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alycremie · 10 months
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OC Introductions #3: Lena
So Transgender Stoner won the poll, honestly wasn't a very fair match. And since I figured she'd probably win anyway, I've spent all day extending their lore.
Also, I haven't mentioned this before, but if you want ask anything about my OCs, feel free to use the ask box :3
As per usual, OC images are picrews unless stated otherwise. I'll link the picrews at the bottom of this post. It's not my art. Don't credit me with it.
Soléne Monique De La Riviere, or as her friend know her, Lena Riviere, is pretty tall. She's 6'0", or 183 cm. She has kobicha-toned skin, and is generally lean. She's skinny with long arms and especially long legs, having a petite build. She isn't particularly muscular or strong, and looks more like she'd shatter and make the dry bones noise. Her eye colour is...unknown. Lena's most defining feature is her hair. She has a massive blonde afro that extends out past her shoulders, with curly hair completely obscuring her face from the cheekbones-up. Almost no one has actually seen her eyes, and she puts a lot of effort and money into keeping her hair big. I've failed to mention face shapes before, but Lena's is rounded with soft cheeks and a defined nose. She wears lipstick in a lot of different colours, but her favourite is black. Lena is also COVERED in tattoos. She has so many and they cover almost every inch of her body. Some are good, some are bad, some are meaningful, some aren't. She dresses supremely gay, her most iconic outfit being an unbuttoned blue hawaiian shirt with a thick-strapped tank top underneath and high-waisted jeans.
Now, on to her personality.
Lena - ISFP, 7w8.
Lena fits quite poorly into personality archetypes. At her core, the best way to describe her is that she doesn't care. She's by far the most introverted of the group - not because she hates people, but because she's just ambivalent to them. She doesn't have much to say, and would rather observe and think about something than engage with it. She wholeheartedly believes most problems are caused by people caring too much about things that don't matter. And this is how she lives her life. Some accuse her of wasting her time and never trying, but she's perfectly content with getting Cs or Ds cuz "she didn't fail." While in many ways she's pretty relaxed and often tries to get others to join her - especially with how much she smokes 🍃  - she can often come off as emotionally detached and uncaring, and this can lead to issues when not caring isn't an option. Lena is the quiet one of the group. She eases the stronger personalities around her just by encouraging people to take basically everything less seriously, and serves as a foil to Roselyn's intense caring about *everything*.
Lena speaks English and French fluently, and her pronouns are She/They. She majored in Philosophy and was briefly in law school as a former gifted kid, but quit after realizing it wasn't she actually wanted to do. She's the lead vocalist and guitarist for the reggae fusion band Daughters of Sekhmet, which runs from 1987 to 1999, but for the first few years she also works as a grocery store manager. She loves music, watching TV, and hanging with her besties. Her favourite season is Winter, her birthday is January 17th, 1964, and her favourite food is soup. She's a vegetarian and refuses to eat meat. Lastly, she also doesn't label her sexuality. She pretty much just picks people at random and is like yeah, I want to date and/or fuck you. Those people are usually women but can be of any gender. Image 1 source: picrew.me/en/image_maker/1706331 Image 2 source: picrew.me/en/image_maker/1469769
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ahgase revival: week 3 ↩ favourite photoshoots
↳ mark x madame figaro 
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embersofstardust · 5 years
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For the OC ask, if you don't mind, all of them? I like all the names and am curious about snake boi! 😊
:D absolutely!!!! But it’s gonna get long, so i’m throwing it under the “read more” (also sorry it took so long! I tried to do it before work, but didn’t have enough time so i had to wait until i got home)
ok, so i’ll do snake boi first then!
Full Name: he doesn’t have one yet lolGender and Sexuality: Male (currently debating nonbinary), and asexualPronouns: He/HimEthnicity/Species: He is a snake hybrid sort of deal. Not a naga, but has reptilian eyes/toungue and is coldblooded and prefers his food extremely rare even though it might stain his nice dress clothesBirthplace and Birthdate: No birthplace, but birthday is April 19thGuilty Pleasures: His favourite band is ABBA but he thinks it’s embarrassingPhobias: Crickets. they terrify himWhat They Would Be Famous For: writing the book he’s been working on for the past 10 yearsWhat They Would Get Arrested For: god um, maaayyyybe being involved in a fight? but only like, if one of his friends was getting the shit kicked out of them. he hates confrontationOC You Ship Them With: none atm!OC Most Likely To Murder Them: i honestly don’t knowFavorite Movie/Book Genre: movie is suspenseful thrillers, but book is romcom novels! another guilty pleasure tbh. even tho he’s asexual he likes the romance side of it and the cheesy lines always make  him laughLeast Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: the fact that EVERYONE has to end up with somebody, and it’s usually a straight coupleTalents and/or Powers: no powers, but he can touch the bridge of his nose with his tongue! also he loves gardening and has a green thumbWhy Someone Might Love Them: he’s really just a mellow sweetheart with questionable fashion sense. he has green hair/stubble but likes to wear warm coloured dress clothesWhy Someone Might Hate Them: he really is almost unbearable mellow. he doesn’t get riled up very often and can talk for HOURS on book analysisHow They Change: he really hasn’t too much besides going from a more closed off type of character to just laid-back and sweet!Why You Love Them: he is literally the ONLY one of my characters with a decent amount of chill and i love his design so much
up next: Callalily! (also i’m  just realising i forgot two whole ocs, but i’m not gonna throw them in bc i don’t have anything other than their design and that they’re dating)
Full Name: Callalily MortrinskaGender and Sexuality: Female, lesbian (she dated a few guys, but eventually decided not for her)Pronouns: she/herEthnicity/Species: black and cyborg! and not shy about it either, she makes sure her cyborg parts are made of shiny gold. it was the only thing they could do for her after a nasty accidentBirthplace and Birthdate: i don’t think i have a birthplace for any of them tbh but her birthday is November 3rdGuilty Pleasures: nothing is really a “guilty” pleasure for her? She is pretty open about everythingPhobias: one of her parts malfunctioning, someone she cares about getting hurt, miceWhat They Would Be Famous For: shooting someone who deserved it (she’s a sniper)What They Would Get Arrested For: shooting someone who only SHE thought deserved itOC You Ship Them With: none atm!OC Most Likely To Murder Them: none atm!Favorite Movie/Book Genre: probably the political fiction stuff!Least Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: how pink = girly girl and that they’re always airbrainedTalents and/or Powers: an incredible sniper! Also a really smooth flirt when she wants to beWhy Someone Might Love Them: she has a huge heart for people she cares about and is willing to go to the ends of the earth for themWhy Someone Might Hate Them: if you’ve pissed her off there is no mercy or second chances unless your apology is REALLY goodHow They Change: hasn’t really! i like it too much :)Why You Love Them: i love the thought of a badass, sniper cyborg woman who loves pink, skirts, and girls and has both aesthetics at the same time
Xinae!
