#they will always slap

[egophiliac]

(almost) four years in, and I finally had time to draw something for the anniversary! woo! 🎉🎉🎉

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #because i need to talk for a minute about how the plot of the anniversary story so far is literally just #crowley jumpscares us in our living room to demand we make him lunch and yuu is just like 'i need to start locking the door' #oh twst you always know just how to get me #the qol updates though! CONVERTING SINGLE KEYS INTO 10-SETS YES THANK YOU OH MY GOD #SKIP LESSON TICKETS!!!! #3X BATTLE SPEED!!!!!!!!!!!! #SAVE TEAM BUILDS AND SUPPORT CARDS FINALLY AHHHHH #oh and some other stuff too but look i NEEDED these things #also master chef grim! he's so precious! #though he's not going to get a little sporty uniform after all? #grim canonically flies in the nude i guess #no it's okay chef grim is ADORABLE #if you zoom in on his card you can see little smoodges from his inexpert cake decoration 😭 #which on the one hand is cute but on the other hand i'd been convinced he'd just slapped some frosting and candles on an actual can of tuna #anyway happy (a few days until the) fourth anniversary everybody! #i've been here since the beginning (preregistered during the dorm reveals babyyyy) and it REALLY doesn't feel like it's been four years #you know what they say: time flies when you're watching anime characters have emotional problems

[apollos-boyfriend]

my favorite part about the dsmp as it currently stands is that since the creators are done they’re over it you can just say whatever the fuck you want. there’s no possible future canon to dispute it. there’s no creator who’s going to step out of the woodworks because they’re not touching that again with a 30 foot pole. i can say the most insane bullshit never be proven wrong and i think that’s beautiful

#icarus speaks #this is about the things i have done to cpurpled. as always #what’s purpled gonna do? hm? you gonna tell me she DOESNT use however many fucking pronouns i’ve slapped on her? #hm? gonna tell me he isn’t the server’s top brony? #he couldn’t stop me when the server WAS running and by god he can’t fucking stop me now

[mydaylight]

We Have Always Lived in the Castle by Shirley Jackson: English covers

#we have always lived in the castle #shirley jackson #book covers #book #literature #I own the first one and I love it #almost gives you a claustrophobic feeling #but most of these slap so hard #I'm obsessed with the second one and Merricat wearing the table cloth #and the design of the Blackwood gate #the first on the third row was the original 1962 edition

[simplysparrow14]

Ya'll I cant stop thinking about the fact that Ashton has said time and time again that he does not liked to be touched. Touching hurts them in ways that is both deeply personal and intricate to their character and yet at the prospect of finding Fearne around the corner, they throw it to the wind to hug her

#A Taliesin Jaffe romance always fucking slap I don’t know how he does it #critical role #fearne calloway #ashton greymoore #critical role campaign 3 spoilers #critical role spoilers #orym of the air ashari #imogen temult #callowmoore #chetney pock o'pea #fearne x ashton

[willosword]

oh this actually hurts like on a physical level

#yeah i'm so sorry mark but you two need to break up i can't handle amber being scared #it's always like a slap of reality when you get to see a civilian's reaction to violence in invincible #willow whispers #invincible #invincible spoilers

[noodles-and-tea]

Stag night

#:) #that was very funny #… tank yew :) #maybe I’m basic - but this scene slaps I love it #always got me giggling and kicking my feet #my art #sherlock holmes #john watson #johnlock #bbc sherlock #sherlock

[odetokeons]

käärijä and lord of the lost being besties: a thrilling saga

#LEGENDS SUPPORTING LEGENDS #also nice to see that the frontman of lord of the lost is crushing on the feral finnish gremlin man just like the rest of us #and lord of the lost's cover of cha cha cha FUCKING SLAPS i'm OBSESSED #the contestants befriending each other is always my favourite thing about esc #käärijä #jere pöyhönen #cha cha cha #lord of the lost #chris harms #blood & glitter #eurovision #eurovision song contest #eurovision song contest 2023 #esc #esc 2023

[dennisboobs]

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - "Friends"

↳ Dennis + The Gang being "friends"

#iasip #it's always sunny in philadelphia #dennis reynolds #charlie kelly #mac mcdonald #dee reynolds #frank reynolds #i'm sorry for gleet (glenn feet) #i mostly just wanted a gif of dennis slapping frank's bald head #and the charden hug #because i found it on vimeo posted by the actual director of the promo #and it's not COMPLETELY atrocious quality like the one on youtube #deandra reynolds #the gang #ada speaks #ada's gifs

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Sharing is Caring!

