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shinagawa-division · 1 year
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The day was slowly winding down. In just a few short hours Sumire Shinomiya’s birthday would come to an end. However, she would receive a few gifts before the end of it. The doorbell loudly rang throughout the mansion, and the butler of the manor answered the door. However, no one was present at the door. The only thing there were three gifts addressed to the birthday girl herself.
Picking it up, the old brought the gifts inside. Carrying them to where Sumire was and placing the boxes in front of her. “It appears that someone sent you a few gifts Miss,” Goro said. “Now if you excuse me Miss I have to get started on dinner.”  Sumire thanked the old man watching him leave before turning to the first gift and opening it. 
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Inside the first gift was a massive cake decorated in a gothic style with demon horns sticking out from the top. Sumire couldn't help but let out a whistle as she admired the work that went into the cake. She could smell it from where she was standing and her mouth was already starting to water. Seeing as there were two more gifts Sumire picked up the one closest to her and opened it.
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Inside the second gift was a pair of long black and purple gothic gloves. Sumire smiled at the gift already having a few outfits in mind to match them with. Setting them aside Sumire picked up the final gift and opened it. 
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Inside the third gift was a box of C4 explosives. Sumire choked on her spit at what she was looking at. Who the fuck sent her this? Looking around for some sort of note. However, what she noticed was a disc the size of her hand. Picking up the disc activates and reveals a hologram saying “Incoming video call. Accept or Decline?”. Hitting the accept option Sumire watched as the hologram shifted into Kanra Akemi of Edogawa.
“Happy Birthday Sumire!” Kanra shouted. Suddenly a muffled noise was heard beside her. Giving whatever was beside her a harsh smack effectively quieting it down. “Sorry about that. Anyway Happy Birthday Sumi! Hope you like the gifts I got you. I would've delivered them to you in person but you and Aranai-senpai are off doing that birthday thing yall do to each other. So I decided to just drop them off instead. I gotta say Sumire your cake was one of the hardest I ever made. The lace designs alone took hours to do. I wasn't entirely sure what flavor you liked so I just made it red velvet. Okay so on the gifts. The first thing I got you was the long gloves. I always see you with a few already so I thought you might appreciate one more from me.” The young girl’s face dropped from cheerful to completely blank as she began to rub her chest. “Take it from me I know what it’s like to cover up what you don't what people to see.”
Sumire thought back to what she read on Kanra. She may have had a few scars herself but even Sumire had to admit that she had nothing on Kanra in the scars department. However, If there was anyone on this planet who might understand her then it would be the girl with scars covering her from neck to toe.
“Alright enough of that. Now I bet my last gift surprised ya,” Kanra giggled. “I made it myself. Now, what's with that look? You don't think I can make military-grade explosives? I’m smarter than I look and besides don’t you know a girl gotta know how to cause a little trouble? If you’re worried about it not working don't be I've already tested some beforehand. So you know how a bunch of abandoned buildings has been blowing up lately all over the Tokyo wards? Ta-da! It was me blowing them up testing out the various batches of C4 I've made.”  Kanra smiled at Sumire as if she didn't just reveal she was the one who's been blowing up various buildings the last month. “But uh don't tell anyone that Yuriko-san would have my head if she knew what I've been doing.”
Sumire couldn't help but stare at Kanra. A million thoughts raced throughout her head but two stood out the most. One, Kanra knew how to make military explosives. Two, the girl was the one causing the police of every ward in Tokyo to work overtime trying to figure out who was causing these explosions. Sumire let out a mad giggle as she dropped to the floor. Rolling around with a mad laugh when it hit her that Kanra was the one causing so much anarchy around the wards. There was a reason why Sumire had liked the pink-haired girl. 
“You good? Okay, I got you one more gift. This one is not deliverable I'm afraid. It is a pinata a ‘rabbit’ pinata if you will,” Kanra’s lips are pulled back into thin lines and Sumire can see most of her teeth from how wide her mouth split open. It looks borderline painful and it so acutely reminded Sumire of the old illustrated version of Alice in Wonderland that she can only call it Cheshire. Sumire watched as Kanra slowly shifted the view from her to what was beside her. Sumire couldn't help but laugh as she realized what she was seeing. In front of her was Jyuto Iruma bloody and beaten hanging from the floor on a metal chain. Kanra came back into view with a metal bat in hand. “I’ll be waiting for you Sumire! Invite Aranai-senpai too she’d get a kick out of this.” 
Kanra gave one last wave to her before the call ended. Sumire let a smile spread across her face. A chance to beat the bastard cop from Yokohama? Sign her the fuck up. 
Sumire smirked as the hologram shut off, she shook her head fondly, she and Kanra may not hang out much but it was always a fun time when they do. Unlike her “older sister”, Sumire didn’t have a problem with Kanra and much like Aranai, considered her one of her trustworthy friends, she much reminded the anarchist of herself when she first stepped into the scene, before she became somebody to be respected…and feared. Kanra was already powerful in her own right but Sumire knew that with a little work and some guidance, she’ll be downright unstoppable.
Sumire gathered the gifts one by one, being especially careful with the very much real C4 explosives and brought them down to her lab where Aiko and Malphas were engaged in a very passionate game of…gold fish, the mechanical spider clicking angrily when Aiko once again won. “It’s not my fault you keep revealing your hand by clicking, Mal! Maybe we should finally put a voice modulator in you.” Aiko suggested as she shuffled the cards before stopping and looking to see her creator coming down the steps with the presents. “Big sister!” The android girl leaped up and helped the older girl with setting the gifts down, “More presents? Who are they from?”
“Kanra from Edogawa.” Sumire replied as she walked over to the shelf on the wall, she picked up something only to let it sit back in place by a rope connecting to it, suddenly the wall and shelf moved backwards and to the side, exposing the secret compartment inside the wall. Inside were very dangerous weapons and explosives no doubt illegal and honestly something a girl her age should not be in possession of. From guns, canons, rocket launchers to expertly contained chemical weapons and poison vials to other deadly and wide range explosives much like the ones in the anarchist’s hands. With care and delicate movements, she placed the pack of C4s among the rest of the explosives and returned the wall and shelf to where it once was.
