#this fucking sucks and im gonna tell him that

[princessbrunette]

bsf!jj my beloved <3 wanna get mad at him when im drunk at a party and catch him chatting with another girl, like full blown tantrum till he throws me over his shoulder to bring me somewhere more secluded and ask me why im acting like that because he doesn’t realize i wanna be more than friends !!

i love tantrums. this is a safe space for girls who throw tantrums. more tantrum content <3

꒰ა 🐾 ‘’ 🐈‍⬛ ໒꒱

but being a little too tipsy and seeing that and just having a full on rage attack, dragging him aside and yelling incoherently and crying and banging your fists on his chest until he catches them and clutches your face and tells you to breathe. so you do.

“in n’out, c’mon — with me, mama. not talkin’ to you ‘til you breathe.”

you suck in a long one, shuddering and whining because you’re just upset and you want him to take you seriously!

“aaalright, so. you’re tellin’ me i’m not allowed to talk to other girls? and —”

“no jj you’re not hearing me you—” you go to wail over him but he places a thumb over your lips, shushing you.

“shhh, shh, shh. can it — look i know you’re pro’lly fucked up right now which is why you’re saying all this but like… c’mon man why are you acting like this? you know how hard it makes things? for me? to just like — act like nothing happened and that we’re just friends? you do this shit everytime.” he rambles in exasperation and you let out a sad little cry which makes him sigh. “dont cry, please. i’m…” he sighs. “m’not tryna upset you. i’m just tryna figure out why.”

“‘cos i don’t want you with anyone else.” is all you can say, lip trembling, eyes glossed over, cheeks wet. he presses his lips together with a nod, sighing out his nose and bringing you into him with a hand on the back of your head.

“well that’s all you had to say, okay? now relaaaax.” he soothes, knowing he’s not gonna be able to get much out of you tonight. he’ll brave the conversation in the morning if he can bear the possible rejection.

꒰ა 🐾 ‘’ 🐈‍⬛ ໒꒱

#anon #bsf!jj #jj maybank prompt

[hyewka]

alo! love ur sub beomgyu universe

could u write sub cat beomgyu being too clingy nd bratty that he gets punished by his owner or simply just being in unbearable heat nd begs for his owner to breed her??? hybrid fics r crazy mad nd im crazy

warnings; sub!gyu, hybrid au, not proofread

imagine kitty!beom who keeps looking over at you with a permanent pout on his face because you scolded him and told him to keep his distance for scratching you earlier. his bottom lip would wobble as he attempts to get you to make eye contact, kitty claws buried in the pillow hes holding tight against him but youre just not budging.

“i didnt mean it.” he finally breaks.

“you didnt mean what?” you dismissively mumble keeping your eyes on your laptop as you finish up your report.

he whines, throwing the pillow away to all of a sudden break your command and cling onto your arm. “you know i didnt mean to hurt you, i really didnt! please dont be mad”

“beomgyu you crossed the line, i told you to keep a distance.” you warn.

“who cares about the line! just tell me youre not mad!”

and ofc hes holding onto you and shaking you to try to get you to look at him like hes owed your forgiveness

kitty beomgyu who cant really sit through a punishment without purring and pressing his body flush to yours whining for you to forgive him that he’ll do better but that only has you snap and promptly put your hand down his pants to shut up his bratty adamant complaining. it does just that. having him bucking and panting already, its like he does this to get this exact reaction out of you, to have your hand wrapped around his dick. pumping it but not letting him cum. his loudness tonight has you getting a migraine so you end up shoving a finger in his watering mouth which he eagerly wraps his lips around sucking earnestly and moaning wantonly—slut.

when you can’t focus on doing two things at once you slip your fingers out of his mouth, a string of saliva breaking. the moment you do, he’s loud again, whining and mewling, you resort to slapping his thighs punishingly. “use your shirt kitty”

and as you pump his pretty cock, trying to focus on your computer, beomgyus biting the ends of his shirt so hard, he drenches it with his saliva he ends up tearing it which again serves to put you out of your productivity. you look over at him, a scowl thrown his way that he doesnt shy away from, this brat. “you cant even control yourself for more than two minutes?” you ask incredulously.

he doesnt even pretend, he immediately shakes his head. “i cant” he breathes out, “i need your pussy, feel like im gonna die”

“aww, kitten feels like he’s gonna die so i just have to give you my pussy don’t i?”

the audacity to nod has you scoff. “raise your arms.” despite how entitled hes been acting, he enthusiastically obliges. when you leave to get a scarf to makeshift a restraint he whines at the loss of your hands on his weeping cock. “what do you want your master to do beommie?” you implore, making sure to tie a tight knot.

he replies almost immediately, without skipping a beat. “wanna breed you.”

