#theyre obviously a child but thats not it my dude

[stealingyourbones]

Hello, first I would like to greatly apologize for any spam of likes I have sent your way because my brain decided to obsess randomly with Dp x Dc crossovers for the past few days. I'm not even into Dc comics, and I only watch Danny Phantom when I randomly it exists and the fandom pulls me back into its clutches until I'm able to finally escape only to be pulled back in a few months later. I write this to you at 1:30 am with a bag of shittily made popcorn with my cat accompanying me because my mind has decided to fall in love with Danny being taken care of by the Bat family and it's mostly you're fault. I hope you're happy. I want to kiss you so bad you have no idea. I've come up with so many scenarios and have the balls to share them with you cause I really like the way you write and since I'm not a writer I have no idea what I'm doing but here I go:

Danny and Dani are basically travelling the world, Danny would call it running from the cops but that doesn't have as nice a ring to it. (Situation can be up to you, bad reaction from parents, was framed, anything for Danny and Dani on the run with Danny having protective older brother vibes)

They end up in Gotham for a few nights to rest easily and its snowing cause I said so and theyre starving at this point. Danny's like "We need to hide and need shelter" and Dani's like "Dude look over there at that creepy mansion :D" And they have no idea that its not only very much inhabited, but a bunch of rich people live there (And the Bat family but who cares about that part)

Danny is obviously on the fence cause 1. He doesn't have a good history with rich people so why their houses and 2. They dont know whats in there what if a bunch of weirdos are staying there but they decide they're cold and need a place to rest so they fly in and luckily land in the kitchen.

The lights are off and they're to focused on finding food to notice two figures standing in the middle of the kitchen just watching them.

Dani pulls out a box of the shittiest cereal you can think that shouldn't be counted as cereal all happy "Danny, they have my favorite cereal!" And poor Danny's horrified, "Have you even ever had cereal before?"

They start rambling and then someone turns on the light its Alfred he was in the middle of boiling midnight tea for him and Tim.

And there's just 2 GLOWING awkward teens FLOATING, one's holding Bruce's 'cereal' clearly not assesing the situation and the other has a horrified expression on their face, and looks like on the verge of passing out.

Tim is way to sleep deprived thinking they're hallucinations and sits down, also on the verge of passing out, while Alfred just keeps boiling his tea.

Danny is sweating trying to figure out how hes gonna get them out if this situation and Danis just, munching on dry crappy cereal.

Albert like the God he is just fucking opens the fridge, looks Dani in the eye and asks "Would you like some milk with that, my lady?" And thats all I got out of me FOR THAT SCENARIO.

The other is I fucking forgot I took 30 mins to write all this I forgot what else I had Im so sleep deprived OH FUCK I REMEMBER IT WAS ABOUT DRUGS

Ok so tw for drugs (weed):

Ok so Danny's a teen he's stupid right, knowing him in the show he'd be the kid to decline drugs but then take a hit when his crush says "i KnEw YoU wEreNt coOl" yknow? Delicious social pressure.

Well he's like pretty much adopted by the Wayne's at this point so he's just chilling on the couch about to light a joint and Jason being the noble man he is snatches it out of Danny's hand like "Nono, bad small child dont do drugs" half joking and smokes it instead.

Danny's now panicking, silently following Jason to make sure he's alright and not dead or reacting badly to it.

"Yeah why wouldn't I be fine?" And the high kicks in.

The thing is is that it was ghost weed. And Jason for once feels completely calm, he doesn't feel a single bit of the pit its silent.

He's crying and Danny's like "Omg are you ok???" Thinking he poisoned his family/lover/whatever the fuck they are.

And Jason's just "This is some real good shit" silently sobbing, not even thinking about where Danny got it or why its doing this he's just happy.

And you can turn this into extreme angst by making him codependent or a comedy by him making high jokes

Ok thats it again I'm so sorry I just really had to tell someone this

Homie you, me, behind the Bat Burger; We shall marry at dawn. Man, it makes me so happy that you enjoy the stuff I write that much I’m really proud that I could bring you that much joy! Be sure to give your kitty some pets for me :).

Oh also, “not a writer”?! You spin a web of lies. This is incredible!! Sure it’s rambly, but that’s because you’re writing in a way that’s unsure of yourself. (It’s also very much so how I write so I feel you homie.) I still feel like my writing is equivalent to a middle schooler's but I do my best to shake that off. I don’t write fics because I’m bad at dialogue, I’m workin on it though! You simply just have to try and believe in yourself. You’ll reread it later and go, “Damn, did I just write that?!” And feel proud of what you accomplished. You absolutely have unique and brilliant ideas so take a shot at writing some stuff! I’m sure you’ll do great! :D

Also bro your: "what was I talking about? oH YEAH DRUGS!" was so unexpected. it made me laugh so hard so thank you for that :)

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Danny and Dani are fucking floored that this stoic-ass old British man just rolled with seeing the two. Dani's eyes light up as she accepts the milk from the British guy. Snatching the fancy glass milk container, she haphazardly pours the milk into her bowl causing bits of cereal to ricochet the milk out of the bowl and flying absolutely everywhere.

Tim just stands still and stares at the two very much so Not Human entities that are currently in his house. The tired vigilante rummages around in his pocket for his phone and takes a quick photo of the scene in front of him.

Tim double takes glancing between the kitchen and his phone. At first he assumed they were hallucinations because no figures were present in the photograph… the floating bowl of cereal and spoon says otherwise.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dpxdc #dc comics #writing prompts #bones replies #anon #genuinely dude your writing is fascinating! sorry it took me so long to get to your ask because this is INCREDIBLE

[mugentakeda]

that post about middle child zuko did so many miracles for my lu ten characterization dude…..its like ? things were already awful in the royal family, obviously. like with all the other shit aside for a moment- they just suck as a family, period. and obviously things took a sharp turn for even WORSE the Moment lu ten died. ursa leaving after killing azulon, ozai pouncing on the throne and getting impossibly worse on the kids, iroh not coming back for ages and then finally returning just for him to be in a state of apathy, the crown prince title- that shouldve been lu tens to handle, he was an adult- and what it entails falling onto zuko. who was obviously not built for that. its as if lu ten presence in the family acted as a dam for loads of bullshit on all sides. thats why i just dont vibe with the “lu ten is the only well adjusted fn royal family member” hc that i see in fics.

eldest siblings- esp ones with a big age gap between them and their siblings- might come off as well adjusted, maybe (esp when youre also a prince who has to master the art of court face and keep the refined charismatic persona up. every member of your family counts on you, individually, all for different reasons, to keep it up. the consequences of Not keeping it up are disastrous. incomprehensible.). but just look longer than like, 30 seconds, and you will see The Horrors lurking. they have to keep it together for the sake of the little ones and the inevitable explosive fallout that would definitely occur in the family if they dont keep it together.

you always have to make sure youre right around the corner. you manage your siblings, you manage the adults that cant seem to do anything right by themselves (but you have to keep it lowkey with the adults because god FORBID they get it in their heads that you might think that theyre incompetent). you try to remember how to manage yourself, because becoming family oriented that severely will make self care of any kind impossible without you even realizing it. you almost wish someone would offer help or a solution, but anytime someone else does the job for you they do it wrong, and just move along and let me do it- and there comes the isolation and self sabotaging.

then you turn your back for one second and everything implodes in on itself. and in lu tens case “turning your back” means literal death, as we all know. so the inevitable explosive fallout happens, and theres never gonna be any him coming home to fix it for the children AND the incompetent adults in the way that he always does, always has to.

#this is such a ramble my bad #like just this on top of my other more in detail hcs #there are so many factors that can ruin everything like it was all one big domino effect #that pressure will drive someone fucking nuts #my experience as the Eldest was already horrible if i was lu ten id just kms sorry #like theres no possible way #atla

[hybridshaverisen]

So I finally watched the FNAF movie! Here’s my live reaction!

* 1st dream scene: so if Mike is an Afton, and Garrett is a stand in for CC, this could mean that CC died first.

