#they’re idiots your honor

[turtleofthehollow]

We’ve got Lucifer, a bumbling cringe factory of glorious proportions, and we have the ace icon Alastor, who is so ace he doesn’t even know what asexuality is, and all I can think about is how they’d both accidentally say things that sound like flirting

Just imagine Alastor - the cannibal - threatening to eat Lucifer, only to unintentionally make it sound suggestive

And Lucifer being the idiot he is doesn’t pick up on it, and just responds in kind, and everyone else is looking at them with horror and confusion

“Are they gonna kill each other, or are they gonna fuck??”

#they’re idiots your honor #radioapple #duckiedeer #alastor and lucifer #Hazbin hotel #Alastor #Lucifer #alastor the radio demon #lucifer morningstar #lucifer magne #the radio demon #queer platonic radioapple #queer platonic duckiedeer #asexual alastor #hazbin hotel fic prompt

[the-apology-dance]

I LIVE FOR BOOK AZIRAPHALE AND CROWLEY

Apparently in the book, Aziraphale and Crowley are implied to be a gay couple MANY TIMES.

A girl at Warlock’s birthday party calls Aziraphale a faggot.

Anathema automatically assumes that Crowley and Aziraphale are a gay couple after Crowley says “Goodnight miss. Get in, Angel.” to Aziraphale

Also, One scene I wish would’ve been acted out as it is in the book is when they both get shot with the paintball guns. How it happens in the book is Aziraphale ends up FALLING BACKWARDS INTO A RHODODENDRON BUSH and Crowley sinks down on a statue.

Crowley believes he is bleeding YELLOW and DYING and instead of, ya know, helping Aziraphale UP AS HIS ANGEL HAS JUST SAUNTERED VAGUELY DOWNWARDS INTO A BUSH, HE JUST CHOOSES TO CRAWL INTO THE BUSH AS WELL, BELIEVING SOMETHING IS SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH BIOLOGY. Aziraphale tells Crowley it hurt and it hit him under his ribs, which he brushes off TO ASK IF ANGELS BLEED BLUE.

Aziraphale proceeds to the same self examination as Crowley.

Crowley only figures out it is PAINT when he TASTES IT. They conclude it is PAINT.

6000 years on earth, and these idiots don’t know what a paintball gun is.

I LOVE THESE IDIOTS.

(EDIT: how did this post get so many likes???😆)

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #they’re idiots your honor #paintball scene #the stupidity #i don’t even know #they are made for each other #good omens book #the gay angel #this book is gay #this book is incredible #neil gaiman #terry pratchett #blinks slowly #i’m laughing so fucking hard #please read this

[dirt-4-brainz]

saw this screenshot and this was the first thing that came to mind

#zosan #sanzo #zoro/sanji #roronoa zoro #vinsmoke sanji #zoro #sanji #sanji x zoro #one piece live action #one piece #one piece netflix #im suffering zosan brainrot #they’re idiots your honor #male wife #they’re gay your honor

[wrathofrats]

I think alpha and omega are very sacred about their magic, always warning the younger ghouls to handle their powers with care and to respect their gifts

I think the first time he sees pebble using his powers to make his own weed titled “shit to put in the vents to make the big guys calm down” omega almost has a stroke

Alpha similarly when ifrit uses it to make cup noodles in his hands instead of the microwave

#let the ghouls be dorks with magic #they’re idiots your honor #the band ghost #ghost #nameless ghouls #shitghosting #ghost bc #alpha ghoul #omega ghoul #ifrit ghoul #pebble ghoul

[curlysanjis]

zoro sleeps in the most inconvenient places

#zosan art #zosan headcanons #sanji #zoro #one piece #shitpost #your honour i love them #they’re idiots your honor

[ourtubahero-blog]

Why do they look like they’ve just come out of a church and are announcing their marriage to the world press?

