#this got very personal very fast

[pettyprocrastination]

broke: eddie munson has handcuffs in his room cause he likes kinky sex 

woke: eddie munson has handcuffs in his room because he was once arrested by officer Callahan for possession of marijuana at a halloween party they busted his junior year, but as soon as Callahan sat him on the pavement and turned around, Eddie jumped up and hauled ass into the forest until he reached the trailer park. His uncle had to pick the lock to get them off his dumbass nephew (making eddie swear to 1. never ask how his uncle knew how to pick locks and 2. never get fucking arrested again) Eddie kept the handcuff’s as a memoir of the night he outran the Hawkins Police Department. 

#tj talks #eddie munson #stranger things season 4 #sorry i just think its funny #hopper: what. what do you MEAN he 'got away' #callahan: HES VERY FAST AND SLIPPERY OKAY #but fr i cant imagine hopper like. giving a shit #probably has been called on that kid more than once and each time its jsut that tired sigh of 'i dont want to be here either okay' #edit: dont turn this post into a 'if you characterize eddie as anything other than my own personal hc i get mad' thing because it isnt!! #this is a simple littoe heeha i had late at night #relaistically the cuffs are most likely accessories/decor i just thought it was funny #but i keep seeing people do the 'THIS is canon ajd if you think otherwise shut the fuck up' #so lets all just be calm ajd play nice in our little fake land of blorbos

[ink-the-artist]

forgive me if you've been asked this before or if its annoying, but how did you learn to use colored pencils like that? your art is so special to me.

ty :) I took an art class for a few years where our teacher had us buy prismacolor pencils as one of the art supplies and had us use them kinda like paints, pressing down hard right away and blending the colors together. its not how youre supposed to use them she was just trying to teach us to use color and ig this was more to the point. I picked them up again years after i stopped going to that class just bc they were there and i wanted to play around w them a bit and ended up actually enjoying it when doing it on my own terms lol

#it was a weird class #it was just this russian lady doing private lessons in her house that my mom learned about somehow #I did NOT like those classes all we did was still life and they were hours long which is esp rough when im in high school and busy #and she wanted us to stand while working the whole time bc tradition i guess? #she did allow me to work sitting but thought i was lazy for it. idk dude i dont want to exhaust myself fast for no reason #standing is a lot more tiring than walking #i def did still benefit from those classes just from learning to accurately draw from life #did not like the teacher tho #on one hand shed paid for the art supplies for kids whos families were too poor to (and these are nice expensive supplies) #which is very nice #but on the other she was very homophobic and open about it #like when they legalized gay marriage she went on a rant about how horrible it is that they can adopt kids now #and also kind of racist #she was telling me how she got blocked from a facebook group bc she made a post asking if she could speak to a white person #and she didnt realize she was posting that publicly she thought it was a private message to the group owner #im honestly still not sure i heard/understood her correctly bc it was so bizzare and the only time i ever remember her being racist #she talked abt it like she genuienly was unaware it was racist #she described it as a misunderstanding bc she accidentally posted it publicly instead of privately #like it wouldnt have been racist to ask that at all #also one time she talked about how she saw demons in her home once #also she doesnt vaccinate her kids bc of microchips #she was like a walking russian stereotype lol #anyway heres some ink the artist lore

[yukipri]

Wanted the share the very first photos I ever took of Cody, on our car ride back from adopting him. He'd just gotten some vaccinations and was drowsy, and the tech recommended I cuddle him so he doesn't get cold.

He was very calm and polite, leading me to mistakenly believe that Cody might be an appropriate name for him.

Turns out, this was the one and only time he was calm and polite...