* Phone guy = W. Afton theory?? Hello???

* SAVE MY BOY DOUG. HE HAS SEEN THINGS

* Vanessa’s appearance: THEY REFUSE TO SAY MIKE’S LAST NAME

* Park scene: THEYRE OPENING UP THE IDEA THAT MIKE SCHMITT IS AFTON

* Side note: if this is the Aftons, we got the sibling ages. Michael as the oldest, CC as the middle child, and Elizabeth as the youngest. I mean it fits lol.

* OOH. CLOWN GIRL ANIMATRONIC. BABY???

* “[The killer] influences them.” I CALLED IT!!! ITS JUST LIKE THE FUCKING BOOKS!!! FUCK YEAHHH!!!

* ??????? VANESSA IS WILLIAM AFTON’S DAUGHTER???? HUH????

* “I won’t be any used to you.” -Vanessa. Hello?? 👀👀

* ABBY IN BABY!!

* Abby with the arcade: JUST LIKE THE OPENING OF SILVER EYES!!

* Wait, but that was Charlie in that position. Is Abby supposed to be Charlie???

* WILLY BOY! HELLO!!! :D

* HE REMEMBERS????

* I love his voice :)

* YEAAAAHHH!! HIRING DUDE IS WILLY AFTON CONFIRMED!!!!

* OH! THEY HAD TO BE REMINDED! JUST LIKE THE BOOKS!

* Hello FNAF 4 mini game :)

* Eh.. The death could’ve been done better.

* But at least we got confirmation that it wasn’t an instadeath :)

* Fun fact! I showed the FNAF 3 cutscene to my mother who’s a doctor and told her what was happening. She said that depending how he got steward, he could’ve been alive for weeks before finally dying.

* WHY ARE THEY STILL RED?? THATS ONLY WHEN WILLY IS IN CONTROL????

* Wait. Could the “Vanessa is W. Afton’s daughter” a false memory? Just like the game?

* ITS THE FNAF 3 TRAILER

* YOOOOOO FNAF 1 SONG

* OUR ANTHEM

* YO BALLOON BOYYYY

* AAAAYYY! FNAF 2 MUSIC BOX!

* AYO? DISTORTED VOICE???

* Distorted voice: C O M E F I N D M E

* “Come find me”???????

* So this is obviously said by W. Afton. It’s used with the same voice by the FNAF 2 mini game. Does this mean that the voice in FNAF 2 also said by W. Afton?

* My dad told me that the actress for Abby is going to be in the second movie which clearly takes place in FNAF 2 location. If she’s a stand in for Charlie, she’s going to die here.

Final thoughts:

Overall, I’m really happy how it turned out! It’s defiantly prioritized the most hardcore fans, and that’s ok!

The biggest criticism I have is that the Afton death scene could’ve been done so much better. This is one of the most iconic moments in FNAF. I wish it recognized that.

#five nights at freddy’s movie #fnaf movie #fnaf movie spoilers #five nights at Freddy’s movie spoilers #FNAF #five nights at Freddy’s

[quodekash]

HIDDEN AGENDA EPISODE 3 LETS GO

every time they speak english in thai shows it throws me off for a sec, jeez i was not ready for that

HAH

JOKE LIKE HIS NAME

i find that really funny for no reason

new insult just dropped

this entire episode so far has been boyfriend behaviour and im losing my mind

theyre such boyfriends and they dont even know it

like. the clothes shopping?????? GWEGPUISDGHVPO

he broke him.

zo's too attractive and now joke is broken

MATCHING OUTFITS BOYFRIEND BEHAVIOUR BOYFRIEND BEHAVIOUR BOYFRIEND BEHAVIOUR

BOYFRIENDS BOYFRIENDS BOYFRIENDS BOYFRIENDS BOYFRIENDS

lmao good luck

bro cannot see a thing

where the hell are his glasses

"okay, you wont ask your crush out on a date? okay then, you're going on a date with me"

i got distracted because i had to have dinner and then i remembered the piano exists so i practiced that for like 30 minutes BUT IM BACK

oh no, what a shame, what a terrible turn of events, i cant believe it

HES SO WHIPPED I LOVE HIM

im just gonna shut up about the boyfriend behaviour because if i point out every moment of boyfriend behaviour in this scene, i'll run out of images within 30 seconds

IT VERY MUCH IS

AND ALSO HES SO PRETTY I LOVE HIM

THEY MAKE ME SO HAPPY

IM SMILING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

theyre just so happy and natural with each other, and even through theyre not technically dating yet (even tho they are boyfriends in my heart), they're at least friends, and id even say theyre close friends with how comfortable and happy they are around one another, and theyre just so happy and they make me so happy and hrbgdhjgkbr

ohhhhh noooooo does that mean they have to go on another date?? what a shaaaaaaaame

HELL YEAH, SECOND DATE

hell to the freaking yes

BRO IS PANICKING BIG-TIME

SOMEONE GET HIM A GAY PANIC BAG TO BREATHE INTO

FINALLY, MORE INFORMATION ABOUT THE THING HE WAS RECORDING

how the hell did zo hear about that tho

i-

im

gun gungawin, that you?

also: hONEY. MY CHILD. MY BOY. YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING TO BE SUBTLE ANYMORE

MYTHOLOGYYYYYY

GREEK/ROMAN MYTHOLOGY

HELL YES

I LOVE MYTHOLOGY SO MUCH

okay- well- i mean thats not quite how the story went, but they're bonding and i get what he's getting at, so i'll allow it.

THE FREAKING PINKIESSSSS

also: what's with the H bracelet? or is it a capital i? i want to know the symbolism behind him wearing that bracelet now

OH FREAKING FINALLY, HE'S FINALLY FREAKING REALISING

TOOK HIM LONG ENOUGH

he did it!! im so proud of him!!

im obviously not rooting for nita and zo as a couple, but i do love them both and im very proud of my boy for finally mustering up the guts to talk to her and arrange a meet up (even tho the "date" word isnt used, it's still progress and im proud of him)

oh nooo it's gonna be super awkward, isn't it :(

DUDE, I LOVE HER SO MUCH

THEY ARE FRIENDS

THEY CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER

AAAGJEKRDBFGB

AAAAAAAAA

THE BIG ATTACK BEAR HUG HERDBFGHDBRVK

I LOVE THEM SO MUCHHHHHHH

awww that's the end of the episode

im excited for next week

also there was a disappointing lack (well, absence) of jengpok today, BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, WE'VE GOTTEN HEAPS OF DEVELOPMENT OF JOKE AND ZO WHICH IM REALLY EXCITED ABOUT SO YAY

okay goodnight folks, it took me more than 4 hours to watch this one episode (how)

#quodekash's unhidden agenda to watch hidden agenda #hidden agenda #hidden agenda series #hidden agenda the series #jokezo #zojoke #joongdunk #joong archen #dunk natachai

[asafeplaceforus112]

Oshi no ko episode 1

He's a pedo ):< ewwwwwwwww

EEWWWWWWW FUCK THST HES AN GYNOCOLOGIST

She's 16

SIX TEEN

No

Oh my god

Jesus Christ I know 16 year Olds have their own agency but also Jesus Christ why is her voice actor sound so much older (we are watching dub)

Different note, I hate the fact that an idol having a kid is treated as a bad thing. Like also having a relationship with people it's just fucked.

Jesus oh my god we're glamourising natural births

Dude what is happening

What the fuck

It's quite cute that the babies have one sparkly eye like Ai it's very cute

How has he been eating????

Ai is really cool

No No no

Ruby is gonna kill me

Okay good

I DONT KNOW WHO IS IN RUBYS BODY BUT EITHER WAY THEYRE SUPER WEIRD

ITS STILL NOT OKAY

"act good and possibly a second marriage to a handsome actor in the future" omg I love thst

Different note, Ruby is 100% the child that got him into Ai right?

AAAAAHH NO

It immediately was like "look!"

I kinda like that this show shows the fucked up world of being an idol.