you laugh a scoff, straddling his lap, your clothed cunt grinding on his sensitive dick. you could tell it’s driving him to a brink already, he already attempts to break from the scarf. too bad you know how to tie your knots well. “breed me? beommie, let’s not get too absurd, it’s too much even for you.”

you dont expect for him to break so quickly but he does, starting to sniffle, his cute ears twitching uncontrollably, tears welling up in his round eyes. “sit on my cock….p-please.”

you slide the soft cotton of your panties up and down his wet dick, pouting mockingly at the way his face falls into a distraught show of his arousal. his mouth hangs open and hes drooling like a mutt you have to slap him to get him to behave. “don’t be dirty. look pretty with your lips shut.” you say, mouthing at his bare neck.

you can easily pick up on his close mouthed whimper, his pathetic attempt at fucking your heat doesn’t serve to do anything for him and it turns you on even more. “wanna cum on my panties? wanna soil it with your little seed?” you goad, getting breathy yourself as you increase your speed on his fat cock, letting your weight engulf it even more.

he shakes his head, tears streaming down his reddened cheeks. “baby please, i-im gonna die, i’m g-gonna—hic—im gonna burst, baby. it hurts. i don’ wanna cum, jus wanna be in your pretty cunt,”

he lets out another broken plead when you rub his earflaps in circles, making it extra soothing just like he loves, “let it all out kitty, its okay” you drawl

he almost does just that, letting out a deep purr, his tummy untensing. but then its like he snaps out of it, shaking his head in defiance. “dont want to. if im gonna cum its gonna be in your pussy, ill have you drip with my-”

you dig your fingers in his bare skin and he yelps, jolting, uncontrollably sobbing by this point. “jeez, so sensitive. what a baby. arent you, kitty? just a baby needing to be tamed.”

speeding up, having the head of cock brush against your clit every now and then before he finally spills his load, warmth spreading on the bed, dirtying your sheets. his chest’s heaving, and you take some time to look over his tummy, his shirt completely ruined.

“you’re cute” you conclude getting off his softening dick. “but now im serious, dont misbehave. i really need to get my work done, ‘kay beommie?”

he huffs, pouting and turning his head, practically giving you the silent treatment as you shower him with praises, untying the scarf around his wrists and cleaning his thighs up, his stuck up nature shining through. you find it mildly annoying at worst but adorably very beomgyu. you hum in contentment, what a cute brat

#✶ ━━ rana ; answered #txt smut #hybrid smut #beomgyu smut #txt hard hours #txt hard thoughts

[jealousjersey]

𖦹°⭒˚｡⋆”𝙙𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮’𝙨 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡𖦹°⭒˚｡

pairing ✩ hyperfem!sub!afab!reader x hard!dom!daddy!derek danforth

synopsis ✩ you and derek danforth meet at his party. you supplied the weed, but he wanted more, even if it took blackmailing you to your strict parents about your smoking habits.

wc ✩ 2k

mentions ✩ age gap! reader is 19, danforth is 28. blackmail intended, unprotected p in v, cumming inside, cunnilingus, oral sex, toy using, “daddy” and “good girl” mentions. degrading and praise kink, humiliation, spitting into mouth, cum eating, choking, gagging, descriptions of wet noises overstimulation

god i need a cold shower and a advil after this one

going to a Danforth party wasn’t your usual. you’ve gone to parties before but nothing could’ve prepared you for this one. your friend asked you to bring weed, so you did. you brought a ounce hoping it would be enough but of course, it never is.

you arrive in a red short dress covered in sparkles, your hair is down and curled and your makeup is decorated in glitters and colors. as you enter the party, eyes are drawn to you and your soft energy radiating from you. you are approached by a man with light highlights, earrings, and a green suit.

“who let you in here? you look 16.” derek looks at you, almost like he was frustrated. “i’m not a kid, i’m 19. and i brought the weed. who are you?” you clap back. the room suddenly falls quiet at your sudden disrespect you’ve placed on this man.

“do you parents know you smoke weed? or do i have to contact them and snitch on you.” he smirks, he’d never do it, but you didn’t know that.

“who the fuck do you think you are?” you snap at him, feeling intimidated by his power over you.

he chuckles “sweetheart do you know who i am?” he laughs in your face.

“no, am i supposed to? you just look like some regular college fuck boy to me.” you say. starting to become more irritated by his presence and behavior.

“i’m derek danforth, this is my party.” he says, looking you up and down with almost a look of disgust from your attitude towards him. “give me that fucking weed” he snatches it from your hands, returning to the main room where the party is fullest.

you can’t help but feel your panties drip with your wetness. something about a man in power does it for you.

“hey wait up!” you call out almost sprinting after him to the next room. "im so sorry...i never would've said those things if i knew who you were. is there anything i can do...to make it up to you?" you say sounding pained and submissive.

why are you sucking up to him? he just took $300 worth of weed out of your hands and walked away, you tell yourself you don't need his approval but you're just lying to yourself.

he chuckles and looks you up and down before speaking "give me head and i won’t tell your parents. we'll call it even" he says confidently. you think about it for a moment.

