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tei-to-tei · 4 months

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December 6 - Pillow Fort

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closeups under cut:

#rottmnt #rise fanart #rise of the tmnt #ignore the wonky shadows im already struggling jsfklsf #the urge to copy/paste that one familyguy dead pose as pillow fight aftermath is strong #i'd like to think donnie trips right after and they're both down for the count u_u RIP #sunset duo be chilling #disaster duo be... disaster-ing #they're all just so SIBLING your honor #tei's dec23 #teidoodle

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magicomens · 1 month

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Hehehe amazing comic as always! Love seeing Arthur be like "ugh reading, words are confusing and I've lost everyone."

only for Crowley to turn around and be like "You *do* still have someone and they have waited CENTURIES for you. Stop your bloody pity party you prat" xD

Can't wait to see what happens next, all the love and take care! <3

-C

The funny thing for me is that ALL FOUR of them feel some amount of envy for each other, like

Merlin wishes he'd spent all those miserable lonely years with Arthur, like Aziraphale and Crowley did

Aziraphale is jealous that Merlin and Arthur can be together without the We're Supposed to Be Enemies bit (they just need to understand it)

Crowley sees Arthur being in A Situation not too different from his fall from Heaven - but with company - as lucky

And Arthur doesn't know yet, but he's gonna see Aziracrow being free from rules and expectations, and get the gender envy

#asks #C anon #tldr they're all disaster your honor

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usiel21 · 7 months

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Dramatic Wenclair.

Wednesday Depressed: (Plays a haunting perfect rendition of Max Richter's "On the nature of Daylight"

Wednesday: Life has no meaning without her, without her there is no daylight, nor the coming of spring, or the rising of moon, there is no blossom or withering that could replace the dreadful hole she left in my cold, dead heart.

Yoko: (Who has just watched Wednesday in her tangent and performance whilst sat in their dorm) For fuck sake Enid has only been gone ten minutes!

Wednesday: (Dramatically) And yet I fear that for each minute that passes I am rendered undone, I fear whereupon she returns, my despair may have consumed me.

Yoko:(Mumbling)...Christ and here I thought Enid was dramatic (Door Opens) Enid: Hey guys! I'm back!

Wednesday: Enid...

Enid: (Tearing up) I really missed you!

Yoko: (Watching this disaster take place Enid sobbing and Wednesday hugging her tightly) Honestly surprised you two aren't already married.

Enid: My dress is being delivered on Monday!

Wednesday: Mine is already in the closet. I planned to cover it in the blood of Enid's enemies.

Enid (With Heart Eyes) YOU WERE!?

Wednesday: Of course (Reaching out to gently cup Enid's face in a ghost of a touch) I must protect that which is most precious to me.

Enid: (On the verge of tears again) Oh Wends...

Yoko: (Grimacing) Oh God... right i'm out this is too gay even for me

Neither of them notice as Yoko walks out, fake retching

#wenclair #wednesday x enid #enid x wednesday #they're gay your honor #incorrect quotes #disaster lesbian

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goldenamaranthe-blog · 6 months

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Blake and or weiss meet yang/rubys parents for the first time. Was thinking something similar to the goodnight kiss story, but do what you want lol. I ain't gonna force you to do anything.

Hey, @chaosbloot! I think I got something for this.

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Goodnight Kiss in Vacuo pt. 2

Shade Academy

Blake: (tossing and turning in bed) Can't sleep... (glances at the door to the bedroom and bites her lip as she watches shadows pass underneath the door) No. No. It's too soon for that. We didn't even technically share a bed at Jaune's house in the Ever After.

Yang: (muffled laughter on the other side of the door along with two other voices)

Blake: But it was nice being so close.... (remembers the warm, floaty feeling she got from sleeping within close proximity to Yang)

Blake's Heart: (butterflies and warmth and floaty feeling with warm fuzzies) Go get our girl already!!!

Blake: Okay. Okay. Okay. I'll go ask. (Takes a deep breath and peeks out the door into the little dormatory common room)

Yang: (wheezing with laughter) No way! Qrow, you never told us that you wore the school skirt for a week when you were a student!

Qrow: Your dad told me it was a kilt!

Raven: Don't put all the blame on Tai, Qrow. Summer played along with it.

Qrow: You're just mad that my legs looked better than yours in that skirt.

