#they're gay you know

[snorlax891]

Puppetmaster Raya be like. :P

#rayamaari #rayaari #rayari #ratld incorrect quotes #ratld incorrect #raya and the last dragon #disney raya and the last dragon #raya #namaari #raya x namaari #namaari x raya #wlw #lesbians #raya of heart #namaari of fang #namaari and raya #raya and namaari #sapphics #sapphic #they're gay you know #they're in love you know #they're gay your honor #they're in love your honor #top raya #bottom namaari #ratld raya #ratld namaari #namaari is a simp #has this been done yet? #either way i'm doing it now

[hattersarts]

im already at the south downs cottage guys, catch up

#good omens #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley #they're nb in the flavour of being lesbian gay men bc its such a lesbian move to pine for someone for a few thousands years #and literally not make a move #PLUS u know when they have sex it takes like 9hrs and if you wrote what they did down on paper it really wouldnt look like much #but they still had to take intensity breaks bc they kept getting overwhelmed and then just making out for an hour #thank u for coming to my ted talk #high amounts of gender of all types happening all the time with these two

[inkskinned]

love when men cry about body hair bc "it's hygiene" and yet 15% of cis men leave the bathroom without washing their hands at all and an additional 35% only just wet their hands without using soap. that is nearly half of all men. that means statistically you have probably shaken hands with or been in direct contact with one of these people.

love when men say that women "only want money" when it turns out that even in equal-earning homes, women are actually adding caregiver burdens and housework from previous years, whereas men have been expanding leisure time and hobbies. in equal-earning households, men spend an average of 3.5 hours extra in leisure time per week, which is 182 hours per year - a little over a week of paid vacation time that the other partner does not receive. kinda sounds like he wants her money.

love that men have decided women are frail and weak and annoying when we scream in surprise but it turns out it's actually women who are more reliable in an emergency because men need to be convinced to actually take action and respond to the threat. like, actually, for-real: men experience such a strong sense of pride about their pre-supposed abilities that it gets them and their families killed. they are so used to dismissing women that it literally kills them.

love it. told my father this and he said there's lies, damned lies, and statistics. a year ago i tried to get him to evacuate the house during a flash flood. he ignored me and got injured. he has told me, laughing, that he never washes his hands. he has said in the last week that women are just happier when we're cooking or cleaning.

maybe i'm overly nostalgic. but it didn't used to feel so fucking bleak. it used to feel like at least a little shameful to consider women to be sheep. it just feels like the earth is round and we are still having conversations about it being flat - except these conversations are about the most obvious forms of patriarchy. like, we know about this stuff. we've known since well before the 50's.

recently andrew tate tried to justify cheating on his partner as being the "male prerogative." i don't know what the prerogative for the rest of us would be. just sitting at home, watching the slow erosion of our humanity.

#writeblr #warm up #ps edited so it is more clear where “half” of men is coming from: #15% literally don't even touch water #an ADDITIONAL 35% ''wash'' by just running their hands under water WITHOUT SOAP #15+35 =50% #like that is not washing ur hands. go back and use soap #btw the numbers for women are 4% never washing and 15% ''just water'' #which is still gross but like. sooo much better yikes #ps i know we're all gay on this site but watching ppl ''correct'' my math on this has been wild #i have a learning disability im genuinely bad at math so i check EVERY time someone corrects me #but no they're just confidently wrong..... #182 hours is a week babes. 182/24 (number of hours in a day) is ~7.6 #that's where i got that number from. also from rent we know there's 168 hours in a week. #ALSO btw if u read this and ur response is ''men are also struggling rn tho'' like babe you missed the point of it tho #this doesn't even make fun of men it's legit just pointing out that bigotry against women isn't founded #in anything men actually CARE about . like they don't actually CARE about ''being clean'' when they make fun of armpit hair #or they would be WASHING THEIR HANDS. #men pretend to be rollin' in cash and Apex Predators and instead they are trained to be lazy and unwilling to act in emergencies #i have never and will never make fun of men for asking for more support on important topics like DV and mental health. #this is so clearly not about men; it's about how common just being plainly misogynistic has become. #like they don't try to hide it anymore.

