#this fucking fandom i fucking swear

[edandstede]

rip to anyone thinking the show has nothing left to give like did you not listen to djenks when he said he has a 3 series arc in mind, did you not see ed gazing at stede during lucius and pete’s wedding because that man wants to put a ring on it so bad, were you not there when zheng very loudly said she wants to find ricky and kill him for what he did, do you think they can just slaughter a dozen british and escape by the skin of their teeth and that be the end of it? there is still a giant fucking looming threat to the pirates and it will absolutely extend to ed and stede’s ramshackle inn whether they think they’ve truly retired or not (not to mention the new conflicts they’ll face trying to get this new venture up and running, that will be a sitcom in of itself). anyway revenge is still on the water and i don’t just mean the ship and i cannot wait to see how it all goes down. praying we actually get to.

#ofmd spoilers #like come the fuck on #we still have so much juicy story left #i swear some of you watch a show entirely through your own skewed fandom lenses #and then don’t leave any room for the show to be its own thing outside of that #are we even watching the same thing at this point #or do you just see what you wanna see #ANYWAY #ofmd #ofmd meta #quill to paper

[susartwork]

What a touching speech...

Happy Let Papyrus Say Fuck day! The event is hosted by @insanelyadd | @letpapyrussayfuckofficial (And this design I drew for Paps is a mix of all their Ambassador Papyrus designs!)

#cw: swearing #swearing #letpapyrussayfuck #letpapyrussayfuck 2023 #let papyrus say fuck #undertale #undertale fandom #papyrus #classic!papyrus #ambassador papyrus #toriel #classic!toriel #frisk #classic!frisk #I wanted to make one of those PTA Sans but it's Papyrus #I NEED PTA PAPYRUS #I sadly had no ideas for it but hey Ambassador Papyrus is cool too. #I beg someone plz give me PTA Papyrus. #Anyway I'm wearing my Cool Dude t-shirt today whohoooo #Btw I'm so happy with Frisk's design huhuh

[nyaskitten]

ACE Attorney??? What's next, LESBIAN Lawyer????? POLYAMOROUS Prosecutor????? MIA FEY?????

#raine's shitposting #DEAR GOD LET THIS JOKE BE ORIGINAL I AM BEGGING YOU ON MY HANDS AND KNEES RN #ace attorney #aa #mia fey is lesbian lawyer canon. source? my bone marrow #I don't interact w the fandom aside from the occasional post on the dash but DAMN I am sooo fucking funny guys I swear

[perlukafarinn]

from Star Trek: The New Voyages 2, published in 1978 (!!!)

#this fucking fandom i swear to god #spirk #kirk/spock #k/s #the premise #star trek tos #star trek #the new voyages

[piosplayhouse]

I love how in Japanese scum villain fandom bingpup-chan has become so ubiquitous that sometimes people just leave out the bing and just refer to him as pup-chan

#i swear theyre on another level of svsss fandom over there ive seen so many gift exchanges that are just bingpup themed #they fucking love him #AND FOR GOOD REASON!

[talesfrommedinastation]

If I see any more homophobic nonsense in the Star Wars fandom then I'm drawing Tech on a romantic date with Garrus Vakarian.

ON THIS, A BLESSED TECH TUESDAY AND A BAD BATCH EVE.

YOU. HAVE. BEEN. WARNED.

#if this backfires i swear to christ #y'all #Y'ALL #BEHAVE #garrus #garrus vakarian #cloneforce99 #clone force 99 #tbb tech #tech clone force 99 #the bad batch #mass effect #fandom being dumb #“Don't make my favorite character gay!” #LOL FUCK YOU #We getting GAY up in here #They're all our toys #Making a canon character gay isn't a personal attack but hey I DON'T SPEAK HOMOPHOBE SO MAYBE YOU CAN CLARIFY THAT SHIT

[bottlehawk]

the best thing about going through old posts from 2012 is remembering how people on tumblr and the internet in general back then spoke EVERY other WORD in CAPS LOCK while reacting to things they vaguely liked as if oh my god. OH MY GOD. IT WAS THE GREATEST THING EVER!!!!! while PUNCTUATING THEIR SENTENCES with EXCLAMATIONS!!! but never splitting apart sentences word by word with them as we do more often now and instead

using

the

enter

key

vigorously

for emphasis so that you end up reading everything very dramatically with lots of PAUSES and changes in caaaaaaadence~ and an. ti. ci. PATION!!!

