#theyre all a bunch of idiots (affectionate)

[cheemken]

Hey Knight, ya got anything about the villain AUs you’d want to ramble about? Anything new you’ve added to the story/plot? Or something you want to elaborate further on?

The timing tho bc I've been thinking abt the villain Dia au last night hahahah

Like, the Carnet-Sycamore siblings yeah, just chxmnc the differences and similarities if Augustine is the older sibling and if Diantha is the older sibling in the Villain au tho hcmcncmf

Diantha being so overbearing towards Augustine, always wanting to know everything that's going on w him, bc she knows Pa Sycamore was so neglectful towards him that he was surprised when she showed how much she cares abt him. And to her she thinks she's doing right, bc she's doing what their father refused to do, to be there for him when he needed her the most

Augustine being so calm and open to whatever it is that Diantha wanted, giving her so much freedom, bc he knows what Mom Carnet was so controlling towards her, not giving her any choices in her life, hurting her at the slightest mistakes. And to him, he thinks he's doing right, bc he's doing what their mother just refused to do, to actually give her the freedom and care she deserved

And it ends up w the two of them being just like the parents that raised them. With Diantha being controlling, and with Augustine being neglectful.

God the tragedy of it all, the siblings angst gets me cjmdndmd

Like imagine if Augustine really was the older sibling in the villain au, that tournament thing, Augustine's trying to stop her but Dia just looks at him, tearing up, "you.. you sound so much like her.."

And it breaks Augustine's heart bc he really did try to not be like their parents, and hearing that from Diantha just tore him apart, especially at one point after he got custody of her, Dia told him she was scared of him, as he looked so much like their mother. And yeah, he just couldn't say no to her, his darling sister, if anything, he should be mad at everyone else. He raised Diantha well, he taught her better. So in his mind, everyone probably hated her for no reason, she was doing smth right by taking out the problem and trying to solve it, but the others refused to talk calmly and with reason, that Dia had to resort to using Yveltal after receiving the first punch

But also yknow in the villain champions au, I keep wondering how they'd all find out that all the other champions are villains too, cause for one, they probably didn't want anyone else to figure out, much more the other champions bc ofc, they have power over their own region, and w their own alliances over the other regions, they might go against them

Like who do you think would cave in first or would slip and tell their secret

I think it's probs Leon, bc unlike Lance who's already a pretty violent person, Leon was known to be really kind and patient, and suddenly they hear news of him being brutal and violent with Rose too, how he got his Charizard to attack Rose himself instead of his Pokémon, so ofc they'd probs start to act sus abt it, especially now since there's talk of him being a tyrant

Maybe confronting him abt it, and he's there ready to defend himself, until one of them says that he did the right thing. And to him ofc he was shocked, that wasn't the reaction he anticipated from the champions, then maybe they all start to tell each other what they've been actually up to

Idt Cynthia would tell them abt her deal w Giratina, until that moment alone w Diantha, like let's say this was the first meeting Cynthia had w the other Champions w Giratina, so yeah hahah

And I wanna say that this was set maybe,, before?? Iris was champion?? Or maybe Iris wasn't present in that meeting. And hey yknow, since Iris was the youngest champion during that time, the other champions promised themselves that they'd protect Iris too, whatever means necessary, doesn't matter if blood will be shed, they know how much shit Iris gets bc of her age or bc of her personality in general, and the other champions didn't like it.

After all, she's a Champion, she's above those pathetic trainers that talk shit abt her, and they're gonna teach her just how to be a true Champion.

And once Hau joins em, well, they're sure Iris will teach him how to be a Champion too

#whenever i think of the villain champions au tho i just.. #i end up thinking abt those creepypasta stories where theyre all living under slenderman's roof😭🤣 #cause theyre all murderers yknow but theyre also a bunch of idiots (affectionate) that share one braincell when theyre all together #and unfortunately steven is still the one holding it hahaha #like do you see it? hahaha #theyd go out their way killing those they think are unworthy #and when theyre together theyre just like a family bcmdnd #its dope hahaha #villain diantha au #villain champions au #an ask and an answer #jerseyk112

[the-senates-one-fear]

Anakin: The Jedi Council are so wise and calm, nothing ever angers them, theyre so composed.

