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bohbee · 1 year
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Genshin characters reaction when someone's creeping you out
Part 2
Part 1
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Characters: Zhongli, Xiao, Kaeya, Diluc. Ayato
Warnings: Creeps, Creeps touching you, sexual connotations [Diluc, Zhongli] Violence [Xiao], empty threats [kaeya]
Notes: if they're immortal you're immortal!!
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Ayato
Your relationship with Ayato hasn't been released yet. People did know he had proposed to a person, though. This allowed both of you to complete your moving process without people bombarding you. You walked just outside of Kamisato Manor after you had just finished emptying your old house. Now, it was time for relaxation. Or so you thought.
Being such a renowned family meant people were always waiting outside of the building, ready to ask questions. They were often moved by the guards, but a few stragglers would always stay in place. You walked along a slightly glowing path, enjoying the fresh air before you walked back. "Uh- excuse me!" An unfamiliar voice called out to you. You turned around, "Hello?" The man smiled at your response. Usually, people would just ignore him. "Why, hello! I - uh happened to see you walk out of the Kamisato Manor.... are you perhaps Mr.Kamisatos lover?" His response was blunt and straight to the point, causing your blood to drain from your face.
"No, no, of course not, haha, I'm just here to visit an old friend." You did a little victory dance in your head at the quick lie you made. The male nodded. "So that means you're single... are you not?" His body got closer to yours. "Well, I- uh- it's complicated!" You stumbled over your words, a pink hue from embarrassment flushed your face. "Seems to me that you are blushing~" he got even closer, causing you to walk backward, but you bumped into something.
You go to turn. However, a familiar sturdy hand placed itself on your hip. The males face drained from any blush it had, his eyes widening. "Why are you pushing yourself on this person?" The noble voice rang out through the air. The man bowed down "S-sir I promise I wasn't. We were just about to go on a date." The creepy male was stumbling over his words, Ayato held an amused smile. "Really? Well, I didn't think that my fiance would get tired of me that quickly" Ayato stated.
The male looked up, shocked. He apologized far too many times and ran off like prey. Your fiance knelt down a little and kissed your ear ever so slightly. "Don't worry about it. He won't say a word, " You nodded and turned around, softly kissing his lips. "You're truly amazing, Mr.Kamisato." he smiled at you, giving you another kiss, leading you back to the manor. "As are you, soon to be Kamisato"
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Diluc
Clicking and clacking glasses could be heard all around the tavern. Tonight was particularly rowdy. People were celebrating the 'fall' of Dvalin. This was definitely the most filled night this Tavern has seen. You turned towards your husband, smiling softly. He walked over to you softly, placing his hand on yours before turning back to his work. Whenever it got busy, you would help him make drinks while he washed the glasses and made food.
"Hey, hot stuff." A voice rang out. You assumed he wasn't talking to you. I mean, it was often for those to flirt near you, so you just continued to do your job. "I'm talking to you." Finally, you look up only to find an adventurer drunk out of his mind glaring at you with hungry eyes. You shivered uncomfortably, going back to work. 'Hopefully, if I ignore him, he'll go away.' However, when you turned, he grabbed your wrist. "H-hey!" You said causing him to smirk.
"A whiney one, huh?" You pull your arm back only for him to yank you forward, half of your body practically across the counter. Kaeya quickly alerted his older brother, Diluc whipped his head around, watching you struggle against the grasp of the man.
The Tavern got quiet, everyone watching Dilucs Wrath as he marched towards the male. His hand gripped the adventures arm, "Watch it!" The drunken male said. "Out." Dilucs tone was cold, making the males grip on your arm loosen, and you slid away. Kaeya and Venti rushed over to check on you. "You can't just kick me out! Who even are you?!" Diluc smirked, "I'm the owner." He grabbed the male by his collar and shoved him out the door. "Come again, and your consequences will be detrimental."
The Tavern went back to its usual business, and Diluc knelt down beside you. Kaeya and Venti moved out of the way after he thanked them. "I'm so sorry, I would've done something sooner." You shook your head as he grabbed your arm, assessing the bruises you had. "It's fine Luc, it happens, plus now everyone knows not to fuck with my husband" he blushed at your words and kissed your arm. "Go ahead and sit with Venti, I'm going to close early." You nodded your head, pecking his lips softly.
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Kaeya
You walked out of your house, making your way to the Knights of Favonius to drop your fiances lunch off. It was a soft breezy day, the sun was out but it wasn't too hot. You made your way up the stairs, carefully not to drop the food. However, as soon as you made it, a fatui member stared down at you. "U-uh hello." You mumbled a greeting and went to walk your way. However, their hand grabbed your arm. "Not so fast," your heart dropped at their actions. People were around, but no one really seemed to notice how uncomfortable you were, so they went on with their day.
"Is there a problem?" You asked nicely, trying to avoid any problems. "Every day I see you, every day you bring food to the Knights, and you ignore my hellos. Why is that?" You were genuinely confused. You knew he never said hello to you. In fact, you made note of him always being stone cold. "There must be a misund-" your voice was cut off by his grip tightening. "You think I'd say it if it was a misunderstanding? Hm?" His voice was filled with fury, you weren't sure what had caused this but you really didn't want to deal with this.
"Listen, I really don't know what's happening. I'm just trying to give my fiance his lunch. " The male smirked."What if I don't let you? " His dark demeanor made your blood drain, and your hands started to shake. However, a hand grabbed your shoulder. "Then I'd have to take you out myself." You fiancé appeared out of the blue, "Yeah, you're not getting away with that. You're under arrest for harassment." He quickly motioned the other Knights to detain him.
He looked back towards you. "You're just irresistible, huh my love? Everyone wants a bite, " he joked around, trying to lighten up the mood, which worked. "Don't worry, my love magnet, I'm off for today."
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Xiao
When it came to dating the anemo yaksha, it meant you HAD to be safe, and if there was any situation, you needed to say his name. But in this one situation you couldn't. A knife was held up to your throat, your arm already aching from being slashed earlier. A singular treasure hoarder behind you. He was randomly yelling commands, causing you to start to hyperventilate. The man smiled at your 'weak' reaction. "Who would've thought... I got lucky after all, huh? " His free arm snaked around your waist as the knife slightly pierced the skin on your neck, a small amount of blood dripping down. You winced and whispered a quiet help. "Go on yell, at this hour no one will hear you," he tightened his grip on you. His breath disgustingly touching your neck. "I'm gonna kill you." The knife dug in deeper. "Xiao," you whimpered quietly. The man went to ask what you said but was quickly slashed down.
It didn't end there, Xiao lost it. You turned away, but your ears still picked up on the slashing of the treasure hoarders body. It quickly came to an end, and Xiao ran over to you, his mask now off. His hand lifted your chin, exposing your neck. "Archons," he muttered and quickly lifted you up, teleporting you to his room in the inn.
"Sit." You did as he said and sat on the bed, slowly removing the fabric from your arm. Your hands shook heavily from the traumatic events that you had just gone through. "Hey. Look at me." The calm voice said, you oked up at your beloved, "I'll help you fight, okay? The demons on the outside and in here, " he poked your head softly. You tackled him in a hug, "Thank you so much," he stumbled back but wrapped his arms around you. "It's my duty, now sit down so I can fix you"
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Zhongli
You sat at the teahouse with your beautiful husband, Zhongli. It was a calm tradition the two of you had for hundreds of years. After your duties, you would both meet up and sit in silence while drinking some warm tea, most of the time reading a book or draw. He excused himself to use the restroom, you nodded and continued to sketch out some drawings.
However, a red-haired male sat down beside you. "What's that there?" You stared at him, he looked awfully familiar. "Do I know you?" His freckled face turned towards yours. He leaned in a little two close to your comfort, causing you to back up a bit. "No, but I can teach you who I am." You shook your head "That won't be needed." The male smirked and grabbed your pencil "Oh yeah then-" he was introduced by a booming voice "Childe. Leave."
He smirked and bowed down, leaving after blowing you a kiss. You look up at your husband, heavily confused. "What was that?" The geo Archon didn't answer. Rather, he grabbed your shoulders, bringing you into a passionate long kiss. "It was a nuisance trying to take What's mine"
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This highkey sucked💀
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sendmylove2u · 9 days
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the ways of the jjk househusbands
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synopsis. just the jjk men as househusbands.
c info. fluff gender neutral reader + characters — satoru, kento, and toji (separate.)
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SATORU is an interesting househusband, in the nicest way to put it. . .
○ this man does not drive if he sees one of his friends around, especially if it's ichiji he's asking them to drop him off at home
○ gossips with the other houmemakers like, did you know that keisha slept with kenji behind her husband's back, not knowing that he also had an affair? satoru lives for gossip.
○ smothers you with kisses once you arrive at home after work
○ whenever he goes on shopping runs, he gets the most random things like you both definitely need a banana holder. what are you on about?
○ his love for sweets has not declined with age at all. an entire section of the pantry is dedicated towards different types of sweets.
now, satoru may have a bit of a sweet tooth problem, but is it his fault when they taste so good? maybe it's a fault on your part. you should've known that the sweets fiasco was going to happen again.
leaving satoru alone at the grocery shop is a big mistake because the moment he comes across the sweets aisle, he hastily shoves them into his cart and splurges.
once you finally arrived home, satoru immediately smothered your face with kisses. tou let a little giggle before pulling away from him, "honey, i hope you didn't overload with sweets again.." satoru ran his fingers through his white hair and gave you a big grin, "i promise i didn't, baby!" you raised your eyebrow, "so if i went into the pantry, i couldn't find a whole load of sweets, would i , 'toru?" he gave you and awkward laugh before replying. "of course not!" you looked him up and down then walked over to the pantry narrowly avoiding satoru's efforts to block your way. you opened the door only to once again see an entire section dedicated to sweets. you rubbed your temple. "oh, sweetheart, you've got to be kidding me..."
KENTO loves to take care of you once you get home. he showers you with so much affection; he gives you massages, runs you hot baths with scented candles, gives you forehead kisses, and so much more.
○ he does so much cooking and baking when you're out! he especially bakes bread for you.
○ hangs out with the other housemakers; he goes to the cooking classes older ladies offer, early morning walks, and checks out different kitchen appliances in shops with them.
○ always has his coupons and members' point cards on him 24/7. . . the moment he's at the till, he's taking out all the coupons, member point cards, and vouchers.