Full Name: XinaeGender and Sexuality: agender/omnisexualPronouns: they/them she/her he/him (technically her race doesn’t deal with gender/pronouns/sexuality? they’re heavenly bodies soooo)Ethnicity/Species: a living starBirthplace and Birthdate: noneGuilty Pleasures: her moonPhobias: being locked away and forced to forget her moon (which has since happened)What They Would Be Famous For: defying a sunWhat They Would Get Arrested For: defying a sunOC You Ship Them With: her moon, who doesn’t have much of a design yetOC Most Likely To Murder Them: the jealous sunFavorite Movie/Book Genre: soft romance and fantasy fictionLeast Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: forced romances that don’t develop/make senseTalents and/or Powers: she has intense light and heat, and can maneuver her way across the night sky to light the way for lost wanderersWhy Someone Might Love Them: she is gentle and kind, motherly almostWhy Someone Might Hate Them: she can sometimes not keep her mouth shut and if the reward outweighs the risk she’s not afraid of  consequencesHow They Change: no changes, shes new!!Why You Love Them: i love her story and design
Alrighty! Onto the twins Aven and Neva!
Full Name: Neva CarmondyGender and Sexuality: female, bisexualPronouns: she/herEthnicity/Species: human, idk ethnicity just yet but she’s pretty tan naturallyBirthplace and Birthdate: birthday is March 7Guilty Pleasures: Cheap beerPhobias: she’s actually really afraid of needles and blood in general for some reason?What They Would Be Famous For: whatever she got arrested for tbhWhat They Would Get Arrested For: public disturbance or climbing something she shouldn’t. maybe getting in a fightOC You Ship Them With: none atm!OC Most Likely To Murder Them: her brother tbh lolFavorite Movie/Book Genre: she doesn’t really read books, but she likes audio ones! and actually really loves historical fictionLeast Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: I hate you! oh i love you now!Talents and/or Powers: well i actually have them in BNHA, so they do have powers! She can alter/add something to people’s memories! she also took gymnastics for 8 years as a kid so shes pretty flexibleWhy Someone Might Love Them: shes fun! and totally willing to throw down for someoneWhy Someone Might Hate Them: a bit airheaded and doesn’t like to focus on serious things, she’d rather focus on having funHow They Change: honestly not too much? maybe a little less thot and a little more party but nothing major lolWhy You Love Them: it’s just a fun character!! and her dynamic with her brother is great
Full Name: Aven Carmondy (their 1st names are just reversed of each other lol)Gender and Sexuality: male, questioningPronouns: he/himEthnicity/Species: again, idk ethnicity yetBirthplace and Birthdate: March 7Guilty Pleasures: dumb looking t-shirtsPhobias: worms (his sister thinks its hilarious)What They Would Be Famous For: being a philanthropist idk he hates being the center of attentionWhat They Would Get Arrested For: beating somebody for hurting his sisterOC You Ship Them With: none!OC Most Likely To Murder Them: none atm!Favorite Movie/Book Genre: sci-fiLeast Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: inaccurate fake science lolTalents and/or Powers: again, has powers so! He can erase parts/whole memories!Why Someone Might Love Them: is the Mom Friend and very caring and protectiveWhy Someone Might Hate Them: painfully shy at first and a buzzkill at times worrying too muchHow They Change: he’s actually gotten a little more reserved! sorry buddy lolWhy You Love Them: i just do! also looking back at it we are pretty similar 
And now onto the big two!!!! :D
Full Name: Kronixus (Krow) Lioneheart (lion-heart)Gender and Sexuality: male, GAAAAYYYY AFFFFFFPronouns: he/himEthnicity/Species: changes depending on my mood bc i use him in a bunch of stuff? but always a mixBirthplace and Birthdate: October 31stGuilty Pleasures: pop musicPhobias: snakes, has a legit phobia of a certain shade of pink its weird as hellWhat They Would Be Famous For: being a mad scientist/famous inventorWhat They Would Get Arrested For: beating somebody for hurting his sister/just getting in a fight in general OC You Ship Them With: none atm! (it’s usually with canon characters lol)OC Most Likely To Murder Them: ravenna tbhFavorite Movie/Book Genre: sci-fi and gritty romanceLeast Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: ALSO inaccurate fake science. if its not plausible he throws a fitTalents and/or Powers: very smart!!!! has a great knack with machines, but shit at math it’s weird. also pretty musically giftedWhy Someone Might Love Them: he looks like a hard ass but is pretty sweet when you get to know him and v sensitive but still ready to fight someone for you w/ no questions askedWhy Someone Might Hate Them: ready to fight someone w/ no questions asked. also everyone thinks he’s straight so a lot of people get mad that their girlfriend thinks he’s hotHow They Change: was actually originally just a genderbend version of my main oc, but now is his own character completely with a different (more chaotic) personality! also was pan, but slowly evolved into just gay lolWhy You Love Them: he’s great! he’s such a chaotic gay energy but hides it under a hard-ass facade and i love him. i’ve also had him a while so yeah lol i put him in a lot of different aus/fandoms
The main one!!! My babey!!!!!
Full Name: Ravenna (Raven) Lioneheart (lol get it, raven and crow?)Gender and Sexuality: female, pansexual!!!!Pronouns: she/herEthnicity/Species: again, idk ethnicityBirthplace and Birthdate: October 31stGuilty Pleasures: ummm? partying i guess? sometimes she loves it alittle TOO much lolPhobias: snakes, the dark, swimming (shes says drowning buttttt)What They Would Be Famous For: her music getting bigWhat They Would Get Arrested For: getting in a fight, public disturbancesOC You Ship Them With: none! just canon characters ^^’OC Most Likely To Murder Them: none?Favorite Movie/Book Genre: high fantasy and sci-fi!Least Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: dumb romance/heavy political stuffTalents and/or Powers: she has powers depending on the universe, and they change on my mood so not listing that. But she’s pretty good with machines (Krow is better) and really good at the arts! Much better than Kronixus! also very smartWhy Someone Might Love Them: will go to the ends of the earth for the ones she cares about, and it takes a lot to break her trust once she has it. can be very lovingWhy Someone Might Hate Them: is loud and not afraid to voice her opinions. thinks she’s bigger than she is and sometimes gets her ass kicked for itHow They Change: she was actually originally a self-insert a LONG time ago, but has grown with me and developed into her own person! obviously we still share similarities, mostly in what we like, but i’ve had her for so long it’s really hard to remember what it was like without herWhy You Love Them: again, i’ve had her FOREVER! and i just love tweaking her to fit whatever au i’m doing atm!
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ahkaraii · 6 years
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I really love your comic! Kakashi is my absolutely favorite character and this comic is a blessing! It's inspired me to attempt to make my own comic byt I don't know where to start. Do you have any tips? Thank you for creating such a great comic!
Wahoo!!  Oh my goodness, I LOVE comics so if I’ve inspired you to make your own, that’s AWESOME!!
Where to start – hm, well, I usually have some feeling or some particular exchange I want to convey between two characters (a certain look, a dialogue, etc). It’s my driving motivation for powering through the whole time consuming process of making a comic. The rest is basically thinking up a way to build up to that desired point so the exchange has its proper oomf, and then figuring out how to resolve the comic after that point to leave the reader satisfied.
Once you have your idea, you should plan it out – even if only as a bullet point list of key moments in your head – so you don’t accidentally get tangled up with a plot hole midway through and have to go back and erase stuff you’ve drawn or retcon stuff or whatnot. I can tell you from experience that is the #1 fastest way to hate your comic and leave it unfinished, haha! It’s a big shame if you’ve put in lots of hours/days/months/years, so be sure to know where you’re going!
