#theyre both assholes

[araneaserketrystoohard]

I will only accept the new Percy Jackson show if Brendon Urie plays apollo. Perfect role opportunity

#percy jackson #p!atd #theyre both assholes #Only Brendon cant sing anymore without an infinite amount of voice cracks #heros of olympus #trials of apollo #apollo pjo #pjo tv show #pjo hoo toa

[every-dayiwakeup]

Hi!🥰

It's been a few days but here's a thing.

So say Steve can't really build muscle like Billy can, so Billy challenges Steve to an arm wrestle thinking he'd win hands down, but Steve actually thrashing him at the arm wrestle.

How does Billy react to that?

Hey hey!😜

*****

"So what do ya say, Princess Peaches?" Billy Hargrove pesters, wiggling his unfairly defined eyebrows at Steve, who suppresses the all-too-familiar urge to punch him square in the nose. Maybe mess that pretty face of his up a bit. God, Hargrove got on his nerves.

Despite both boys being subjected to the torture of high school gym class, the infuriating blonde was practically bouncing on the balls of his feet, a cocky smirk gracing his face.

In the words of Dustin Henderson, fuck Billy Hargrove.

"Are you sure it's the same sentiment?" Robin had teased Steve before their shift ended. Funnily enough, she'd been wiggling her brows too. Like someone. Of course, he'd retorted far too quickly, which only made her smirk wider. What was it with ocean-eyed smartasses and their constant need to make his life a living hell?

"What?" Steve grits out, wiping a sheen of perspiration from his brow with his equally damp forearm.

Hargrove watches him giddily, showing no signs of exhaustion yet. He's drenched in sweat, too, only it makes his tanned skin glow, dripping off his dense muscles like wet paint, his tongue an untrained dog wagging back and forth, incapable of staying in his ever-flapping mouth.

"Arm wrestle me, Pretty Boy," he says, clucking that damned organ- that instrument of his at the end of the random proposition.

He could charm Steve into shaving his hair and jumping into a frozen lake. Worst of all, he bet his buttons that Hargrove knew this.

"You're crazy," Steve wheezes, panting as though his lungs were on a treadmill fighting for breath.

The other boy snorts hoggishly, shrugging his massive shoulders. "News to me. So, how about it?"

"I'm dying here, man. How are you not running on empty?"

"Plenty of fuel left in the tank," Hargrove replies smugly, patting his abdomen, and letting out a burp as he does so.

Steve cringes. Geez Louise, I really know how to pick 'em.

"Unless you're... a fraidy cat. In that case-"

Oh, hell no.

"Let's get this over with, Dumbo," Steve spits.

Hargrove gives him a kid locked in a candy store grin, and they sit on the floor across from each other. He extends his hand, and Steve takes it, taking pride in knowing his is slightly bigger.

But Hargrove is meaty and those muscles, despite the slight pillowy plushness, aren't just for show.

"One, two, three, go!" Hagan - why was he always there- yells.

Billy grips Steve's hand, arms bulging. Steve bares his teeth, thinking of the fucking demodogs he's launched into the air with his bat. He's nowhere near as bulky as Billy, but he's not going down without putting up a fight.

His bicep burning, teeth sawing clean through his bottom lip, he puts all his frustration, all the powerlessness he's felt these last few weeks, into that arm.

And he ends up anchoring down Hargrove's arm.

"Holy shit, Harrington!" Tommy caws over his shoulder. "You beat Hargrove-"

Speaking of, Billy pulls his hand out of Steve's, and gets up, pushing past him. Steve looks up to tease him for being a sore loser, when he swears he hears a fond, "Not bad, Pretty Boy, not bad," accompanied by a soft smile.

"Asshole!" Steve yells at his retreating back, not able to keep the amusement out of his voice.

"Fuckface!" Billy calls back, and Steve pushes down the new urge to tackle him, kissing his lips to see if he really tastes like cherries.

For now, he'll settle with the harmless stolen glances in the shower. And these moments, fleeting as they were.

Not bad, either, Barbie, not bad at all.