[thimbleb3rries]

STILL NOT OVER THESE OUTFITS OF THEIRS AHGGGFFFDF

They are very much in love

#I needed to draw them so badly #Give Adrien more dresses actually please and thank you #I struggled SO BADLY with Marinette’s armor UGHHHGV #i feel like this is so drastically different from other art I've posted style wise #i don't know how to keep a consistent artstyle #they are definitely gay #they're straight but they're gay #trust me #miraculous ladybug #adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng #miraculous #ml #love square #adrinette #miraculous ladybug fanart #adrienette #mlb adrien #mlb marinette #adrien's little cloak was very fun to draw #i did reference this from Pinterest so if anybody wants me to find the ref i can! #i will be drawing them in these outfits again #they make me so happy #giggling and kicking my legs #my art <3

[knifearo]

ultimately when it comes to shipping and fandom space treatment of aspec characters i just don't accept "aro/ace people can still date/have sex" as an answer from nonaspecs. like yeah. mhm. okay. now i think we both know that you're not saying that out of real interest in the diversity of aspec experiences. so you can turn in your seventeen-page essay on why and how you plan to examine this character's aspec identity within the context of a romantic or sexual relationship complete with evidence from canon and peer reviews from multiple aspec people within the next week or i'm putting you in the pit from the edgar allen poe story

#you know. the one with the pendulum #'hey. why are you as an allo person shipping this aspec character like this' #'oh aspec people can still date/have sex!' #'yeah. now can you answer the question that i actually asked you' #like goddamn just say you don't care they're aspec and you want to fulfill a sexual/romantic fantasy with them. that's Fine #it like. sucks. for sure. lotta aspec people will be unhappy with you. but everyone is entitled to their own wants and experiences. #but i'd prefer you just be honest with it rather than using our community's conversation points as retroactive justification #and ONCE AGAIN. you guys are real fucking cavalier with this shit and it shows a real fundamental lack of respect for aspecs #when most of you would NEVER ship a canonically gay character with the 'other' gender. cause again. it would suck. #you can do it. nobody's Stopping you. but it would suck. #and we understand that putting a queer character in situations that erase that queerness is shitty! until it comes to aspec characters! #and whoa... there it is again... people don't consider aspec identities to be queer... crazy how it always comes back to that #anyway. you all know what i'm talking about. have seen many posts about this lately #it is [ long sigh ] unfortunately a very hot button issue with the advent lately of alastor hazbinhotel #which. again. god i wish there were other canon aspec characters to be having this conversation about. #but we'll have to do our best with what we have #aromantic #aromanticism #arospec #aroace #talking #aspec #asexual #asexuality

[catsconflictscopicsandchamomile]

Me: hey brain, can we think normal things tonight?

Brain: PALEONTOLOGIST!DEAN FINDS AN ANGEL THAT GOT BURIED DURING THE EXTINCTION OF THE DINOSAURS.

Me: *quietly* ...what the fuck

Brain: Dean is working on an excavation in a cave system when he uncovers this. fcking HUMAN BEING WITH *WINGS* AND *TOO MANY EYES*. PRESERVED IN ROCK IN THE SAME STRATA AS THE DINOSAURS. And ofc Dean is really freaked out and scared of this thing, but then he notices that the figure is curled forward over something, and as he looks closer he sees the skeletons of a nest of baby raptors that the "human" figure was holding tight to its chest, like it was trying to shield them from something. And he realizes that this... Thing... died protecting them.

Except the "human" figure isnt a skeleton, its preserved fully in the rock. Or perhaps...