That said, it’s okay to give yourself some wiggle room. A lot of my most powerful scenes arise on the fly, just drawing what my hand wants to draw on any given day, and letting the sequence grow organically from there instead of strictly following a script.
Some folks prefer to work off a full script and/or thumbnails (I have a comic or two that I did that with and it was pretty nice to know exactly where you’re going at any moment, though personally I got a bit bored since I knew exactly what was going to happen and you and this comic are going to be bedfellows for a while so it better still be exciting after you’ve sunk in 50 hours and you’re still on the first page lmao).
I’m not nearly a good planner as that, though, and I’m notoriously lazy, so these days and for fancomics like this that I have no intention of doing anything professional with – they’re just fun pasttimes that I want to get out as quickly as possible to maintain emotional momentum – I pretty much grab my 5px hardbrush and start sketching out the scene, adding dialogue as I go.
Here’s an example of today’s comic on the left – I had doodled that last night but it felt kind of stale, so I slept on the scene and when I woke up I decided I needed to add Sakumo’s flashback to his wife to really cement the intensity and emotional importance of the scene, which I did, and I quickly polished up the sketchy and then I was done! :D
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I think another important piece of advice to give is to decide now how “polished” you want your comic to look like. I’m perfectly capable of rendering full-colour comics, and I’m usually delighted by how they look, but they are TIME CONSUMING AS FUCK. It’s fine for short one-shot comics, but longform ones you have to really think about it because it’s very likely you’ll run out of steam long before the story’s done.
How much effort do you have to sink in to convey the core idea you want to show? Nice art is really nice, but at its heart your comic is about a story you want to tell, right? Otherwise you’d just draw a bunch of illustrations. So more focus on delivery and less on how beautiful the background looks, because that background that takes you 20 hours to draw will take someone 0.2 seconds to see. So instead just take 10 minutes to gesture out the background and move on to the more important parts!
A final point is your audience. Like – I 99% draw comics for myself. I draw them in my school notebooks, I draw them on psd files that never see the light of day, etc. I draw them for me. But sharing them can be super duper fun if folks get into it, and it’s a powerful motivator that can help you powerhouse through the marathon that is drawing a comic, especially when it’s longer stuff that may take you a good long while. So you have to keep a regular/predictable update schedule if you wanna keep your readers interested and coming back for more.
Most webcomics die because of this – they update so sporadically, people who were originally hyped lose focus and get bored and leave. The artist, discouraged, loses focus and updates even less frequently. Eventually the burden of drawing the comic that no one cares about anymore is exhausting and they burn out and the comic dies.
I’ve been guilty of this more than once, lmao!
So, uh, yeah! That was long. Start with short comics, compact one-shot scenes. Once you get good at doing that, you can tackle that epic novel idea you’ve got in your head – everyone has one, me included haha – but until that point, don’t bite off more than you can chew or you’ll burn out !
Good luck~!!
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I don't really like to ask but since you wrote that you were open to prompts (and since I can't write for sh*t) it wont hurt to ask. I had this idea a while ago that Barbara is spending a lot of time with Lotte, talking and bonding over Nightfall and Hannah gets jealous and start to act like she knows Nightfall (and fail XD) to just so Lotte wont steal Barbara away from her. Love your fics by the way!~ absolutely adorable ^^
A.N : First of, I’m really sorry that it took so much time to write, edit and post this >_
 "I’m back !“
 Hannah shot up in her bed, immediately facing the room’s door tosee her best friend, Barbara, enter with a smile on her face. Theblack haired girl quickly walked toward her friend to hug her tightlyand plant a kiss on her cheek, making the girl blush a bit as shereturned the gesture.
"Welcome back, greeted Hannah as Barbara went to sit on her ownbed. I haven’t seen you since our classes ended, where were you ?
-Oh, Lotte told me a new cafĂ© opened in town last week, so we went tocheck it out and talk about Nightfall. The next book is gettingreleased next week, so we talk about our theories and quizz eachother to make sure we didn’t forget any important element for thestory.
-And by important element, you mean the colour of the flowerscharacter A gave to character B in volume 155 ? teased Hannah, herlips curled in a smirk.
-Keep quiet, you ! replied Barbara with a smile and a light tap onHannah’s arm. I’ll let you know that Gelar offering yellow tulips toEliora is an important detail because of
”
 As Barbara rambled about her favourite book series, Hannah stoppedlistening and her smile dropped, remembering her friend’s words. Shespent the afternoon with Lotte, huh
 This kind of thing wasbecoming rather common, so much that Hannah was pretty sure that, ifyou put aside the time they spend sleeping next to each other,Barbara is spending more time with Lotte than with her. And, even ifthe redhead hated to admit it, it was making her jealous.
 Barbara had been her best friend for years now, and recently,Hannah had came to the realisation that her feelings weren’t just“friendly” anymore : she had fallen in love with the blackhaired beauty. When ? No idea, but it didn’t really matter, becauseHannah was too much of a coward to confess her feelings to the othergirl, afraid of losing their friendship. But even if she stayedsilent, she felt like she was losing Barbara a bit more each passingday. She had to find a way to win her friend’s affection back, buthow ? Ever since the black haired witch bonded over Nightfall withher blond classmate from the red team, it had become increasinglydifficult to spend time with Barbara alone and, of course, as soon asLotte was with her fellow fan, there was NO WAY to make any of themtalk about anything else than this damn book !
 
 Wait. That was the solution ! Lotte was taking Barbara awaythanks to her knowledge of Nightfall, so if Hannah pretended to knowthe book series, Barbara would spend more time with her andeverything would go back to normal !  She just needed to tell herfriend that she read the books and let her ramble as usual, noddinghere, voicing her agreement there, and it would be a great success !This plan was perfect, no way it could fail !
 Confident in her idea, Hannah turned toward Barbara who was stilltalking about those flowers and how their message hinted at thecharacters’ relationship’s evolution. Honestly, the redhead couldn’tcare less, but for now, she would act as she understood what Barbarawas saying.
“
 and three books later, or rather six months later in theNightfall universe, the battle of Jorgan took place and it all madesense ! So you understand now how important these flowers actuallywere ?
-Yes, I remember that. It was an interesting part.
-You "remember” ? But I never told you about that
 Or isit
“
 Barbara’s eyes were sundenly filled with sparkles of joy andexcitement and for a second, Hannah forgot how to breathe. She’dnever seen Barbara so happy before
 And Lotte got to witness iteveryday ? Tch. There was really no justice in this world.
"Hannah, did you read Nightfall ?!” screamed the blackhaired witch as she literally jumped on her teammate.
 Too surprised to react, Hannah could only fall back on her bed,Barbara straddling her hips and looking at her with hopeful eyes. Theredhead managed to smile and answer with a more or less normal voice,despite her heart beating way faster than usual :
“Uh, ye-yes, I did
 Though it was quite some time ago, so Idon’t remember everything

-Really ?! This is amazing ! So which part of it did you like most ?Which character ? Which ship ?!”
 Hannah gulped. This was going to be harder than expected.
“Uhm
 Well
 I think my favourite book would be the
 tenth.
-The tenth ? But it’s when the heroes fight zombies and go to Hell toconvince the God of Death to help them. I thought you didn’t likeghosts, zombies and other monsters ?