"fine" you hesitate, you look around to find a room for the two of you, or even a bathroom. but there's so many people you can't even navigate the exit door.

"good girl, get on your knees" he says, not a care in his eyes. "right now? but- there's so many people" you say with hesitation in your voice. "yeah, right now. i want them to watch your pretty lips suck me off." he says, voice becoming sultry as he pushes your head down lower past his navel.

you nod your head in approval and get down on your knees, he unbuttons his pants and his dick recoils, curving up hitting his stomach. the site of it alone makes you wonder if you can even take it

you wrap your hands around the base of his cock, practically worshipping his tip as you give it attention, licking and kissing the red and needy body part. you finally, fucking finally engulf his dick into your mouth, you try to take as much as you can but it's too much.

"s'too much...too much" you mumble, popping his dick out of your mouth, a line of saliva connecting. you can feel eyes around you, maybe even a camera or two recording.

“nope, gonna make you choke on it. talk shit and this is what you get princess.” he says with a cocky tone in his voice, thrusting his hips against your face and his balls slapping against your chin. hearing you choke on his cock really does something for him.

you gag on his cock, hearing his moans makes you take him deeper. “fuck…fuck baby girl…taking my cock so well gonna fuck your throat til you see stars” he throws his head back and moans.

without warning, you suddenly feel a rope go down your throat, cum filling your mouth as you swallow all of the salty liquid. his hands stay on your head, pulling your hair as he empties every strand of cum down your throat.

you pull away and look around the room, you see so many eyes on you it’s humiliating. but you can’t help but want more, you crave him inside you. his confidence is definitely something else.

he grabs your arm and drags you to the bathroom, locking the door before tearing his clothes off. he practically rips your dress off of your frame.

“fucking slut, embarrassing me in my own party.” he growls as his calloused hands spread your soft thighs. he slides your panties to the side and slips a finger inside you.

“say my name doll, what’s my name?” he says, assaulting your hole, causing you to loudly moan. “d-derek!” you squeal.

“no darling, that’s not my name. you call me daddy.” he smirks mischievously. he wants to hear you say it.

“d- daddy!” you whimper, his fingers curling inside of you hitting the spongy texture inside of your wet cunt. it’s like his fingers were crafted to fit perfectly inside of you.

“good girl…such a good girl..i’m your daddy” he coos, pushing his fingers further inside you, feeling every ridge of your cunt at his fingertips, so vulnerable and submissive for him. that’s exactly how derek danforth likes his girls, wet and needy and completely at his disposal.

his head burrows between the heat of your thighs, licking a line of saliva across your cunt making you squeal out soft moans in pleasure by the coldness of the past alcohol on his tongue making you cry out. his tongue assaulting the bundle of nerves is too much for your poor little cunt to handle.

“too much! too much!” you call out, jaw slack from pleasure he’s providing.

“oh yeah? you overstimulated? well fucking deal with it babygirl.” he says as his tongue swirls around your clit, the sensation is more than you can describe. it hurts but in a good way.

“m’gonna cum! gonna cum!” you squeal out, his tongue coming to a halt as his fingers push deeper inside of you, curling upwards to feel your soft spot, expertly thrusting his hand against your cunt as he looks you in the eye, a beam of sweat glistening off his forehead.

“yeah? you gonna cum? do it for me sweet girl, cum for me” he encourages you, your eyes roll back in your head as you feel your orgasm coming. he keeps his fingers inside you until your high comes down. taking his fingers out of you and sucking on them as he maintains eye contact.

“there we go, so good for me…such a good slut for me doll” he says, your thighs still shaking. he starts to take off his pants, his dick redat the tip, hot and spitting out precum curling upwards against his stomach, waiting for you.

“gonna let me fuck you princess? gonna be a good girl for me?” he says, stroking his dick as he swipes his thumb over his slit wiping away his precum yet it still spews out, covering thumbs in the substance

all you can do is nod.

“cmon i need verbal consent sweetheart you know this” he states

“yes…yes daddy…please fuck me” you beg, sounding submissive and vulnerable by the state he left your cunt in.

“that’s a good slut.” he says as his hands pull your legs apart, lining his throbbing dick up to match your hole before slowly pushing himself into you. you should’ve expected to know how big he was considering you already had his dick in your mouth tonight.

“fuck…you’re so tight” he says, pulling your legs up to sit on his shoulders as he thrusts inside you at a steady motion, fucking you deliciously in missionary. his eyes stare at your tits that are bouncing with each motion he pulls you in.