The Jedi Council in question:

#anakin #honey #theyre not #they just hide it better than you #theyre all a bunch of idiots (affectionate) #‘composed the jedi council is’ no the fuck it aint #mad #all of them #theyre jedi #have you ever met a sane jedi #star wars #jedi #jedi council #mace windu #plo koon #yoda #obi wan kenobi

[actualbird]

hiya, zak! for the fanfic asks,, s, u, v, x (if asking for more than one is alright? if not, then pick any letter :D)

best of luck writing ch3 of dragon!marius fic !!

asking several letters is very alright hehe!!

S: Any fandom tropes you can't resist?

SOOOOO MANY!!! off the top of my head:

fake dating, stuck in a small enclosed space and thus must be very close together physically, meeting the parents, the "Oh" moment, group of highly intelligent competent people somehow become idiots at key moments, and just so much more

a bunch of these ive already written in fic but on gods, i have gotta get to writing marius and luke trapped in an elevator

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U: A pairing you might like to write for, but haven't tried yet.

marius/vyn!!!!!

technically theyre getting shipped whenever i write nxx polycule, but i havent focused on them as a pair specifically yet but i KNOW i will enjoy it. the reason i havent done it yet tho is 50% bc i have 32848392 wips rn but also 50% because marius and vyn are two characters that dont come as easily to me, irt writing them. theyre very different from how i act and think, so it's a challenge for me to write them but a challenge i very much wanna take up

their potential is a Lot. the romantic drama of course, yes, but also the sheer comedic value bc these two are always at each other's throats KBSKJFSD

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V: A secondary (or underrated) character you want to see more of in fic?

aaron aaron AARON!! DR. AARON YISHMIR!!!!!!

i say this not only as a dig at the tot ao3 tag having very little aaron screentime but also ME for not writing him into fics more. i love that dude, hes fucking insane (affectionate).

X: A character you enjoy making suffer.

all of them KJBSJGKJSDKGSDGK. tho to be more specific, everybody on the nxx investigation team.

tho i only like to make them "suffer" so long as that suffering actually reveals interesting aspects of who they are or pushes forward their story in a way thatll also do that. i dont find it too interesting to kick around luke pearce just Because. i find it more enjoyable when kicking him around opens him up like a geode, showing us more about his personality and beliefs and all that jazz

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thank you for the qs!! and also for the good luck hehe :DDD

#asks #anon #ask meme #i have been playing around with an aaron fic concept in my head these past 2 days but i was stuck #and sam helped me figure it out THANK U FOR MY LIFE

[ramzawrites]

Theyre for ADHD (bifentin) and they make me very very stoned but I'm supposed to adjust so itll be okay just a few days of my pupils being wide and my tongue being extremely interesting

My mom is worried about me accidentally walking into walls so she supports me bingeing your fics so the wall stays unwalked 👍

You are approved by not only me but by my mother so basically my family thinks you're cool. You have a family in your fandom! A famdom? Fandily? Yes I agree! 🌱🌟

Yeee starting taking meds is always weird, I used to take some and they would really screw up my circulation lmao All good now though ✌️

I'm sure you'll adjust soon! Hope they help you out! I know adhd can be a pain 😶

Also bro, please make sure the walls stay unwalked but also you are extremely valid lmao Can't believe your mother approved you binging my fics even if only so you don't walk into walls hdjskhdj

Fandily sounds funny, I love that hahaha but it does kinda sound weird to say I have a fandom, I feel like we are just a couple of people hanging out at the same place... that place being mcyt/dsmp 👀 Just a bunch of idiots (affectionate) who talk and hang out UwU

#Ramza chats #🌱🌟 #🌱🌟-anon #I am still full of adrenaline I just finished re8 with my friends can you tell fhdsfhjksd #its like 00:15 here