THE BABIES DOING THE GLOW STICK WAS SO FUNNY

I FUCKING LOST IT

COMPARING BRING YOUR KIDS TO BRINGING A DOG IS SO FUNNY

WHY IS HE GIVING A Business CARD TO LIKE A 7 YEAR OLD???

Why did he tell him about the music video stuff

Omg the director is just okay with a chatty child

Omg this is so interesting

OMG THERES ANOTHER CHILD

Omg it's so funny "I can't kill her"

Omg he's been calling him creepy this whole time

Awe she's just a kid that's kinda sad

THREE?!?!? HES THREE?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK

I love that it's just "yaaaay fun" and then it's "noones found my corpse yet"

Oh god this poor girl

I want her to be able to dance and live and exist and just amazing

Awwee it's kinda really really sweet

OMG THATS SO FUNNY SHES SO OBVIOUSLY A KID AND I LOVE THAT

"Don't be stupid and meet with the father" "ofcourse ^-^" -planning to meet the father-

I like how the young her hasn't just empty spots instead of the stars

I just realised that this episode was an 1hr and 20 min I was wondering how this episode got so much stuff in it by 20 mins

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM

WHY WOULD YOU STAB HER

FUCK HIM I HATE MEN IM SO SORRY I KNOW NOT ALL MEN BUT THEN WHY IS THE STEREOTYPE BASED IN MEN

Omg you're a doctor try to help her

WHAT THE FUCK

There's gotta be more like she's not dying coz there's 10 more episodes so it'll be okay right it'll be okay

OMG AQUA DO SHIT

OMH AND SHES SO HAPPY THAT IT'S NOT A LIE

Omg omg omg omg

IS SHE DYUNG WHAT THE FUCK

HER EYES

What the fuck

What the fuck

WHAT THE FUCK

What the fuck

SHES DEAD

HOW IS SHE DEAD

WHAT TE FUCK HOW HOW

OH MY GOS WHAT THE RCUK

WAJT THE FUCK HOW IS THERE MORE EPISODES

I like ruby I like ruby "why is the internet like this" damn I want to hug her

What the fuck

What the fuck

What the fuck

What the fuck I thought this was going to be a fun anime what the fuck

Oh my god he's figuring it out that it was the boyfriend

OH MY GOD IS THAT WHAT THE SHOW IS ABOUT

WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE A FUN ANIME BUT ITS AVTUALLY A DETECTIVE DRAMA WHAT EH FUCK

What the fuck

Holy shit I'm fucking FLABBER GHASTED

WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE ANOTHER SPY X FAMILY ENERGY NOT THIS

OMG ITS THE DEAD MITHER AND DEAD BEAT DAD TROPE WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING HERE ON THIS DAY

Holy shit that was too good

I'm usually not into these kind of anime but it got me goddamn good luck to me on the other side

#oshi no ko #oshi no ko spoilers #spoilers

[salsflore]

AUUGH I just got into self shipping and such because I realized I really love this one lil dude plaguing my mind for almost a year now

BUT THATS NOT THE POINT OF THIS, I wanted to hear about your s/o’s! I love hearing people rant so you should talk about ‘em more! Go for it!!!

HELLOO ～ sorry for the late reply anon :3 you sent this in the morning (for me) so i didn’t rlly get to sit down and answer but now that i’m here so! thank you for the free ‘gush pash’ you should totally tell me abt ur main dude too!!

err unfortunately i don’t think i will have inreresting stuff to say when it comes to these things, i don’t usually have longish posts bc i just let out my bits of hatred (love) for them everyday anyways... but recently i’ve been thinking a lot about childe (obviously. he’s my main-main f/o) and just imagining our life together and ITS SO AWFUL... theres bits of zhongli sprinkled in as well and then it gets 10x worse. i am convinced this old man will be the death of me (all the fanart of him smiling or blushing etc etc its getting to me and ruining my life)

even though i always talk about punching them exploding them whatever (its deserved) theyre both soooo so precious to me and ive loved them for ages now ^_^ i’m super excited for our anniversaries, esp mine with childe since its upcoming in a momth!! i love him so so so much (fine i’ll admit it) and he’s just super important to me... a huge comfort, he’s helped me a lot in the past 2.7? years i’ve known him — i love everything about him his lore his weird ass model his gameplay his animations his voice his quests and events and his art blah blah blah GOD i am so in love with my husband, even calling him that is enough to like fuck me up lool

if you don’t know about them (good) one is a 6,000+ year old god and the other is errr some top ranking member of an organization trying to. steal thingies from said gods... childe has tried to flood zl’s city but its okay i forgive him on zl’s behalf. um... theres a lot to get into, whatever, other than that they’re both very normal and very silly!!

#hehehehe thank you... answering this ask uplifted me a bit #love uuu anon!! #﹒﹒mailbox #﹙sender﹚: anon

[divorcingjimmatthews]

season 2 episode 5 reactions as i watch

huge spoilers obviously

(this is mostly for myself to have somewhere to scream as i go, its LONG AF youve been warned)

RANDALL IS SCARING ME SO MUCH LIKE PLEASE DONT BANG ON STUFF WHAT IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY MAKE THE TALISMAN FALL I AM HAVING A HEART ATTACK WITH THIS SCENE. RANDALL STOP STOP STOP YOURE GOING TO DIE DUDE

(straight up cant watch the rest of the episode because i paused it and cant bring myself to unpause lmaooo. from ends here for me i guess)

ok its over thank god

JADE STOP DRINKING SOMEONE HELP THIS MAN. hes even sleeping with the fucking journal like please he needs 20 interventions

also dammit he actually moved to the bar i accidentally manifested it LMAO

can the show please stop torturing this man with the hallucinations please and thank you

TABITHA IS IN MAMA WOLF MODE LETS GO

boyd defending sara... knowing what happened to his wife and what she did... oh man. this hurts. knowing tabitha also lost a child before turns the intensity of all this to eleven millions

LMAO ok someone calling tabitha out for her basement hole and its consequences at long last. i love tabitha but like it has to be acknowledged

"That part i cant help you with" dang Good Line

honestly cant even imagine how sara is feeling i dont know what id be doing in her situation like just watching it stresses me so much.

ETHAN BABY :'(((( im sobbing

KRISTI IS SO PRETTY oh my god i am so bisexual right now. she cant just do this. the shirtttt. i think im seeing the sweetest and most beautiful woman in the world

dhsjfhsh marielle doing the same thing with the shirt that i had the reader do in my fic i cant even

"For a long time it smelled like you. Now it just smells" i laughed so hard

"Youre still you" 🥺

SARA GIRL WHAT ARE YOU DOING ARE YOU TRYING TO GET K oh yeah wait she probably is

oh its her house ok god i thought she'd gone to the matthews'

NEW HOUSE WHO DIS

cant belive an extra got one of the few houses this is so funny to me for no reason

this scene gosh. ouch. ouch. im taking 2 damage per second watching this episode

JADE. the bottles. jade my beloved this is point of no return level stuff. mrs Liu please come get him home

VICTOR

victoooor

"You dont look good" im losing it

thank you victor

victor 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 i love him. the sweetest

JADE IM GOING TO STRANGLE YOU DONT BE LIKE THISSS

"WAIT" i fucking cant i love this man

"This took me all fucking night" jade never stop being the funniest mf on the planet please

jim calling tabitha tabby is so sweet it got me

"Faith. In you" oh boy. Oh man. Oh boy oh man. This scene. How is this show hitting every singe fucking note.

donna brought up abby omgomg

OK BUT CAN YOU BLAME HIM FOR WANTING TO FIND AN ALTERNATIVE THIS TIME

(maybe)

(arghhhh this is so hard)

"only monsters live in the woods" ethan i love everything you say. go my boy

(sara voice) okay

"The trees theyre changing" i love how victor is 100% harmless but could NOT be any more ominous lmaooo

CAR GRAVEYARD

"When i was alone i moved the cars because i didnt want to see them. Theres a lot more behind the rocks but those were already here" GODDAMMIT

no but victor is literally the sweetest man on earth. you were rightfully angry victor !! jade now you apologise.