“fuck daddy…god…fuck me so good…can feel you in my stomach…rearranging my guts….fuck..daddy” you moan out, your dirty talking makes Derek speed up, his balls slapping your ass and occasionally sticking to you on account of the sweat.

his hands work their way to your face, gently grabbing your cheeks and saying sweet words to you. “doing so good, taking me so well…such a good girl” he coos. his words linger in your mind, satisfying your praise kink nicely, making you determined to keep going even if it hurt.

“wanna be…fuck..the best for you…” you say, voice hitching from the way he’s inside of you, sinking into your aching cunt. derek’s eyes can’t stray away from your gorgeous tits, grabbing one with his hand, pinching your nipple to maximize the soon-coming orgasm.

“fuck baby..i’m gonna cum…gonna cum inside” he says as he gets that dumb look on his face, he squeezes your breast with white knuckles as something to hold on to while his eyes roll back in his head, a beam of his sweat falling on your chest.

your orgasm comes as his does, his dick twitching inside of your cunt making it almost impossible to keep going. “m’gonna cum too…” you whimper, wrapping your legs around his waist, pushing him further into you to feel his cum covering your walls. the warm liquid coming fast inside you.

as derek pulls out, he’s met with his mess, the pool of his cum leaking out of your cunt. his fingers make their way down and pump inside of you, the squelching noise of your wet pussy filling the room. his fingers make their way out of your cunt and up to your mouth, pushing in his cum covered fingers inside your mouth.

“suck princess” he demands, and so you do. you suck the mixture of cum off of his fingers while maintaining eye contact. his thumb cradling your chin for support.

he removes his fingers from your mouth and kisses you softly, tasting himself on your lips. something so intoxicating about this…

as the make out session comes to a end he runs to his bathroom, getting you a towel to clean yourself up, because who is he to do it for you?

but you expected nothing less, leaving his room with your panties soaked in cum, hickies all over your neck and chest, and the taste of cum on your lips.

“you’re not gonna tell my parents about the weed, right?” you smirk at him.

jealousjersey 2024 ©

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[quotidian-oblivion]

for the Melrin ask - Worst thing you think Merlin ever did. im so curious about this one

I had to think so much about this one too.

I don't know. I love Merlin, he's my favorite character. I justify everything he does, even if it's bad. That's what happens with any favorite fictional characters.

I don't want to say "Not telling Arthur sooner" or "Mistrusting Mordred" or "Poisoning Morgana" or anything of the like because, to be fair, that's a given. It's something a lot of us will lament about. Mainly because the writers did not do their job properly (imo).

I'd say, the worst thing he did, to me, is be passive.

I'm bringing up my own values and morals here because I believe that Merlin ruined himself and all of Albion by being passive. By listening to the dragon and not doing his own research. By being whatever Arthur needed him to be. By taking things upon himself. By not trusting others because that's what he was told.

If Merlin had been a little more assertive and a little more sure of himself and what he wanted, then the show would have gone on in an entirely different direction. But he's passive. For the majority of the show. The biggest time where he's not is in the first scene where he challenges Arthur because he wanted to stay true to his ideals and values which was to stand up against bullies who prey on the ones who can't defend themselves against them.

If he had been more assertive, he would have told Arthur earlier, he wouldn't have poisoned Morgana, he would have trusted Mordred or even Gwaine and the others more.

But he let himself be led by Destiny and Kilgharrah and Gaius and whoever else advised him rather than take some time to think things through first. Like Arthur does.

The thing about Merlin and Arthur here is that Arthur really is bolder than Merlin, but in a different way. He is bold in a way Merlin lacks, which is with practical and tactical matters. He questions Merlin's judgement, questions his father's judgement, Gaius's judgement. Agravaine was a main villain for season 4 because of his perfect ways of manipulation and deceit in a way that it got past Arthur's critical thinking and assertiveness. Arthur doesn't take things at face value and is willing to consider different ways things can go and the show mostly shows that when it comes to questioning Merlin's judgement (like about Agravaine and the siege tunnels and about Gwen at first etc). But in the first few seasons, he questioned his father's judgement a lot too but the fandom mainly focuses on Merlin's opinions vs Arthur's even though he and Uther had met head-on-head multiple times.

Arthur doesn't take things at face value which is why it's possible for so many magic reveal fics to look and be accurate.

But Merlin does. Merlin takes a lot of things at face value. He took Kilgharrah's sayings at face value, he took Gaius's (good-hearted but misguided) warnings at face value. He took what the druids said, what Edwin Muirden said, what Julius Borden said, what that druid seer in the Diamere episode said, and so many others at face value. Just accepted it without thinking much about it and went forward.

Don't get me wrong, Merlin has a very strong moral compass and moral thinking. But he lacks critical thinking. Something which Arthur doesn't lack. They complete each other in this way.