"sir, your total amount is 14,182 yen. do you have any coupons you'd like to use?" a yes comes out of kento's mouth, and the next thing the poor cashier sees is multiple coupons (that seemed endless) being taken out of his wallet, her mouth— slightly agape, she began scanning all the coupons until she came to a final total, "your total is now 5,673 yen, sir.." kento paid the amount and put the groceries into the bags, "thank you. may I have the receipt? the cashier passed over the receipt, "ah, uh yes, here you go! have a good day, sir!" nanami gave her a nod and his thanks, then left the shop.
TOJI tries to be a good househusband for you!
○ he learnt how to cook proper meals for you.
○ toji loves discounts; that man is still stingy as hell.
○ he also has the occasional side jobs so he can get some extra money that he can splurge on!
○ he keeps the apartment clean so you don't complain about it once you come home from work (toji has gone through at least fifteen brooms in the past few months; he may or may not have snapped them by accident.)
he convinced you to buy a roomba after that. . .
○ some people in your neighbourhood are terrified of him, especially kids, due to the gossip that goes around about his past.
AS you were about to enter your apartment, you saw your neighbour and decided to catch up with her quickly! (you guys talked for around an hour), and she briefly mentioned that she needed a babysitter because her sitter was on her with no explanation, so you suggested toji! she agreed, and the next day, her son knocked on your door only to see a tall man with a scar on his mouth towering over him, "yer the kid 'm babysitting?" the boy took a big gulp before silently nodding his head, "well then cmon in."
surprisingly, it wasn't that bad! at first, it was a tad awkward, but in the end, toji spent the whole day playing games and watching tv with him. toji was officially his babysitter after that day.
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humanityinahandbag · 9 months
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Steddie: Wayne the Matchmaker (Part 1?)
Wayne wasn't born yesterday.
He knows full well that his nephew, his boy, is far gone for the Harrington kid. Knows it in the way he sighs, the way he drapes himself over the couch. Knows it in the way lyrics pour out of Eddie's room while he tries to write songs (just last Tuesday he heard Eddie muttering goddammit what rhymes with chest hair from behind his bedroom door).
So it isn't much of a surprise to see Eddie swooning quietly by the front door as he shoves his feet into ratty sneakers, a red car waiting in the driveway. Government hush money had been enough for Wayne to take less shifts, to put some away for Eddie's future, and to buy a modest one floor ranch house on a tree lined street closer to his boy's new friends.
Including the one currently walking carefully around the newly planted posies towards the front door.
"You seein' that Harrington boy again?" he asks.
Eddie's face went pink, and he ducked down pretending to look through his backpack for something. "Yeah," he says behind a curtain of hair. "We're going to the movies."
"S'nice. What are you seein'?"
"Uh, the new David Bowie thing. Labyrinth."
Wayne ignores how Eddie phrases it, like he hadn't been bouncing off the walls to see that little David Bowie Thing when the posters first showed up outside Melvalds. "Doesn't much seem his taste. He choose it?"
"Yeah, he-" Eddie stops and looks up. "Don't."
"Don't what?"
"Don't do that," Eddie says, fixing his Uncle with a frosty stare. "I know what you're doing, and we're just- we're friends. He's- he likes his ex. You should see them, honestly. They're like, perfect together. Dream couple." As if Wayne didn't hear the sorrow behind his tone.
"Mmmhm," says Wayne. "You sure?"
Eddie didn't get a chance to rebuttal when the door was knocked. Wayne opens it before he could.
"Hi, sir." Always polite this one. Steve's wearing a polo shirt and light wash jeans. It all looks newly pressed. And if he breathes in- yup. That's definitely cologne. "Uh, I'm here for Eddie?"
"Yeah, he's here. You wanna come in-"
"He doesn't." Eddie pops out from behind the door, glaring over his shoulder at Wayne. "C'mon, Stevie! We'll miss the previews!"
"Bye, Mr. Munson!" Steve calls over his shoulder. He grabs Eddie by the back of the collar, tugging him backwards, laughing and racing him to the car.
And well. This just wouldn't do.
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Wayne never pretended to know a whole lot about love. He'd had his flings back in the day, but life had given him more curveballs than he'd been able to catch at once.
Not that he was complaining. Eddie was one of the best things that had ever happened to him.
But dammit if he didn't want the kid falling down the same hole he had.
Eddie deserves love. And Wayne figures that a few gentle nudges wouldn't hurt.
-
It starts with simple suggestion.
The next time Steve is at the front door, Wayne makes sure to distract Eddie with a well timed, "fix your hair," that had him scrambling for the bathroom, leaving Wayne alone with the Harrington boy.
"Steve," he says.
"Mr. Munson! Nice to see you. Um, we're just going to the arcade-"
"He likes sticky hands."
Steve blinks. "Sorry?"
"If you're gonna win him anything, get him one'a those sticky hands. It'll be hell on me, but he loves'm."
Steve nods, like it was precious information, perking up when Eddie breaks out of the bathroom.
When they get back, Eddie is considerably pinker, slapping everything around the house with a stupid pink sticky hand on a string.
"Steve won it for me," he says, as if daring Wayne to take it away.
Wayne only cracks another beer.
-
(He tells himself over and over that this is for the pursuit of love, even when he wants to shove Eddie out a window the fourth time a very sticky hand thwacks him on the back of his bald head.)
-
"He likes sunflowers," Wayne says the next time he sees Steve, which just so happens to be a week before graduation. Steve had arrived with a cake. A cake he baked. From scratch. Eddie had run to get his camera to take a picture and that was when Wayne got his chance.
Steve looks up at Wayne owlishly. "Sorry?"
"Sunflowers," Wayne repeats. "If you get him flowers for graduation, that's what he likes."
Steve nods seriously, brow drawn in thought. "Cool," he says finally. "Sunflowers."
Eddie gets sunflowers for graduation. He presses one of the petals between the pages of The Hobbit.
"Still think he's just a friend?" Wayne asks from the doorway.
Eddie traces the petal and closes the book. "It's enough," he says.
Wayne gives his nephew a long look. "You're allowed to like him."
"I know."
"No. You're allowed to like him," Wayne says again. "Like him like you like him."
Eddie stares at the petal. "I know," he says. And then; "I love him."
"I know," says Wayne and bundles Eddie into a hug.
-
Wayne gets to a point where he could gnaw through the walls of their new home, which he won't do, because Claudia Henderson chose the wallpaper and chewing on furniture is mostly frowned upon. But by god does he want to.
Wherever Eddie is, Steve follows. He appears at their front door to take Eddie on hikes. When he heard Eddie never learned to swim, he takes him to the quarry and Eddie comes back damp and flushed and Wayne guesses it has something to do with the shirtless boy in the driveway.
And yet through it all, Eddie doesn't see.
He doesn't see the long looks or the careful touches. Doesn't grasp the meaning behind Steve appearing one night with a bag of groceries and a smile and an announcement of I'm cooking you dinner! before making the best damn lasagne Wayne's ever had.
Instead, Eddie fawns and sighs and does everything he can to make Steve happy. Dotes and compliments and builds him up until Steve is red and spluttering and beaming.
Eddie is a good boy. Wayne raised a good boy, who loves fiercely and wholly, but somehow didn't think he was worth the same trouble.
And. Well. That just wouldn't do.
-
Wayne wants time to come up with some kind of a plan, but fate was a sporadic fucking asshole and chose for him. Which is how Wayne finds himself answering the phone on a Thursday to hear Steve's voice on the other line.
"Mr. Munson?"
"Steve. Eddie ain't home. He's at band practice."
"Oh," Steve says. "Right, uh. Can you tell him that I called?"
Wayne thinks a moment. "I can," he says, slowly. "But first, I'd like to talk to you."
A long pause. He can practically hear Steve sweating on the other line. "Me?"
"You," says Wayne. "S'only that you've been here an awful lot lately. Eddie's taken a real shine to you. You know that?"
"He's one of my closest friends, Mr. Munson."
"Mmmhm. An' I'm glad for him. But I don't mean like that."
He hears Steve suck in a breath on the other end. "Oh."
"Not that it's any of my business, an' maybe these old eyes are seein' things, but I catch you lookin' from time to time. Then again, I'm just an' old man-"
"You're not that old," Steve says. "And. Your eyes work great. Probably better than mine."
Good first step. Buttering up the parents.
"So. Just so we're on the same page, Mr. Munson. Eddie told me that you know about him. That he likes. Um. Yunno."
"Men."
"Yeah," says Steve, relieved. "Yeah, men, right. And so I was thinking the other day that I'm a man!"
"So you are," says Wayne.
"And it came to my attention a few months ago that people can like both. Which is- which is crazy. But I guess it's not so crazy. I used to work in an ice cream store and people would order the weirdest combos. Like... strawberry and pistachio? And I'd say, you can't like both! But then Robin told me I could."
"Steve."
"Right. So anyway. I've been spending all this time with Eddie. But I wasn't really sure. I mean, he can like men. But that doesn't mean he'd like my type of man. That I am. Man-wise."
Wayne hums. "And if I told you he did like your type of man? Man wise?"
"I'd probably ask if he liked Italian or Chinese, sir."
Outside Wayne can hear Eddie's van rolling back down the street. "He likes lo mein. No onions."
"Okay," breathes Steve.
"And even if he looks like an angry alley cat, the boy likes romance. You hear me, son? Candles, flowers, showin' up at windows."
"I can do that," says Steve. "I'm great at romance."
Eddie's car rolls into the driveway and Wayne looks out the window, waving to Eddie as he cuts the engine and the music and steps out. His boy stops to carefully step over the flowers first, waving back.
His good boy, who pours love out until he's empty and never complains. He deserves to have it poured back.
"You're welcome anytime, Steve," says Wayne earnestly. "Anyone who makes my boy as happy as he is- you're welcome anytime."
Eddie walks in as Wayne hangs up. "Who was that?"
Wayne tugs him into a hug. "No one," he says. And then, "go shower. You smell like Gareth's garage."
"Like a goddamn rockstar, you mean?" Eddie ducks away from a swat and laughs, running down the hall.
Like a kid in love, Wayne thinks, and turns on the game.
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With ao3 being down (pour one out, I'm donating my life savings once they're back up) I got feral enough to write a one shot on here. I can't update my other Wayne Matchmaker fic. So. Yunno. This will have to do for now.
Does this need a part 2? You tell me.
LONGER, EDITED VERSION NOW ON AO3!
(IF I POST A PART 2 IT WILL BE THERE :D)
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fushiguroshotwife · 6 months
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PUSSY PLEASER!
♡TW!: Thrusting, him eating you up, oral sex, unprotected sex. Hard Spanking.
