#this fish really funny

[amygdalae]

Do you like him....

[midoristeashop]

Heyy 🤓☝️so um httyd in the god of war universe (they’re aesir!)

And have design stuff

I rewatched god of war gameplays and felt very self indulgent so here they are <3

#httyd #gow ragnarok #ragnarok au #TEE HEE I REALLY LIKE GOW DESIGNS OK #sometimes I see the gang and wish there was a little more 🥺 #just a little #specially fish #JAMIE AND JACK NEXT DUH #Jamie would be so funny as Atreus #cuz like #loki n things #jack is a giant #bet you like 100000 dollars tumble will ruin the lineup quality #anyway bye

[dizzybizz]

"this is regrettably the best kiss of your life, you understand?"

#that “you understand?” kills me everytime... #i love how high condis voice got during this bit its so fkn funny DHASHGFSFGHASFhg #hi yes have the inevitable ep21 crit kiss piece except i watched ep53 today and am so 😀 im so 😀 damn i m so 😀 #i love eps where they just go through so many different gimmick rooms its so fun its so fun when its not so painful 😀 #happy valentines too ig #just roll with it #jrwi riptide #gillion tidestrider #jrwi chip #jay ferin #jrwi fish and chips #my art #i had a bit of a meltdown over gill through uhm... 1-3am today and i just hm #sorry to everyone in the mayors QAC uhm im not really sorry but like sorry if you could hear every msg ping uhm yeah #it was like hours of me sobbing to myself in the interests channel and it was really good for my mental health ngl like its really therapeu #-tic to just scream abt a blorbo all night #and i ended up dreaming abt infodumping to one of my brothers friends of all ppl n i got so intense abt how much i love marshall john n my #brother came into the room and dragged his friend out 😭😭😭 i just wanted to ramble abt the himbo pls..... #my walls of tags are so consistent... only consistent thing abt this fkn blog smh.

[north-winds1]

Context:

#rain world #rainworld art #slugcat #digital art #rainworld #rainworld artificer #rw artificer #rain world artificer #Wind art #I just thought this was really funny for some reason #They are going fishing!

[077891st]

trying to remember how to draw again 🐠

#my art #geminitay #sketch #mcyt #hermitcraft #mcytblr #art #hermitblr #mcyt fanart #geminitay fanart #hermitcraft s10 #hc s10 #hermitcraft fanart #i've never drawn a fish in my life can you tell #my mom switched us to an ISP that works really well in the rurals but we dont live in the rurals so the speed is hilariously poor. #I'm reliving 2011 against my will. it took 3 hours to download all 20 of the stardew mods i use. i watch youtube videos in 140p. #it takes 5 minutes to send an email. like. from pressing send to the mail being sent. #autosaving this post failed!!! i didnt know that was something that could happen #customer support has been unhelpful. this whole thing feels like an elaborate april fools joke. im not upset btw it IS funny

[moeblob]

Harvey telling the farmer it's their time for the annual check up before knowing them for a year is always funny to me. But the fact I keep drawing Asmodeus♡ with a big mouth and fangs made me read the dialogue more like "that's scary, please stop" rather than "okay onto the next part".

Anyway, I have never drawn Harvey before so please enjoy my attempt. (gives him a lil gray. as a treat. to me. the gray is for me.)

#stardew valley #farmer asmodeus♡ #sdv harvey #i need to actually use the wiki for heart events and go on a spree lmao #im actually p high up on hearts for ... a lot of people ? but have seen so few heart events for em #cause im too busy doing fishing requests or the bonkers hey i need 100 amaranth on the fall request board thing #where its bigger tasks #cause hoo boy that took way too much of my time and i didnt really get to socialize much with the town except for randomly in passing #and so the relationships kinda halted progress mid to late fall #BUT ITS FINE GUYS #I finished fall ! and on fall 28 im proud to announce #asmo is no a good level 10 fisher #and i would like to say that its really funny that my last request was for a salmon on fall 28 #and im like dude requesting this you better be glad i have confidence in getting this in one day #since it was willy i was just sitting outta the shop fishing and then realized wait a second #i have about 7000g and an iridium rod is 7500g #so i caught the salmon and a few more to boost me up to 7500g and as soon as i go in to buy the rod #i look at my level and oh nice its now level 10 #happy level 10 have a new rod as a treat i guess asmo.... you have 131g now have fun