Aiko, meanwhile, marveled at the cake the pink haired girl made, “Whoooah, this cake is so pretty! Can I have some? Please, big sis?” Wide, purple eyes pleaded at their creator who smiled and patted the android’s head, “Sure, but don’t forget to save some for me.” With a happy squeal, the younger girl raced up the steps and towards the kitchen to get some plates. Shaking her head fondly, Sumire reached into her pocket for her phone and dialed up a known number, she waited for a few seconds before a gruff “Hello” graced her ears.
“Hey, I know you’re in the middle of planning some horrific and embarrassing revenge gift for me but Kanra just called me up and has that bunny bastard from Yokohama tied up in one of the abandoned warehouses in the Tokyo Ward, so how about you put a pause on whatever the hell you’re about to do and we go beat a rabbit piñata?”
The line was silent for a moment before a sigh and “I’ll come pick you up.”
Sumire smirked and gave one last remark before ending the call, Aiko came back down the stares with plates and silverware humming happily, Sumire ruffled the other’s hair, the android giving a whine in protest “Don’t wait up, Ai. Big sister has some very fun business to take care of.” With that, she grabbed her modified baseball bat from out of a corner and climbed up the steps from out of the basement, smirk slowly turning to a manic grin.
Thank you for the gift!
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poorlydrawnmcyt · 2 years
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they’re gonna beat you to death (I think)
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cutegirlmayra · 3 years
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Who will read?
Stories I have planned to write:
1. Sonic and the Chaos Seas (Sky and sea Pirate AU) - Much like the amazing prompts I did, I have an idea for a Sonic Pirates AU, much like my Medieval AU- where Sonic is the captain of the Bablyon Jewel, which houses the Master Emerald stolen from Angel Island... buuuut since it’s Guardian can’t part with the Master Emerald, and can’t seem to convince Sonic to turn the ship around, Knuckles joins piracy... unwillingly. Tails is his first mate, who is a genius with the ship’s ancient technology, except that Jet and Storm refuse to leave their family heirloom, as Jet is the rightful owner of the commandeered ship. They need the Master Emerald to locate, which Tails’s machines, the 7 emeralds to prevent the terrible ‘Tsunami of Skies’ event depicted in Silver’s future scrolls... the day the sky became the sea... and wiped everything off the planet! Shadow was stolen along with the feared Pirate Gerald’s research... and his granddaughter’s wereabouts remain a mystery... after Sonic accidentally wakes up Shadow, he agrees to let Shadow have his revenge on the Royal G.U.N armada who are secretly working for Eggman, who has convinced Queen Elise that he’s gathering the Emeralds for the world’s sake... Captain Rose and her all female-crew have an old score to settle with Captain Sonic, and Team Chaotix have a specific client looking for their rabbit daughter... who they believe was kidnapped by Captain Rose. It’s a journey that races against time..! But Sonic..? a Sea captain..? Nay! A sky-flying pirate who hates the sea but believes in the justice of the free winds! Shall we all head aboard? (Chaptered story, Pirate AU, Some Sonic couples like Sonamy.)
2. Sonic Storybook Series - Consisting of Oneshots of different stories. Travel to the desert land of traded goods and magical artifacts to discover The Desert Jewel (Aladdin), or perhaps travel the woods and find ancient curses with howling results? (Little Red Riding Hood), maybe you’re more a kingdom missing it’s royalty, kinda guy? (Twisted Cinderella) Which ever you preuse in your readings, care to still take the perilous dive into the Books Of Wonder!? Sorry, Sonic... you don’t have a choice. You’re evil doubleganger, born of your friends insecurities, is going to make sure you’re never the hero again! (Series of Oneshots - so multiple story-chapters - some Sonamy lol)
3. Sonic Family - Set in the distance future... Discover a secret deal, arranged out of love, before the nefarious Eggman infuses half his mind with a metallic computer to keep himself from falling to Alzheimer's. However, the machine turns him in-human, and takes over his fleshy-side. Older Sonic has to give up the oath he made so many years ago, and abandon his friends in pursuit of Eggman. It’s a deadly fight, but with the evil-counterpart ripped from Eggman’s head, Eggman finally shows his age... And Sonic is forced to place him in a home for the elderly. “Oh look! A talking hedgehog!” as Eggman is wheeled into the nursing home, Sonic, after so many years away, returns to his family... Only to find it’s a complete mess! His eldest is trying to get his mentor, Shadow, with Sonic’s wife! Amy wants another baby, and if not, then Sonic needs to be a decent father for a change... His second oldest is having fights at school, his third youngest is Tails’s apprentice and doesn’t really know much or care to learn about his father, only racing and science! His littlest is barely on her first word... can Sonic reunite with his friends and form the connection with his family he gave up long ago? And when Eggman’s mind returns to him, placing the last bingo piece into place,... does this mean Sonic’s family isn’t safely hidden anymore!? Find out! In Sonic Family~ (Sonamy and other Sonic Couples story, future AU, chaptered.)