♡Ve's note!: Okay I definitely didn't add sum trigger warnings but idk and that's all I could think of, this one's pretty simple for the theme of it, hope u like it <3
°~♡ What happens?: he thrusts you hard :)
MDNI
Toji fushiguro X black!fem!reader
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Almost everyone is aware that you and Toji are dating since you share an apartment room. You had sex every day, whenever you wanted, was the bare minimum.
However, he grew tired of the typical intercourse and thus wanted to try something different.
One day as you were returning from work, your pocket-sized phone -- which you had with you at all times -- rang. "Toji?... Isn't it late? I'll be returning soon." "Y/n..". You thought you heard toji's dark toned voice responding.
You responded in a flustered tone, "Y..yes?," you say, sounding like a total dork.
He responded in an irritated tone, "Nothing.. come back soon.. ", which made you completely don't understand what you had misspoken. You simply rush back to your shared dorm.
After that, you hurry to get there. You notice Toji, your frustratingly attractive lover, sitting on the couch with his legs crossed and his arms resting on the edge of the couch.
If he weren't already fucking shirtless, of course, you wouldn't care—
Finally, you gather yourself; fortunately, he didn't see how flustered you appeared, because, well, let's just say it won't end the way you imagined it would.
He finally broke the hush by speaking. "You're late, what a bad girl you are, eh? Let's go to bed."
"Wha—what? " you responded, embarrassed as hell.
"You heard me, bedroom, Now." He replied, totally chill bout 'it not mindin' a thing ever.
"Y—uh, yes, sir." You say, He chuckled at your response, got up from the couch, and wrapped his arms around your lower hip region before spitting out. He then lifted you up like a shopping bag, made his way into the bedroom, and casually dropped you onto the bed.
He dumped you onto the bed with your belly touching the sheets, and while you lay there with your face buried in the pillows, he gradually tore off your shirt like it was nothing at all.
You speak softly and quietly as you say, "Toji.." He responded with a raspy "mhm?.." You express desperation.You pleadingly say, "Toji.. please.. fuck me.." "Well, I can't say no to that.. can I?" Toji says after clearing his throat. He chuckled. He grumbled "mm.. Well, work for it, put on a show for me, and maybe I'll fuck you.."
As you whimper, he then thrusts you from behind."Toji! TOJI!" You grunt.
He said the words "Mmm.. take it all in.." with a downright psychotic chuckle. He shoves his dick into your walls harder, causing you to whimper and roll your eyes back as he smirks at how well you're handling it all.
"mm.. what a good girl.. take it all, my sweet girl" he mocked. "Ngh! Toji!—" you spat out "Wrong. Did someone forget how you call me?.." he mocked you even more, as if that already wasn't enough.
"silly girl, looks like someone can't get their words right." He gives you a hard big slap onto your ass cheek making it burn and turn a bright creamy red, he thrusts he big cock right into you harder back and forth making your shiver and bop your head as your eyes roll back.
"A—ahh!~ da— " you moaned softly, he gives you another slap on the pussy making you scream with fear "wrong again. Cat got your tongue? Say it, now." He says, his voice commanding and loud as you quiver hardly taking it in you as he deeply thrusts his big bulge into your pussy, you scream..
"Daddy!—mm—" you repeat bopping your head to the side making yourself grunt, "you gonna take in my cock, kid?" You nod as he lifts up your legs putting them on his shoulders as you stuf your head into a pillow as tears fill your eyes, Toji grunts "hey kid, you gonna cum?.. hold it, will ya?" He commands as your face is a wet mess under that pillow, toji cums inside of you as you just moan deeply into the pillows as toji spoke
"now cum, sweet woman." He said, you let it out squirming and squirting while he's inside you milking you whole.
"hey kid.. you still alive or not?" He laughs at you, as he always loved mocking and degrading you as a hobby of his.
" H—huh of course I am!-" you protest, he laughs again like a psychopath " yeah right, was that too much for ya kid?" As he looked down on you, still wet and messy,
"Oh right, is it your bedtime? " he added. He always loved to treat you like a kid because of how small you were compared to him, how cute and little you seemed. How innocent you looked..
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gummydummy19 · 9 months
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His mothers eyes
Summary: Sy owns a hardware store across from your shop and the two of you have been flirting for months, but instead of just asking you out, Sy decides to play it a little dirty...
Warnings: fluff, jealous reader, Sy is a literal idiot.
A/N: This entire fic only happened because an American walked into the shop I work and called me Ma'am.
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It was a pretty calm day at the shop. You had just finished restocking some of the gold bracelets and put your favourites in the window.
You looked at the new arrangement of jewellery content, when your stomach grumbled, making you look at the clock.
Another 30 minutes and then you could finally go home. You sighed as you could practically taste the Chinese take-away already. Reaching into your bag, you found the emergency cookie you had packed.
You moaned as you took a large bite, relishing the taste. It's not Chinese food, but it'll do for now. Hot girls always have dessert first, right?
'Afternoon', a deep voice pulled you out of your thoughts. 'That must be a damn good cookie if it has you moaning like that.'
You almost choked on your cookie right there.
Syverson.
For months now you had been drooling over him. He worked at the hardware store across the street. The first time you came in there you needed some small pliers for your jewellery. You were looking around the store like a lost puppy but refused to ask help because the feminist inside you didn't wanna end up with a man explaining you how a hammer works.
You saw Sy walking up to you and were about to send him on his way but when he said 'Is there anything I can help you with, ma'am' in that damn accent, you simply melted.
A couple days later, Sy stopped by your store, asking if you could take a few shackles out of his watch.
Ever since then you were each others most loyal customers. Everyone with eyes could see the chemistry between the two of you, but nothing ever really happend. Aside from shameless flirting that is.
He looked ridiculously good today. He was wearing a pair of scruffy dark jeans and what looked like a very old, red shirt. His trusted tool belt hanging loosely around his hips.
You quickly tried swallowing the big chunk of cookie you had in your mouth, cheeks already heating up in embarrassment.
'H-hi...uh...sowry!' you mumbled with a mouth full of cookie.
'Nah, don't worry, sugar. A girl's gotta eat, right?' He smirked at you.
That damn southern twang never failed to make you weak in the knees.
'Right...' you chuckled, clearing your throat, 'Anything I can help you with today, sir?' you teased, giving him the same greeting as always.
'Im looking for a nice pair of earrings, as a gift.' he said.
'Oh...' you tried not to sound too deflated, 'right, well, do you have anything in mind? Gold? Silver? Long? Short?' you rambled
'Gold, definitely gold.' he said 'Not too long but they can be a little dangly I guess.'
You nodded, barely listening to a word he said. Maybe he is just buying something for a friend?
'Something with Sapphire maybe? To match her eyes.' he added
Okay, definitely not just a friend. No man in the history of ever has bought just a friend “Sapphires to match her eyes”.
'Sapphires' you repeated, 'to match her eyes...right.'
'Right.' he said
'Right, let me go look what I have, I'll be right back!' you said with the fakest of smiles.
I mean you guys weren't even a thing, but you could have sworn you had a thing? A little thing? The two of you? Together? A vibe, if you will? Even if he wasn't into you, he must have noticed you were into him! Right? You thought you had made it pretty obvious...
You rushed back downstairs feeling a little pissed off. If this was his way of telling you he's not into you, that would be seriously messed up.
'What do you think about these, sir?' You asked with a little more sass than necessary.
If he was gonna treat you like any other jeweller, you were gonna treat him like any other costumer.
Sy had to use every ounce of self control in his body not to burst out laughing. God, you were so adorable when you're jealous.
'Would you mind trying them on for me?'
Oh, he did not.
'Excuse me?'
'You have the same hair colour, so I'd like to see what they look like on you.'
He. did. not.
It's not enough that he has to buy earrings for another woman specifically from you, now he's asking you to model them?!
'Sure.' you said dryly, putting on the earrings.
Sy looked at you and couldn't help but smile.
'Gorgeous.' He said, paying absolutely no attention to the earrings at all.
The way he was looking at you made your heart clench.
You'd heard about southern hospitality but, damn, did he have to look at you like that?
'Now I know for sure, they're gonna look great on her.'
and just like that, the moment was ruined again.
Your face dropped and you decided you had enough.
'Great. Paying with card today, sir?' You asked, taking off the earrings and putting them in the box.
He needed to get out.
'Yes ma'am.'
Oh he needed to get out now.
He scanned his card and as he looked up to thank you he noticed you were looking...sad
Feeling utterly humiliated, you were trying your best not to burst out into tears in front of him.
How could you have been so stupid, of course he's not into you, it's Sy!
Sy panicked immediately. This was so not his intention. He just wanted to tease you a bit. It's what you guys did, you know? Ugh, crap...
'There you go!' you huffed, faking a smile as you pushed the box over the counter.
'Thanks...I really think my mom is gonna love these.' He said, deciding it was way past time to put you out of your misery
'You know, Sy I really don't- wait what?'
'It's her birthday this weekend.'
'Your mom.'
'My mom.'
He looked at you with a guilty look in his eyes and you didn't know whether to kiss him or punch him square in the jaw.
'You did that on purpose didn't you?' You narrowed your eyes at him.
'You look really hot when you're jealous, you know that?'
'Oh, shut up.' you said before yanking him close by his collar and pressing your lips to his.
He groaned into the kiss, dropping the box on the floor and grabbing your face with both hands.
After what seemed like an eternity, you pulled away, pressing one last peck against his lips before opening your eyes and staring straight into his.
'Well I don't know your mother, but judging from those earrings, I'd say you have her eyes.'
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Blitz x Reader (patching him up)
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This is mostly word vomit but hope you enjoy it.
Blitz comes back from a job pretty beaten up.
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"Hey, Loona? its getting late I'm gonna head home," you said, closing your computer.
"kay. See you tomorrow " she answered while still looking at her phone.
When you and Millie moved to the pride ring, nether of you expected to be working at I.M.P. Millie got a job there pretty much right away. She would always come home to your apartment frustrated because of the lack of organisation of jobs.
One day you decided to meet her at work and walked into chaos. piles and piles of paperwork strewed everywhere. You offered to help and the boss offered you a job. Its been a few years since then.
"Thank you." you chimed.
Just as you were about to go file away the last few documents and head home, the portal to Earth opened. Moxie and Milie came through with a few scratches but Blitz took one step and then fell flat on his face.
"Holey fuck what happened?" you asked picking up Blits and dragging him to a chair.
"OW! ow ow. Some fucker got me a few times" Blitz said through his teeth.
"I'll say" Millie huffed " The guy practically had him on the ropes"
You looked at Blitz who had a look on his face that read: angry and embarrassed.