****

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@jaethecreator

#billy x steve #harringrove imagines #harringrove #harringrove ficlet #billy hargrove #redssharings #red answers #redswriting #thank you for the ask darlin #billys ears are so cute sksksks #theyre both assholes #thats why theyre meant to be #chubby billy has my heart #chubby billy hargrove #confident billy hargrove #he knows he looks good #steve sure thinks so hehe #just kiss already

[souldagger]

okay. okay. prickly antisocial detective + her insufferably cocky and reckless ex-criminal assistant who annoys her to no end. do u see my vision

#my art #ocs #(their names are sylvie (the assistant; left) and ximena (the detective; right) and theyre both assholes <3

[rogueddie]

Steve and Mike having one of those hateful friendships. Mike pretending to hold onto his grudge from Steve dating Nancy and Steve going along with it. Mike constantly complains about Steve being forced on them, Steve only ever scolds Mike for things that all the kids do like swearing.

#stranger things #steve harrington #mike wheeler #theyre both assholes your honor #its how they show they care <3

[envy-of-the-apple]

I cannot wait to see the delusion and audacity of men with the Satosugu cheating fic!!

But literally the thought of walking in on them having sex and instead of being ashamed they invite you for a threesome like you didn’t just catch your boyfriend cheating on you with his old flame ON THE ACT is the meaning of tragicomedy.

The thought of them both agreeing they’re now a throuple but failing to inform the third party (or failing to tell them in time) is so infuriating and funny at the same time.

(i feel bad for hyping up the cheating fic cuz its barely 3k words long, so pls pls pls don't expect much from it)

I feel like it's even worse when satosugu don't even consider it cheating cuz technicallytheyweretogetherfirst. You walk in on them and they're both like 'you're home:)'.

OR they don't even give you the chance to figure it out, they just come out and say they're fucking. And instead of you becoming happy (you always did say they should start communicating better), you start freaking out, going on and on about 'loyalty' and 'honesty'.

Either way, they're so confused when you say no and break up with Suguru (and by extension Satoru). But considering they can't function without you, you're stuck with them whether you like it or not.

#ASSHOLES THEYRE BOTH ASSHOLES I HATE THEM #yandere jjk #dark jjk #yandere satosugu #satosugu cheating au

[du-hjarta-skulblaka]

The propaganda film designed to play in retirement homes and persuade the elderly and infirm to voluntarily sacrifice themselves to become essentially bombs (you get a limited edition medal! :D) is just. SO good and so sharp

#the silt verses #tsv 39 #i do wonder how non UK listeners read Carson and Cross #bc theyre distinctly brittish flavours of asshole and i Know both of them intimately #carson especially is such a pathetic little worm who i have EXPERIENCED IRL so i adore hating him #cross is just your textbook old torry

[sapchats]

i think it's funny how the only thing beeduo will stay silent on is their own relationship LMFAO like both tubbo and ranboo will insert themselves into every single issue that crosses their timeline even if it doesn't concern them in any single way but we haven't heard a word about the other from either of them since after ranboo went back to america

#sorry am i allowed to say this theyre both spineless chronically online assholes but this made me laugh #leak the story cowards

[nerosdayinanime]

(1)gay fish be upon ye

#tomioka giyuu #giyuu #kny sabito #sabito #sabigiyuu #merfolk #loserboy giyuu posting #fratboy sabito posting #neros art tag #mermaid au #giyuu and his big wet eyes #i finally post fish and its fucking giyuu #design i have for sabito is so fuckoff hard to draw!!! #stupid lionfish fuck #next up hes falling off the boat and scrambling back up like a wet cat for being an asshole to me (<- designed him) #i have like 5 different versions for fish au so far this ones the latest #i like how a lot of my aus im either living viscerally through sabito @ prettyboy giyuu #or im living viscerally through giyuu @ prettyboy sabito. theyre both so pretty. i love them #oh ya with the non-human mermaids like this they dont have lungs and dont have land animal vocal chords so their languages are completely #different from human language sounds and its. very hard/nigh impossible for them to speak eachother's language #my non-human sabito (& hakuji/akaza) is a special little boy bc he Does have air lungs alongside his gills #so he can actually learn to speak human & communicate like that #in one of the aus someone tosses trash in his tank for fun and he throws it back @ them 'OI! THIS AINT THE FUCKIN TRASHCAN!' and it scares #the absolute shit out of them #'alright. who taught the fish how to swear. im not mad- im just disappointed.' #oh yeah little detail giyuu always keeps his nose under the water bc he hates the feeling of water leaving-refilling his nose/mouth area #litol creechur just peeking above the waterline

[blighted-lights]

reading through the first few issues of lost light through a decepticon perspective (fic research wahoo!) is sooo,,, i recommend everyone do it at least once. like ignore the cast on functionalist cybertron, ignore what's going on with lug and anode, even partially ignore the drama between cyclonus and tailgate (but not fully ignore them, they're important here).

focus on fangry and rapidfire and the handful of other decepticons we see. because having to get into their minds for a fic writing?? really helped me put together how like. fucked their situation was. maybe a meta post on this soon.

