#they're queens

[handsomegentlebutch]

You all have to look at my butch n femme sims getting married on nye and being very cute by being bad at ice skating. bc its pride month.

#butch speaks #sims posting #i love them your honor #tomi (she's the femme) is a rising actress always on a gig to put constance (she's the butch) through university #constance is studying computer science :3 #she just invented candy crush #tomi is about to be a 2 star celebrity #they're queens #constance is my legacy challenge heir #i love the zimmermans #can't wait to have her and tomi be more normal bc they both have MESSY ass parents lmao

[distantsonata]

#step on me #goblin queen #jean grey #xmen #x men #xmen 97 #x men 97 #x men spoilers #x men 97 spoilers #xmen spoilers #green #gif #gifs #my gifs #she looks so damn fine #they're going all out with this show and I'm in love #madelyne pryor

[cozylittleartblog]

New Family Speedrun 00:09.12 (World Record Not Clickbait???)

#deltarune #queen #lancer #rouxls kaard #comic #art #doodles #SDFJKHJKDHSF THIS IS STUPID i said it on discord at like 2AM and then went Wait Thats Funny Actually #and u know what It Is #they're both the wife actually #this is also supremely old this is like WELL over a year old #queenkaard #my art #are you guys enjoying me clearing out my drafts. i hope u are. ancient artwork... now go look at my etsy im posting sooooo much stuff 2day

[otiksimr]

Queen Sequoia

As she gets older in age her leaves are continuingly withering off.

#my art #my design #wof #wings of fire #wof leafwing #leafwing #wof sequoia #sequoia #queen sequoia #dragon #dragon art #art #artwork #digital art #I genuinely hate drawing any tree-like dragons. #they're in my top 3 of things I hate drawing

[savvy-devine666]

*No one speaks to Zestial that Way!*

Yes queen!

#hazbin hotel #carmilla carmine #zestial #i ship it #queen #stick up for your man #they're I'm love honor

[ryssbelle]

Broppy save me

save me Broppy

I can be cringe and free blease let me be free cuz they're so CUTE

#my art #dreamworks trolls #trolls #dw trolls #trolls branch #queen poppy #broppy #groppy #trolls au #trolls broppy #branch x poppy #poppy x branch #this uses their au designs but its just broppy groppy cuz i love them #they're hiding shhhhhh #i have a lot of art hidden in my drafts but i have suddenly become very self conscious #so ough #you may not see it for a while #im going insane #but i just wanna say i love yalls who stick with me no matter how cringe i am atm #ty ty ty #anyway admire these cuties i love them

[artbysarf]

The Moth and the Lizard are married actually

#helloooooooo??????? #ppl started reblogging my old mothzilla art so i needed to draw updated designs LMAO #Godzilla is Japanese! I based his outfit on Japanese street fashion #His shirt says Godzilla obviously lol #I based Godzilla's tattoo on Yakuza tattos bc in a human AU he's def Yakuza #Mothra is Chinese! I baseed her outfit on Chinese street fashion and traditional Yi fashion #the Yi are one of the ethnic groups in the Yunnan province on China where Mothra is from! #Her tattoo is traditional chinese for Queen of the Monsters #if it's written wrong uhhhh sorry LMAO I TRIED #you can see mothra's ring........ yes they are married #Golden retriever wife and black cat husband actually #except they're both in organized crime and can kill u in 20 diff ways #good for them!!!!!! #Mothra has knives in her jacket don't get it twisted #godzilla #gojira #mothra #mosura #mothzilla #godzilla x mothra #mothra x godzilla #human mothra #human godzilla #godzilla x kong #godzilla x kong: the new empire #the new empire

[rad-batson]

Batlantern Headcanons Because I Found My New Brainrot and I Cannot Contain Myself (Platonic or Romantic, You Decide <3)

Hal is the only one who gets away with calling Bruce nicknames. Oliver tried calling Bruce “Spooky” once. He still has nightmares.

Several long-winded missions combined with Hal’s couch-surfing escapades have resulted in Hal having his own official Wayne guest room.