Raven: Hardly the case now. I don't think those pasty white legs of yours have seen the light of day since then.

Yang: (laughing so hard she's crying silently and goes to wipe a tear when she notices Blake standing in the doorway) Hey, babe! Sorry, are we keeping you up?

Blake: Oh! No. Not at all. I just noticed that it was getting late and you hadn't come- GONE! Hadn't gone... to bed.

Raven & Qrow: (arch an eyebrow with a smirk at the slip and glance at each other)

Yang: (oblivious) I'll go to bed here in a minute. I was catching up with Qrow and hearing how Raven came around to help.

Raven: (gives Qrow a look of: "Can you believe this kid?")

Qrow: (exchanges with a look of: "She has Tai's obliviousness and your romance disasterdom. What do you expect?")

Raven: (rolls her eyes and stares pointedly at Blake) Hey, if you want to sleep with Yang, you're better off asking her directly instead of beating around the bush.

Blake: (blushes and steam billows out of her ears)

Yang: (blushes and sits ramrod straight) U-Uh... Blake?

Blake: Yes!

Yang: Did you... want to share a bed?

Blake: (ears flicker as her eyes flit between everyone in the room) I... wouldn't be opposed....

Qrow: Do you want to sleep with my niece or not?

Blake: Not like that!!! (Balks) Not yet anyway!!! (Gags at her words) I MEAN!!! YES!!! I would like to share a bed with Yang! (Turns to Yang) When are you coming to bed?!

Yang: (a flustered and blushing mess) I'll be there in five minutes!

Blake: Okay!

Yang: Okay!

Blake: I love you!

Yang: I love you too!

Blake: (stomps over to Yang in embarrassment, kisses her cheek, and sprints back into her bedroom)

Yang: (eyes flicking between red and lilac from embarrassment)

Raven: You were right. I do like her. I was a little worried after spying around post fall of Beacon.

Qrow: Told you. (Drinks his decaf coffee) Better get going, Firecracker. Your lady awaits.

Yang: (stammers and sputters) Right! Uh! Goodnight! (Trips over the chair as she rushes to the bedroom)

Raven: (sips her tea after the door slams closed) I give them six months before they're talking about marriage.

Qrow: I'll see your six months and put my money on our little Firecracker asking.

Raven: Please. That little shadow is clearly a woman who knows what she wants. My money is on the Faunus.

#bumbleby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #rwby #rwby crack post #vacuo #raven branwen #qrow branwen #goodnight kiss #shenanigans #lesbian disaster yang xiao long everyone #bisexual biohazard blake belladonna folks #they're both lovestruck idiots your honor

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softiedingo · 5 months

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ok so even with Loki showing up to the rescue in the best knight in shining armor style, stopping his good-hearted partner from committing murder, knowing his favorite food, defending him when someone said he couldn't go eat that delicious pie, tried to look good enough to go talk to him and complete his sentences, you still dare to tell me that Loki isn't a gay disaster for that workaholic dilf aka Mobius? like, are you really sure? because all I see are two gays in love with each other

#loki season 2 #loki s2 #loki spoilers #loki #loki laufeyson #mobius #mobius m mobius #lokius #tom hiddleston #owen wilson #loki the gay disaster #mobius the workaholic dilf #they're gay your honor #they're gay AND in love for each other

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penultimatestalematewithdeath · 1 year

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Artemis Fowl contains multitudes. Yes he is trans. He’s also cis. He is gay. He’s straight. He is asexual. Also bi. Actually, he’s aromantic. He’s whatever gender/sexuality will win him the argument. His parents are also queer. They’re also cishet. He came out seven times before he was seven years old, and he also didn’t know gay people were a thing until he was twelve. As soon as he caught wind of the (fairy or human) public speculating his gender/sexuality he decided he was going to make it the most difficult thing for any of them to figure out because it’s none of their business and he’s got to find something fun to do now that crime is (mostly) off limits.

#artemis fowl #something about him had gender tho #artemis fowl transed my gender #I love giving him the same whats a gay person upbringing I had #but... also v much enjoy his parents being queer disasters #they're t4t your honor #and he's their trans gay son

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ilikebooksmoviesseriesandanime · 8 months

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At these moments, realizations struck them...

