#they’re such a mess

[raymoo--hackery]

Assorted seishin doodles :)

#touhou #touhou project #東方 #東方project #touhou 14 #double dealing character #seija kijin #shinmyoumaru sukuna #seishin #I forget Tumblr exists wayyyy too often #I’ve been experiencing intense Seija and Shinmy brainrot recently #They’re so fucked up I love them #Shinmy really said “I can fix her” #and Seija really said “I can ruin her” #they’re such a mess #love them sm #raymooart #raymoojabber

[captain-mozzarella]

Theyre sharing recipes :)

#Hyrule and wild is my fav duo #Linked universe #They’re such a mess #dumbass duo my beloved

[anyonewestofbree]

Stretching baby makes such Shapes

#they don’t even look like babies anymore #just tiny adults #they’re such a mess #maned wolf #work tag

[justisco]

nah i know this match isn’t important but we are so bad without our key players i’m actually laughing

#they’re such a mess #the comms did say they’ve only had one training session since city #rm lb

[deadsetobsessions]

It’s been months since he’s settled into life at Wayne Manor. It’s hilarious that they don’t think he knows about their obvious nightlife (and that’s coming from someone whose hero name was just their last name spelled differently) but they don’t know anything about his own past as a vigilante. To be fair, a dimensionally displaced Ghost King wasn’t really on the board for reasonable guesses. Danny Fenton blinked innocently at Duke, blue eyes watery and oh-so-trusting of his adopted older brother when Duke claimed that his bruising came from getting caught in Ivy’s attack on the busses today.

(“Oh my god he’s so trusting and pure what the hell?” He heard Steph whisper to Dick, who nodded emphatically.)

“Oh man, you should get some rest. You guys are seriously unlucky, you know? Do you need to go to the hospital?” Danny asked Duke, his core trilling as he allowed himself to fuss over a member of his ‘fraid.

“Nah, man. I’m good. I think I’ll take a nap and sleep it off.”

“Okay. Oh, here!” Danny fumbled for his bag, grabbing his prescribed pain meds- for his chronic pain, but they don’t actually do anything for him since his ectoplasm burns away most of it- and handed it to Duke. “Take one, and only one. Those bruises look nasty.”

And then Danny gave him the puppy dog eyes and Duke folded, because Danny knew that he wasn’t supposed to hand his meds out but these situations were kind of the reason he claimed chronic pain to being with (even if it was true and his hands shook with aftershocks).

“Thanks, Danny. I feel like death warmed over.”

Danny laughed, the opportunity to mess with the family sparking in his head. “Yeah, I’ve died before. Wouldn’t recommend it.”

With that, Danny threw Duke an easy going smile and walked towards his room, bag on his back.

From his peripherals, Danny watched Jason drop his bowl of snacks, Dick’s pale face, and the concerned and shocked look of everyone else. Except Damian, who just kind of scowled thoughtfully. Tim looked like he was going to rip Danny apart like an interesting puzzle, Cass sat up straight (and he made sure every micro expression he caught on others stayed unconcerned on his own body), and Duke froze.

He snickered- well out of regular earshot- as whispers and whispered shouts rung out after he left the room.

He can’t wait to drop the “I know you’re vigilantes” bomb on them. It’ll be hilarious.

#danny phantom #dc x dp #tim drake #dick grayson #duke thomas #Danny is ghost king #Danny messes with the bat fam by trauma dumping #he’s like I’ll drop lore as a prank #but he actually got attached and is sharing trauma as a form of trust #bruce wayne #batman #batfam #those baby blues #Danny uses puppy dog eyes #it’s super effective #they think he’s the most normal #they’re (heh) dead wrong

[jackies-ear]

Ugh I need to get my gel polish removed (and maybe redone) bc it’s chipping everywhere and looks a fucking mess but I slammed my finger in the gym locker door yesterday and have a huge fucking cut right along one of my nails so I’m gonna have to wait like another week for it to heal bc I can’t get nail polish remover on it

But my nails are so messy…….

