#this gives me profile vibes

[skitskatdacat63]

For everyone who wanted bullfighter Nando when I mentioned it the other day, here you go :D

+ this one I don't feel like coloring yet(imagine he's in Ferrari colors!!!)

#did you know bullfighters dedicate their kill to a friend or member of the public by giving them their hat? #i really wanted to draw silly vettonso where fernando offers seb his hat #seb retires from bullfighting(yeah its an au now) and fernando in his green costume is like; #'here is my hat. now will you come back from retirement? 🥺' #but yeah feel very abnormal abt that ^ and also the thing abt them having someone who helps them get into their costume as a sacred ritual #theres just a lot of thoughts and ideas floating around in my head bcs of it #anyways i liked drawing this but it was very suffering too and took me like 5 hours #its like. you see the intricate embroidery and im like ah! omg! i love painting details!!! #and then remember im not the best w coming up with ideas for the embroidery pattern itself #so pls bear with me 😭😭 mainly i was trying to reference the diamond logo of renault #but most of it kinda just ended up being austrian knots i guess bcs thats what my mind defaults to #i thought the shoulder pad would be the most difficult but that came together the easiest and made the rest actually work in my head #aaahhh also im surprised w the angle of his face! im usually not good at side profiles as well as tilted down heads #but i think he looks pretty good honestly??? #also w the sketch i just wanted to post it bcs i liked his face okay 😭😭😭 #i wanted to paint it too but I realized im so naive thinking i could paint two of these horrifically detailed things in one session #but his face 🥹🥹 i like it!!! theres some renault era pic of him i really like where hes sun drenched and angry looking #^ and i think i captured the vibe well so!!!!! #well anyways mayhe ill draw more of this. it was fun but also like sucked my life force out bcs it kept going from easy to 'I CANT DO THIS' #the pictures of matadors are just...insane to me. tiny waist fat ass flamboyant costume. im dead 🫠 #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #catie.art. #fa14 #matador au

[rotisseries]

people are very weird about shockfics like what is up with that

#like. it's a hazing ritual almost cause every fandom has a shockfic so very fandom has that hazing ritual #AND IT'S WEIRD TO ME #you hear about some fic with just absolutely disgusting tags and strange sex acts or whatever #and it's very much NOBODY'S cup of tea and it's got the vibes of something that was DEFINITELY written #to get the “OH MY GOD WHO TF WOULD WRITE THIS⁉️” reaction #and people GIVE IT THAT REACTION #they go on the internet and talk about it CONSTANTLYYYYY #but they have to let you know just how traumatizing it is in a way that let's you think they at least tried to read it #like it's some sort of fandom rite. to have tried to read this fic no one likes #but they still have to let you know how horrible they think it is so you don't think they're into any of that #AND THENNN they follow that up by trying to trick people into reading it?? #comments full of “you should try this fic it's so lovely😊😊😊” on the profiles of TOTAL STRANGERS #IS THIS A FUCKING HAZING RITUAL TO YOU GUYS??? BE SO SERIOUS #I genuinely think it's so weird to be telling any random ass fandom account the weirdest fic you can find and telling them to read it #cause like some of those shockfics are actually abysmal. trying to subject any rando to this is weird of you

[rowrowronnie]

ummmmmm errmmmmm

#the batman #riddler #the riddler #paul dano #batman fanart #edward nashton #riddler fanart #edward nygma #so…… those riddler comic pnels may have brought me back a teensy tiny bit into riddlernation #transfemme #honestly eddie poo gives off both transfemme and transmasc vibes #but i felt like drawing her transfemme for today <3 #gawd this is so inconsistent u can tell i used a ref for her side profile..

[ozymoron]

love that you can tell when i started liking evil dead cause her face design started to magically shift in a specific direction

#⚠️ #oc: sophia wolfe #i wanted to make her face more angular to give off a more like wolf-esk vibe and then i drew her eyes big on the side profile one cause i #just tend to do that as a habit and just went with it so now her eyes are big and then it kinda hit me oh. if i keep this up im just gonna #end up copy pasting all of ash's features #eh why not who cares

[katnissgirlsmakedo]

i don’t mean this to sound homophobic or whatever but some queer people literally cannot conceptualize that they actively look down on things they consider “basic” or “straight” with an insane level of contempt no matter how much they say they support everyone and everything. like. if i tell you i love riverdale because it’s campy and fun and you give me that look of disgust because you perceive riverdale as some basic lame straight people show. that’s not very like. nice. and then you refuse to hear me out in my show’s defense… and you just wave me off with a “whatever like whatever you like” but you’re still looking at me like i’ve just ordered a pumpkin spice latte while wearing ugg boots and listening to taylor swift. like at a certain point when will you admit you’re not actually very nice about people’s interests that don’t align with yours.

