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They failed that superhero landing
#godzilla#godzilla x kong: the new empire#kong#that part when they shot out of the portal#this definitely happened#it's why they quickly stood up as if nothing happened#they were so embarrassed lmao#I laughed at this scene#it was so random lmao#HELP THEM!!!#do not repost#my art
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When toddler!Spider learns his Dad has a name:
Tsu’tey giving Spider some fruit after the kid is exhausted from a hard afternoon of mischief
Toddler Spider: Thank you Tsu’tey
Takes adorably big bite of fruit that is too big for him despite Tsu’tey cutting it up
Tsu’tey: No, I am Dad to you. Not Tsu'tey.
Toddler Spider with a toothless grin and juice dripping down his chin: Tsu’tey
Tsu’tey: I am not Tsu’tey to you, I am Dad!
Toddler Spider: But Tsu’tey-
Tsu’tey: I do not know who Tsu’tey is. I am Dad.
Toddler Spider: Nuuuuuu
Tsu’tey turning helplessly to Jake who is trying to convince baby Lo’ak to eat his fruit: How do I handle this?
#spider socorro#tsu'tey#dad!tsu'tey#dad tsu'tey#father-son shenanigans#avatar#baby spider#father-son duo#atwow#this definitely happened#jake told me
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Sirius: WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO?
Regulus: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
Sirius: YOU TOLD ME TO HEAT THE LASGANA AND MAKE IT QUICK, SO I DID IT QUICKLY!
Regulus: BY FUCKING HEATING IN 500 DEGREES!
Sirius: IN FAHRENHEIT!!
Regulus: EXACTLY!!
Regulus: AND HOW THE HELL DID YOU SPILL A FULL CUP OF COFFEE OVER A TOASTER??!?
Sirius: I WAS DANCING!!
Sirius: WITH MY EYES CLOSED!!
Regulus: WELL YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN DANCING -
*LATER*
James: *getting out of the car*
James: WHAT IN THE FUCKING -
Remus: James? You oka-
Remus: WHAT IN THE FUCKING -
(Remus house was burned down and the Black Brothers got a good scolding.)
#regulus x james#everyone is gay#jegulus#james x regulus#regulus being regulus#regulus arcturus black#moonwater#starchaser#sirius being sirius#sirius orion black#remus x sirius#wolfstar#the black brothers#dead gay wizards from the 70s#incorrect marauders quotes#jegulus incorrect quotes#wtf#this is normal#this definitely happened#burn down the house they say
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Aelin: so like when you’re a hawk can you talk to all the other hawks? Have you got bird friends that don’t know you’re not really a bird?
Rowan: fireheart.. please.. it’s 3am.. go to fucking sleep
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so this really was our morioh
#this definitely happened#canon interactions in part 4#absolutely#morioh#diamond is unbreakable#jjba#jjba diu#jjba part 4#jotaro kujo#noriaki kakyoin#jotaro#kakyoin#cart00niart
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BSD April Fools—
Ranpo and Kenji convinced Atsushi to prank Dazai but they learned something new that even Ranpo was shocked😬
Atsushi: Uh, Dazai—
Dazai: What is it?
Kenji: Mr fancy hat wants to talk to you!
Dazai: … wHaT?!
Ranpo: he’s outside waiting. He said something about divorce. Idk I wasn’t paying attention.
Dazai: oh— I completely forgot we didn’t get the divorce finalized.
The three: THE WHAT?!
Atsushi: Ok— hold on. We only said that as a joke—
Kenji: You two got married…?
Ranpo: I did not see that coming—
Yosano: DAZAI WHAT?!
Atsushi: Dazai, you guys are actually married?!
Dazai: uh—
Kunikida: Who’s married?
Kenji: Dazai is apparently married to Mr. Fancy hat from the Port Mafia
Kunikida: YOURE WHAT?!
Dazai: Ok— hold on—
Atsushi: what do you mean “hOlD oN”?!?!
Dazai: I can explain—
Kunikida: do we even wanna know…
Ranpo: I do!
Yosano: I second that.
Dazai: fine, yes we are married BUT— it was when I was still in the port mafia.
Atsushi: So because you were dating you just decided to get married?
Dazai: uh, we weren’t dating—
Kunikida: I’m officially lost
Dazai: we had to get married for a mission and I guess we forgot to sign the divorce.
Kenji: wow—
Yosano: OMG DO YOU HAVE RINGS?!?!
Dazai: yeah actually. It’s this one!
Atsushi: you been wearing that the entire time—
Kenji: how did we not realize it was there
Dazai: how am I supposed to know
Atsushi: Does he wear his too?
Kyoka: he does
Ranpo: AHH! Oh— where did you come from?!
Kyoka: the entire time
Dazai: you said he does wear his?
Kyoka: mhm, he’s very possessive over it too. I remember when I was still with them Mori went to pick it up off of Chuuya’s desk and he yelled at him.
Dazai: he actually yelled at Mori?!
Kyoka: mhm. He took care of it so much that it was kind of concerning
Dazai: hm…
#bsd#skk#soukoku#april fool's day#divorcé finalized#this definitely happened#you can’t convince me otherwise
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Nagisa: This is such a bad idea...
Karma: Then why are you coming along?
Nagisa: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
#anime#incorrect quotes#incorrect assassination classroom quotes#assclass#assassination classroom#nagisa shiota#karma akabane#karmagisa#nagisa x karma#this definitely happened
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i find myself so funny icl
#katie mccabe x reader#katie mccard#katie mccabe#awfc x reader#awfc imagine#awfc#woso fic#woso social media#woso fanfic#oc x katie mccabe#beth mead#this definitely happened#i made myself laugh#kattttiiiiieeeee mccabbbweeee#we’ve got mccabe#leah williamson
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Thrawn: *sees Ar'alani and Faro together*
Thrawn: They are cute. I would put them on a boat.
