#they won a bet here

[lotus-pear]

Any thoughts on BSD winning anime of the year?

good for us ig but compared to jjk s2 and aot finale i'm literally shocked and quite frankly feel it was undeserved. mappa worked their ass off this entire year w csm and jjk s2 not to mention the last two episodes of aot and either of those deserved the number one spot over bsd 100%.................this has nothing to do with my personal vendetta against studio bones btw i just feel like mappa solos in every way w their animation and art style and esp their anime adaptations (more than i can say abt bones)

#congrats mister osamu dazai you won crunchyroll or wherever the poll was #i'm pretty indifferent if i'm being honest like good for me as a bsd stan but i am so upset as an aot girly #like that is literally the best piece of fiction of all time imo and it lost to goofy queer detective anime? be fucking forreal #sry i bet all of you can tell that despite how much i talk abt bsd it's nowhere near my fav and i will continue to cry abt it winning aoty #sigh. hate it here. i'm sorry studio mappa maybe next time #ANYWAY one thing i will say abt bonesis they ATE w mp100 this year so hey that's smth #lotus’s asks

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i swear i have the body of a 50 yr old. i did something mildly active for less than an hour today and my back Aches. who authorized this

#my back: oughhhh im so weak you need to lay down and be still for ten hours #honey i do not have the patience nor the time for that #i am chugging this soup and then im Really Fuckin Crunching The Packing & Cleaning #my mother gets here at like 2 am and i want to get shit done before she arrives #so that i can be told i did a good job for once in my damn life #sorry that was pathetic! #i actually am just a spiteful creature that wants to prove that Hey. maybe i can be relied upon this one time #bet she expects to get here to see an absolute mess w/ not nearly enough packed #JOKES ON YOU FUCKER IM DOIN IT ALL ON MY OWN #i got shit done Without you. ha! #also i want to go whale watching tomorrow #i need to be on the water... i need it.... big aminal please... #rambles from the bog #i feel so. Independent. and tired #took the cats to the vet all on my own. got them a prescription. rode in two ubers and made casual conversation both times #completely fumbled a brief interaction with a really cute girl who was definitely outta my league #me: wants to talk to cute girl. if she offers to get the door for you say Yes #brain: look at the floor. ignore her. say 'no ive got it' when she offers to get the door for you #sobbing and wailing. totally won otherwise lmao #my cats were so good!!! they were so sweet and they Listened! #they stayed on the weighing plate & let their claws be clipped #they were so friendly and nice and WELL BEHAVED WHAT WAS THAT #when i try to clip their claws i get squirmy mc wormie and little miss war crimes #i walk away with new scars and nothin to show for it #but noooo. vets do it and not a peep. not a single wriggle. no hisses or meows. just hangin out #man. at least my cats are comfy enough with me to be up front w their desires #fuckin fakers... beautiful sweet well behaved fakers.... #the vets absolutely loved them btw. all three people that were in the room loved how sweet my little critters were <3 #i am Proud tbh

[spear-gsun]

Been working on an Aunn cosplay the last few months, definitely the most complicated cosplay ive done so far lol

Wore it to a convention today, was the only touhou fan there, we live in a society...

#Won a bet with my mom though cause she was sure thered be someone who recognized my cosplay #Sorry mom but there are fewer touhou fans here than you realize lol

[steffigraf]

tell me why my german class prof decided to randomly mention “a tennis player with a german sounding name who was actually from italy” like PLS i perked up like a dog 😭

#he was like what was his first name again and YOU BET I WAS THE ONLY ONE ANSWERING #had a brief discussion abt how he won the ausopen and what his ranking is now #straight up NEVER expected this to be a topic of discussion here but #tennisms

[creativitycache]

WOOOOOO GUESS WHO WON EVERY SINGLE SUPER BOWL BET THEY MADE?