But if we're not looking at all that then I'd say the worst thing I believe Merlin ever did was poison Morgana because- WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MERLIN, DID YOU NOT THINK OF ANY OTHER FUCKING SOLUTION???? HOW ABOUT GETTING MORGANA OUT OF THE CASTLE? HUH? WHAT THEN? WHAT ABOUT TELLING HER THAT HEY, I'M GONNA POISON YOU BUT DW I HAVE THE ANTIDOTE SO THAT I CAN REVIVE YOU AGAIN WHEN MORGAUSE COMES AND LIFTS THE SPELL BC I KNOW THAT YOU DONT WANT THIS EVEN THOUGH YOU THINK UTHER SUCKS. I MEAN, THE USED THAT PLAN SEVERAL HUNDRED TIMES ALREADY, WHY COULDN'T THEY USE IT THIS ONCE???????

#quotidian asks #joan <3 #thanks for the askkkk #bbcm #bbc merlin #merlin bbc #merlin meta #merlin #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #morgana #bbc morgana #morgana pendragon #morgana bbc #bbc arthur pendragon #gaius #bbc gaius #gaius bbc #kilgharrah #bbc kilgharrah #kilgharrah bbc #introspective #ik i went a little too introspective and literal there #but heh #idk i'm very particular about morals and values and personality traits when it comes to people #espeically in terms of ignorance #after all #i mainly have to suffer through islamophobia bc bigots don't want to search and see for themselves what Islam is actually about #anyhooo #this is fun i love this ask game

[nose-coffee]

ur supposed to get one period a month yea? not me. i'm periodmaxing. we're on the fourth month of the year and guess how many periods i've had. brother, we are solidly on no. 7

#fuck off lou #my post #i know this is bad and yes im trying to figure out why this is happening #if i wasnt anemic before i sure am now #losing more blood than a stabbing victim #how was there only four days between my last one ending #and this one starting #a damn mystery to me ill tell you that much #i want to rip my uterus out and replace it w a cd player #make better use of the space ya know #but i cant even get my tubes tied until im 23 #like hell are they gonna let me throw the whole ute out #but guys. what if he sucks. like doc i kbow youre just doing your [patriarchal] job #fr. get real. he sucks. hes a bastard. he hates me and wants me dead #lemme kill him first it will be SO so funny #in other news. i may be in hell

[wangxian-the-zhijis]

The Untamed ep. 32 & 50

Please don’t prioritize your sibling over me

#not sure if u guys will like the caption but it’s what i thought of 😭 #alsoooo now that im thinking abt it #jyl’s death really sucked #cuz first of all jc and wwx cud have just flew to get closer to her #EVERYONE WAS FLYING AROUND AND KILLING PEOPLE BUT WWX AND JC SUDDENLY CANNOT FLY?! #but instead they chose to use 99% of their time to yell at each other first #and second of all why did jc just cradle jyl in her arms? why didnt he seek medical attention right away? was he waiting for wwx? for what? #jyl wouldnt have died if wwx didnt come closer to them and if jc immediately carried her somewhere safe and sought nedical attention #meanwhile in lan zhan’s case #lxc WOULD HAVE REALLY DIED (had jgy not loved him) but wwx still held lwj back #they really just waited for jgy to push lxc away as if they knew what was gonna happen #had jgy not pushed lxc im sure lwj would also push wwx away to get to his brother #and ahm… i dunno tell jgy to fuck off and then yeet his brother out of the temple #the untamed #cql #lan wangji #lan zhan #wei wuxian #wei ying #wangxian #my gifs

[boycaca]

@nacaharachuya ‘s hnk au chuuya bc i think ab it sometimes..

#can you tell i spent way too much time on hid hair #fuck this im never drawing anything slightly detailed for hnk i cant do this #ITS SO ASS #but anyway #fun fact about me hnk au chuuya was technically my first bsd fanart #wanted to draw him for dana and i drew a lil idk prototype sketch in my sketchbook #that i was gonna trace over digitally but i didnt like how it looked so i scribbled it out #so now i just consider my first bsd fanart to me dazai and tartaglia sucking face #there is context to it btw but i dont feel like explaining it #chuuya #chuuya bsd #bsd chuuya #bsd #bungo stray dogs #art #fanart #bsd fanart #artist on tumblr #artwork #digital art

[comradecowplant]

so things are not going well with my new elderly socdem friend unfortunately.

