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#they take care of him but they also shit on him HAHAH
ssahotchnerr · 7 months
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Id love to take care of Aaron because we know he does not take care of himself 😭 id be all honey remember to apply your sunscreen 🫵🏻 daily reminders to take his vitamins and suplementos bc we know he needs them lol or sit down we are having a propper meal with vegetables and all and come here we are gonna meditate for 10 mins ... Etc
Hahah the dreammmm!
sunscreen
you're so so right and that's 😭 adorable i had to write a lil thing <3 cw; established relationship
as you stepped out of the suv, a thick wall of humid air smacked you right in the face, the bright sun instantly causing your eyes to water even behind sunglasses.
to say it was brutal was an understatement, and in the florida sun, you could never be too careful.
"wait," you said suddenly, causing aaron to stop in his tracks. he had already walked around the front of the car, so he already was within arm's reach. "c'mere."
applying spf was a standard part of your daily skincare routine, but of course not aaron's, who barely had one to begin with. you turned back to the car, grabbing the small bottle of sunscreen you had tossed in the glove compartment earlier. after shutting the door with the side of your hip, you popped the cap open, squeezing a bit into the palm of your hand.
stepping up onto your tiptoes for a moment, you first adjusted aaron's sunglasses, moving and resting them on the top of his head.
next, you sparingly dotted some lotion across the surface of his face, before putting the latter on the bridge of his nose. with the pads of your fingers, you rubbed the sunscreen into his nose gently, before smearing any remnants to his cheeks. your hands were working parallel together, evenly spreading the sunscreen into his fair skin. you worked quickly as a crime scene was waiting in the distance, but yet still efficiently.
and aaron, didn't complain or utter a word as you worked, even when you turned him around to get the back of his neck. he watched you with a fond glint in his eyes, until you were thoroughly satisfied with the coverage.
"there." you snapped the lotion shut, a pleased expression on your face and shoving the bottle into your front pocket for any future use, "and now angry UV rays have nothing on you."
"and what would i do without you?" the corner's of aaron's lips lifted in a soft, subtle smile, grabbing your hand and giving it a tight squeeze.
his preferred way of a thank you would've been giving you a kiss, but the current setting prohibited such, the crime scene unit just arriving as well as the rest of the team.
speaking of, aaron tossed a glare over at morgan, who had been watching in full amusement, a shit-eating grin plastered on his face.
"y'know, y/n's right hotch. that last thing we all also need in this heat is you bitchin' about a sunburn."
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citadelsanchez · 2 years
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hahah what if Rick gets drunk and reader if taking care of them and he just slips that he likes them? and compliments them and just kinda goes off?(then denies anything happened the next day when they ask?) I just think about that a lot tbh sdkj
You got it! Wrote this at 3 am and couldn't think of a better bit than the hair thing, go easy on me asfjkxc. Also did it in y/n fashion again. Hope you like it!
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"Alright Rick, I may be alone in this opinion, but the way you're staggering and drooling on the floor tells me you need that bottle confiscated" you sigh, miserably attempting to snatch the alcohol from Rick's fingers.
"Hey s-s-sh-ut the fuck up Y/N, y-y-y-you're being ridiculous. I'm a-alwaaays drunk" Rick retorted, successfully pulling away the bottle away. He laughs before teetering again, placing his hands on your shoulders to balance himself.
You look up at him with a slightly annoyed expression. "Rick, I've been trying to get you to bed for 2 hours. Please just stop being stubborn and follow me."
He pokes your shoulders playfully now, "Oooooh, really? Into bed for w-what cause I think I'm down."
"Into bed for my sanity, please."
He scoffed in response, beginning to walk off into the Smiths' living room but knocked over the table near the wall instead.
"Rick, Jesus Christ," you tug on his arm and he bends down slightly, clearly fighting sleep to the best of his ability. He puts a hand in your hair and starts twirling it in his fingers slowly.
"How do youuu get it s-so bouncy?"
You're confused for a second and then stifle a laugh, as you've never seen Rick this vulnerable and... affectionate? before.
"I- uh, it's just volumizer" you respond.
He looks at you still in a dazed wondrous state. "It's pretty. And I-I don't like that wo-ORRD but you know, I guess I co-could tell you that now. I always n-notice it firSSTT when I see you," he burps out.
You feel a slight warmth in the pit of your stomach. Rick has always been playfully flirty with you here and there, but has never expressed any kind of genuine sentiment like this before.
"Thanks Rick, that's.. that's sweet of you."
"I-I-I mean like I actually think you're cu-cute like a little baby, i-it's weird," he goes on.
"Okay, tell me more, but let's go in here okay?" You gently place your arm under his and steer him towards his bedroom. He rolls his head to the side and gives a small "okay" in response.
You manage to drag him into his room and take his lab coat and pants off and get him onto the bed. "Ugh, see wh-what I mean, it's sick..ening" Rick slurs out, staring up at you.
"What?" You ask, sitting on the bed beside him.
"H-how fucking caring you are. G-god I just want to be around you aalllllll the time. I always hope it'll-it'll rub off on me b-but I don't think anyone could be as go-good natured as you."
Your cheeks burn red as you study his face, his head still bobbing while blinking at you slowly.
"A-and I know that I'll deny this sh-shit later but Y/N you're a saint. B-beautiful and delicate. And I've s-seen a lot o-o-of fine specimens b-but I think you're the truuee definition of a goddess."
Your mouth hangs agape a little as you realize that he's serious. He's not just spouting some speech, he's telling the truth. The unfiltered truth. Only drunk Rick does that, and you've only seen it twice before.
"Um, well- thank you Rick, you're uh, not so bad yourself. I've always-"
"Hey, shh, this was my confession t-time, not yours. J-just lay with me, pleaaseee.." you can see his eyes start to flutter shut as he holds an arm out to invite you into an embrace.
You lay your head on his chest and he wraps his arm tightly around your body before you both drift into a deep sleep.
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In the morning, you awake to an empty bed and glance at the alarm clock on the bedside table. It reads 11:54 am. You're beginning to recall last night's events as Rick walks in, fully dressed. He clears his throat.
"So you wanna tell me why uh, you're in my bed?"
You snicker at this. "Oh, Rick, you suddenly don't remember?"
"Remember what? If we screwed, th-then clearly not. Must not have been that impressed sweetie."
"Nope, we didn't. Buuuut, you did basically praise me all night" you smirk.
"Not a chance," Rick laughs and crosses his arms sternly.
"You did though. And I know that for the smartest man in the universe, your memory isn't that bad. Even in a hangover," you tease now, desperate for him to admit to his vulnerability.
He sits on the bed beside you and leans to get in your face. "Are you that desperate for my attention that you're making things up?"
"Hmm, I guess so. Anyway, I've got to go get dressed and volumize my hair, we'll talk later," you smile as you get up to leave.
Before you go, you catch a small look of shock on his face and a quiet "shit" escape his mouth.
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mondaymelon · 1 year
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actually... im fine with it. (yandere!pantalone x gn!reader)
warnings! yandere implications, mentions of kidnapping and being tied up (not sexually), fluff
(a/n) requested by an anon!! tysm for requesting ♡ reminder that requests are open!!
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"Are you awake?" A gloved hand reached out and grasped you chin lifting it up to give the holder a closer look of your expression.
Slowly blinking open your eyes, you surveyed the room quietly, noting that there were chains on the wall, along with a bed, and there were no windows. Your wrists burned, too, from where they were tied up behind you on the chair you were sitting on. The only source of light in the dimly-lit room was the small, singular chandelier that hung on the ceiling, seeming oddly out of place considering how grim the entire scene looked.
Finally, you focused your gaze at the man in front of you, still holding your chin and giving you a close-eyed smile. "Where am I?"
The black-haired man in front of you didn't skip a beat, only taking his hand of your chin and instead gesturing to the area. "A special place I prepared just for you."
"Why am I here?"
The man laughed. "My, you're taking this awfully calmly. You're here because I brought you here, of course."
well no shit. even i could make out that much.
"Who are you?" You questioned, although almost immediately regretted it after seeing the man's expression darken.
"Hahah... of course." Laughing, he stood up, from which he had originally been bending down to match your height. "You never even noticed me."
Thoughts ran through your head as you tried to put his face to names, but none matched until something lit up in your brain. "Pantalone?"
"Yes, that is my name." Pantalone sighed sorrowfully, his gaze never leaving your face. "But to you, I was just the kind man who you helped give directions to."
"How- Why-"
"Because I love you, my angel. More than you will ever realize."
You stayed silent at the sudden confession, although considering that you were the one that was restrained in some unknown place, it would be unwise of you to decline. Archons know what he would do to you.
"I've been watching you for weeks. Not through my underlings... I can't trust them. You're too lovely, they'd fall in love with you too, and then I'd have another problem to deal with. No... I watched you out of my own love, saving you from whatever trouble you had encountered behind the scenes and always making sure that you would be okay." Pantalone didn't seem to care whether you were listening or not, but rambled on anyway, his voice only becoming more and more desperate.
"But then some guy came to your house and saw me, and then began asking for you. Who does he think he is, asking to see you so casually??" The man's voice broke off into a low growl as his expression contorted into one of rage. "So I took care of him."
"You... killed him??"
"Darling, come on now, don't be mad at me. It was for your own good. After that, I knew it was much too dangerous to be living alone in a world of predators, so I generously took you in. This is where you'll be staying from now on. With me until the end of time."
"..."
"You answer? You can't refuse, but I'd still like another opportunity to hear your beautiful voice again."
"...Actually... I'm fine with it." You had come to the conclusion in the matter of seconds, but from what little knowledge you knew, you concluded that Pantalone had to have been powerful in status, careful with his plans, and also dangerous enough to have anyone look the other way to what he was doing. And considering the jeweled chandelier that dangled about five feet away from you, you also concluded that Pantalone was considerably wealthy. Not only that, but during his speech, you couldn't help but feel... moved. He had gone to such lengths just to make sure that you'd rest easy.