#bc it’s gel I have to soak it off so I can’t even do it at home instead #bc I still have to sit w remover on my nails for like 10 mins #ugh #they’re such a mess #bc they started chipping too quick #getting my nails done has become my ‘treat yo self’ habit #but then this happens lol

[st-hedge]

Weird angry dude (I said I’d try to animate those eyes on fierce deity, so I did my best)

#loz #legend of zelda #fierce deity #majora’s mask #loz mm #I spent a day messing with procreate dreams #it’s a good app for £20 but I don’t think anyone’s gonna make a film on this #unless they’re absolutrly batshir #which I expect someone is gonna be

[rust-berrie]

them and their birds <3 (happy 8th anniversary to stardew valley!!!)

#my husband (emily) #and my wife (shane) #stardew valley #sdv #stardew valley fanart #stardew valley art #sdv fanart #sdv shane #stardew valley shane #shane stardew valley #stardew shane #sdv emily #stardew valley emily #emily stardew valley #stardew emily #my art #this was supposed to b a trio thing with eli (my farmer) bc he keeps pigeons/doves #but i felt too cringe to share it lol #just know they’re a bird trio #i messed up so bad on emily’s rendering oopsies #IM SO EXCITED FOR THE UPDATE YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

[frownyalfred]

I don’t think the other batkids give Damian enough shit for calling himself the “blood son.”

like what do you mean you’re proud of being related to that man? Bruce can’t maintain an emotional conversation for more than two seconds, drinks raw egg yolks, and walks into walls after not sleeping for 72 hours. he keeps flirting with his enemies and knows every Jeopardy answer before the prompt is fully read and he ruins it for everyone by saying it out loud every time. him????

#jk jk #said lovingly #Damian and the batkids need to mess around like real siblings #which means Damian says that and they’re not hurt #they just start laughing and giving him shit #like sure that’s Batman #but that’s also BRUCE #bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily #batdad #batfam #thoughts

[locusfandomtime]

there they are… the hermit crabs

#not really sure what the point of making this was I just got an idea and thought it was funny #locus fandom time #not gonna tag individual characters because I’d feel bad lol #hermitblr #hermitcraft #shitpost #if you don’t know who’s who they’re in alphabetical order btw #edit: the alphabetical order is a bit messed up because it’s based off the website which has 50% nicknames 50% full usernames #sorry! scar is after Ren and beef is before Wels and Jev is after iskall

[exo-dus404]

Finally posting this AU here;

It’s 1 year anniversary of this AU!!

CW: This au contains general dark themes, brainwashing, non-consensual body modification, violence, machine gore, etc. please read at your own risk!

This is my rw au(Project Triple Affirmation), it takes place in a setting where the Ancients are still alive. One day, Looks to the Moon announces that she has found the Triple Affirmative—the answer to the Great Problem: to eliminate death by uploading all consciousnesses to a virtual reality, for without death, there is no rebirth, thereby breaking the cycle. She sees herself as the savior of everything, granting an ethereal eternity.

To put it into simpler words: Moon with her local group killing everything and uploading their victim’s consciousness to FP’s processor(a virtual reality).

While Moon claims that her plan “Solves” the Great Problem, her real agenda is far more radical: she wants to play god. To create a new world in her vision.

There’s still a lot more lore in this au, I’ll slowly get to them in my later posts.

#rain world #rainworld iterator #looks to the moon #five pebbles #seven red suns #gazing stars #rainworld fanart #no significant harassment #rain world au #rw au #rw iterator #Project Triple Affirmation #yeah that’s the au name #三重肯定AU #I had this au for a year and there’s like 200+ppl currently working on it with me #There’s so many lore I don’t know how I can get’em here without messing something up fr #I think there’s like 1500 fanarts of this au but they’re all on Chinese sites #rw oc #rainworld oc #Fanarts are very much appreciated and please tag me! #I will scream incoherently #for real

[astrobei]

he’s very tired after his surprise party btw

#happy birthday to mike one of my characters of all time fr #u already know how i feel about him so i will keep it short and sweet #thank u for consistently allowing me to crack ur head open like an egg and mess around with the insides #sigh. but like fr #happy mike day 🥳 !! #here’s to many more mike fics from me #ur local mike wheeler enthusiast #(see pfp for reference) #also pssssst #they’re wearing each others clothes pspspspsps #not that it’s rly relevant i just thought u shd know #bc i created this and i said so #mike wheeler #will byers #byler #/astro draws #creating an art tag which is maybe presumptuous of me we’ll see how often it gets used

[dogerbooger]

