets a new, smaller, younger-looking sidekick? Doesn’t take a genius, man.”

“…. I’m not his sidekick…”

“Whatever… Did Tony Stark send you here?”

“…No.”

“You’re an awful liar. Come in, I’ll teach you. I just made Hot Chocolate.”

Later that day Natasha comes home to see Peter curled up on the couch watching movies with you. He purposefully avoids her glance. She knows.

You look up at her, one arm slung around Peters' shoulders. “Nat, I better meet your friends or they’re never going to stop turning up in our life.”

So, you do, at the next huge Stark party. Despite it being a Stark party, all the attention was on you, which was a strange new experience. They seem to really like you. They approve of your influence on Natasha and firmly believe you love her, which you do.

You patch her up after fights, no matter how much she complains.

“Y/N, I’m a grown woman, I can patch my own bullet wounds.”

“I know you can but you shouldn’t have too. You’ve got a girlfriend for that.”

She lies back and grumbles. You know she’s really feeling angry at herself for getting hurt and making you worry and you’re trying to help her.

You guys have spoken about adopting a child, a little girl most likely, but have made the decision to wait until you’re both out of the dangerous jobs you’re in and can fully cater too, support and protect a child in your care.

Until then, it’s just the two of you, which is absolutely perfect.

#Avengers #avengers fandom #avengers x reader #avengers x you #avengers x y/n #natasha x reader #natasha romanoff #natasha imagine #natasha romanov #black widow #black widow x reader #black widow x you

[grantihare]

karkat

-----how i feel about this character

--hh i love him, this isnt even just me being a dave kinnie or anything, hes fr been one of my fave homestuck characters since i started reading it in 8th grade. i keep finding new ways to relate to him as i grow as a person, little me connected to the self-loathing and being certain all your friends hate you, to desperately trying to help broken people who need to first help themselves, in high school i was drawn to him over the stress of not loving people the Right Way™ and feeling like who you are is something to be hidden and ashamed of (karkat said trans rights), now im so attached to him being unapologetically loud about what he thinks and not taking anyones bullshit anymore and just living his goddamn life happy with the person he loves and ugh GOD i love karkat vantas so much

-----all the people i ship romantically with this character

--dave obv obv obv but also john jade and tz but only if theyre like? poly w davekat? daves the only person i ship w karkat in a monogamous way dndnfnf idk if thats weird but oh well

-----my non-romantic otp for this character

--kanaya!! they are Best Friends thanks nobodyll take that away from me ever skjdfm. i like him being best friends w jade and tz too!! also the sollux&aradia duo ofc. & for some reason i love when hes like genuinely friends w rose? not bc of her being kanayas girlfriend/wife but as an individual. its rare to see but i adore it

-----my unpopular opinion about this character

--idk if its an unpopular opinion but most stuff i see for him that has more depth than just "he & dave smooch" (which i love too but sometimes u want Pizzazz) either have him as a terrible rage monster or a crybaby and its like,, pls. pls he can be angry and cry a lot and have that not be his whole character. its okay. also stuff where hes a complete dick for no reason??? i hate that?? hes Loud and Kinda Rude not a Total Douchebag theres a Difference

-----one thing i wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon

--i rly wish we couldve seen his land quest tbh, i feel like itdve changed a lot of fandom perceptions of him to see him puzzling thru it and taking action to do whatever he had to do? also i wanna see it personally sckfnc but kinda on the same note id love to have seen him in collide fighting w other ppl present, ik tz could only use leitmotifs w ppl bc shes op or w/e but idve loved to see some blood player shenanigans tbh

#ask #me: stop saying kks just angry all the time >:ccc #also me: angery husband....... luv him... i smooch the shouty man

[twelvedaysinaugust]

You know what I learned after the chaos today? Larry is fucking real. I'm not talking about now even tho I think theyre still together but back then, after listening to those leaked songs today and just the general disaster that was today, no one can tell me those songs weren't written about a secret relationship where the two people didn't even know if they would make it because of how many obstacles they faced. And the lyrics, I mean come on. Larry is real, and at this point if you still can't even accept that they were real at some point, antis are the delusional ones. Ok bye.

I know we’ve all moved on with our lives, but I wanted to take my time with this response. My reaction to the album was not “Larry is real.” Which goes to show that art is very subjective. I would never say that one interpretation of art is “wrong” and another is “right.” Art is meant to be interpreted. Likewise, I have no idea what Harry’s intention was behind this album or these lyrics, which is why I don’t put much stock in song analyses, in general. (People said 90% of the lyrics don’t make sense unless you’re living in Harry’s brain. And they’re not wrong, lol.) And I realize everything about this gets infinitely more complicated when you take closeting into account.

But what on this album suggests an ongoing, monogamous, happy, healthy relationship between Harry and Louis? We’ve already talked about “Boyfriends.” And “Love of My Life” implies a past relationship, saying: “You were the love of my life.” And that lyric about Johnny’s place? I believe that’s the Beachwood Cafe in LA, which would be a reference to Camille, not Louis (but if I’m wrong, please tell me). As for the other songs, I just don’t see a clear connection to Louis.