#i just brought up wonka to my friend and she immediately went into how much she doesn’t like timothee chalamet and she would never see this #stupid movie because she thinks he’s so annoying and da da da. #and i was like. well actually i love timothee chalamet i think he’s funny and i’d love to see him in a bad musical… #and i brought this up. because i was GOING to lead into asking her to see it with me so we could laugh at all the stupid parts together #and i didn’t even get there because she was frankly just such a hater #this is the real life friend who just followed me on letterboxd btw #i’m considering blocking her honestly because like. i do not vibe with the way she uses that website and i do not think it needs to be a #social media thing for us. it’s a little insane actually that she would actively want to follow me on there and then her own profile is so. #like it’s mean to say her profile sucks but she doesn’t have a picture or favorites and she doesn’t leave reviews and like. what am i #following you for!!!! why do you use this website!!!! #and i literally said to her girl your profile is a bit lame at least add a picture #and she got so mad at me for this as if i’d just suggested killing her boyfriend #which frankly i do want to do but that’s neither here nor there #like what do you think is going to happen to you if you pick four movies to represent your taste on the movie website. #if you put a little jpeg of a character you enjoy as your pfp. if you maybe express an opinion on something you saw #what fo you think will happen to you if you do those things. #and why. if you’re not going to do those things. did you need to follow ME. who does!!! #and get all up in MY movies and MY opinions and MY head while giving me nothing back…. #like. i say some shit on there ok why does she get to read that but all i get is. ‘watched some czech film from 1965 on december 14th’ #like hello. hi. hello.

[passiveagressivepoet]

fully considering changing my tinder profile to “wish i was a top :(“ since the bay area is bottom fucking city

#i know i give off scary vibes okay #but if you make me top you i will cry and then throw up okay i’m so sorry #smh #my tinder profile right now reads probably taller than you but in a hot way #the one before read if you’re feeling bisexual #i have some good taglines but UGH

[nico-the-overlord]

Really I’m still not over this girl in my class glancing at my sketchbook (which had both drawings and a shit ton of writing on this specific page) and went “ooo that’s a lot of writing. Are you writing fanfic? Like Twilight and Mordecai?”

Made it worse by immediately covering the page with my arms and not elaborating on what it was.

#which is wasn’t fanfic #also no hate to her I’ve written on par crack fics #but just her joking jumping to fanfic immediately 😭 #when she barely knows me so. do I just give off that vibe that strong. #I hope she doesn’t have tumblr I doubt she does but I’d die if she somehow found my whole profile #I have told a couple of my friends this story already but uhhh I want to make a post on it anyways #nico rambles

[forgondor]

wish I were a straight guy playing the bass in a 2000s punk band so I could make out with the lead guitarist who is also a straight man while high on adrenaline on stage and maybe also drunk because who care it's all punk rock anyways

#post inspired by the spotify profile picture of the libertines #im not even saying this in a 'haha they were gay' kind of way i mean idc #im saying this in a. what if we all dropped the whole symbolic shit around kissing. And just recognised kissing is just fun. kind of way #although i'll be honest this is also giving me enormous gender vibes #maybe my gender is just punk #idek if the libertines qualify as punk #music

[viktorsbabygirl]

a lil get to know me cause im kinda shy about initiating chats and also new here (here as in,,, viktor tumblr??) anyway hi yall seem so lovely and amazing and I RELATE TO YALL SO MUCh (all the viktor thirst posts rly hit in the feels)

also im bad at writing profiles so this does that for me lol ✧˖° wanna see my viktor drawings? #vik by nem ✧˖°

#get to know me #profile #about me #i literally love you my fellow viktor simps #like you guys are so talented and good and i love everything you make #i will eat up every viktor thing on this site #lets be viktor simp mutuals #inbox open fr tho i might be slow some times BUT #if u like chatting and hyperfixating stuff together come come #ily yall #and hi #do i give off gemini vibes? i think i do

[zhuhongs]

oh noninonononóooo

#dating apps give me the ick they give me the ickkkkk #also like given my weird judginess ik if it was up to me on a curated profile alone i will only go after ppl v similar to myself and that is #short sighted and a bad idea. and. yeaaa. too many white lesbians that kiss like fish on instagram yk the vibe like noooo thank uuuu #theyre all great ppl im sure but not for me #and then like. idk the whole sexuality thing where like. i mean i get crushes on men and like men occasionally #but like. no. the idea of ever being with a man feels disgusting and its nit me. like my one attempt at dating a man (that identified as #male at the time i met them at least) broke up with me bc he did not think i actually liked men i was just in a bad spot mentally so i dated #him. and like. I'm too scared to say what i like for myself so its almost like im waiting on permission from enough ppl to say that im a #lesbian in order to actually feel like one. and i most likely am. but i crave validation from men in a very specific way. not romantically #and def not sexually. i just want to be acknowledged bc i grew up in a heteronormative patriarchial world and to be seen as a man and #acknowledged by men is smth ive been taught to crave in order to feel secure and independent bc being a 'girl' is inferior in the eyes of #society and like. sage u need to liberate urself from all of that and yea. dating apps not for me. i will just meet someone somewhere #somehow #ok gn i have work at 7am