Some Hermit gals………..what more can I say

#Trying to mess around with colors and designs #I know they’re not crazy or really out there but eh big pieces are never really my thing haha #also yes I’m giving Cleo an Oscar the grouch makeover don’t worry about it #also before ANYONE ASKS I’m not leaving Pearl out on purpose #I just have drawn way more of her than I bargained for and that will be it’s on post (pun unintended) #hermitcraft s10 spoilers #hermitcraft fanart #hermitcraft season 10 #hc fanart #hc #hc10 #mcyt fanart #mcyt #Zombiecleo #zombiecleo fanart #stressmonster101 #stressmonster fanart #geminitay #geminitay fanart #falsesymmetry #falsesymmetry fanart

[the-meme-monarch]

they weren’t kidding that frisk someone can sure strange

anyway so the “see you in the next hell, losers” is inspired by this video ! it made me Think. undertale was their first hell(possessed by the SOUL), deltarune is their current hell(wants the SOUL back)

and the “try as you might, you continue to be yourself” is from when you get a second red flag in Ball Game in undertale ! thought it’d be ironic since. theyre kinda not acting like themself since they don’t have the SOUL anymore. not that they even really know who they were without it

also knight chara is here

#the art gallery #deltarune #strange someone frisk #knight chara #has it been long enough that I should reexplain ssfrisk. it’s my theory substantiated by absolutely nothing #undertale ​frisk is the ‘strange someone’(as described by seam) who fucked up jevil (and spamton) #bc they were the playable character in ut and they’re know aware how their life was a video game. they got locked out of undertales univers #bc of the ‘I have places to be’ ending. they got introduced into the deltarune universe bc the game isn’t complete #they want to go home + the SOUL back bc they literally dont remember their life before falling into mt ebott #and well without the SOUL now their life is kind of A Mess. I mean look they don’t have it anymore and now they’re a villain /jokey

[deadsetobsessions]

“Tim. Timmy. Ancients, kid, what are you doing?!”

Danny Phantom smacked away the instinctual terror of seeing an eight year old dangling out of a third story window.

“I gotta go take pictures of Batman and Robin! They’re out tonight!”

Danny thought that his barely healed vivisection wound might bust open from the sheer stress.

“Setting aside how you even know the patrol schedule of honest to god vigilantes, why’d you choose the window? The house is literally empty, just walk out the front door, for Ancient’s sake.”

Tim paused, a motion Danny was overwhelmingly thankful for, and blinked sheepishly.

“Um… for the aesthetic?”

Danny allowed the silence to settle between them before dropping his head into his waiting hands. Tim panicked.

“You- you can’t stop me!”

And yeah, Danny really can’t. In the months he’s been mooching off of the Drakes (not that they’ll notice), Danny’s learned that Tim Drake is nothing but relentless in the pursuit of whatever he sets his mind on. Whether thet might be putting hot chocolate in his cereal (which Danny doesn’t actually mind) or, apparently, stalking a pair of vigilantes.

He wanted to hack into the library cameras? Danny had to hover just to make sure the kid didn’t get caught after arguing for an hour about it.

He walked out of that argument with a loss, yes, but he also let Tim know that Danny cared about him. Danny also walked out of that argument with a new hatred for Janet and Jack Drake and his mind (just as diabolical as Tim’s) whirring with plans to haunt them.

Tim is never ever introducing his new little brother to Tucker. Ever.

“Okay. I don’t want to see you take unnecessary risks, but I’m also aware that I can’t really stop you. So. I’ll go with you.”

Maybe this is like… Tim’s obsession? When he put it that way, Danny lost the fight to prevent this tiny kid from what clearly is the only joy in his poor life.

“But…!” Tim’s eyes darted to Danny’s chest, the vivisection scars still fresh in his mind.

“They’re healed.” Danny pulled his dumbass little brother off the window sill, core settling as Tim follows willingly. “I’ll make us invisible and fly with you behind Batman and Robin so you can get even better shots. You can’t make any noise, though. That camera got a shutter sound, right?”

“Yeah!” Tim’s face brightened and Danny melted. He shoved a bottle of the (incredibly stinky but helpful in a pinch) ecto contaminated tap water into a backpack, along with some snacks and a blanket for when Tim gets cold. Danny’ll be fine, he’s got a Space Core. The cold his kind of his thing.