with quirky visual references to accompany this fanciful theater kid julliard applicant text. 2012 was the year of the theater kids and everyone including the theater kids knew it. and nowadays online we're all just lowercase derailing train of thought no punctuation no excitement just mumbling quietly to ourselves snarky hipsters and even when we get exCITED@!!! like this it's intentionally bungled so it's less of you being genuinely enthusiastic and more of you putting on a voice so that you can have the copout of being satirical about being enthusiastic. and this is due to the post-2015 mass surgence of dave strider influenced transmascs being released to mingle with the rest of society coinciding with the great cringe culture epidemic of the mid-2010s. in this essay i will

#homestuck #bottlehawk text #seriously the mid early 2000s was peak theater kid culture. nowadays a hated breed persecuted by many. but they were king back in the day. #people will still get excited “like this!!” but as you can see it is way more chill without caps lock and also pretty girly #or “LIKE FUCKING THIS!!! FUCK YEAHHHHHH” so that the colorful swearing makes you sound socially acceptable and like you're at a sports game #but just read a couple of 2013 posts talking about how X fandom is actually rlly cool despite what the bullies say FUK DEM I WILL HUG U >_<! #and you will see the difference

[the-fae-tricked-me]

My perfect man? Garrus Vakarian from Mass Effect. Will I elaborate? No. If you know, you know, and if you know, you will understand completely. I rest my case

#mass effect #mass effect trilogy #garrus vakarian #fandom #best boy #me1 #me2 #me3 #mass effect legendary edition #mass effect garrus #garrus romance #garrus x femshep #shepard x garrus #garrus x ME #i even made a playlist dedicated to him (and his relationship with femshep) #its over six hours long #i swear im not into aliens #he's just so perfect #fuck

[irulanpaul]

can't believe a show based on a videogame (usually games adaptations are notoriously bad, which isn't the case here tho) gave me the beauty and the beast/twisted mirrors/enemies to traveling companions/ruthless antihero+optmistic but still badass heroine who takes none of his shit/age gap but make it sexy dynamic of my dreams. as much as i love maximus and i think he deserves the best writing ever because 1. he's a clever deconstruction of the aspiring Knight bro who's actually a bit of a loser and, as much as lucy, sees the world in black&white at first and then doesn't get what he thought he wanted but what he needs (or at least i hope he'll eventually get it), and 2. he's a cutie and i want an epic love story for him too, it's very funny how they tried to give us a puppy kind of romance and the tumblr girlies still fixated on the "toxic ~she bites his finger off and he cuts hers off and sews it on his hand in what we'll pretend it's a symbolic marriage rings exchange or whatever~ asshole who used to be a nice guy/good girl™ with a lot of spunk and hidden anger but unshakeable morals" kind of relationship.

#mind you idt the writers will ever have the guts to go for this pair or anything and i'm perfectly okay with the maximus/lucy romance #but still. they tried to give us the wholesome love story between two cuties with a killer side #and the fandom went ~mmmh we kinda want for that girl and the noseless radioactive ghoul to fuck nasty actually #shhdhdhf i'm sorry but this was so predictable to me. conosco i miei polli #also. i don't fully understand those who see it as a father/daughter thing? just because it worked on tlos #doesn't mean we need the same kind of dynamic here #1. despite him being an actual father (or at least. he was 200+ years ago) i've never seen a less paternal character than the ghoul lmao #2. lucy is an adult woman. young but in her mid twenties i guess? cooper had (and maybe still has) a daughter but the kid was like. 6 or 7? #lucy doesn't need a daddy she's a grown up. stop infantilizing women all the freaking time #let them be fully equals!! let them be bickering road trip companions/a killer squad/tentative allies who eventually form a real bond #i SWEAR if the writers go full parent/child bs with them in s2 because they're more popular #(at least on ao3. i don't expect the same level of insanity from the general audience) #than the canon ship i'll riot. idt they will but still #..... maybe they should go for a hot max/lucy/coop polycule instead. that would be interesting lmao #vaultghoul #fallout #val rambles in the tags #val speaks #txt

[thepunkmuppet]

opening the magnus podcast feed tomorrow afternoon beaten and bloody on my knees clutching nothing but a shittily-printed picture of gerard way in a skirt. losing you even just for a moment has changed me in ways I could never have imagined