"okay" ill kill him

victor sitting on the car 🥺🥺🥺🥺 im going to cry

what a scene. my god.

SARA HAS ONLY BEEN THERE FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHS?

"Do you live here in town" ELGIN i love you

poor julie if she knew her crush is out there flirting with the local murderer

"I like what i like and i like owls" based. thats me writing 300 jade posts per day

oh boy this scene (me about every scene)

"THAT PART ALWAYS SEEMED A BIT LIKE WISHFUL THINKING TO ME" im. ill be processing for 3 years

"Did you do something that needs forgiving?" elgin my sweet boy

jim rightly proud of his badass kid

"you put hate inside me" :'(

is she gonna give her her stuff damn shes too nice

a part of me is feeling like shes gonna smash it tho lmao

SORRY FOR DOUBTING YOU MRS LIU

i am starting to assume that everyone forgot about tobey so jade is never even gonna know that it was sara lmao

KENNY

oh my god kenny

im hurt seeing him so hurt

TOWNSPEOPLE CAN WE GIVE KENNY A BREAK OVER HERE PLEASE WHAT R U STARING AT HES VERY RIGTHFULLY MAD HE HAS EVERY RIGHT

oh elgin

elgin youre too sweet

elginnnnn

everyones gonna hate you elgin 😭😭😭 i am suffering for you

KRISTI BECAME EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS NOT A DRILL

now please do jade

"KRISTI WHERE ARE YOU GOING BABY STOP"

KRISTI NO NO NOOOOOO

i love her so much

"People liked him, then he changed" dont do this to me

"I am at the end of my rope" oh god

TABITHA??????

holy fucking shit im going to die of heart attack

this doesnt have captions i dont know what the creepy ghost children are saying

I WAS LITERALLY THINKING I WISHED TABITHA AND JADE WOULD INTERACT AND LOOK AT THIS NOW

i knew jim would not vote box lets goo

BOYD WHY

Randall ????

OKAY that tabitha and marielle scene from last episode was bothering me so much i cant believe i didnt think of this

what an episode my god

[quarktrinity]

quark watches star trek season 2 episode 13

kirk slaps space rock

reusing those fog machines from a few episodes ago i see

obviously reversed footage of fog spilling out to make it look like its going back in

kirk has a trauma trigger in the smell of space honey

kirk says gaseous clouds are evil and should be killed

oh god all these guys are wearing red shirts and theres an evil cloud out and about. get out of there guys

evil space cloud using its glitter powers

nooooooo not the red shiiiiirrrrts noooooooooo

"something that cant possibly exist, but it does" thats the plot of like every episode dude. dont you watch your own show

shatner? i hardly know er!

just thought of that joke. im a genius

this episode is called "obsession". im so excited

space cloud vampire

i should add a square on the bingo card called "were going to be late to our space obligation because we have to resolve this plot first"

kirk has space ptsd

another lovecraftian episode

so the titular obsession is kirks. got it

new security officer. is he evil

kirk is so short

lets kill space gas dracula

SPACE GAS DRACULA SPACE GAS DRACULA SPACE GAS DRACULA

nooooooooooo not the red shiiiiiiiirrrrrrts nooooooooooooo

so crazy how they died. cant believe it. on this show? unprecedented

kirk has a vaguely homoerotic determination to kill space gas dracula

kirk says your reflexes suck youre fired

new security officer is very embarrassed and sad

kirk you need a xanax

"i need your advice" "then i need a drink" make out

so space gas dracula is kirks traumatic backstory. i already knew that but thanks spock

new security officers dad was murdered by space gas dracula. i love drama

kirk? having guilt? crazy

ohhhh this is so good, kirks projecting his own guilt onto the new security officer. i love when kirk has something psychological going on

mccoys gonna diagnose kirk with ptsd. im so excited

kirk shut up and let your bfs give u therapy

lets kill space gas dracula... 2!

so why is warp 8 dangerous. im not sure

SPACE GAS DRACULA SPACE GAS DRACULA SPACE GAS DRACULA

kirk has to Let Go

this episode is awesome

"your self pity is a terrible first course. why dont you try the soup instead?"

"this is [mccoys] officially logged prescription for you. it has one word on it: eat." i love this show

oh my god she was bullshitting him to get him to eat. this show is so good.

new security officer in a fit of anger throws his dish

wow so weird how conventional weapons dont work on the evil space cloud

is this supposed to be moby dick

SPACE GAS DRACULA HAS ENTERED THE SHIP

spock says your guilt is irrational, get therapy

SPACE GAS DRACULA SPACE GAS DRACULA SPACE GAS DRACULA

is spock immune to space gas dracula

obviously reversed footage... 2!

spocks Fine

space gas dracula thinks spocks blood is gross

i love kirk so much

kirk gives himself therapy through the power of projection. hold a mirror in front of someone elses face and tell them theyre beautiful

this is like if moby dick and dracula had a beautiful love child and left it in the care of hp lovecraft and then drained the racism out of it

oh so NOW this show knows how antimatter works

kirk once again keeps spock safe

the writers are once again terrified of nuclear bombs

SPACE GAS DRACULA SPACE GAS DRACULA SPACE GAS DRACULA

kirks uses himself as bait, new security guy gets in a physical fight with him about it

oh hes not? ok

oh he is hes just gonna make it out in time alright

BOOM GET EXPLODED IDIOT

were losing the security guy arent we

nope hes fine

spock says who needs god when you have me

kirk solves this dudes daddy issues

yaaayyyyyyyyyy

that episode was great

#quark watches star trek #star trek #star trek tos

[slowjamastan]

What do you think of sufin and what are your squicks when reading a fic about nordics?

kissing you on the lips im going to rant so much

SuFin is my everything

theyre my bread and butter and toast and jam and all the other things on top idk powdered sugar etc. changed my LIFE that my middle school yaoibait fandom straight up got told by word of god himself that One Guy (who is normal fr this wasn't one of the ones who is always naked or sm) was madly unequivocably and eternally in love with That Other Guy. this was such a big deal for me and still is lbr

SuFin is peak they are my bella and edward this is my thenotebook. AND they are canonically not together and over the years ive seen a pattern of fans who are either familiar with actual swedish-finnish relations or doing research into them concluding over and over that finland would not seriously go for sweden, outside of AUs or jsut bending canon bc they really want them together (valid.......)

i love when fin is holding grudges or uncomfortable with the implications of seriously pursuing a relationship with his former (current, culturally?) oppressor so they try to keep it casual and Fail Severely, OR, my #1 favorite dynamic, Finland is fully a straight man who is like "soz but we can be friends bro lmao" and calls sweden homophobic slurs behind his back (but no one else is allowed to but him, obviously). (this is for my personal funnyvalue and ive rarely rareeeeely seen this. im right tho.)

other than that last thing basically i think its very good if they Are mutually in love but logistics and politics and realism and everything keeps them apart or maybe just closeted about it. but they have shared custody of the dog and the kids etc and have couple fights that are more serious than most but are the most steady and happiest couple on the planet overall. soulmates Real. i love sufin its good in every flavor really ummmmmmmmmmm except hyperukefied finland

thats a good lead in to part 2 of this question actually

Nordic Fic Squicks / please stop doing this, im gonna read it anyway, but still

th's k'nd' typ'ng st'le...... y'kn'w wh't ' m''n

denmark and sweden r always angry and trying to beat each other up... we read the same comic, right? theyre buddies now cmonnn

the dynamic that's like DenNor, SuFin, and Iceland is alone 4evr

WHEN THE DENNOR + SUFIN GROUP DYNAMIC UKEFIES NOR AND FIN UNTIL THEYRE BASICALLY UWU GORLS... stop imposing hetero dynamics on gay ships i will Kill You. at least do it to everyone equally...