#she said this RIGHT after talking about how bad yt misinfo is... which she followed up w SO I WAS WATCHING A YT DOC ABOUT WW2 & LEARNED THIS #youtube 'historians' are literally the most fascist breed of youtuber. avoid the vast majority like the plague lmao #i asked if the video was sourcing the hollow dahmer & the black book of communism & she didnt seem to know what those are lol #to her credit i told her straight up that she was incorrect & she at least faked being curious about doing more research but i am doubting #she also 'learned' that lenin killed trotsky lol get your propaganda right lenin was dead by then STALIN icepicked him <3 #anyway im making jokes bc the worst part was a different conversation where she spoke positively of israel #THAT'S gonna be the one to ruin our friendship. fuck you & your war tourist friend who fought in the 1960s landgrabs that youre now #telling me as if this is a cute story. nahhhh lmao i looked her straight in the eye & said i will NOT debate this #so she dropped it like the true enlightened centrist most socdem cowards are and i kept cleaning her house quietly #turns out You & Me We're the Only Ones Around Here Who Aren't Complete Fools was premature *kicks the poorly rendered gravel sadly* #shes otherwise a nice lady & i know i need to be more flexible in order to hopefully change ppls minds... #but also when people say awful & untrue things it makes me not want to talk to you 🤷‍♂️ srry 2 b a freak like that #also i know shes not transphobic but i havent sniffed her out well enough to know if shes safe to come out to #so its hours of misgendering (which isnt her fault she doesnt know) bc shes obsessed with neoliberal feminism and inappropriately brings #gender into conversations that it does not belong in #'did you know all the countries that handled covid best were ran by women?' 1) untrue 2) dont care finland still sucks #she also tried to tell me that european rich people learned to be nicer after the french rev & thats why europe is better than america... #girl shut up we learned how to be so good at racism and capitalism BECAUSE of europe. there is no such thing as a good rich person!!! #i pick my battles (genocide & anticommunist genocide revisionism) so i let her cook w that one & was not left convinced as you can imagine #ANYWAY rant about today's weird day done. gonna smoke weed & rim some skies 🥵 while listening to the Khrushchev Lied audiobook i found 😘

[pepprs]

my mom isn’t letting my dad go back to his office bc him being out of the house stresses her out and makes her have a flare up and it’s like kind of insane. like i understand why the idea of him doing that would make her panicky and angry as someone who also struggles w separation anxiety and abandonment shit / has physical symptoms from that kind of stress (though not to the same degree ofc) but also he is a grown man. he should be allowed to go to his office and not have to shape his entire life around her needs. and she keeps guilt tripping him out of it and it’s impacting his quality of life a lot and the whole thing is kind of… hm

#purrs #delete later #also she’s guilt tripping me into coming to the stupid fucking potluck on sunday bc she needs the extra help and it’s like… what are you #gonna do when i move out. like i am a grown woman and i should be able to choose how i spend my two precious weekend days. and my dad is a #grown man and he should be able to choose where he works. like is that not a little bit insane. i get it but also….. i do think it s kind of #fucked ip that it’s her way or the highway and her needs take priority over all of ours and she’s asking us to bend to what she wants when #she wants it. like i get it bc she’s sick but it’s not fair for her to expect that from my dad especially. particularly when me and my #brother are back at work / school in more high risk environments than my dad who would be in a private office alll day. and the thing is no #one is brave enough to all her on it bc if we did it would be the END of the world. she even threw a fit on my dads bday and complained bc #the things he wanted to do were things she didn’t want to do like all the man wanted to do was go mini golfing and when that wasn’t good #enough he just wanted to go on a walk and my mom complained the whole time and also scoffed the movie he wanted to watch and said it was #boring and it’s like… wtf it’s HIS birthday??? but what do you expect from the woman who (and in fairness her friends got her these as gifts #but still) has TWO kitchen items that say some variation of ‘a marriage is when one is always right and the other is always the husband’ 💀 #i look at that little plaque every night bc it’s in front of the sink when im doing dishes and it makes me so fucking angry. like my dad is #a whole fucking person and he can be right too and he deserves to make choices and be happy and not have his wife put him down all the time. #idk. and she puts down his family all the time too and complains when he wants to do the most reasonable things for his own enjoyment that #don’t align with hers and criticizes his interests all the time and it just sucks to see. he never shows hurt or anything so idk how he #feels about it but it makes me so angry and sad and when i tell her to stop she just lashes out at me so. 🤪. like how do we get her to stop #making her needs more important than everyone else’s bc… she may be our mom / his wife / whateger but that doesn’t make her queen. no one is #(andalso this has only gotten worse bc of covid / her being sick. like this has been a lifelong thing it’s just it’s a lot worse now bc the #circumstances gave her room / forced her to have to take up more space. and it’s just so frustrating. i get it. but none of us are pawns or #dolls or subordinates or anything. there’s 5 adults here and we should all be able to make choices and not be guilt tripped by her. lol #)

[garlique]

god oh my god this sucks so fucking much, i knew today would be the worst day so far but holy fucking shit i truly just wish i was fucking dead!!