Not only that, he was also quite the looker himself. With that curly, soft black locks and fair face, every time you looked at him, you could feel your heart skip a beat. And if you really were to live here, then wouldn't that mean you wouldn't have to pay rent? And you'd get free meals everyday?
If he was shocked, he hid it well. Nevertheless, he wasn't able to stop the utterly confused expression flitting across his face. "You're... okay with it? I mean- that's good- but I expected at least a little resistance." He didn't seem disappointed per say, more just startled that you had actually agreed from what free will you had.
"Well... yeah. I mean... sure, you're a pretty dangerous person, but you do seem to actually care for me. Not only that, I wouldn't have to pay rent, get free food... not to mention that you're quite handsome yourself." Attempting to explain yourself, you winced as the tight ropes cut into your skin. Immediately, Pantalone rushed forward, uttering you quiet apologies as he cut the ropes off your hands with a knife that he had hidden in his sleeve.
He cleared his throat as you watched you settle into a more comfortable position, remorsefully noting the reddened bruises on your wrists. "I'm... handsome to you?"
As you nodded, he turned away, but you were able to spot his flushing ears that his hair was tucked behind.
"Aha... You really are too kind." The black-haired man smiled at you. "This is for the better. If you really are agreeing this steadily, then it means you won't try to run away. And if that doesn't happen, we can live together. Happily for the rest of our lives." And just like that, he swiftly leaned forward, holding your chin up with both hands as his soft lips met yours and engulfed you into a kiss. You felt your face burn warm, but you didn't resist, nor did you want to. Sensational fireworks seemed to light off from every inch of your skin, diving your consciousness in a sea of warmth. When Pantalone finished, he pulled away only slightly, giving you a smirk that played on his lips.
"You can expect more of that later."
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slutimusprime · 1 month
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Keith Kogane fanfic — too lazy to edit lol
# 𝐓/𝐖 — SEX HAHAH
# Not Requested
# AFAB reader
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It was mindless joy.
A small feeling of giddy budding in between my bones and blooming in my heart when I heard that he was returning. My tongue slipped between my teeth and gently poked between my lips as I made it towards the loading dock. My cheeks hurt from trying to contain my smile as I tried to get to the glass that over viewed the whole station. It was a slightly difficult trip due to polished marble and socks being a terrible combination. Giggling as I turned a specific hallway I noticed Allura standing near the glass leaning on one of the metal poles that sectioned the glass into three. 
“Hey Allura!” I exclaimed with a rapid wave of my hand and I made it to her side quickly. Sliding on the marble I wasn’t able to stop so I only ended up gently bumping into her which made her chuckle but I saw her face morph into a somber expression. Stepping back, my hand was on her forearm with a comforting rub, I was about to ask what happened but the roar of an engine snapped my attention to the window. Gasping I ran right up to the window and plastered my hands against the cool glass as I vibrated with excitement. When I didn’t see his red and white uniform at first I became worried. 
Then I noticed a slightly familiar figure. Pushing myself closer to the glass I visibly gawked when I realized it was him. Keith had returned but- He looked different, much more different than I expected him too. His hair was much longer, it was still a mullet but I was disappointed with the maintenance of it. Keith had grown much taller, his physique had improved. Improved so much I felt a small blush run down my neck.
Waving my arms wildly while jumping up and down must’ve caught enough attention for Kieth to also follow the line of stares. Once I noticed his attention fully locked onto me I felt my heart implode as I exploded, it felt like fresh water filled my lungs and put my heart into harddrive. Other (what I assume) Galran crewmates slowly turned towards Keith who was watching plainly as I lost my shit. They broke into laughter, some clapping him on the back while others gave me a thumbs up. I could see the dread of the future teasing he would receive but I didn’t care.
Because once he looked back up at me, adoration shining in his eyes as a small toothy grin crossed his face I knew it. Keith was back. And no way in hell was he going to leave without a proper hug this time.
Spinning on my heel I went to pass Allura when her hand latched onto my bicep stopping me. Looking towards her confused I felt my joy slipping from beneath my feet as I took in her serious expression. “Allura are you-”
“Do you still care about him even though you know what he is now?” She asked her eyebrows digging deeper into her face, her expression was nothing less than disgust and disappointment. My body faltered as I tore my eyes away from hers as I tried to rationalize her words, swallowing down some bile my expression hardened as I ripped my arm out of her grip. She looked taken aback as I took a step back, taking a deep breath I looked at her once more.
“I suggest you forget you ever asked me that-”
“What his people did-” She tried to argue but once my nose scrunched and my expression sharpened she stopped herself and looked away.
“That was ten thousand fucking years ago, these people have done nothing wrong to earn your ignorance. I shouldn’t have to scold a princess on proper manners.” I finished as I stormed off rage replacing the once childish joy I was feeling.
“Such a fucking bitch for no reason,” I grumbled as I threw my pillow against the large window in my room as I thought back to the past hour. Allura put the mandatory hold and decontamination on the Galran crew as she wanted to debrief Voltron on potential risks of Galran. The moment she mentioned their risks I had stood up and walked out, she had “ordered” me back but Pidge followed after me before she could get another word in. Lance wasn’t far behind as Hunk shook his head in disappointment while he left with us. I was glad the others stood up to her with me but I needed to be alone because in the end Allura had full control which was bullshit-
Repeated knocking to my door made me sigh as I grabbed a sweater to slip on top and over my bra and walked toward the door. Waving at my door it slid open and I started talking before looking at who it was.
“Allura you know I don’t want to ta-AH!” I exclaimed, jumping back when I realized it was Keith. He had jumped to his eyes wide as he took me in.
“Expecting someone else?” He asked, his voice was different too. Closer up I could see he was freshly showered, his hair only partially dried. Scrapes were visible on his forearms as I noticed the sweatshirt he was wearing was rolled up to his elbows. He was wearing some regular sweats that were also just in his socks and I suddenly felt extremely exposed from wearing only shorts, a sweater, and mismatched socks. 
“Holy shit- you- hey.” I said as I suddenly felt all confidence drain from my body as I took a step back while he just leaned against the doorway. “You wanna come in?” I asked and he paused his expression slightly surprised as he nodded and he walked in the door sliding shut behind him as he awkwardly stood there.
“So-”
“We- Shit sorry-” I said, stopping myself with my hand covering my mouth as he also stopped mid sentence. “You-”
“You can-” We both stopped again as we tried to offer the other a chance to speak. Bursting into a fit of giggles I tried to stop my laughter with my hands but I couldn’t stop another laugh bubble up and out of my chest. Keith only paused before breaking into his own fit of laughter, leaning against my desk for support as I tried to calm myself. We fell into comfortable silence as Keith just looked around my room. His eyes jumped to the new clay figures I was molding beside me on my desk before they rested on me once more. 
“You have grown so much.”
“You haven’t grown much.” He said quickly which made me scoff and heave myself on my desk as my legs kicked the air.
“You grew into an asshole.” I huffed out crossing my arms and he laughed.
“Correction, a bigger asshole.” My jaw dropped as he took a couple steps till he was right in front of me. Watching as his right hand found my left, his fingers started to trace the crevices of my palm before my fingers slipped to lock into his own. Our hands palm to palm. 
“You’ve gotten bigger,” I stated absentmindedly as I tried to ignore how close, my head tilted down looking at his socks. “A lot bigger.” I mumbled looking up so our eyes caught one anothers.
“In more places than one.” The comment caught me off guard as I tried to sputter out a response, a raging blush crawling onto my face.
“I can tell- Your ego grew and so did your feet Bigfoot.” I snapped back, removing my hand from his as he raised a brow at that.
“You know what they say about big feet?” He teased placing both hands on the sides of my legs, his lower thigh grazed my knees as I felt something crawl up my back.
“You know I didn’t-”
“Big shoes.” He said simply and my face dropped before it twisted itself into a scowl. He blatantly laughed in my face as he leaned forward his nose finding itself into space between my left shoulder and neck. Shivering my hands found themselves gripping onto the front of his sweatshirt as he lips grazed my collarbone. We had left off at a weird spot in our relationship, we did everything a couple did but kept it to ourselves. Then he left for two months, in respect to his privacy we only waved at each other but- I wasn’t able to get him out of my mind, his voice plagued my thoughts. He was able to wiggle himself into my dreams, jolting me from my slumber.
“It’s been a long two years.” He murmured as he leaned closer in, his left leg pushing between my legs. The fabric of the sweatpants rubbed against my skin making my jaw clench as his hand slowly found the outside of my thighs.
“Kinda forgot my two months were two years for you.” I mumbled as my hands slid to his sides now clinging to the fabric there.
“It was a long two fucking years.” He said withdrawing himself from the crook of my neck. He was looking down at me with an expression I couldn’t describe as his right hand lifted and started to cradle my left cheek. His calloused hands were warm and rough against my cheek, it was comforting. “Can I?” He asked which made my eyes snap to his as his pupils were blown wide as his eyes flickered to my lips then back up to my eyes.
“You may.” I said in a fancy tone which made him laugh before both of his hands cupped my cheeks and brought our faces together. Our lips connected like puzzle pieces as he hovered over me. After a few moments of our lips mashing together I felt a whine build in the back of my throat, his hands left my face and scooped under each thigh. “Shi-” I started but was silenced again with another kiss as he quickly moved the both of us to my bed. The comforter was nice against my back but I didn’t have time to appreciate the silk as Keith was distracting me with his ‘fuck me’ eyes. Feeling his fingers at the hem of my sweater I nodded and instantly the sweater was pulled up past my chest making me shiver at the cool air.
“I’ve missed this,” Keith mumbled as he leaned down and slowly started kissing up from my navel and made it over to my left breast. “I’ve missed you.” Gasping as he tugged my bra down and latched onto my nipple. Swallowing hard my moan turned into a groan that rattled through my throat, I could feel Keith smile which made me frown. He had already pushed my thighs to the side so he could get a proper grip on my chest. After attacking me like some mosquito I finally pushed him back far enough so he was up straight. “What?”
“You’re a little too dressed for me.”
