#they say perez is the oldest last name in existence. (why

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tbh spanish is the superior language but like only bc of the perez serán joke

#yes i laugh uncontrollably at stupid spanish jokes what abt it #english could be an ok language but u cant translate perez serán 😔😔😔 #if im the lucky bastard that gets to tell yall the perez serán joke: #se dice que Pérez es el apellido más antiguo (por?) porque cuando Dios sacó a Adán y Eva del paraíso les dijo‚ “Pérez serán” #KSHFJSBDKSBDKJD GET IT ????? GET IT???? PERECERÁN. PÉREZ SERÁN. KSBFKSBFKSBFKSJD i love spanish. #see if i translate it it doesn't work: #they say perez is the oldest last name in existence. (why?) because when god kicked adam and eve out from eden‚ he said “perez you will be” #😔😔😔😔 it's a word play with perez serán (perez u will be) and perecerán (you will perish) #and that's that on sucky languages #honey talk #listen id already heard it a few times but my mom told it to my sister & i in the kitchen yesterday and i was laughing so HARD it's so funny #lmao my mom and i have (almost) the same sense of humor and i don't know whether that is a blessing or a curse #ask to tag