#this dude istg

[siwym-archive]

Rei "our daughter likes me better" Suwa

#this dude istg #buddy daddies #buddy daddies spoilers #suwa rei #kurusu kazuki #unasaka miri

[strawberriipi]

Jax the typa guy to roll up his imaginary sleeves and says "Why I oughta..!" before punching someone (Zooble).

#jax #tadc jax #tadc zooble #the amazing digital circus #headcanon #this dude istg #Their relationship is probably so filled with hate but such good friendship

[stingyslegslookweird]

either hikawa is the most oblivious man on earth or the entirety of agito is actually a tabletop rpg and he’s just consistently rolling nat 1s on his perception checks. how do you pull up next to shouichi as he’s wearing the belt and literally in the middle of shouting “henshin”, the same thing kino and ashihara both do to transform into their agito-like forms, and just go “hey man be careful you’re goin’ a bit fast”.

#kamen rider #kr agito #agito #agito spoilers #kamen rider g3 #tsugami shouichi #hikawa makoto #this dude istg

[heartstopperlarrie]

Trying to teach Noah to lie in bed with us, I AM CRYING LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS LITTLE IDIOT

Here’s what happened so far:

- fell off the bed trying to chase his own tail

- barked the cat off the bed

- stalked the cat (who just stared at him most displeased)

- sniffed my armpit SO INTENSELY I COULD HEAR HIS BRAIN TRYING TO MAKE SENSE OF THE SMELL

- tried to eat my armpit hair

- bit my lip trying to give me kisses

- full on CHARGED at my partner who was eating an apple

- watched tv so intensely I swear he was trying to teleport himself into the movie (only for 5 seconds though cause puppy attention span and stuff)

- fell off the bed trying to play with a blanket

#noah pupdates #this dude istg

[dubiousdisco]

in love with the parallel here

#capitu miniseries #capitu 2008 #dom casmurro #cause what he tells us is that young capitu was innocent so her face isn't covered #and he claims adult capitu was deceitful and the only thing not covered here (by cloth #riches or shadows) #is her eyes #which is the motif/chekov's gun of her deceit/innocence #her eyes are also the most proeminent aspect in the first scene ofc because he just heard josé dias saying she had overtow covert eyes #and now he's always noticing her eyes and he's in love #but also because he is setting us up that her supposed deceit (the covert eyes) where always there and he just noticed #also on a 'makes me sad' aspect #his beloved turns to look at him and this means so much to him x his WIFE turns to look at him and this is everything he worked for #:'( still in love with her #still demonizing her #this dude istg #books! #i hate it here bruh

[mumblesplash]

🌴⌛️🐚🌊

#the willpower it took not to write ‘they will shrimply krill you’ #god they really do have hunger games careers vibes don’t they #limited life #mean gills #my art #inthelittlewood #smajor1995 #scott smajor #what is the tag for him istg #you give ONE dude some sharp lookin teeth and suddenly your boyfriend’s like ‘both of them clearly eat people’ sure man #also ​listen. i told you guys i wasn’t going to make them actually kiss you can’t be mad #anyway everyone pls appreciate the hourglass fishing lure thanks

[iamhereonlytobeanunstableshipper]

The way they have me LOSING MY MIND. Yes, I know he was not only talking about Mobius. But I also know that Mobius is the only person from that group that Loki has called a friend. And we know how Loki is with admitting feelings, he's not the best at that.

Loki cannonigally wants Mobius. I'm fine, tho. I'm great.

#WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS CHAPTER DUDE IM JUMPING UP THE WALLS #like did we just see LOKI CASUALLY CONFESS OR LIKE #im terrified for chpt 6 like ik they're not gonna be canon im not that naive but istg if they end up badly im never gonna be the same person #marvel i will be SUING. #lokius #loki #loki laufeyson #loki odinson #mobius #mobius m mobius #loki s2 #loki season 2 #loki series #tva loki #loki s2 spoilers #loki spoilers #loki show #let loki kiss that old man #time husbands

[nightwonder7]

Since Fool's Gold is made of magnetic rocks, how much you want to bet a bunch of tools get stuck to him, again?

Bet it probably happens all the time. To everyone's dismay.