-Aaah, right ! Uhm, well, as I said, it’s been a while since I readit, so I must have made a mistake ! Huh
 Oh, I know ! The part withthe werewolves ! It was pretty cool, huh ? Werewolves are cool. Fullof
 fangs and
 claws
 and fur

-Hannah
 There are werewolves in EVERY BOOK since volume six.
-Is-Is that so ? Huh, well
”
 The redhead started to fidget under Barbara’s intense -andincrisingly doubtful- gaze. After a few seconds passed and Hannahcouldn’t find any appropriate answer, the black haired girl asked,disbelief filling her voice :
“
 You didn’t really read Nightfall, did you ?”
 Suddenly ashamed of her pitiful lie, Hannah turned her head so shewouldn’t look her friend in the eyes. Taking the silence as ananswer, Barbara stood without a word and went back to her bed.Despite the guilt filling her heart, Hannah sat back up, searchingfor the best way to explain her lie to her teammate. She didn’t needto be as smart as Diana to know that she just deeply hurt her bestfriend and the mere thought of it was enough to make her want topunch and kick herself. But she knew that the only thing that shecould do to help Barbara right now was to tell her whyshe did that, so the self-loathing and punching would have to wait.
“Barbara-
-Why did you lie ?”
 Surprised by her friend’s interruption, Hannah looked up and whatshe saw litterally tore her heart apart : the black haired girl waslooking at her knees, hands clenched in fists on her thighs, sadnesswritten on her face and tears filling her eyes. The redhead felt herbody move on its own and a second later, she was hugging Barbara likethe girl’s life depended on this embrace, arms tightly wrapped aroundthe other witch’s shoulders and her knees on each side of Barbara’slegs while the girl’s face was buried in her collar. Hannah feltBarbara’s body start to shake before she heard the first sobs andtightened her hold on her friend, internally screaming, butexternally silent because she had no right to cry, not when Barbara’stears were falling down her face, especiallysince she was the reason they were now covering those pink, softcheeks she loved to kiss.
“I
 I thought
 you weren’t like
 the others
 Youwouldn’t
 make fun of me
 because I
 like
 Nightfall

-I didn’t want to make fun of you, Barbara.
-So
 So why ? asked the black haired girl as she eased back justenough to look Hannah in the eyes.
-Because
 I was afraid I was losing you.”
 Barbara stared at her red haired friend with surprise andconfusion, clearly not knowing what Hannah meant by that. Hannah tooka few seconds to wipe the tears away from her teammate’s lovely facewith her thumbs before explaining :
“It’s just
 You spend a lot of time with Lotte lately and I
I’m not used to that. I was afraid she would become your new bestfriend. I was
 jealous. And then, I thought that, if I talked aboutNightfall with you, you’d like me better again and everything wouldgo back to how it used to be. I
 acted on an impulse, not evenconsidering your feelings and
 I’m really sorry about that.”
 Hannah concluded her little speech with a kiss on Barbara’sforehead before she eased back to see her friend’s reaction.
 The black haired witch kept her head low, but just as Hannah,worried, was about to call out her name, she raised her fist andweakly punched  Hannah’s chest before resting her forehead on theredhead’s collar.
“You could have said that right from the start, instead ofcoming up with stupid plans like that, chastised Barbara.”
 Her friend’s soft voice and her arms loosely wrapped around herwaist were enough to tell Hannah that she was forgiven. But the girlknew that it would take some more time for her friend’s heart toheal, so she gently returned the hug, providing Barbara with all thelove and support she could offer, mumbling :
“Yeah
 I’m sorry.
-It’s okay. I realise I really spend a lot of time with Lotte
 butyou also hang out with Akko a lot more lately.”
 Surprised by Barbara’s suddenly accusating voice, Hannah eased backfrom the hug to look her friend in the eyes. Really bad idea : theblack haired girl was pouting and it was awfullydifficult for her redhead teammate to notblush, squeal and hug her in front of such adorableness. But Barbarawas quick to bring her friend back to Earth :
“With how much time you spend with her, I’m really not surprisedyou start to come up with stupid plans like that. And honestly, I’mstarting to wonder if you two are really justfriends.
-Wha-What do you mean ?
-Lotte told me that Akko had been dating a girl for two weeks now. Andaside from her teammates, youare the one she spends the most time with.
-Okay, I stop you right there : I am notdating Akko.
-Oh, really ? Hard to believe when one sees how you two interract,Barbara insisted. I’m not even sure you hug meas often as Akko hugs you.”
 Hannah really didn’t know what was going on anymore : one secondBarbara was crying and the next she was angry because she suspectedHannah to be Akko’s girlfriend. Wait
 Angry ?
“Say, Barbara
 Are you jealous ? Of Akko and I ?
-Wha- Of course not ! Why would I be jealous of you two lovebirds ?!”
 
 Okay, she was reallyjealous. Now, Hannah just had to know why.
“You know, even if I were dating Akko, you’d still be my bestfriend.
-So
 You really aredating her ?”
 Barbara’s heartbroken look almost caused Hannah in a panic attack.
“NO ! denied the redhead, her arms flailing around. Of coursenot ! How could I date her when I’m in love with you ?!”
 
 Did she just say that aloud ?
 Barbara’s surprised -even shocked- look was enough of an answer.Hannah felt her blood leave her face before coming back full force,warming her cheeks like never before.
“Uhm, I mean
 It’s not.. I mean, of course I
 But no, not
Well, yes,but
 huh
”
 A light giggle stopped her rambling. Surprised, Hannah turned tolook at Barbara and felt her jaw drop : her best friend, the girl sheloved and just confessedto was laughing! What in the world was happening ?!
 Just as the redhead was about to ask Barbara if she was feelingalright, the black haired girl’s laughter died down and she raisedher head, revealing happy, loving eyes staring at Hannah like she washer entire world. Barbara looked so beautiful at this moment, evenmore than she usually did, that the redhead could only stare back,mind blank, unable to speak a single word. Luckily, it was Barbara’sturn to talk.
“I can’t believe you really said it
 You have no idea how longI waited for you to say that you loved me like that
 In fact, Iwaited so much that I was afraid you didn’t actually feel that wayand only saw me as a friend.
-Wait
 Hannah said, finally coming back to her senses. You meanthat
 you love me too
 ?
-Of course I do, dummy, answered Barbara with the widest smile she’dever had.”
 It took a second longer for Hannah to register what her friend justsaid, but when she did, her disbelieving face morphed to utmosthappiness and she threw her arms aroung Barbara with a laugh, makingthem fall on top of each other on the bed. The two girls laughed outof happiness and relief for a while before Hannah eased back from thehug, propelled on her elbows to look  at her friend -or rathergirlfriend- in the eyes and ask :
“Can I ?”
 Immediately knowing what her lover meant, Barbara smiled andnodded, joy and excitement filling her eyes. Smiling back, Hannahslowly lowered herself until she felt her girlfriend’s soft, warmlips against her own. Sighing blissfully, she kissed Barbara with allher love, bodies pressed against one another, hearts clenched almostpainfully from happiness and relief, their entire beings filled withand showing one thought they had longed to share for so many years :
“I love you.”
A.N : Honestly, this is way too long to be called a prompt (over 2K words I think), but I feel like I could have developped some things a bit more. Meh. I hope you still liked it !
Next one isn’t really about a ship since it’s about Akko and her daughter, but we don’t know who the other parent is, so everyone will be able to enjoy it. I don’t think I’ll be able to upload it tomorrow, so you’ll have to wait until Saturday.
