Leon almost got kidnapped so Merlin got them all phones. Some quotes from the incident:
"It looks like a mini T.V."
"Merlin this definetly has to be magic don't lie to me"
"Merlin are you certain that this «contacts» thing isn't evil? Merlin why are you laughing?"
"This thing is smaller than Gwaine's alleged dignity" "I take offense in that!" "I don't care" (Merlin had to use every strand of will to not make the joke)
Merlin put alarms at random times in their phones to fuck with them a little bit
Gwaine's phone has little bit marks bc he thought it was some weird kind of chocolate or something
And uhhhh well, text chats were another ride
Elyan: Idontyundgrsatmdyhis
Gwaine: What.does.thag.mean?
Merlin: He says that he doesn't understand this
Arthur: HOW.DID.YOU.KNOW¿
Merlin: I'm sitting next to him
León: The police have been told not ok
Lancelot: 🤨👍?
Merlin: Somehow I understand Lancelot's lame emojis better than whatever you tried to say Leon.
Lancelot: ☹️
Leon: Police. Almost arrested. Ok now
Percival: Came out of work early, I bought donuts for everyone.
Merlin: I'm glad you got the hang of this so fast.
Percival: The trick is not being like Leon and not trusting the autocorrector
Lancelot: 🤣
Leon: Shut your mug
Arthur: LANCELOT.GET.BACK.To.WOrJ
Leon: Percival I know where you sheep
Merlin: Just give up Leon
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Obi-Wan jumped out of a window to grab onto a droid that was sent to assassinate Padmé (instead of just grabbing a speeder to chase it like Anakin)
Grim jumped out a window to escape from Darth Sidious after all other escape options were unavailable
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Ding ding ding Raghveer headcanon time except I'm the writer so it's canon: Raghav loves to flirt with Ranveer/crack stupid jokes just for the sake of getting a reaction from him. On the rare occasion where Ranveer flirts back, Raghav short circuits
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My two braincells...
Cornholio caught outside at 3 AM (REAL!!) (NOT CLICKBAIT!!) (GONE WRONG)
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Mason: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Kai: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Mason: I’m leaving, DON'T EVER TALK TO ME AGAIN
Chilly, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
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*In the gryffindor common room*
Fred, with a far away expression: Would it hurt?
George, with a mouthful of candy: What?
Fred with wide eyes: If your leg got cut off, would it hurt?
George, rolling his eyes: Obviously!
Fred, still going on: But where would you feel the pain?!
George as realization slowly hits: In my leg-Oooooh.
Fred, rethinking everything with that one brain cell he shares with his twin: Exactly!
Hermoine, shutting her book loudly and ready to go into ANOTHER bloody lecture: NO YOU IDIOTS!
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