#blight rambles #“ignore lug and anode” is something i typed with hatred bc. i cannot stress this enough. i love them both dearly #theyre not relevant to the con part of the first few issues which is what im focused on rn but like. know that i adore both of them #transformers #maccadams #maccadam #mtmte #lost light #rapidfire #more than meets the eye #idw transformers #transformers idw #idw2005 #idw tf #fangry #decepticons #there arent many characters to actually tag here huh #like fangry was an asshole but if tg beat my ass almost to death over a guess and a grudge i'd be pissed too.

[helioshellion]

guys who just dont care

#sagawa tsukasa #majima goro #(not ship dont tag it) #rgg #Ryu ga Gotoku #yakuza #anyways its my own hc that sagawa and majima have both endured similar torture traumas but because theyre both assholes- #when theyre faced with it theyre just like ooooo scary whatre you gonna do #whatre you gonna do. loser. better make it hurt. lol.

[fisheyezzz]

brro

#3; q #oc: levi #dragon au #nothing burger #hi dan #theyre both such assholes can they die #affectionate connotation

[its-short-for-jackalope]

I should probably feel a little self conscious about the fact that it took me this long to notice it, but from roughly act 2 onwards, Paul and Emma are wearing essentially the same outfit. that's pretty neat. it makes them stand out from the rest of the cast (i dont think anyone else wears just black and white) while creating a visual link between the two of them.

here they are being mad at Ted together! <3

#they have matching outfits 🥰 hashtag couple goals 🥰 #seriously though i think thats a cool detail #and like during the show emma ditches the apron and paul takes off his jacket and you see that theyre similar underneath #like they're both fighters theyre not going down without a fight... they're both assholes (said with love)... they match #jack jabbers #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #starkid #team starkid #hatchetfield #paul matthews #emma perkins

[strawglicks]

need more firesetter content of graham being horribly pathetically downbad for flint

#toontown #toontown corporate clash #ttcc #graham payser #graham ness payser #toontown pacesetter #flint bonpyre #toontown firestarter #firesetter #its about the cocky self absorbed asshole being absolutely pathetic around their S/O #do u understand . #tbh i think theyre both cringefail and downbad for each other #but its even funnier with graham bc he ACTS like hot shit . #it also just makes sense to me bc flint seems to be the only person graham is vulnerable around .. #like in MOTM where hes having a meltdown and he vents to flint abt it #or in his disciplinary records where it mentions him “slacking off” when he was actually just burnt out . #and he went to a building in the brrrgh which is flint's district #so it could be assumed he went to see flint bc he was burnt out and needed some support .. #idk does this make sense im half awake

[badlydrawn-brostrider]

can dirk and bro hug......

[ They can indeed! ]

[ It never ends well, though. ]

( @badlydrawn-dirkstrider )

#getting these two assholes to hug is like pulling teeth #Dirk doesnt initiate and whenever bro does its just to fuck with him in classic older bro style #theyre both emotionally constipated dudes who havent been properly socialized #of COURSE their hugs are gonna be chaotic #and very very rare #but in my mind Bro Will melt into a puddle if touched with even an ounce of gentleness or kindness #touch starved bro go brr #bro strider #dirk strider #dirkin time #homestuck ask blog #hom3stuck #homestuck #anon asks

[hayzeydayzey]

My own "modern" Napoleon (university student goober) vs canon Unity Napoleon.

#napoleon bonaparte #ac unity #ac napoleon #assassins creed #theyre both assholes but mod napo isn't a war criminal #art #tradtional art #graphite #pink filter #faber castell #sketchbook #my art

[potatocrisp]

So what is Zarra's opinion of/dynamic with Haarlep? And what does Raphael think of it?

Zarra humors Haarlep but isn't especially close with them. She's used them to get at raphael a handful of times (and raphael has done the opposite many times) but they're really only a third when her and raphael are mixing shit up....haarlep is just kinda an accessory. And sometimes an extremely biased and unhelpful therapist

#theyre both assholes so they dont respect haarlep much outside their own personal interests #which honestly haarlep doesnt care much since they love to stir shit too #asks