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The Moors Mutt IV: Old Stone
Lar had set plates of milk and egg on the exterior ledge in tribute to the fae folk said to inhabit the ancient mounds. Ah, how rugged tradition. Despite innumerable era-defining events happening daily across the world, for the village of Sperrin it was just another day when the sun rose and, with luck, set again in the evening. They hadn't time for dullards in tailed suits dictating tastes, but they had still team to tend the interspecies relations their ancestors cherished. By all accounts I have heard, to spurn the giving of tributes and gifts incurs great penalty from these entities, with many a workman rising with thorns in his bed after rooting out on the old Hawthorns, which are so revered entire networks and key routeways, which I say should serve to modernise this place a bit, are diverted from their course to leave the old fairy trees in peace. Even now I puzzle at this strange practice, at the contrast between past and present evident in all things once you leave the big cities. The fae, I have since learned, are a race of otherworldy beings driven beneath the furrows as the plague of mankind spread; its boils gaping swordwounds, its pus the belch of industry, and always fatal. Thackeray's 'Sketchbook 1842' spake thusly on the practice; "Crude as their barn religion seems to the imperial beholder, there is yet intricacy in this practices and archaic wisdom therein. If a faith's claim to true institutional status is the number of adherents, there are more worshippers in these bog towns, who bear saints names, than ever had Patrick driven toward the tide." Thackeray made no mention of an egg dish though.
A scarred moggy had the scent hot on his nostrils, thought he what fine folks we to leave a sup for me. I watched him furtively take the decking and slink toward the dish. First he tapped the rim to glean what consequence he might incur, but seeing the clear craned and began to lap its contents delightedly, soaking its whiskers. Fergus thundered out the door, beelining towards the cat which he had spied through the window. He lifted a knee with all grace of rusted Talos and swung the appendage toward the hissing feline. Bold, but not careless, the moggy bailed, zipping from sight before Fergus' hobnail hit. I supposed it a tad overreactive, but when one considers the fae as a true belief system, that cat was essentially gobbling up our good faith, and I thought with another opportunity I'd have done the same.
Lar seemed smaller inside. The barframe served to deemphasize his ample stature, a kingly six foot one stood stock straight; more kingdom keep than tavern keep, and a fur mantle he wore most Heraclean. He took great stomping strides, as in a childhood tale my mother fireside imparted of a giant who wore seven league boots. His ever-bailed fists hung like cudgels by his side, two loyal hounds never stumped for purpose. In his great shadow, one felt a gratitude for civilisation; a concept voluntary for men like Lar. Every second a short man, like me, spent not being torn limb from limb by a man like him was a second lived by his decree.
I swanned to his side, eager for revelation, suddenly taken by the spirit of adventure. Not quite the long walk to the docks before an age on the high seas, for indeed the only thing Sperrin had to resemble the rippling sails of farbound triremes were the sad slanted fabric roofs in the central square still hanging from the Christmas Market, but it was no less a proud moment and a little death; the death of office and oath, of duty, of tedium; for that day I was no longer a swaddled urbanite, good only for council meetings and book reviews, I was reborn in renown; I set off toward the unknown with all the zeal of a whorebound sailor, as of old heroes had.
'Lar, a moment if I could. In the house yesterday I found a bill of sale for an old church somewhere in the demesne. Do you know it?' I asked.
'Know it? Took my first communion there. As did he.' Lar nodded toward Fergus who jostled delightedly, pulling the second of three bags across his vast flank. 'Everyone did. Before she got her toxic claws in.'
'You're joking? I didn't think to ask last night, I thought you wouldn't be interested. This is most fortuitous. Oh, lash me for assuming. What age were you when it closed?'
'After first Communion.' Lar said, concealing his question.
'I'm not Roman Catholic. Happy? My father was a man of intense private faith. Very distrustful of institutions. He encouraged us, and others, to think for ourselves, not to puzzle overmuch the mysteries of man's making.'
'That explains a lot.' said Lar, papist to the root.
'I'm no heathen.' I exhaled my irriation. 'I know my bible well as any bishop; better even. My father wanted to join the priesthood, alas it was not to be. A noble ambition, even unfulfilled. Does that satisfy your piety?'
'What stopped him?' said Lar, unsatisfied. I saw glinting around his neck a pendant freshly clad, its chain lightly linked, an effigy of holy Saint Anthony sun-crowned acentre against a gold rondure.
I shrugged my shoulders. 'Insitutions? He didn't talk about it. So enlighten me if you will; what age is Communion? Twelve - or is that Consternation?'
'It's Confirmation.' Lar spat through gritted teeth. 'Communion is the unleavened bread. Usually the ceremony takes place when the child is seven or eight.'
'Right. And Lady Sizemore, you would not deny she was a woman of means?'
Lar scoffed, loosening phlegm. 'I would not.'
'I had presumed so. Her estate is vast, her house lavish, its contents irreplaceable, its memories priceless, but she was not ostentatious in herself. Lar, I know we're out for the beast and don't worry, I still intend keeping up with the thing, but my heart is really set on figuring this church business. See, I have had cause to see her financial records, public and private. Aside from maintenance costs and the occasional queenly feast, she seemed positively a pincher of pennys, a scrimper.' When our eyes met Lar squinted suspiciously, waiting for more. 'I mean to say Lady Sizemore seemed modest despite her earnings, yet enormous costs were incurred purchasing the church and moving the cairn. I want to know why it's so special.'
'You'll soon find out. Where do you think we're going?'
'Truly? An angel. Art thou an angel? Thou art, truly. Who else so cherubim in cheek and lobe!' I nearly clicked my heels. 'How serendipitous I should inquire. Let me ask another question; what's there now?' We had slowed, each of us, in anticipation of local colour. If trips to the outdoors had purpose, twas this, tramping blind and giving life to what has passed, and perhaps in gratitude, if a higher place exists than this, the dead will bid us good fortune.
'Nothing much anymore. There's been a church on that ground since before any Bishop in Rome ever lied. The first Christians arrived, little more than farmers, armed with twisted staves. Stone by stone they built a temple for their desert god, refuse from the cold of the islands. The Gods of ancient Albion were not of the sun, blithe were they to effulgence. Came they from beneath the clod. Slithered out from eel bores and swam the narrow estuaries like boneless longships. Worshippers twisted as their idols took every chance to spurn the advances of the interlopers, but such savagery cannot be upheld. Hate is not enough. Hate is the infernal speed, the thud of knuckles, the thunder at the antler crash of rutting stags, but it is a fickle thing, a false security, sapping and parasitic. By generations, these savage men became curious. They had killed so many, sundered their doings and mocked their skygod, yet still the missionaries adhered his tenets. Perhaps, they thought, this God is some powerful thing. And with that, the spell of the old ways was broken. Already as the tribesmen made their first ginger steps up the slopes, the slopes we ourselves will ascend, the suckered whips and shadowed protrusions of the old ones retracted to the otherworld, down into the deep dells and dark delvings and the dwindling darks of earth. Came they curious and unarmed, bid the missionaries impart this wisdom worth dying for. This site was not alone chosen for its useful vantage and strategic defensive position. The arriving zealots had observed natives worshipping standing stones, more ancient than the predeluvian cultures of hyborea and Tartaria. Such megaliths were known to hold great arcane power. The priests need only convince the tribes that power was theirs, a demonstration of their gospels infallibility, done easily within a generation. Priests controlled education, taste, oversaw cultural changes, discarded blasphemous and mysterious rites. Soon the brood knew nothing of the traditions held by their forebears. An epoch of strife began.'