" Ah Thank you, Millie. Ever the ray of sunshine" Blitz growled at her.
"Ha ha well... Sir we're going to call it a night. It's uh getting kind of late" Moxie nervously chuckled
"Yea. You all go home. I'll lock up and see you tomorrow"
After that Blitz shuffled himself into his office and closed the door behind him. A few drops of blood followed behind him.
"How... bad was he hurt?" you asked walking to get the first aid kit from the shelf.
"Not bad enough to go to the hospital but he was definitely shaken"
"You want me to help you patch him up?"
"Nah Loona I'll be fine. Could you keep an eye on him when he gets home?"
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The second that door closed behind him Blitz silently screamed in embarrassment.
He got his ass kicked, fell flat on his face and had Millie make him look like an absolute idiot. AND HE DIDN'T EVEN KILL THE GUY!
And to make things worse it happened all in front of you. He could've melted into that chair.
Since you were hired the two of you have flirted back and forth originally for Blitz it was entirely work place banter. Something to piss off Moxie and to keep up moral but as time went on he started to like you more and more.
Blitz was brought back to reality when he heard a knock on the door.
"Hey handsome, how you doing?" you chimed, closing the door behind you.
He felt heat rush to his face.
"I thought you went home?" he chuffed
"nope. Can't have my favourite boss die. who would sign my paycheck?" you winked.
Blitz laughed "And here I was thinking you liked me for my dazzling personality"
You smiled and gave him a quick look over. he had a few cuts on his face and arms but no sign of where the blood could be coming from. His face was pretty red too.
"Come on pretty boy, can sit on the desk?"
He sent you a pained look.
"Well...it's either you sit on the desk or I sit on your lap"
"OOO is that supposed to be a threat, sweetheart? He smiled wiggling his eyebrows making you blush.
You rolled your eyes and helped him to the desk. It was a bit of a struggle to lift him up there.
"Wow, your desk is huge!"
"Yeah, I get that a lot " He was about to stretch but then recoiled in pain making the pair of you chuckle again.
A while later he was all bandaged up and the bleeding had stopped.
"Ok. I'm gonna clean the cuts on your face and then I'm taking you home."
"You don't have to do that "
"Yea well it's gonna happen and I don't wanna hear you complain about it. Plus it gives me an excuse to hang out with you longer so that's that."
You had a cotton pad with antiseptic hovering over his face.
"This is gonna sting a little but I need you to stay still"
"OW"
Your hand went under his chin to make him look at you. For a second your eyes locked. You could see so many emotions swirling around and you felt your face heat up.
"I-Im sorry" you stammerd
"Wha - no no you... do what you need to do"
That's when the pair of you saw the position you were in. You were stood between his legs. Your faces were inches away from each other and both your hands were on his face.
You both felt as if you were on fire.
Eventually, he swallowed his pride and asked "Can I uh... try something?"
You nodded.
He nervously wrapped his arms around your waist and brought you even closer into a hug. Suddenly ...his cuts didn't hurt anymore.
"Thank you, by the way. I haven't had someone care about me in a while"
A shakey sigh escaped you as you wrapped your arms around his shoulders to hug him back. Resting your head on top of his.
You both stayed like that for a while but you could've stayed there forever.
After you calmed down a little you guided his face to look at you again.
"Blitz?"
"Uh oh. You're using my name. Am I in trouble?"
Your face went red again " Do you wanna be?" you asked leaning in closer, your eyes flickering to his lips.
He quickly realized what you were talking about and he smiled the biggest grin you'd ever seen.
"Fuck yes"
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“What Are You Doing, Stepbro?” - Chapter Seventeen (Aegon, Aemond, Jace x Reader) 
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Summary: You have a... Relaxing start to your weekend with Aegon, Aemond, Helaena, and Jo.
TW: profanity, innuendo, sexual situations, reader BEING AN OBLIVIOUS MORON, Aegon/Aemond/Jace perving, fingering
Word Count: 2,426 words
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You watch as Helaena and Jo keep stealing glances at each other on the drive home. It’s honestly the cutest thing you’ve seen in your life. Jo has never been this into anyone so fast. She’s stumbling over her words in a way you’ve never seen before.
When your reach your house, she actually jumps out and opens the door for Helaena, “My lady.”
You have to hold back a burst of laughter at how stupid she’s being, “What about me?”
“You have two hands!”
Your jaw drops but you can’t help but laugh. You get out of the car and enter the house. You show Helaena to the bedroom she’ll be using. Jo points out the room she claimed as hers back in eighth grade.
“It’s not actually your room-“
“Shut up!”
Helaena laughs at the banter between the two of you before she turns to you, “So how’s it been living with Aegon and Aemond? Have they been nice to you?”
Your eyes widen slightly, thinking of the events of the past few days, “Uh huh, very nice.”
Jo is literally covering her mouth so she doesn’t laugh. Helaena raises an eyebrow.
“Okay, what’s going on here?”
You quickly tell Helaena about everything that’s happened the last few days. At first her eyes are just blown wide almost in horror but then, when she realizes everything was consensual, she starts laughing.
“Well, either way,” she grins, “As your big sister, there’s some actual stuff that you should know. So, I’ll tell you about all that later.”
You always thought Helaena seemed like a nice person, but the way she’s actually treating you like a big sister almost makes you want to cry. You nod at her and smile.
“That sounds good, Helaena.”
She rolls her eyes, pulling you into a hug, “Oh, please. It’s just Hel.”
The three of you hang out for a while, just chatting. And by chatting, you mean Helaena and Jo flirting nonstop while you watch TV.
Aemond gets home before Aegon. When he opens the door, Helaena waves at him. You jump up and rush over to greet him.
“Hi, Aemond,” you smile, “I missed you!”
He presses a kiss to your forehead before embracing you, “I missed you too, sweet girl. Did you have fun with Jace?”
Aemond can tell by the bright red flush on your cheeks that you definitely had fun with Jace. He chuckles to himself as the two of you walk into the living room.
“This must be Jo?” Aemond asks you.
You nod and Jo waves to him, “What up, my man? Great job with Tully’s nose. You, sir, have earned my respect.”
She pounds her chest and makes a peace sign. You hold your head in your hand, feeling totally embarrassed. Aemond chokes back a laugh while Helaena looks at him dubiously.
“Someone’s nose, Aemy?” Helaena raises an eyebrow.
“He was disrespecting Y/N,” Aemond shrugs, taking off his coat, “Personally, I think I let him off a little too easy, considering he’s still giving her problems.”
Jo frowns, “Yeah, he’s an asshole. Luckily, the only class she has with him, Jace is in it too. They don’t even sit near him anymore.”
“He’s always glaring at me though,” you add, the memory of Robin’s icy blue gaze making you cringe, “I don’t know. He’s just a very unhappy person, I guess.”
“Y/N,” Aemond says gently, turning you to face him, “You’re a sweet girl, but you don’t have to be so polite toward someone who’s been so disrespectful toward you. The boy is a cunt.”
Your eyes widen at the word, “Aemond!”
Jo and Helaena look at each other and are holding back their laughter while Aemond lifts your chin up so you’re looking at him, “Say it with me, Y/N. Robin Tully is a cunt.”
You shake your head vigorously, “No! Are you crazy?”
He grins at you devilishly, “Y/N, sweetheart, say it with me. Repeat after me. Robin Tully.”
You take a deep breath, “Robin Tully.”
“Is a…”
“Is a…”
“Cunt.”
You bite your lip and mumble the next word, “Cunt.”
Aemond clicks his tongue, chuckling again, “Y/N, darling, I know you can do better than that. Louder.”
You glower at him, and he vaguely thinks you look like a little grumpy kitten, “You suck!”
He laughs, “Come on, say it! You know it’s true.”
“Robin Tully is a cunt,” you mumble.
“Louder!” Aemond, Jo, and Helaena yell.
“ROBIN TULLY IS A CUNT!”
And Aegon walks in right at that moment. He looks between the three of you, thoroughly amused.
“Did I miss something? Y/N’s using swear words now?” Aegon moves in to give you a hug and pats you on the butt lightly, “Proud of you, baby.”
“Shut up,” you grumble, making everyone laugh.
The five of you decide to order in pizza and have a movie night. Jo and Helaena, not surprisingly, sit beside each other on the sofa. Helaena offers you the spot on her other side, but when you see Jo shaking her head and nonverbally begging with you not to sit with them, you bite back a laugh and tell her you’re going to sit with Aemond. He smirks to himself, feeling pretty self-satisfied.
You guys settle on watching “American Pie”. You’ve never seen it before. Your dad doesn’t really like you watching these kinds of movies. But you’re surprised at how funny you find it.
Aegon starts quoting the entire movie, his arm around you while Aemond’s hand is on your knee under the blanket you share.
Aegon leans in and whispers after they’re talking about how third base feels like warm apple pie, “That’s what she was doing in that video.���
You blush a bright red and clear your throat, unable to look at him. And, of course, in the scene where Kevin goes down on Vicky, you keep finding your mind wandering to Aegon doing the same thing to you. You’re pretty sure you had an even better experience than Vicky, considering Aegon’s piercing.
As the movie goes on, you feel Aemond’s hand move up your knee and move closer and closer to your underwear. You look at him, shocked.
He smirks, lifting his other finger to his lips. And suddenly, he’s stroking you over your panties. You let out a loud gasp. Everyone turns to you in confusion.
“Um,” you mumble, “I can’t believe he’s doing that on the webcam!”
They all laugh and agree, returning to the movie.
Aemond chuckles to himself, it easily being passed off as him laughing at the movie. He moves his fingers back and forth over your pussy, and you feel your face heating up. You move a hand to your mouth, covering it just in case. He watches your every expression as he keeps going. He keeps going like that for a while, until, near the end of the movie, he slides his fingers into your panties and pushes inside you. Now you’re biting on your nails, praying to whatever gods may exist that no one can tell what he’s doing. His fingers move at a pace that you don’t think is even humanly possible. He hits your most sensitive spot with almost every movement, considering how long his fingers are, and just presses against it, a smirk on his face all the while.
“Keep watching the movie, sweet girl,” he whispers in your ear.
You try to do as he’s saying as he presses against you harshly, making you cry out, “Oh my God!”
Luckily it’s passed off as you being shocked about Finch banging Stifler’s mom.
Then, he adds a third finger, filling you up even more, and you’re gone. You come all over his hand, feeling simultaneously aroused and embarrassed. It’s even worse when he pulls his fingers out and licks them, staring at you all the while.
“You taste as sweet as you look,” he says, whispering in your ear.