“Wha-WOAH!” He exclaimed as I had grabbed his collar and heaved him down and off to the side, in one foul movement I had claimed my spot right on top of him.
“Plus you’re nowhere near as decorated as I am.” I noted leaning down and finding my favourite spot right under the right side of his chin. He instantly shivered as my nails found his front, tracing every new scar and every dip in his chest I was able to grab both sleeves and slip it off. Sitting back I only had time to admire him now I’d be too busy later. A blush was crawling up his neck and spreading to his face every extra second I had spent looking, only small hickies blooming on his neck. 
His mouth quivered which indicated his patience was wavering so I got straight back to work around his neck while his hands found the in between of my ass and thighs. Not even a minute passed before I felt his hips grind into mine, his hands moving my own against his. Pausing my attack on his neck to take some deep breaths when his pants moved against my hips just right almost made me lose my composure. Sitting up I used my left hand on his chest to support me while my right slowly made its way behind me.
s m u t s t a r t s h e r e . . .
“Wai-” He started but his left hand flew and covered his mouth as my hand found the bulge in his pants. I started a slow stroke, the fabric of his pants rubbing against his shaft. He cried into his mouth as his hips started to move in sync with my hand. His groaning became harder to muffle as the speed increased, once my hand made it to his head I could see the stain forming on the pants. Then I stopped, he choked as hips tried to make up for the loss of friction but it was fruitless. “Please-” He cried and I slipped off his lap and fell onto the floor, I pushed his knees apart. He went to sit up but instantly threw himself back on the bed when I took a long stroke of my tongue against his bulge. 
Taking the opportunity of his vulnerability I tugged down his sweats and underwear, he once again shivered at the cool air as he stood erect. My left hand reached out and pushed his precum down his shaft as my right hand rested on his thigh. Leaning forward I gave chaste kisses to his thighs as my left hand worked on his shaft with another steady rhythm. His hands were still muffling his moans which I excused since it was his first time in a long time. As my hand left his member I could hear a cry of protest build in his throat. Waiting till his hand left his mouth to speak I instantly wrapped my lips around his head and sucked. He openly cried out his hands gripping the side of the silk sheets, unsheathing my mouth I felt a grin spread to my lips.
“So neglected, I wonder how you took care of yourself without me.” I whispered and he whimpered words I couldn’t make out. “What was that?” I asked and kissed his shaft as he trembled.
“I- I didn’t.” He croaked out as my left hand creeped up to just hover under his balls.
“What a good boy.” I praised and I saw how he tensed at the praise and I took him into my mouth properly. He cried as I started to move slowly, gradually taking him in inch by inch. I didn’t stop till his pubic hair tickled the brink of my nose. Slowly moving up I started a pace which made his hands dig themselves into my head slightly tugging at my hair. I couldn’t stop the moan that rippled through my throat as my hips started to grind itself on my heel. The searing pressure encouraged me to continue as I started to chase my own high. That meant I didn’t see the telltale signs of Keith nearing his orgasm. Missing how his toes curled and his hips thrusted I was surprised when a hot liquid burst from the tip of his mouth and launched itself down my throat. Choking in surprise my head flew back as I coughed in retaliation, after a few moments I cleared my throat as I watched Keith take his breath.
“You know, I never said you could cum.” I pointed out and I saw Keith freeze as I stood to my feet. “If you wanna make it up to me you’ll sit against the headboard.” Keith shot up slightly dazed but shuffled back till his back connected with the metal backing. As I crawled onto the bed he was able to wiggle off his pants so he was completely bare. Finally I ripped off my sweater as it was becoming too much. As I climbed onto his lap I was about to remove my own shorts when I paused. “I don’t have a condom-”
“I'll tell you when- Please I want this so badly.” He pleaded with his hands finding my hips.
“Alright.” And I peeled off the last bits of my undergarments and adjusted myself. Slowly I sunk down the familiar burn building up deep within my pelvic area. Gripping his shoulders tightly I inched further and further, Keith's cries got louder the further down I got. I needed to pause once I was fully seated, I could feel his head kissing my cervix which made it hard to process anything really. Needing to lean forward and use Keith as support I took a few deep breaths as I tried to relax to the best of my ability. Keith was struggling enough as his hands had a death grip on my sides. 
“Are- Ah- Are you alright?” he huffed out and I nodded as I threw my head back to slowly start an up and down rhythm. Each time I dragged myself I felt my insides clench harder to hold onto him. Tears broke onto my tear line as I shoved myself back down and Keith inhaled hard before inhaling hard through his teeth. A gentle rhythm started once again as we fell into pace with one another, both passionate and desperate for release. “God,” I heard him mumble which made me groan as I could now properly hear his pleas. “Please I- Gods please-” He whined my name along with it which started to tug on the coil that tightened in my abdomen. It was growing pressure, like a hot iron twisting and prodding my insides. 
“God Keith.” I whined as Keith bit his lip but soon regretted as his new canines broke skin. I had in all honesty lost control as I started to increase the pace faster than he could, my movements desperate as he repeatedly hit the right, the right angle.
“Please- Wait-” He started but it turned into a deep growl as I noticed something change within him. His eyes shot open and his pupils sharpened as he opened his mouth wide to reveal his teeth, he shot forward and latched onto my neck making me cry in surprise. The bite had sent my nerves in a frenzy and the quick pace of our hips had broken the coil. My orgasm rocked my world as Keith kept going chasing his own. His jaw stayed latched on my neck as my nerves burned as my cunt was abused.
“Remember to-” I couldn’t finish my sentence as a second coiled boiled and snapped again, unfortunately Keith's broke as well. I choked as my insides burned as he slowly rode his way through his orgasm, his arms wrapped tightly around my body as his thrusts came to a halt. Moments passed and his jaw let go of my shoulder, a bright crimson falling down and onto my breast. Looking down I could see a ring of white between us, I could still feel his cum inside me move as he shifted uncomfortably. 
“I forgot to pull out.”
“I know.”
“I’m sorry.”
“No you aren’t.”
“Yeah.”
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madame-fear · 1 year
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— the velaryon boys as dads | .·:*¨༺ headcanons ༻¨*:·.
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♡ JACAERYS : ♡
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• best. dad. EVER. 💕
• Literally, he would be so attentive to you and your needs from the moment you were pregnant, to the day the child was born.
• And the day the child was born? AHHH literally bought the best maesters of all Westeros to assist you with your birth. Jace would be by your side the whole time, making sure you feel comforted by his presence, and to hold a tight grip on his hand if you needed to.
• The second he heard baby crying filling your chambers, would've made him forget about the rest of the world right there, an overwhelming happiness consuming him. Would literally stare at the baby with heart eyes as he holds it in his arms, rocking the child back and forth gently.
• If the child's a boy, he will make sure to teach his beloved firstborn son how to be a proper King. Will teach him sword training, High Valyrian, how to properly treat ladies, all those type of things.
• If the child's a girl... oh boy. Saying he's overprotective is an understatement at this point. He will also teach her things like he'd teach his son, but he'd be more soft and a complete gentleman with her.
• Offers to brush and braid her hair, gifts her jewellery and new dresses, takes her dancing (especially when there's a boy that's staring too much at her in front of him)... basically, he'd fully spoil and pamper his princess.
• Jace is the type of dad to send death glares to every single boy that lays their eyes on his daughter for 0.0001 seconds. No doubt at all.
• With either case, he'd LOVE to take his children for rides on Vermax. Teach them how to speak to dragons, how to train them, how to ride them, etc.
• Tons of kisses and cuddling with his children, hell yes! Also, awfully overprotective dad, no matter the gender of the child, actually.
• When the child says it's first word, I can definitely see him briefly freezing, and then goofily smiling, and turning around to look at you to see if you heard the same thing, or if he's imagining it.
• DEFINITELY ASKS HIS CHILD TO REPEAT THE WORD AGAIN HAHAH
• If he needs to scold, he will do it immediatly. But having such a soft spot for his babes, afterwards he'll apologise to his children for such scolding, but will let them know he only does it because he loves them, and is doing it for their wellbeing.
• Has heart eyes for the beautiful family he's created with you. 🥰
• Supreme brave fiercy dad™
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• Ahhh, our soft, precious baby boy. Where to start with him?
• Honestly, the very first second he found out you were with child, he would've panicked the shit out of himself. Mainly because both of you were still a young married couple, and clueless about parenting.
• Even if he was awfully terrified of the idea of having to father a child, Luke would still be a very loving, and caring partner. Always making sure all of your needs were properly fulfilled, and would also be extremely protective of you.
• The day your child was born, he would be absolutely FREAKING out, but would try to keep calm just because he knows you're dreadfully suffering through the birth. So, much like Jace, he'd stay by your side, offering you his hand, and whispering sweet words to help you calm down.
• Of course, the second he held his child in his arms right after the birth, he was completely over the clouds with his newborn baby... but his mind couldn't help but wander about the future: how the child will be raised, how is he or she going to feel about duties as a Lord/Lady, scolding, teenage years... etc, etc, and a looong etc.
• *sigh* I can definitely see him asking to his mother, Queen Rhaenyra, for some good parenting/raising advice. And she will gladly give the two of you recommendations on how to raise a babe more than gladly.
• Honestly, kind of gives his children all the liberty they could ever possibly desire. He knows the stress about having to take such important royal roles, such as that of being a Lord/Lady, so he will allow his children to give up on titles if they wish so.
• Much like Jace, he will also train his child (boy or girl) to learn High Valyrian, ride and talk to dragons, learn the history of Westeros and Old Valyria, proper manners, and also, sword training.
• Though, when it comes to swordtraining I feel like the one who takes care of that is Uncle Jace – he's better with swords than Luke, honestly.
• In the particular case of the child being a girl, Luke will obviously also be protective of her, but not overprotective in an extreme case, like Jace would be with a daughter. I feel like he'd give his daughter more freedom when it comes to boys, as long as she takes proper care of herself.
• Again, much like Jace, throughout his daughter's entire life, he'll show her how a boy is supposed to treat her: hair brushing and braiding often, takes her dancing, in her early childhood he'd sit her on his lap and would read her fairytale books, gives her advice on boys and dating, gives her gifts and flowers, etc & etc.
