pov you are the bartender trying to explode them with your mind
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they’re amazing at this game, work together perfectly, keep talking about how easy everything is, and spend the entire time telling each other anecdotes and facts and giggling and shit talking the characters’ communication skills. genuinely the two worst people to play a divorced couple.
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motogp riders love the drama more than anyone
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the fact that thomas, who is known for his love for languages, speaks 4 languages and is dating Alastair who speaks at least 10 (that we know of)
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modern cegan au where they meet in a COD lobby while gaming and at first they talk the absolute most shit on their mics about each other while actively trying to kill the other. though eventually they end up forming an unlikely alliance when they’re forced to play on the same team for a few rounds and then suddenly they’re all buddy buddy— talking about how shit everyone else is together while demolishing other players in the lobby, together.
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holding hands like that is so unnecessary but they do it anyways
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listen, this video was just them calling each other pretty 😭 whatever happened to the roast???
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At work and apparently I’m horny. Got so hard and trying desperately to think of other things to make it go down. Can’t walk around rock solid, it’ll be too obvious 😂 ngl it does feel nice in my trousers.
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honestly, at this point , ray and top should just get a measuring tape and whip ‘em out.
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gojo glazers should be locked in a lab and given the denji treatment
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is the surprise post getting good tips? (excuse the pun) :’))
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i js wanna piss of one of those guys w fluffy hats
the soldier guys 😭 I don’t even know what they’re even called 😭😭
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Winter, The Enchanté Way
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I would be a better person if I could at least tolerate n//emma. Alas I’m seething with rage
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i hate my mom n my stepdad, i dislike them so much
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