You don’t know how you’re going to survive the next three movies.
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You all pile into Aegon’s car the next day. Jo complains every two seconds about how obnoxiously loud the engine is. Helaena points out how much he’s damaging the environment.
Aegon, of course, insists that you ride shotgun with him. He unapologetically keeps his hand on your thigh the whole drive. And you can’t bring yourself to mind. You’re wearing a pretty white sweater dress, one that’ll be easy to remove when you and Jo are trying on outfits for the winter formal.
And Aegon’s wearing his rings. Again. Every time his hand moves even slightly, you feel like you get goosebumps. And he absolutely knows what he’s doing, judging by the little grins he keeps throwing at you.
“You look so cute today, Princess,” he coos, “Like a pretty little baby doll.”
Your eyes widen, remembering the last time he used that pet name. In his room. After watching that video. Your face blushes bright red and you think you could practically kiss the ground when you finally pull up to the mall. Aegon, Aemond, and Helaena chill in the waiting area by the fitting rooms while you and Jo grab a bunch of things to try on.
“I might wear a suit,” Jo muses, “Do you think that would look good on me.”
“Jo,” you give her an amused look, “You’re gorgeous, anything will look good on you.”
She gives you a genuine smile, “You’re so cute! So, do you think,” her voice drops, “You and Jace are gonna go all the way after the dance?”
You hesitate for a minute before answering, “I’m thinking about it. I mean, I want to…”
She nods, “I figured,” she grabs your hand and squeezes it, “Just tell me what you decide, yeah? And he adores you. I know he’ll make it really special if you decide to.”
You look at her curiously, “But, like, is it weird that I’m enjoying all this stuff with Aegon and Aemond too?”
She shakes her head, “Dude, no! Not weird at all! You’re young, you’re sexy. And people can be with more than one person at a time. It’s a very common thing.”
You nod, “Yeah, okay. Oooh, what do you think of this one?”
Jo scoffs, “Babe, are you going to a nunnery or a school dance? This one.”
You laugh and take the dress she hands you.
Your first dress that you try on is a strapless pink dress that comes down to above your knees. It has flowers sewn onto it and is super cute. But you just don’t know if it’s the one you want. You stand with your hands on your hips and frown. You’re sick of looking like a baby. You want to stand out.
You take it off and toss it over the fitting room door and call out, “It’s a no!”
“Baby, you didn’t even show us!” Aegon calls back, almost whining.
You have to bite back a laugh at how much he sounds like a baby himself.
The next dress is really similar to Jenna’s dress from 13 Going on 30. You kind of like it, so you step out and show it to everyone.
Jo comes out in her pastel pink suit and you shriek, “You look amazing!”
Jo looks at you, cringing, “Y/N, you know I love you, right? And this is said with all the love in my heart. But you look like the 80s threw up on you.”
You give her an annoyed glare.
“I think you should get it if you like it, Y/N,” Aemond says, “It’s very colorful.”
“Colorful?” you repeat, turning to Aegon, “And you?”
“Baby, I don’t wanna hurt your feelings-”
You laugh, “Okay, it’s kind of not great for winter formal. I think you guys are right.”
“You should get it for fun,” Aegon suggests, “Like for parties and shit. It’s cute, it’s just not… You know.”
“Good for a dance, yeah,” you nod, heading back into the room.
You hear Aemond, Helaena, and Jo call out that they’re heading to the food court to grab something to eat and that Aegon will stay with you. You call back that that’s fine.
You try on the last dress, the one that Jo had given you. It’s a bit more revealing than any of the other dresses, but you love it. You step outside and show it to Aegon. He’s on his phone, scrolling through some app or the other, so you have to clear your throat to get his attention. When he looks up, his jaw drops in awe.
“Wow…”
“Do you,” you pause, “Is it too much?”
He shakes his head vigorously, “It’s perfect,” he smirks slightly, “Wish I was taking you to that dance, baby.”
You laugh, “I think I’ll go with this one.”
“Do you need help getting it off?” Aegon grins at you, “That zip looks hard to reach.”
You think for a second, “Yeah, okay.”
He follows you into the changing room to help you. One of his hands rests on your shoulder while the other moves to unzip the dress. He lets his fingers graze against your skin as he pulls the zip down, revealing the skin of your back. You look at him in the mirror, only to see he’s already looking at you. You turn around to face him.
“Thank you…”
“Oh, anytime, baby. Maybe,” he leans in, “You could give your stepbro a thank you kiss. For helping you out.”
You blush, “Okay. I can do that.”
He cups your face in his hands and you lean up to let your lips meet his. He nips at your lip and you immediately let your own lips part, allowing his tongue to enter your mouth. You feel the cool metal of his piercing, remembering how it felt when it was… Somewhere else, making you moan against him. He moves his hands from your back down to your ass, squeezing the flesh there, making you whine against him.
“Aegon…”
“Y/N,” he murmurs, but the two of you are cut off.
“You finding everything okay, hun?”
You look at him, his eyes hooded and full of want. But you can’t do this right now. So you call back.
“Yes, I picked something, I’ll be out soon.”
Aegon reluctantly leaves, his eyes on you the whole time.
But he gets a text that makes him smile.
Helaena: Hey Eggy, we’re heading to Victoria’s Secret, please bring Y/N there next:)
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I have an alternate universe Buggy that's been ratallng around in my head. A female Buggy that's like Taylor Swift, so she got into music and wants to be a singer. She spent most of her time on the Oro building up her guitar and piano skills. She stole the guitar from the musician(was aware but let it happen) and begged Roger to get a piano. She didn't inherently have the greatest vocals and got teased, specifically by Shanks. Dreams of being in front of a crowd cheering her on and singing her songs. Those dreams are what drive her. It goes hand in hand with canon Buggy’s inferiority complex and constantly seeking attention to be a star.
The reason I can imagine it is because Buggy would be the kind to right the most unhinged lyrics that TS is known for. Also a lot of her lyrics reflect Buggy.
Mirrorball - And they called off the circus Burned the disco down When they sent home the horses And the rodeo clowns I'm still on that tightrope I'm still trying everything to get you laughing at me I'm still a believer but I don't know why I've never been a natural All I do is try, try, try I'm still on that trapeze I'm still trying everything To keep you looking at me
Me! - I know that I'm a handful, baby, uh I know I never think before I jump And you're the kind of guy the ladies want (And there's a lot of cool chicks out there) I know that I went psycho on the phone I never leave well enough alone And trouble's gonna follow where I go (And there's a lot of cool chicks out there)
Karma - ‘Cause karma is my boyfriend Karma is a god Karma is the breeze in my hair on the weekend Karma's a relaxing thought Aren't you envious that for you it's not? Sweet like honey, karma is a cat Purring in my lap 'cause it loves me Flexing like a goddamn acrobat Me and karma vibe like that Ask me what I learned from all those years Ask me what I earned from all those tears Ask me why so many fade, but I'm still here (I'm still, I'm still here)
peace - Our coming-of-age has come and gone Suddenly the summer, it's clear I never had the courage of my convictions As long as danger is near And it's just around the corner, darling ‘Cause it lives in me No, I could never give you peace
long story short - Fatefully I tried to pick my battles 'til the battle picked me Misery Like the war of words I shouted in my sleep And you passed right by I was in the alley, surrounded on all sides The knife cuts both ways If the shoe fits, walk in it 'til your high heels break
Never Grow Up - And no one's ever burned you Nothing's ever left you scarred And even though you want to Just try to never grow up
So here I am in my new apartment In a big city, they just dropped me off It's so much colder than I thought it would be So I tuck myself in and turn my nightlight on Wish I'd never grown up I wish I'd never grown up
Endgame - I hit you like, "Bang" We tried to forget it, but we just couldn't And I bury hatchets but I keep maps of where I put 'em Reputation precedes me, they told you I'm crazy I swear I don't love the drama, it loves me
The whole of Dear Reader and most of Anti Hero. New Romantics just sounds like a pirate anthem. So definitely something Buggy would write.
Here are the albums that would be about different exes. The exes that had a lasting impact on her.
Red Hair Shanks - Debut, Fearless, and Red
Donquixate Doflamongo - Speak Now, a little of Fearless and Red.
Charlotte Katakuri - Speak Now
Sir Crocodile - 1989
Sakazuki/Akainu -folklore, evermore
Dracula Mihawk - reputation, Lover, folklore, evermore
Midnights is a mix of them. Also she falls back in love with Mihawk and Crocodile after they form the Cross Guild.
Her exes have a hard time forgetting her and its made even worse by their enemies using the songs about them to torment them. It also doesn't help that their subordinates and families listen to her songs too. I'm still figuring out the timeline. Akainu happens before Mihawk but she is so hurt by him that she wasn't able to write any songs about him until much later.
None of this is a commentary on Taylor Swift or her personal life. Just my interpretations and how they'd fit.
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vee-is-a-clown · 1 year
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Lance glanced down at the small drawing of swords on Keith's notes (Lance couldn't be bothered to write anything down and he doesn't remember shit so he's stealing his boyfriend's notes even though he could barely read his handwriting). Well, not really the drawing. His eyes skipped to the lazily scribbled, "K.K." in the bottom right corner.
"Your initials are KK?"
"What?"
"You signed your doodle with K.K."
"And you didn't realize those were my initials in the entire time that you've known me? If I remember correctly, Iverson called me by my last name in Garrison."
"Mmm.. Shut up, K.K. Slider. I didn't connect the dots until now."
Lance leaned back to lay on his back, his head on Keith's pillow and kicked Keith in the thigh. It wasn't really a kick. From his position, he couldn't really do anything more than a slight jab with his foot. Keith let out a stifled chuckle at the attempt.
Lance turned on his side to put the meeting notes on Keith's bedside table then turned back to Keith with a faux scowl.
"You're not allowed to laugh. You're Keith Kogane."
"Mhm, ok, Pumpkin."
Lance crossed his arms and "kicked" Keith in the leg again. Keith didn't laugh this time, though he did send Lance an amused look.
"What're you doing?"
"Just stop opening your mouth."
"Aw, is there something wrong with the way I talk, Bubblegum dear?"
His Texan accent was bleeding into his speech, making everything about this situation about 10 times worse. Lance could definitely feel his face get hotter.
"Yes. Shut your pie hole."
Keith turned his body to face Lance and leaned toward him, putting his hand next to Lance's leg to stabilize himself.
"Whatever happened to please?"
"Whatever happened to you acting- normal?"
Lance attempted to motion with his arms to no avail. Keith tilted his head like a confused dog.
"Normal?"
"Poor choice of words."