[just-zenitsu]

god inotanzen w bi disaster zenitsu is both serotonin and depressing for me like imagine this dumbass chasing after nezuko but unknowingly also gets these huge ass crushes on both tanjirou and inosuke. a tiny part of him suspects that he actually does like like them but he’s in Big Dumb Denial Over It (”NEZUKO-CHAN IS THE ONLY ONE FOR ME!!!!”) and said demon girl in question is done w his shit bc its so glaringly obvious he’s just making excuses and is absolutely Enamored by his two idiot best friends but bc of past relationships he just Does Not Know What To Do and frankly he’s terrified of ye old rejection again

add inotan to that and??? Zenitsu is so fucking Confused(tm) bc there’s this heavy feeling in his chest whenever he’s sees the two being lovey dovey and affectionate w each other but he ignores that feeling in favor of being happy for them bc ‘if theyre happy then im happy’ (and its true too! he’s huffy and jealous at first but he’d be lying if he said seeing them so happy and adorable together doesnt make his heart flutter w a bunch of feelings lol) 

it all just boils down to thoughts of “my head is being stupid again” “god why are they so mfucking!! cute!!!!” “and why do i feel so sad!!!” “dumb couples!!! dumb heart!!” “asldflhadskjlfhaljsdfladhfla”

but then. comes the realization. idk how he’ll realize it but its probably w the help of nezuko and suddenly he. Spontaneously. Combusts. it all becomes awkward for him whenever the three of them are in the same room and he wants to die bc ‘oh my fucking god can someone punch my heart please im so dshflasjdflasdf’

tanjirou notices and is worried for him but as always zenitsu’s bi disaster heart strikes against his chest and he runs away (again n again) (someone help him pls) 

(he probably has thoughts of ‘why did i let myself fall for them im so fucking stupid’) (also vehemently refuses to confess bc he’s 10000% sure he’ll ruin things between everyone and that if he does they’ll probably fall apart and it will be his fault) 

#hello to my (surprisingly) growing amount of followers this is what i think about every fucking day #inotanzen #screaming but w feeling #head full in denial bi disaster zenitsu thoughts #not going to the tag bc these are for my gremlin hands only #and bc i want and i YEARN #btw nezuko best girl i dont say that a lot but im love her 😔💕💕 #screaming #.post

[ssj4]

Sorry to bother you, but I keep seeing posts about a future Goten AU and I keep getting really curious! However, when I try to find links to anything about it I end up at some abandoned URLs.

SECOND TIME TRYING TO ANSWER THIS CAUSE MY IDIOT ASS FORGOT I HAD ONE TYPED OUT AND CLOSED EVERYTHING :)

some disclaimers im getting most of this from an old draft i had written about the au, i havent watched the specific scenes in dbz and dbs that these are based on in well over 2+ years so i dont remember the timeline of events that well so im sorry if some of it just straight up doesnt make sense lol

this whole thing did start out as an excuse to replace the romantic scenes with mai in dbs with goten actually so the truten themes are pretty significant but that aside future goten is a very good boy with a much different personality and outlook on things… much like how future trunks is compared to his main timeline counterpart :3c the whole thing was developed by me and my gf together and we never rly posted too much about it and the broken links you did end up finding were probably from like the one or two times we did but here u go im glad u asked 

I HOPE THE READ MORE LINK WORKS ON MOBILE IF NOT IM SORRY

the big change is it starts out with chi chi getting pregnant before goku dies of heart disease or whatever in the android saga instead of the cell saga, so even after he dies in that timeline she still has their 2nd son and he grows up in the future timeline with trunks.

when they were kids (like 10-15) goten was stronger than trunks just bc gohan and chi chi were there to teach him just a little bit. trunks and goten sparred a lot though so he was able to keep up but never really passed him. (that part isnt really important but i figured it was a nice detail that made sense)

thats when history of trunks comes into play, and they both get really serious about gohan training them. the scene in the movie where gohan knocks trunks out before flying off and getting killed is the same except now he just knocks out 2 kids instead of 1 i guess. 