[mumblesplash]

there’s always time for branding™️

#shhh he’s girlbossing #my art #smajor1995 #martyn/inthelittlewood #limited life #limited life spoilers #isn’t martyn a Listener or smth i really don’t know watcher lore yet #but i’m just saying i think it would be funny if he can hear whenever scott does this #i’m going to be thinking about the Scott Hunt for the foreseeable future i think #also yes martyn wears crocs in-universe this season #i have a whole thing about the mean gills both being mer hybrids but martyn is more human and scott is more fish #so martyn needs slightly more gear to navigate underwater (respirator webbed gloves etc) #and scott is much more in danger of dehydration/injury from being out of the water too long #but both of them can see and hear just as well in and out of water and have claws and Teeth

[fulgurbugs]

after making my roommate rewatch jjba with me now in retaliation she’s making me watch one piece with her (SHES DOWN TO REWATCH THE WHOLE THING, CERTIFIED INSANE WOMAN) and let me tell you. i legit cannot watch long series without watching with someone else because it’s just way more fun to watch with someone. i need to constantly commentate on the stupid bullshit happening i guess

#we’re out of east blue and i think we stopped yesterday just before little garden #anyways there have been some rules that have established themselves as we go #number 1. if someone’s bare feet are on screen you have to point it out #number 2. if a character is really low quality in the back you also have to mention it #number 3. every arc there will be an insanely stupid looking character who you must insist is the hottest character so far #number 4. make fun of sanji at every opportunity #like it’s so bad but it’s so fun to watch with her #and the english dub is legit pretty funny so #rn the main offenders of rule 3 are fucking. #buggy and that one of arlongs minions with the really long lips #fish guy with long lips who lost to fuckin usopp he is best character in my heart ❤️

[thatseadog]

I've had this image playing in a cycle for the past three days I needed to get it out

#i dont really actively ship fnc but they're cute and this image is funny to me #so this could be taken as romantic or platonic both are fun :) #originally the thought was Chip looking at Gill completely serious thinking “wonder if he'd kiss me again” #then smash cut to Gillion's eyes slowly getting further and further apart #because his brain simply cannot comprehend somethings like maybe bananas #and even further in the blury background we zoom in on jay silently judging chip #i inflict this upon you #jrwi #jrwi riptide #just roll with it #jrwi fanart #jrwi podcast #jrwi show #gillion tidestrider #jrwi gillion #chip jrwi #jrwi jay #jrwi fnc #fnc #fish and chips #jrwi fish and chips #jrwi meme #jrwilb

[ryllen]

"I decided it's my break day today, Oh coincidentally, I'm gonna sit here, and watch you work." also it's too cute how Nemo just came run at me whenever i sat on a bench

#my time at sandrock #mtas #mtas unsuur #mtas builder #mtas nemo #fanart #FHSDHdhsds tbh HIS PINNING WAS EXCITING #but after that HE REALLY DOESN'T HAVE ANY OTHER STORIES at ALL to tell during DATE HELP fhasdhdhsd #he is JUST like Sebek I'M CRYINg @sebek stop talking about ur malleus sama guard duty @unsuur stop talking only about the civil corps fshds #i'm dying my heart is faltering from the monotony; but just like the rule of thumb on every fandom; it depends to us to enrich the characte #so now i'm trying to enhance my delusional level & it's working right now when i sat there & watched him work #Maybe I was HASTY because HE WAS the first fish that BIT; andeverygamehasthatcharacterthatissoveryeasytogetbutwithlessdepthinthem #BUT thinking back #HE is REALLY A NICE GUY #WITH A NICE HEART that's just IN THE RIGHT PLACE; and HE IS FUNNY TO BOOT fshdshdj #i actually cried when he talked about what his proudest stack of stones meant to him #because the value in it hits too close to home #and when he said pls tell me if i no longer have a good personality bcs i would like to be the first one to know #AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE FACE ON THE LEMON SOUP FSHDHSSFHSDH #I FELL RIGHT THEN RIGHT THERE #I FELL FOR HIM FOR ALL THE RIGHT REASONS #HE IS TOO CUTE AND SINCERE AND QUIRKY #DID YOU GUYS SEE WHEN HE JUST STRAIGHT WENT TO BED AFTER PAINTING FHSDHSDHSD I CAN'T; I LOST IT RIGHT THERE #everytime he said SET THE MOOD I'M DONE FHSDHSDH i am not sure if i should be glad or not that the music he plays when painting never retur #even when he said he's gonna SET THE MOOD again FHADHS it's way TOO FUNNY I JUST CAN'T