Cats tag: #YukiPriASLKittens

#YukiPriASLKittens #Cat!Cody #Siamese cat #kittens #cats #Mum and i were both like: this kitten is too pretty for us #not that our other kitties aren't pretty either but like a siamese cat is like a Fancy cat u feel #we both fall in love easily and all of our other adoptions were 'whoever was available' no breed or color consideration #i actually applied for Cody specifically this time but did not expect to get approved bc he was very popular #and i felt kinda bad bc siamese cats are popular so he woulda definitely found a home sooner or later #but our app got accepted super fast and shelter person said that a lotta weird people apply for their 'popular' cats #and we had really good vet refs #so baby came home with us

[hikayunas]

someone already beat me to the punch, but i made my own (very quickly) stitched together image labeling the dolls for my own use, and figured it wouldn't hurt to share my own, too

blank, textless image is on the right as well in case anybody wants it

#shoutout to the person who beat me to it #you're a faster worker than i #the stitched together image is a little messy but i wasn't trying to make it pretty #puella magi madoka magica #walpurgis no kaiten #clara dolls #akemi homura #i was going to label the dolls' names as well but it got very crowded very fast #i used to be very *very* fixated on these girls #so i'm excited for any new content with them #especially now that they have little tails

[arsenicflame]

well, now seems like a perfect time to re-engage with the bellhands side of the fandom because we never did care about canon over there anyway

#last post for the evening i swear #i never stopped thinking about sam but i haven't talked as much or fleshed out ideas in a while and. i miss him #lets all go have fun #nyxtalks #ofmd #ofmd s2 spoilers #bellhands #i present you this instead of one of several vent posts that got very concerning very fast and pushed past the limits for this account #think about sam instead :) #i want to properly flesh out my sams izzy idea i think #and talk about my personal 'they all went to pirate school fogether' framework #i need to find joy in this media again i need to

[warriorsatthedisco]

I just finished sense8. Wbhuh? Huh? Wuh?

#THE POLY????? #it’s very clear they got cancelled and had to wrap things up fast but #RAJAN IS OK WOTH WOLFGANG? RAJAN KALA AND WOLFGANG THREESOME? #sense8 #personal

[akkivee]

there was some display gallery showing off the various logos in hypmic and the ichikuu peeps on the tl were in shambles over both of them using halos in their mc name signatures lol

#vee queued to fill the void #i understand lol this is a pretty big deal like actually lol #one fan suggested an nb logo could have angel imagery since nb was under stairway to heaven #another in a very fast paced series of tweets cried about it being potential sign of ichiro and kuukou’s bond spanning from life #but even into their deaths and beyond when they reunite in heaven (and even pointed out the meaning of stairway to heaven) #and goddamn i sure love being jacked into the hypmic hive mind i can’t believe i was just musing about kuukou and death #and then directly got food for thought LOL but ichiro!!!!!!! i wasn’t expecting ichiro lol!!!!!! #but bb has been weirdly associated with christmas aka the birth of jesus #who gave his life for humanity and i am too in shambles no way does both ichiro and kuukou have self sacrifice themes NO WAY #god i remember when the hella awesome banquet mv dropped and bat fandom banded together to dissect the video #one person commented it’s strange to see kuukou in association with catholic/christian imagery #but posted a wiki article talking about the similarities between buddha and jesus and the ideologies in those religions #*crying* i even posted about it the black crown above kuukou’s head was both catholic and buddhist and meant to be beneficial for humanity #ichiro constantly being shaken to his core by sacrifices…….. him trying to show the nation the path of hope………… #this is so much lol i love getting food for thought from random observations and drops lol

[prince-liest]

shrimp often arch their backs and use their hind legs to clean their swimmerets, which they normally use to swim! pregnant shrimp like the larger female in the back also carry their eggs in their abdomen and use their swimmerets to fan water through the eggs, thus oxygenating them. these two will not stop breeding, even though amano shrimp are not actually able to successfully reproduce in fresh water. I suppose it means they're happy and healthy in their environment!

#fishblr #aquariums #planted tank #shrimp #amano shrimp #personal #petblogging #so I actually am not 100% sure if they're boning because she only got berried like RIGHT after I added the second shrimp #which seems really fast and I know for sure that crayfish can store semen for a VERY long time (many months) #but I haven't found evidence online that shrimp can do it to except some people saying they probably cannot #so I'm tentatively assuming they're boning #shrimp love #low key named them he xuan and shi qingxuan in my mind and no he xuan is NOT the male #he xuan is the giant menace that's been established in the tank since basically its inception #anyway these were some really good shots of amano shrimp self-grooming considering all I have is my phone camera

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

damn... kinda mad i didn't die in my dream last night... could've added another method to the list