“Cool. We’ll stay out of earshot. If things starts to get too dicey, we’re heading home, okay?”

“Okay!” The look Tim shot him is full of trust and adoration and it makes Danny’s human heart squeeze painfully. “C’mon! I don’t want to be late!”

“We need to talk about your stalking tendencies later,” Danny said fondly.

“I’m not stalking them! I’m observing them!”

“Uh-huh,” Danny drawled, picking Tim up and making them intangible and invisible. “They’re not a bird observatory and also, even the birds in the observatory knows they’re being watched. Batman and Robin clearly doesn’t.”

Danny felt more than saw Tim’s pout.

He laughs as they fly just below the Gotham-brand of toxic smog. He waves to the City’s Spirit as Tim cranes his head around to catch sight of Batman and Robin.

“There!”

Danny obliged. With Danny’s flight, Tim got much better- much closer- photos than he would have originally.

Danny hung back as the pair of vigilantes swooped down to take care of a mugging.

“Wanna mess with them?” He grinned down at his little brother, canines glinting.

Tim looked up at him, admiration and mischievousness in his gaze. “Yes.”

Gotham parted her clouds in response to their glee.

——

Dick Grayson, AKA Robin, finally understood why criminals are so creeped out by him.

Other than the whole flippy child kicking grown people’s asses and winning thing, obviously (that, and Batman loomed menacingly behind him everytime a criminal even looked at Robin wrong).

Batman had picked up on it first, but the for entirety of their patrol, they kept hearing eerie little giggles and laughter. Haunting them. Never distracting. But persistent. And so creepy. He got goosebumps.

“B, I wanna go home.”

“Hm.” That’s a resounding yes if Dick’s ever heard one.

Maybe Alfred can chase away the giggles and chuckles.

Robin shudders and follows the Bat home.

——

Danny lowered the temperature as he held Tim up near Batman’s cowl so his brother could giggle menacingly. He knew for a fact that any recording device would get completely cram led by the sheer output of ambient ectoplasm he’s emitting. Plus, it freaked Robin out and raised the hairs on the back of the vigilantes’ heads. He tones it down when he noticed Tim rubbing his hands together.

He let out a quiet laugh, enjoying the flight with his brother in his arm and the light of the stars (thanks, Gotham) at his back.

——

Danny: oh, this kid’s got an Obsession, gotta let him do it safely, he’s a liminal from all that tap water

Danny: *forgets Tim isn’t a ghost nor is he from Amity and is therefore extremely breakable*

——

Danny and Tim: doing crime is a good bonding activity

Batman and Robin, who wants to say no it isn’t but they’re literally a pair of illegal vigilantes:

——

Dick as Robin: *cackles*

Tim, learning habits from stalking them: *giggles*

Gotham Criminals: *fear*

#danny phantom #bamf danny phantom #dick grayson #tim drake is a menace #tim drake #baby tim drake #Tim Drake is a little shit #Danny Phantom is a little shit #they’re messing with the bats #and getting away with it #inspired by dick’s iconic Robin cackle #that creepy lil shit #i love them your honor #they’re brothers your honor #Gotham’s F grade tap water #thanks scarecrow #Gotham’s tap water #dc x dp #dp x dc

[bi-pisces07]

Imagine in Shrek 5 the gang is looking for Puss cuz they need his help for the quest and there in a place when suddenly explosions go off and there’s chaos and music.

An cat laughing is ass off lands near them and is like “oh, hey guys! :3”

And everyone is just “whelp that was easy”

But then fireworks go off and cause another explosion and near them lands another cat??

Everyone is like “wtf” but Puss immediately gets heart eyes and goes “amor!!!❤️❤️❤️”

And now everyone’s mental health is going to have to deal with the fact that omg there’s two of them and where did that dog come from?

#I hc that puss and kitty have the potential to be the most chaotic gremlins together #they’re having an good time messing with the governor #and the crew are all having aneurisms #plsplspls I need them all to reunite in Shrek 5 #puss is smitten with kitty and I stand by that fact #absolutely whipped malewife #bi4bi couple #puss is me with my partners #puss in boots #Shrek #shrek franchise #puss in boots the last wish #puss in boots 2 #shrek 5 #puss #kitty softpaws #perrito