• But, if someone has the audacity to disrespect or harm his girl (or boy, actually) in any possible way, despite not being the best fighter in Westeros, he won't mind in fighting that person.
• ^^ Definitely takes Jace, Arrax, and Vermax with him.
• CHILD CUDDLING. HELL YES. Especially when the child is a baby, he will absolutely not leave his baby's side, and will love to pamper & spoil them. ♡
• Luke will definitely be... awful at scolding. He just can't see himself doing it, so that task passes to you, sorry! :")
• Is the type of dad to cry at his child's first word. I just know, trust me. Will try to deny it, but much to his dismay there were too many witness to confirm his crying hahs
• Sweetest and most fun dad ever !! And that child is definitely daddy's girl/boy. <333
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ghosts-cyphera · 6 months
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I think you would like this idea I have. 😗
Reader who also always use a mask in a mission with the 141 (they're not yet inside the group but have been working a lot with them, reader is already friends with Price, Soap and Gaz, still trying to befriend Ghost, but reader is really respectful with his limits) and in the middle of the mission, something happens and Ghost mask catch fire and he needs to take it off, reader is the only one with him, noticing how tense Ghost got without his mask, he avoid at all cost look at his face, asking him if he is ok without looking at him, but reader is observant and noticed how Ghost voice changed, without knowinh why reader thinks its because of the mask, so he takes his own mask off and gives to Ghost still not lookinh at him. Asking again if he already had it on before looking at Ghost and giving him a shy smile (after all, reader also doesn't like to show his face like that, AND in my head reader is also covered in scars, of course some big ones in his face) and saying something on the line of "Come on, this is almost over, lets go back" giving Ghost a small pat on his shoulder before turning to finish their mission. AND OF COURSE Ghost is trying very hard to process what the fuck just happened 🫡
Apologize for all the text, I needed to share this with someone or I would EXPLODE
AAAAH I love this so much! And the thing with Ghost, right, is that because of his childhood and all the shit the man’s been through, he doesn’t know how to let people close and how to show them that he cares about them, so when someone does an act of kindness like this towards him, it sends his head spinning like crazy because he doesn’t know how to even begin to process it.
I feel like Ghost also partly feels like he doesn’t deserve that level of kindness and consideration from others, all while each and every time some one does show him that they care, he will cherish it forever.
I also feel like the way Ghost shows that he cares is through protecting those he cares about, and so, while he still wouldn’t completely let the reader in, they’d notice the difference in the way that Ghost would begin to check just a little bit more often if they were alright or if they needed anything. All those small little quiet ways to show that he sees you and respects you.
And finally, after months of the relationship of the reader and Ghost slowly—so slowly—warming up, he’d out of nowhere say something like “I like ‘em, by the way. The scars.”
And the reader would :’) because everyone has always apologized for the scars, or said that they’re sorry for what they’d been through to get them, but Ghost was the first person who actually made them feel good about them.
AAA I’m sorry for how chaotic this post is, but I’m losing my mind over this right now hahah!!
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luneroze · 8 months
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AN IN-DEPTH REVIEW/THOUGHTS/OPINIONS ON A GLITCH IN TIME. Spoiler free in the first half !
I take spoilers very seriously myself so I put a lot of space between spoilers and the spoiler free section :D
overall rating 11/10
Look I had ZERO expectations with this graphic novel, only because I have trust issues and I didn’t want to disappoint myself yk? But this graphic novel DELIVERED some of the things that I wanted the show to be desperately touched on. If you are like me and like the main cast and also Vlad, Dan and clockwork to an unhealthy level you will like this graphic novel okay?
The characters did not feel OOC (something which I DESPISE if it was the case), I liked the humour, pacing was um, felt like final part could’ve been extended but I am a sucker for content so when I finished it I screamed NO and my pet birds looked at me with the biggest side eye.
Art wise: I fucking LOVED the character expressions, they made the experience more enjoyable, I really love Gabriela’s overall style and colour palette throughout the novel it truly is chef’s kiss.
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Alright the spoiler zone be warned ! Most of this is just now my insane reactions to the panels (no pictures)
Sam and Danny were really cute, even when they shared subtle glances at each other, my babies.
TUCKER NO LONGER BEING MAYOR BECAUSE HE DROPPED A BABY THAT ONE TIME IS SO SILLY HAHAH. Also having a wholeass fandom?? He deserves all the love mwuah.
JAZZ OFFERING DANNY THERAPY BECAUSE CHILDHOOD TRAUMA HELP. That panel made me laugh so much.
Phandom’s collective headcannon about ghosts having obessions and that Danny’s is like protecting his loved ones and that is what drives ghosts, was put in the novel but since this is carefully crafted towards kids it was probably replaced with emotions? Just my theory. I’m very interested on how this will affect future fanon content ngl. Because I really like the fact that both Danny and Vlad in this sense are able to change it. Danny instead of just protecting and hunting ghosts gets to instead help them and “create a bridge between the two worlds” and Vlad gets to make amendments for his past actions.
HOLYAISHSIHSUHWUHSUDB SHIT. Vlad is one of my favourite characters I actually cannot…I thought I’ll get breadcrumbs but I’m so glad he was a part of the whole story. LIKE CEREAL BADGER??? IN THIS ECONOMY?? WE ACTUALLY GOT STUFF?? [proshippers leave i am under your bed].
My Vlad highlights:
- Vlad creating problems for everyone and himself and then going to Danny all like “help me? 🥺👉👈” (poor Danny)
- Clockwork and Vlad FINALLY meeting hello?? (Also clockwork x vlad bread crumbs because im delulu)
- VLAD FINALLY FINDING OUT ABOUT DAN’S EXISTENCE YES YES YES. This is literally what I’ve wanted oh my god 😭😭
- Vlad’s hair in a bun in that one time glitch….im so normal
- Jack is still sort of affectionate towads Vlad im gonna cry
- ALSO FAMILY BREAKFEAST (Vlad x Jack x Maddie) BREADCRUMBS TOO AYO
- And A VLAD REDEMPTION ARC EVERYONE CLAP AND CHEER. Them actually re-touching on the fact that Vlad wanted love all this time and him wanting power was just a guise for control to hide the fact that he was just so lonely .
- P-parent vlad?.? To Dan? Don’t leave me on a cliff hanger like that man- Also I hope he’s learnt his lesson from last time :/
One thing I do want to raise is how much I hated Danny’s parents in this novel. Like what they do is very on brand and in character of course but holy shit. They did NOT care for their future-traumatised-ghost-child, at least Jazz was sympathetic towards him??? And this is coming from ME. ME who defends the Fentons because sometimes they’re not “that bad” BUT NAH. NOT HERE. It boggles my mind how even after the reveal they refuse to listen to their children, especially when Jazz is telling them that something is not right with Dan and they should solve this in a more civil manner.
I was so scared that they were just going to ‘defeat’ Dan and imprison him somewhere and call it a day but no thank god. He’s my sweet little traumatised grief stricken baby he did not deserve what happened to him, he just needed guidance and therapy. That one panel made me sob so much jesus
And last but finally least ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY THE NOVEL JUST DID DAMAGE CONTROL AND UNDID PHANTOM PLANET IT MADE ME SO HAPPY.
Alright thank you for listening to my TEDTalk lmk what you think seriously :D
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dateko · 8 months
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˚。⋆ FOREVERMORE | GOJO SATORU
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contents — fluff/angst, a lil banter, gojo being a lil vulnerable, a lil late night drive, also reader is implied to be afab!
a/n: — 2k words of not being quite sure what this is other than the fact it made a very angsty turn towards the end which i did not plan for because this fic is a dusty year old draft!!! (pls enjoy regardless hahah)
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An incessant, flickering beam makes its way through your window in the quiet of your small, dimly lit bedroom. It appears to be beckoning you, almost like it's trying to call you out. Confused and admittedly a bit scared for your grown age, you close the hefty novel you’d been dutifully reading shut and creep gingerly toward the window. You hide beneath the curtains, careful not to move around too much. Then slowly, you sneak a quick peek at the persistent light outside. 
There, in his expensive imported sports car with a large flashlight in his hold, sits Gojo Satoru and that goofy signature grin of his. The silly man you undoubtedly call your boyfriend and who you, unfortunately, love more than the normal amount. Letting go of the air you’d been holding in with a relieved giggle, you quickly open your window.
“What the hell, ‘Toru! You scared the shit out of me!” You hissed, bringing a hand to your forehead.
“Sorry, Princess!” He calls back, carrying absolutely zero sympathy in his voice, before revealing a familiar bag of sugary drinks and sweet treats to you. “Say… Are you free for a little late-night getaway? I’ve got all your favorites.”
“You’re terrible,” You shake your head in utter disbelief, giggling at how ridiculous he could be. “Hold on, I’ll be down in sec.”
Grabbing your most treasured sweater (a stolen one of Satoru’s) and bag, you bolt out the door and launch yourself down the steps in a love-stricken flurry. Neighbors be damned, you were too excited to even care about the chaos of elephant footsteps you make. As you make your way down the stairs, you can’t help but begin to feel so much younger. Like a high schooler reborn again, you hadn’t realized how much you missed the giddy excitement that stemmed from forgetting your responsibilities. It was almost as if life had always been this thrilling. A late-night drive with your incredibly handsome boyfriend and pretending that you positively did not have a class to teach, plus a gruesome training session with your students waiting for you the following morning. 
And that certainly was Satoru for you. Always sweeping you off your feet and doing everything you didn’t think you needed. He’s always too good, too perfect. The man is always somewhere off where he is required, always somewhere trying his best. Yet somehow, he makes sure to save time for you. Gojo Satoru always goes above and beyond. There is never a limit to the things he does.
Meeting him outside, you walk up to his open window, where his face sports a grin you could spot miles away. “Do you know what time it is?” You squeeze his cheek playfully
“I do.” He blinks, taking your hand to press it flat against his cheek instead. 