Eli: …
Eli: You mean... you ship them?
#star wars content#star wars quotes#incorrect quotes#star wars thrawn#star wars faro#star wars ar'alani#star wars eli vanto#star wars#sw#grand admiral thrawn#thrawn#mitth'raw'nuruodo#thrawntent#eli vanto#karyn faro#admiral ar'alani#ar'alani#this definitely happened#lmaooo
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Alastor being a sex-repulsed aroace and autistic:
angel: Al~ whatchu doin’ with all that cake?
alastor: cake? *looking around* What cake?
angel: *wheezing*
alastor: *confused as fuck*
alastor: a- angel? what cake? is this some sort of joke i don’t get?
angel: *wheezing harder*
alastor: *getting frustrated* Angel! What do you mean?
angel: *out of breath and nearly choking from laughing*
Alastor eventually gives up and melts back into the shadows in a “tactical retreat”, intending to ask Husk later what Angel meant. This endeavour results in the other demon laughing as well, but he eventually explains it to him. Alastor, slightly embarrassed at being this oblivious, of course decides not to speak or even think of the even ever. Angel, of course, decides to tell everybody who would listen, making the radio demon’s resolution significantly harder to fulfil.
#alastor#aroace alastor#aroace#asexual#aromantic#angel dust#hazbin hotel#viziepop#this definitely happened#absolutely#what are you talking about#autistic alastor#bc i said so#i’m not projecting on a cannibalistic psychopath at all
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Carmen: So that’s my plan.
Player: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Carmen: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Player: It fucking sucks.
Carmen: That’s not constructive criticism.
#carmen sandiego#carmen sandiego 2019#incorrect carmen sandiego#incorrect quotes#carmen sandiego netflix#player carmen sandiego#They give off major bother sister vibes#this definitely happened
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#six the musical#six the musical incorrect quotes#the tudors#tudor memes#anne boleyn#jane seymour#i made myself laugh a little bit#totally true interaction#this definitely happened#in a paraphrased way anyway
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Dick: Hey, you guys wanna go get some D-E-S-S-E-R-T?
Kori: Yea, dude I need me a T-R-E-A-T.
Duke: Whatcha guys talkin’ ‘bout?
Jason: Yea, why did you guys just spell “dess-”
Dick: *Coverin’ Jason’s mouth* No, no, no! SHUT UP! Don’t say it-
Duke: Uh.. Why?
Dick: Oh, God. How do we tell you guys this?
Kori: Garfield can’t spell.
Jason:
Jason: What?
Kori: He can’t spell, so when we talk ‘bout somethin’ that he wants, we spell it out loud so he doesn’t get too excited.
Jason: He’s a grown ass person and can’t handle hearin’ the word “Treat”?
Garfield: Treat?
Kori and Dick: No treat!
Garfield: Treat??
Kori and Dick: No treat!
Garfield: Treat???
Kori and Dick: No treat!
Garfield: Aww.. *Goes to hug Duke in disappointment*
Duke: *Confused as he comforts Garfield* Ok, what is happenin’?
Kori: We told you! He gets excited when he hears the word “T-R-E-A-T”!
Garfield: *Looks at both Kori and Dick* Watcha talkin’ ‘bout?
Dick: Taxes.
Garfield: Aww, shucks!
Jason: So, what? You guys treat him like a toddler?
Garfield: Treat?
Kori and Dick: NO TREAT!
Garfield: TREAT??
Kori and Dick: NO TREAT!
Garfield: TREAT???
Kori and Dick: NO TREAT!!
Garfield: Aww.
Dick: Dude, you gotta SPELL if you’re talkin’ ‘bout F-O-O-D.
Jason: Ok.. So.. Are we gettin’ a.. S-N-A-C-K?
Garfield: Snack?
*Kori and Dick groan*
Dick: Oh, c’mon!
Kori: Dude, really?
Jason: C’mon! I SPELT it!
Dick: Well, he KNOWS how to spell “snack”!
Jason: So, he can spell “snack” but can’t spell “treat”??
Garfield: Treat??
Jason: NO TREAT!
Garfield: TREAT?
Jason: NO TREAT!!
Garfield: TREAT???
Jason: NO TREAT!!!
Garfield: GOD DAMMIT!
#source: ???#this definitely happened#dc#dc characters#jason todd#red hood#duke thomas#the signal#dick grayson#Nightwing#koriand'r#Starfire#garfield logan#beast boy#incorrect teen titans quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect dcu#incorrect dc quotes#incorrect jason todd#incorrect dick grayson#incorrect Starfire#incorrect Beast Boy#incorrect duke thomas#golden boy#jaybird#poor Duke#dickkory
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Did it hurt when you realised Yato faded away with his lips on Hiyori's
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Sirius: Reggie, tell James it's completely normal to tell his best friend about his sex life and he needs to stop being a prude.
Regulus, who is in fact James' sex life: Nah, I'm good.
#this definitely happened#like before Sirius found out about them dating#he'd definitely try to find out about James' mystery partner#marauders#sirius black#jegulus#regulus black#james x regulus#james potter
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*in court room*
The Judge : Gojo Satoru, do you plead guilty?
The whole JJ Tech mouthing : Not guilty.
Saturo : Hot milky
Suguru and Shoko : Just execute him already!!
#jjk#jjk season 2#satosugu#satoru x suguru#geto suguru#gojo satoru#jujutsu kaisen#shoko ieiri#this definitely happened#gege when i catch you gege
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