#they went straight for the kill

[deoidesign]

Worry free, guarantee!

loved painting this one, I love illustrated advertisements

#for some reason everything I was sketching was coming out really violent idk so I just went with it #tbh I'm not even really into the like 'girlboss kill your husband' thing I love my partner dearly #HOWEVER... it is fun in fiction... and yknow what. #sometimes you gotta kill your husband #anyways. as per use if I think it's funny I have to do it so. #my curse strikes again #illustration #digital art #my art #art #artists on tumblr #digital painting #digitalart #not ocs #I had to research vintage shampooers for this #when no one else got me I know extremely niche forums that look straight out of 2004 got me

[grandcovenant]

who's pulling the strings of the puppet king?

#lies of p #lies of p romeo #king of puppets #lies of p geppetto #fanart #digital art #hi hello do you think romeo was fully conscious when geppetto enacted law zero (?through him?). #i think about these two a lot... i don't tend to jump straight to the 'deal with the devil' part because there's something about-- #--two people with nothing in common but the empty space between them. world's worst grief bonding situation!!! #and there's something a lot more compelling about that to me. and that's not even mentioning the grand covenant in the room-- #merits its own post or something else. (because i think about it more than anything ever.) #tl;dr i would kill carlo myself if i got to witness them having the most painfully unpleasant conversation ever had by two people. #anyway i should comment on art process too huh. #the gist of it is if no one got me i know red and black got me. #it's my Old Reliable. i've been nearly gnawing my hands off from. not managing to get anything done in a way i liked so i went back. #i feel better now.... :-) #anyway. worst in-laws ever <3

[beaft]

started a new playthrough of BG3 alongside my main one (because i realised i rushed through the first act really quick and missed a ton of content). i'm playing as a drow this time and everyone is being so so rude to me

#i went to see the druid healer woman and she just straight up tried to kill me #asked her about the dead drow on her table and she was like 'dont even worry about it' yeah ok. sure. #bg3

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

I thought Michonne and Andrea were gay when we were introduced to that whole situation

ref

#I mean. they definitely did somethin that winter. #jokes aside I was kinda disappointed that the show just skipped their entire friendship and went straight to the. like. 'breakup' #Michonne just appeared then suddenly it was several months later and Andrea's dying of dysentery #twd #twd fanart #the walking dead #the walking dead fanart #scribbles #michonne #michonne grimes #michonne hawthorne #andrea harrison #also I feel like we don't talk enough about how Michonne's pet walker was her dead baby-daddy #she killed him cut off his jaw and arms and kept him on a leash for like a year

[castielsprostate]

who cares if that's his boss let them fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and let them!!!!!! be!!!!!!!! in!!!!!!!!! love!!!!!!!!!!!!

#sjonnie.text #i just dont understand how we're having this conversation in 2023! #also let's not forget nandor fired him like??? that's not his boss anymore! that's his love interest! #why is it fine for the straighties to have it but when it's a gay romantic consensual workplace relationship it's pRoBlEmAtiC #girlie we went through this WITH 5 DIFFERENT SHOWS! have we forgotten merlin??? have we forgotten sherlock????? have we #forgotten the queen of them all SPN????????????????????????? #let us have our middle aged weird vampire x vampire hunter queer men that kill for the lolz and are toxic!!!!!!!!! #there's 700 straight popular pieces of media out there that's 100x more toxic than nandermo. dont even get me started on the webtoons #taiki would want these men to be gay!!!!!!!! #nandermo #wwdits #okay im fine #that's his boss #what we do in the shadows

[cerealmonster15]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

sketching practice with pinterest image suggestions + um. those two guys again. i dont know how to draw anyone else. 🐙🐍

#twisted wonderland #twst #jamiazu #jamil viper #azul ashengrotto #cereal tries to draw #um!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #i realized with each one i kept putting them on the same sides lol thats just sorta where the vibes went #dude drawing kisses is so hard. drawing a neck angled up is so hard. drawing is so hard. where am i #ive been coughing for like a week or 2 straight blease help allergy season is Killing Me #just imagine me sitting and coughing like a dying animal every few seconds while drawing #anyway im in some sort of STATE so i figure i gotta get out as much as i can #i halted at 3 LOL but my frined and i were sketching earlier so #this was my aftermath #now i gotta go finish my hat im crocheting!!!!!! #or ill go to sleep idk it's already getting late teehee ummm #cough cough wheeze and sneeze ok byeeeeee #btw this is what like 90% of my sketchbooks irl look like #just messy sketches of jamiazu that i dont show anyone LOL jkfldsjfkldsjfklsdjfklsjd #sorry ive had twst brainrot for nearly 4 years straight IM DISEASED

[worstloki]

My issue with Thor not ‘realizing’ why Loki was acting off in Avengers 1 isn’t that Thor didn’t recognise Loki was acting unlike himself—Thor did note that—or that Thor didn’t figure out what was wrong—he did try asking—it’s more along the lines of Thor giving up, and that he accepted Loki was bad now within two days while knowing something was off when Thor himself behaved just as bad for much longer before without any specific compromising event.

