#they're a menace

[astronomergrump]

when I find u floofty, it's on sight. YOU HEAR ME IT'S ON FUCKING SIGHT

Floofty as a human except I couldn't be bothered to give them a lab coat and draw full body

Also crap I'm late to floofty Friday

#bugsnax #art #bugsnak #bugsnax fanart #floofty fizzlebean #bugsnax floofty #floofty friday #Bastard #They're a menace #i hate floofty #bugsnax floofty fizzlebean

[crazydaymycrazyway]

Yerim: Oh come on, what's the problem with taking a look around?

Yoojin, pointing at Hyunjae, Riette, Yoohyun and the rest of the S classes: With this group?? Clearly you haven't been paying attention

#the s classes that i raised #bak yerim #han yoojin #sung hyunjae #riette #han yoohyun #the s classes #they're a menace #incorrect quotes

[duusheen]

*sigh* 😔

#ts4 gameplay #ts4 legacy challenge #ts4 challenge #they're a menace #please i can't believe he's a dad now 😦 #in my mind he is still that guy who didn't know what to do with his life and kept jumping from girl to girl 😫 #pollock legacy #ts4 screenshots #gen3 #rowena pollock #winona pollock #leif pollock

[seers-ask]

The usual one, right?

I guess you know what I wanna say about drinking lots of coffee, hmm?

That would be wonderful.

...you want to say that it's fine and there's no problem with my caffeine addiction, right?

#redacted morgan #redacted rp #i'm absolutely drawing inspiration from someone i know #they're a menace

[nellie-the-toad]

men are only good for one thing:

gender envy :)

#credits to my sib #they're a menace #genderqueer #lesbian #sapphic #lgbtqia+ #queer #gender envy

[ellaandtheocean]

In another edition of cetaceans breaching, I present to you my beloved Hector's/Māui's Dolphin, (Cephalorhyncus hectori). Every photo of these little guys jumping out of the water is equally adorable and chaotic and I love them for that.

What is even going on here?

They're leapin'.

#I know that dolphins are getting cancelled for being a menace to everything else in the ocean #but personally I have my doubts about the Hector's and Māui's dolphins #look at them #they can't even jump in a coordinated way #unfortunately they're also very endangered #cetaceans #marine life #marine biology #dolphins #cephalorhyncus #cephalorhyncus my beloved

[demonaria]

what if i just start posting about my ocs like they're from an actual piece of media and im a fan of it. what if i make fake fan accounts. what if a girlboss gaslight everyone into thinking they're from a real piece of media that's definitely been written and is not just sitting in some motherfucker's google docs. what then.

#goncharovs my ocs into existence #im just desperate #i NEED people to thirst after the non binary demon #they're a menace #ocs #writing #girlboss gaslight #aye #demonaria says

[brewed-pangolin]

I've seen a good amount of 'If Soap were a dog, he'd be a golden retriever' or 'Soap has golden retriever boyfriend energy' on this hellsite. And as much as I can respect it, I'm going to have to politely disagree.

Because as vocal and stubborn as that sonofabitch is, that man exudes nothing but Scottish deranged husky energy and I will die on this hill defending it.

Soap gif credit @deadunderorbit

#Scottish deranged husky #soap squad™️ #look up the personality traits of a husky #they're spot on with this menace #johnny soap mactavish #john soap mactavish #soap mactavish #john mactavish #call of duty #cod #im going insane y'all im sorry

[zharizard666]

they give me these vibes

#phil is a menace #i feel weird posting doodles of two millenial man #like #i wasn't really into dan and phil as a teenager (was too busy laughing my ass off to fernanfloo and elrubius) #they're so funny tho! #phandom #phanart #funny how we all sharing these tags with the danny phantom fandom #dan and phil #dnpgames

[phanerozoicfossilgardener]

NEW WORLD NEW LLAMA GUY

#THEY'RE A MENACE #minecraft #someone get rid of them

[yanagiineko]

i drew a quick sketch of Shadow Milk as a distraction for myself to not cry cuz i did not get Lily's costume after using all my rainbow cubes LMAO

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #cookie run fanart #fanart #cookie run ovenbreak #crk #crob #my art #art #shadow milk cookie #they're just a menace i love them

[megsamforever]

I'm reading through the Jinlan City tag for SVSSS on AO3 again (because canon divergences for that are one of my favorite things) and I love that so many authors agree that the best way to fix things is for Shen Qingqiu and/or Luo Binghe to simply burst into tears.

#honestly one of my favorite tropes and I will never be tired of it #they're both going about it the wrong way in canon #luo binghe is angry and slightly menacing #which does NOT help matters when shen qingqiu is terrified of him #so having one of them burst into tears is perfect #because it completely disarms the other and helps them figure out that the situation isn't what they thought #bingqiu #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #svsss

[little-pondhead]

Return of the Fenton Menace! Can you guess who is saying what?

"Pose for the camera, everyone!"

"Let me hold your goggles."

"You look silly, daddy."

"He does, doesn't he?"

"Come on, guys! I want to go punch the Joker before it's time to go home!"

"LET ME GO, PUNY HUMANS!!"

"Shut up, Dan."

#doodles from a pond #danny phantom #dpxdc #the fenton menace #supervillain danny au #i switched a few things up about their design #can you spot the differences? #they set a city on fire #which city? idk #but clockwork wants them home before the sun goes down #and they're definitely pushing it #Fenton wants a group picture though #i am practicing my backgrounds #but i refuse to shade #fuck shading

[mushtoons]

how does the ice thing factor in that au?

they're best friends!!! they call each other gunther 💕

#HEHEHEHEHE #they're so silly #they share a half a braincell and half the time they forget it at home #they're menaces 💕 #adventure time #ice king #ice thing #mycel doodles #make room for ice king au

[naffeclipse]

I've been musing over a few thoughts inspired by this ask about a mafia-ish style of Apex Polarity without it being too close to Pearl Eye, and after watching a few videos of Orcas hunting their prey (which included dolphins), landed on a sort of Mafia inspired Apex Polarity AU

Also not to add another Y/N to Orclipse's growing collection but this Y/N is a white-beaked dolphin. Look! They're so beautiful!