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #jiang cheng #While listening to the Lotus Seed extra I was like 'aw this art is so cute.' #Post The Fanfic Fiasco (re: last comic's tags) I am haunted by the green orbs. WWX has a bag of edible green orbs and I am in hell. #First draft of this comic's script has JC saying 'dude you wouldn't even share with me!' and I love his little sibling indignation. #Middle child power is knowing that you don't have to share with your siblings. The little wet eyes and weak hand slaps do NOTHING. #JC probably already ate all of his lotus seeds. That's on you dude! #Part of me wants to get deeper with the metaphor of the lotus seeds here. It is a gesture of a certain kind of affection. #JYL gives something to WWX she does not quite share with JC. And WWX in turn gives something to LWJ he does not share with JC. #Really puts JC's line 'You're always eating...eating eating' into a very different light. #There are other kinds of starving besides hunger. There are other ways to be a glutton than just food and drink. #WWX's character pre-burial mounds is heavily focused on 'Indulgence'. Be it wine or flirting or hunting or eating- #-or receiving admiration; He is always indulging in ways we never see JC do. #I think the intentional contrast was with the Lan's 'Live simple and without indulgence' lifestyle. LWJ is the abstainer to wwx's gluttony. #But it does expand to JC as well! Both are locked into the role model position to have friction against WWX's apparent freedom. #I think LWJ and JC (at this point) see WWX as something they both want (in different capacities) and someone they want to be. #Yet despite the history between them it is not JC who WWX reaches out to. It's LWJ. #The boy already has an inferiority complex! Stop making it accidently worse!

[royalarchivist]

Cellbit: Yeah, [Bobby is] our son.

Roier: What?

Cellbit: He's our son, no? Or not? Am I not?

Roier: I mean… he's already dead. [...] By the time we got married, he was no longer around. So in theory, in theory-

Cellbit: But in my heart, he is my son.

Roier: Oh, that's fine, in your heart, yes. In your heart, yes. But actually-

Cellbit: He could have been my son, he could have been.

Roier: But actually, he is my son and Jaiden’s.

Cellbit: Yes yes, definitely, of course.

Roier: [Smacks him] Exactly. Well, you're the step-father, you know?

[ Full Transcript ↓ ]

Cellbit: Hey Tina, have you met Bobby? I don't think you did, right?

Tina: I met him a little bit earlier, he's so cute!

Roier: Aww

Tina: I told him I like StarBobby.

Cellbit: Yeah, it's our son.

Roier: What? But-

Cellbit: He's our son, no? Or not? Am I not?

Roier: I mean... he's already dead.

Cellbit: That's true, that's true.

Roier: By the time we got married, he was no longer around.

Cellbit: That's true, true.

Roier: So in theory, in theory-

Cellbit: But in my heart, he is my son.

Roier: Oh, that's fine, in your heart, yes. In your heart, yes. But actually-

Bagi: Am I the auntie?

Cellbit: He could have been my son, he could have been.

Roier: But actually, he is my son and Jaiden’s.

Cellbit: Yes yes, definitely, of course.

Roier: [Smacks him] Exactly. Well, you're the step-father, you know?

Bagi: So I don't think I'm your auntie, sorry. Unless you want to!

Cellbit: Yes, fake dad, fake dad. Fake father.

Roier: But it's ok. It's ok.

Cellbit: It's ok, it's ok.

Roier: It's this dumbass' fault he died anyways.