somewhat related, my ideal nordic five dynamic is Everyone Is A Divorced Dad and iceland is making fun of them on TikTok. second best dynamic is SuFin real, then Den + Nor are amicably divorced and iceland is their shared custody grown child making fun of them on TikTok

^iceland would not use tiktok he is a euphoric intellectual freak

when they make just norway a girl for no reason. babe, no one even draws nyo!norway that well...you're just projecting your desire to be fought over by hot buff men onto this poor dude. stop making me see this. you fucks have been doing this for over a decade.

ignoring history in canonverse. when ur writing modern present-day anything they have all known each other for like, ever. why would they act like they've just met..??? im not asking for tons of research, just awareness of who these characters are, like, at all

please just write the puffin out. no one rly likes him i prommy

scandinavian trio being Weird and Tense around each other in modern day. i disagree SO much, these guys would be hilarious

not realizing that smack halfway between nor and ice's birthdays is (give or take a few days) denmarks constitution day... himaruya......

overreliance on stereotypes. this is a general hetalia complaint

can we talk about the human names ive been dying to complain about the human names!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just a little bit ill keep it to a minimum

tino isnt a feasible finnish name berwald isnt a good swedish name a lot of the common popular other ones get misspelled or just sound bad, and u cant just give them christian names for their early lives im sooooo serious give them old norse names pre-baptization pleaaaassseeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

somewhere deep in my #post tag i ranted ab my old name timeline for each of them but ive changed my mind a few times since then

for finland im a Timo truther and i have been forever

sweden is such a björn but also i like when his name at least starts with ber- .... but yall r so right when u said bjorn he does deserve that

im also a norway changes his name every few years truther. i think its funny and that he would do that

denmark is a magnus, period, formerly a magni, and this is my hill to die on

iceland makes me insane i change my name hc for him every so often but i have a few first and lasties for him for make me HOUUUGH like SoS turned me on to hrafnsson as a surname which makes me go insane now. im also a changes his name frequently truther for this guy but in a more nuanced way than nor does it

ran out of things to complain about but more will hit me later im sure, thank u for coming to another aphws ted talk by andy. MWAH

#post #aph

[kazistired]

I don’t know how to do the “under the cut” thing so I’m sorry about how long this post is.

Okay guys, here’s my reactions to The School for Good and Evil movie (this was me taking notes as I watched).

THIS POST CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THE MOVIE

Live reactions:

-KIIIIIIIT

-His guyliner is on point

-KITS MAKEUP IS AMAZING OH MY GOOOOSH

-THEY PULLED A LIV AND MADDIE WOW

-Dang, the CGI is both good and bad, wow

-okay the opening scene? The dialogue is a little cheesy but WHO CARES ITS KIT YOUNG

-first scene over and it’s already very different from the book

-SOPHIA ANNE CARUSO MY QUEEN I LOVE HER

-AGATHA. QUEEN. HECK YEAH

-they changed her mom from a healer to a wannabe witch. Weird

-they gave them more of a backstory together it’s so cute

-THEYRE SO SARCASTIC I LOVE THEM

-oh my gosh they’re so gay in this haha

-the girl playing Agatha looks so familiar

-white men. Scary dude. KEEP AWAY FROM HER YOU DRUNK WHITE ADULT MAN

-HE PULLED A KNIFE ON HER OH MY GOSH

-SOPHIE TO THE RESCUE RAPUNZEL STYLE WITH THE FRYING PAN AAAAAHHHH

-they’re gay your honor

-they’re screwing around with the people’s knowledge of the school. They didn’t know about it until now. That’s weird

-And there’s Sophie being Sophie. Good for you

-the way Sophia plays Sophie gives Lydia Deetz vibes. Maybe it’s cuz she’s the only other character I’ve seen her play, idk

-They’re a lot better friends in the movie than in the book. I think I like it

-they don’t have the whole “shadow kidnapping people every four years and the town knows and tries to stop it” thing

-at least they still have the scary bird

-they don’t set Sophie up as much as a brat before the school so it’s confusing

-the animation for the wolves isn’t very good

-THE FAERIES ARE FREAKY

-the school for evil is full of gender whyyyyyyyyy

-mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. (Red hair lady)

-mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. (Professor Dovey)

-dang lady 360 much?

-Tedros isn’t blonde. It’s a stupid thing to be petty about but okay

-Hort’s voice is very gender

-WHO’S THIS CUPID HARPY DUDE?????

-“CLOSE. DOESN’T. CUT IT. UGH.” Mommy, sorry

-Kit Young materializing in a column of blood? Yeah, okay, why not?

-Hester spits sparks. Dang

-THEY PUT BRUTAL BY OLIVIA RODRIGO IN HERE AAAAHHHHHH

-Gregor is a KING. I love him

-Sophie just straight up kissed a random dude and it was hilarious

-“I thought gnomes were supposed to be short.” “And I thought princesses were supposed to be likable.” HAHAHAHAHAHA

-Agatha and Tedros’s interactions are weird. Not as cagey as in the book.

-the props are painfully obviously props. Specifically the gnome’s staff

-WHY ISNT THE BLUE FOREST BLUE?????? ITS GOT A BLUEISH FOG AND THATS IT. IM LIVID.

-I like the pink little monster flower. It’s adorable. So cute. I love them

-someone get Gregor out of there and give him his grocery store

-SOMEONE. SAVE. GREGOR. PLEASE.

-NOOOOOO GREGOR!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY FRICKING LIGHTNING ZAPPED HIM TO DEATH OH MY GOSH WHY???????? WHY????????????????

-Lesso is BACK. Mommy, sorry, mommy, sorry

-why does Hort look like the front man of an emo band? Love him haha

-“Why don’t you go find someone else to go have mommy issues with” DAAAANG SOPHIE

-Hester is hot. Very. Hot.

-oh yeah, I forgot about the bees

-op the bees formed Kit Young. Kit Young covered in bees.

-Lesso’s got a thing for Rafal (Kit Young’s character). Wow

-okay but why is the scene with Hester putting her demon tattoo back actually heart wrenching?

-Lesso and her freaky love of Rafal. Dang.

-THANK YOU AGATHA FOR POINTING OUT HOW WHAT HAPPENED TO GREGOR IS WRONG

-“they have weapons but we have animals” wow

-CALL THEM OUT AGATHA. GO OFF GIRL

-why are they all so shallow? My gosh, I hate this trope. I’m tired of shallow princesses

-THE WISH FISH TURNED INTO A PERSON OH MY GOSH THAT WAS COOL

-THAT PERSON IS LITERALLY A CHILD OH MY GOSH AND THE CHILD FRICKING DIES IN A CLOUD OF GLITTER WHAT THE HECK

-oh yeah here’s the animal scene where they want Agatha to free them

-GREGOR GOT TURNED INTO A SKELETON BIRD OH MY GOSH

-WAIT TEDROS KILLS HIM IN THE BOOK

-NOOOOOOO TEDROS KILLED HIM I WAS RIGHT

-“Good used to be good and true. Now we are in the age of self-centered perfectionism” ha true

-there’s always a wolf playing the organ I love him

-Sophie is so pretty oh my gosh. She’s gorgeous

-wow, the doom room already? They’re really skipping a lot of stuff. The Tedros and Sophie build up isn’t happening.

-aaaaaaaaaaand there goes her hair

-the fact that Lesso cut it and they don’t have Sophie kill the Beast makes me sad, cuz that’s her tipping point in the book

-Agatha spitting FACTS

-and freaky Rafal in the mirror, lovely

-I love Kit Young so much. His voice? Amazing.

-he’s got his red vampire aesthetic going and it’s hilarious. He literally just needs fangs

-Agatha getting the build up Sophie and Tedros was supposed to get, nice

-did he trip her with his sword? I dunno

-“unlock your finger glow” “master your finger glow” why does the finger glow thing sound so weird

-Hort you masochist

-the key inserting is slightly triggering

-SOPHIE BURSTS IN LOOKING LIKE A HOTTIE WHILE YOU SHOULD SEE ME IN A CROWN BY BILLIE ELISIH PLAYS????????? OH MY GOSH SHE’S SO PRETTY AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

-They’re montaging her bonding with her coven. No development. Just sudden friendship. Even Hester is in on it

-Sophie is hot. So hot. Her dress in the archery scene? Oh my gosh

-This is a two hour movie, I just realized that. I still have an hour left

-Agatha helping Sophie cheat. Good job.