#ask #quoththeowl31 #identity v #idv #identity v fanart #idv fanart #identity v fool's gold #idv fool's gold #norton campbell #identity v guard 26 #idv guard 26 #bonbon #identity v bonbon #idv bonbon #comic #sketch #night's art #dude's gotta limit his iron intake istg

[samijey]

Monday Night RAW (08/01/2024)

#cm punk #drew mcintyre #wwe #wweedit #wwe raw #monday night raw #stuff i made #drews t*ts are too big for tv dude i cant look away #phil please stay safe those are weapons of mass destruction #theyll poke someone's eye out one day istg

[kristiliqua]

doodles from the stream today :)

#phil messing with the poor construction workers was way too funny istg LMFAO #was yelling 'LEAVE HER ALONEEE' when he was messing with tallulah #/lhj btw lmao #my dude was silly as fuck this stream #qsmp fanart #mcyt fanart #philza fanart #philza #qsmp philza #qsmp #ph1lza #mcyt philza #philza mcyt #philza minecraft #qsmp admins #qsmp worker #qsmp federation #notice his clipped wings teehee heehoo ^_^

[heatherchasesyou]

Here's a lullaby to close your eyes, goodbye It was always you that I despised I don't feel enough for you to cry, oh well Here's a lullaby to close your eyes, goodbye

Goretober Day 4 - Cannibalism

lyrics from here

ALSO FUN FACT but this is basically a remake of that piece from 2021 (which also was a goretober one, w the same prompt so YAH i got the chance for a remake and i'm RLLY proud of it)

#I'M SO SORRY HENRY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #I'M SO FUCCEN PROUD OF THIS ONE ISTG #i think i evolved pretty well with the skin tearing thing #torn n chewed skin is so fun to draw holy hsjdhdfjhjshjfsjhdf #bruh i need 2 make sum cute henry art later as a sorry #poor dude always end up on walter's stomach when i draw LMAO #it's been so long since i've drawn these two #gonna draw em more later in a non gorey way xd #silent hill #silent hill 4 #silent hill 4 the room #sh4 #walter sullivan #henry townshend #silent hill fanart #fanart #video games #silent hill series #gore drawing #gore #bloody #cannibalism #cannibalposting #digital art #artwork #art #psychological horror #body horror #horror games #horror

[just-jordie-things]

sorry if your not allowed to like combine them but 26+54 on the kids prompt w toge inumaki??? if we can’t combine them just 26🙃🙃

26: Jealous Kiss 54: Against a Locker Kiss ___

you knew how toge felt about kamo noritoshi. that's probably what troubled him the most now, seeing the pair of you talking liek you were old friends.

because in fact, just last night before the kyoto students had arrived, you and toge both dreaded having to deal with that elitist prick. you even gossiped and giggled about how he'd likely never find a wife- which had turned into a series of kisses and whispers about how much you loved one another.

(well, it was more of you whispering sweet nothings while he praised you with an excited, "salmon, salmon!")

if anyone were looking, they'd see the bitter scowl on toge's face. his brows were furrowed, eyes locked on the odd looking pair that was you and noritoshi, and his entire body was rigid, like he'd been holding his breath since he'd caught sight of you. (he kind of had been)

i mean, what you could you even be talking about? what was so interesting that you would throw your head back and laugh? and why was he staring at you so intently? yes, you were the most beautiful thing that toge had ever seen, but no he did not want the likes of kamo noritoshi to be basking in your glow!

it's maki who notices toge's distance and bitter demeanor first. he'd been involved in a conversation of strategy with her, panda, and the first years, but from her peripheral vision she'd seen that he had completely turned away. she follows his gaze to see what could be bothering him so much, and she has to admit, seeing you talking with noritoshi in the hallway kind of sets her off, too.

"yikes," maki sucks in a sharp breath as she mutters. "that's weird"

"ikura" toge curses from beside her.

she scoffs, shaking her head at him before looking back out at you. she'd never thought there'd be a chance you gave noritoshi the time of day, much less your one on one, undivided attention. yet there you were, looking rather engaged in conversation, right in plain sight of your boyfriend.

your boyfriend, who maki now realizes, is practically vibrating with jealousy. if he didn't have his collar up, she thinks he could be foaming at the mouth. she winces, taking a modest step back.

megumi is cut off mid sentence when the cursed speech user finally spins around on his heel and stomps his way out of the classroom, the door sliding shut behind him with a rattle. the room remains silent at the out-of-character display of rage, until maki gestures her head to the window.

everyone's scrambling suddenly to watch with wide eyes and gasps when they see where you'd been all this time. no one says anything when toge comes around the corner and into your view. your conversation with noritoshi seems to end as soon as he's made himself present.

"ten bucks he beats him up" nobara mutters.

"you're on" panda reaches his paw out to shake on the bet.

sure enough, once toge is close enough, he's shoving noritoshi by the shoulder, not hard enough that it looks like he's going to take a proper swing, but the blood manipulation user stumbles on his footing and knocks into the wall of lockers behind him.

panda and nobara begin to argue on whether or not that constitutes being beat up, and megumi makes an effort to return the group's focus to their strategy.

they miss the way toge's hand snatches your wrist and he's dragging you down the hall, turning a corner to be out of sight from your peers- whom he'd known had been watching the whole altercation.

"what was that about?" you ask him, bewildered, as your feet awkwardly shuffle to keep up with his pace.

with his free hand, toge unzips his collar so you can see just how displeased he is. your eyes go wide in shock before your brows are pinching together in worry.