#Thor was happy go kill for so long and Loki waited for Thor to get better and then Thor KNOWS something is up #and he still accepts Loki is evil now and never questions or visits Loki in prison again #he moped around about it because of duty and depression but that he had such little faith in Loki #like either his little brother really did go mad out of jealousy and rage AND is permanently like that with no resolution between them #it’s ridiculous #I like the Thor in my head who never believed Loki had actually gone mad and went after the infinity stones bc he suspected #the one that would not only trust Loki to get them off Asgard in TDW but knew Loki had the throne after and let it be that way #bc he knows his brother and wouldn’t stop believing Loki can ‘get better’ even if he’d truly gone mad #like I get that Thor in Avengers 1 would have been conflicted and could’ve taken everything at face value #Loki was DEAD and now he’s not of course Thor isn’t going to be thinking straight #it’s easy to look at Loki and assume he spent a year plotting revenge after faking his death #but Thor had time after to cool down and only gave Loki a chance in TDW when there was no other option #like did he genuinely think Loki will try to kill him #is Thor scared of Loki now or what #Thor’s spending so much time thinking of what he’s lost that he develops depression but doesn’t ever voice or support the idea that maybe #Loki was forced to do the invasion #AFTER he asks ‘who controls the would-be king’ like come on Thor just ask a follow-up question #Thor autistic king distracted by ‘YOUR father’ discourse fr #T-T #I simply don’t think Thor would have given up on Loki even if Loki stabbed him sorry #it wouldn’t even be bc he’s naive it’d be because he knows and loves his brother #and he’d keep hoping for a change of heart #he wouldn’t ditch the issue unless it was to go under the radar and that’s never explicitly implied #unfortunately #:(

[totallynotaterrorist]

Girlboss and Short king, the best queerplatonic duo

#listen #no straight person would wear those cardigans #scratch that #no straight person would wear this much white #he ain't straight #like at all #about as straight as he is tall #YES I WENT THERE #alice in borderland #chishiya #aib kuina #chishiya&kuina #besties #who kill sometimes

[vse-kar-vem]

quick bojč!!! 💓💓💓

#bojan cvjetićanin #joker out #EDIT. THE DATE IS SOO WRONG ITS NOT JANUARY I DONT WRONG WHAT WIRES CROSSED IN MY BRAIN #if anyone is invested in my exams #i have maths noncalc and english tmrw im actually dead this time #for gcse takers its eng lang paper 2 viewpoints and perspectives! so hell basically! #the timings make me want to kill myself #my art #ummm but bio went as ok as it couldve gone #i made a lot of stuff up .... straight pulled it out of my ass ..... i guess we'll see how i do #im supposed to be doing an english past paper rn but noooooo SOMEONE had to start wearing tit windows

[frobby]

in blue exorcist fanfics there's 2 flavors of yukio and not only are they both wrong but they're complete opposites. Yukio is either the worst person who ever lived or someone who would literally never do anything wrong in his life

#There's no shame in either just to be clear #I've read and liked both before #It's just funny to see Yukio be compassionate towards rin like he didn't try to actually murder him with a gun #And also it's funny to see them characterize this mentally ill teenager as like an irredeemable villain #Does anyone remember the fanfic uhhhh #Where Yukio was straight up evil #He poured holy water on rin to cleanse his aura and shit and then he killed him #TO BE GOOD BY KIZMET #I just went looking for it wow #Veteran discount for those who remember #Iconic fanfic honestly #yukio okumura #blue exorcist #ao no exorcist

[dnd-listener]

holy fuck kipperlilly what is your fucking problem holy shit what the fuck oh my god i mean i didnt like buddy but you didnt have to do all that jesus fucking christ

#jaw on the floor below ground into the earth #i was like omg shes so sneaky trying to kill the procter 😮 #and then she uhhh just straight up killed one of her party members 🫨 #my god the mood shift #Siobhan and I were the same person in that moment #like i knew that someone was going to die bc i saw the content warnings in the ep description #but i just assumed it was one of the bad kids who went down and needed to be revived #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year