'Ah. So the priests came, withstood the assault and incorporated existing idols into their own pantheon? How cunning, deceitful and a tragedy I should say too.'
'All-seeing though their God was, people will always do as they please. The old ways survive unchanged, even to this day the older townsfolk meet for the mysteries. When Fergus and I were bairns enormous crowds travelled from far afield to celebrate the imbolc, until she rooted out the cairn and left the church to rack and ruin. It shouldn't have been allowed.' Lar nodded, the ire of its sundering still upon him fresh, running like new fire in his veins and I saw with each clumping step he drove the point of his boot into the soft ground, like a knight's lance in a fallen pikeman's back, spending his annoyance in this manner.
When I saw his shoulders raise with tension lifted and gait restored, I probed further. 'Do you know the priest?'
'Er - yes. Tarbuck I think his name was.'
'What about Talbot - as in Talbot Church?'
Lar raised a suspicious brow, like a furtive otter arching from the swell, they were thin, brown and sleek, I'd say manicured if I didn't know him better, but I suppose I did not know him well at all. His mouth began to turn and I watched him, trying to clear my mind in anticipation of inquest. At last he spoke most considered, rising to be heard over Fergus' hyucking. 'Yes I suppose that sounds right. Talbot. Couldn't tell you more. Why are you asking if you already know? If I didn't know better, I'd say you're withholding information, partner.'
'You wouldn't believe me if I told you.' What could I tell him? That I had seen a faceless priest with mucky vestments out for a midnight walk? Where did I see him? Funny you should ask, in bed. In bed? Well, yes. I was in bed, but my mind was to the church called be the peal of silent bells. No, it was best to withhold until I knew more, and still all this time there was the beast, presumably furious at having been picked second.
I was met with silence. More space came between us. Knowing Lar and Fergus would soon disappear from sight, I was forced to shout over the wind, 'Why did she move the Cairn?'
Lar shrugged again. True to his word, he could not tell more than that. 'Winter.'
I had thought much since waking from the dream, about the church and lady Sizemore, about the familiar priest and the sympathetic plight implied in his step and dimmed blue eyes. I had forgotten much of the dream's stark imagery. Only this impression of the man burying his secrets and his spade daubed in clay remained. I found most curious the cairn's relocation. Lar had not seemed confident imparting the reason for its transfer, that Lady Sizemore was told the house wouldn't stand another winter despite having done so two hundred years; to me, that seemed a spurious motive and something worth inquiry.
Dawnflame pulsed in seductive ruby, splintering to a prism that dazzled in its royal array, from bold scarlet to princely vermilion, and in that sanguine bank we found hopeful portent. Other larks stirred from roadside redoubts to wave passage. Husbandmen mostly, any whose labours were bound to the rueful star's whim. Breaking from the road we made for pasture, cutting due Northwest across the plain. Dawn's jewels, stars of morning which are night's silver sisters, sundered underfoot, brittle things past season returning to aether.
Lar and Fergus scouted ahead, rudely parading superior vigour. They whispered among themselves. Fifty years old the pair of them, they still moved like Herne the hunter through all terrains. Fergus gave credence to the theory empty vessels howl loudest, guffawing at every ribaldry Lar conjured from the sewer he called a brain. With spare breath I might have cursed them, but my fury came a decliate whisper, peeling like nighttime bells; loudly and to no one. I wished barren the bellies of the sows that held them.
Ego as engine, for a furious mile I kept pace, propelled solely by a need for petty victory. Predictably, for those bones had long been cast, I quickly slowed back to a sad trudge, slower than my previous languid pace.
Themselves ramblers taking long walks for leisure, Lar and Fergus waited at each fence feigning to check their watches, teasing with so many rests between arrivals a man might never tire. Gladly I obliged, quipping Aesop's lessons were lost to them. What else had I but meek agreement. Nod and smile, chaste to make a Roman wife blush, icily injecting scorn where possible unnoticed.
At length the naked path yielded to thick woodland more typical of the region. We pushed through the system of unbowed oaks, which cast snake haired shadows where light could penetrate. Further the branches enclosed to a dome, stealing our brave shadows. Little rest we took in the maze's darkest sectors. Badger, fox and mole strode brazen, unfamiliar and unafraid. At the helm, Lar thought himself Alexander in Hanyson, immortal thirst his guiding star. I remembered how ended that tale.
How hard it seemed rising after only a moment stilled. How quickly a hard-earned graceful step replaced by rhythmless clomping. It was not until several minutes treading passed that semblance of form returned, and soon after, the next reluctant stop, the mossy bank where last we halted still visible shortly behind.
For a time there was sun. Golden fire, faint and pale beyond a tattered veil. The aperture seized before our eyes until only A crescent of light remained, the golden torc of Ulaid.
This terse land existed long before man's dominion and would reign unchanged in the wake of our expiry. Here she gave no quarter. Gaia dressed for war in all her plate. All twisted briar and stinging barbs, long tunnels of night giving to treacherous muddy groves where a man might be taken by the bog and the old things therein.
'Where in jezebel's saucehole are we?" I planted myself. Thought I of Ephialtes leading Persians through the pass, cursed by the gods to wear his inner treachery outwardly.
Fergus deferred to Lar's judgement. Solomon-like, Lar waved our wagons halted. He tossed the empty skins to Fergus. 'Fill these' he said, miming drinking.
While the Giant fetched pales Lar prodded the scant briar. 'Say Lar.' He bid me sit upon a raised bank.
'You look like shit.'
'Not so bad yourself' I wheezed. 'Truly do we have to go so fast? Is it so far we can't mosey, even just for a mile? I've done walking but this is hoplite stuff.'
'Deal.' Lar wanted to sit but he didn't. He stood, knees taxed, breath compromised, but he stood. Nothing to prove and still at attention. One could not deny his character.
We watched Fergus' return, arms extended like some horror out of Jotunheim. Wet cloth clung to his forearms like setting plaster, arousing suspicions he had endured some minor aquatic tragedy. My dry mouth prevented inquiry. I snatched the skin and quaffed generously, muttering thanks. Quite unsympathetically, I had to force myself not to ask 'Water we going to do now?' or comment that it was growing colder the further we went up, in fact 'ri-very cold.'
I produced a flask. Cursed with muteness, Fergus could not explain what manner of calamity had befallen him. Louder his teeth clacked. A mirror pool formed about his feet, spreading wider until he stood aft a glass plinth. I offered a lash. The whiskey shot fire through his veins. His eyes bulged as the water of life reignited the dampened kindling of his passions.
Lar, hitherto predisposed with watering of a different sort, emerged fastening his trousers and immediately noted something awry. He lifted his chin an inch, gave us the once over and bounded towards Fergus. He took a clump of wet tweed and squeezed until it wept through his clenched fist. 'Christ. What happened?'
Lar claimed little of Fergus remained. A friendly shade of what once he was. He assured me what others perceived as emotion was mere instinct. Nerves and twitches, mimicked gestures. Still I swore he had recognised his own foolishness at having fallen into the stream. How shyly he stared to his feet, if only for one moment of divine clarity.