#i have a job interview tomorrow and there was ONE THING that i needed to do this weekend to prepare for it #and we were both going through withdrawals so badly that i DIDNT FUCKING DO IT #im literally just so angry at myself and at everything else in the world and i've been so fucking mean to the cats today and i hate myself #about it #i dont even WANT to go to the fucking interview tomorrow i just want to kill myself and cry and die and fucking give up on it all #this sucks so fucking badly oh my fucking god and i would bet you all like 500 fucking dollars #that ethan relapses on it today while he's at work and comes home fucking STINKING and making it worse for me #YET AGAIN #oh my god im so fucking angry im so fucking angry i just wanna scream and punch and throw and smash #AND I JUST HAVE TO KEEP IT ALL LOCKED UP INSIDE ME THERE IS NO OTHER OPTION NO FUCING OPTIONS NO CHOICES NOTHING #there will never be anything for me in this life and i dont know why i've been pretending otherwise #GOD it hasnt even been 72 hours yet can i please just be done #can i please find the first man who smoked tobacco and mass marketed it #AND FUCKING STRANGLE HIM TO DEATH???????????? #im gonna kill and cry and die and hate my life my self my everything #ive just been crying so many fucking angry tears #like i'll be so angry and when it does come out it comes as tears and i personally???? hate that shit so much #makes me feel so fucking weak #fuck everybody fuck god fuck nice people fuck mean people fuck the normalizing of horrible drugs fuck addiction and fuck myself #just gotta keep telling myself i dont need it

[lilgynt]

naturally i’m gonna be very upset at 6:09 am after an all-nighter over my brother and his actions

#personal #not the middle one we’re okay rn and talking again and he helped me get with my new job #even tho we haven’t spoken about the door and im not supposed to know he paid for it #so good but watch out #the eldest one i’m like hey i was gonna forgive ghosting me or flaking on plans you made with me for our dad #or not communicating that you already got everything done with said dad and all i really knew was my dad asking asking asking for his #eldest son and struggling for an answer for him #and even like not checking on me at all after i got kicked out and bringing a girl back and asking me to pretend to be asleep #god i regret not sleeping in a rest stop like planned that was so much worse #and also you and other brother just ignoring me begging for help telling you i got back into my ed and honestly going through the worst #time of my life also weed dependent to just cope and also my job sucked. minor but still #but again was ready to let it go bc you were so obviously in pain at the funeral i couldn’t be mad at that #but like why. after i offered to clean up after ur dogs did you um. ask me to do it again #then cussed me out after i asked that you don’t ask on the dot of when my shifts end #and then after mom told me i was selfish while struggling with a full time job and taking care of my dying father and struggling with that #and i was just asking what ur living situation was bc i felt like. hm. being told i’m awful for struggling during my dads death is a lot #instead of just saying no you go on a rant about how when we finally want to move in with you you’re doing something else and general #shit giving. instead of again. just saying no. or hell. checking on me. #so it’s like i’ll love you until every star gives out i can’t fucking look at you bc i’m so hurt #we haven’t talked since then and im not gonna hear from him till he asks what i want from christmas or he needs something #christ last time he checked on me was a segway to helping me going about the hoarder house as he loves calling it #i can’t believe i sent him photos of our dads writing saying i love you and his only question was is it still hoarder central #i was gonna type something mean i’m gonna lay down #i don’t want any gifts why would i want a gift. told him that i was hurt and didn’t want a gift my birthday and he responded and it’s gonna #and he’s didn’t respond* #be the same game during christmas #you brought a girl over on such an awful fucking night for me why would i want a gift #and it’s not like he hasn’t been there and doesn’t love me it’s just i’m hurt #and it’s not like he had all this space and my other brother and i never used it! i got kicked out and stayed a night! #other brother moved in with you! sorry circumstances led to me staying longer! just say no!

[taptrial2]

when you get so mad about how people treat mabel pines you have to journal about it

#exoticbutterstxt #AND YET FORD IS THE FAN FAVORITE. FORD IS A GREAT CHARACTER BUT HE FUCKING SUCKS #look. ford is great. he's an interesting character. #he's got layers. HOWEVER #literally everything about weirdmageddon was his fault #withholding information from his family for a start. except for dipper who was FOLLOWING FORD'S WORD TO NOT TELL ANYONE ABOUT THE RIFT #EVEN THOUGH IT WOULD HAVE BEEN WAY SAFER TO JUST WARN EVERYBODY IN THE HOUSE ABOUT IT #THEN WEIRDMAGEDDON WOULD HAVE NEVER HAPPENED #ALSO PEOPLE BLAME MABEL FOR SOMETHING SHE COULDNT HAVE POSSIBLY KNOWN WOULD HAPPEN #SHE WAS ALSO LITERALLY BEING MANIPULATED BY A FUCKING DEMON #AND HAD THE WORST DAY OF HER SUMMER THUS FAR #AND JUST FOUND OUT SHE WAS GONNA LOSE HER BROTHER TO SOME RECLUSIVE DICKHEAD WHO'LL NEVER LET HER SEE HIM AGAIN #BECAUSE OF HIS OWN FUCKING TRAUMA HE REFUSES TO ACTUALLY DEAL WITH. AND INSTEAD CHOOSES TO REPEAT HISTORY WITH DIPPER #TRYING TO ISOLATE HIM BECAUSE OF HIS OWN FUCKING IDEAS OF ISOLATION BEING BETTER FOR ONESELF AND THEIR SMARTS #FUCK #im still pissed off and im not sorry about it #yes ford not dealing with his misc traumas and instead isolating himself and thus #trying to make others conform to his 'ideal' #(and also hurting people in the process out of selfishness) #makes him an interesting and layered character. its a good flaw #BUT PEOPLE DONT RECOGNIZE IT AS A FLAW. #WHICH MAKES ME WANT TO BREAK A BLOCK OF WOOD WITH A SINGLE KARATE CHOP