#I swear the second magnus went on hiatus my brain snapped into hyperfocus gear and the mcr obsession fucking EXPLODED #it’s actually mad to think that it really hasn’t been long at all 😭 #both the hiatus and my time in the mcr fandom #fucking wild honestly both have felt like FOREVER in very different ways 😭💀 #the magnus protocol #tmagp #the magnus archives #tma #mcr #my chemical romance #my chem #my chemical fucking romance #gerard way #gee way

[altschmerzes]

"what do you MEAN character x looked at character y like this and they're not In Love" [the image is literally the man's face mostly obscured by an oxygen mask and someone else's hand and his eyes are mostly closed as he is passing out from blood loss and he just... looks like a guy who is passing out from blood loss]

i complain about this sort of fandom behaviour a lot but this one is just. fucking spectacular. great job guys.

#this is so fucking funny #girl help is it True Romantic Love Forever No Heterosexual Explanation For This!!!!! when you [checks notes] #pass out from blood loss? #gav gab #this particular fandom is the one that has tested me the most in the last decade i swear #sorry to ****** shippers i am marooning you all on an island until you learn how to behave #and not be fucking terrible to other people and also like. amatonormative as hell en masse #*** fandom when people ask it to care about the casual arophobia and amatonormativity that runs rampant in it-

[imtallerthanyou]

I need the percy series to have the scene when Luke and Thalia first meet annabeth and how they both agree to take care of her and then later have a scene where Thalia turns into a tree and the last thing she says to Luke is "Take care of her for me"

And when Thalia come back and finds out he tried to kill her tree, she's angry and hurt and she pretends throughout the quest that Luke is really what they keep telling her. That he's a traitor and isn't redeemable anymore. She volunteers to go on the quest and everyone assumes it's to bring annabeth back but no one knows she wants to bring him back too. She still gets mad when percy says Zoe was right about Luke. Because deep down she still hopes that they're wrong about him.

Until she sees him again with a sword at the throat of the very person they both swore to protect.

#thalia is such a well written character #istg if the show somehow fucks this up #ill fucking riot bro #percy pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #percy #percy series #pjo books #the titans curse #i swear the writers better pit their entire ass into thalia's story #pjo tv show #pjo fandom #pjo #pjo show #pjo disney+ #thalia grace #luke castellan #annabeth chase #pjo thalia

[darkcandy-starfait]

I KNOW IM LATE TO THIS BUT I WAS LOOKING AT THE UT YELLOW TAG AND I CANNOT BELIEVE YALL NAMED THE DALV X STARLO SHIP "CORN YAOI" ???? ? ??

LIKE THATS SO FUNNY DJDKDK

CORN YAOI ..... ...

#undertale yellow #rambles #shitpost #corn yaoi #dalv #starlo #i domt really have opinions on any ut yellow ships yet #but i swear to god. i was fucking crying of laughter when i saw the tag on MULTIPLE posts #what is wrong with this fandom this is what years of no new dr chapter does to mfs (affectionate <3)

[chaoticravenpuff]

The fucking chokehold that Sebastian Sallow has on me rn is insane

#Its fine #i'm fine i swear #... fuck #sebastian sallow #hogwarts legacy #hogwartslegacy #hogwarts #hufflepuff #slytherin #ravenclaw #welcome to my dark side #harry potter #harry potter fandom

[thesherrinfordfacility]

woahwoahwoah why am i only noticing this now

#good omens #crowley #not necessarily important but also HUGE??? i swear this fandom is largely confused over crowley's hell rank #so does a heaven rank directly correlate to a hell rank???? #would this theoretically put crowley as a lesser archangel like sandalphon??? #FUCK #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 spoilers #not a shitpost but its good omens babyyyy #edit: pls read the replies re argument that the whole thing was a ruse bc fuck it im doubling down that this was in fact only a half bluff #ive had so many asks on this its insane

[creek-ink]

Ur mom

That one smoking scene between Tim and Toby from chapter 7 of my fanfic “Through the Fog” out now on AO3 near you.

alright

my magnum opus

it's only downhill from here boys

(plz commission me guys i can't afford rent)

#rushing to walgreens to get this printed #who would have thought ticcimask fanart would be the pinochle of my artistic ability #i swear to fuck im going to stare at this till i hate it #anyways- #my art #creepypasta fandom #digital art #creepypasta #creepypasta fanart #marble hornets fanart #marble hornets #ticci toby fanart #ticci toby #ticcimask #ticcimask fanart #digital art commissions #digital painting #digital commisions #commisions open #art commisions