#they're all idiots

[keithbutgay]

I love bsd because, in actuality, there are no canon romantic relationships but as soon as you remove the context

"You're a rough ride."

"Shut up!!"

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*stars and hearts everywhere* *looks up through eyelashes* That's what makes me love you

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"You have got to stop jabbing me in the ass with that sword!"

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*cups face tenderly* *smiles* what a violent way to wake up snow white

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"But if my dear Ranpo were to die in those novels... what would I do with myself?"

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And, we can't forget about...

"Chuuya. Come back to me. Our fates will not end here. Because you and I are destined to-" *gets shot*

#they're all idiots #every last one of them #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungou gay dogs #skk #sskk #ranpoe #suegiku

[cloverandstuff]

Hello everyone!

Guess which fucking youtube series uploaded two comic, the first of which is making me want to commit various crimes :D

GUESS WHICH CHARACTER, WHO WAS ALREADY FUCKING TRAGIC, BECOMES EVEN MORE SO-

#they're all idiots #but i also love them #alien stage ivan #alien stage #alnstg #alnst ivan #ivantill #mizisua

[rorimoon9597]

Lance's eyes had been a mystery to everyone. And when he said everyone, he meant everyone who met him and knew him for long periods of time.

Sometimes they were blue, others they were brown. He had to use contacts. What other reason was there for the near constant changing of his eye colour?

It had caught Keith's attention easily. This random boy who had declared himself Keith's rival had blue eyes that were as bright as the ocean on some days and as deep and brown as the earth on others. When he talked to Adam about it, saying that it was confusing and that he wanted to know, the man just smiled into his cup.

The eye colour problem persisted in space, too. It drove Keith nuts.

Apparently it did the same to Allura.

"Why does Lance's eye colour change?" She asked one day after Lance had left the rec room to go find Coran.

"I've noticed it too. It's confusing," Shiro agreed.

"Infuriating, too," Keith added. Pidge and Hunk shared a look.

"I don't know man, but we could place bets on it and then when we get back to Earth, we'll ask his family and get an answer," Hunk suggested. Keith's eyes narrowed. Something was up.

"You know what? I have nothing to lose."

"Shiro!" Keith said.

"What?" His brother asked. Keith questioned how he became the leader of Voltron.

"You know what? Fine, I'll do the same," he conceded. If he did this right, then he'd finally find out.

Keith knew that Lance was from Cuba. Also, blue eyes were recessive, so even if he did have a family member with blue eyes, the fact that brown eyes were dominant over blue and that most people with dark skin had dark eyes...

"Keith, what's your bet?" Pidge asked him.

"Fifty dollars on his eyes being brown," he replied. Pidge smiled and noted it down.

"Noted. Now we just have to wait."

Keith could do that.

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Pt 2 Pt 3

#vld #voltron #lance mcclain #Lance has brown eyes #he uses contact to confuse ppl tho #coran coran the gorgeous man #it was Adam's idea #klance #keith kogane #hunk garrett #pidge holt #they know whats up lmao #takashi shirogane #princess allura #allura #coran hieronymus wimbleton smythe #coran #they're all idiots #i swear #lance has them FOOLED

[atlasrunningaway]

some scream (1996) incorrect quotes

stu: we have a problem

billy: no, YOU have a problem. i have an idiot who keeps making them.

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billy: i am in charge of this disaster.

stu: i have a name, you know.

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*upon coming to a locked gate*

sidney: aw :(

tatum: you know what they say

sidney: please don't-

tatum (hopping the fence): BE GAY, DO CRIMES

sidney: tatum, no-!

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tatum: look me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, sidney!

sidney: you can't expect me to look in your eyes and be straight

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stu: are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

sidney: which came first, the orange or the orange?

randy: orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago.

billy: what was the color called before then?

tatum: there was no color, duh! everything was black and white!

#scream 1996 #billy loomis #stu macher #tatum riley #sidney prescott #randy meeks #they're all idiots #stuilly truther #tatney truther

[tabooballoonpolice]

Every season of The Umbrella Academy:

Luther: *trying to lead, failing miserably*

Diego: I am going to single handedly save everyone by fixating on this one thing that doesn't even matter

Allison: I heARd A rUrmOr-

Klaus: *being traumatized even more*

Five: *drinking vodka straight from the bottle* Guys, please, the 𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙘𝘼𝙇𝙔𝙋𝙎𝙀-

Ben: *sobbing* Klause please use your one braincell I'm begging you

Viktor: *Identity crisis*

#tua #the umbrella academy #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #number five #ben hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #this is literally every single season #they're all idiots #i love them tho

[faintedlcve]

ok but who puts their back to a grave and starts eating chocolate?!?