#Roier #Cellbit #Guapoduo #Bobby #QSMP #Saw people straight up lying about what they said during this exchange so this is just me slapping down the receipts #Roier's right though! At that point in time he and Cellbit weren't married nor did they have that kind of relationship #If Bobby hadn't died maybe Cellbit COULD'VE been some kind of guardian to him #But Bobby is; and has always been; Roier and Jaiden's son #As a side note #With how involved Roier is in fandom stuff #I'm sure he's seen how frequently Jaiden gets left out and/or replaced with Cellbit in family art #So whether this is his gentle reminder to fans or just him establishing a boundary in a relationship: Roier is based #And it's a disservice to his and Cellbit's characters to take their words out of context and/or purposefully misinterpret them #Cellbit understood where Roier was coming from and explained how he saw things #(''I could've been'' ''in my heart'' etc.) #and Roier explained his perspective #(''We weren't married yet'' ''He was already dead by then'' ''Jaiden and I are his parents'') #Communication is the foundation to any good relationship! #and Guapoduo do it well. Usually #The fandom could learn a thing or two from QSMP; aka ''Communications SMP'' #Bagi in the background going ''I'm an auntie? :D'' then ''oh no I'm not your auntie'' then ''Haha UNLESS?'' is so funny

[starman-waitinginthesky81]

have i ever told you how much i love rosekiller? because i love rosekiller.

domestic rosekiller, unhinged rosekiller, unrequited rosekiller with bartylus, trans evan, unhinged barty that can only be calm with evan, “no homo” rosekiller, barty losing his shit after evan’s death, barty’s neck tattoo, and so on

#i love them your honor #rosekiller #barty crouch junior #barty #barty crouch jr #bartylus #the fanart always slaps aswell #evan #evan rosier #regulus black kinnie #harry potter marauders #the maruaders #the marauders era #marauders era #marauders #jegulus #wolfstar #regulus black #harry potter #james & peter & remus & sirius #the marauders

[tristepinguino]

Sometimes, if you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself.

#[REDACTED] #Splatoon #Splatoon 3 #Salmon Run #inklings #draws #I've always loved the slapped-together look of the Grizzco weapons lol. #Splatoon 3 spoilers

[yuramoonbow]

room 202

#silent hill #silent hill 2 #maria silent hill #girl has no last name god damn it #anyways been streaming sh2 for besties and this room slaps as always #fanart

[5mary5]

I have this little headcanon cause i was reading the comic of obey me and we as mc have been given the neutral name zephyr in the very early chapters since we are a sheep and all and they want to make it inclusive since the name itself is gender neutral but I was thinking that let's say one day the curse is solved and sheep!mc gets their body back but the characters continue calling mc zephyr, what if one day someone (probably a side or secondary character) brings up the fact that "hey you know what? Your face doesn't really scream zephyr" and mc is like "yeah that's because that is not my actual given name, my actual name is ________" and the characters are like "😱😱😱" I mean they did know that this wasn't their real name since they gave it to them cause they can't just call them human and all but it's still shocking to hear it coming out of their own mouth, they would also probably coo when mc tells them their birth name because it means they learn more about their favorite person, well I mean they would coo at everything mc does regardless so-

#i also want to add that mc saying their actual name would proably lead down to a whole other rain of questions #about where they are from what is their mother tongue blah blah blah #obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me shall we date #obey me x reader #obey me mammon #obey me barbatos #obey me beelzebub #obey me satan #feel free to add your own thoughts #obey me! #obey me imagines #diavolo obey me #belphegor obey me #obey me simeon #leviathan obey me #obey me luke #every time i write it always somehow ends up as a long ass paragraph one way or another does anyone have any tips? #im actually quite new to writing these are my pure thoughts slapped on the screen #obey me solomon #obey me mephistopheles #obey me nightbringer #obey me manga #obey me comic #obey me the comic #obey me leviathan #obey me levi #312005

[satorugojoswiife]

Apparently this is the cover for the upcoming jjk soundtrack collection releasing in January(???). HE LOOKS SO GOOD

#like always.....but still #i am looking (respectfully) #*kills gojo but also slaps his face on every promo thing ever* #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru

[floilee]

We always know…

#Look at me and tell me that we always know #There is no heterosexual explanation for this #She's crazy to be slapped again #incorrect kate bishop #kate and yelena #katelena #hailee steinfeld #kate bishop #yelena belova #florence pugh #kate x yelena #flo x hailee #incorrect yelena belova #incorrect bishova quotes #incorrect quotes #kate bishop and yelena belova #jenna ortega #bishova #hawkeye #black widow #floilee