#thirty seconds

[fieriframes]

[The spider venom was Ebola in thirty seconds.]

#s18e10 south of the border #guy fieri #guyfieri #diners drive-ins and dives #spider venom #thirty seconds #ebola

[service4cops]

The Rookie blew his wad in about 30 seconds and the boys won’t let him forget it. That’s okay, it was his first time. Now that he knows what to expect, he can kick back, relax, and enjoy my mouth servicing him. 

#hot cops #he came in my mouth #thirty seconds #his first time #the rookie

[thirtysecondsmilano]

#thirtysecondsmilano #thirty seconds

[some-pers0n]

I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery

#I'm going to be real with you I think anybody who hates on Will Wood has only heard like thirty seconds of it #will wood #lemon demon #mother mother #jack stauber #sp-rambles #glass animals

[egophiliac]

this started as a reply to someone (a million years ago) (I am so sorry) and then very quickly got out of control, as these things do. so...uhhh....here's everyone else at Playful Land!

sorry

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #(like barely at this point) (but it's there) #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #i keep coming within thirty seconds of posting this and noticing something i've screwed up #so chances are good i'll wake up tomorrow and realize i forgot to draw fellow's ears or something #i just think it'd be funny if there was a malleus-shaped line that was just THE step too far #(especially because leona would get SO mad about it) #leona and kalim and vil? yeah no problem the investors are VERY good at covering their tracks #malleus though. hmm. ...hmmmm. #i mean. the commission on him alone... #but no. the risk isn't worth it. #...but WHAT IF

[kyouka-supremacy]

Bungo Stray Dogs The Day I picked Up Dazai | Release on December 28th

#The first one... I need several moments #osamu dazai #sakunosuke oda #ranpo edogawa #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd the day i picked up dazai #sango harukawa art #mine #You can read the first thirty pages or so (source link) #Took me an hot second to remember how I downloaded images from B/ookwalker lmao

[pretty-haunted]

💜Art study but make it BG3💜

Astarion and my Tav Aurla based on "The Storm" by Pierre August Cot

#astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 tav #art study #pretty haunted art #i can't work on this for another second or I'll cry #took me like thirty hours #worth it though-i learned a lot!

[hunterrrs]

suburban sports goth who said: “wow that’s cool, podcasts are getting really big these days” and who came back into the store to ask the podcasters if they wanted a photo with him for their podcast

(also, the podcasters made a sign for the game with this photo, asking sid to come on the pod, and geno apparently read it and put his stick under sid’s leg to drag him closer to it and sid was like nah brah i’m trying to warm up! this is WAR!!! - so geno gave them stick taps on the glass on his behalf)

#sorry to this girl i tried listening seriously to your podcast but the guys interrupting you every thirty seconds are so annoying #pittsburgh penguins #sidney crosby #anyway that’s not sid crosby that’s troy crosby #also he supports local youths that’s so cute #evgeni malkin

[sporadictimetravelgarden]

i am a firm believer that zuko did not have a single romantic thought in his life until the ferry

#jet kisses him and zuko takes a full thirty seconds to process it #he's still not one hundred percent sure if that was flirting or if earth kingdom boys are just like that #jetko

[ronkoza]

Tor: Hey Vesna. I didn’t know you have a rodent.

Arne: Nice to meet you! I’m Arne, Tor’s husband.

Vesna: It’s a DOG. You didn’t say you have a BEAR… and apparently a husband too.

Arne: Would you like to come for a cup of tea? Tor just baked cinnamon buns.