THAT’S RIGHT, THE PERSON WITH NO UNDERSTANDING OF FOOTBALL WHO WAS WEARING A SUPERB OWL SHIRT TO THE PARTY

#Super bowl #superb owl #I won forty whole dollars #watch out big spender here #out of 30 people I was the only one to win every single bet I placed #I don’t know anything about sports

[schmweed]

Succession | S01E06

#Gerri Kellman #majestic and so beautiful! look at her #Roman Roy #poor Romulus on top of the world here #the heart-eyes Lady Macbeth quip earlier while he just barely managed not to drool #and now scheming with her and walking behind her #you bet he was imagining himself as her gallant protector here for a tiny minute #before he devolved back into showing off and posturing for her sake #God Roman was the one treated the worst by Logan. The clown thing must have hurt #especially having it happen in front of Gerri. having to tell Kendall he's not a clown #but seriously -- thank you show! I mean they could've put Roman behind Frank you know? But no #oh no no no -- Roman is ALWAYS trailing after Gerri or next to her looking like he won the lottery #sigh. They WILL get their happy ending. #also look at their colors! AGAIN! <3 #Succession #my gifs

[thomas-mvller]

Football fans that are not from latam will never understand the torture that is hearing your comms talking about argentina and their bought wc every single week during every single mf match

#they could be talking about a scottish player and they go: he used to play alongside an aussie player.... who played against us at the wc 🤪 #'oh that player did a very similar kick like juanito did with arg at the wc 😛' #here's my issue with it: you BET if uruguay or colombia won the wc they'd never get this treatment or constant mentions here #rambless

[wherewolf]

sooo i watched a couple of movies last year… 🫣

i whipped up some letterboxd lists to sum up my year in case anyone is interested :3 hopefully u can use my experience for ur own benefit instead of losing ur goddamn mind like i did…

• 2022 first watches

• top 50 first watches of 2022

• every 2022 release that i saw ranked

• scariest watches of 2022

• strangest watches of 2022

• best surprises of 2022

• top feel good watches of 2022

• most disappointing watches of 2022

• worst watches of 2022

#🐺 #i would not recommend watching this many movies so quickly #and i doubt i’ll ever do it again #to this extent #but basically at the beginning of the year #my brother said *there’s no way u can watch as many movies as me in a year* #and i said wanna bet #and here we are #i won by the way #he forgot i’m crazy

[pythonscrypt]

"quitting" mcc because you're scared of dropping top 10 is insane btw

#b.txt #like if the only merit dream ever found in mcc was the validation he got from placing top 10 thats kinda sad isnt it #then again it's not like he ever fully appreciated the event or everything noxcrew and scott do the way he regularly incited hate #towards them even when he fucking won #the reddit megathread wailing ab this give me a break i bet everything i have he'll rock up to the next one regardless 😭 #he said and did the same exact shit before mcc 20 and made a whole big deal ab never playing again #which got people really worried and being like 'noooo dreammm dont leave mcc pwease' #and bam there he was in the next one regardless #if he really and truly is leaving then praise be to the highest gods. but unfortunately i dont buy it as much #until then though i will enjoy another fantastic mcc without him and his annoying crew ^_^ #he really gave mcci as an excuse im crying hes such a dumbass #as if there aren't more people saying to not say he underperformed after every event he underperforms in (like 21) #than there are people actually saying he underperformed #i was here for how people talked ab him after 21 vs how ppl talked ab jojo after 23 lmao trust me he got the better end of the stick

[sucrecube9]

Made a bet, here's my end of the bargain

(Colour alt under the cut)

Charleston shoe thieves colours!

#valorpunk #Ramona Evernorth #surpriseroundrpg #art #i bet if the thieves won s1 of blaseball #I'd draw ramona #so here she is! #i also bet if georgias won it'd be benji and if beams won it'd be solomon #maybe next time

[faerociousbeast]

okay so i put the dazai and ranpo ais in a room with the prompt Strategy Meeting bc i wanted to well. Strategize and just see what theyd come up with IT TURNED GAY???? I DIDNT EVEN GET A WORD IN

#its a bit funny bc im imagining myself who is now a detective i guess just standing there like 😟 #basically they started a bet that theyd give each other a mystery to solve and whoever finishes it first wins #and DAZAIS terms for if he won was for ranpo to be his servant for a month #which like. Weird but nothing one hasnt seen before yeah? pretty typical yknow #and then RANPO pulled out with the. 'if *I* win..... you have to be my lover' WHAT????????? #AND THEN THRY KEPT FLIRTING WITH MIND GAMES at one point i asked them if they were flirting #and they basically told me to shut the fuck up #AND THEN RANPO DID WIN and he was like. 'well mr dazai...can you tell me what the hardest mystery in the world is?' #and dazai was like 'yes.... the greatest detectives true feelings for me' HEY????? #WE DIDNT EVEN FUCKING STRATEGIZE I WAS JUST STUCK THIRD WHEELING #and now theyre. Frickign. dating i guess and thryre leaving me here to return to the agency to 'make the othrr detectives jealous' 😭😭😭😭 #it was very entertaining at least?