#michael sheen #good omens #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #good ineffable omens #david tennant #good ineffable husbands #welsh seduction machine #the white curl #crowley #soft scottish hipster gigolo #they’re idiots your honor #they’re married #sheet got real #david is lowkey bi and michael is highkey bi #david and michael

[coolpointsetta]

the moment roy knew he was going to marry jamie wasn’t the typical, romantic moment one might expect. it wasn’t in the kitchen, slow dancing on a lazy sunday and it wasn’t watching him play princesses and dragons with phoebe.

now, make no mistake, these can definitely be moments roy knew he picked the right person, knew that he loved jamie more than anything in the world, but the moment he knew he was going to marry him was different.

roy’s body has started naturally waking him up at 3:30 in the morning. years and years of training have taken away his ability to sleep in. but he’s used to it, it’s fine. he adjusts to go to bed earlier to get the necessary amount of sleep and doesn’t think twice about it.

jamie thinks twice about it many times; he has never, ever been a fan of it. he is not a morning person, that has been very clear from the moment they started this shit.

not the relationship shit, because that’s very lovely, but the extra workout shit. jamie will kick and scream and throw a temper tantrum until roy gives him a look and a firm order to kick his ass in gear, to which jamie will suddenly act like he has never complained about anything in his life. roy will look to the sky and curse the deity responsible for pairing him and jamie together, intertwining their souls. (and then he says thank you, a thousand times over)

the routine is always the same: the alarm goes off (roy is usually awake a few minutes before anyway), roy jumps out of bed to eat his prepared breakfast while jamie holds onto the last few minutes of sleep he can steal before roy is flicking his forehead to wake him the fuck up. jamie complains, roy tells him what they’re working on today, jamie gets the fuck up.

rinse and repeat, day in and day out.

but one day. the alarm goes off, and it’s not roy’s hand that reaches over the press the off button.

“come on, old man! rise and fuckin’ shine!” jamie is yelling, jumping around and punching the fucking air like he’s a boxer. roy looks up at him, utterly bewildered and confused, and jamie just keeps doing his thing.

“what are you doing?” roy demands, voice thick with sleep. he blinks once, twice just to make sure he’s not dreaming. he punches himself for good measure, too.

but jamie remains. fully dressed up and ready to go as if he’s been up for hours.

“we’re losing precious time, royo! up and at ‘em!” jamie hounds him again, leaning down to press a kiss to his lips before he’s practically throwing himself down the stairs to eat breakfast.

roy doesn’t know what to say. he doesn’t know what to think.

roy does know how he feels and that is that he is completely, totally in love with jamie. and he wants to spend the rest of his life with the young idiot, even if jamie does nothing but raise his blood pressure and turn his hair gray.

roy sighs, pulling himself out of bed when he hears jamie singing one of the damn barbie movie songs as he prepares breakfast.

yup. not only is roy totally in love with this fool and wants to spend forever with him, but he’s going to put a ring on that finger and make damn sure it happens.

#ted lasso #jamie tartt #roy kent #royjamie #roy x jamie #own post #they’re such fools #they’re idiots your honor #but they’re my precious babies

[yingxtkm]

Genesis and Sephiroth fighting over a string worm. That’s it. That’s the request.

(please lol)

Here you go, the gremlins 😎 next thing you know Zack snatches it up and runs off.

Also bonus addition because someone suggested I turn them into string worm also LMAO I present to you string wormiroth and string wormesis

#request box #asks #answered asks #they’re idiots your honor #there was definitely hair tugging involved in this fight #genesis rhapsodos #sephiroth #string worm #ff7 #ffvii #final fantasy vii #my artwork #fanart #doodle

[picnicbitchsokka]

funny text posts i found that remind me of zukka:

these can be either way tbh

sokka to zuko ⬇️

pre zukka ⬇️ (zuko to sokka)

and a lil zukki bonus ;D (i think we know who’s who)

#atla #zukka #sokka #zuko #suki #zukki #they’re idiots your honor

[yosefcandraw]

ADHD and Autism solidarity!!! Who fits who, you decide!? But really I have so much love for these two sillies!!

