#this asshole dog

[shininas-ideals]

Sigma is very much OK and gets adopted by joins the ADA canon

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #dazai osamu #bsd sigma #kunikida doppo #Now Dazai gets to be an asshole to TWO partners at the same time #fanart #digital art

[clowndensation]

thinking about connor in prague saying "dad's theory was you got two fighting dogs, you send the weak one away, you punish the weak one." in relation to this episode, and the way the siblings view abuse inside their own family.

shiv and kendall and their belief that connor and roman are the weak dogs that got the brunt of logan's worst behavior, because abuse is reserved for the kids who can't behave - the ones who aren't smart and mature enough to make it in the world. abuse evokes pity, because abuse is what happens when you expect too much from people who obviously aren't capable of more.

and then they go forward in life, believing that they're just naturally more intelligent and more capable than connor and roman, as if being raised seeing what happens to you if you aren't a perfect child wasn't the entire point of the "punish the weak dog" mentality that logan instilled in them. the looming threat implied behind any praise they do receive that tacitly tells them "you're not like roman and connor" because everyone knows what happens to roman and connor.

the absolute height of the rich capitalist mindset. "we're succeeding because of our own merit, and other people fail because they don't have what it takes" when in reality they're succeeding because of arbitrary rules made up by someone who knows that infighting makes meaner dogs.

#he's literally putting them in a position where admitting that he abused them #forces them to admit that they're 'weak dogs' just like roman and connor #and that's SO antithetical to their own image of themselves that it would destabilize their entire worldview to admit that #and so they're stuck in this state of being able to admit that their dad IS abusive and he IS an asshole #but are absolutely unable to view themselves as receiving of that abuse #because being abused means being a victim. and victims are weak people who get fucked over. #and if they're weak people than how are they ever going to beat their dad? #they're so wrapped up in the worldview logan raised them in that they're completely unable to see #that he's set them up in a game they can't win #you can't heal from abuse if you can't admit that the things that happened to you were abuse in the first place #succession #also you may be asking 'vinnie didn't you make a post just like this last night' #and the answer is yes. but i'm still thinking about it. so.

[republicansaredomesticterrorists]

Says the Putin puppet who dropped out his freshman year in college. Hanniturd is another Faux News asshole who spews lies for Neo-Nazi oligarchs on a fascist propaganda network. Rachel Maddow has more class and education in her little finger than Sean Hannitys entire lineage.

#asshole Sean Hannity #Republican propagandist #republican assholes #Fox News asshole #Rachel Maddox #Republican attack dog

[lightwaslaughter]

i love when evil villainous characters arent doing something evil, theyre just a dick. like fyodor bsd kicking nikolais radio. dick move. also incredibly funny

#fyodor in between his evil acts: i HAVE to be an asshole #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd fyodor

[deafening-radio-silence]

I think that Dr. Christina "I was an excellent soldier" Raynor needs to deal with some personal things before she's anyone's therapist, because she strong-armed more of Bucky's autonomy away from him than Zemo did within the series.

#yeah man make amends for the shit that happened when you didn't even have control over your own thoughts #so she was giving him a way to “fix things” but that wasn't on him to do so #all she did was doubly reinforce what he already thinks - which is a justified but false and guilt-laden perception - about the situation #idk much about therapy but i don't think that they're sposed to do that. correct me if i'm wrong and then i'll go fight all therapists #bucky barnes #tfaws #alpine #my art #thank you for putting up with my drawings of a comic book character and his asshole cat lol #i had to put my dog down recently in a bad way and i can't rightfully get another house dog with my current work schedule #so i got a cat since they can handle being inside for the day and the shelter lady said she's super antisocial towards other cats #she's super antisocial towards me sometimes too but she sleeps on me at night and my house has never been cleaner #now that i have to vacuum cat fur and mind what i leave lying on the counter #i've never liked cats before but she's special i guess idk ain't everyone's cat special lol #anyway i'll stop using my tumblr blog as a blog now lol

[wholecakes]

zoro who is so caught off guard by sanji’s kinder actions towards him is one of my favorite tropes. sanji crafting him specialized post workout snacks personally adjusted for him but still down to fight and call him names. he’s still the biggest asshole zoro has ever had the displeasure of knowing, and he’s horribly considerate. he’s a little confused but doesn’t reject any of sanji’s specialized treats. it’s not like sanji is fawning and doting over him like he does nami, so zoro feels like he can cross off sanji actually liking him from his list of reasons as to why sanji is acting like this. but it’s still fucking strange..

meanwhile sanji is in his kitchen wondering how zoro hasn’t taken a damn hint yet