4. Amy Rose Origin Story: The Piko Warrior - Ever wonder where Amy came from? Sonic never bothered to ask... until that is, her past catches up with her. Warriors from an culturally-rich and brutal era have sworn to find The Rose’s Last Line before a dangerous evil finds it first and wipes out the last of the Piko Warrior’s bloodline! But... the Rose’s bloodline is a traitor? Amy Rose was raised by wandering Gypsies that taught her fortunes and tarot cards, right? But you’re wrong... Will Amy tell the secret of her Piko Piko Hammer and finally tell her team of friends the truth about her brutal past? Stay tuned for this, Amy Rose’s Origin Story! (Sonamy chaptered story + Amy Origin)
5. Amy's Judgement (Judgement spirit and King Spirit. FIGHT! lol) - Unaware of her orphan past, Amy simply wants to spend the rest of her life chasing Sonic and being apart of his world... but the Gods deem otherwise. When the team discover an ancient spirit haunting the world with his undead army, it’s only up to Sonic to connect with the Spirit King, the most powerful soul in all the afterlife, in order to acquire the legendary power to fight with Spirits! (In the flesh, it’s no good!) However... The Spirit King seems to hate Sonic,... but why? And why does he look so sorrowful when seeing Amy Rose? Will the team discover their families they’ve never really known in the spirit world? Find out, in this devastating war of the living and the dead! (Chaptered story, everyone’s origins revealed, moderate Sonamy.)
6. Yugioh OC story (Will give official name later) - While Atem is enjoying his afterlife, Mana admits that there is something missing, but perhaps without it, he could continue on in blissful ignorance, but it’s not enough for Atem. Learning that there are Cursed Millennium Items that were thrown from the first batch, the Ring being cursed in secret, he rises from his rest through the Millennium Puzzle, returning to his Partner to seek his aid. Yugi is elated to see his old friend, but deeply concerned. Atem has many enemies now... and old rivals who will take advantage of this situation. Atem must recover the parts of his memory that were sealed away in the cursed items... Then they hear singing? Join this remarkable quest as the old gang gets back together to find the missing items, stop an evil Egyptian witch, and discover the missing power of the Millennium Heart, which can bring monsters and spirits... to life! “The Falcon shall find the split Dove again...And carry it’s heart to the seeking Anubis. Only then can eternity be completed, and the Pharaoh at last, rest with all his lost souls.” (Yugioh characters x Many OCs and just epic dueling lol chaptered story, it’s also just a story not all about romance XP)
7. Amy Rose's Fanfiction (Headband and puppet universe.) - When Canon Amy Rose begins to wonder if she’s satisficed in her universe, a unique opportunity presents itself... grab Chaos’s brain and create her own universe! Without knowing how she did this, the gang is informed from Tikal that Amy has created a separate universe, and they must unite with the many other universe’s to find her and get her back! However, Amy Rose creates a Fanfiction Universe with ‘puppet’ forms of her friends. Enjoy the story of Amy Rose trying to live out her dreams and fantasies through Puppet Amy Rose who begins to see suffering and fights the control of her Canon-counterpart. Can they convince Amy to return to the Canon that needs and misses her? Only by jumping from Comic, Boom, Anime, Classic, and Game universes can Tikal stretch out her power through Chaos Control and find Amy... somehow bringing her back or convincing her to return to where she belongs! (Chaptered story with adaptations of Sonamy: dark sonamy, sonamy au, modern sonamy.)
8. Softer Shades (shadamy) - Yall already know lol. Chaptered Shadamy story.
                                          Which would you read?
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keepmeinthedark · 3 years
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Growing Pains || A Marlene McKinnon fanfiction
Chapter Two - Hogwarts
Chapter One here
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Finding the confidence to ask someone if she could sit with them was proving to be a lot harder then Marlene originally thought. Especially with the thought of her fight with her sister so clear in her head.
Marlene was overreacting, she knew it but she didn't care. Steph lied and her and she hated being lied to. Steph knew this.
They had both been brought up in what Marlene thinks was the right way. To respect others, to not take the purity of others blood into account, to be kind and fair and brave. That Slytherins were anything but, that Gryffindor was the house that every member of their family was apart of and that was for a reason.
But surely she knew better then this? Maybe if her sister was in Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff she would be less mad. She didn't want to be mad at Steph, for she was the only person on this train that she knew. She didn't think about making friends on the train, she had just assumed she would enjoy the ride with Steph and her friends and then start actually putting herself out there to her own year once sorted.
Luckily she was able to find a carriage of her own, at the very front of the train, next to where the prefects were. She took her seat and a deep breath.
Now what?
She hadn't really packed anything in her bag that could be used as entertainment. She expected that she would have people to talk to for the train ride.
She sighed and looked out the window, this was going to be a long journey. And the train hadn't even taken off yet.
It was about twenty minutes before the train took off and then another ten minuets for someone to join Marlene.
A small plump boy, draw coloured hair and baby face entered the carriage. "Umm I hope you don't mind but could I sit here?" he asked quietly.
Marlene had to stop herself from jumping with excitement, he was clearly someone who would be in her year and she could use the company.
"Oh yes! Of corse, please take a seat," she beamed. "My names Marlene, Marlene McKinnon."
"Peter Pettigrew," the boy replied, shaking her outstretched hand and sitting in the seat opposite her. "Are you a first year too?"
Marlene nodded, "Yes I am, I'm so excited. Aren't you? Oh I can't wait to be sorted and start classes," she rambled, slightly bouncing up and down in her seat.
Peter smiled, "So am I. What house do you think you'd be in?"
"Gryffindor probably," she replied, trying not to sound as confident as she actually was. "My whole family has been Gryffindor, only makes sense. What about you? Are you pureblood?"
Peter nodded, "My family has been mixed and matched. No real legacy for me, although I'm hoping to also make Gryffindor."
Marlene nodded and politely smiled, trying not to let it show on her face that she thought he would rather be suited in Hufflepuff in her opinion.
"Do you have any siblings?" she asked, she didn't want to sit in silence with Peter. She had to make friends somehow and this seemed as good of a time as ever.
Peter nodded, "A sister, Beth her name is. She's a year younger then me. Have you?"
Marlene hesitated. Really she should've known that Peter would ask back but it still caught her off guard. She had just told Peter that her entire family was Gryffindors, but Steph in fact wasn't a Gryffindor at all.
Still, she was her sisters. And it wasn't like she expected Peter to actually make Gryffindor, he probably would never notice.
"I have one older sister, a younger brother and two younger sisters."