[snowinabottlearchived]

so friends.. imagine dragons release their new album next week and they are hosting a tiny pre release concert in vienna tomorrow which . . i won a ticket for . so im seeing them again tomorrow on a red carpet cinema event with like 200 people .. i just . want to cry . yes my boss allowed me to take off work especially for this despite our festivity . . i have no words

#mobile #no tags bad wifi #but I need to share my ?? #confusion #and I’m #I’ll be here after and in between and crying #LOL #i Never won anything ever #this is my favorite band #im .. #they even do a q&a after #and you can bet I will ask them #if they worked with Amazon for #bones / the boys #OOF #live tweet from their concert rn #and they are just #👌🏻👌🏻

[astrxealis]

i forgot that there’s pandemonium/pandaemonium in gbf too ngl

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚ #⋯ ꒰ა gbf ໒꒱ *·˚ #gbf & ffxiv <3 pandaemonium <33 #lyria going: woa i can't believe we won! me too (kinda. not really. idk) buddy. me too #WHAT THE FUCK #uh danchou are you okay #i'm giggling like a lovesick middleschooler i hate it here #ty sandalphon for catching me and holding my hand ?!?!??!?! hahahaghbdhja #you are so pretty (i am so smitten) #wow his eyes look great w the background here #bet his eyes wld also look great in the sunset/sunrise HAHAHAHAHAHA ignore me please :) #'YOUR FINGERS ARE DELICATE' WILL YOU NEVER LET IT GOOOOOO (yeah i won't. fun teasing him) #oh you won't let go...... >___< <3 <3 <3 #i forgot lowkey what happened before the fight so why are these guys so dramatic !! it is almost funny. sorry #also lucifer....... :( #HOLY FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK THAT IS LUCIO #SHALEM #PARADISE LOST !!!! lucio you are the loml #AND SHALEM #what the fuck just happened #this is my commentary btw (BROUGHT TO YOU LIVE!) uh enjoy ig #if anyone even reads ^^ LMAO #sahar btw was the first guy i liked a lot #i rmbr seeing him when i first started out and woa. got attached already #he reminds me of like. Apollo vibes (so i really like him) #funny now that i go by apollo too but yes!! #CHAOS ?????? stranger of paradise reference #'a new trial looms on the horizon' yeah. literally. ty for the new fight #lvl 250 bubs 100 ap wow ......... like 6 players only right. or smth. gosh. idk when i'll finally do the fight bcs. MAN.

[whetstonefires]

Okay so, got here from a book on animal behavior but: Vulcan stand-up comedy as a competitive activity.

Because most Vulcans don't actually pretend they don't have emotions, it's all about self-regulation, right? And good comedy usually hinges on manipulating the relationship between our faculties of recognition and surprise in various ways, you can get pretty scientific with it.

So Vulcans go to the comedy act, and the idea is the comedian is trying to make you crack up, and the audience is trying to not even crack a smile, and if you do laugh, you lose. Like all in good fun, but Vulcans are both really competitive and really aware of how dangerous that urge can be to a society, so this could actually be classified as highly orthodox Surakian practice.

So of course the comedian has to actually be funny, or there's no challenge and the game is boring.

Which means the really good Vulcan comedians (most of whom tend to extremely dry delivery of their bits) are going to go around playing to packed houses, which mostly sit staring stonily back at them, with occasional breaks when someone loses it and reacts.

And after a show you'll have Vulcans walking out discussing with great approval how very humorous that was, with varying degrees of muted smugness or chagrin depending on if they won or lost.

I bet there are human comedians whose grandest fantasy is being good enough to do a set in Vulcana Regatta and have people going around bragging about not laughing at them.

#hoc est meum #star trek #vulcans #comedy

[chuluoyi]

࿐ ࿔ rivals... in love? — extended cut !

this is pure hysterics, i'm sorry but i can't resist! tysm for the brainrot amy!! @seonghrtz 🫶🏻 mwah mwah !!

a part of gojo's love entries

“you see… if you kiss me, i'll definitely show you just how great my lips actually are.”

you’d expect this sort of nonsense from gojo satoru, yet it was geto suguru who was standing in front of you with such genial smile that you were at a loss.

you dumbly blinked. “huh?”