#i always thought sanji was really weird about showing affection to anybody who isnt nami or robin #bcz with them its just second nature like he likes them so much its so easy to shower them in love #meanwhile you have ZORO who is like #‘is that asshole trying to kill me?’ #zoro who thinks its similar to when you get a dog excited to get into the car only for them to go to the vet #thinks sanji is ‘buttering him up’ for his own sick desire #sanji whose sick desire is literally just to make snacks for his crewmate as a display of care #doesnt even have to be romantic just wants to show a bit of appreciation #still tagging as zosan because. luv my babas #zoro: wtf is your problem #sanji who just made him lunch: MY problem?? #zosan #one piece #txt #roronoa zoro #headcanon #sanji #vinsmoke sanji #zoro #prompt

[booksandbrainsandsoftthings]

Officially forming the theory that the reason more service dog handlers don't use protective gear like boots, goggles, and ear protection on their dog is because the public becomes 3000% more unbearable when they try.

We're all used to "aaaaawwww look the the doggo" when we go out with our working animals, but getting

1. Accosted for pictures (whether folks ask or just invade your space and distract your dog)

2. Pointed at like an exhibit

3. Shouted at (OMG DOGGLES, "why is it wearing that" etc)

4. Actively followed around by strangers

Is downright fucking awful.

I know it looks cool. I know some of our gear is specialized. I know pet dogs don't usually wear/tolerate what SDs learn the wear. But for the love of whatever you deem holy, BE KIND ABOUT IT. All of the actions listed above are just fucking rude. Leave people alone. Leave service dogs alone.

Disabled people can exist without being spectacles

#service dog #be respectful #educate #service dog training #working dog #respect the vest #dogs #important #task trained #dont be a dick #dont be nosey #dont be an asshole #mind your business #invisible disability #disability rights #disability advocacy #be polite #common decency

[stuffeddeer]

Dazai with an s/o who’s awkward when it comes to affection. They don’t hate it but they aren’t used to it so they don’t know how to react.

oh youre just like me YOURE JUST LIKE ME!!!! i also got a superrr touch adverse reader w super clingy dazai sitting in my drafts rn collecting dust (also the amount of tries this took me is obscene)

i wrote this as like. half a drabble half hcs? hope u enjoy anon :)

Dazai who knows he has no right to be mad, it's not something you can control, so instead he starts scheming 💀

Making you stand in crowded train carts with him just to brush up against his arm (better him than the creepy old guy on the other side, right?)

Speaking of, Dazai begins to adore crowds. Strolling down a busy sidewalk, hands brushing together, bumping into one another ("Sorry! That asshole almost bumped into me..."), pulling you close to his chest when you almost run into someone else, etc. He tries and succeeds with it all!

His scheming actually helps, as you begin to prefer trailing closer and closer to him. You don't want to inconvenience anyone or bump into them! Sticking close behind to Dazai begins to have its advantages (for him, of course). In line to grab coffee? His hand is on your stiffened shoulder to gently maneuver you through the crowds of tired business people and college kids, helping you duck and weave to pick up your order from the side.

"Ooh ooh, sit next to me!"

You hesitate. Maybe you aren't bright enough to realize the whole thing is a scheme, but you've definitely noticed how clingy he's been lately. If you sit next to him during this meeting, he'll for sure try and rub elbows and bump thighs, telling you he forgot his pencil so his hand can brush against yours as he borrows one (has he ever taken notes before?) and that's exactly what happens when you agree.

It works 100% 💀 not only do you prefer being near him, you begin seeking him out! A couple shoulder brushes isn't gonna "fix" your awkwardness towards touch, you still freeze up if anyone else tries to tap you or something of the sort... but now you know what it's like. You have a better idea of how to react when Dazai touches you, and that feels so nice. Hands brushing together becomes hand holding, a simple wave goodbye becomes a quick hug, and next thing you know Dazai is pulling you onto his lap during breaks at the agency. Overwhelming you is the last thing he wants, so when you sit on his lap and rest so close to him, he tries to keep his hands to himself: no enveloping you in his arms and trying to cuddle, but occasional pats on your arm as he bends around to grab something.

He knows when someone is a little uncomfortable or awkward and the last thing he'd want is to make you feel that way! (At least... ADA!Dazai who has befriended you... imagine yan!dazai who keeps pushing your buttons just bc he likes to see you squirm... ugh i hate him) So even though he works to push your boundaries, he makes sure to take it one day at a time :)

#he just wants u to be more comfy w him!!! #also oooo asshole yandere dazai who js cant keep his hands to himself. #i hate this man!!! #🦌anon #🦌request #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs x reader #bungo stray dogs x reader #bsd x reader #bsd x gender neutral reader #bsd imagines #bsd scenarios #bsd fanfic #bungou stray dogs fanfic #bungo stray dogs fanfic #dazai osamu x reader #dazai osamu #dazai x reader #osamu dazai x reader #dazai bsd #bsd #dazai imagines #dazai fluff #bsd fluff