-and now Agatha is getting sad

-Hester…. Hesterrrrrr….. I’m gay

-“you promise” word choice besties

-so…. The trial by tale isn’t a school event in the movie? Really?

-Hort really holds gender in every other shot. Sometimes he’s meh and others I want to look like that

-Bestie don’t announce your location to a dangerous forest at night

-okay from certain angles Sophie with this hair cut looks like Kallmekris (YouTuber)

-FRICKING REAPER SCARECROW THATS TERRIFYING

-HA Tedros got yeeted

-WHAT IN THE FREAKY GHOST STORY WAS THAT CRAWLING PUMPKIN REAPER????? I DID A PROJECT ON A GHOST LIKE THAT IN SOCIOLOGY AND IT MESSED ME UP FOR WEEKS

-reaper go boom

-Sophie is starting to craaaaack

-AND THERE’S KIT IN HIS VAMPIRE COSPLAY AGAIN

-Dovey’s acting needs work

-okay, the Never’s dorm is top notch

-Agatha is bisexual and Sophie is a repressed lesbian. Change my mind

-op, and here comes the nemesis signs

-Kit and his vampire cosplay back at it again

-THATS SO CREEPY

-Lesso is 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

-see, in the book you don’t know which brother the school master is. Here, good is explicitly stated as the school master and Rafal is causing chaos

-“oh no she’s missing” and no one thought to check the library?

-Sophie’s nooooooooose whyyyyyy

-ooooooo, I like how they made Lesso a reader

-Tedros spitting facts

-“she’s like my sister” NAH YALL ACT TOO GAY TO BE SISTERS SORRY

-Tedros “you’re my true love” after barely interacting. Lovely.

-Sophie had a veil on how ugly is she under there?

-YO WOW SHE LOOKS LIKE MIRACLE MAX

-“quiet Aggie the protagonists are speaking” I’m stealing that, that’s such a good line

-Wow Tedros throwing Agatha under the bus

-see, if you didn’t read the book, the nemesis thing wouldn’t have made sense

-Sophie turned the teachers into wooden dolls, dang

-Agatha literally being the only one in this movie with brain cells

-Never Ball!!!!! I love it!!!!

-Sophie looking like a goblin from Gringotts

-SOPHIE’S HOT AGAIN THANK GOODNESS

-YAS QUEEN MAKE THEM UGLY

-yooooooo Hort is wearing a skirt

-awwww, they’re not ugly, their clothes are just black now

-Hester’s dress is gross

-THEYRE FIGHT SCENE IS LITERALLY A TOXIC BY BRITNEY SPEARS REMIX OH MY GOSH

-HORT IN A SKIRT IS KING LEVEL BEHAVIOR

-I love Hort. He’s my favorite

-Sophie, snap that pen

-YOOOOO THE SCHOOL MASTER WAS ACTUALLY RAFAL

-Vampire cosplay is back at it again

-wow imagine Kit Young watching this back and basically watching him kill himself

-I mean, he’s not wrong. He really did corrupt them.

-Tedros and Agatha had no build up. They had maybe two scenes and that’s it. Ugh. I hate it.

-I didn’t know I’d ever watch Jesper Fahey seduce Lydia Deetz yet here we are

-the CGI for the school’s collapsing kinda sucks not gonna lie

-wow Agatha, that’s cheesy

-what’s with 100s of years old beings wanting to marry Sophia’s character?

-and after an awful stab scene the school’s rebuild lovely

-Sophie being stabbed by the Storian was cheesy as heck

-Rafal called Excalibur an oversized butter knife and honestly good for him

-Sophie is dying so slowly my gosh

-why didn’t Agatha just grab the sword? Why waste Sophie’s fading energy to send it through the air?

-all it took to kill him was one slash? Really?

-Ha, they kissed (yes it was a kiss goodbye cuz Sophie died but whatever)

-ah yes, the magic tears trope

-goooooood morning Sophie

-so…… no teleportation? They don’t get yeeted back to their home town?

-NO WOLF/FAERIE EVER NEVER REVEAL?????? SERIOUSLY????? THAT WAS MY FAVORITE PART OF THE BOOK!!!!!!

-HORT STRAIGHT UP REJECTING BEATRICE YESSSSSSS

-oh okay, they walk through a portal instead

-AGATHA STAYS????? FOR A BOY?????? THAT SHE BARELY KNOWS????? SERIOUSLY???????

-okay nevermind, she goes too

-they use their magic to make birds poop on their bullies. Nice.

-they set it up for a second movie. Good for them.

Okay, so basically they hit enough of their basic plot points to make it through but honestly? Wasn’t the best. The book was waaaaaaaaaaaaaay better.

#the school for good and evil #the school for good and evil spoilers #the school for good and evil movie #the book is always better than the movie #what the heck did I just watch? #Kit young’s vampire cosplay #I’m very gay

[diggersofgraves]

fucking hate when someone calls out other ppl for appropriating latino culture or making fun of some aspect of it. and then in comes some random ass latino, "we dont care abt this, we're laughing with them, we're not sensitive 🙄"

bitch First of all, stand the fuck up for yourself. they made a fucking joke at ur expense and they continuously do it and u wanna laugh with them 🥺

and its not just at ur expense. its at the expense of ur parents. siblings. friends?? if as a latino you've never experienced aggressions or had ppl already decided ur not trustworthy or speak to you like a child bc they assume u dont speak english or call you names or have police target ur dad and push him around when he's just walking or claiming that ur mom had drugs on her on a random ass stop bc for what fucking reason, idk, but it fucking happens or getting referred to as "you people" constantly paired with just an awful assumption abt "you ppl" or bullied for an accent ir not speaking english.

thats great for you. im really glad you didnt have to deal with that, specifically if u grew up in the US, but honestly, anywhere else where these might present as problems.

but this whole "latinos aren't sensitive 🥺 not like other ppl" shut up shut up shut up

BC the Second thing im talking abt is the fucking rude ass implications always attached to that fucking statement. these people always bring up "being sensitive" and "other people". underhandedly undermining the progress and valid statements and concerns and violence brought up by other racial and ethnic minorities. theyre speaking out abt their experiences and the unfairness of it and in comes this fucking guy, claiming its ppl being sensitive and they can't take a joke, but he can so he's better and he's different. YOU HEAR THAT, WHITE PPL??? HE'S DIFFERENT!! YOU GOT THAT?? UR SURE??

literally fuck you dude, you'd rather laugh next to an oppressor than the black, brown, or indigenous person who's speaking abt the endless struggles that the oppressor ur standing next to causes that makes their lives difficult and, many times, dangerous. good job, ur just like them now, im pretty sure thats what u want? like genuinely, thats what u want?? did they choose u??

and yeah, Third, bc despite the fact that its not obviously there sometimes, the fucking anti-blackness/racism in these statements and occurrences and within the community as a whole. your experiences as a white latino or even as "mestizo" (i dont particularly like using that word to describe myself or others bc of its roots in the spanish caste system, but I don't have a better word, if anyone can help out there, I'd appreciate it very much <3) dont encompass all latino experience within the US OR within the country your family might have immigrated from. talk to your fellow afro latinos and indigenous members of the community. even if you're dont experience any struggles to speak abt, if ur families doesnt, listen to other people in ur community and be a fucking ally. fucking idiot

my Fourth and probably final point is documentation status within the US. if u came into the US with documents, if u were born in the US, etc etc. thats privilege baby. i guarantee you ur experiences as a documented latino is going to be different than the experiences as an undocumented latino.

there are resources you can reach when ur a citizen that are unavailable to undocumented ppl. and not just latinos in this case, i mean from all over the world, but especially if ur a racial/ethnic minority in the US.

my mom came to the US undocumented. she was getting that shit ready when my family had a fallout and we became homeless. the fucking. obstacle's she had to go through to access resources were fucking crazy. many many times they didn't want to offer these resources to her or us simply based on her undocumented status. many many assumptions were made abt her and our family. she was taken advantage of in jobs and programs.

the problems didnt exactly stop when she finally became a resident, but that weight was so so so much lighter on her after that. we finally had access to resources they refused her before and things became much easier.