“You don’t have… I don’t know… A class tomorrow? Curses to exorcise?”
Satoru blinks twice, now peppering kisses into your palm. “I do.” 
Your brow raises at his response, and you retract your hand to cross your arms. “Then… Shouldn’t you be preparing for that?”
The azure-eyed man sighs, leaning his head against his seatback to stare at you adoringly. “I just couldn’t sleep right... Probably because I’ve been thinking about you too much.”
His cheesy line causes your nose to scrunch up, though you can’t help but feel a pang of worry in your stomach at his words. “On second thought, I’m leaving.”
“Oh, just get in here already.” Satoru whines your name, quick to tug the back of your sweater and pull you in. 
Smiling widely, you enter the passenger seat and immediately slot in your favorite CD before looking at your hopeless boyfriend. “You didn’t really think I’d just go back and leave, did you?” 
“Maybe a little bit,” He shrugs, turning behind him as he reverses the car. “You can get way too intense sometimes.”
You hum in response as you ogle at his bicep and brush off the way he smirks at you. Ignoring the way your boyfriend of many years continues to make you blush like a young pubescent girl at the sight of his muscles, you reach into the bag in front of you to pull out a snack. It’s a surprise Satoru stays rather silent beside you, driving with a soft smile on his lips as he hums along with the familiar tunes you both grew up listening to. It’s strange. There are no cheesy one-liners or teasing remarks. Just him. 
“So where exactly are you taking me, anyway?” You decide to inquire, reaching over to feed him a snack as he keeps his eyes trained on the road. 
“Hey, that’s cheating!” His mouth is full, and you puff dramatically in response as you lean against the door to watch him with a comforting expression on your face. “You’ll see in a bit. Almost there.”
Knowing you’d never be able to beat his stubbornness, you continue to bask in the peaceful drive to whatever mystery location Satoru’s taking you to. You watch him solemnly, eyeing the way his lips hold a small smile, yet as you drive under each street lamp, you don’t miss the sight of how tired he really looks. These days, you see him less, and his missions seem to grow in length. More curses pop up in every direction, more colleagues pass, and with how incredibly undermanned the Jujutsu society is, the burden is inevitably thrown onto Gojo Satoru’s plate. He’s gone before you know it.
It’s unfair and cruel, but it’s what you’ve known your entire life.
A part of you wonders why Satoru even bothered driving when you both know he's fully capable of teleporting. You hypothesize that it is for old times' sake. It was near that certain time of year. While your boyfriend could sometimes be emotional about the past, you're no better. In the backburner of your minds, you both desperately wish you could return to the days of your youth. The very youth you never could grasp, taken from you before you knew it. You were naive and power-hungry, too blind to notice anything else around you, too eager to grow up and have the world grovel at your feet. You wish you could have changed it all. But now, as you watch Satoru, a few years older and a little bit wiser, the only thing you can think about is just how lucky you are to have him here. 
You don’t realize Satoru’s parked already when you blink at the feeling of his thick fingers flicking your forehead, and you hear the click of his seatbelt. “Jeez, Babe. I know I’m handsome, I can hear you thinking too hard in that pretty little head of yours.”
Scoffing, you brush his hand away as you exit the car, taking the snack bag along with you. “What makes you so sure I was thinking about you?”
“You’re really asking me that? You love me.” He answers confidently, grinning wide until his dimples show when you catch up to him to wrap yourself around his arm. Your hand interlaces with his so effortlessly, not an ounce of infinity between the two of you. Never with you.
“Yes, Satoru. I love you so much that I’d let you take me to…” Your eyes scan around the dark trees and eerie silence. You wouldn’t be surprised if Satoru dragged you on one of his extra missions. “...A deserted forest?”
“Just a little further. You’ll know it when you see it.”
Not once letting go of your hand, Satoru leads you up a hill that overlooks the entire city. It’s quiet during this hour of the night. The city below you seems to be blanketed in a hush of tranquil sleep, yet the lights stay on wide awake and alert. You realize you rarely gave much thought to the world like this. The world you’ve all fought so damn hard to keep together and safe. The very world that only seems to take and never give.
A chin rests on your shoulder, strong arms find a comfortable home around your waist. “Know where we are, Sweetheart?”
You ponder for a moment, letting the night breeze kiss your cheeks. “This is the exact spot where I launched you during the sister-school event.” 
“What? No, it’s not.” Satoru pouts as he squeezes you tighter. “Okay, maybe. But you’re still missing something.”
You place a playful finger to your lips, looking up at him. You know exactly where you are. This very spot served as a haven for what you could call your rebellious youth. “Ah! This is where you forced me to kiss you and then confessed your undying love to me. Holding my hand and begging me like a little boy to stay in Tokyo while Shoko had to bring you back to life.”
“Hey! You totally kissed me first!” His offended tone makes you laugh, running your hands down his arms. “And confessed too!” 
Deciding to let him get his way since you’ll never hear the end of it, you turn yourself around in his hold to look at him properly. The lighthearted conversation ceases with a short hum from your lips, indicating conceding. When you look at him, his blue eyes are already trained on yours with almost a serious glint to them. The expression on his face is somewhat unreadable like he’s someplace far out of your reach. Here, arms wrapped around you, fully standing and breathing, is Satoru. But you know more than enough that his mind is somewhere elsewhere.
“Tell me.” You whisper.
Satoru looks out at the city and then back to you. Another glance out, a longer one back to you. He holds two worlds he’s tried to keep safe for so long. He’s exhausted, so incredibly worn out without you. When you watch him with that worried expression of yours, his mind replays the question he’s always asked himself. Is he the strongest because he’s Gojo Satoru? Or is he Gojo Satoru because he’s the strongest? Desperately, he’s been searching for an answer. But when he looks at you, he sees everything. All of the infinity, perhaps even beyond that. Satoru is almost certain that the answer has always been out of the question. It’s always been you for him.
“I had this dream about Megumi earlier today… About us and…” He trails off, voice going soft. 
You know who he’s talking about, and you don’t prod. You wait patiently, watching him exhale with a small shake of his head. 
“I just… I wish it would get easier. For the kids, you know? There’s always something," He rests his forehead against yours. "This same story never ends, does it?” You’ve never heard him sound so lost. Satoru was always sure of himself, confident in everything. 
“It will. I promise you, Satoru. What, you think everything we’ve done is all for nothing?” Your voice never wavers, and you place both hands on the sides of his cheeks. “We’re gonna reform the world from the bottom up. Isn’t that what you told me? We're not going to let anything bad happen to those kids.”
“You know, you're starting to sound a lot like me. Perhaps a little prettier.”
“Takes one to know one,” You shrug, not once looking away. “But I’m serious. I’m stuck with you till the end.”
Suddenly, Satoru groans and moves out of your hold, stretches his long arms in the air, and takes your hand. He moves as if he’s been rejuvenated from your words alone, ready to take on anything else that decides to stand in his way. You realize that Satoru’s always just needed a push, something to land on when he feels like falling. No matter what, you’d be there.
“God, do I love you. Ah, we should just kill the higher-ups?”
You roll your eyes, pulling him down to plant a long kiss on his soft lips. It’s passionate and sincere, feeling almost as if it was pulled straight from a storybook with the way the trees flutter behind you and the breeze picks up your hair. In this kiss you share, you can feel both his yearning and his pain. You can feel all of it. The entirety of his love courses into your soul, and you tilt your head just so he can push further and prove it a little more. Asking him to spare some of his burdens onto you.
“Let’s get this job done first, yeah?”
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kidsinsaturn · 2 years
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Hi love..I know you said you would do requests until you were feeling better.
By the way I hope you do! And get well as soon as possible if you aren’t..! But I wanted to ask this before I forget it again!
Awkward sex headcannons for Itachi,Shisui and Obito
awkward sex headcanons
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[🗼] hahah this is such a fun request !!
characters: itachi uchiha; shisui uchiha; obito uchiha
genre: nsfw
warnings: gn!reader
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-ohh baby boy itachi is so flustered at the beginning of your sexual relations !!!
-ok I know it's not exactly an awkward thing, but he is awkward
-it's most likely that you are his first time in everything: kiss, partner, sex; so he doesn't really know what to do in most situations or how to act
-you might be waiting for itachi to move a finger once your legs are wide open for him to shove in, but he is just looking at your pussyy,,, it's his first time seeing a coochie so he doesn't know what to do lmao
-he is also very quiet at first, not daring to try dirty talk or even talk at all, so it could be a bit awkward just you making sounds and itachi is just thrusting his hips without even sighing oh god
-but that's just at the very beginning,, then he is a lot more experienced, open, and he already knows what to do, he picks up really quickly so this phase just lasts about two weeks depending on how many times you fuck
-so now that your relationship is established and everything, I can't think of many things that can make sex uncomfortable
-if we are on the regular Naruto setting, then itachi might suffer a bit from his illness when he fucks you:(( he tries not to cough or make you unpleasant but he sometimes can't help it
-OKAY but this aint angsty shit ok so let's continue with the random hc,,, itachi may finish a bit quicker when you are wearing lingerie ok
-this mf loves lingerie and he might just cum in his pants the moment you walk in with your little panties on; itachi can't simply help himself, he won't even try to take it off you and before you know it, itachi is fucking you against the nearest wall
-he looks so funny when he is all desperate hah a
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-shisui my only love
-you already know I think this guy gets hard just from making out with you hajsks so his dick stays as hard as from the beginning while you are having sex
-shisui can't help it ok, he feels so hot the moment you breaths are mixed and when you finally connect your lips, he can feel his pants tightening
-his balls might as well enlarge sometimes, his blood rushes not only to his cock but also to his balls, making them so fucking heavy
-this bitch ends up with a huge bulge once you stop making out, he feels so ashamed and disgraceful especially if you are out in public
-he might ask for a jacket to cover up pfff lmao
-shisui is also very talkative during sex, more if he is overstimulated because he can no longer control his corporal movements
-you might get irritated by his voice by the end because of how much shit he talks about lol but he has a nice, sexy voice when he is all horny
-dirty talk is also something he really likes and he tries to include it as much as he can during your intercourse, but sometimes he says shit too out of context that isn't simply for the situation lmaoo
-shisui is a sex machine ok, that's my hottest take on him, so most of the time, he lasts about two or three rounds, and he won't care if you no longer resist
-of course if you ask him to stop, he will, he isn't an asshole he loves you
-BUT the way he can manhandle you when you all drained off is so sexy yet shameful for you because you seem like some sort of doll and depending if you like those things you might like it or not
-shisui is also someone who enjoys being all naked while having sex, that's why he doesn't try public sex as much because he sweats a lot and he wants to take off all his clothes to feel fresher
-it doesn't matter if you have most of your clothes on though, but for him, he prefers to always be naked, not that you mind of course my boy has a great physique
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-haha obito my little butterfly
-of course this guy has so many awkward sex headcanons !! he never felt the touch of someone !!