i feel i gotta add that this au was created when the future trunks arc in dbs was airing, and mai was introduced as his love interest, and honestly in my opinion the scenes were written really well but i just wasnt digging the fact that before she was granted a younger appearance she was already middle aged, like she was old enough to be his mom if that makes sense. so it really isnt a dig on mai at all cause i love her and id die for her its just the romantic plot that i didnt like. so when that was airing i thought “WELL what if that was someone else” 

she’s still with them though in this timeline and she still has her younger appearance! 

the future timeline is still progressing the same as it did in canon, the androids still wrecked the place and no one was strong enough to do much about it so trunks is still set up with a time machine to meet with the other timeline. goten stays back and does his best to protect everyone while hes gone just in case

some stuff happens in between here but skip ahead to trunks coming back from the trip after the cell games i guess! lots of stuff happened obviously like trunks literally dying, spending years in the time chamber with his dad, meeting a whole gaggle of clowns that he’d only heard stories about, seeing gohan as a preteen. hes got a lot of stuff to share!!! now hes back and he can take care of the androids + cell + and goten can catch up and lifes pretty good over there! 😇

during the rebuilding period goten would spend a lot of time with chi-chi and ox-king and still slept over there occasionally which she really appreciated, and he invited trunks and bulma over there with him frequently.

despite this he wasnt present when she died as no one really expected goku black to wipe out the landscape so far from the city, but she and ox-king died along with more than half of the population. (ugh god im so sorry queen i love you😓)

as i said before mai is still here and she’s still the leader of the resistance!

events of future bulmas death is the same as well as mai originally intending to go with trunks when they meet up together in an abandoned building. goten is already there as the three of them rest up a bit and start making their way to capsule corp. goten was planning on staying behind anyways but he wanted to see the two of them off. when goku black interrupts them as they arrive, trunks and goten encourage mai to escape, seeing as she only has a gun and everyone already knows bullets arent gonna work. 

this scene is the same as it was in canon, where trunks tries to rush black but gets beaten quickly. mai trying to buy him time to let him escape is replaced with goten actually fighting him and taking a hit for trunks but getting knocked out as mai did. trunks under extreme stress from already losing his mom today assumes hes dead instantly, (he has dumb bitch disease, he didnt even check for a pulse in canon!🤔) and fires a masenko to escape into capsule on his own 

after trunks pops back in time and black is focused on searching for him, mai sneaks back in to retrieve goten (even though they told her to leave she really just ducked behind some rubble and stayed close, because she wasnt just gonna leave them!)

she takes him back to an underground bunker with other members of earths resistance and when he wakes up she tells him that trunks made it to the time machine and that hes presumably in the other timeline now. 

idk if yall remember it well but i rewatched some of the episodes just for this, and trunks in the main timeline believing goten was killed and mai is alone and he wont be able to get back is so sad. and when he spent that day with gohan and his family and cried thinking about how if black hadn’t have shown up, he couldve had a family too… he doesnt deserve to be this sad 😥

skip to when he’s finally able to get back home with goku and vegeta with him and they make their way to the bunker where he sees mai and goten together! the scene in canon where he rushes over and starts spilling his heart out is the same, with him telling goten he thought he died

they get a really sweet hug moment here when theyre both happy to see the other is still safe and it gives both goku and vegeta some Food For Thought, because goku actually didnt know there was a goten in this timeline, and he doesnt really recognize him at first. vegeta has the idea in his head that this is probably goten.

goten never really had any sort of real attachment to his dad. it makes sense hes never met him, hes only ever really heard about him through others, (his mom, his brother, trunks, and probably bulma has mentioned him as well) so he definitely knows OF him its just that, he doesnt know him. so when he sees the real goku standing there for once a lot of thoughts run though his mind, like, “that looks A LOT like goku black!” “thats definitely my old hairstyle” and “holy shit is that my dad?” but the first thing he actually says out loud is “Holy shit its goku orange” and vegeta really almost loses it because cause any doubt in his mind about this kid being related to kakarot just went right out the window cause only someone related to him would say that

and as you probably know a lot happens after that with them all finding a way to defeat zamasu but i dont want to include all of the rest when you can probably just interpret which scenes were changed  