Alfred has smacked Hal with a dish towel several times. Reasons include: trying to wash the dishes, using a mini vac that he brought from home, and spitting gum into the garbage without wrapping it in a tissue first.

Tim gave Hal all of their streaming passwords to piss Bruce off. Hal proceeded to make his own profiles because he fears nothing, so Bruce changed all of his profile names to “Parasite.” Since then, it’s turned into an all-out war of renaming Hal’s profile every time they’re using it.

Highlights so far have included Sugar Baby, Freeloader, Ring Pop, Green Abomination, Magical Girl, Noisemaker, The Better Side Piece, and This is Your Official Eviction Notice Hal. (Bruce still hasn’t changed the passwords.)

Hal: You need to let go of your fear, Bats. Let’s do a simple breathing exercise. Bruce: I am breathing. Hal: No, like calming breaths. Follow my lead, okay? In- no, not that fast. Maybe close your eyes first. In…and out-No. No. Are you having a panic attack? Do I need to call someone?

For one mission, a few other JL members had to go undercover as couples. Bruce and Hal were the spares and paired up out of necessity. To everyone’s surprise, however, they were the most convincing duo because they “bickered like an old married couple.”

Bruce: I’m growing soft, Clark. I’m weak now. Clark: You told Hal ‘Good job.’ What’s wrong with that? Bruce: It’s unprofessional! *in the other room* Hal: I think Batman just confessed his undying love to me.

They have each other’s coffee orders memorized and regularly prepare the other’s coffee for them out of habit when they’re together.

After a while, Hal stops playfully flirting with everyone and reserves it only for Bruce because he gives the best reactions.

At a ‘Thank You, Justice League’ party hosted by Bruce Wayne, Hal slips up and flirts with Bruce in his civvies, only for Brucie Wayne to flirt back without missing a beat.

Hal had to go cool down in the bathroom for a few minutes. He was not ready for that. (Bruce is so fucking smug too. He’s been waiting FOREVER to give Hal a taste of his own medicine.)

Hal, introducing Bruce to the Lantern Corp: This is my pet bat. Careful, he bites.

Bruce, introducing Hal to new JL members: This is my partner. He’s been in training for ten years.

During an important strategy meeting, Hal waves his hand around, and Bruce just sighs. “What now, Lantern?” “Your plan of attack has like four holes in it.” “Where?” Hal gestures to the areas and suggests different strategies, and suddenly Bruce is like Does anyone else think it’s hot in here?

He lies in bed that night contemplating every single life event that’s lead up to Hal Fucking Jordan turning him on with his impeccable battle strategy.

Barry: I think Batman’s mad at me. He didn’t even react when I told him about the great rescue mission from last week. Hal: What do you mean? He was smiling the whole time. Barry: His face didn’t move an inch. Hal: You didn’t notice the lip twitch?

Batman has blackmail material on every single Justice League member, but only Hal has blackmail material on Bruce and the guts to use it. (Hal knows Bruce gets pedicures for fun. And he gets little designs on his toes too.)

Arthur: So when did you and Green Lantern start….you know. Bruce: No, I do not. What did we start? Arthur: You know what?! I think I forgot to walk my fish. Bye!

*Barry sees Hal with a hickey while they’re drinking coffee* Barry, jokingly: Did Bruce give you that? Hal: Yes, actually. How’d you know? Barry, backing away frantically: Oh okay, cool! Okay okay. Cool. Cool cool cool. Okay. Bruce, entering: What’s with him? Hal: I don’t know. He doesn’t seem to like the mug you bought me, though.

The JL has a betting pool called “BatLantern FMK” where they bet on which will happen first: will they fuck, marry, or kill each other?