"toge, what's wrong?" you pull your hand out of his hold as though to reach out to him, but he's grabbing it again, and this time pining it to the locker behind you so you can't pull away again.

it's then that you realize he's got you caged in, and he almost looks... pissed. but you can't think of what you could've done to upset him this much. you hadn't even been with him, you'd been talking with-

...oh.

you can't help the amused smile that curls on your lips as your eyes flicker between his. they're dark and stormy, glaring down at you with as much contempt as he can manage- it is hard, seeing as it's you after all.

"don't tell me you're jealous" you tilt your head at him.

toge's lips fall to a frown. he wants to argue with you, tell you he's not jealous, he just didn't want you consorting with the likes of noritoshi, but even if he could speak the words they wouldn't have been convincing in the slightest.

so instead he pushes forward, his chest hitting yours and your back hitting the metal behind you, and just as quickly his lips slam against yours in a rough, open-mouthed kiss.

you could laugh and tease him, tell him that jealousy looks good on him even when it was unwarranted, but his kiss holds so much fervor that you find yourself melting like putty in his hands. your free hand reaches out towards his collar in a pitiful attempt to yank him closer to you- as if that wre possible- but his reflexes are faster, and he had that wrist pinned beside your head as well. toge made it very clear that he was in charge and he would decide when you deserved to be free of this punishment.

(to be honest, you were happy to accept said punishment)

when he did pull away, his lips dragged over yours with a shaky exhale, like he had finally let go of his anger. you tilted your head at him as your eyes met, and he let your hands go.

you rested them against his chest, smoothing out the wrinkles in his uniform, before meeting his gaze again.

"for the record," you hummed, "noritoshi was trying to talk shit. so i was happily telling him that even without yuuta we were going to kcik kyoto's asses so hard they'd cry all the way back to their school,"

toge huffs, looking down at you with an almost embarrassed look on his face. but you giggled as your lips curled into a grin.

you leaned on the tips of your toes so you could whisper in his ear, "but if you want to kiss me like that again when he's around to prove a point, i won't complain" effectively making the tips of his ears go red. ___

xoxo ~ jordie

#istg this funny little onigiri dude makes my insides go brrr #inumaki toge x reader #inumaki toge imagine #toge brainrot #toge inumaki x reader #toge x reader #toge #inumaki x reader #inumaki #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk fluff #jujutsu kaisen fluff #jjk imagine #jujutsu kaisen imagine

[stuffforme2]

Me staring at a mfer who said 'I'm so mad they jsut said Annabeth is 6 steps ahead instead of shoewng it'

THEN

Get mad when she figured out Medusa and got the idea to follow Luke and percy🧍‍♂️ BITCH. PICK AN OPINION.

Either let girlie be smart, and not jsut a girl whose said to be smart, or let girlie be said to be smart hut not shown to be smart. CHOOSE.

#pjo #pjo hoo toa #pjo hoo #pjo series #pjo headcanon #pjo fandom #pjoverse #pjo tv show #percy jackson #pjo spoilers #percy jackson and the heroes of olympus #annabeth percy jackson #percy and annabeth #percabeth #percy jackon and the olympians #percy series #percy pjo #leah is our annabeth #istg #choose a struggle #racist+sexist?! dude woke up and chose to be a hater

[ionlytalktodogs]

I wake up I see my closest friends post that “Jews have an insane persecution/victim complex and think everything is about them” I get reminded of being a child and how people would throw rocks at me and call me Jewish slurs I go to sleep I wake u

#tw antisemitism #Istg I am taking a break from social media but oh my god. oh my GOD #I thought tumblr was bad… DUDE #my ramblings #jewish #jumblr #jewblr

[leon-on-the-froggy-chair]

AAAAAA big deterence from my usual postings

Flexing the multifandom brain cells and dropping these studies I did of stinky mask man:

Seemed seasonally appropriate

#michael myers #halloween #im actually very anxious about posting these #but #super proud of these #there were a LOT of unpresentable studies and whatnot i did before these #might share those too with my nOtes #been tryna get this dude's likeness all month #the ibis paint noise layers doing wONDERS for me istg #slashers #horror #im genuinely so obsessed with this dude LMAO #leon on the froggy chair art

[dedisgone]

HOLD UP

someones probably pointed this out already but im watching mumbos sl pov right (also! im watching grian's and trying to watch martyn's as well if anyone wants to talk about jt!)

as hes heading to go bother etho for wool, hes. this text pops up for a split second

GUYS IS MUMBO AN ETHOGIRLIE

#secret life #sl spoilers #mumbo jumbo #ethoslab #guys... #i dont know what to say is he really an ethogirlie #bro gets flustered to tlak to him and is intimidated by that alone #dude istg EVRRYONE loves etho on the traffic smp #talks from the grave