#also submitted for consideration: archeologist!Dean ends up in one of those “they found something they shouldnt have oOoOoOoO” scenarios #and unleashes a fallen angel #but instead of anything horrific and civilization-ending they're gay and in love and having gay sex now #...what. #destiel #deancas #supernatural #spn #??????? #sorry someone let grade-school-me out of the subconscious for a sec. i was a Dino Kid #yes ik the extinction wasnt one big event but YOU GET THE VIBES #also funny concept: Cas actually succeeded at protecting the baby dinos and they were preserved along with him #Dean now has a VERY confused and sad biblically-accurate (hot) angel who doesnt know what humans are #AND a clutch of baby velociraptors

[beanghostprincess]

zolu is a very asexual couple in the sense that they do have sex and are attracted to each other but their attraction doesn't come from the arousal of seeing each other's bodies sexually. it comes from possessiveness and passion and the privilege of worshipping the other to the point of needing to touch and pleasure each other. their relationship goes so beyond love and sex that their way of making love is indescribable. they need each other emotionally and physically in every way.

#that being said they do the nasty #minors don't interact go away fush fush #i hope y'all understood what i said #i know i did #they're pretty much gay but like in the most religious passionate aroaspec homosexual worhsipping way ever #you wouldn't understand #the inherent homoeroticism of a captain and his first mate #one piece #roronoa zoro #monkey d luffy #zolu

[uselessnbee]

byler are literally the personification of

"why are they sitting with their backs to each other?"

"they had a fight"

"then why are they holding hands?"

"they get sad when they fight"

it's literally canon i hate them

#byler #they do be having that gay totally platonic break up #and then not even five minutes later they're all touchy #and almost holding hands #and why don't you just sit in his lap Mike i know you want to #they make me sick

[hellonearthtoday]

Curly Shepard and Ponyboy Curtis posting 🙂 Ignore how their designs and also my style change on a whim. I was indecisive for a little. leave me be. Curly looks a lot different with his hair still growing in, go easy on him...those monsters shaved it😕

Neither of them are annoyed or pissed off they literally just look like that. Resting bitch faces that could kill the elderly. Curly is probably thinking of the best excuse he can to not do his English homework and idk ponyboy is thinking about a weird tree he saw walking home

#the outsiders #the outsiders fanart #curly shepard #ponyboy curtis #if I had a yacht for every time I drew two gay people with the sunset in the bg #id have 2 yachts #which is a lot of yachts. so I'm winning I guess #purly #yeah they're evil and bisexual don't tell them though .they don't know #smoking is bad for you. god bless

[starcurtain]

Oh, so when IIIII make the "mutual" joke it's delusional, but when Hoyo makes it--

(Actually, since that Youtube end card tried to gatekeep it, here's Ratio's tsuntsun sweatdrop as he tries to think up a good excuse for going on TV to talk about some guy he's definitely not "friends" with:)

#honkai star rail #aventurine #dr. ratio #ratiorine #aventio #raturine #guys I think #I think we just got served actual ship tease #like very #very #very intentional #ship tease #HOYO PERCEIVES US #I'm kind of shocked #this was significantly more blatant *wink wink nudge nudge* than I ever thought this ship would get #I don't know what to do with all this power we've been given... #I'm telling you guys #they're going to be married before Bronya and Seele can even get that first date #HSR devs out here like “And they were gay” #the Genshin writer responsible for Alhaitham and Kaveh is quaking with anger #Youtube

[cherrysmokesaconha]

Movie night with ur (sleepy) hubby. Yeah.

#they're the “hey you know who's gay” guys btw #i love them #gayjoke #grrrrr theyre my otp aaaa #asdfmovie #asdfmovie fanart #tomska #shipping #ibis paint x #ibis paint x animation #gif #animation #lol i love them #idk what to tag #cherries art stuff #cherryverse

[theriverbeyond]

tamsyn muir gives her most homoerotic of storylines to her most heterosexual of couples

#the locked tomb #trb.txt #when you love him but your love is FORBIDDEN but you decide to DO IT ANYWAY and risk it all and then make him your cav primary and then you #adopt 2 gay teenagers #when you have an overseas situationship that you can NEVER resolve and never make into anything more but they're still there in your pocket #when you know each other's deepest secrets but dont know what they look like and never will!!!!!! #the unwanted guest

[deliciousnecks]

#wwdits #this situation is turning out to be pretty funny to me tbh #he can say whatever #but we know they're gay and in love #they're canon #what are you talking about?