[authormeat]

Late Night Poker

Inspired Picture Under Cut

#I was inspired by that dinner piece done by strawberri-acidd #They make pretty cool art go check them out #Anyways these assholes are all dogs #creepyasta #marble hornets #masky #hoody #eyeless jack #liu creepypasta #eyeless jack creepypasta #jeff the killer creepypasta #ticci toby #toby rogers #ben drowned #creepypasta fanart #fanart

[spacexseven]

foreigner darling crying while desperately typing into their phone because they don’t any japanese or english, etc. 1) their yandere is a bastard and fucking with them, fully knowing they don’t know the language. 2) the yandere is also struggling and they a dictionary that’s highlighted with translations. 3) the yandere didn’t think this one through and is now acting as if they knew about the barrier. - garfield anon (hello!)

(1) jouno thinks it's funny. here you were, clearly confused and trying your best to communicate with him, but apart from sobs and pleadings of 'please let me go', he can hardly make out your other words. it didn't matter, anyway. this was fine too, you just had to calm down before he could set down some ground rules. he also finds it hilarious when he's talking to you in japanese, knowing you don't understand a single thing, threatening to kill you or your loved ones or telling you about how long he's been watching you and you're just staring at him wide-eyed; isn't that expression far too cute for this?

(1) fyodor wishes you didn't cry so much. if he wanted you to cry in the corner, your phone long abandoned after he had only laughed at your pathetic attempts at trying to talk to him, then he could have done a hundred other things apart from bringing you to a nice room and taking care of you. he understands everything you're saying, of course, but still pretends not to, cocking his head to the side when you ask him why he's done this and glaring at you when you ask his name. it was a little amusing to see you second guess your every word and try to recall any words from any language you knew. only after a month of captivity, when you start, on the brink of losing your mind, telling him about your name and likes and dislikes, he smiles at you, and says "i know", clear as day. the shock on your face is his favorite expression yet.

(2) so maybe chuuya overestimated his linguistic abilities. it was fine! he had dictionaries and the internet just for this. he gets by using the resources on hand, and you're surprisingly pretty well receptive to his attempts, and even point out the words you're saying when he doesn't understand you. things were going a lot better than he thought, until one day you ask him if he can please help you escape and that he can come with you so whoever hired him won't hurt him, you promise to help, and he realizes you had no idea just why you were here. he does consider telling you the truth, but it was a lot nicer to have you trust him and stick by him, so ultimately he decides that can wait. for now, he'll go along with your silly idea.

(2) dazai thought he had all the important words covered, but now you're screaming at him so loudly that he can't comprehend a single word coming out of your mouth. he offers you the dictionary and a pencil, clearly telling you to please circle the words you're using but instead, you throw it back at him and scream some more. not knowing what else to do, he starts speaking to you in gibberish. it works, almost, because you go eerily quiet to listen to him before going back to screaming and throwing things at him (because now it sounds like he's mocking you). oh well, time to sign up for those classes!

(3) nikolai didn't think it'd be this hard to get the message across. surely, using his overcoat to transport you here was enough for you to understand that this was a kidnapping? well, he didn't understand what you were saying either, but he was mostly sure that you said the words 'money', 'who' and 'why' at least thrice now. living together when neither of you understood the other couldn't be that bad, right? he uses pictures of an amusement park and a handy app to ask you if you'd like to go out and that he will drag you back screaming if you tried to run, and the horror on your face is all he needs to know you understood him clear as day. see, not that hard!

#hello anon! welcome to the blog BD #garfield anon 🐟 #your very own tag!!! wow!!! #did this w bsd but this could also work w like genshin? i thought of alhaitham since he knows every language known to mankind lmao #yandere bungo stray dogs x reader #yandere bsd x reader #yandere bungo stray dogs #yandere bsd #yandere bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs x reader #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs x reader #bsd x reader #yandere nikolai gogol x reader #yandere dazai x reader #yandere fyodor x reader #yandere chuuya x reader #yandere jouno x reader #ask 🐟 #bsd 🐟 #anon 🐟 #jouno 🐟 #fyodor 🐟 #nikolai 🐟 #dazai 🐟 #chuuya 🐟 #drabble 🐟 #dazai at class: what does 'fucking asshole i'll castrate you and flush you down the toilet' mean?

[buwheal]

Okay, who put this stupid little bastard on my screen?