Only Clark, Diana, and J’onn know that one of them happened already

#batlantern #they're made for each other your honor #batman lives through fear and hal has NO fear #did they fuck their feelings out marry for convenience or kill each other in an alternate universe you decide #batlantern are my little blorbos #i will die on this hill #bruhal #batman #green lantern #bruce wayne #hal jordan #dc #justice league #dc universe #dc comics #brucie wayne #alfred pennyworth #tim drake #oliver queen #barry allen #clark kent #j'onn j'onzz #diana prince #arthur curry

[i-only-see-daylight]

Aelin: If I died-

Rowan, sharpening his knives: Death will not get you out of this relationship.

#they're my favorite #sarah j maas #throne of glass #the cadre #crown of midnight #the assassin’s blade #heir of fire #queen of shadows #empire of storms #tower of dawn #kingdom of ash #tog fandom #tog series #aelin galathynius #queen aelin #aelin fireheart #aelin ashryver galathynius #rowan x aelin #tog incorrect quotes #tog memes #throne of glass memes #sjm books #sjmaas #sjm #maasverse #incorrect quotes #celaena sardothien #aelin of the wildfire #rowaelin

[prismatic-ink]

when the humor so good people think you have a mood disorder

#nah but fr though #imagine calling someone “manic” just because they're british #that deadpan sarcasm is a source of national pride #and also man people can be so fucking weird about joel #i've seen some people armchair diagnose him with both bipolar disorder AND autism #the latter of which was on Oli's stream with Lizzie that they both saw and reacted to #like you dont know him stop being freaks!! #i get HCing the characters because let's be real Life Series!Joel is a bpd queen #but the actual content creator? so weird! #smallishbeans #jimmy solidarity

[cuddlybitch]

Get a grip.

QUEEN OF TEARS (2024) dir. Kim Hee-won, Jang Young-woo

#queen of tears #kdramaedit #kdramanetwork #useryd #udeokmis #userharumi #samblr #mostlyfate #haeyeongs #userkimchi #userxlh #natahjikio #userginpotts #tuservic #userheidy #userhoshii #tuserkat #belsmultifandommess #roserayne #cuddlycreates #queenoftearsedit #tv: queen of tears #just them letting us know they're still attracted to each other in this past 2 eps

[queen-lance]

I was suddenly compelled to make this

#ollie queen #oliver queen #green arrow #hal jordan #green lantern #halollie #olliehal #hard traveling heroes #dc #dc comics #and cause they're there even if in name only #connor hawke #kyle rayner #memes #queenlance post #r: old times. new times. all the time

[palskippah]

I LOVE BROPPY

*gives them babies*

#trolls dreamworks #trolls #my art #queen poppy #branch trolls #poppy trolls #broppy #branch x poppy #i love them dearly #my beloveds #fankid #in twitter there are SO many broppy babies and they're all beautiful :''''v #the troll babies have no names yet asjdaksjd #i'll draw a little comic about them deciding their names bc it'd be cute methinks #also yeah more twins bc since I have twin baby brothers my first thought for fankids is almost always twins SJDKSJ #that singing mommy and daddy and then just falling asleep is from when jake the dog was born alskdalsd #their hair is supposed to look a tad bit like floyd's akjsdja #NOO I FORGOT THE BABIES' TAILS :'''V

[cozylittleartblog]

had a(nother) nightmare

#deltarune #rouxls kaard #lancer #queen #art #lancer had a bad dream. rouxls comes in to fall asleep in the floor like he always does. queen followed because she needs to #Familiarize Herself with The Rituals and also hey her boy is sad #and then they ALL fell asleep in the floor literally right next to his bed #-- i had tire marks on the bedsheets but they vanished somewhere. damn it #this one isnt old btw i just drew this This Morning HEHEHEHE #its kinda scrungy but thats ok #ok 2 tag ship but not explicitly ship either if ur not into it #i love that half my 'qk' art can very easily be read platonically #i think thats an important aspect of their relationship is that they are good friends and coparents. and THEN they're kissing sometimes #this is hardly the first family cuddle and or sleep pile ive drawn. i never posted my favorite i dont think #i am just all about sleep and cuddle piles. did u know swatchlings love to sleep in piles (headcanon) #if one bird falls asleep in the cafe the odds are very good that one or two more will join them #theres a pile of birds in booth 4 all shoved in there haphazardly and eeping. swatch is coming with pots and pans.