"Wow, big family you've got there."
Marlene let out a little laugh, "Yeah, I guess... But I like having a big family. I love my siblings as I know you must love your sister."
Peter nodded, "Yeah, definitely."
Marlene and Peter continued talking throughout the ride and rode the boats to the castle with two other girls.
Just the sight of the castle made Marlenes stomach grow butterfly's, it was everything she ever dreamed of and walking into the great hall for the first time was surly a moment she would never forget.
"When I call your name, come forward and I will place the hat on your head. When you've been sorted please join your house table," Professor McGonagall said, before pulling out a scroll and speaking the first name.
"Black, Sirius"
Black, Marlene had heard of that family before, all Slytherins, all purists, all arseholes. She narrowed her eyes as she watched the black haired boy take his seat up on the stool. This one would be obvious.
"GRYFFINDOR!" the hat shouted and the hall went silent.
Marlene allowed herself to glance back at the Slytherin table, where Sirius' family were, ready to welcome him with open arms. Now all sat with their jaws open and eyebrows raised.
Looking back at Sirius almost broke her heart, he looked... scared.
Marlenes eyes didn't leave Sirius for the majority of the sorting. It wasn't until she hear "MacDonald, Mary" that her head shot back to the front. She should be called up soon.
Mary was a small girl, with beautiful brown skin and was wearing a black hijab. She walked up to the stall and sat down, it didn't take long for the hat to yell "GRYFFINDOR," causing the hall to applause while Mary joined her house.
"McKinnon, Marlene."
For whatever reason, Marlene decided to wait a total of three seconds before actually moving, as if she was scared that there were two Marlene McKinnons in her year or perhaps if she misheard the professor and went up before her name was called.
She sat at the stool and faced the great hall. Only then did she feel so incredible small. So many eyes all staring up at her, waiting to see where she'd be placed.
She found Stephanie easily, she was sat at the Slytherin table, close to the edge of the table, as if she was getting ready to welcome Marlene into the house.
"Oh god please not Slytherin" she whispered.
Not Slytherin? Pity, I reckon you'd do rather well there.
Marlene had to stop myself from jumping too much. Of course the hat talked, she had been told this. She had been told every little detail about the sorting ceremony but now that she was here she was terrified. Steph being a Slytherin had completely caught her off guard. She just wished the hat would hurry on and sort her already.
Getting impatient are we? So Hufflepuff will never do.
Well you've got that right, she thought. Just please say Gryffindor and leave me be.
Gryffindor? You have bravery yes but also creativity and wit and, if you use it correctly, intelligence. Perhaps Ravenclaw is more your style.
Ravenclaw? She hadn't thought of herself as a Ravenclaw before. Always Gryffindor. She had to be Gryffindor.
You don't have to be anything the hat spoke again. Here all you have to be is yourself and you are not a Gryffindor
Marlene could feel the hat move on her head, she knew what was coming.
Wait, I'm not-
"RAVENCLAW!"
Marlene didn't remover much of the feast from then on. Instead she sat at the Ravenclaw table sulking. She looked like a fool.
Of corse Peter had made it into Gryffindor, along with Sirius, Mary, three other boys and a girl with red hair. She had never envied strangers more.
She couldn't keep her eyes off the Gryffindor table, they all sat there talking and laughing with their prefects. The Ravenclaws around her tried to get through. Also sorted into her house were two other girls, Emmeline and Hestia. And two boys, Caradoc and Benjy. Their prefect, Frank was currently answering every question her four housemates could come up with.
"It's a small batch this year isn't it?" A girl said, taking a seat next to Frank. "Hi, my names Pandora. I'm head girl," she said, shaking each other their hands.
"Small as in number or height?" Frank joked.
Pandora laughed and shoved him "Oh shut it Longbottom, Merlín knows how you got prefect you can't go abusing your power by bullying first years," she laughed causing the others around them to laugh along.
"Anyways, we better go off to bed. Before everyone starts clearing out and we end up losing one of you. Follow me firsties," Frank said loudly, getting up from his seat.
The five first years followed him through the castle until they had reached Ravenclaw tower.
Marlene had to admit the Ravenclaw common room was beautiful. Frank lead them down the staircase and sat the five of them on the blue sofas by the fire.
"Right, well this is it! Umm just a few ground rules that Ravenclaw house has had for a while and a few insights of other houses and all that.
"Firstly, you're welcome to borrow any book only condition is that you give it back. A rule that I'm pretty sure all houses have are parties are allowed but Hufflepuff usually take care of Halloween because they're closest to the food, there's a ball every year right before the Christmas holidays, although only forth year and above are allowed, sorry guys and parties for such events such as birthdays we say third year and above are allowed to host those. Like no offence yall are cute but nobody knows who you are or care about the fact that you're turning twelve so-" he shrugged.
"Boys I warn you, don't go up to the girls dorm by your own will you will regret it. Ummmm what else is there...? Okay if I think of anything else I'll tell you but until then, follow me youngsters," he quickly jogged to a door under the balcony, down a corridor leading to two stair cases.
"Ladies, follow those stairs up to the first door and you will find your dorm room. You'll find that your things have already been sent up for you. Boys, follow me," and with that he, Caradoc and Benjy were gone.
It was Hestia that lead the way to the dorms and immediately jumped on the closest bed. Emmeline then took the middle one leaving Marlene to take the one furthest from the door.
The three girls unpacked in silence until Hestia spoke up, "You're quiet," she said, looking at Marlene.
Marlene just shrugged, "I guess."
Hestia didn't respond but Marlene caught her and Emmeline sharing a glance.
"Well, I was thinking about going down to the common room. Maybe we could get the boys, try to know each other a little better. You two up for it?" Emmeline then asked.
Hestia nodded smiling but Marlene shook her head, "I'm actually a bit tired. Might go to bed early after writing to my folks," she lied. Really she had no intention in writing to her parents until she could properly talk to Stephanie.
