Random BNHA/MHA HC
Tokoyami has a high cold tolerance bc dark is cold
Only Todoroki's left side blushes
Mina was black *is pink now*
Mina has a super high pain tolerance bc acid girl
Mineta is romance repulsed
Bakugou and Mic are hard of hearing. I don't think they're deaf bc their quirks should give them a higher sound(?) tolerance
Snipe is mostly deaf bc gun
The doctor that tells Midoryia that: if he keeps breaking his arms he may won't be able to use them, is Shinsou's dad
Aizawa secretly hates coffee bc and uses caffeinated gum bc it takes to long to drink coffee
Mic is tone deaf, i will die on this hill
Inko and Hajime are on a break (mama and papa midoriya) like they are struggling and stuff but aren't getting divorced until midoriya turns 18 for legal stuff
Hagakure's head is shaved
Hagakure's from a nudist family
There is a special biology/health class about the hetromorphic/animal/mutation quirks
Quirks make transplants and blood donations more complex. Like you need a blood match AND similar quirk for it to be compatible
Gunhead and Thirteen are besties
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Aizawa: I recognize that the HPSC has given an order, but given that it’s a stupid-ass order, I’ve elected to ignore it
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Hizashi: Can you teach me how to hoe?
Nemuri: Rude
Nemuri: *sips wine*
Nemuri: But yes
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Thirteen: What are you doing?
Snipe: Helping Majima find look for his box of cornflakes that I ate an hour ago
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Young Hizashi: Welcome to my very first vlog in which I try different products
Young Hizashi: *sprays hairspray into his mouth*
Young Hizashi: Well, right off the bat, I can tell you this one is not very good
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Aizawa: *wakes up after a power nap*
Aizawa: Did I die? Is this heaven?
*knocking*
Nemuri: Open up!
Hizashi: It’s us, Zashi and Nem!
Aizawa: Oh. It’s hell
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Hawks: My demons are chasing me and they’re doing the Naruto run
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Nedzu: I made tea
Aizawa: I don’t want tea
Nedzu: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea
Aizawa: Then why are you telling me?
Nedzu: It is a conversation starter
Aizawa: That’s a lousy conversation starter
Nedzu: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate *sips tea*
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Hawks: When you’ve work in the Hero Business as long as I have, you develop thick skin
Best Jeanist: *walks passed by Hawks* Yellow is not your color
Hawks: YELLOW BRINGS OUT MY EYES, YOU PRICK!
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Interviewer: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Hawks: Not if they consent to it
Mirko: Depends who you’re stabbing
HPSC PR Manager: YES?!
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Recovery Girl: God give me patience
Yagi: I think you mean “give me strength”
Recovery Girl: If God gave me strength, everyone would be dead
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Endeavor: I have no fears
Best Jeanist: What if you woke up one day, and All Might became Number One again?
Endeavor:
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Ectoplasm: That’s it. It’m not getting into any more stupid debates with you
Snipe, examinating his gun: Earth isn’t a planet
Ectoplasm, exploding: How the FUCK is EARTH NOT A PLANET--
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Thirteen: Whose turn is it to give the pep talk?
Majima: Not me
Vlad King: *sighing* It’s Aizawa’s turn
Aizawa: Fuck shit up out there but don’t die
Hizashi: *wiping away a tear* Inspirational
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Hizashi: *screams*
Endeavor: *screams louder to establish dominance*
Yagi: Should we do something?
Aizawa: No, I want to see who wins this
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Nedzu: I am, as the kids say, awake
Nemuri: Don’t you mean woke?
Nedzu: Yes, but that is grammatically incorrect
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Aizawa, holding a large box: What would you say if I came back one day with a box of nine kittens
Hizashi:
Hizashi: What’s in the box?
Aizawa:
Hizashi: Shouta, what’s in the box?
Aizawa: I think you know
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Miruko: So you can fly, right?
Hawks, confused: Yes?
Miruko: Which means hypothetically you could backflip off the HPSC building
Hawks, eyes lighting up: I could!
Edgeshot, muttering: Not my circus, not my monkeys *leaves the room*
incorrect quotes because why not? (pro heroes edition)
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My Hero Academia Sexuality + Gender Headcanons
U.A. Staff + Teachers Part 1/2
Anan Kurose/Thirteen is a homoflexible ciswoman who goes by she/they pronouns
Chiyo Shuzenji/Recovery Girl is a straight ciswoman who goes by she/her pronouns
Ectoplasm is a straight cisman who goes by he/they pronouns
Higari Maijima/Power Loader is an aromantic, pansexual cisman who goes by he/it pronouns but wouldn't mind they/them
Hizashi Yamada/Present Mic is a pansexual cisman who goes by any pronouns except she/her
Ken Ishiyama/Cementoss is a straight cisman who goes by he/him pronouns
Lunch Rush is a bisexual cisman who goes by he/him pronouns
Nemuri Kayama/Midnight is a biromantic, lithosexual ciswoman who goes by she/her pronouns
Nezu is a straight cisman who goes by he/him pronouns
Ryo Inui/Hound Dog is a straight cisman who goes by he/him pronouns
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