That Henry just kissed (and more) the person he's been fancying for years that happens to be the world's most animated, irritating person

And that Alex just spent a weekend with the guy he calls the world's rudest entitled person at the summer house of his family

Yes, your honor, and to the people of this planet, the Prince and the First Son have truly completely fallen harder to each other than the 75k, 10ft wedding cake

#red white and royal blue #rwrb movie #rwrb spoilers #firstprince #alex claremont diaz #prince henry fox mountchristen windsor #nicholas galitzine #taylor zakhar perez #huge cake disaster scandal turn into the greatest romcom enemies to friends to lovers story #they're in love your honor #they're in love <3

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mycreativityislow · 1 year

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Me: I don't have a favorite sibling dynamic, what the heck are you talking about?

Also Me:

The mature younger sibling who pretends to dislike their older sibling because of how they act,

And their reckless older sibling who's trying to loosen them up and make sure they enjoy life, but will act more mature when the situation is serious

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galaxysharks · 7 months

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"Okay, you and Maddox have been texting nonstop. Is there anything you like to tell me?"

"Actually it's Big Red, my boyfriend, if you recall"

Girl, if you recall

#hsmtmts #hsmtmts maddox #high school musical the musical the series #hsm the series #hsmtmts season 4 #ashlyn caswell #madlyn #your honor they're stupid #queer ass disaster in this highschool #Carlos was so over it #“ew girl”

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asteroidblocking · 1 year

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Two versions of the same drawing idk which i like more tbh.

#rise of the tmnt #tmnt 2018 #rottmnt #raphael #donatello #leonardo #michelangelo #they're family your honor #tmnt #disaster twins #sunset duo #idk what else to tag #im kinda dumb

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theragingaviator · 6 months

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Veronica, an NPC in a game I'm in and also Annette's girlfriend🥰

#art #dungeons and dragons #dnd #fantasy #romani #bard #she's very social and charismatic and her girlfriend is an autistic disaster #they're lesbians your honor

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gayastrophilehistoryfreak · 4 months

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What if Sirius and Remus duet this cause they're just overthinking stuff. (Honestly, this is kind of related to me and that boy we will call Paris.)

Remus: "This could be a disaster, there's so many factors"

Remus: "Like, what if you freak out and then we're losin' it all"

Sirius: "At the critical chapter where I say, "I love you""

Sirius: "And you don't say it after"

Remus: "This could be a disaster, I'm pedaling backwards"

Sirius: "By saying that I'm drunk, I really shouldn't have called"

Sirius: "I'm a little bit plastered, you call me a liar"

Remus: "Now I'm fallin' in faster"

Both: "This could be a disaster"

#wolfstar #remus x sirius #remus being remus #everyone is gay #sirius being sirius #they're gay your honor #so hot and sexy #overthinking #conan gray #Disaster by Conan #wolfstar is canon #remus loves sirius

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goldenamaranthe-blog · 8 months

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This is something that happens after a few years of Blake and Yang being a couple and knowing their boundaries. Nothing is really being forced.

Yang: (adjusting her tie) Hey, Babe. Can you help me with this thing-gah....

Blake: (wearing a backless dress) Hmm?

Yang: (dumbstruck) Wow.... You look... Amazing.

Blake: Well. Thank you. You're looking rather dashing yourself.

Yang: Mmhmm... (steps closer to Blake)

Blake: Ah-Ah-Ah! (pulls Gambol Shroud out of the dresser and points it at Yang) No. Down, girl. I know that look, and I can't afford to be late to this dinner.

Yang: (holds hands out in a grabing motion and whimpers) But-But-But... pretty lady deserves kisses.

Blake: (can't help but smile) No.

Yang: (steps forward)

Blake: (pulls GS back so it doesn't rip Yang's shirt) Nooo.

Yang: (takes one more step forward and puts her hands on Blake’s hips)

Blake: (drops GS and puts a finger on Yang’s lips with a giggle) Yang!

Yang: (puppy eyes)

Blake: Okay, one kiss.

Yang: Yay! (Kisses)

Blake: (kisses) Yang.

Yang: (kiss-kiss-kiss-kiss-kiss-kiss-)

Blake: (Falls back on the bed with a girlish giggle as she keeps up with all of Yang’s kisses) Yang, come on. Oh!~ Maybe a few minutes~