ANYWAYS now instead of trunks surviving the apocalypse its trunks and goten surviving the apocalypse. thats why its not a really super romantic deal like Who has time for dates when goku black Might possibly be hiding in this abandoned olive garden?? so theyre just very close and privately affectionate

the ending where trunks and mai get to live in a new world with their counterparts is the same except gotens there with them of course, dbs left their ending pretty open 

so that takes care of the story changes, heres some additional details and information on gotens character in this au! 

heres his design, drawn by my girlfriend @ssj2 uwu !! 

he kept his natural hairstyle for a while, but i think he changed it sometime during the rebuilding period after the androids and just let it grow out a bunch. up until then he kept his natural style purely to honor the guy he’s heard so fondly of even if it brought him a lot of mixed feelings when people said he looks just like him. a really distinct feature about his new hairstyle is that the spikes look like horns and i love that a lot !!

and the shawl he wears was the same one chi chi wore 

some personality traits for future goten is that he has a habit of bottling up his negative emotions and has trouble taking care of himself, as hes always more focused on the well being of his loved ones. he can be mischievous and cocky but hes not overconfident (or he hasnt been since gohans death) however in some situations he can be charismatic and assertive which works really well imowhen their timeline is erased and theyre temporarily in the main timeline, goten gets to meet a bunch of people like gohan and his family, chi chi, and even his counterpart 

sorry if this post was messy i wasnt really sure how i wanted to make it look and im kinda bad at dumping information out so if any of its confusing just redirect me to it and ill try again gdjfksjdgsfk 😭❤

hmmm anyways thank u for reading!! its an au we made years ago and we love a lot and i hope u do too! be nice pls!! and send asks about it if you’d like cause its fun to think about! 

#future goten au #goten #trunks #truten #i GUESS. im shy #long post #made an edit cause i rewatched the android saga a few days ago and i forgot trunks fucking died lol #tumblr stop deleting my tags challenge

[wherearemyglassesbro]

do you have any btt headcanons? love your blog btw!!

I do!! ;D and thank you!!!!

•Francis and Antonio are just naturally affectionate guys!! Gilbert always rolls his eyes when his idiot friends kiss him/eachother on the cheeks and always complains when they hug him but it really isn’t that terrible lmao

•They leave their stuff everywhere. Gilbert has one of Francis’ hair curlers at his house, Antonio has like five packs of beer in his fridge and Francis has like, twenty of Toni’s socks. The best part is that they always forget to give eachother their stuff back so oops oh well

•These three honestly just are the worst. They pull pranks on everyone else like a bunch of teenagers and then they whoop and laugh like hyeenas when their pranks come through. Putting salt in Arthur’s tea? Hilarious! Putting glue on Ludwig’s chair so he’s stuck? Fuckin superb!

•^Theyre SO loud when they’re all together not even lying!!! They talk over eachother, laugh and shout- the neighbors are annoyed!!!

•Antonio rarely wears shoes around when they’re all inside so just to tick Gil off, he puts his feet in his face cause to him, it’s just so funny

•These three have gone their so much shit together so they like to joke about he past to laugh about stuff instead of cry y’know? “Oh yeah remember that fire in 1688?” “Yup! You weren’t looking so HOT!”

