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Todoroki, scanning the shelves: WHAT BRAND OF CHIPS DO YOU PREFER?

Bakugou, yelling down the aisle: I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS

Midoriya, at the counter, absolutely mortified: Y-you guys!!

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Peter: *singing* Your heart is a muscle the size of a rat. 
Morgan: *singing* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Peter: Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s. 
Morgan: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 
Peter: Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air. 
Morgan: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 
Peter: The soles of your feet can never grow hair. 
Morgan: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 
Tony: *banging his head against a wall*

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Solid: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.


Otacon: I did. I broke it…


Solid: No. No, you didn’t. Meryl?


Meryl: Don’t look at me. Look at Liquid.


Liquid: What?! I didn’t break it.


Meryl: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?


Liquid: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!


Meryl: Suspicious.


Liquid: No, it’s not!


Ocelot: If it matters, probably not… Venom was the last one to use it.


Venom: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!


Ocelot: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?


Venom: I use the wooden stirrers as mameshift darts. Everyone knows that, Ocelot!


Otacon: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Dave.


Solid: No. Who broke it?


Liquid [whispering]: Solid, Raiden’s been awfully quiet…



Raiden: Really?!


Liquid: Yeah, really!


 …

Solid: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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