Nothing but love and appreciation for war criminal doctor and his big himbo husband ❤️❤️✨
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Prompt 163
Danny pinched the bridge of his nose, taking a deep breath, counting to ten and then letting it out. Why was this always his luck? Alright. Okay.
Time to move again thanks to Dan pushing his body too far again, and ending up in his core. This was not how he was expecting to spend his days when he ghost-adopted his clone and sort-of son now actual son. Welp, he’ll throw a dart at the map to figure out where he’ll go next.
Hm. Well, pack up Ellie! They’re moving to a place called Smallville, you always wanted a horse, right?
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So we’re all in agreement that Fizzmodeus is Stolitz without the pain?
Like ok yes there is pain-
But these two have heard of a magical thing called ✨communication✨
UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE
Which leads to shit like this
TALK TO EACH OTHER DAMMIT
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Imagine in Shrek 5 the gang is looking for Puss cuz they need his help for the quest and there in a place when suddenly explosions go off and there’s chaos and music.
An cat laughing is ass off lands near them and is like “oh, hey guys! :3”
And everyone is just “whelp that was easy”
But then fireworks go off and cause another explosion and near them lands another cat??
Everyone is like “wtf” but Puss immediately gets heart eyes and goes “amor!!!❤️❤️❤️”
And now everyone’s mental health is going to have to deal with the fact that omg there’s two of them and where did that dog come from?
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oh. oh no. are the rat grinders acting so cagey about lucy because they have lied to themselves about what actually happened to her with the devil’s honey? is that why ivy and the others have been so goddamn weird about it? why they didn’t look for her?
oh god…does it ever wear off? what happens when it does?
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They went to an arcade!!
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Could we get a selfie of you please?
Here’s a selfie while I wait for my bus 🤭
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I fully believe that not only is shawn spencer bisexual but he’s also in love w gus but like. it’s not an angsty ‘I need to ruin this friendship before my feelings ruin it’. it’s just a personality trait. bc him & gus are already SO close. codependently close. they can hardly go a day without seeing each other, are practically psychic in the way they communicate, spend major holidays together. they’ve both had significant and fulfilling romantic relationships & have settled down. but does that change the fact that shawn would kiss gus at the drop of a hat? not at all
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You can do it!
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Dude…
This
Needs.
To be a thing.
Is all I’m saying…
So here for a Zee/Max series ya’ll 🔥
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They soon got banned for improper use of the training yard 😔
Anyway just some silly doods that got out of control. I realized that something like doing pull ups is a Farkas thing and Firien’s version of working out would be something like yoga which is where the other one came from hehe
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shang qinghua thinks he’s living in a high-stakes life-or-death master-servant drama where he’s at the whims of the gorgeous mind-numbingly sexy and completely unattainable guy that has hated him for years but who’s grown to feel some level of affection for his sneaky, cowardly, pathetic, conniving ways, and who has to eventually comes to term with the fact that he’s a powerful demon noble who may have some squishy feelings for a weak little human against his will, all while shang qinghua himself has to trick and manipulate his way into positions of power so that he can maintain his usefulness to those who he believes would otherwise throw him away
but mobei-jun is the one who thinks that they’re living out a long-term interspecies courtship opera where he may be the guy in charge, sure, but that same snivelling little human at his back is the entire foundation of his power and kingdom and the reason he’s grown to be a better lord of his territory, and his own position in this drama is as the benefactor and protector of a man who is horrifically undervalued and unappreciated by those around him, and to try and learn to make his deep-rooted and long-lasting feelings clear in the human way when he’s been billboarding his affections in his own customs for literal years without sign of reciprocation
and they’re both right
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atsushi: we’re going to win because of how well we know each other tee hee have you heard about how many times we’ve had to kill each other??
ivan, literally surgically no thoughts head empty: what no i literally could not care less
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Lae’zel: I find it hard to believe that this, ghaik, wishes to aid us without reward. I’ve never heard of them caring for anyone except their own.
Omeluum: *points to Blurg* He is my husband.
Blurg: *swishes his tail happily* And he’s mine.
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know you like a second skin
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