The two girls nodded and left the dorm, leaving Marlene on her own.
She sighed and got changed quickly before getting into bed.
"This isn't so bad," she told herself. So far Hogwarts was nothing like she expected but it wasn't all bad. Could've been worse definitely.
With that thought in mind, Marlene turned off the lamp and slowly but surly fell asleep.
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lenin-it-to-win-it · 5 years
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rabbit tour!
i just made a “shelf” so all my stuffed animals weren’t crowded on the windowsill and i used this as an opportunity to take pictures of all the ones i have with me so here we go!
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this is artemis, a majestic and powerful silver rabbit with a very dramatic backstory
basically i was 5 hours away from home on a work trip and i saw her in the window of a shop BUT it hadn’t opened yet so i had to walk away not knowing if I would have time to get back to the shop before it closed, if someone else would buy the rabbit, or if i even had enough money to buy the rabbit in the first place 
the most I was willing to spend was $20, not because I don’t think this rabbit is a priceless artifact of beauty, but bc im a peasant and my job was technically volunteer work and paid less than minimum wage but ANYWAY i go on and on about this fucking rabbit to anyone who will listen, my coworkers are plotting ways to murder me that will look like an accident, but we get back to the store and the rabbits still there AND ITS ExACTLY $20 SO I IMMEDIATELY BUY IT WITH NO REGRETS BEST PURCHASE OF MY LIFE 
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here are some little baby babies i have clipped to my backpack (can you tell i like rabbits???), the yellow one on top is bun might for obvious reasons
 the one in the middle is technically unnamed but i call him sergeant pez bc hes a pez dispenser and he was in one of my dads old military trunks for like a million years until he was cleaning them out and gave him to me 
the light green one is the newest addition, her name is mochi and shes so fucking soft you guys its like petting a delicate cloud 
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these arent rabbits but theyre still valid so shut up, the black cat is named agugu (short for akutagawa) bc i was into bung/ou s/tray d/ogs at the time 
the panda in the middle was a gift from my roommate and her name is monochrome because i have another panda back home thats purple and her name is. purple. so i wanted to stick with the theme here
the white tiger is named at2shi after atsushi (from b/ungou st/ray d/ogs again) who can turn into a white tiger but also i already had ANOTHER non-white tiger that was named atsushi so this one is at2shi 
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more wild thangs that arent rabbits!
the elephant is слон or “sloane”, слон means elephant in russian and it’s kind of pronounced like the name sloane so it’s a very deep complex and intellectual name, clearly. слон is a puppet that shrieks like the souls of the damned when you squeeze him and he was a gift from my high school russian teacher because i would be Blessed with the duty of making слон scream at students who were speaking english in class, he’s a good comrade 
the tiger is atsushi, im sure you can figure out his deal based on at2shi, i got him at the zoo and hes lovely
the red panda with the minnie ears might have had another name at some point but during my regrettable b/s/d phase i started calling him chuuya and it stuck, also now i put my minnie ears on him bc his head’s the perfect size so im more or less using him as a hat rack which is very on brand for chuuya actually
the purple sloth staring into the camera (and your soul) is gasloth leroux and i won him at dave and busters after re-reading phantom of the opera
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(last batch of non-rabbits)
the bear in the snazzy tunic is radar, he was originally my mom’s as a baby and she gave him to me as a baby and since i dont intend on spawning im hoarding him forever #life hack 
yall better know who fucking kermit is 
aannnd we already went over слон in the last picture so! back to the rabbits!
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welcome to the purple corner, friends!
the little all purple one in the back is sukie, and she is just baby, only little creacher, nothing can change that, she was a gift for easter i think two years ago now 
the purple and white rabbit with the pink nose laying next to the cardboard shapes is named violet and her fur is very soft and lovely but she has some kind of hard panel inside (she moves, maybe? idk) so not exactly optimized for cuddling, still shes a good girl
the hulking googly eyed purple yarn monstrosity is roundy blumbo and he was handmade by my terrible but talented sister @rattypants​
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most of these are new arrivals because walgreens has easter rabbits out and some of them were literally only three dollars so yeah but anyway
the grey one with the pink bow is named toshi after all might (i got him about the same time as bun might so b/nha heavily owned my ass at the time) and hes absolutely perfect for cuddling, very soft and long
the blue one is named bluebell the second or “twobell”, when I was younger I had a really tiny blue stuffed rabbit named bluebell that i would take everywhere but one day i dropped it somewhere in or around a ymca and lost it forever and i literally did not stop crying for two whole days because of it, bluebell the second is a spiritual successor who hopefully wont get lost 
the one that looks just like bluebell the second but not blue is marshmallow, bluebell the seconds identical twin brother who was also 3 dollars because literally, THREE DOLLARS
the one with light brown fur and orange ears is named gingersnap carrot cake because I liked both names and couldnt decide and since i bought him around the same time as bluebell the second and marshmallow, he’s their mischievous older brother and together i guess that makes them the rabbit mcelroys 
now the round rabbit next to toshi with the floppy ears and a smaller rabbit with a green dress on its back is rose and bunnia, the larger one is rose, the mother, and bunnia is her daughter, they have a very close relationship as you can see
the small white and brown rabbit next to rose and bunnia is spenser, named after edmund spenser, creator of the spenserian sonnet, bc i bought her at a renn faire and thought she should have an old timey name, shes a literary icon 
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now we’re getting into the old guard! all the rabbits in this picture (aside from carrot cake gingersnap whomst is a SLUT FOR ATTENTION) are all ones i got between the ages of 6-10, so theyre my day ones uwu
the brown rabbit with floppy ears is mocha, she was a christmas present when i was 9 years old and shes probably the most rabbit-shaped rabbit i have 