[ephemeral-winter]

why does everyone on hinge want to know what i’m passionate about. first of all that’s not a good use of your written prompts or your opening line second of all my passion is already there in my profile if you can’t read and ask appropriate follow ups that’s on you

#as I am always saying reading is lowkey goated when obtaining information is the vibe #is there like a Reddit devoted to optimizing your hinge profile that these people are not reading closely enough? cause. hm. #lot of people asking not a lot of people giving #maybe look inwards first. or something #rare pic of me in the wild

[xmcu-fietro]

Decided to change the background of my profile picture and matched my background/accent colors on mobile to the darker blue in my theme on desktop so the mobile/desktop colors are a little more cohesive :)

(I’m honestly not totally convinced that this color I chose for mobile is the same color that I was using on desktop because it looks darker/less teal there, but the hex code says it’s a match, so *shrugs* I may change it if it feels too teal to me, but I’m gonna let it stay like this for a little while and see)

#gotta be honest guys it looks more like a dusty blue on desktop but on mobile it’s giving me weezer vibes and I don’t know how to feel #now I’ve got buddy holly stuck in my head. I don’t even listen to weezer #fietro’s profile picture #theme

[carolmaclaine]

me upon finishing dp2: it wasn't terrible, accomplishes different things than the first one, maybe, but it wasn't a bad time

me after replaying dp1 only up to about halfway through the lumber mill: wait I'm remembering how much better the first one was I've said a terrible thing

#its just............a lot better #the vibes are immaculate #and it put forth the effort to like. be a horror game. rather than just focusing on some gorey ideas #esp the lumber mill it's a very good first level #and the profiling exists to give you ideas but not answers in this one #like showing george killing anna while wearing that red wig is smth you get to see #but it only serves to mislead you later when you find that wig in thomas' apartment #like thats dope thats what im here for dont just tell me everything #anyway

[sixftmp3]

sotd! happy release day to lovejoy's 3rd ep!!!

#sotd 2023 #every single song slaps #it took me a few listens to like portrait of a blank slate but i've come around to her #ALSO FUCKINNNN SCUM #IM SCUM! IM WASTE! IM WHAT YOU WANT! #i love the like. idk how to describe it. audio profile. the sound. the vibe #feels like an orchestrated car crash. the few seconds before disaster strikes when you're powerless to stop it but know its coming #I GOT MY CD TODAY AND IT DOESNT HAVE A LYRIC BOOKLET >:( #what is the POINT of a cd if theres no lyric booklet. #<- i make an exception for my gnhapt cd bcuz at the time the brobecks were literally a local band doing their best and the cd's like 14 y/o #but COME ON. lovejoy. give me my damn lyric booklet i want to know what wilbur is saying #w/o having to look it up

[ladymariayuri]

why does mercy portrait look so fucking weird and bad compared to dva and ana portraits

#arnold tsang usually creates nonstop bangers but shes giving me scary blood monster hunger beast kill maim vibes #alsoo yes this is my profile im mentally ill leave mealone

[bloodxhound]

WHAT PART OF THIS HAUNTED HOUSE ARE YOU?

          THE RESIDENT.   Knowledge is your only weapon, and until now that’s always been enough. But you carry it like it’s something heavy, something you aren’t allowed to put down. You can’t leave yourself defenseless, but you’re so, so tired. It’s a blessing and a curse, you’ve realized, to know the truths of this place and not be able to give them away. No one believes you anyways, and you’ve learned not to waste your breath, not to scream your throat raw and broken to people you do not trust. So you keep it to yourself, like everything else. You grip these truths in your hands until they cut your knuckles and mar your palms, but at least now you can hold them at arm’s length when the walls start speaking.

tagged by: @cuttingcanine​​ ♡ tagging: @kataskopeia​​, @sinsolucion​​, @ofgentleresolve​​ ( mana ), @sweetcst​​, @lykaiia​​, @violetprosecutor​​, @aptlyattorney​​ and you !

#【♞】 tag game. #this lowkey gives me vibes for his childhood #in a way he truly felt like his home was haunted; by his father’s presence but also the strange individuals he kept inviting #be it family members or high profile officials #it always felt dreadful to him #especially after realizing what his father’s job as a defense attorney entails #and i’m strictly speaking only abt the public aspect of it and not abt what his father did behind closed doors bc ray didn’t know abt it #seeing all these people come and go and knowing there’s dirt on them #and then wondering what they’ve done like some sort of game #maybe this man plans to kill his wife to be with his mistress? #maybe that government official is guilty of tax fraud? embezzlement? corruption? #why is his uncle here and what is he trying to get away with now? #why else would they seek out his father? #anyway. ray had little to no toys as a kid so as you can see he had to make do to keep himself ''entertained'' #whew ok done rambling < 3