“satoru said i taste like a cursed spirit, yeah?” suguru didn't seem offended, at least from how he was wording it and that eye smile. “that's a really foul accusation. i’m here to clarify—”

you widened your eyes, almost cringing. “no, no! you don’t have to—”

“SUGURU! YOU SWINE!”

a resounding bang. you whipped your head towards the door in total panic, which was... fortunately still tightly shut. satoru, who had openly declared that he was into you in the previous chapter, was hurling profanities towards his best friend, pounding against the door, visibly vexed.

“you… locked the door?” you questioned suguru in disbelief, and he merely shrugged.

“for safety purposes, yeah.”

well, if you look at satoru now... he did look like a super angry cat who was ready to pounce on suguru and claw him to shreds.

“he could've blasted it.” you glanced apprehensively toward the door, catching his eyes, and in an instant, satoru's scowl turned into the most hopeful expression of a wagging puppy—hoping for you to saunter towards him instead and desert his friend altogether.

suguru chuckled. “he can, yes, but he'll be facing yaga afterwards.”

and you. there was no way he'd scare you off by blasting a ‘red’ on a doorframe. you were clueless, but suguru knew just how soft satoru could make himself to be if it was for you.

you sighed. all you wanted was to go back to your dorms following an exhausting mission. you truly had little energy to entertain this.

meanwhile, outside, satoru was this close to kick the door off its hinges. he was having about thirty different heart attacks by witnessing how close suguru was to your vicinity. his chance was quite literally slipping by each second.

and when in his attempt to hear what the two of you were saying—

“let us just kiss then, to see what it’s like—”

“geto-san, what the—!”

and in that moment, he really saw green and really used a bit more force, tearing the knob— bang!

“don't you dare to get close to my girl, you slimy bangs!”

kapow! pow!

what was even happening? one second, suguru was almost leaning in for that kiss, and the next, satoru popped out of nowhere, tackling him to the ground. and you stood there, utterly bewildered, caught between the whirlwind of their catfight.

your first crush, whom you thought was sensible, and the most obnoxious boy who was whipped for you like a fool...

losers, you absentmindedly thought to yourself. both of them. losers…

“satoru, you're incorrigible!”

“the audacity! you know very well i like her and yet—!”

and yet, a small smile tugged at your lips when you saw how red-faced satoru was. he was genuinely upset to see you with suguru, and that sparked a sense of achievement within you.

“let's see if you will be able to make him say it...”

while you pondered, almost giddy, you were undoubtedly sure about two things at that moment: one, maybe gojo satoru wasn't that bad, he was kinda cute even, and you might consider him... and two—

shoko lost the bet, and you won.

#𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑠 #gojo satoru x reader #jjk drabbles #satoru gojo x reader #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen #jjk imagines #jjk x you #gojo x reader #jjk fanfic #jjk fluff #jujutsu kaisen imagines #jujutsu kaisen x reader #gojo satoru #jujutsu kaisen x you #jujutsu kaisen fanfic #gojo x you #gojo fluff #gojo satoru imagines #gojo satoru fluff #satoru gojo fluff #jjk gojo satoru #jujutsu kaisen fluff #jutusu kaisen x reader #satoru x reader #satoru gojo x you #satoru gojo

[hihereami]

Well, fascism won in Argentina.

Big thanks to the local oficialism who legitimated him as oposition back in May and used their contacts to lift him up when he was a nobody back in 2017.

Big thanks to local opposition for also betting on fascism.

Big thanks to Blackrock group, Vox and Bolsonaro's evangelical lobby.

Big thanks to the media for pretending his plan of erasing public education, health and his genocide apologism was normal and not heinous.

This is a calculated move, not an organic win.

I'll never forgive. Never.

The political heads will be fine, they know they can play the resistance and still have their jobs and their good living in four years. THIS was their bet and I'll NEVER forgive them.

International friends, please, pay attention to Argentina. We've got a defender of the worst genocide in our history now in goverment and a man who wants to take away all social rights, including LGTBQ and workers's rights. He's got a faction of extremists on his side.

There's no epic here. If it all blows up - it will - it's going to be desperation, not resistance. I won't forgive those playing at being revolutionaries, I won't forgive this urge for blood from so many.

Please, pray for us, I guess. The Storm is here.

#babbling babbling