[sweeterthansucrose]

Gay people can't flirt properly. It's always something like:

'Punch me in the face.'

'Punch you?'

'Yes, punch me, in the face, didn't you hear me?'

#i am sherlocked #sherlock holmes #bbc sherlock #sherlock bbc #sherlock #johnlock #sherlock x john #They're gay: I'm Sherlock's scarf and I confirm it #punch me in the face #seriously though #like the lgbtq community needs help with theie flirting #we either a) end up talking about some nonsense #b) gush about girl in red/conan gray/cavetown etc. #or c) gay panic aka uhh I mean I uh you um #bi john #gay ace sherlock #they're gay your honor #you know what? #I would avoid his nose and teeth too

[hazmatazz]

"new gay spider-man" like not all spider-men get a little bicurious when they put on the suit, stfu

#spider-man #spider man #gay spider-man #web-weaver #gay #lgbt+ #marvel #peter parker #miles morales #PLEASE i just want to know the face under the mask #surely they're not confident enough for it to be a peter parker or miles morales #but on a /srs note i'm sosososososo excited #gay ppl? as a POPULAR superhero??? #please i'm waiting for lgbt marvel characters to be common knowledge #i asked my uncle (mega marvel fan like myself) if he knew loki's gender and </3 #babble #didn't think i needed to say this but i'm begging you to not tag this as a ship between the nwh spiders

[amarriageoftrueminds]

Gay ships getting screwed over by homophobic producers/writers as soon as they get wind of it is nothing new, but what has been done to stucky really is uniquely cruel. 

I’ve never heard of a gay ship having one member’s importance to the other simply... written out of the show/film? (Has this been done?) 

Never heard of a gay ship having decades of important source material about them deliberately sabotaged just to spite a  gay ship (that wasn’t even canonically gay or ever going to be so, anyway?) 

Or having the (heterosexual-ising) female character literally put into the male character’s canon place, using his gay-inspiring scenes, with any other ship. 

I’ve never heard of an actor’s brilliant performance, which made certain lines iconic; whose skill as an actor is the very reason they’re iconic...  simply being taken away from him and credited to an untalented actress who never said them. 

Just to damage an un-canon gay ship?! 

Imagine they brought out new Trek shows with Kirk and Spock and said ‘anyway, Spock never meant anything to Kirk, every Spirk thing he said was actually said to/about his new wife Spacky (Woman who joined the Hating-Vulcans Society and hired guys to torture Spock) and here’s a flashback to Spacky as Kirk’s Chief Science Officer all those years. Also we will be buying up other media and editing all tie-ins to reflect that they are nOT GAY.’ 

It’s unprecedentedly monstrous.

#fuck disney #mcu critical #antipeggy #antisteggy #homophobia #stucky #mcu meta #meta #steggy is hydra trash party #steve meta #bucky meta #stucky meta #steve rogers #bucky barnes #also I genuinely didn't know I was posting this next to a spirk post #some poor shipper's about to come into the tags telling me 'they did that to my ship!' #I have never heard of a gay ship getting shivved in the specific way stucky has #maybe I've been lucky 🤔 #I BET I know what they're going to do for WhatIf season 2 #I BET YOU they're going to say BUCKY co-founded SHIELD and let the Nazis in #If they're already trying to claim Piggy did all the good things Bucky did... #I BET YOU they're gunna start claiming HE did all the bad things SHE did #they're SO threatened by this ship and SO LAZY and SO CREATIVELY BANKRUPT #and steggy is such a WEAK ASS piece of writing... #look at how they treat ie. loki and thor by comparison #they JUST kill one off #they DON'T go back through all of thor's history to make sure to undo every single thor/loki moment that ever happened and put some heifer i #they didn't go back through TONY's history to make sure it was ALWAYS PEPPER who ever said anything to him ever #they JUST do this to stucky #cynthia glass