I understand the point about Larry overcoming unique trials and tribulations in their relationship. But like I said about Walls, so many potential Larry songs don’t suggest reconciliation. Like, why would Harry write “Boyfriends” - and put it out into the world, knowing a good-sized subset of fans would view Louis as the subject - if he and Louis were happy and content? Moreover, why would he introduce the song by saying, “Fuck you?” Why is he writing a song - with a specific reference to Camille - saying, “You were the love of my life?” If Harry and Louis are a happy couple right now, I imagine that “Love of My Life” would feel like a huge punch in the gut.

I understand their music can’t be divorced from the closet. I get that. But even when you take broader themes - instead of specific lyrics - into account, you’re left with a lot of unhappiness, pain, and regret from Harry and Louis both. And very little reconciliation! Why is that? To me, their solo work just does not read like two people who have been madly and happily in love for twelve, continuous years.

#everyone is entitled to their own interpretation #this is mine

[rorykillmore]

ok besides the denny ships that have been canon like sara/nyssa, trish/laurel or are basically canon like dolores/laurel tell me about some other ships youve been thinkin about for your characters or just if theyre up for a relationship in general

man tony what are PLANS,

okay lucille would probably have a pretty hard time in a romantic relationship so idk if that will ever happen. it’d have to be pretty development-dependent so if i wanted it to i’d really have to buckle down and play her more, like i used to. she’s close-ish with edith but i think their history is probably way too complicated for it to ever be romantic, and maria but maria would Also require a lot of development to be in a healthy romantic relationship i feel like

glory... is a dragon and she wouldn’t date most of the dragons who live with her because they’re either her adopted siblings or a bit younger than her. she was pretty friendly with another dragon named peril once, and they went through a lot of shit together, so that’s probably the only dynamic she’s had on denny so far that i’d consider getting shippy with?

siobhan...... is siobhan. actually i’ve always been really interested in seeing how she’d navigate feelings for someone else. canonically i do like both winn/siobhan and leslie/siobhan so i’ve always been like, “if anyone apped either of them i’d definitely be open to it” (especially since leslie got such good stuff before they killed her off, i feel like it’d be especially sad,,), but other than that i don’t really have plans. maybe she should meet amaya because i feel like amaya could turn siobhan into a gay idiot in RECORD time,

caitlin is someone i’ve never reeeeally wanted to put in a ship because of how messy canon has always been with her romantic relationships. i just don’t think she’d be in much of a good place to pursue something like that again, and i’ve doubled down on that kind of thinking since the show’s explanation for killer frost got super ???. it’s just... too complicated for me to want to touch especially since i haven’t had much muse for her in a long while (i’m waiting to see if s5 of the flash gives me any back but she miiight be another drop soon)

bramblestar is technically cat-married? he has a mate, squirrelflight. she was on denny at one point and she was the mother of the (now full grown) kits he has running around! i don’t know if he’d ever consider another mate, it’s been a really long time since he’s seen squirrelflight but, he does really love her.

heather is gonna be dating veronica! i can’t remember if you knew about that, we did most of the build up for it before you joined, but she was in a relationship with ratchet for awhile while trying to deny her feelings.... and then fate left and, not wanting to leave that hanging, we hc’d that they’d had their breakup conversation off screen at some point before that? i just haven’t gotten around to doing much with her after that.

madeline is married in her canon and already had a storyline about like, struggling with fidelity, so i’ve never considered pursuing anything for her on denny. although any combination of the big little lies women is generally a Good Ship

badgerstripe might fall for tigerstar, which has a lot of disastrous potential that i’m interested to explore, with the added bonus of just getting to do more with inter-clan tigerclan dynamics in general.and another litter of kits for people to potentially adopt! we’ll see what happens with that but there are a lot of interesting directions it could go in, so i’ve always liked the idea

trish probably won’t be dating anyone for awhile after how things ended with her and laurel, but further down the road if i still have the muse for her i’m definitely open to ideas! there are specific things that she needs to work out and that do and don’t work for her in a relationship so i might be a little picky about ships for her but, it’s a nice idea as an Eventual Thing

sophie is... very unpredictable when it comes to planning ships, and generally she wouldn’t really be interested in a proper romantic relationship. she’s 500 years old, she’s over monogamous relationships! she just likes to have flings with people! it’s fun!  that being said, she definitely did have like, a particular fondness for say, hadley, so it is possible for her to form more specific attachments to people but.... it’s just really up in the air? it would depend on who it was and what they wanted from her and how much she was willing to like. bend for that. she’s gonna be turning cloud Eventually and giz and i haven’t talked about the nature of their relationship at all but maker/progeny bonds are always weird and complicated, so there’s that.

okay i might as well do my current potentials too, sly is off the market i think. i do like playing with him being a little flirty because, he’s sly, but i think what he needs on denny is like. a solid girl best friend. that’d be really cute. he kinda had that waaay back in the day with jemi’s character, oswin. but as far as romance goes, i’m honestly too attached to sly/carmelita as a ship and i don’t think he’d want to give up on that, especially given his canon point.

and camille is............... camille

she is way too much of a mess for a proper romantic relationship in the near future. it might be interesting to see someone like, Want to pursue that with her, but she’d have a very hard time ever being really open to it

#thanks tony!! #im also vaguely considering.... mittens from bolt and jessica from until dawn #mittens is a cat #she could potentially fall for someone from our warriors cast but #im not sure if she'd get along well enough with any of them #jess canonically has a bf who might Also be on denny #cuts dennys lvad wire #fizzlep0p