the rabbit with the bright pink scarf is beatrice (i dont have favorites except actually i do and its beatrice), I got her when i was 7 years old from goodwill and one of her arms was kind of loosely connected and started falling off which Horrified me and i tried to “take care of her” by using a bit of ribbon as a sling, eventually my grandma sewed her arm back on so then i used the ribbon as a scarf and ever since then beatrice has had a scarf of some kind  
the rabbit next to beatrice with the black button eye is wrinkly pinkly, who lost her eye in the warTM (it fell off years later but she claims to have lost it in the war anyway and shes old so everyone just goes along with it), shes very loose and as the name implies, VERY wrinkly which makes her fun to wiggle around 
the bright pink rabbit with the wide head is anna, beatrice’s mom and wrinkly pinkly’s sister, her husband griffy is back home so i dont have a picture of him but their story is very enemies-to-lovers (they were on opposite sides of The War) and shes a very ambitious and powerful figure in rabbitopia despite having hundreds of kids to raise #feminist icon 
the light pink rabbit with the yarn dress is madison, ironically named long before i even remotely knew that madison, wisconsin was a place that exists, and shes beatrice’s younger sister and shes very active and athletic but she also likes being pretty which is why i made her the yarn dress
cottontail (he doesnt actually have a tail) is the town drunk and a constant nuisance, his wife left him so now he’s always hoeing around and causing trouble for everyone (which is also what he did Before his wife left him), one of his legs is more filled than the other so he walks with a limp. his wife took most of the children except
darnell (the long pink rabbit lying down), who inherited her dad’s troublemaking tendencies and loves playing pranks and talking shit 
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(last one, for all the zero people who are still reading at this point)
next to cottontail we have aminta in the green dress, i bought her at the airport and shes a very beautiful and distinguished young rabbit who madison is ABSOLUTELY gay for, she’s very proper and is being brought up by
hera nova (the white rabbit with the pink nose and floppy ears in the back) who is the oldest rabbit i have (Ive had her since i was at least 5, though she didn’t get a name until i was in my greek mythology phase a few years later), shes sort of a grandma to all the other rabbits and could absolutely destroy them all if she wanted to 
karoline (yes with a k, i didnt know the kardashians were a Thing back then) is the yellow rabbit with the basket, she works at rabbitopia’s most popular restaurant, the spinning carrot, and she is one of the three main chefs along with her sister 
bonnie, the pink rabbit with only one ear, she got torn up pretty badly over the years but shes still alive and still spinning those carrots!! (there was a third rabbit that worked with them named fritz who was white and holding an easter egg but i don’t remember what happened to her) 
so there we go! rabbits! lots of them! 
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Are You The One Season Finale Recap: Just Put Me Out of My Goddamn Misery (PART TWO)
Since everyone bitches and whines about how long my recaps are, I separated them into two parts. Pick up a book, you lazy pieces of shit and read part 1 here >>
Chuck is like, were not going to win so next match ceremony Im picking Britni and everyone is like Chuck and Alec start yelling at each other and having a food fight, which pisses off Alec more because hes a firm believer that you should never waste food.
Alec: WE SHOULD NEVER QUIT Chuck: Eat a dick dude
Chuck goes up to push Alec, which is a huge mistake surfer brah, and Alec shoves Chuck to the ground like hes made of paper. Alec, congrats, your ovaries have officially transformed into a small chode of a penis. Gotta start somewhere.
Britni is like You would shove Chuck, who btw looks like a Ken doll version of the lead singer of AFI, for money?! Thats some shit ONLY poor people would say. Britni, people have done way worse shit for way less money. Read a book, tune into the news, watch Empire (or read my recaps).
Rashida and Devin are like And I agree. I did not sit through 10 weeks of this retarded shit to watch yall give up.
Devin is like If I can get this fresh batch of mentally incapable humans to win this stupid fucking reality show, it would be equivalent to the greatest feat in sports history. Which sport? Speed walking? Turn on ESPN Devin, I fucking dare you.
Zak and Hannah are mourning the fact that they arent a match, and tbh, I am too.
Cheyenne is talking to Devin about how he is disrespectful and is like
Devin: (actual quote) Im a shit head, but not a total shit head. – I honestly dont even need to try and be funny for these recaps, they all say enough stupid shit where I dont even have to try.
THE GAME
Chuck is like, I was hammered last night and said dumb shit and Im going to actually play this thing. Thank god Chuck, otherwise I seriously would have cunt punted you, and your little dog too! (Britni)
The game is the easiest one of the season: its an obstacle course with girls sitting on their back. There is a true/false section, where if the team guesses it right, then they get 30 seconds off their time.
Zak and Kayla are in first, which is crazy because Zak might be the smallest out of all of them. Alec is terrible with this shit and is back to being a giant bitch.
Melanie and Tyler go to the true or false thing, where Mel admits she offered Chuck a threesome, which is a new low.
Kayla and Zak win, being the Italian stallions. Rashida and Devin get second and Mel/Tyler get third because they answered the question right- aka, Mel is a closeted freak.
Stacey is talking to Nelson about how she has no idea who her match is and shes talking so fast I could have sworn it was a Gilmore Girls episode. You can def tell Stacey is fucking hammered in this, but its cool. I love Stacey. And apparently so does Nelson. Okay whatever.
Meanwhile, Alec is flirting with Amanda and Kiki is like WTF. Which is literally her reaction to everything- WTF.
THE DATE
Theyre hanging out on fucking boat that doesnt even have a bar. That sounds like some Life of Pi shit.
Devin and Rashida are flirting and shes like except this shitty white guy with a butt chin.
Zak and Kayla are like you remind me of my family so they must be a match- some fucking Freudian shit right there. Chelsey the aspiring psychologist is probably fucking creaming her pants somewhere in the distance.
Tyler and Melanie are like, were besties and Tyler thinks thats code for match but Mel was like,
THE TRUTH BOOTH
The group makes a smart decision for once ,(they probably all broke out in hives afterwards because we all know they are allergic to brainpower), and send Zak and Kayla to the truth booth. Hannah is like Hannah save the stupid lines for Hunter please, babe.