-first off, he is getting hard the moment you step in the room,, especially if you are dressed up for an occasion or for him ??? he might even explode in the spot
-obito is so awkward initiating a sexual conversation lmao yes you guys might know each other for years and he has touched and seen all your body but he still feels so sheepish saying sexy things
-some things he says might be so fucking random and they make no sense and you don't even know if he is trying to get you to fuck or just asking you some random daily questionnaire
-"did you use that lotion we have in the bathroom?"
-my goood obito pff
-in the most desperate case, he might search in wikihow how to flirt with your partner of three years
-aside from the weird awkward conversation you had before sex, fucking with obito is so hot and good
-he might fool you with the weird shit he does because when he is in bed with you, he is a complete beast
-he knows how to use his body right, but that doesn't erase the fact that he might cum in the first seven minutes ok !!
-his libido is actually quite high, but he still cums very quickly because he can get very aroused and horny from just seeing you haha
-obito feels a bit embarrassed though:( like you havent even had a single orgasm and he is already spilling his load
-sex can get a bit awkward from there because obito doesn't really want to continue but he still does to make you finish at least,, he is really good at it of course so he doesn't feel bad no more
-obito is a baby so he might feel a bit emotional after sex and he might even cry lmao so pls console him and be with him
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torialefay · 1 month
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Hello there! Haven’t seen you around for quite a bit now, is everything okay?🥺
I wanted to request a reading on Chan and if he’s really the way he shows himself to us, if he’s all sweet and caring or could maybe hide some mean parts that would come out in a relationship (like him being an asshole).
I’ve had pretty bad experiences with libra men, they all act sweet and caring the firsts days, basically love bombing you, and then they just show their true asshole nature… soo idk im kinda scared he’s like that too hahah
hi baby!!! everything is okay, tysm for asking 🥺 i'm on clinical rotations right now, which is basically where you train to be a different type of doctor each month. it's been a lottttt this past month, so i haven't been able to write or be on here as much :( but hopefully i'll be able to do more in this next month!
first, i'm so sorry you've had a bad experience with libra men! i just got out of a long-term relationship with a libra man, so i understand what you mean. one thing i WILL say is that as far as acting like an asshole, i don't know that that's a libra quality more than it is something else in their chart. a lot of my best friends are also libra suns and i think the love-bombing aspect of that can be very true for all of them. livras just need that reassurance that you like them and they know how to make you feel special. as far as being an asshole though, i think that we'd have to search deeper into the chart for that.
for chris:
one thing i want to say about libra suns right off the bat is that obviously they like to appease everybody. that's why a lot of people find them likeable. libra suns understand what you want them to act like, and that's exactly what they do. so what does this mean for chan? i think he 100% knows that we like it when he is our "sweet, shy, humble father of 7 kids", but he also knows we like it when he's got major daddy vibes. and he knows WHEN to bring them out... now that side of him is what he shows to US, but it could be vastly different from what he shows others. you've probably seen that when he's around other guys, he takes on a more masculine, playful character than what he normally shows us. i think behind closed doors when he's just with his members or friends, he's def more of a "guy's guy" than what he lets on. i think he probably cuts up a lot, makes crude jokes, says stupid boy shit, etc. but it's not that he's trying to be deceitful in not showing us this... i just think that he knows when it comes to stays, he needs to behave a certain way. i think when it comes to GIRLS in general, he knows he needs to behave a certain way. i don't think any of it is insincere at all, and i think he def still has those traits that come out when he's hanging with the boys, BUT in everday life, i see him as more "dude-ish" than he probably shows us. any man that's out here wear shorts in the fucking cold is a dude's dude, let's be honest.
so, whether he's an asshole or not i think depends on 1) his other chart placements, and 2) what your own chart placements are. for example, i know some people got upset ab what he posted on bubble a week or so ago. to ME, i thought it was just all jokes and him messing around (like dudes do) and thought it was annoying but funny tbh. like i don't have time for your shit today christopher 🙄 BUT obviously some people did not like it and really took it to heart.... so in that regard, it's like "okay, is he an asshole, or do i just perceive him as an asshole bc we don't have the same sense of 'joking around'?" i think that's a big factor in it. but let's look at his chart and see OBJECTIVELY do i think he'd switch it up and be an asshole after a certain amount of time.
as far as communication goes, NO, i do not think he would intentionally be an asshole on a regular basis. his personality AND his communication style both sit in libra in the 5th house. i think this shows he's really funny and creative, flirty, and likes to mess around and get people riled up. random note, but 5th house also is heavily involved in children, so i think he'd talk ab having kids or raising a family together a LOT. but on the regular, i think he'd actually be a good communicator in relationships and try his best to make them fun.
something i find interesting ab channie is that both his moon in libra and his venus in scorp lie in the 6th house. 6th house governs work, service, and health. i feel like this makes TOTAL sense for him. his moon rooted in libra here means that in relationships, he probably has to feel very giving and feel that he needs his partner to integrate into his work life in order to feel balanced. i have sooooo much more to say on this, which i will do later. his venus in scorp here also tells me that he pours a lot of love and beauty into what he does in work, and that he is vvvvv passionate ab it. i think with this combo, it could actually come up that he is "married to work" in a way. he could REALLY struggle finding balance between relationships and work. and let me emphasize why:
his mars is in sagittarius on the 6th/7th house cusp. stick with me here. mars represents action and aggression, while sagittarius is a fiery and independent sign. i talked previously about how 6th house represents work and service, but 7th house is the ruler of partnerships and marriage. so put all of this together and what we are seeing is someone who REALLY struggles in balancing work and relationships, and this is happening in the placements that rule aggression and independence. can def be a scary combo tbh.
so how do i see this playing out? overall, i think chan is lovely in relationships. basically will be whoever you need him to be and actually is very loving. he has that 6th house placement, so although work is extremely important to him, so is service, which INCLUDES taking care of you. HOWEVER, he has a very difficult time balancing these two things. i think when things are going poorly at work, he will bring that home and into your relationship. when things aren't great in your relationship, he will really struggle at work.... so as much as i hate to say it, i do think if he's having a difficult time at work, he could accidentally take it out on you. even if he doesn't mean to... either 2 things would initially happen: (1) he gets really upset and bottles it all in and/or gets flighty all of a sudden and acts like he doesn't know what he wants, (2) he explodes on you for no reason... like when he feels like his life is off-balance, he can genuinely get that worked up. don't get me wrong, he would regret it later and do everything to try and make up for it, but i see him having that problem for the time being.
so i think it's up to everyone individually how they're able to handle those traits in a relationship. i see people say something like "when chan gets stressed at work, all he wants to do is come home and lay in your arms", but i genuinely disagree. he may END UP wanting that by the end of the night, but when he's upset, he needs to be alone for a bit. so i think that's up to you if you think that makes him an asshole or not? i think it depends on compatibility and how you also react 100%
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So as the house gets warmed up to go let me give a few updates I found out!
Voting Present LOWERS the number necessary to win, so it SHOULD be 219 with the full house but because Spartz votes Present it's 218
ARGUABLY if more Republicans vote Present but the 20 stick to their guns, the Democrats COULD win with 212 but Republicans don't want that
Buck who left for a non emergency medical procedure yesterday may not be back
We're starting up with only 275 reps present cause it's more than half but YIKES. Though I would assume more are showing up
a Californian Republican just got up to nominate McCarthy just to see how fast he loses. He's saying it's NOT ABOUT McCARTHY. FRIENDO YEAH IT IS. Lolll he's talking about serving the country with "Pure and Selfless intent~" and like idfk if any human can do taht.
ughghg the Republicans also keep bringing up fentinol overdoses and immigration and how it's going UnChEcKeD while we vote.
oh interesting, he thanked the national police (happily everyone got up and clapped for them) to pretend like Republicans care AT ALL about them.
... Sir why we talking about China, I don't think this is gonna move anybody you wanna move???
Jesus, he's trying to scare ppl into voting together cause the world is in DANGERRRR but like, THESE ARE THE PPL THAT REFUSED TO WEAR A MASK CAUSE IT MADE THEM UNCOMFY while people DIED. So loll ur talking for nothing sir. Hahahaha he's like, I agree w you shits but I WOrk w OtHeRsss and that's how you gotta WoRk!!! lolll
Oh here we go, telling the Dems they're on the EDGE of a VERY IMPORTANT VICTORY. Loll sure you lil dipshit. OH OH RUDE he just said, looking to the Dems I realize i haven't met many of you cause you're not here, voting by proxy. WOW, rumbles in the crowd and then the Clerk had to bang the gavel and be like HEY, UR SUPPOSED TO DIRECT COMMENTS TO THE BENCH.
Ur useless dude, this is too long of a speech. And stupidly blaming all of it on the Dems
South Carolina Rep is up for the Democrats
Awww he thanked the Clerk who's been running this circus and all the Dems rose and the Clerk smiled and mouthed thank you.
He's talking about learning lessons and working to be a better govt but flowery-er. Ah okay he's bringing up Jan 6. Resiliency. USA was made for liberty, justice, and freedom. Pointing out that it's the first time in over 100 years that they can't figure out who to vote for. The goodness of the american people is at stake??? Jeffries is a good dude i guess lol.
