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Todoroki, scanning the shelves: WHAT BRAND OF CHIPS DO YOU PREFER?

Bakugou, yelling down the aisle: I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS

Midoriya, at the counter, absolutely mortified: Y-you guys!!

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Peter: *singing* Your heart is a muscle the size of a rat. 
Peter: Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s. 
Peter: Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air. 
Peter: The soles of your feet can never grow hair. 
Tony: *banging his head against a wall*

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Solid: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Otacon: I did. I broke it…

Solid: No. No, you didn’t. Meryl?

Meryl: Don’t look at me. Look at Liquid.

Liquid: What?! I didn’t break it.

Meryl: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Liquid: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Meryl: Suspicious.

Liquid: No, it’s not!

Ocelot: If it matters, probably not… Venom was the last one to use it.

Venom: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Ocelot: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Venom: I use the wooden stirrers as mameshift darts. Everyone knows that, Ocelot!

Otacon: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Dave.

Solid: No. Who broke it?

Liquid [whispering]: Solid, Raiden’s been awfully quiet…

Raiden: Really?!

Liquid: Yeah, really!


Solid: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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