#this asshole walks into the kitchen all 'youre going to wash the dishes arent you (:'

[milf-harrington]

*mimes strangling my step dad*

cw aggressive swearing in the tags

#get the fuck out of here acting all patronising and shit #'youre going to wash these dishes aren you' get fucked i hate you of course im going to wash the fucking dishes #you know when people ask you something but they're not asking theyre just being a cunt? yeah #fucks sake #mum told me she was gonna tidy up they kitchen for me to do the dishes today and i made a big show of being annoyed #but im just always like that with the dishes bc im always the one who has to wash them #and this! motherfucker! starts complaining about how he's been on dish duty for the past two weeks and i should get over it #like sorry?? i've been on dish duty for the past 9 years that we've fucking lived here?? your 2 weeks mean nothing to me #i have no sympathy - especially not considering i've still been washing dishes at my sisters house #hes been on dish duty bc he's been home and i've been in town every day babysitting #and then my first day off #(which wasn't supposed to be for another two weeks thanks [sister boyfriend] ily <3) #this asshole walks into the kitchen all 'youre going to wash the dishes arent you (:' #yes! im going to wash the fucking dishes! i said i would last night didnt i? just bc i havent done them yet doesnt mean they wont get done #i want to throw something #vent #cw swearing #captain speaks