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Tor belongs to @littleulvar

#original character #modern au #vesna #tor #arne #vesna just learned more about tor in thirty seconds meeting arne #than knowing him for few years when they occasionally worked together #tor is medical examiner and helped vesna in few cases #because vesna is kind of a private detective and ex mercenary #also vesna hearing all of this would be like: #i don't know what surprises me more: the fact that you have a bear or that you bake pastries #pastel goth druids

[letoscrawls]

*casually becomes the mandalorian messiah*

#my art #the mandalorian #the mandalorian spoilers #the mandalorian s3 spoilers #star wars spoilers #bo katan #i can't with this plot it's so funny #you can see her go ?? every five minutes under that helmet #she has NO idea of what is going on #can't blame her the creed change their mind every thirty seconds and she's just STRESSED #last week i said she's lady jessica coded turns out she's actually PAUL ATREIDES (DEROGATORY)

[shellsnapper]

Thirty seconds in NG+ and I already attempt to fling myself off a cliff good job

#hfw #textpost #luckily I stopped myself so I didn’t die #but like #thirty seconds #that’s gotta be a record

[highabovethecloudssomewhere]

@cure-icy-writes hey your chronic pain Ed and Den prompts opened an Entire possibility in my brain

#cloud draws #i barely spent Any time on this and I have to go to bed in thirty seconds #but pls #i will draw a better version of modern ed service dog den soon enough #fma #Fullmetal alchemist #Edward Elric #den

[goldensunset]

‘the main fandom tag can’t have that many bad takes and mischaracterizations and generally awful sequences of words in it’ WRONG!!!

#just blocked like 4 people in thirty seconds how’s it going y’all #i’m just trying to add more diversity to the ecosystem bc i don’t follow that many people…

[egophiliac]

oh no, I love them

(super quick doodles done between other stuff, there will be better things later I promise :')

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #spoilers spoilers spoilers #me when the shroudparents walk in: what. why. what is this. #me thirty seconds late: never mind they are AMAZING #i mean yeah idia kind of offhandedly mentioned it way back when #in episode 6 when he was like 'my parents have to wear special equipment to deal with the debilitating effects of the curse' #'and to hide their identities as a french electronic synth-pop duo' I GUESS #no no it's okay. mrs shroud you are kind of insane and i love you #GROUP HUG EVERYBODY!!!!! #mr shroud you put up with a lot but somebody's gotta remember to do the paperwork #daft punk bert and ernie is the best possible dynamic for them #and THEY LOVE THEIR ROBOT SON #i'm so happy for ortho #(hovering around the subject of dreamworld ortho. ...we'll get to that) #man though now that i know what they're like #when idia busted in to show them how he built himself a replacement brother #mrs shroud was probably just like 'this is exactly what i would have done. let mama give you some pointers on joint mechanics' #i know i'm in the minority on genuinely unironically loving overblot idia #(YES he's weird but it's a weird i'm into!) #i am DELIGHTED by the design parallels. he looks like his dad! #but with his mom's ears! #ah it's so good

[joshuaalbert]

edit: I’m turning off reblogs on this post which I probably should’ve done a long time ago but I forgot that was a feature lmao. it was a liveblog that I dashed off in 30 seconds was not meant to reach like thousands of people bc the rest of them got 3 notes and i did not do a great job of explaining my thoughts or a complex sociopolitical reading my bad

quark’s whole thing about “[Humans are] a wonderful, friendly people as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time, and those same friendly, intelligent, wonderful people will become as nasty and as violent as the most bloodthirsty Klingon. You don't believe me? Look at those faces. Look in their eyes. You know I'm right, don't you?” is SO fascinating to me like. even with a fair number of nonhuman main characters we’re still used to seeing humans as the default and as Benevolent and Civilized, but ds9 so frequently reminds us that so much of that is situational. but even then it’s usually been from a human perspective looking at someone else, it’s sisko’s “it’s easy to be a saint in paradise,” but this specific take on how other races see humans (and specifically the way they see them as a threat when placed in the wrong circumstances) is SUCH an interesting piece of worldbuilding to me

#let’s see if uh #let’s see if I can get more than thirty seconds into ds9 today #rather than starting and immediately getting a very panicked text about whether I’d been the victim of a violent crime #ds9 liveblog