I know that as someone who was born in the US, im already less likely to face such events that my mom did. that's privilege already.

if u go to or went to a majority latino school, there might be a chance that there are students who recently came from latin america, maybe within the last year or few months or weeks (my hs school had new students come in every couple of months). pay attention to how they're treated. not just by students, but by the staff. there is discrimination going on there. teachers might make little comments, call them lazy, stupid. its not funny. speak up for them. these teachers are making nasty comments in english when the students usually dont grasp the language so well yet, they JUST moved there. if you dont need to speak up for yourself, fine, speak up for others.

making jokes out of latino struggles reinforces stereotypes and its not you on the bad end of them bc ur laughing with the white man on the otherside. but there are still members from ur own community that might fit some of the stereotypes (bc ur reinforcing these stereotypes by making fun of the CULTURE, our actual way of life) and thats enough for some racist or xenophobic asshole to grasp onto and make a persons day or life a little shittier.

ur not the only person in ur community. there are actually communities out there, latino ppl who speak up on the issues ur laughing abt. in laughing with the oppressor, ur undermining ur community. fuck off dude, fr.

#monzerath rants #especially on fucking tik tok dude #like damn #also this post brings up points from my own experiences #u can talk more on them or add more points if ur latino #or if u wanna correct me in something i said #i dont wanna make latinos looks bad #but if u dont call out the ppl in ur ow community #where will we be? #anyways #long post #ish? #also i used the word latino bc thats that specific word i use to identify myself !! #any ppl who feel more comfy using latine or latinx #are 100% free to do so :) #my experiences come as a latino living in the US #and other ppls experiences differ depending on so many factors #listen to them #speak abt them #ily

[blackvail22]

i love him so much

i am overthinking sm abt it though because he's 2 years younger than me

and my birthday is before his

so it looks like a 3 year gap for 3 months

im just afraid of people seeing me as a predator

im not preying on him

i respect his boundaries... he doesnt talk about them, so i always ask him

i think im in my head so much is because for abt a year n a half his cousin kept telling me his (my boyfriends) aunt thinks im a child predator

which, she told me that she wasnt saying i was.. she was telling them that i could be (because we met online n havent met in person yet)

so i get it

but other people calling me that too makes me ... uncomfortable

this doesnt justify it at all, but it really feels like him and i are the same age or at least close... because we are...

but it doesnt feel like theres a huge gap

2 years isnt a big gap....

when its our ages... its not a lot

im so exhausted from feeling like i have to defend myself

and it doesnt help that my sister said an offhand comment abt is i was dating my boyfriend (she thinks hes just a friend) that id be a predator which ????? no?

i always want to impress his family as well.

i dont come from a good family (obviously)... it seems like the complete opposite of theirs. so, i feel the need to prove that im better than where i came from. i am... not the best mentally, but im working on it, so thats something.

i always try to be nice, seem pure

theyre a picture-perfect christian family, id say

church every sunday morning, limits the amount of candy kids eat, makes sure theyre growing ... normally, properly. very easy going with each other, too

mine? goddd

chaos.

his family spends a lot of time together, too

i wonder if his family knew about my bad parents and the horrible way i grew up if theyd accept me.

fuck dude

i just need to sleep

i say that every time i overthink but im starting to believe its more than that

im going to take more melatonin than usual tn to see if i can sleep for longer. im not gonna want to wake up tomorrow because my moms home

everythings bad when my mom is home

i just want my computer in my room dudeee

[thingforthestoryhaha]

victors profile

victor

eros callss him "vic'"

his mom calls him "dumbass child" but in russian

did i mention that hes russian?

23 months old. obviously.

hes gay and a cis dude and he/him and shit

hes the main character

hes dating eros

he lived in chicgo

hes dead now LMFAO

he tends to fiddle with the gold buttons on his trench coat

he also tends to say some things in russian, like he calls eros my love in russian

also whenever he gets super stressed or super freaks he rambles in russian

i mentioned hes russian right?

he was like severly bullied in school and shit, people would call him worthless, tell him he wont get anywhere in life, he should just khs, etc, so thats the only reason he stayed in highschool. thats the only reason he does anything, tbh. that and for eros, but he woud never admit that to him. he cant have feelings. ew.

hes got some uh, some issues. he steals, changes mood very (very.) frequently. acts out, is extremely unstable. bit of a loser. he also, yknow, murdered a man, stole a car, snuck into a hotel, and killed himself. hm. bit of a red flag 🚩🚩

his prejudices are just all older womsn/woman who smoke?? he thinks they all want to hurt him. he had some shit go down with his mom. hes not misogynistic or anything, he doesnt hate woman, his mom just sucks straight balls man.

hes an ISTJ

hes an athiest

he LOVES toaster strudels. like LOVES them, but he calls the toaster pockets.

he doesnt care for politics

he doestn work or has any sort of job, he thinks that sort of stuff is pointless. he can steal from chain places.

his favorite color is red

his favorite song is "dream a little dream of me, but his favorite musicians are russ morgan and his orchestra and claude debussy

his favorite possesion is a necklace eros got him. its a silver chain with an upside down crosse on it. victor wears it everywhere, he never takes it off. its not a religious thing, but it has diamonds in it and eros got it for him and he really loves it. he loves it so much.

his love langauge is touch for sure. he loves just holding eros' hand, kissing him, hugging him, and when theyre having sec he'll give him hickeys and touch his thighs and stomach and stuff, and he holds his hands.

he cant tell people he loves them, hes never once said he loves eros because hes never once had it said to him in his childhood. his dad hung himself and his mom despised him for it, she thinks it was because of him.

he LOVES cats, like LOVES them.

he born in russia, has the accent. moved to maine when he was like 14 but knew some english before that. his mom is abusive and shit, she hates him. its sad. poor dude

him and eros are together, he is the only man he has ever loved. they consider themselves to be married, but thats not legally binding.

[mihai-florescu]

Does anyone know any good infographics about parasocial relationships? I have kids in my instagram DMs who simply dont know how to interact with a content creator they like. If you enjoy my videos im very glad, but im not your friend, i dont even know who you are.

#i had 2 people dm me tonight #one was very polite in saying they like my art and wanted to let me know #the other started by adressing me as my tiktok name #said im the coolest person theyve seen #and proceeded to ask if i want to get matching chunky rings with them #and when i said i dont wear rings they replied with 'i just wanted to be nice...' #theyre obviously a child but thats not it my dude #parasocial relationships #my post

[cata-strophes]

I see your doodle art of human!Techno addicentally adopting blood god!Tommy and now I'm highly curious on what your thoughts is about that au. any of them you wanna share???

oh boy do i have thoughts an ideas for this au!!! its been on my mind for. literal months actually

basically techno is like, just a pretty normal dude just exploring the world and travelling around

he finds these weird ruins and enters them and there just a rly concerning amount of blood and baby in the middle of a pillar surrounded by dead bodies

techno doesnt know this yet, but what happened was that this is the blood god cult trying to bring back their god but misread the instructions and they thought they needed "a pure sacrifice" (which is why infant tommy) when actually they needed "a clean vessel" (just a person who is not blessed or cursed by any other gods and whatnot)

techno takes the baby bc hes not just gonna leave a baby there to die and tommy immediately gets attached and kinda imprints on techno

tommy is a literal infant so he cant rly control his powers but techno being the only person he trusts he kinda blesses him and thats how techno slowly starts to get his more beast-like appearance (tusks, red eyes, pointy ears, a pink-ish skin, he gets more strength or smth too) plus the voices!!

