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Arthur, flirting as a joke that really isn’t a joke: So when are you going to go out with me?
Merlin, without missing a beat: I don't know. When are you going to ask?
— Later, in a round table meeting —
Gwaine, too sober for this shit: And you just ran away?!
Arthur, bi panicking: I didn't expect him to flirt back!
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yourgalgremlin · 20 days
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“Tell me about your fav Marauders character”
Marauders fandom:
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William and Henry being so gay their homosexuality creates such an impact on their franchise that makes every Bonnie and Freddy after them extremely gay
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steddiealltheway · 2 years
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El using her powers (along with Max’s plotting) to get people together is so funny to me.
At first it’s like whoops. Will just tripped over nothing and fell into Mike’s lap.
Uh oh, Steve’s car won’t start at Eddie’s and suddenly Eddie’s doesn’t work so he has to spend the night.
One movie night, Robin and Nancy start holding hands, but they both think Robin was the one who initiated it.
Argyle leans in a little too close while shotgunning Jonathan and kisses him.
Max doesn’t realize it was El who got Lucas to wrap his arm around her when she was in a bad mood. (Lucas realizes but he thanks El later)
But El eventually doesn’t even try to hide what she’s doing.
She locks Mike and Will in a room together until they admit their feelings for each other.
She hovers Steve a few feet in the air when he gets to Eddie’s trailer, forcing Eddie to catch and hold him. (He doesn’t. Steve immediately knocks him to the ground.)
Robin randomly keeps kissing Nancy on the cheek and every time she’s like, “That wasn’t me!” Nancy finally realizes she’s telling the truth after the twelfth time.
(Argyle and Jonathan need no encouragement after the first kiss)
When they all realize what’s happening, everyone expects Steve to lecture her and Max, but he turns red and quietly thanks them. Everyone else does the same.
Bonus: Dustin feels a bit left out, so El helps him talk to Suzie from his house and not on the hill.
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rqnanced · 1 year
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you cannot convince me this bitch isn’t gay i don’t care how many boyfriends she has
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wafflesex · 6 months
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After translating, I choose to believe Jade and Floyd’s Platinum vignettes reveal their love attachment styles.
Jade takes his time gorging himself then leaves behind the bones, picked clean.
Floyd holds on tight, takes painful little nibbles, then keeps the scraps under his bed until they rot.
Meanwhile, Azul lets go of Nothing, but everything he keeps always has its purpose.
It’s ugly but it’s poetic and reminds me of merfolk myths saying they like to horde shiny and colorful objects.
Perhaps, in a way, Octa hordes each other.
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four-am-fangirling · 5 months
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- chase tells Cameron he killed a genocidal dictator. She sucks him off even though she’s a lesbian.
- she realises she’s a lesbian. Chase realises his various flavours of trauma and suppressed bisexuality contributed to this marriage. They have a big talk about comp het. The only real amicable divorce in history.
- they’re bffs and drink wine on Cameron’s couch together. Chase tells her to ask out thirteen. Cameron tells him to get therapy. Chase pulls uno reverse.
- they all go to therapy. Chase kisses foreman just to see what happens.
- house had so many gay kids now. What will he tell his husband.
- Taub is confused. He doesn’t understand it. What’s in the water and should he be worried about drinking it.
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oksurethisismyname · 7 months
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You want me, on Hank Greens internet, to believe that Nami and Sanji and Zoro aren’t the embodiment of the LGB in LGBTQ??
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paninicupcakke · 12 days
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Medic: *teaching Archimedes a trick with bird seed*
Perfect!
*pets under his chin*
Who’s mein good boy?
Scout, Sniper & Heavy:
*simultaneously look up from their reading material* …
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thatgaymood · 2 years
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Argyle is never wrong.
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justaz · 4 months
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merlin au everyone lives/no one dies
king morgana and queen gwen. merlin and arthur run away to live on a farm. that’s it. thats all i got
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The gay subtext in BBC Merlin
-written in font size 20, bold and more consistent than the plot.
Is it really subtext anymore when Merlin licked his lips before pulling Arthur’s trousers down while Arthur was stood leaning over a table that one time? I feel like it’s just text at that point.
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me to pretty much everyone in stranger things!!!
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omnisaurusnuggie · 1 month
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( ̄^ ̄)ゞJUJUTSU KAISEN SPOILERS IN MY TEXT
wee woo wee woo
if kenjaku gets to Itadori before Gege does. <3 father son bonding ;)
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“it’s just unrealistic for there to be so many gay people in one place” wrong. it’s unrealistic for there to be only one (probably two) gay people in one place. i don’t care if it’s rural Indiana in the 80’s. gay people subconsciously flock to each other before they even realize they’re gay. why else would it be such a diverse group in age and interests? “it’s unrealistic” no, you’re just straight and have never seen a real gay friend group.
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