[magpie-murder]

it'd be wild if they gave asgard's citizens phones in marvel i bet they'd have the best drama

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👴🏻 is-odin-dead-yet

No.

#date: 2023/11/23 #when will he croak #i've been running this blog for centuries #frigga for allfather #kick the bucket already i'm getting bored of posting here

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⛈️ god-of-thunder

I come to Tumblr with a regretful update. As you may know, my family and our fiercest warriors have been traveling between realms in search of our stolen relics.

While attempting to recover one, my brother lost his life in battle while protecting us. He shielded me with his body. My brother died a hero.

einherjarl-deactivated20231120

May he reach Folkvangr. My deepest condolences. But I thought Baldur was impervious to all harm...?

⛈️ god-of-thunder

It was Loki. :( I'm devastated.

einherjarl-deactivated20231120

Oh.

🐍 magic-theatre

is that all you can muster? "oh." you thought i was dead, and that's it? that's all you have? what do you mean by that? let's talk. :)

⛈️ god-of-thunder

You're alive? Where are you?

⛈️ god-of-thunder

Wait, what happened to @einherjarl? He deactivated?

⛈️ god-of-thunder

Loki?

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🎨 bragis-apprentice

Just finished custom making this handle

#metalwork #artists on tumblr #double sided axe #my art

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⚔️ aesir-warrior-tournament

⚡️LIGHTNING ROUND⚡️

einherjarl-deactivated20231120

?

einherjarl-deactivated20231120

Lady Sif is not one of The Warriors Three. It says it in the name. There are three of them. Not four.

Correct this.

✨️ the-dashingest

I voted for Sif.

🪓 valiant-festivals

I voted for Sif.

🔺️ grim-warrior

I voted for Sif.

✨️ the-dashingest

Wait, Hogun? But you didn't tell us you had a phone?

🔺️ grim-warrior

I don't.

#lady sif propaganda #lightning round #poll reblog #only one more round after this! #i'm so glad lady sif doesn't have tumblr lol #i hope you guys dont mind that a mortal is running this blog btw #i really didnt expect any of you to see this 😬 #and srry for the reblog spam #also hogun lol

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🐍 magic-theatre

i see your thirst edits, you sick freaks.

#start tagging me in them #and/or sending them to me

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⛵️ modern-technologist Follow

umm i'm in ohio to visit my parents and there's like. um . a giant wolf running alongside my car? i'd call animal control but this thing is ginormous and i don't think that would do anything.

it doesnt have a leash or anything (obv its bigger than my car) but it's covered in chains. what do i do??

@identifying-d𝚘gs-in-posts ??

🐕 identifying-dogs-in-posts Follow

Fenrir Lokison?

#😨

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✨️ the-dashingest

I really don't think Loki is that bad. Sure, he's had a rocky history, but I don't think he's done anything worthy of scorn. Besides, hasn't he just died and come back or something like that, anyway? He has a blank slate, in my book.

#is it just me? #i hear people saying we should banish or kill him #i find that idea preposterous #he's just misunderstood

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einherjarl-deactivated20231120

I'm not going to @ them, but ugh... Someone I'm acquainted with just died in battle, and honestly? I'm so relieved. Is that terrible? Don't answer that, I know that it is. I'll probably delete this in a few hours.

🐍 magic-theatre

that's what you get for vagueing.

cowards don't go to valhalla.

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#alchemists on tumblr #all natural potions #freelance potion seller #potion grinds #handmade potions #potionmaker #potion seller #invisibility potion #wyvern tooth #einar has competition #stay hustling 💪 #please check out my shop link i worked really hard on it #:) #:))

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[mroddmod]

my first broppy <3

#sorry guys i really like trolls and j can't stop drawing them so they're going to continue showing up lol #broppy #dreamworks trolls #dreamworks #trolls #poppy trolls #queen poppy #trolls branch #trolls poppy #branch trolls #mods art #mods draws