#FOR CHOCOLATE #why are they like this #they're all idiots #lockwood & co #the empty grave #lockwood and co netflix #lockwood and lucy #renew lockwood and co #anthony lockwood #lockwood and co #lockwood netflix #lucy carlyle #george cubbins #george karim #quill kipps #skull #holly munro

[darkcrowprincess]

Poly losers club:

*sorry if I get anything wrong about fencing*

Richie, Eddie and Mike hug Big Bill in fear, and scream. Bill is not screaming. He looks half asleep and confused. But doesn't mind the sudden group hug.

Beverly comes running in with a sharp fencing sword, wielding it like shes about to stab something: What is it?! Whats wrong? Is it a clown?!

Richie and Eddie at the same time screaming: Why do you have a sword?

Mike the history nerd he is forgets about screaming and asks about the sword: Is that sword authentic?

Ben and Stan come into the room after Beverly. Ben half asleep and hugging Stan around the middle. Stan irritated and has curlers in his dark blonde curls.

Beverly looking around for what was causing the screaming: Why are you screaming?

Bill now fully awake: They thought they heard something hitting the window. They woke me and Mike up. Turns out it was just a bat.

Richie and Eddie: Why does Stan own a sword?

Stan tapping his foot like an angry house wife: I'm taking fencing lessons remember? My parents bought it for me for doing so well. Someone besides Mike needs to know how to wield a weapon.

Beverly: Plus it helps his confidence.

Stan blushes but smiles.

Ben yawns and keeps hugging Stan.

Richie smirking now: Follow up question. Stan the man, whats up with the curlers?

Stan frowns now, back to being an annoyed house wife: I hate having my curls frizzy from sleeping on them. This keeps them nice.

The rest of the losers, all half a sleep now. Make faces as if a deep mystery of their universe has been solved: Ohhhhhh

Stan smacks himself on the face with his hand. Drags it down and looks at the others annoyed.

Stan: Can we please go back to bed now?

Stan doesn't wait for answer, just turns(with Ben still clinging around his middle and follows him) and heads back to their room. The other losers follow behind like little ducklings.

Stan: Beverly put the sword back where you found it.

Beverly reluctantly: Fine.

#my thoughts #my writing #the losers club #poly losers club #bill denbrough #mike hanlon #stanley uris #beverly marsh #ben hanscom #eddie kaspbrak #richie tozier #losers club shenanigans #losers club #They're all idiots #lol 🤣 #it #stephen king #it chapter 2

[cronchy-cryptid]

So, here me out

Furthermore,

Thank you for your time. :)

#trigun #vash the stampede #someone eles has probably done this #but look at them #they're all idiots #miguel and tulio #trigun stampede

[angelxd-3303]

Everyone agreed that Porter sounds like Winnie the Pooh, and this came to me like a vision.

Sammy didn't ask for this nonsense.

#traditional art #batdr sammy #batdr porter #original character #comic #they're all idiots #winnie the pooh

[dont-read-this-im-dead]

Anyone ever notice that 3/4 of Doctor Who is the Doctor saying smart, clever, learned-from-experience stuff, and the rest of the world just:

#doctor who #the doctor #nine is mine #they're all idiots #that's probably why he keeps saving them #babies

[frommybookbook]

These two have to put up with so much from their stupid boyfriend sometimes.

#della street #paul drake #perry mason #perrycule #is that the proper tag for them? #regardless #they're all idiots #and i love when paul and della commiserate like this

[hell-is-cozy]

I love everyone of them so much.

#yuji itadori #megumi fushiguro #nobara kugisaki #gojo saturo #jujutsu kaisen #they're all idiots

[maruke2003]

Toxic wolfstar fans seem like the kind of person to say shit like "omg...do you wanna be my gay best friend?????!?!?!?!??! Like I TOTALLY respect you guys #ally 🤪🤪🤪" you cant change my mind.

Only the toxic Wolfstar fans but in general all Jegulus fans are like this, well at least the ones I interact with on Tik Tok. I've met some pretty cool marauder fans before.

But yes I understand the vibe 😂😂

#anti wolfstar #anti jegulus #they're all idiots #marauder stans are legit stupid

[legolasghosty]

“I’m not easily scared, but right now I’m terrified.” for peterpatterlina?

Sorry it's late!!! Life got away from me a bit. Anyways, this is my first time writing this pairing, so... let me know how I did? Hopefully I did okay and you enjoy it!

Julie hummed to herself as she carefully removed the spooky pumpkin lights from her front porch. Taking down the Halloween decorations always felt a bit sad, but Reggie liked swapping them out for more traditional fall things for November. The pumpkins would stay, but most of the more scary stuff had to go to make space for the autumnal wreathes and scarecrows. And of course they needed some space for the giant inflatable turkey Reggie bought the same year as they got the house. Luke always insisted that changing the decorations so much was too much work, but Reggie and Julie always managed to rope him into helping anyways. She chuckled at the memory of Reggie promising him kisses if he helped him hang the lights.