"Do you want a thesaurus?"
"No, I hate you."
"You're currently laying on my bed."
"Shush!"
"I'll shush when I want to, Ranger."
Keith shifted to lay on his side next to Lance. He propped his head in his palm, looking down at Lance.
"It is getting pretty late though.."
"What are you trying to imply, Mullet?"
"Nothing, just we should probably go to sleep. It's a shame that the lights are on."
"I see what you're doing. You're trying to get me to get out of the comfy bed and turn off the lights for you. Well good sir, I say-"
"Not it!"
Lance gasped.
"You sneaky snook!"
"Go turn the lights off."
"How dare you!"
"The less time it takes for you to turn the lights off, the more beauty sleep you can get."
"Urghhh! Fine! But you owe me."
"Just go turn off the lights, you dork."
Lance got up and sprinted to the light switch, flipping it and running back in the dark. He hopped onto the bed and laid back into his previous spot.
"What's my time, coach?"
"I dunno but you were very speedy."
"It's absolute bullshit that I have to turn the lights off when Galras can see in the dark. You can see on the way back to the bed."
"Who lent you their meeting notes because you don't want to admit to Allura that you can't remember anything she said? That's right, me. Ungrateful."
"Who can't write legibly and spent the majority of the meeting drawing in the corners of the paper? That's right, you. Humble yourself."
"Ungrateful."
Keith sighed and plopped his head on the pillow. It really was late.
"We really should get to sleep."
"Whatever you say, Texas Red."
"Good night, Bluebell."
"Sweet dreams, Keith."
While Lance can fall asleep in seconds (a real skill) it still takes Keith a little bit longer. He allowed himself to relax, letting the tiredness consume him. But before he let himself fall asleep, he put his hand on Lance's cheek and thought about how lucky he was to be the one who snagged this dumbass.
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totaldramafan-lauri · 2 months
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EPISODE 6
N-no Alastor again......
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.....OK, so....this episode needs multiple viewings for me to.....fully absorb everything that just happened......but......uh......I-I don't wanna just not say anything about it, so....here goes.....
-OK, fandom, you got me. You called it. Vaggie was an angel. Wasn't exactly the most surprising twist imaginable when everyone and their mother called it, but it was cool to actually see it. Th-the fact that she got her name because a misogynist named her was probably the biggest twist for me here, cuz HOLY CRAP, it makes so much sense. XD I remember when people used to haaaaaate Vaggie's name.....I-I honestly used to raise my eyebrows at it before I got used to it. That's neat.....
....But if there was one thing I DIDN'T call, it's Charlie not knowing. I legit thought she already knew. They were so close, and they've been a couple for years before the show, so I thought that already happened. B-but I....I LIKE this direction? I-I love Chaggie already, don't get me wrong, they're like the M&M of this show for me.....b-but their relationship has always kinda been....swallowed by the....EVERYTHING ELSE in the show around them. I-I'd love to see them get center stage! Will that happen, or will it just get brushed over? Dunno....but....either way, this cliffhanger KILLS ME just cuz I wanna know what happens next for them!
-NO ONE IN HEAVEN BUT SERA AND THE EXORCISTS KNOW ABOUT THE EXTERMINATIONS. PLEASE leave all your "Heaven is evil, what's the point of the hotel" complaints at the FLIPPING DOOR! We got a breakthrough! Yup, I never bought it for a second. The Exorcists are only ONE type of angel! There was no way they represented ALL of Heaven! The whole point of the story was that it's not a black-and-white conflict! If the whole story was just "Hell good, Heaven evil", what would be the point of that? You think the writers are THAT dumb?
Sera....seems to be the one in charge of making the decisions, but she's not evil, she's just doing what she thinks is right for Heaven. I'm pretty sure her mind can be changed. And Emily is so so so much like Charlie that them singing together was satisfying as heck! Adam and Lute are the clear bad guys here....
I love the confusion of "How isn't Angel rising to Heaven?" and how it kinda parallels to how Adam, who was once human, is still IN Heaven. Just cuz they're dead, doesn't mean they can't change. Vaggie had her wings torn off and fell. That could be Adam by the end of the show. But, what about someone in Hell rising to Heaven? Not even the angels have the answer. Because they're not evil. I LOVE that.
-Speaking of Emily and Charlie being alike, yeah, that second song was INCREDIBLE! Do I like it more than "Hell Is Forever" (which I've been listening too soooooo much over the week)? That's a high bar, so I dunno....but I love how this song is a follow-up to it, and it's very climactic.
-AUSTRALIAN CHERRI HECK YEEEEEAAAAA!!! Angel standing up to Val in....in only their....second episode together? Uhhhhh, aren't we moving too fast- I mean HECK YEEEEAAAA!! Drunk Niffty HECK YEEEAAAAA!!! More Huskerdust on the side HECK YEEEEAAA!!!
.....The running gag with Sir Pentious killed me. XD His obvious crush is so cute. Definitely a highlight for me. Better luck next time, dude.
-But yeah....my favorite thing about the episode (besides learning that Heaven isn't evil) is the Vaggie thing. I'm REALLY on the edge of my seat to see how this goes! Oooooo.....I-I'm so nervous! Obviously Charlie's not gonna be MAD, but....OK, maybe she'll be mad? But she won't STAY mad....I-I can't believe I'm looking forward to drama between those two....They've been so wholesome.....but I dunno, I wanna see a story about them, I guess....
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{ The Ghost of Beacon }
Chapter 1. "Do you really believe in ghosts?"
A RWBY x reader
warnings: small language, maybe ooc?
small authors note: I just created this idea on a whim, I am open to criticism. The gender neutral reader will be using they/them so anyone is welcomed to read. I apologize for any spelling/grammar errors in advance, I also have a small concept on how tumblr works beware! Please enjoy :) More chapters to come. (This takes place along with the original storyline with a few tweaks. I might toss in some romance when the time comes but who knows.)
Short Summary: The ghost of Beacon was thought to be a legend however with the recent spikes of activity, the school has grown unsure. The students with no idea of the story behind it all have determination to find out...
Reblogs are appreciated!!<3
WHY IS IT KINDA LONG OML SORRY 🙏
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At first it was...difficult to come to terms with your death in the first couple of years. It's not like anyone noticed anyways, with all the speculation and lies.
Your days passed by very quick to say the least, you grew bored of it all. You craved to have fun if you were going to be a ghost trapped forever, right? Especially with new fresh students coming in.
Now here you were, amongst them all without their knowledge. These new students definitely piqued your interest, as did the last ones but there was something about them. You couldn't put your finger on it, perhaps it was just their behavior so you brushed it off.
You were too stuck in your thoughts to hear the headmaster's speech, along with his colleague. "Are there any questions?" He asked smoothly before taking another sip from his mug.
"Yeah...uhm sir?" You turned your attention to the timid blonde boy before he was cut off. "Good! Now take your positions." You let out a simple laugh and observed the group of teens ready themselves, the boy not aware of what was about to happen. "Uh sir...I've got a question" He still raised his hand.
Students were being flung into the air and he was still on rambling with his question as Professor Ozpin answered calmly. You walked over to him, "Good luck" You whispered into his ear before he was being launched at full force.
"My bets are on the energetic redhead" You tried to joke before realizing again no one can hear your remarks. You watched the collective group in the air, giggling a bit to yourself.
Professor Oz and Glynda pulling out their scrolls to watch on the surveillance system. "Hey! Let me get a peek" You tried to watch over Glynda's shoulder, she let out a little shiver. "Sorry, just let me see real quick" You attempted to take it before the tablet swung out of her grasp, her eyes widening.
You were able to see the students landing strategies before she scoffed, picking up the tablet from the ground. "Slippery fingers I see." Ozpin let out his own remark. "Oh shush, I don't even know how that happened." Her tone a little irritated. She walked off to go somewhere more private to observe.
You were a little shocked to say the least from your power. You didn't know you could do that? You decided to try again on the headmaster, you swatted at his mug, yet nothing happened. "Maybe if I- aha!" You hit the mug as he was about to take a sip, a majority of the drink spilling on him, before the mug took a tumble to the ground.
Glynda looked over her shoulder as she was walking away, "Now you've got slippery fingers" She mocked him, he seemed amused with his furrowed eyebrows. He glanced down at the mess, "Ignore that please." You bursted out in a laughing fit, feeling satisfied you now have the power over objects.
You recovered from your prank, thinking about it more now. If you were a stereotypical ghost, you could do much more than that. You could possibly try light tricks or even talking to someone finally. You yearned for conversation, sure you loved to be alone but you wished deep down for someone to hear your opinions and jokes.
You just wanted someone to know you were there, you wanted to be noticed.
You stood there, ruminating to yourself. It's not like Ozpin could see you, if anything he thought he was alone.
Soon enough Glynda spoke up again after quite some time, walking up to him. "Our last pair has been formed sir," She continued on swiping the scroll to a different perspective. "Nora Valkyrie and Lie Ren...poor boy, I can't possibly imagine those two getting along." You peered over her shoulder watching Nora be quite silly.
"They seem alright to me." You muttered, Glynda turned to Ozpin. "What did you say?" He looked up from his scroll, a look of confusion on his face. "I didn't say anything." He cocked an eyebrow before Glynda returned back to watching with a small eye roll following. So you could talk to people, if you really tried of course.
"But still, he's probably better off than Miss Nikos." Ozpin replied with a small hum. "I don't care what his transcripts say, that Jaune fellow is not ready for this level of combat."
You wondered for a bit, it was possible to forge your way into any academy. You've seen it happen before besides no school is perfect.
Glynda put away her scroll, "I guess we'll find out soon enough" which in this case meant they were going to be finishing soon, you did want to test tricks on the new students. It'll maybe finally give you your own entertainment instead of listening and watching.
The collected woman walked off yet again, "At their current pace they should reach the temple just in a few minutes." She turned a little, she was truly a professional woman. As if you always knew that's who she's always been.
"Speaking of which; what did you use as relics this year?" She turned her full attention to him and called out his name again. He seemed too focused on his scroll, watching the kids from earlier have an argument. You believe he heard her because all he let out was another responsive hum.
He always did this, his little hums. Anyone was lucky if they had a full conversation with him.
All of a sudden you started to feel an intense pain in your stomach and throat, if ghosts could even feel a phantom kind of pain. You fell to your knees, trying to scream for help except not a single word came out. You coughed into your hand, pulling away to see your transparent hand stained with blood.
Get up. Get up. Get up
You blacked out and went dormant before waking up in a new scenery. You were in the academy now? You were still on the ground and quickly returning on your feet. An overwhelming confusion as you finally calmed down, realizing the pain beforehand was completely gone.
