#third grade

[one-time-i-dreamt]

In 3rd grade or so I had a very detailed dream about my elementary school counselor running a factory that turned kids into Thanksgiving food. I never saw that man the same again.

#dream #cannibalism tw #horror #nightmare #body horror tw #third grade #school #elementary school #school counselor #counselor #factory #death tw #thanksgiving

[dorothydalmati1]

The Simpsons Season 14 Episode 3: Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade

Written by Tim Long

Storyboard by Brad Ableson, Orlando Baeza & Dan Povenmire

Directed by Steven Dean Moore

Directing assistance by Chris Clements

#the simpsons #fox #bart simpson #lisa simpson #third grade #cel animation

[swans-chirping-in-the-distance]

The three worst grades middle school and below:

Fucking 5th graders. Don't get me started. They're cringy judgemental assholes. Worst year of my life.

Seventh graders are evil. Literally insecure pieces of shit. Not as bad as fifth graders but they're trying really hard to be the worst.

Third graders are stuck up assholes. Literally hate them.

If you're in these grades i hope you are not like the majority

#grades #school #middle school #grade 7 #seventh grade #fifth grade #grade 3 #third grade

[glitterypandaherringhorse]

#school shooters #texas politics #texas government #third grade #this is america #Youtube

[thatwritererinoriordan]

If anyone is able to help, Mrs. Johnson needs a few supplies for her third graders: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/12X7ZP6XXXWQ6?ref_=wl_share This is for Monroe Primary School in South Bend. Please share as this increases the chances that someone will be able to help.

#school supplies #please share #signal boost #third grade #south bend indiana

[arctic-hands]

We make jokes about "they hit the Pentagon!" announcements, but I was in third grade when it all happened and they would routinely go over the intercom to inform us tiny babies what was going on as it happened

#what i remember most clearly is when the principal announced the south tower had collapsed #THIRD GRADE #9/11

[askaceattorney]

Dear dawsongfg,

I can’t start a literature club. I’m not in highschool..

Also.. Judging from the letters you sent, have you just found out about this game? It’s been out for like.. 5 years!

-Maya Fey

#Anonymous #Maya Fey #Doki Doki Literature Club #Ace Attorney #this game came out when i was in like #third grade

[concentrated-mug-of-me]

the american education system is so bad it makes students forget how to multiply

#for context i learned to multiply in preschool #fucked up i know but moving past that #i legitimately did not remember how to multiply until like #third grade #so embarassing to have preschool me (age 4) be able to beat up third grade me (age 8) in a math contest #my post

[fierifiction]

Like you're in third grade, and which should govern your intentions and your actions. Don't forget those pickles. 6. Try to feel like things are okay. There are ways to feel like things are OK. You can go after your heart, your soul, your love, your self-worth, your goals, and the people you care about most, you name it.

#s35e13 takeout - cross-country #guy fieri #guyfieri #diners drive-ins and dives #third grade #intentions #actions #pickles

[fieriframes]

[Like you're in third grade, and which should govern your intentions and your actions. Don't forget those pickles.]

#s35e13 takeout - cross-country #guy fieri #guyfieri #diners drive-ins and dives #third grade #intentions #actions #pickles

[meepmeep2393]

Last day of my first year teaching went very well! I didn’t cry surprisingly. But I will miss my ten ducks very much next year!

#teaching #first year teacher #third grade

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was in a 3rd grade class. We were getting taught a lesson until Mr. Big from Wordgirl walked in our classroom and started to throw burgers at us. He then walked out the room as if nothing happened.

#dream #school #class #wordgirl #mr big #food #burger #elementary school #food mention #burgers #third grade #classroom

[perksofbeingbisexual]

Oh look it's time for one of my random pop ins to share wisdom I was blessed with by my third graders

Student: Hey I really like your vest

Me: Yeah? Well thank you, I like it too 😊

Student: Yeah it looks just like this one my dad wears to church a lot

Thanks kid 🤷‍♀️

#education #public school #third grade

[shopwithmemama]

#printables #printable #printable activity #printable activities #activities #activity for kids #activities for kids #homeschool #homeschooling #teachers #learning #earth day printable #earth day activities #earth day activity #earth day printables #free printables #free printable #free activities #diy #classroom #kindergarten #first grade #second grade #third grade #fourth grade #fifth grade #teacher resources #fun activities

[emeralds-city]

A coworker I've never spoken too came up and started a conversation with me because he liked a sticker on my water bottle. Who says you ever leave third grade?

#its a little hanging plant #it says lets hang sometime #i made a friend #stickers #third grade #coworker conversations

[astrophel143]

One time in 3rd grade I worry an essay about something (I can’t remember) but then I went on for like a whole page about birds I liked and the whole thing was just a run on sentence. “I like toucans, and chickadees, and chickens, and etc etc” and my teacher made me rewrite it by erasing most of my examples and just writing etc but I was really sad because then people wouldn’t know all the birds I know and like

#birds #run on sentence #third grade #it made me really sad #et cetera #etc