[arrowpunk]

When things go to shit it's never just one huge thing it's always multiple huge things hitting you at once like you're being pinballed between cars on a highway

#ramblings of an arrow #anyways aaaaaaaa #car thing bad enough on its own #but like fuck shit hell damn fuck #i dont know exactly whats going on with one of my friends from years ago #but she reached out for the first time in years #and I am not sure whether or not she is in literal physical danger yet #because I was the only person who supported her divorcing her shitty ass abusive fuckwad of a husband #she got back together with him and hadnt spoken with me much since #because she has 2 kids with him and no support system at all #shes gonna call me sometime tomorrow hopefully #I am SO worried for her because she wasnt able to like tell me much today #but she sounded /scared/ #and her deadbeat of a husband was physically abusive to his 3 month old child last I heard a few years ago #so Im. so so afraid and sure that theyve only gotten worse #because everyone in their lives enables his shitty behavior and tells her she needs to suck it up and be a good christian wife #and I just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #FUCKKKKKKKK

[milo-is-rambling]

I forget how much I hate the taste of vodka but the whipped cream vodka is so much better my god

#make a drink sweet enough that you can’t taste it when it’s in ur mouth and then all u get is the whipped cream vodka in the burn #makes drinks more tolerable #also this is the fastest I think I’ve ever chugged an alcoholic drink #we are gonna get fucked up tonight bc we have daddy issues and fought with our mom this morning slayyy #smoked a cigarette at the lake now getting fucked up in my room while home alone #life is so good and it’s all bullshit forever #literally we could all die and it doesn’t matter and life is weird and crazy and I am happy it sucks and I am so fucking thrilled to be aliv #at all #life is good regardless of death but I wish death would just like wait patiently for my family #dad I miss u I hope you had a good four twenty where ever you ended up. im sorry moms acting like this. I hope my brothers okay at school. #I hope he’s having a good time and isn’t completely overwhelmed with everything. I was right and apparently he’s gonna come home after grad #uation and im excited to have him home again but my mothers all upset. I know it sucks that you’re dead but it’s nice knowing in a weird way #that you’re the reason me and hunter got close again. so thanks I guess for that. and smoking made me and mom grow closer. idk. you’ve done #a lot for us and most of it had to do with weed. today hurt worse than my birthday. or the six month anniversary. today sucked. and no one #else seemed to be torn apart by it and it made me feel like I was going crazy and no one could even tell #you would’ve noticed if I was acting different. I love you. wherever you are I still love you. and I’m sorry. I’m sorry I was such a bitch. #and I wish I took better care of you. but you were my father I wasn’t supposed to take care of you. you should’ve been there for me. we shou #have been there for mom and hunter and your parents and I’ve been thinking a lot about grammie actually. I don’t know how I feel. thinking #about her makes me cry now. I don’t have the heart to make her cry talking about my childhood but I miss her. and I miss being young. I miss #you coming to my Father’s Day dance recitals and coming back from bike week in Laconia and bringing me flowers always wearing your grey #Harley Davidson jacket and you’d have flowers in your arms and you’d be bored but so proud and you’d hug me and you’d smell like weed and #your beard was always scratchy when you’d hug me and I just miss you a lot. I miss you and I fucking hate you for it fuck. #note to self. ​don’t be pmsing and then get drinking and smoking and thinking of your dead father. you will cry

[hyperionshipping]

I need to tell Sweets he has dick sucking lips. I need too

#Pull Sweets to the side like 'Hey uh Dr. Sweets can I tell you something kind of inappropriate?' and he thinks I'm gonna say like a thing #abt another coworker or that im gonna confess something some ofc he says yes and thinks its somewhat serious and I just go 'I need you to #be honest with me. I wont tell. Have you sucked dick? You have lips that look like you have' and I don't think he knows how 2 respond #It is always so so funny 2 me but also like NOT surprising how much he jumps 2 fuck Daisy. He has blown at least one guy #anyway I tell him that and give him a thumbs up and go. 'Dont think too hard on it!'