I’m still taking requests: WTTT/MLP/Hazbin Hotel

Might take a little longer to do because I’m currently sick (day 5)

#art #my art #artists on tumblr #wttt #welcome to the table #ben brainard #wttt fandom #wttt fanart #wttt art #wttt california #wttt florida #wttt flocali #they’re idiots your honor #adhd and autism solidarity #he’s Pinkie Pie #and he’s Twilight Sparkle #would this be considered a crossover #idk #i just love them too much

[cottoncommitscrime]

RadioDust sketch because I said so

I love them so much

Also long hair Angel supremacy 👏👏👏 and Alastor with his hair up supremacy 👏👏👏 fight me I dare you

#my art #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #alastor #hazbin art #alastor radio demon #hazbin angel dust #radiodust #angel dust #RadioDust or bust #idiots in love #spider #they’re in love your honor #they’re idiots your honor

[indybob]

Rooster and Hangman out on an ice cream date

Hangman: Can I get a milkshake with two straws, please?

Rooster, blushing: Aw, babe, that’s so—

Hangman, putting both straws in his mouth: Watch how fast I can drink this!

#they’re idiots your honor #but they’re my idiots #they’re such himbos too #sereshaw #hangster #bradley rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin #incorrect top gun maverick quotes #top gun maverick

[deliriiuumm]

dream of the endless, throughout his billion-year existence: pls perceive me pls perceive me pls perceive me pls perceive me pls perceive me pls perceive me pls perceive me pls perceive m

hob gadling, immortal himbo: [perceives him]

dream: YOU DARE‼️ SUGGEST THAT ONE SUCH AS I‼️

#they’re idiots your honor #the sandman #dreamling #dream of the endless #hob gadling

[wrathofrats]

45 or 16 for the kiss prompts ? <3

Hi I chose angry kiss and we decided on swisstom so

Sorry this took a hot sec I was researching nursing lesson plans for like an hour between paragraphs so dw bout it

Swiss teaches phantom some magic but is insecure about his powers. Hurt comfort, bug is a sweetie and Swiss is a bit stupid but we love him. I got carried away, enjoy!

A jolt of quintessence sparked out of Phantom's hand to close the makeshift wound Swiss had cut into an apple. He smiled as the skin formed back together, sealing the cut and making it seem as if nothing had ever happened.

“Great job bug” Swiss smiles grabbing the apple to throw in the air, a testament to show it had been healed. “Before you know it you’ll be working in the infirmary with the other Quints”

“What’s next?” Phantom asks, flipping through the book in front of him. He skims a couple pages, paper wrinkled and worn with aethers messy handwriting scribbled between lines. It was well loved, a gift passed down from his mentor.

Swiss hums, leaning over phantoms shoulder to read along with him, attempting to pick out a lesson suitable for his skills so he could teach phantom.

This had become their routine. Nights where aether and omega had to stay late or had other plans, Swiss would step in to use his limited knowledge in an attempt to get phantom caught up on his work. Just showing him basic things, all he could do being a multi, but aether and omega assured him it was necessary for phantom to learn the small things.

The problem came about when phantom no longer needed to learn the small things, having mastered small scrapes and cuts. He no longer needed Swiss.

A sharp pain hits his chest as phantom picks out another lesson he wants to try.

“This one mentions locating pain. We could try that!” Phantom smiles at the ghoul standing over him. He points at a page Swiss has never seen before, something about being able to find pain in the body in order to treat it. Swiss has quelled minor headaches and bruises sure, but he’s never attempted to find anything, he doesn’t think he even has the grasp needed on his magic to try.

“Oh we could save that for omega, why don’t you pick out another one?” Swiss suggests, reaching over in an attempt to flip the pages

“This is the next lesson, shouldn’t we focus on this?” Phantom asks.