[spywhitney]

How I sleep knowing I'll never trust anyone that hates Sydney but worships Richie:

#the bear #the bear fx #sydney adamu #carmen berzatto #richie jerimovich #jk kind of #well on days I don't see or think about Sydney haters #under every damn comment section in this fandom is someone saying Sydney didn't take accountability #like I know we all have our biases but yall are really shameless about it #Sydney scored A LOT of Ws for The Beef AND The Bear #but one time she makes a mistake and justifiably walks away from a toxic work environment she's the devil #Richie worked at The Beef for years and Sydney did more for it in what less than four months than he did #on top of being a prick to Sydney in particular because she was changing things he wanted to keep the same #to the detriment of the restaurant but also everyone #and overall being unpleasant to Carmy #Nat and anyone that didn't find him funny or interesting or like his bs #pre-Forks Richie reminds me of those types of people that only listen to people that like them #and I love that because it's realistic to some ppl #I do like Richie #it just leaves a bitter taste in my mouth knowing there are people that hate Sydney #ignore her accomplishments only to raise up Richie #in the same breath when the actual show is showing you what's up #like you'd think there were different versions of the show with how these two are perceived #I get this weird need to defend Sydney when people shit on her because I wonder how often said people treat the Sydneys of the world #but that aside #In Fishes Richie mentions something about wasting potential at the beef #In Ceres it's implied he called the popo on the dealers after Sydney deescalated a situation Richie previously dealt with #in an unorthodox manner #he recognised he needed to change but still was an arsehole to the one person who was facilitating that change effectively Sydney #this show is great but people denying what they're seeing on their own screens is crazy

[imerian]

Made this keychain while i was sad for Logan after the race. I'm so happy with the result and also i think doodles and references come out good ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ

I put more pics under cut if you want to see!!!

There some photos without any drawings plus just doodles bc it's easy to miss something with how much I going on there 😭

Also i finally have plase to rumble about every little detail (tags)

#ls2 #logan sargeant #“matching with osc” bc i used same bead on oscar charm i wear #also used my favourite picture of hin fishing #and his eyes #why can't i understand what colour exactly are they #so i used two beads to represent them #also i love how white and blue line merge a bit when they cross #ones near “Williams” #also metal eyes represent pressure on him this season #i thought it was cool #also i added as much stars ar i could #firstly because Logan is MY star #but also because AMERRRRICA 🦅🦅🦅 #also i think I'm sooooo funny for that eagle charm #and i still find so endearing the fact that Logan loves fishing #i needed to find references to draw that fish #also literally everything I drawn with my finger #I'm so proud of the result #f1 #williams racing #also moonstone is there for the whole “logan is the moon and oscar is sun” thing #i love pain and loscar as you can see #also i love golden bead for his hair bc it have really pretty colour and the vibe is very right for him #i think that's all #thanks for reading #I'm so in love with creating

[cyjammy]

Water and Electricity Don’t Mix Please Explain

Why is Vox associated with fish?

Did he fall into a body of water and get electrocuted to death? Because now all I think about when I see him is someone getting electrocuted by a toaster in a bathtub.

I want to take him seriously, but this is just making me laugh 😭

He’s above a fish tank every day surrounded by fish and has monitors, TVs and wires just dangling above water. The more I look at it the more I’m laughing.

I get that he can’t die anymore since he’s already dead. So, he takes advantage of being able to put monitors above a fish tank like a nerd and sits there like “ah yes this is so fucking awesome.”

But it’s just something I didn’t notice until now and it’s hilarious. Am I the only one who thought about this?

Obviously electricity may not work the same way in hell as it does on Earth considering the sinners have access to magic. It might be completely waterproof, but it’s just funny to me regardless.

Edit: Like I understand the shark obsession, but I just find it ironic that someone who has electrokenisis is surrounded by so much water. From a human perspective, okay cool he likes sharks. From a logical perspective, if you sneak in his base and push him into the water, it’s fucking over for his ass, he blows tf up. He’s a literal TV.

And I think that’s funny.