Lar was concerned about Fergus' garments. Wet clothes would spell disaster for the burgeoning expedition. I offered my scarf. Lar followed suit. Like a freed condemned, he slipped the coarse rag from around his own neck. Flattened parallel, they formed a hugging shawl around his sodden shoulders. Gently, by degrees, we warmed Fergus. He took another swig from the flask. In his gargantuan hands, fingers like rolling pins splayed across its scratched surface, the flask appeared little more than a doll's trinket.
Upon imbibing the second drop, revelling its minor anaesthetic quality, his cheeks flashed pink, rouge to blush a whore. When great cities crumbled and ancient wisdoms were lost, when mankind regressed to a baser form, bestial and philistine, beloved of ignorance, the denizens of ancient Ireland had brewed this potent potable, and on its warmth resisted the great debasement. Fire exhumed ice in his veins. The fire of life; the fire of the elixir I had given him, which of old the anointed ones consumed seeking arcane knowledge, devolving their mind to its primal state, therein discovering secrets lost to time.
Ahead the vanguard, Lar spied him first. A shambling form moving quick through the trees. With a limp wave he halted us. Behind we mimed his stoop. On haunches he held the order with a trembling hand, for which we never blamed him. Everyone had reached the same conclusion; the beast was upon us. We had wished without proper consideration. Now our twisted desire was made flesh. From the underworld the beast reeking of acrid smoke had clawed, toxic miasma from the foundries of hell in heady tendrils about its paws.
Gradually the amorphous form revealed contours most corporeal; those of an older man, sweeping towards us at a markedly unsupernatural pace. He moved furtively, shoulders raised to his ears protectively, eyes deep set and impatient. Closer he came until he stood before us on the crest of a mossy embankment. He stood still for address, unsure if we were brigands, bounty hunters or worse. He cast a long glance over each of us in turn, tracing our brows, testing the mettle behind our eyes, down the chest to the navel, to our stained feet and upward again. He shoved a letter into his pocket and I saw on his ringfinger he wore an enormous golden signet, though I could not discern any detail in the dimness.
With his green gillet stained polkadot and wild sideburns adjoining beard and hair, he appeared more victorian eccentric than hiker. I soon learned that his name was Dalliard, a local with roots deeper than those from which his wiry gruaig sprang, a mad albino nest atop his wisened head. He spoke with a thick lilt, a strange medley of gaelic and slang, almost saxon sounding if I didn't know the name Dalliard wasn't Northon. He was assuredly a kill-your-son-and-live-with-your-wife-in silence-for-twenty-years-over-the-lend-of-a-spade type.
Beneath his snowy bristles lay zit red cheeks. I imagined his mouth when it moved as a bubbling postule, his tongue glorious pus emerging like a curious worm's head. As he elbowed past I caught his eye, or rather disturbed him rudely staring. Next I wondered whether the creases on his brow were newly formed, ever present or mere projections of my exhausted, possibly delirious state. No, unmistakably this Dalliard recognised me. Something he saw worried him. Probably some pervert up to no good in the old churchyard, worried we would stumble upon his vile derelictions. Perhaps some looter of antiquities, wondering if I'm here for the same. All this passed in a moment, soon he was long passed and speaking overshoulder.
'Up ahead' he panted, mopping his brow with an overworked handkerchief, 'it levels out. Push on. No more'n a mile. If the kirkyard is left, you've got it. If it steepens again, ye've strayed.'
'The light fades quick. Careful on your way. Don't dally.' Lar called after sardonically.
Emboldened by closeness we came on fast to devour the remaining track, leaping from ledge to mossy shelf with educated precision like trained fleas. How quickly one became accustomed to difficulty; it was not hard to see how we proliferated across every inch of the globe, until even the secret and sacred places of the world were sullied by our refuse; their tranquility strangled by our inanities. Without fire to christen me, mine had been a baptism by stone. Keeping in pace, I turned to Lar and Fergus. 'Know that Dalliard chap well, do you?'
'We don't send cards at Christmas. Lives on the other side of the valley. Different schools, different everything, same parish. Posh eccentric sort. Had some affiliations with the good lady. Why? I'm sure he'd love to take a lovely lass like you for a stew any evening of the year.' Lar bellowed.
'No, it's nothing. Curious
is all. Seemed a bit sketchy to me. Is he all there?'
'Oh yes, quite. Seemed sensible the few times we chanced to meet. Put it from your mind. We're almost there. I've thought of a question all of my own, fancy that, what's your name?'
'Aha.' I smiled. 'I thought you'd never ask.'
'Thought you'd never tell.' Lar smiled, for once unteasingly.
'It's Bastable.' I answered with surprising pride.
'What Bastable?' Lar asked.
'Mr. Bastable will suffice, thank you.'
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ohhhh. maybe... i don't know... all the numbers. yes let's go with all 100 of them
i sincerely hate you and these took forever to answer so you better read ‘em all!!!!!!!! but also thx bc some of these were v nice and fun to answer
1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk? more cereal than milk bc i came for the cereal, not the milk
2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day? if i’m in a good mood,  yes. if i’m in a bad mood
. not at all
3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books? reciepts usually but i very much prefer actual bookmarks; specifically those with a magnet
4: how do you take your coffee/tea? with honey or sugar and lots of milk
5: are you self-conscious of your smile? i sincerely feel confused about how to smile properly??? so i guess a bit. like i can’t smile on order. i did as a kid but if i did it that way now, ppl would Wonder
6: do you keep plants? i had a cactus a while ago called robert plant but he died. my mum is currently keeping some plants in my room tho and i decorated one with some plastic dinosaurs but they are definitely not my responsiblity. i mean, robert plant died
7: do you name your plants? if you read the sixth answer, you would know that yes i do
8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings? writing i guess. idk it’s usually Metaphorically my feelings but i do make attempts to keep a diary sometimes. it doesn’t go well for long
9: do you like singing/humming to yourself? not really
10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach? i really really really like sleeping on my side. i’m currently forced to sleep on my back and i do not like it
11: what’s an inner joke you have with your friends? if one shouts sir yes sir then the other one has to shout I CAN’T HEAR YOU PUSSY #tbt @13000ants
12: what’s your favorite planet? tatooine which makes no sense
13: what’s something that made you smile today? leif gw persson was on tv
14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like? there would be books everywhere
15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is! neutron stars can spin at a rate of 600 rotations per second
16: what’s your favorite pasta dish? um. macaroni and cheese or pasta salad. NO WAIT milk-stewed macaroni
17: what color do you really want to dye your hair? tbh i’m content with my hair colour
18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up. that one time i thought sydney was in asia #tbt @weeplittlelannister
19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it? i do! idk i have one more diary-like, one with lists and drawings and shit
 but also a calendar with is also somewhat a bullet journal
20: what’s your favorite eye color? what kind of q
.. lmao oscar isaac’s
21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that’s been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces. my mum gave me aleather messenger box, like a post office bag or whatever and I Love It. it’s tbh never big enough to fit everything but it tries
22: are you a morning person? no 
23: what’s your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations? read
24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets? i was gonna say my grandfather but then i realised there is no way he wwon’t end up telling my grandmother ausifsafa. idk. my stuffed elephant
25: what’s the weirdest place you’ve ever broken into? me and william once broke into this storage room where we live. he stole one of those long light bulbs and hit me in the head with it. it hurt
26: what are the shoes you’ve had for forever and wear with every single outfit? just normal chuck taylors. off-brand tho of course lmao
27: what’s your favorite bubblegum flavor? mint or y’know
. bubblegum
28: sunrise or sunset? both
29: what’s something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing? i know this says friends but listen. when @sneutrinos talks about physics or physicists he admires
 his eyes are like Glittering and it’s endearing as fuck. makes me want to listen (or watch lmao) him talk about it for hours 
30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared? yes
31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks. the best way to describe my socks and usage of them is that my nurse the other week when i was getting dressed to go home was like “oh! you’re wearing mismatched for rock the socks day (a day to uplift/celebrate down’s syndrome) and i was like “i guess
.. but this is also just how i wear my socks” i very rarely end up having matching socks?? it just??? never happens even if i try
32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends. lmao idk if this was after 3am but i remember that one time me and @kkruel were ranting about his dorm neighbour showering at like midnight but literally just shrugged it off when the ceiling caved in saihfoasp
33: what’s your fave pastry? pastry is such a loose term though??? there is so much to choose from??? but i’m like really feeling muffins lately
34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it? i had a bunch but let’s talk about the one stuffed dog i got when i was like six and is still like brand-new because i was terrified of ruining it so i just
. occasionally gave it a pet. nothing more
35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often? i do, i do. i prefer certain pens, even if the ink’s only black, and i tend to use them more than pencils. 