•They do have a good cry together sometimes. When enough alcohol has made its way around, anything is possible

•They’ve all dated eachother and certainly had sex with eachother so they make a bunch of dick jokes and being naked around eachother isn’t as big of a deal as it honestly should be

•Everyone is annoyed and astounded by their level of friendship. They tell eachother everything and never really argue about really important stuff, only shit like who gets the last cookie y’know?? They love eachother a lot!! Cause they’ve been friends for centuries :’)

#Aph btt #aph France #Aph Prussia #aph Spain #Aph #Hetalia #headcanons #Hetalia headcanons #:) #;) #asks #ask Away! #always up for hc requests

[princedanielofironhaven-blog]

POL/DAN, PAPS/DAN

Paprika

who is more likely to hurt the other? Oooh damn, I feel like it’s a pretty even likely hood of hurting each other. Dan’s a sensitive flower who gets hurt easily but also he’s a fucking messy ass hoe who is reckless and does stupid shit when he’s in one of his moods where he might totally say something awful and hurtful during a fight. who is emotionally stronger? Paprika probably lmfaooo who is physically stronger? Dan but only bc of that military training who is more likely to break a bone? Dan bc he’s the biggest fucking klutz usuallywho knows best what to say to upset the other? Hmmmm Dan can be very good at being a dick when he wants to be so maybe him but it’s also like so easy to upset dan so idkwho is most likely to apologise first after an argument? Dan, always Dan. who treats who’s wounds more often? Paprika probably treats Dan’s wounds more often bc this idiot is going out and picking drunken fights like all the timewho is in constant need of comfort? Dan bc giant baby but also I feel like he’d love to comfort Paprika and just cuddle for hours manwho gets more jealous? Dan is the most polyamorous son of a bitch I have ever met. As long as she’s happy he wouldn’t get jealous. So unless Paprika is the jealous type then this would be the chillest relationshipwho’s most likely to walk out on the other? Dan honestly get bored easily and being in a relationship for too long makes him feel like he’s suffocating so unless this was like a totally open arrangement then Dan for sure

who will propose? Dan’s very manic when it comes to falling in love so I feel like he totally would propose first. Like in the middle of the night after some really great sex or something.  

who has the most difficult parents? Dan’s dad and step mom are like dead ass super villains so who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public? I feel like they both are the affectionate cute type so both?who hogs the blankets? Dan 100%who gets more sad? Dan’s neurotic ass for surewho is better at cheering the other up? Paprikawho’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes? Paprikawho is more streetwise? Hmmm I feel like they’re both pretty street wise but probably Paprika just because of the difference in upbringingwho is more wise? Not Dan that’s for sure lmfaooowho’s the shyest? I feel like neither of them are really shy at allwho boasts about the other more? Dan 100% is always boasting about her and how awesome she is.who sits on who’s lap? Paprika probably sits on Dan’s lap but also u bet ur ass dan has tooooooootally curled up on her lap before and demanded love

Pollux

who is more likely to hurt the other? I feel like Pollux can probably be kinda mean to Dan and when Dan tries to be a dick back and do something it really isnt super effectivewho is emotionally stronger? They’re both a bunch of babies but probably Polluxwho is physically stronger? Dan but only bc of that military training who is more likely to break a bone? Dan bc clumsy af and an idiot who knows best what to say to upset the other? Pollux for surewho is most likely to apologise first after an argument? Dan 100%who treats who’s wounds more often? Hmm if dan got hurt and they were in love I feel like Pollux would still make a healer do it lmfaowho is in constant need of comfort? Dan but also I see right thru Pollux trying to be a douche and theyre bot big cry babies so they can just kinda lay in bed cuddling comforting each other and crying over dead parents. who gets more jealous? Dan’s not the jealous type at all so Polluxwho’s most likely to walk out on the other? Hmm I feel like it could go either way, depends who gets bored first.who will propose? Dan probably, again super manic when it comes to love who has the most difficult parents? Again, Dan’s dad is a literal super villainwho initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public? Dan always bc he loves physical affection who hogs the blankets? Pollux for surewho gets more sad? Hmm theyre both sad boys but I feel like dan shows it a lot morewho is better at cheering the other up? I feel like Dan is better at cheering Pollux up who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes? Pollux probablywho is more streetwise? Hmmm Dan?who is more wise? Lmfao neither of them lbrwho’s the shyest? Neither of them?who boasts about the other more? Dan probably, I can see him not shutting the fuck up talking about Pollux with a dumb smile on his lips. who sits on who’s lap? Dan 100% always demanding cuddles and affection

#this took forever lol #meme monday #pvllux

[b00bstone]

all the cafe asks with the letters c or t in them please! :)

thats basically all of them (if i understood u correctly) but okay! 