this was very usual for the blood god before to give his most trusted followers to be able to help him at all times and all that

techno rly wants to give him up and tried to at several villages but grew attached to tommy and also tommy kinda compelled him with the blessing since the voices (that are still a bit quiet and mostly mix with his own conscience) keep telling him he has to take care of tommy himself

^ this is definitely something that comes up in the future when techno and tommy finally understand the meaning of a blood god's blessing and theres Angst

since tommy is a child and his body and brain cant rly stand the ammount of power and knowledge of the actual blood god, most of his powers and memories are like. locked, and as he grows up he starts to be able to use more of his powers and relive some memories

anyways since tommy is just a Baby, most ppl actually think techno himself is the blood god, not like, the caretaker of the baby blood god, which he appreciates since otherwise they would try much harder to kill tommy instead of seeing him as a poor victim of the bloodgod or smth

tommy does have some powers though, when hes a toddler, some Evil Dudes kidnap him to gain power over techno Who Is Definitely The Blood God and when techno goes save him he just finds tommy sat in a concerning ammount of blood and tommy just raises his arms and is like "up up!!"

later on phil and techno become friends and phil also thinks techno is the blood god!! bc techno just never thought to clear that up when they first met and then it kinda escaped his mind

so techno introduces tommy who is just like dangling from his arms like a mokey and phil is like "ohh!! i also have a son!!! :D" and he introduces them to wilbur who is like 10 or smth

wilbur is like "im older so u have to listen to me!!" and tommy (a literal blood god who has killed many men) is all bright eyed and excited bc wilbur talks with Big Words and obviously is very smart and strong so yes yes it makes sense he has to listen to wilbur

phil and wilbur still think tommy is Just A Normal Baby

and idk wilbur likes to read to him and play the guitar so tommy immediately loves him and follows him around

(yes techno tries very hard not to feel jealous of a ten year old)

one day tommy and wilbur get kidnapped

wilbur is like "i will protect you bc im Older!" and tommy is like ":0!!"

but then the Bad Guys do Bad Guy Stuff and wilbur gets hurt so tommy is like ">:(!!!"

and once again theyre found in a puddle of blood

phil is like "wh-" and tommy is just like "techie!!! :D" and then immediately gets very sad and is like "wilby is huwt techie :'((("

and then they heal wilbur and thats how phil finds out tommy is actually the blood god

tommy still follows wilbur around tho bc hes Child and wilbur is Big Brother and Older and Reads Very Fast

#thats more than i thought i had actually!!!! #ask #anon #dsmp au #technoblade #tommyinnit #sorry no doodles bc this is a lot of stuff but if u want doodles of a specific thing feel free to ask #i just love technodad ok im weak im a weak man #baby blood god tommy au

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Okay I’m just gonna below the cut my very calm thoughts about no way home

OKAY CAUSE HOLY SHIT CAUSE HE HOLY SHIT LIKE HE HE!!! HE AS IN MATT FUCKING MURDOCK HOLY SHIT AND HE!!!!!! CHARLIE COX HOLY SHIT AND THEN HE CAUGHT THE BRICK AND LIKE IM JUST A GOOD LAWYER LIKE HOLY SHIT DUDE ITS MATT FUCKING MURDOCK

AND THEN DOC OCK OH MY GOD AND ALL OF THEM AND FLINT HELPING PETER FLINT MY BELOVED I LOVE YOU AND PETER ACTUALLY SAYING HE WANTS TO SAVE ALL OF THEM AND LIKE PETER MY BABY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

AND AUNT MAY FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I KNEW IT WAS COMING BUT THEN THE BOMB AND SHE WAS FINE AND I HAD HOPE AND THEN SHE SAID THE LINE AND I WAS OH NO PLEASE DONT SAY THE LINE THAT LINE IS FUCKING CURSED BUT SHE SAID IT AND THE SHE THEN SHE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 AND HAPPY DIDNT EVEN GET TO HE WASNT EVEN THERE AND THEN OH MY GOD IN NEDS HOUSE HOLY SHIT HIS MOTHER SPEAKING TAGALOG HOLY SHIT AND THEN NED HE DOES HAVE MAGIC IN HIS FINGERS AND HE OPENED THE FUCKING PORTALS AND OH MY GOD LIKE OBVIOULSLY THEY WERE GONNA COME OBVIOUSLY BUT LIKE SEEING IT SEEING THE TWO OF THEM BEING THEM LIKE TOM HOLLAND I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOUR PETER BUT I GREW UP WITH THESE TWO AND JUST SEEING THEM

AND THEN THE SCENES WITH ALL THREE OF THEM PLEASE WHEN TOBEY AND ANDREW JUST TALK ABOUT THEIR BEN AND MJ AND STACY OH MY GOD MY HEART

AND THEN THEYRE IN THE LAB LIKE THESE MFS ARE GENIUS SO SMART I KISSING ALL THEIR FOREHEADS AND TOBEY SAYING HES HAPPY AND THAT ANDREW WILL GET THERE TOO HE JUST HAS TO GO FOR IT

AND NED TELLING PETER HE WONT GO EVIL AND TRY TO KILL HIM MY HEART MY HEART PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD KEEP VENOM AWAY FROM NED PLEASE FAR FAR AWAY

AND THEN AGAIN THE THREE OF THEM JUST TALKING AND THEY ACTUALLY DISCUSS WHERE TOBEY'S WEB COMES FROM AND THE "AMAZING" BIT OH MY GOD AND TOM GOING IM AN AVENGER "THATS SO GREAT WHAT IS THAT IS THAT A BAND YOURE IN A BAND?" PLEASE I LOVE THEM SO MUCH AND THEYRE SO SOFT WITH TOM THEYRE LIKE THIS BABY WE USED TO BE THIS BABY THIS POOR BABY I LOVE YOU BABY YOURE SO SWEET CHILD YOURE DOING AMAZING SWEETIE I LOVE YOU

YEAH PETER FUCKING DESERVES THAT AFTER ALL THAT MARVEL PUT HIM THROUGH LIKE YOU THOUGHT FAR FROM HOME WAS EMOTIONALLY TOUGH ON HIM OH MY GOD NO WAY HOME JUST OH SO MUCH WORSE LIKE HE LOST MAY AND THEN HAPPY MJ AND NED DONT REMEMBER HIM

HES LITERALLY ALL ALONE HES FUCK OH MY GOD PLEASE I JUST WANT TO WRAP PETER UP IN A BLANKET OH GOD

WHAT DID I MISS OH YES ELECTRO THINKING PETER WAS BLACK LMAO PLS AND THE SCENE IN THE TRAILER WITH LIZARD GETTING PUNCHED YEAH YEAH WE WERE SO RIGHT AND OH MY GOD ANDREW SAVING MJ DESERVED HE DESERVED HE FUCKING SAVED HER I WANNA WRAP HIM IN A BLANKET TOO AND OH FUCK WHEN TOM TRIED TO KILL THE GOBLIN AND TOBEY JUST LOOKED AT HIM LIKE THAT MY HEART MY FUCKING HEART AND THEN GOBLIN FUCKING STABBED HIM HE BETTER NOT DIE

AND END CREDITS LMAO EDDIE AND VENOM JUST ENDING UP IN A DIFFERENT COUNTRY COMPLETELY CONFUSED AND GETTING DRUNK AND THEN GOING BACK HOME BUT FFFFFF NEXT VILLAIN VENOM LETS GOOOOOO AGAIN STAY AWAY FROM NED I STG STAY AWAY FROM NED

what else what else what else OH THE DOCTOR STRANGE TRAILER AMERICA !!!!!!! MF AMERICA CHAVEZ BABY YOURE HERE I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU AND THIS JUST MEANS YOUNG AVENGERS SOON THEYRE ALL THERE JUST HULKLING LEFT I THINK TLDR tom holland peter parker giving you a warm blanket and hot cocoa and so many forehead kisses and pats on the head baby i love you sweetie you did such a good job i love you

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