36: which band’s sound would fit your mood right now? nirvana unplugged would fit so much i had to go listen to it
37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean? i mean i like when it’s clean but i don’t mind if it’s messy
 as long as it isn’t Messy
38: tell us about your pet peeves! flour
39: what color do you wear the most? um probably blue or black
40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what’s it’s story? does it have any meaning to you? i honestly don’t really own any jewelry. i do have a watch that i use sometimes but it doesn’t really have a meaning other than that my mum bought it for me during one of our trips to uppsala. so i guess it does mean something after all lmao
41: what’s the last book you remember really, really loving? i really loved nimona. it was hilarious and amazing
42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it! idk i really like espresso house because they have really good chocolate muffins but it’s always crowded and overpriced. wayne’s also has good muffins and are usually a bit cheaper, a bit less crowded
43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with? i guess micah and his dad lmao
44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything? um probably last tuesday
45: do you trust your instincts a lot? i mean i guess?
46: tell us the worst pun you can think of. my mind is BLANK
47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe? ticks. oh this said FOOD. um. mustard
48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today? i can only think of my trauma-based fears and they were usually about water and losing my parents??? i’m not sure i’d say either is the biggest fear now, but i still feel really uncomfortable in muddy water
49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought? p sure the last i bought was highlights from the original french production of les misérables
50: what’s an odd thing you collect? as a kid i used to collect popcorn boxes from the movies? i think i only have lotr ones left 
51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them? i associate @conradsricamora with conrad’s cover of ain’t no sunshine
52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far? i like the meme about ted cruz as the zodiac killer but it’s not from this year. uh. i can’t think of a 2017 meme
53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them? i’ve seen beetlejuice and pulp fiction and i love them both. one’s the perfect funny rainy october night movie and the other’s just
 wow
54: who’s the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face? idk someone on grey’s anatomy. mum’s been watching it a lot lately
55: what’s the most dramatic thing you’ve ever done to prove a point? gosh idk. i hope nothing too Dramatic
56: what are some things you find endearing in people? their love for their hobbies. like when someone is really intensively into something and it’s so Obvious. i love that
57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics? it always makes me feel so good. and i mean
 yeah
. who doesn’t
 
58: who’s the wine mom and who’s the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why? um @itsjustaheartache is the wine mum and @caesarsbuddy is the vodka aunt because
. they just are
59: what’s your favorite myth? um anything to do with swedish trolls tbh
60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves? tbh i love poetry but i’m a bit picky with it. but i’ll read anything by richard siken
61: what’s the stupidest gift you’ve ever given? the stupidest one you’ve ever received? um my aunt once gave me a cp3o pen for christmas. like that was it. i think it was in the 1 dollar bin
62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind? no i don’t but if i have to, i prefer orange juice
63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be? i really like them organized but i have so many books that i just.. give up a lot
64: what color is the sky where you are right now? it’s late so probably dark, dark blue. perhaps even black
65: is there anyone you haven’t seen in a long time who you’d love to hang out with? all my friends at this point lmao
66: what would your ideal flower crown look like? idk
 flowery
67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel? like it’s time to travel to middle earth
68: what’s winter like where you live? it’s either really cold and snowy or no snow and probably really rainy
69: what are your favorite board games? dnd or monopoly
70: have you ever used a ouija board? no and i fucking never will
71: what’s your favorite kind of tea? rn it’s my pokĂ©mon tea that my dad’s gf got me
72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you’ll forget it? lmao i definitely need to write everything down which i’ve failed to do lately and i hate it
73: what are some of your worst habits? procrastination
74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns. gay
75: tell us about your pets! one is satan but also the sweetest??? v interesting mix. she is honestly so good. and the other one is chunk in cat form. also p good
76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren’t? i’m trying to finish my assigned math tasks for today but ashfpsao god damn ebba made me answer all these 100 q’s
77: pink or yellow lemonade? neither? i’m not a big fan of lemonade
78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub? i haven’t seen the movies so i was neutral
 and at this point i’m neutral evil about it. stop it
79: what’s one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you? john boyega exists so that was a cute thing of his parents to do
80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why? blue at dad’s and like white/cream-ish at mum’s
. bc blue felt most neutral and the other one was already there, so
81: describe one of your friend’s eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of. sea with a touch of caramel
82: are/were you good in school? lmao
83: what’s some of your favorite album art? um. tbh anything by led zeppelin
84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones? i’d want some, sure, but i’m uncertain of what. probably something relating to ryan dunn at least
85: do you read comics? what are your faves? it’s been a while since i had time to but i really love captain america, sweet tooth and
. tbh i’m not picky???
86: do you like concept albums? which ones? i love them. esp if it’s by king diamond. if i have to choose one of his, it’s got to be them or abigail tbh
87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives? the lord of the rings trilogy and the star wars original trilogy. also artifical intelligence
88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy? resistance
89: are you close to your parents? i mean yeah? in different ways but i’m close to both of them which is v nice
90: talk about your one of you favorite cities. it is really neat with beautiful old buildings and lots of book shops. or at least a bunch of good book shops. also actual shops dedicated to comics or gaming. also a v nice tea shop
91: where do you plan on traveling this year? i’m hoping to move to a new city this autumn, so there’s that
92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch? i don’t get cheese on pasta unless it’s mac and cheese
93: what’s the hairstyle you wear the most? a luke skywalker inspired ‘do
94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday? um some family friend on facebook
95: what are your plans for this weekend? um. study, probably
96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot? i procrastinate. def
97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house? infp, leo, hufflepuff
98: when’s the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it? i don’t remember when it was but i know that i did not enjoy it
99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them. anything by led zeppelin or stromae. a specific song though is the freshman by the verve pipe
100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why? no. no. you do not mess with time ok
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