You woke up in that secluded spot you would go to clear your mind, a special place to your heart. It was dark outside and you could hear a faint commotion of people down the corridor.
You walked down there, walking through the door as you saw a sea of people surrounding the stage with four new students and Professor Ozpin. Everything must be over now, he's giving the new teams publicly.
"Oh shit, I missed all the fun." You sighed in defeat, still trying to figure out how that could've happened. You listened to Ozpin, making your way through the people to hop on stage.
"Looks like things are shaping out to be an...interesting year" He turned around, walking right through you. "Ow! You know that hurts right?" You hissed holding your stomach but he didn't notice.
He entered off stage as the girls and crowd cheered. You were obviously quick to follow right behind him.
He exited the room, Glynda waiting outside for him to talk to him. "I want to talk about what happened earlier today." He stopped in his tracks, and looked down at her. "Earlier?" He questioned before she took a breath in, "Earlier today, what happened wasn't ordinary. Stuff just doesn't come flying out of our hands and there wasn't any wind if I recall."
He raised an eyebrow before clicking his tounge to speak. "Yes that was quite odd but-" he was going to dismiss it all before a couple of students came to talk to him, surrounding him and Glynda. He politely answered some of their questions.
You saw the new team RWBY come out of the room, they seem to be having fun so you decided to follow them. They were chatting and walking to their brand new dorm.
After a while they finally made it there and you decided it was time to do what you originally wanted to do. Everyone was about to head to bed anyways so it was perfect for you.
The students said their goodnights to each other and were fast to fall asleep, now was the time to strike.
You went to team JNPR's dorm, knocking on their door and frantically shaking the door handle. "I'm coming..." Jaune's tired voice croaked before opening the door to absolutely nothing.
"Oh?" He looked down the halls with no sign of people whatsoever.
You decided to do it again every random hour of the night and you would follow him all day tomorrow to torment him.
The next morning he came off as very tired, explaining what happened and how no one has that much dedication to a joke like that. He believed it was a ghost, he was practically accusing you without knowing your name.
"Jaune cmon, maybe you were just restless all night from homesickness" Nora commented, she definitely had a heavy sleep effortlessly. Her friend Lie Ren was meditating on his bed.
He snapped his eyes open and whipped his head, drawing his teammates attention. He glared down where you were standing specifically, he must be able to tell you're there. He stopped before realizing he couldn't see you and apologized to them, "I thought I could sense something.."
Nora tilted her head and questioned the situation to the two boys "Do you really believe in ghosts?"
Jaune nodded desperately, "If it wasn't a ghost then it was most likely a student" Pyrrha suggested. "No it wasn't, I would've caught them!" Jaune rubbed his eyes, you did feel a little sorry.
"Then you should talk to Professor Ozpin about it later today" Ren replied, he was back to his calm meditation. The rest of the team agreed before you all heard team RWBY speeding out of their dormitory.
The four kids peeked out, falling onto the ground and catching up with the other team.
Hopefully this year would be interesting.
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bigdsgirl · 3 months
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Alright, let's freaking go episode 11:
"I didn't know that was possible" -- well you haven't met Gu-won that's why!!!!
this drama queen "I have returned!!!"
immediately falls apart when do do hee shows up KING BEHAVIOR
i love him picking out her clothes
THE FASHION SHOW GTFO
that's right, do do hee, girlie you have taste. he looks FIRE in that outfit
MATCHING OUTFITS BYE
the petty bitch, showing up to sass God. I LOVE HIM.
bruh, pls don't regret being sassy
"when is he not glowing?" "you're right" "he's always glowing" -- these employees, icons.
the CAKE alkjglkadfgjadf -- he loves to celebrate and king i do too
uh oh uh oh scary man
SEEDS AND SCALLIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the dog's sweater alkgjdfl;kgjadf;lkgjadfgjadfg
the TATTOO!!!!!!!!!
this good news cannot last forever sigh
i luv his assistant. the sweetest man <3
sir. do not mention HER in front of him. Yeah that's right! you are getting the silent treatment!!!!!!!!
this show is iconic - the hangover cure scene is TOO GOOD!
ULTRA SANTA X LFG!
i thank the lord every day for Song Kang's stylist
oh oh oh this scene with the husband and wife with alzheimers. this is killing meeeeeeee, i am not stable enough to handle this.
I am unwell, holy fuck.
Gu Won is CRYING TOO SAME BABY
beautifully shot wowowowowowowow.
oh this fella is not the same anymore.... lol the "I was sweating" ok king.
the stake out for ms. shin lolololol. what is in the apple box!!!!!! it better be.... apples. lol.
these TWO BYE.
HOLY SHIT WHAT TAJGKLADGKLJADF HAHAHAHAH
this is exactly what i want. i LUV IT.
love has no secrets - i love this
"we can't them out do us" competitive king.
even when he sleeps he is holding her wrist!! AH!
HMMM I WONT FORGET YOU? interestinggg....
oh wait. WAIT. god's teeth are normal now... HMM HMM. on purpose? or just now that's we know who she is, it's normal.
Because fate always repeats itself - oh that line is coming back to haunt us.
the investment agreement is so freaking sketch. oh. wait. oh shit. that's her parents? oh wow. wait her father left the company??? oh wow what HAPPENED. to think I was worried about how they would continue for the next 6 episodes.
"call me bro" gu-won has a DEATH WISH (lol)
"don't mind him" -- hmm... no.
oh WAIT he sees the CROSS oh no no no
no not a flashback of her in the new house :( you will break my heart.
her relationship with the chairwoman i am sobbing
omg she wants to show him the photo of their family!
wait. wait. wait. they died on her 11th birthday? wait wait wait. wait.
she needs a hug stop 😭😭😭😭
"I want you to stay next to me"
so like, he is definitely going to "double cross", yup ok now he's being sneaky. would not go in that door bud, i feel like its gonna be BAD. sneaky, he came real fast.
BRUH SERIOUSLY AT LEAST GET AWAY BEFORE CALLING HER.
awh shit, he's alive. BOOO.
definitely faking that his son is the culprit. oh yuck.
yuck. yuck. yuck.
oh he actual is turning himself in. wowowowowow.
"the devil" - the cut to Gu-won, ow ow ow.
the way she flinches, god this man is a monster.
ah, the SFL & SML -- i hope they get to bond 🥹
HEY NO. I ALREADY SOBBED AT DESTINED WITH YOU. I DON'T NEED THIS TOO. NOPE NOPE I REFUSE.
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howlingday · 5 months
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CHIBI Arkos Angels
Jaune sat quietly as the clock ticked behind him. It ticked for every minute of every hour of every day since the dawn of times. In front of him sat his boss, who glanced over paper after paper of Jaune's recent mission on Remnant.
"So..." Jaune stiffened as he was spoken to. "You goofed up."
"Uh, I wouldn't say that-"
"Jaune, there are hundreds, if not thousands of people dead. The Grimm are running more rampant than before. Hell, even your partner died!" Those were pretty bad. "If you didn't goof up, then what do you call all that?!"
"...Growing pains?"
"Jaune..." There it was. The disappointed 'Jaune' he'd been getting since the dawn of everything everywhere all at once. Just once, he wished someone would cut him some slack.
Was Jaune perfect? No, of course not, no matter how much people told him. Well, how much he thought people told him, or spoke of him when he wasn't around. ...Okay, he wasn't perfect, but he was still wasn't all knowing or all seeing. That was the boss behind the desk.
"Come on, DAD-"
"It's not 'Dad,' okay?" Jaune pursed his lips. "You either call me boss, or sir, or, what I prefer, the Definitive Almighty of the Divine."
"Well, isn't it people's job to die?"
"Jaune, people don't get paid to die down there, so what makes you think we'd get paid up here for that, if at all?" Before Jaune could argue, the door clicked open. "There you are, Pyrrha."
"Hello, again~!"
"H-Hey, Pyrrha."
"Hello, Jaune."
"Everything squared away on your end?"
"Almost." Pyrrha said, sitting down next to her partner. "They said it should take at least another season before I can go back into the field."
"We're not police, Pyrrha." DAD said. "Our job is to make sure nothing too out of place happens in our jurisdiction. Unfortunately for Jaune, we're not as lax as the people in charge of Earth are. Have you seen the stuff they're allowed to get away with there?"
"So where does that leave us?"
"You are fine. Perfect as always. Jaune, on the other hand..." Jaune gulped. "This is your last warning. Either you do your job right, or you're getting reassigned somewhere else. Somewhere that is more willing put up with your shenanigans and 'good ideas'."
Jaune winced at that. Again, Jaune wasn't perfect, but he thought his ideas were good at the time.
He cut animal violence down by half! Sure, it led to creation and following racially charged persecution of the newly dubbed 'Faunus' people. Sadly, Jaune went too far on that one and Remnant was stuck with them, just like when the Brother of Darkness screwed up and made the Grimm to spit his brother. Seriously, how was he supposed to know the Faunus would band together and form the terrorist organization that led to his other mistake, which DAD continuously referred to as "The Volume Three Finale" for some strange reason.
Or the time he let Salem rise to power. She seemed like a nice girl, and hey, if one of the Brothers refused to help her, why not try the other? He was always the nicer guy of the two, even if he did ask for something or another in return. Like Jaune's cheese-fries. Always Jaune's cheese-fries. When he was later confronted by the Brother of Light, he offered the idea to keep resurrecting her dead lover over the centuries. True love conquers all, right?
Then there was the-
"ARC!" Jaune jumped in his seat at the sudden, booming voice. "This will be your last chance. Pyrrha will join you later, but for now, your job is to not screw up and keep the people of Remnant of alive this time." DAD gave Jaune a file. Opening it, he glanced between DAD and the assignment details in his hands.
"Calmly Help Inhabitants Become Illustrious." said the words on the page.
"Chibi?" Jaune asked.
"IT'S NOT-" DAD stopped. "Fine. It's Chibi. Call it whatever you want, but DON'T screw this up! You're on thin ice, Jaune!"
"Da- Er, sir? The mortality rate is so low, it's almost cartoonish."
"Exactly." DAD said. "Enjoy your new, wacky comedy assignment, Arkos."
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slashingdisneypasta · 3 months
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I uh... Did not tell you that I'm sipping for one more Firefly clan member. I don't think you'll be able to guess (though I wouldn't be surprised if you were able to as well, as I'm pretty sure he'd be the next most simpable clan member).