Oh lord almighty Gaetz is up and saying HE TAKES EXCEPTION TO THE CALIFORNIA REPS STATEMENTSSS. LOLL oh shit and he's saying that McCarthy is only speaker if he GETS THE VOTES and he DON'T HAVE THE VOTES. And he's saying it's vanity making McCarthy keep going. LOLL AND I THINK THE DEMS CLAPPED FOR THAT. hahaha ppl are yelling at him and order had to be called. HAHAH Gaetz just called him LaBron James but that would mean that McCarthy was a WINNER AT SOME POINT.
Oh dude don't fucking bring up PURITY you lily white fuck. Damn he's just calling out his own party. He's saying their intentions when trying to negotiate w him weren't PUUUREEE. Again humans, nothings gonna be pure my dude.
Mr SQUINTS IS BACK!!!
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Bottom line, they don't trust McCarthy, saying it's for the ppl
WOAH WAIT HE JUST NOMINATED JIM JORDAN AGAIN, NO
Boebert is up to nominate Hern. She keeps pointing out that he was unanimously voted as chairman for something and that he's gonna be united. Blahblahblah inflation, republican talking points. Oh yay quickly ended
OH SHIT AND WE'RE VOTING ROUND 12!!!
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freedomfireflies · 3 months
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A 404 concept that has me in a chokehold:
Tink’s going through it and Harry gets all 404rry, but she’s not in the mood to deal with his relentless attitude. But they end up doing the dirty, he’s going slower than normal but still hard, and he’s still being degrading but differently, like in a way he knows won’t make her feel worse, and she’s like “wtf why is he being kinda considerate? is he unwell?” LIKE HIS WEIRD 404RRY WAY OF BEING NICE💀
It reminds me of an ask a long time ago (before the final part) about him taking care of Tink when she’s sick, and you said he’d be like ten feet away in a mask and throwing tissues at her PLSSS🤣
This is probably stupid but it looks good in my head ASJKLGHSN
OMG STOP NO IT'S NOT STUPID AT ALL, I LOVE IT!!!!!! Listen, I still believe he'd throw tissues at her when she's sick BUT ASLDJFSF he was feeling ✨decent✨ that day HAHAH
No I love that!!! He absolutely would, and I don't even think he'd realize he was doing it!! But instead of being super degrading, he'd just keep praising her or grunting, "Like that, don't you, Tink? Feel so fucking good, always take me so well."
And he'd really focus on her pleasure and on praising her and she's just: 🧍‍♀️are you good, what's wrong with you?
I also love the idea of him just rolling his eyes and going, "I'm being nice, all right? Fuck off. I thought girls liked sensitive guys or some shit."
"Yeah, but not with you...with you it's just...eerie. Go back to being a dick, you're really freaking me out" ALJSFDF
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starsoirees · 2 years
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rad yearbook pt2.... dateables and luke ver (raph, mephi and thirteen might be ooc.. but theres not enough content of them so i shall shove some down your throats /lovingly) also sorry for the dia favoritism he's my baby mwah
simeon, luke, raphael, solomon, and thirteen under the cut <3
i can see diavolo kind of disliking picture day, in a way. he has to shove away sunshiny, golden retriever ‘dia’ and become calm, collected, firm ‘lord diavolo, prince of the devildom’. he hates it :(( he’s constantly uptight and he can’t seem to relax. he probably isn’t smiling in his photo although he should be.. because he’s gotta keep his noble attitude and such. i feel like he has a whole spread dedicated to him in the yearbook. all those candid shots of him hosting balls (hehe) and at student council meetings (mephi had the time of his LIFE sitting in on that meeting. he was constantly snickering and taking photos at random times to catch people off guard. lucifer was pissed but couldn’t do anything bc he was “on official newspaper club business” in reality he just needed references for princess dia and prince lucifer stickers) dia will laugh heartily when he sees the look of displeasure on your face when you see his picture. he thinks its funny that you think his face looks so stiff and weird. no one’s ever said that to him before. he’ll fucking BEAM at you if you say he looks so much cuter when he smiles and that you would rather have a happy smiling prince than a dull one. ur so cute he loves you sm.
barbatos probably spends more time worrying about diavolo than himself. he’s got to press dia’s uniform, shine his shoes, help him shave, pluck his eyebrows, literally full spa treatment. barb still looks clean crisp and professional in his photo though. idk i don’t feel like there’s much to say about him and the yearbook. it’s just another day of the week for him. he probably does quality control on the yearbooks before they come out?? idk how to explain this but i feel like he’s the most reliable person to do it, lucifer is too busy, and the other brothers would seize the chance to do something malicious or just not care enough to be thorough about it. he supervises and reads the little blurbs in the yearbook and makes sure mephistopheles hasn’t done anything. is wearing his gloves in every picture. if you ask him why he’ll probably just say that it’s become a habit at this point (his butlerness is bleeding into his soul). if you say you like his hands gloveless he’ll chuckle and offer a sly “is that so...” while making a mental note of it in his head. 
mephistopheles and the yearbook... where to start... ive talked about him so much already i think we all know that that yearbook season is a field day for this man. he cooks up sinister mischievous plots all year in preparation.. i swear he has a notebook where he writes new ideas he comes up with to sabotage prank the yearbook and all the students!!! now, listen idk much ab this man, but from the bare minimum ive seen, i think he holds a slight grudge against lucifer.. (ex-friend of dia?? LMAO LUCIFER TOOK HIS SPOT..) anyways i think mephi is a spiteful bitch and that's why he does all of his shit to ruin lucifers rep??? IDK IVE LITERALLY JUST WATCHED HIS INTRO VID BUT IT MAKES SENSE RIGHT? anyways he always kind of resents the yearbook a lil bit bc if that maybe.. he def interviews you for the yearbook and asks u a ton of personal questions ab the brothers and dia hoping to get dirt on everyone, but ur answers are so cute and genuine and it shows that u care a lot ab all of them he just finds himself thinking ur rlly pretty and he wants u to talk about him like that he was supposed to hate u what the hell happened anyways u have a cute little interview in the yearbook now he couldnt bring himself to ruin it (HAHAHAHS WHAT A SIMP)
simeon finds the yearbook extremely interesting. he doesn't care so much about his own picture, but he LOVES looking at everyone else's. it gives him good ideas for new characters!! u and him would literally sit and make up dramatic backstories and personalities for different demons based on their pics HAHS itd turn into a whole storyline and simeon is literally making mental notes. in his yearbook photo, he just has his usual serene smile. he doesn't do anything special, although i think luke would wanna help him comb his hair or fix his slutty outfit :} (ok but fr why are the demons so covered up and raph and sim are literally walking around in exposing outfits like hello raph has his tits all the way out and asmo has a scarf, jacket AND a shirt underneath???) i feel like simeon would also send a picture of his yearbook pic to micheal and tell him about the whole process idk i feel it in my bones. if you tell him about yearbook signing he will ask everyone for their notes and signatures to commemorate his time in the devildom (he'll read your little note over and over when ur away... he cant help it ur so cute and he misses u sm)
i think luke is really nervous about the yearbook but the moment u ask him about it he's like "im not nervous quit treating me like a child!! >:((" simeon silently nods in your direction to confirm that yes luke is very nervous. he just wants to make a good impression!! its his first yearbook, he's gotta let everyone know that he's a capable, mature angel, worthy of micheal's praise! (he just wants micheal to be proud of him shh dont tell him i said that). when hes getting ready to have his picture taken, he takes extra care to fix his jaunty little hat, smooth his coat, brush his hair, etc. i think he tries to do a serious smile but he just comes out looking so cute that when u see his pic u unconsciously let out an 'awwww' and he pouts and tells u he is NOT cute and he is NOT a chihuahua that joke is DEAD. *pointedly glares at mammon* anyways his yearbook pic is really cute just dont tell him that hehe u and simeon can gush ab it later
raphael doesn't give two shits ab the yearbook i think. and he absolutely doesn't understand when u ask if theyre actually letting him wear his outfit hes just like "....yes? why would they not?" and still doesnt understand when you tell him that its kinda inappropriate but u still think its rlly hot. well. u can't see all of his abs in the pic but u can see most of em so ur sufficiently fed. (AHAHA IM SORRY) ahem. anyways they dont allow him to bring his spear or take a picture with him which kinda pisses him off a little bit. he also doesn't really care a lot about the yearbook itself either but if u sign it and then smile at him and tell him you'll miss him lots his cheeks will freaking flush sm but he'll be like "i will miss u as well. mc. thank you." whilst inside hes screaming omg. def looks at ur yearbook pic w a lil smile on his face and then micheal is like "ohoho? what r u looking at?" and raph is like "/////-///// nothing." micheal knows what hes looking at he just wants to tease him LMAO
solomon is kinda excited!! i think its one of the human things he's never really gotten to do so he's kinda pumped ab it :)) i think he just has a cute little smile on his face the whole day this is a new experience for him <33 he asks u all about yearbooks and picture day in preparation. he feels more connected to his humanity!!! i think after meeting u he just kinda realized that he missed being an average human, so he's been romanticizing every second of ur time together AWWWW altho sometimes hes a little mf shit >:[ will request to meet up w u in the human world to go through ur old yearbooks togther!! he thinks little u is so cute!! (and has a ball reading the senior quotes ehehe) all in all i think he really likes the yearbook :} esp because it has u in it <33
thirteen my wife is erm not thrilled ab picture day haha... she thinks its fucking dumb and she doesn't wanna at all. i think she even complains to dia about it n he tells her its her duty as a student at RAD and she just scowls and mutters profanities the rest of the day. i think if u mention to her how u are looking forward to seeing her picture and being able to look at it up in the human world she'll be like "FINE i'll do picture day i guess... itll be less of a drag if ur there" all while blushing a lil and looking the other way hehehe. DEFINITELY HAS A MENACING SMILE IN THE PIC. like the other beings are just :) and shes like >>>>:} literally what a freak lmao... also doesnt wear her freaking uniform and it pisses lucifer off a little bit but he doesn't wanna deal with her shes such a pain HAHA. when yearbooks are given out she probaby tosses it somewhere and then promptly forgets about it. she will 100% tease solo ab his picture though hehe
bonus: all of the exchange students have to take a pic together and it slowly turns in to a fight over who gets to stand next to u... thirteen and raph are close to having an all out brawl, solo and sim are glaring at each other, and luke is clinging onto ur leg with a pout. the poor photographer... eventually its kinda resolved when dia is like "oh ill just stand by mc! hahah!" he knows exactly what hes doing. no one can say no because hes literally the prince but they glower the rest of the day because dia has his arm around u and is basically blocking the rest of them HAHA. literally the same thing happens when the HOL/student council have to take a pic together oml
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hiii babies!! some characters may be a lil ooc but idgaf <3 have a good day mwah
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theslay3d · 1 year
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Hello! Was wondering if I could request some headcanons about having Percy Jackson as your best friend? (Gn reader). Thank you!