Sirens are cunning, brutal, and take everything with teeth and claws. The strongest kill and maim at a whim. As a siren who's not particularly strong, though incredibly agile, with a tail streamlined and dark gray with white patches, fins curved and mostly black, you're somewhere at the bottom. You're doing your best to survive and avoid trouble. You pick your battles and you pick your escapes, and most importantly, you stay alive.

But then you do something really stupid: you venture where you shouldn't have.

You don't usually swim so far up north but you're hungry, and the thought of a few tasty squids distracts you from the silent waters and vast, blue emptiness. You realize a bit too late that you're not the only one hunting.

You catch the first orca siren in the distance as a dark figure, and then another. Two who immediately cut through the water, charging straight for you like shadows. Though you turn tail and bolt, you quickly spot them in the corner of your vision. They easily keep pace, their size and strength overwhelming as they flank you on both sides, wide grins flashing their deadly teeth. You can hardly look at the mismatched color of their eyes as you dodge and weave, diving down only to be cut off by one with midnight blue colors at the tip of his flukes, and shooting off to the left just to almost be snatched by the black-bone claws of a siren with bright yellow fins framing his head.

They're toying with you. You know that for a fact in how they just barely keep back, corraling you onwards, draining your already spent energy, and picking at your panicking pulse. You have no choice but to avoid the edges of their jaws and the tips of their talons, and swim in the direction they want.

You near a field of ice floes floating on the water, and though you cut into the jagged structures dipping into the sea, the orca sirens never lose you. A desperate need for air pushes you onward. One small drop of hope still burns in your chest. Despite the aching of your muscles, you steal a gulp of oxygen and dip back down once more, charging away—

Only to run smack into a third orca siren.

This one grabs you, his burning red and orange colors filling your vision. The other two orcas join to help their kin keep you in place long enough for you to truly regret ever venturing here. Between the three of what you can only assume are brothers, hands hooked over you shoulders, claws clutching your wrists, and palms pressing into your hips, you're a fish caught in a net.

You brace for a voilent end. It never arrives. Instead of digging into your sweet meat, the sirens offer you a deal. The tips of sharp fingertips trace your jawline and the soft inside of your arms and down your slick tail while they explain.

You keep watch for human ships and report back when they're getting close, and in exchange, you get the best food you can imagine, the entire Arctic Ocean to swim, and anything else you'd like. The best benefit? You're under their protection. Of course, they expect utter loyalty from you. You are no one else's. Failure to devote yourself to this work and the brothers would mean a grisly fate, but hey, you're nothing if not eager to not be torn apart. So you agree.

You have a few questions about this whole arrangement, struggling to understand why they, powerful orca sirens, bother with a smaller fish like you when they could rip you limb from limb and be done. What's with the human ships? Why task you to this? Are you just fodder so they can keep their fins nice and unscabbed? They reassure you that they'll explain in due time (the sunny one booping your nose, much to your chagrin), but for now, all you know to know is that the human ships are a problem, and you are their solution for it. You've never really encountered humans before, but they've never really encountered sirens, or so you thought.

The burning red one lets you go, but you don't slip away too far before he tugs on your flukes and tells you to follow him. It's not a request. The darker blue one leaves for a moment, jetting away as the other two guide you to a nice resting place on an icy shore. They introduce themselves, and then their brother reappears with a squid in hand, half dead, and an insistence that you eat—they could tell during the chase that you didn't have all your energy.

And that's how you unwittingly join a very powerful pod of orca brothers who may or may not be teasing and taunting you simultaneously.

#finally have a dolphin y/n (i know orcas and belugas are dolphins but this one is more 'traditional') #anyways #eclipse: join our aquatic mafia #y/n: and if i don't? #sun: we'll finish what we started #moon: and eat you :) #y/n: ...hard to say no to an offer like that #mostly it's the boys flustering y/n relentlessly because they think it's funny and you're just so cute when you try to hide your blushing #and not totally because they're catching feelings #they're all menaces your honor #y/n is just trying to get by and now they're stuck (protected) here #apex polarity #freaking idk what to call it #let's just go with #sleeping with the fishes #<<< au name let's go #also sun and moon are here! They're not babies this time! #naff writing #dolphin!reader #orca!sun #orca!moon #orca!eclipse

[hawkinsbnbg]

Steve: Hey, where's Eddie and Robin?

Dustin: They're just over here– Argh shit, we lost them to the crowd again!

Lucas: How can we find them? There are too many people here!

Erica: I know a way.

Lucas & Dustin: What way?

Steve: I don't feel good about this...

Erica: Just watch me, losers.

Erica: Steve Harrington fucking sucks!

Steve: Wha–

Eddie & Robin from an Italian ice cream vendor: Who the fuck is talking???!! You piece of fucking shit–

Erica: There they are.

Fun fact: The trick always works perfectly with everyone. One time, they even found Erica when she was gunning for the person who had insulted Lucas. Needless to say, Dustin had *died* in cold blood.

#steddie #steve is a sweetheart #erica is a menace #dustin & lucas are scared for their lives #eddie & robin: steve harrington protection squad #they're gonna gouge your eyes out if you look at steve funny #silly dialogues