Zak and Kayla make their way to the truth booth, looking like a set of fraternal twins walking into their grandmas 90th birthday. Not gonna lie, Im stressed right now. Im on bottle number 2 of wine, and shit is REAL rn.
Results are in and- THEYRE A PERFECT MATCH! YAAAAAAASSSS.
Everyone is screaming and jumping while Hannah is like, . Its okay Hanz, its not like these matches are real. Those rules arent even real! They were real that day I wore a vest!
Alec and Kiki are flirting and they are drunk AF and Kiki is like Shes talking about how she got stupid fucking matching bracelets for her perfect match and Im like
Devin is doing his shit math again using red solo cups, I feel like an algebra class is being taught in a frat house. Aka this shit is dumb AF.
They determine there are two scenarios- one where Kiki mtches with Alec, and one where she doesnt. Guess which one best friends forever bracelet Kiki wants?
The decide to use deductive reasoning and rationality.
Jk, they decide to flip a fucking coin. I CANT RIGHT NOW WITH YOU PEOPLE. Hunter is like Here is a quarter and ew, I dont trust anyone who has change offhand like that. Get a fucking debit card, you hillbilly fuck.
Kiki is upset because they get scenario one, but you know if the coin flipped for the scenario she wanted shed be like PERFECT! ITS ALL SETTLED, THIS COIN IS HOLY.
Tyler is like, Fuck your heart Tyler, fuck it. Austin is like WOAH you need to figure this shit out. Like I dont mean to sound aggressive, but if you fuck us all over were probs gonna stab you.
Never did I ever think that the game would rest in Tylers hands. Take a drink to that.
THE FINAL MATCH UP CEREMONY
Devin is like, there is a high possibility we lose- not high, almost definite. But he thinks they chose scenario one for a reason, that reason being a coin flip.
Ryan gives some speech about love and how they need it and its like, save it Ryan. Empire comes on in 20 minutes and I need to get this show on the road.
Austin is first and he picks Britni– basing it off the fact that he wanted a girlfriend who would be a ghost for most of their relationship and they would get together eventually when it was convenient. You know what thats called? A fuckbuddy. You came on a reality show to find a fuckbuddy. May I suggest Tinder next time?
Hunter is next, and Ryan is like, do you all have a strategy? And hes like clearly fate isnt on our side, so we decided to do a coin flip. So, fates not on your side, and you decided to rely on it again? Seems legit.
Ryan is like, And Connor and Chelsey are like
Hunter picks Hannah, which is a weird match but whatever I dont care anymore. Im gonna be honest, this whole season I thought Hunter was secretly gay.
Devin is up next and he picks Rashida. Rashida, girl, I have been praying for you. Clearly I am a sinner because my prayers have not been well received. My b.
Tyler is up next and were all on edge. Hes like I think Melanie is my match truly and this is the biggest plotline he has had all season, so hes rollin with it. Tyler ends up picking Cheyenne, and everyone breathes a sigh of relief.
Alec picks Amanda, and Kiki is like WTF (again). What is she gonna do with her bracelet?!!!!
Nelson picks Stacey and RyDev is like, And shes like, Okay, thatll work. Cant wait for an invite to the wedding.
Chuck is up next and gives an inspiring speech. Well, it would be inspiring if he wasnt talking to a band of idiots who put their fate in a coin toss and if he didnt look like a homeless folk singer.
Chuck picks Melanie. Shes like, well this sucks because well never date because hes still fucking Brittni. Maybe you can get that threesome you wanted, skank.
Kiki is last, and ends up alone, well, because her match is Mike. #tbt to Mike. LOL. She shows those bracelets to Ryan and Ryan tries so hard not to fucking vomit on her. Kiki is like I am not confident at all Mike is my match and honestly, ditto.
The beams and RyDevs dramatic hand motions begin. They get 4 beams, which they have never gotten before, so #progress..They get a 5th, then a 6th, then a 7th. Everyone is on edge as fuck, and I am stunned into complete silence at home. Even my boyfriend, who has migrated out of the room is whispering no fucking way to himself. Idk if he is saying that because hes surprised Im silent for once, or surprised that they just might actually win.
They get 8 OMG, They literally need one more to win the fucking game. Im shaking.
THEY GOT TEN BEAMS! THEY WIN THE FUCKING GAME.
MIRACLES HAPPEN (queue song from The Princess Diaries)
MTV IS THE LAND OF DREAMS
IM CRYING
IM SCREAMING, I FEEL THINGS
Okay, Im back. Wow Im hammered. So its made clear- either MTV is a magical place where miracles prevail, or this shit is staged AF. I mean, we all saw The Hills.
Wow, thats it for this season and this truly unique group of escaped mental patents. Thanks for reading, even though, lets be honest- I made your shitty Thursdays infinitely better. And to the cast who read and tweeted me, thanks for having a thick skin. Low key surprised I havent received a death threat from Britni by now. Good luck existing in the real world, you all are sure gonna need it. And if youre ever in California, come buy me a beer, because god knows I deserve one for putting up with your shit.
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a-case-of-neverland · 7 years
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When It Rains, It Pours: Part Two
       Jackie had never often talked about the place he had lived before he was with Radon. He gave Radon a vague description of where it was, but it had been enough to get him here. But once, in passing, Creator had mentioned that his old apartment with David and Stella had had an alley next to it, in which there lived a family of raccoons in a laundry basket someone had left one day. Sure enough, Radon peeked down the nearest alley, and there it was. For a moment, Radon stood and took the building in. It was rundown and falling apart, he could see bricks forced out of their holes, sitting in a heap by the front door. What Jackie had never mentioned was that there was more than one apartment in the building. Radon gave an inconvenienced sigh. Well, time to go rouse some civilians.
Rousing up people in places like this was a bit of an uneasy task. For example, they often fought back.