Vanilla Chai Latte : Are you in love?

not at this moment no. 

Flat White : Coffee or Tea?

both.

Cappuccino : What’s your middle name?

Lorraine

Mocha : Dream Job?

proffesional napper and snacker. but out of real jobs? probably doing animation or something for like cartoon network or dreamworks (even tho im not good enough to work at either place)

Pumpkin Spice : Dream car?

pickup truck that can go really fast. Jasmine Tea : If you could go anywhere in the world, where would it be and why?

i dont know. away. probably england? theres a smaller chance of me getting murdered there than a lot of other places and i dunno ive always kinda wanted to visit?

Iced Chocolate : Do you have a crush on someone?

i always have a crush on someone. so yes

Caramel Frappe : Favorite video game?

so far i think transistor or sonic riders or life is strange those are the only video games ive actually played tho… that i enjoyed… 

Iced Lemon Tea : Favorite song/band?

hayley kiyoko girls like girls

Iced Cafe Mocha : Favorite thing to do on rainy days?

sleep. drink hot tea and read a book with snack food. or go for a walk.

Hot Chocolate : Are you an affectionate person?

i can be

Caramel Macchiato : You’re travelling the entire world but you can only take one person with you. Who do you take?

i dont wanna have to choose! agh ok so nobody kill me but i would probably either take heather or the nerd because if i took adi or celestine theyd miss each other and i cant take both of them. and as far as i know heather and the nerd are unattached and theyre both awesome so one of them. 

Green Tea : How tall are you?

5′ 5″?

Early Grey Tea : The inevitable Zombie Apocalypse is upon us! What’s your plan of action?

steal a bunch of shit. get all my frinds inside my house make it zombie proof and just chill there. 

Mint Tea : How do you relax?

i dont

Vanilla Latte : Board games or drinking games?

i have never played a drinking game so i cant answer this question based on experience but im gonna go with boardgames because theyre less likely to kill me.

Iced Coffee : Do you like reading? If so, what’s your favorite book?

i do! my fav book is often the one im reading which rn is aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe

Italian Soda : Describe your dream date

they pick me up in the morning we stop by a store and get food then we go on a hike to a remote beach (with a lifeguard but still mostly quiet) and we just chill there and swim around and make out and act like idiots in love after the sun sets we look at the stars and talk abotu life and shit we sleep on the beach and spend most of the next day there then head home. 

Sparkling Water : Describe what qualities you look for in a person

kind. funny. goofy. fun. nice. good listener. understanding. patient. calm. 

Orange Juice : Have you ever had a valentine?

childhood best friends dont count do they? cuzme and the smellster were each pthers valentines for like 7 years but it wasnt romantic so… 

Rose Hip Tea : Describe your first kiss

i was 7. it was in her parents bathroom. shes straight now and im not. 

Herbal Tea : You’re at a candle shop, what scented candle do you buy?

is there a candle that smells like happiness? ummmm i dunno…violets? i dunno!

thanks for asking me a question anon!i hope i understood u correctly! :D have a good day/evening. 

[the-mayor-of-space]

Yo dog, you want to be busy for the next two hours? Do all the placement ask prompts :^)

oh boy heres another one. L E T S A G G O

sun: what makes you feel like you? - space, and the color purple, and comedy that is either slightly sassy, self depricating, or that toys with how much both parties know what the other is thinking.

moon: do you have problem with trust? - very much so. if you earn it though you will probably enjoy getting to know anything you could want to know from me. 