#hazbin hotel #vox #fish #water in hell #just noticed #this is really funny to me idk why #rhetorical question #I don’t actually want to know I’m kidding

[palilious]

Take Your Daughter to Work Day @escapedaudios

#whats up escaped fandom im back #new episode today! #neon barbarian is such a fun series and its kind of funny to see it take such a domestic turn #hey im here for it tho #also Ivan's birds Purple and Fish were a suggestion from me lol #i decided that his kid named them but kids are really bad at naming #i love ivan dearly #oc #art #originalcharacter #originalartwork #sketch #character design #doodle #escaped audios #escaped neon barbarian #pali draws escaped audios

[bonefall]

are amphibians like newts and frogs considered aquatic? i know crustaceans & mollusks would be

Yes they are! Generally, the more time it spends on land, the closer it will be to 5 calories than 4. The estimate was actually based on frogs and tadpoles, I had to make an educated guess.

My best source was a feeding chart from a reptile food website which sells whole small prey for consumption by snakes. It perfectly lists out the values of dozens of small animals, but no fish. So I took a note of the 4 calorie estimate, observed that an adult frog increases in calories compared to tadpoles (bucking the trend with the others on the list where younger animals are worth more caloric value) and went on to do more research

I couldn't find a source that broke down WHOLE prey caloric value like the chart, so I ended up comparing caloric value between rabbit fillets, chicken fillets, and fish fillets on human-centric nutrition websites. My hypothesis was mostly consistent, even with more species added. Fish (perch, flounder, pike) < Wild Mammal (rabbit, squirrel) < Poultry (chicken, turkey, quail). There was overlap between "classes", certain fish getting over the 100 hump, but generally there was a trend I boiled down into 4/5/6

This is consistent with how a lot of fish meat is actually water. In fact, cats quench a lot of their thirst from the food they eat. I also learned some very interesting stuff about the fat distribution in fish which is going to blow a bit of a hole in some of my Clan culture stuff lmaoooo, but I'll furiously swim across that obliterated bridge when I get there

But funfact! Fish oil is rendered fish fats and it is the form that unsaturated fat takes, whereas lard is what saturated fats become. I need to do more research into this topic to understand what kind of difference it would make in a wild cat's diet.

There was one big bucked trend though: salmonid meat was WAAAAY higher in fat and calories. Like, absurdly high. Like 150 cal trout fillet vs 110 cal of rabbit fillet vs 88 cal of perch fillet.

I do not know why that is. My guess is that maybe it's because they were taking the number from farmed salmonids? Maybe it's because they're particularly fatty fish? Perhaps this is just the raw power of salmon slammin'.

Anyway, at one point I was trying to estimate exact caloric value per popular prey species, but decided I didn't have the "backing" to get so exact with the numbers since I was doing estimates with the fish. I'll do the work if it comes down to it, but for now, 4/5/6 is a quick, easy guideline you can use for just about any WC project.

#I was planning for Bb!RiverClan to be the guys who didn't cook much #Being quite snooty about it and insisting it's good for you #But it turns out they're actually at the highest risk of getting worms for that #Maybe I'll keep it for the irony because that sounds VERY funny #Cleric in the corner SOBBING because Waterpool just caught tapeworms for the 4th time #Willowpelt over in TC like ''I ALWAYS KNEW THEIR GLOSSY COATS WERE TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!!'' #No wonder her daughter Sorrel has a thing about worms lmaoo #I need to do more research but what I've come across here is that. Like. Actually? #A fish-only diet might cause a lot of really specific and pretty serious problems in RC #Another is that fish have so many micronutrients that some of the sites I visited were warning about some of those 'overdose' side effects. #The carp example was just the most interesting #I guess I had been assuming a lot based on the conception of fish as being 'the healthy meat' #Clan culture #Nutrition guide #Bone babble

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

Sea monster au Eclipse; Aka ur pirate husband

#fnaf au #fnaf eclipse #fnaf sea monster au #sea monster and pirate #sea monster au #fnaf sb #doodles #sketches #pirate eclipse #sea monster reader #bones of a rabbit au #pirate husband #mans really said ‘my only love is the sea’ and straight up married a sea monster. iconic #also idk if I’m allowed to say it but. he’s prob fuckt the sea monster #what I’m saying is. he’s slept with th #he’s slept with the fish #he slept with th fishes #do u get it #god I wish I was funny