[pinkd3mon]

I can respect the hater mentality

#kirby #kots #kirby of the stars #hoshi no kirby #kirby meme #it's honestly hilarious that half the cast of star allies are just people that tried to kill us and most of them aren't even sorry #Taranza at the time was the only redeemed villain in the cast #like yeah magolor went through redemption but we didn't know that he just built a theme park and hoped everything was fine #marx is just not hungry and his text just hints at him still being up to no good #susie is still racist and im not even sure she learn something from her experience #apart from trauma #daroach is here to steal stuff #im still not sure what dark meta knight wanted but nothing good I'm sure #i may be giving Taranza too much credit because he's my favorite he did have ulterior motives #but at most he just wanted to pray for Sectonia's revival he wasn't gonna do anything bad #he is going through stuff of course he's vulnerable to be converted by a cult #he's even like 'probably won't work and it working would honestly be a bad thing but im going to try anyway' #do you think Taranza gets lonely up there #Galacta dying the second we receive the first bit of solid lore about them was straight up evil #and then kumazaki confirmed they killed them because it was funny i was enraged /pos #i know people were tired of Galacta Knight at that point #i mean i wasn't bur i kind of understand why some people may have been #even they were tired they kiled themselves before having to fight us again #do you ever think about how none of the Galacta Knight encounters are canon to the kirby cast but are canon to Galacta #and then their death isn't canon so oops here they come in Kirby clash #retire that is old guy #but actually don't i like them and i want them to appear until they drop dead (again) #the post was meant to be about Galacta never forgiving the ancients but honestly they're probably angry just in general

[rainofthetwilight]

arin is the silliest, kindest, and literally the most polite kid you'd see in a lifetime

BUT he will not hesistate to immediately demolish his enemies. see: beatrix and rapton

remember that mother garden scene where they were gonna sacrifice rapton and lloyd told arin how all life has value or some shit? my guy literally replied with 'but that's rapton', he 100% agreed to sacrifice him 😭

and when beatrix was throwing the mergequakes everywhere in the last episode of s1, arin did not even hesitate to kick her ass into that mergequake bro

he's literally the definition of 'looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you' with 'is actually a cinnamon roll' thrown in the mix

#ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #ninjago arin #dragons rising spoilers #levi's ted talks #levi's analysis #your honor I love him so much <33 #he's such a silly little guy (that could also kill someone if they're not careful) #also not to mention how in his first encounter w/ ras my man went for the KICK #like sora tried to take riyu and go as far she could and he straight up went to kick him #and got fucking slammed to the ground lmao #I love ya arin <333

[softerhaze]

hello.....yes im still in my bg3 hole...anyway, look at my fave evil little slut

#bg3 spoilers #he's awful!! he's a really bad guy!! i know!! i wanna put him on a shelf like a beanie baby #also how r all the shadowheart romancers doing after act 2........are we doing okay #***im about to spoil act 2 so literally stop reading rn lol*** #anyway i got to the nightsong when balthazar showed up and beat my ass #so when i loaded my save again i just went straight to his room and killed him then went back to the nightsong #idk i was really torn on what to do because like. i didn't want to get in the way of shadowheart's mission or devotion #but it just felt really wrong so i stopped her!! and im glad i did lol i would've felt. so awful!! if i didn't!! #also all of the boss fights were so scary i was literally hanging on by a thread in each one rip

[museofvoid]

AYLIN???

#yeah i'm doing an evil run so i helped marcus kidnap isobel #which means she was technically an enemy in the fight with ketheric #but like you didn't have to kill her aylin!! #she literally went straight for isobel!!! #and she was all sad about it after like GIRL you did that!! #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #dame aylin #isobel thorm

[jeeaark]

How did Lorroakan go if I can ask? His myrmidons were a nightmare for me 😅

I don't think Lorroakan even had the chance to fire a spell (because of all the counterspells) before he died. Wish I was able to say he was the first to go, but for some reason, Dame Aylin had something against the servant and killed the lil guy dead at the start of battle before we all ganged up on Lorroakan. But uh! Yeah! Unfortunately, I don't remember much details about the fight! Went smooth enough! The myrmidons did take forever to kill, that is true, ha!

#I didn't even know the lil servant went hostile and became an enemy because Dame Aylin killed him so fast #I thought the lil guy was gonna hide or something #didn't figure it out until second playthrough ha #Greygold thought this entire time Dame just straight up murdered an innocent bystander #So on the brightside Greygold didn't need no Back-Breaking Cinematic to know that Dame Aylin can be mercilessly brutal #(which they tragically did miss out on)