Actually, you know what? Go ahead and look away from this ask and spend some time trying to guess who I'm talking about. And if/when you do answer this, I want you to be honest with me on whether or not you got it.
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You're back? Ok. The one that I've been fantazing about next to Baby and Mama is....
Rufus 'RJ' Junior.
He- HE IS SO DAMN HUGE HANNAH!!! AND STRONG!!!! HE LIFTED A WHOLE ASS MAN ABOVE HIS HEAD AND THREW HIM IN A COFFIN!! Holy fucking shit that is H O T. And- And- he's a hunter??? Or at least that's what I'm gathering with his hunting rifle, bear skin, and hiding in the bushes. I mean, the Firefly's had to get all those taxidermy animals from somewhere, and I doubt they bought them. So I'm also gonna say he knows how to build a campfire (😏😏😏)
Rufus also has a deep voice?? He barely speaks in the movie (which gives him the 'silent sexy character' point that Patchy Stabbinton has), but when he does, HOLY MOLY it does something to me. Especially when he told Jerry "Get in."!?!? Yes sir, I will climb in your bed- I MEAN that coffin- Unless you'd be willing to put me in there yourself~?
Brooooooo, he barely gets screen time. Tiny got more screen time than he did. But I feel like I'm in love with this behemoth of a man, too. And with your fanfiction, i feel like i was falling in love with Foxy before I even saw the third movie- and I did. Why are all these Firefly's so damn hot, Hannah!?!? 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Omg those 😏😏😏😏 faces at building a campfire!!!! XDDD You know I agree XD Hunters 💕💕😏 XD
AND AH! RUFUS!!! YOU'RE SO RIGHT ABOUT HIM! I didn't guess him 😅 I guessed Foxy 😅😅😅 BUT YES. Do you remember that one poll I made that was, like, 'Best kisser in the Firefly family?' Well I picked Foxy- but it was between him and Rufus XD He just seems very... in control XD He's definitely without sympathy for their victims but I don't think he's as insane as the rest of the family XD
Rufus is absolutely the next most simpable Firefly XDD If I wasn't going to work right now I would get more into it!!!! But I'm begging you- if y o u happen to have thoughts about this hunter- please do share XD !!!!!
Oh
Man.
All the members of this family are gorgeous no doubt XD Rob Zombie set us up for disaster XDD
(And- side note- in Devils Rejects he's played by TYLER MANE!?? HAVE YOU SEEN THE SIZE OF THAT MAN?? THATS RZ'S MICHAEL MYERS. HOLY MOLY)
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mollisangelus · 2 years
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Red Is My Favorite Color
Yandere! Alpha! KiriBaku x Omega! Reader
Part 1 Part 2
A/N: Time to meet angry pomeranian. Not as engaging as Kirishima's was, but I'm trying to keep Bakugou as in character as possible, and I see him as someone analytical and action oriented.
TW: Mention of sexual harassment (very light), anxiety.
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A few days later, you're rushing through a cafe. You didn't work the front very often, but when your pregnant coworker needed someone to take her shift, you hurriedly showered and ran right over. You didn't typically do well with crowds, or unhappy customers, so your anxiety was a little peaked as you bustled through. Grabbing another customers order and bringing it to them, you hurried to the table in the back corner, beside the window, seeing the new customer there. You paused when you finally came up and saw who it was, even more so realizing it was the scent that stuck out like a sore thumb to you, even here. 
Salted caramel, drizzled on a warm cookie, and something very fresh hinted. Again, someone scented and yet you weren't repulsed? You had to get that checked out, you mentally noted. But your thoughts were all over the place at the figure before you, looking out the window. Your blush creeped up when he turned and caught you staring, mouth slightly opened. It seemed worse when beautiful vermilion eyes caught yours, as if pinning you there with their intense gaze.
"Well? Are you gonna ask me what I want, or stand there like a dumbass?"
You were obviously taken from your little trance, and your nerves twitched a little. This is why you didn't do well with angry customers, "Sorry, just confirming that you definitely look like an angry pomeranian." You shot back, flipping your little notebook to the next page and clicking your pen. 
"Is that it, huh? Well this angry pomeranian would like a cold brew with sweet foam and make it strong." 
You were shocked by the amused retort, and looked back to him as you finished writing, smiling and laughing lightly. "Coming right up!" 
He smirked as you bounded away, giving his order to the person making drinks. 
He watched as you helped others, and the way you worked with them. You seemed so gentle, so personal with everyone. You brought him his drink a little while later, and at first he was confused by the little mischievous smile, but soon he was laughing at the name "Angry Pomeranian" written on his cup. He took a little while longer to drink his coffee this morning, enjoying watching you. Something about your scent lurred him in, and your adorable personality seemed to keep him stuck there. He could tell something was off though, that some of it was a mask, and not just with your personality, your scent too. It smelled shifted, or dulled, or something. Nobody really used scent blockers, it kept you from meeting your mate, because they couldn't smell you. It struck him as odd that you did. 
His thoughts were pulled from him though as he heard an angry voice. "Sir, I frankly don't care if you're a customer or not, I will not do nothing as you intrude in someone's personal space. Watch your hands, Mister!" His eyes found the scene, your hands on your hips, angry, confident eyes on the older gentleman in front of you. He seemed to move on his own as he approached, looking to you. His large frame casted a small shadow over you both, and you looked to him with wide eyes. 
"What seems to be the problem?" He asked gruffly, not liking the thought that some guy just grabbed you. 
You were a little shocked, so the older guy spoke first, "Oh thank goodness, Ground Zero! This lady was just shouting at me in the middle of the cafe! What happened to customer service?!" 
Ground Zero glared at the man, before saying, "I was asking the lady." The man seemed to shrink back after that, obviously feeling the tone of his alpha voice. 
She did too, a blush furiously coating her face as she started spewing out the situation, "I was passing by and he uh… he.. grabbed at me, so I said.. something.. I'm sorry for making a scene.." you shuffled under his gaze. Your scent shifting to something of uncomfort and embarrassment.
His eyebrows furrowed, confused as to why you were so sorry and quiet all of the sudden. Where did your fire go? "No need to be sorry, that was brave, be proud of yourself, Stupid." He roughed out, wanting your scent to go back to normal.
Sparkling eyes meant his, and she smiled a little, and his heart squeezed just a little. To hide the blush it brought to his face, he turned to the man, "You better hope I don't catch you touching anybody else, or I'll make you wish you didn't have any hands." He threatened, and the man only nodded and shrunk back again. 
The rest of the time seemed to go smoothly, and Bakugou made sure to leave a hefty tip when he left. That evening all your coworkers squealed and gossiped as they passed it out evenly. You didn't join in much, it just… wasn't your scene. 
You should've realized how possessive he already was, but all you saw was a hero doing his job.
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So uh... this Princess Rose event, huh??
I don't even know where to start! I wasn't gonna write a post about it 'cause I have too many thoughts, but damn it I couldn't resist so here we are.
SPOILERS & SCREENSHOTS under the cut.
SPOILERS & SCREENSHOTS under the cut.
First of all. I love that Mammon's initial motivation for all of the following shenanigans is "business deals." Like... my man, do you even hear yourself?? And then how his whole pitch is that he's holding up the economy? I wouldn't have accepted that nonsense from anyone else, that's for sure.
And let's be real, Asmo's assertion that his beauty makes other people happy was also something I let slide due to my affection.
What can I say, I love both Mammon and Asmo so very much.
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I mean, to be fair, financial security is definitely nice and certainly reduces stress. So he's not wrong.
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Oh no! Not a recession! Once again... are you hearing yourself!?!?
I will say that the non key route was once again a complete disappointment. You don't even find out what happens at the end?? It's just them being like, oh yeah? We'll see who wins! And then it ends. So you don't actually see who wins at all unless you play the keyed route. Sometimes the non key route is okay, but for other events it's pretty pointless. This was one of those.
Aside from that, though, I quite enjoyed this event. It was sufficiently hilarious, courtesy of the other brothers being their usual selves.
MAMMON IN THIS EVENT THOUGH.
We already knew that when Mammon wants something, he will work hard for it. This is further evidence of that because he chooses Lucifer to teach him ON PURPOSE knowing full well that Lucifer will not go easy on him. And then he steps up to the challenge!
However, I quite liked how Asmo wasn't a slacker, either. He wasn't like oh I'm pretty so I've got this in the bag. No, he chooses Barbatos and also works hard to get himself ready.
And like despite EVERYBODY expressing how they don't think these guys are gonna get anywhere, they both bust their asses anyway.
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Asmo is not having it, guys.
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Have some faith, Lucifer.
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I'm pretty sure this was the only thing Luke said in this event, but he didn't hold back, huh?
BUT THEN.
That ending.
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Sir. I'm going to need you to stop being so cute. My life depends upon it.
I think you could say that while they ended up being twin princesses, neither one of them would have won without the other. I think it was the fact that both of them sacrificed their own chances in order to help the other that caused them to win. Because doing something like that really demonstrated the nobility that they were looking for in the first round.
It's just more proof of how the brothers truly care about each other. Even if they argue all the time, when things get serious they can count on each other.
Can I tell you how excited I was when Asmo was ready to go run down that demon with MC? I liked that he was so badass about it and just kind of kept brushing off MC when they were like aren't you late for the show?! Can't you let me handle this?! And he was just like nope, I won't stand for any demon smearing my brother's reputation like that.
I really think they need to let Asmo be a little more evil. Like yes, he's beautiful and he has perfect skin, but he will absolutely kick your ass and he won't even break a nail doing it.
Overall, I greatly enjoyed this event. I really need to go back and play the other Dame event on Lonely Devil I just haven't gotten to it yet.
Now for some random screenshots that made me lol.
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Yes, okay, please go ahead.
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I loved that Lucifer said this to MC. He's so done with everything, he's just like please stop trying to make jokes.
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At least he's honest.
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Beel demonstrating his unusual type of synesthesia - the ability to taste numbers.
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New tongue twister just dropped!
Okay and Levi in this event had so many excellent one liners, he gets his own section. I can't deny that I'm on a bit of a Levi-loving kick lately, so maybe that's why, but I just thought he was so funny.
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He's so precious.
Okay, I'm done. I always take too many screenshots and then I want to post them all. Because I just think all these guys are so funny. I can't help it.
I realize that I didn't mention anything about the gender aspects of this event, what with the whole Dame situation, but do I really need to? I've seen some excellent posts about that already. And honestly, anyone who thinks that the Devildom doesn't already have completely different ideas on gender hasn't been paying attention.
And also I don't have time to write anymore, this post is already too long. I apologize for the length lol. But thank you for reading!
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