#sigggh my favorite old cunty asshole #Here's some of him being creepy #and drenched like an old wet dog #<3333 #deltarune #deltarune spamton #spamton #spamton g spamton #deltarune chapter 2 #spamton fanart #drew over some sketches again!! its actually a little easier to trace my traditional artwork lol #edited because i exported the wrong version #BuwheArt

[gothicwill]

SICK of the shy Will graham rhetoric, this man was one step away from channeling mark Zuckerberg in the social network like ok he’s antisocial but he’s also a dick come on now

#that one interview where Hugh says it’s important to see Will w his dogs bc otherwise he just seems like an asshole #hannibal #nbc hannibal #will graham #hannibal lecter #hannigram #nbc hannigram #hugh dancy #mads mikkelsen

[gaylightisminetocommand]

It's the 17th for me so-

Happy birthday to this old tired emo dork! Hope he gets some nice gifts (ie a fucking break)

#it's also my dog's birthday #hes turning 3 #plus my friend who i never see anymore's birthday #and her dad's birthday #but he's an asshole #hisirdoux casperan #toa #tales of arcadia #toa wizards #trollhunters #3below #gaylight post #my art #hes such a mood

[suenitos]

i think george's love for the people around him goes so so overlooked simply because dream is right there and shows love to everything and everyone so people don't notice or care that george has so so much love in him even though to most people he just seems like an asshole. he is an asshole but he loves love. he's so sweet to fans and genuinely so appreciative of them and the emotional edits for his birthday and stream anniversary. he loves sharing milestones with people and anniversaries of events important to him and the people in his life. he loves spending time with his friends and joking around and lightening the mood in tense moments. water slides off his back very easily when people are coming for him but he's fiercely protective when it comes to his friends, especially dream. he cares so much about other people in the sense that he checks up on his friends and always accommodates to his chat. he's very private but so much of his care and love slips out anyway through what his friends say about him and his general sentimentality and the little things he does for his audience and other people. he's not heartless, nor is he emotionally immature just because he doesn't say the love word. he's just silly and wants to have fun and he would do a lot for people he likes and him being unserious and whimsical a majority of the time doesn't mean he cant or doesnt take things seriously. george is a wonderful person; a great partner, a great friend, and its because he CARES so so deeply even when he pretends or jokes that he doesnt.

#george is just a cat living in a dog dominated world :( #ONE DAY WE WILL BE FREE FROM THE IDEA THAT GEORGE IS HEARTLESS ASSHOLE PLEASE GOD. AND FUCK KARL JACOBS #gnf.txt

[doctor--malpractice]

Wait i just realized

Dazai knew the whole time that Sigma was most likely unconscious because of the info overload so he knew he wouldn't wake up until he proceeded all of the info if that was the case

AND THE MF STILL LET CHUUYA SLAM SIGMA AGAINST THE FLOOR 15 TIMES

3 OR 4 TIMES WOULD'VE MADE IT OBVIOUS THAT IT WAS THE INFO OVERLOAD BUT HE STILL LET CHUUYA KEEP GOING

#bsd #bsd manga #bsd dazai #bsd sigma #dazai bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #HES SUCH AN ASSHOLE JAHDUSJDJDJAHBS #bsd skk

[chaoticquill]

Why Are We STILL Doing This?

I'm just going to straight up say the worst thing you can do as a reader is praise a writer in one breath, then backhandedly bash their ships in the next.

Let me explain.

I'm not talking about the "I don't normally ship x, but I gave this a chance since you wrote it" comments. Because that's fine. It's totally within your right to ship and not ship whatever.

I'm talking about, "Wow, this person's x ship work is so good! But ew, they ship y. Gross."

Y'all, I write fanfic because I want to. No one's paying me to do this. I love the community I've found in doing it, but then, I see people behaving badly, and I get a lot of feelings (hint: none of them are good ones. Mostly angry, a little sad).

I've been targeted and harassed for my ships on AO3. And because I am who I am, I have embraced the petty urge to write that ship I've been told not to EVEN HARDER.

Not everyone is like that. Talking shit about a person because of the ships they like can be really bad for that person's mental health. I know people who have stopped writing popular ships because of the hate they get for their less popular ones despite clear tagging, and it's even more infuriating when I see the same people talking shit get all sad because the writer quit writing the ship they (the reader) likes.

Sometimes, I ask myself, "Why can't we all just try to make this weird wonky fandom space we share in such a way that people's mental health doesn't crumble and they get all the joy out of their fan works they seek?" Then I remember people are people.

Hard ask, but if you don't like a ship, maybe instead of speaking in ways that damage other people, you can just say, "I don't personally like that ship" and not read the thing. Hell, there are ships I don't like, and I can just avoid them because tags. (Yes, I know it's not that easy, but hell, I'm trying anyway).

TL;DR: I saw people being assholes, I have feelings, and I want those people to stop being assholes.

#fanfic #fanfiction #fanfic writing #bungou stray dogs #writing #bsd #fandom #rant post #archive of our own #fandom etiquette #fanfic culture #fanfic life #common courtesy #stop being an asshole