Percy Jackson x Any camper!reader
Gender: Neutral
warnings: none? idk tell me if there is any
A/N his i hope you like im not the best at head canons so i hope its good!!
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So if you want to have like the most loyal friend ever Percy is that guy
Like he's always on your side of things(even if you may be in the wrong sometimes) it doesn't matter as long as you aren't hurting anyone
You both talk shit about some campers but honestly what best friends don't do that?
Anywayyy he will like always be there for you no matter what no questions asked. 
Like if you need to hide a cough dead body cough Percy is that guy to call
Even if he's the one most likely to need help hiding a dead body
He will even be your alibi for anything if you need one 
Like “Oh you want to hang out? Hmm sorry i cant i actually have to go visit my friend Percy in the hospital” 
You'll call him to confirm to whoever you're talking to and he’ll just immediately go along with the lie 
“Oh yeah i got hit by a car yeahhh you know how New York is” 
Let's move on from that hahah…
Let's assume you guys have been friends for many years so he's quite protective over you and your quite protective over him 
Understandable honestly cause you guys are demigods i mean that life is very dangerous
In battle situations or just a monster attack his top priority is making sure you're ok.
Like ofc he knows that you can take care of yourself but he doesn't want you to drain yourself or anything 
After he makes sure you are ok you both go back to fighting back to back.
You guys also train together often so it's easy to fight with him against monsters 
Even though it's hard to have a sort of strategy with him you can guess his next moves and move out of the way when he decides to do something crazy
Back to the training part of this 
It's often that you guys create crazy ass moves that probably will never be used but honestly they look cool and the young campers love them
Like those crazy moves that are totally fake on tv? Yeah well you and Percy have practiced them and got them almost perfect
Even if Annabeth is just sighing and shaking her head as you or Percy get thrown to the ground for the 100th time from just practicing those moves 
You both still continue to practice them 
Annabeth says that you guys will never even use them in battle  
But one time you guys actually did
Like imagine all the battle around you and you both just lock eyes when you see an enemy coming 
You use one of the moves you guys practiced which throws the enemy off guard long enough to kill it
After you and Percy just smile at Annabeth as she stares at you with a blank stare
Overall he's an amazing friend to have. 
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kurooisant · 2 years
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hi !! I hope you’re well 🫶🏼!
quick q , what do you think michael looks for in a partner? What’s his likes/dislikes when it comes to a relationship? Swear if I seen that man I’d be the biggest pick me fr 😃
nONO BECAUSE SAME HAHAH, but ty !! hope ur doing well too :))) (btw this is not proofread so sorry if theres any spelling mistakes)  i feel like michael doesn't really care for looks or gender if you love him, he'll love you back. but to be specific he looks more into personality.
his ideal partner would probably be
somewhat outgoing, like someone who's maybe an ambivert (someone who is both introverted and extroverted)
someone who's there for him, he has trauma from his past bonus points if your still there for him even after the scooping.
SOMEONE WHO CAN COOK. he eats popcorn for a reason, this mf cannot cook for shit 🙁
honesty, he's been lied to before and has horrible trust issues he needs to know if your being fr or not 🤞
someone who shares similar music tastes as him (hc: he listens to the smiths, queen, the cure, probably metallica, ozzy osborne and guns n roses :]) what he likes when in a relationship:
he likes spending time with you, like watching movies, or even just sitting together doing absolutely nothing he will cherish that moment forever.
cuddling? i have a hc that he's extremely cuddly once he warms up to you, it takes time for him to get used to your touch but now he loves it a lot.
waking up in the morning to see you by his side (REAL) (NOT CLICKBAITTT)
listening to music with you while doing literally anything what he dislikes when in a relationship:
fighting/arguing, his parents used to do it a lot when he was younger and it triggers him, but he also doesn't like to make you angry or sad.
dishonesty, if you lie to him he feels so hurt and betrayed
I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE AHH but ty for this ask anon, this was very fun to do ♡
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eldritch-spouse · 2 years
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pinnie my boyfriend broke up with me because he fell “out of love” with me. I still love him very dearly and I’m not feel feeling too good, could I get some hurt/comfort from the clergy boys if it’s not too much trouble? your art and stories have really helped a lot thank you.
[Laughs in "too insecure and alert to ever get in a relationship". But no seriously, sorry to hear that. I hope it was at least a smooth conclusion. Also, I shoved all of them in here.]
Oh man. See, these monsters are generally scummy and opportunistic, they're not someone you want to reach out to for comfort. Because it won't be genuine. Chances are a good portion of them would have a hand in at least ruining any relationship you might have had. If not outright killing your partner, which is, without a doubt, what most want to do.
Breg does not know how to comfort you during this time, because he generally sees you breaking up as a great thing! It means less work for him! Do you wanna go somewhere? Let's celebrate!
Fasma will offer you drinks, because that's how he copes. Though, that night, he'll be drinking in victory. Your ex-lover's going to appear somewhere with a bullet between their eyes but ssshhh- Just drink.
Morell thinks you're silly! It's actually hard to take you seriously even if you aren't one of the pigs in his kitchen. What're you on about? ex-partner? That pathetic little thing? Pumpkin, you've been Morell's ever since he laid a hand on ya, that right there is just his next pig.
Gallon is also another monster who will offer you drinks, and endless conversation. See, the topic may hurt you, but Gallon wants to pry. Both to find everything he can about the person he's going to make have an "accidental death" and to get you vulnerable enough that you'll lean on him for all the comfort you need.
Fank-e goes so silent when you mention a partner that you might get scared. Until he start blabbering again. Hahah, that's so dumb, lol! You're BFFs, who cares about that loser?! If he fell off the face of the Earth, no one would care. Hey hey, do you want matching bracelets? Fank-e will help throw out all the ugly junk your ex gave you!
Vinnel is likely to hurt you purely for not being told you were in a relationship to begin with. It's ugly and impulsive and he's going to fetch your ex wherever they are to rend them in pieces for the viewing pleasure of all sickfucks in The Clergy. Mostly his. He brings their teeth back for you. Smile, Vinnel threw out the trash for you!
Santi has not stopped laughing. He knows it's insensitive but- Partner?? You?? Oh, you poor thing, not even close. See, you're his human. Whoever that little chucklefuck is? No love, they're gone, might as well never have existed. Oh, do you want to stop by their place and fuck on ther bed? Because that Santi can do!
Grimbly is, without a doubt, going to ruin your ex partner's life somehow. They never deserved you! <3 But you know who does? Grimbly! Because how could he ever fall out of love with the light of his life? Humans are frail and dumb, no offense mommy/daddy, but you deserve the love of someone who will never let go. Till your dying breath, you're his.
Ludwig is actually almost normal about this, almost. He's unnaturally calm, but that's only a ruse. Deep down, beneath all the blankets he's piled on you and the junk food you're both scarfing down, he's boiling alive with violent excitement. Because this is the greenlight he was originally not going to wait for. Lud will seriously slaughter your ex, torture them the way he wanted to before. There's nothing to stop him now, not even their pitiful cries.
Mervin will not comfort you at all. See, you deserve this! That's what happens when you reject someone leagues above for a piece of walking shit like that vermin who just dumped you. Does it feel good? No, right? It's humiliating, isn't it? Yeah. Did you learn your lesson? Grovel at his feet and you might still have a chance with Mervin. Your ex? Oh ho, don't worry, they'd make for a lovely skin carpet.
Obie's treating you to a five star restaurant. And don't worry about dressing fancy, you're getting a private booth. Eat all you want, he knows the sensation of rejection like an ugly second skin. See, not to shit on your science, but he thinks that if you had given him a chance, none of this turmoil would be happening now. Oh, him? Nah, he's not hungry, he's saving his appetite for something special...
Nebul is having deep conversations with you about what it was like being with this person, how they made you feel, how you were treated. See, the wraith thinks you've picked someone who never truly loved you. They neglected you. They're immature and selfish, you'd benefit from a lover who has life experience, someone who's above that silly dating game. Don't you want commitment, sweet pearl?
Belo is the living embodiment of "I told you so." Quite like Mervin, he's treating this as a lesson you should take key points from. Mainly that true love is near impossible to find and you shouldn't be tricked by other silly little humans and their pointless words. Second, that you must always trust your guardian angel when he says something is bad for you. Belo warned you dating them was a bad idea! Now he's going to have to punish the two of you. See, this is why you can't be left alone to make your own choices, you need him. Only him.
Patches is screaming internally. Why are you crying?? You didn't see him hang your partner from a tree, did you? Oh. Oh you broke up with them? Wow, so sad. Yeah. Anyhow, you wanna go on horse rides with him? The dullahan found this mare that's so nice and calm, you can totally learn to ride a horse with his guidance, forget about that idiot.
Sybastian really doesn't understand the need to cry, you're confusing yourself, the only reason he never killed them is because you always seemed so upset by the idea. Which is dumb, because you're his mate! Well, now that that's over, he's going to go for a quick hunting trip, and you two can officially consummate your bond later!
Krulu has erased any memory of prior relationships you've had, as well as killed all your ex partners, because he's a petty god and only he can be the one living being to ever have had you.
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