Usually her boyfriends helped her take the decorations down, but a huge windstorm the night before had made a mess of the backyard. She’d promised the two she’d make homemade applesauce if they cleaned it up, so now she was taking down the orange and black lights, the fake cobwebs, and Mr. Grim, the skeleton Reggie had set up beside the front door, on her own while the apples cooked on the stove.

“Hey stop it!”

A yell from behind the house pulled her from her thoughts. It sounded a lot like Luke.

“Not unless you apologize!”

Reggie? 

Julie frowned and turned to glance around the side of the house just in time to hear a loud crack, followed by an ominous silence. Her heart started pounding. Dropping the lights she was holding, she bolted down the steps and toward the backyard. What in the world had those two gotten into? Were they okay?

As she carefully opened the wooden gate into their backyard, a crash startled her, something slamming against the other side of the gate. She gasped and jumped back as the gate swung back toward her. 

“I’m not easily scared, but right now I’m terrified,” she muttered to herself, steeling herself and carefully cracking the gate open and peaking inside.

“Take that you Halloween Hater!” Reggie declared, swinging a large stick at Luke.

“I don’t hate it!” Luke defended, blocking the blow with his own stick. “I just think it overstays its welcome! And the movies are scary!”

“They’re only scary if you’re a wimp,” Reggie teased, jabbing at Luke and kicking a pile of red and yellow leaves at him.

“You said Hocus Pocus was a kid movie!” Luke retorted, ducking to smack his own weapon against the side of Reggie’s thigh.

Julie wasn’t sure whether to be amused or annoyed. “How about both of you apologize for giving me a heart attack?” she called, stepping into the yard and fixing her boyfriends with a disapproving look.

Both of them squawked and dropped their sticks, turning to face her with guilt written all over their expressions.

“Sorry Boss, we were just messing around,” Luke said, eyes wide.

“Yeah Butterfly, we didn’t mean to scare you,” Reggie added.

Julie basically forgave them the second she knew they were okay, but they didn’t need to know that. “I told you guys to clean up back here,” she said sternly, “not make more of a mess.”

The pair glanced around the fenced-in area, taking in the destroyed piles of leaves, broken branches, and overturned birdbath. Then they turned back to Julie, both of them turning on the puppy eyes.

“We’ll get it all cleaned up,” Reggie said quickly.

“Yeah, promise, it’ll look good as new when we get through with it,” Luke jumped in.

Julie walked across the yard slowly, not letting up on the death glare. It was hard not to break at the two of them looking at her like that, but she could stay strong. “Are you actually doing to do it this time instead of fighting with sticks and making me think one of you got a branch to the head or something?”

“Definitely,” Luke answered, nodding.

“We’re sorry,” Reggie repeated.

Just a couple steps further…

“You should be,” Julie said, then ducked and grabbed one of the sticks off the ground, whipping around to smack them both in the legs with it. “Cause I’m gonna make you regret it!” she crowed as they both jumped back, startled by her attack.

“Oh it’s on now,” Luke growled, grinning and bolting across the yard to grab another stick.

“War!” Reggie declared, scooping a branch off the ground and swinging it at Julie.

She shrieked and ran, only for Luke to cut her off with his own new weapon. He swung gently at her shoulder but she ducked, the wood passing over her head and hitting Reggie in the ribs instead.

“Hey!” Reggie gasped in mock offense. “You’re gonna pay for that!”

The yard didn’t really get cleaned up much that afternoon. But the applesauce was great, and Julie couldn’t find herself being too upset about it when they were curled up on the couch together eating, having worn themselves out chasing each other around the yard of their home. She was pretty sure they’d all have some bruises tomorrow from smacking each other around, but that was okay. The good memories were more than worth the pain.

#julie and the phantoms #jatp #jatp fanfic #julie x luke x reggie #peterpatterlina #they're all idiots #/aff <3 #legolas tag #legolas filled prompt #technically a halloween prompt but I didn't get any of it written before Halloween so.... #post halloween fic!

[heyitsspaceace]

Phoenix: New challenge! Don't say stupid shit for 24 hours!

#i k n o w she's tired of the boys #they're all idiots #top gun #top gun maverick #phoenix trace #phoenix top gun

[heretherebedork]

I'm a bigger mess than Kuea about him finding that land deed. I am the biggest mess. I am a disaster. I am useless. These babies are just so bad at communication across the board that it's absolutely wild. They're just ten kinds of useless at speaking and being clear and it's physically painful at this point because you know they're trying they just all wait too damn long.

#cutie pie #cutie pie series #cutie pie the series #liankuea #thai bl #thai drama #thaibl #thai series #bl drama #bl series #just everyone waits too long #they're all idiots #but i love them