rising: how/what do people say you come off as? - im honestly not sure, although if i had to guess i think im probably a little offputting to uh. im not sure what to call them. the kind of people im immediately never gonna get along that well with. people who spend a lot of time pretending when it comes to how human they are, as far as like “pretending you are a perfect person with no flaws or weaknesses” goes. im not conveying this well but i hope you guys know the kind of people i mean. you couldnt have a metatextual conversation with them. theyre the kind of people who like soccer. eugh.                                                                                                                                           anyways i probably just kind of come off as slightly goofy to everyone else, or moody and sad, depending on if you only know me through tumblr lol

midheaven: what do you want to be when you grow up? - ded

venus: do you flirt more knowingly or unknowingly? - pffft. neither. you think i ever fuckin learned how to flirt? no sir. i couldnt make a move if my life depended on it i dont know shit about flirting. its one of my greates downfalls.

mars: when was the last time you got mad and why? - my one friend is a fuckin idiot politically. which is to say he doesnt actually know almost anything about politics, specifically current events, but still tries to argue with the rest of us when we try to tell him how it is. apparently object impermanence aplies to politics, so if you didnt see it happening yourself, it doesnt happen and doesnt exist.

         we had to inform him recently that the shitting nazis are back. how did he miss that??? thats fucking huge and terrible. how isnt he aware.

mercury: who’s your go-to person when you need to talk? - nothingpersonaldamascus. her blog is dead now, she managed to escape this hellhole of a website, good on her, but we still talk over skype and such all the time.

jupiter: when was the last time you got lucky? - [heres a picture of me] its weird that tumblr doesnt highlight links that you add to post in blue or something most of the time, but click those words in the brackets, baby.

saturn: what are you the weakest and strongest at? - weakest: making new friendships. why is it so damn hard i hate this shit im such a boring person. strongest: uhhh. fuckin. rambling on about tangential shit, but only if i already am comfortable around the person im rambling to.

uranus: are you rebellious and do you act upon it frequently? - i think i used to be, but i never really acted on it. and then i realized that it accomplishes nothing and lifes just so much easier if you chill and just do what youve gotta do without making it a fuckin hassle for everyone.

neptune: what was your best dream and why? - the time i got mugged by ghenghis khan and his mafioso bodyguards was oretty great. 

pluto: what is your biggest aspiration and why? - just to be in a happy relationship. this ones kind of boring i think, most everyone wants to find love dont they?

lilith: what’s your biggest turn on in someone? - someone who’s affectionate. if i feel like i have to overstep my bounds or risk making you uncomfortable at all i will get the coldest feet in the goddamn country. affection shows that thats not the case. also its jsut something that i have a huge need for all the time.

aries: what’s your favorite sport to play? - fucking dying. its where you fucking die instead of playing a sport.

taurus: are you a dog or cat person? - cat. mines been really lovey recently its cute.

gemini: are you introverted or extroverted? - introverted

cancer: when was the last time you cried and why? - last week actually, just due to being generally overwhelmed, there wasnt one thing in particular that set it off.

leo: what makes you the most confident? - making people laugh, but only if i know exactly whats funny.

virgo: what’s your strongest subject in school? - i think geology and geography. which are completely different things despite their similar names. geology is rock science obviously, but the geography course i took had more of a “social justice through the lense of the natural environment and how that relates to the way we use it” outlook. so that was neat.

libra: what’s your favorite make up brand? - why make up when you can make out? HEUHUEGH THANK YOU LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ILL BE HERE ALL NIGHT.

scorpio: what’s your most kept secret? - if i fuckin told you all it wouldnt be a very good secret  n o w   w o u l d   i t ?

sagittarius: do you like to party? - not often. i cant dance or anything like that, and all the parties me and my friends hosts are generally just like.. a bunch of us all hanging out in one place. but thats fine, i prefer that to the alternative

capricorn: what’s the last book you’ve read? - the d&d players handbook. spent all day making a character.

aquarius: do you believe in aliens? - its statistically likely, but fuck if they arent gonna be all sorts of way the fuck far away so we cant meet them.

pisces: how frequently do you remember your dream? - usually i cant remember them for more than a day unless i tell someone how they went down, so generally i tell nothingpersonaldamascus when i wake up after one.