“Well if that’s the case we should just go over the wound healing again, I think you may have missed a spot on the apple, just wanna make sure you have it down before I hand you over again” there’s a nervousness to his voice. An uncertainty as he looks over the apple he knows is completely fine. Hell even he couldn’t do that, Swiss is more than aware when he heals wounds they come out wrong. The skin is wrinkled and scarred, a good enough solution but not the skills anyone would want when there’s a real quint around.

Phantom stares at him with a confused look, “no I didn’t, why can’t we move on? I need to have some of this at least attempted before I go back to the infirmary”

“Because I said so. I’m the one teaching you and I’m telling you you need more practice” the tone in Swiss’ voice makes them both wince. Harsh like a disappointed teacher would scold a child. He didn’t mean for it to be. Swiss mostly wanted the situation to be dropped, so he wouldn’t have to admit he didn’t know how to do the thing phantom is asking for. He doesn’t possess enough magic or knowledge to help him effectively and those thoughts, even if they’re racing through his head, are too much to admit. An innate pride in being older and more experienced, and the burning shame when you realize that your student may be better than you.

“You’re being a dick Swiss, just let me try it” phantom says with no real venom to his words. A light hearted attempt to keep the situation from tipping over a more upsetting edge that he can feel coming. He can see Swiss’ jaw clench and the way his hands ball up as he bites out his words.

“No bug. We are done for the day” Swiss closes the book and practically rips it from phantoms hands to put it away while he gawks at him in disbelief.

“Do you not trust me or something?” Phantom asks, “am I just not good enough or what?”

“I didn’t say that”

“Oh but you’re fucking showing it. I don’t understand why you’re refusing to let me finish my lesson” the tension in the room tips over as phantom hops off his stool to confront Swiss. A sad growl to his voice trying to puff his chest to the ghoul that’s probably twice his size.

“Drop it. We are done and aether will pick back up with you later” Swiss turns to leave before phantom is grabbing his arm.

“You going to tell them I fucked it up or something? Tell them how I should be placed somewhere else since you clearly don’t trust me? What is your problem?”

“Bug it’s not-“

“It’s something! I obviously did something wrong and you’re refusing to tell me what!” There’s a wrinkle to phantoms nose in an attempt to not let any tears form. He’s being a bit more dramatic than he should be he's sure but with him looking up to Swiss, the disapproval he seems to have is enough to send phantom flailing.

“You didn’t do anything”

“Yes I did! Please just-“

Phantom is cut off by Swiss crashing their lips together. Forceful and anything but the sweet kisses phantom is used to getting, no this has a rage behind it. A raw cutting edge while Swiss grabs his shoulders and tries to pull him closer.

There’s no sexuality behind it. They both barely move their heads. Simply molding their lips together while the tension fades around them,

Swiss pulls away first, “you didn’t do anything lovebug” he admits “it’s me, I’m the problem”

“What?”

“I got frustrated I couldn’t teach you anything else, my powers aren’t as strong as yours are becoming, youre flying through these lessons and I’m so proud of you” he starts “but I didn’t want you to think any less of me because I no longer can help you”

Phantom returns with a confused look, a small smile pulling at the corners of his lips “I don’t care if you can’t help me, that’s not anywhere close to why I love you” he laughs a bit “I know there’s a point where you can’t teach me, and that’s ok because I don’t want you to be my teacher forever idiot, I love you for you”

“I know, I’m sorry I was being stupid” Swiss returns the smile

“Besides, the geriatrics can be a bit stuck up about it. You’re much more fun”

#they’re idiots your honor #I thought this was sweet #hurt/comfort #the band ghost #ghost #nameless ghouls #ghost bc #wrath writes #swiss ghoul #phantom ghoul

[starstuc]

i want to beat them up (affectionately)

#nagi #reo #i hate them so much #i love them too #they’re idiots your honor #blue lock #bllk nagi #bllk reo #reo mikage #nagi seishirou

[breakfastsituation]

#digital art #fan art #drawing #grian fanart #grian #double life fanart #double life smp #double life #goodtimeswithscar #goodtimeswithscar fanart #soulmates #they’re idiots your honor