Such was the case when he banged on the first door, demanding that the door be opened. A girl was the first person to open it, and Radon found himself staring down the barrels of a double-barrel shotgun. He was, at first, surprised on how the girl could lift the gun. She was surprisingly short, surprisingly small. A child, really. Her blonde hair stuck out in all directions and she wore a man’s shirt and pants. The air around her was almost electric as she snarled, “Whataya want? We ain’t got nothing for you to steal, thief.”
Radon rolled his eyes. “I’m not here to rob you, shortstack. Goodness. I need information.”
A girl with long orchid color hair came up behind the youngster, pulling a cigarette from her lips. “Easy, Sparky,’’ She told the girl before she looked Radon up and down. “Come in. Try anything and I’ll blow your brains out.”
And with that, she turned and went inside.
Radon internally groaned. He didn’t want to sit down and talk with this girl. He wanted to go bash David’s skull in so hard the police wouldn’t be able to identify the body. But this little girl, Sparky, she was holding a gun at him still. She stomped her foot. “You heard Echo. Get in there! And don’t touch my stuff!”
So, with reluctance, Radon stepped inside the apartment, Spark following him. He could feel the barrels on his back as he walked.
The place reminded Radon of where Raz lived, really. It was dark save for a few candles here and there, an oil lamp on a milk crate. There appeared to be not many doors, as if they’d all been taken off the hinges. Holes decorated various patches of the wall, loosely concealed by adhesive tape.
He could see two kids, probably twins about his age, both with snow white hair, lounging against a wall. The girl was damned near beautiful, he almost looked twice. But a look from her brother convinced him otherwise.
Following Echo, as he’d learned her name was, he entered a small kitchen nook with another table, round and small. A shelf on the wall held a few Mason jars filled with different preservatives, and a tiny ice box sat against one wall.
‘Mama?” Echo called into a room separated by a thick, red curtain. “We gotta visitor. Don’t step out without your robe again.”
For the first time that day, Radon was tempted to chuckle.
A mused reply came from the room, as if the person inside was half asleep and couldn’t stay awake another moment.
Echo walked out to the kitchen and sat at the table, and one prod from Spark told him he was to do the same. He faced this girl with odd hair and waved a hand. “Look, lady, I’ve got somewhere to be-”
“You ask me for information, you’re gonna get it.” Echo cut him off. “Don’t try me, thief boy. I know who you are.”
Radon sat back, slightly deterred. But he still said, “Alright then, what do you got for me?”
“Depends, thief boy, whataya need?” She asked, taking a draw on her cigarette.
“I need to know where a David Batch lives. Now, please.” Radon said.
A loud snort came from the other room. It was clear that this name wasn’t uncommon here, in this dingy apartment.
“Everyone knows that troublemaker. Lives with his half sister Lynx on the floor right above us, third from the entrance. What business you got with scum like that?” Echo asked as the white haired boy walked in, looking Radon up and down.
“I know you.” The boy said, nodding before he slid into the seat next to Echo.
Radon shrugged, “I know a lot of people. But I’m going for, ah..” He pulled out his gun and twirled it around in his hand. “Revenge.”
Though Radon didn’t look at him, he swear he could see a smile burst onto the white haired boy’s face. He reached into his own jacket and handed Radon a pistol. “Tell him Salt said I told him so.”
The place he had seen Salt finally registered with Radon. “Oh, I know you. You work with Capture, yeah?”
Salt gave a grunt. “Somethin’ like that.”
Leaving the apartment of Salt, Sparky, and Echo didn’t take long after that. Radon studied Salt’s pistol as he went up the stairs to the floor above. The words ‘Bang Bang’ were carved into the handle, and Radon grinned. Bang bang, indeed.
When he got to David’s, he didn’t bother to knock. He saw the lock on the door, hanging off, and knew that one good shot would blow right through the lock. Easy enough. He fired through it and kicked in the door and held his pistol in before he entered, firing at random. A clattering crash sounded from inside as Radon stifled a laugh. Curses came from somewhere, a loud female voice screeching, “David! Somebody’s breakin’ in!”
“You’re damn right I am.” Radon said, murder in his green eyes as he blew off the smoke from Salt’s pistol and switched to the revolver in his back pocket.
When David clambered in, Radon didn’t hesitate. One shot, then another, and another. With every shot, he sent revenge into the air.
David ducked, rolling out of the way of Radon’s shots and fired his own. Radon ducked behind a counter, grinning like a madman the entire time.
“Who is it? What do they want?” A shrill, high female voice demanded. The same one that had shouted a moment ago.
“I know who he is.” David rolled his eyes. “And you should too, considering everything.”
Radon popped up from behind the counter and aimed his pistol directly at the girl with bushy brown hair, standing behind David. She wore a dime store dress and scuffed up heels, and as soon as Radon’s gun was aimed at her, her pink covered lips drew back in a ‘O’ shape.
“Everything? How interesting.” Radon’s smile was wide, crooked as he slid up on the counter. “Why don’t you describe it? I’ve got nothing but time, Batch.”
David pointed his gun at Radon. “Drop the gun, Pescin. It’s two on one.”
A laugh came rolling from Radon’s chest. “I can’t believe you think that!” He said, before he swung his gun and shot David right in the face. The girl, who he figured was Lynx, screamed as David hit the floor and dove for his fallen gun, aiming it at Radon, her hand shaking.
Radon shrugged, “What, cat? Gotta another round in you? We can fire again, if you’d like.” He was mocking her, leaning forward with every word.
“You’re a monster,” Lynx said, her voice stuttering on the last word. “You killed my brother!”
Another laugh. Radon took a step forward, aiming his gun back at her. “You’re just like me. We’re two demons in the depths of hell, aren’t we? You’ve ruined lives. You’ve had people held for ransom, tortured..” He shrugged. “Me? I get revenge. Oh, and by the way. Salt says he told you so.”
And that were the last words Lynx would ever hear.
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