#all that 'oh god im gonna die' dream stress for Nothing smh #got stabbed... i mean it was kinda my own damn fault but also was it? was it. #it was absolutely fault when the blade had to be removed but yk. didnt die so it was whatever #shaking a fist at last night's dream like COWARD!!! #what was Interesting though was upon waking up #i was still kinda dozing and i held my position #and i was very careful moving as to not jostle the knife. Not Realizing Yet. that that was a dream and was now awake #there is no knife in ba sing se #but damn. gnarly #usually i dont have to go through the whole 'coming to terms with my imminent demise' in these sort'a dreams #its typically Fast #the longest dream-death ive ever had was that one where i got shot #but even that wasnt That long #its just that the others are usually immediate. and non-wound based #absolutely unprompted #sorry to dream post but Hey tumblr blog is my personal diary. To Me <3 #its weird tho that this is the second time ive had a death or death-adjacent dream #where i woke up convinced that it was Real #knife wound.... legit asking myself if im dead after another... fun stuff! #these dreams are very interesting. in a morbid way i enjoy them

[vulturevanity]

I feel like SV girlies haven't seriously considered "codependent mutually obsessive JuliNemo" yet and that's a shame, really. I've seen a lot of wholesome ChampionRank (really cute but a rehash of every wholesome yuri I've ever seen, not much original content here and that's okay) and one-sided obsessive yandere!Nemona ChampionRank (REALLY do not like the villainization of Nemona's neurodivergence but eh, you can do whatever you want forever) but not as much "these two get on like a house on fire. and boy, it's dry season" ChampionRank.

Where is "battle-hungry socially starved trainwrecks who have no one but each other" JuliNemo. Where is "oh god these two exacerbate each others issues into the stratosphere and this can only end in disaster but I can't look away" JuliNemo. Where is "bringing out the worst in each other and scaring the hoes" JuliNemo. Where is "you two are perfect for each other. Never change, just never involve anyone else in any of this" JuliNemo. There's so much potential here. Toxic codependent yuri save me

#pokémon #pokemon sv #championrankshipping #julinemo #babbles #my juliana is such a mess #she does not make friends easily and can't keep relationships for long at all #whenever someone enters her life she aants to make the best impression so she lovebombs them incessantly #and that either comes across as too much too fast or causes people to get too attached. #but she's young. she is very young. and the people who bothered to match her energy had ulterior motives #so now she's too afraid of getting too close to someone #she'll act the part but never show her true self #and at the slightest hint of genuine connection she'll RUN. #this of course clashes horribly with Nemona's own overbearing personality and loneliness #you know how she wants you to be her ideal rival. and you end up becoming exactly that. #yeah to my Juliana this was kind of a nightmare because. as much as this toed her boundaries #she isn't so inept as to not recognize a bit of herself in Nemona. so she decided to ride this out and appease her #and UH OH! she got attached. fear and need for control and validation from feeling wanted mixed in her head #and she started matching Nemona's energy and the two jumped into dating too fast and oops. they're codependent now #they literally can't handle being away from each other for more than two days or they start going feral #i wish i had the energy to write this one because i'm fascinated by this horrible dynamic. i want to study them in a rat maze #edit: i feel like i should clarify that this interpretation relies on Florian existing and being the one to help Penny and Arven #Florian isn't without his issues. he's a huge people pleaser too. but he's more of a doormat who can't say no

[7amaspayrollmanager]

Me randomly: If ramy was alive at the end of babel he would've figured a way out of that ending

#im not a fix it person bc robin made the decisions he made to the very end bc of ramy and griffins death #but im so mad hermes society was literally a blip #like after robin killed his dad shit got real and fun very fast and then letty ruined it at all #i rate the book 3 out of 5 stars bc having to read how much the 4 love each other and are stuck like glue but most of the interactions we #read are them fighting each other 😭 #like there was no love like i felt like the strongest relationship was between victoire and ramy bc ramy had scenes where he acted #like he was victoires older brother #and it was so sweet #its also funny to read babel esp when u get to the occupy the tower as i think of doing sit ins at my schools biggest library #like *taking notes*

[lord-shitbox]

Rikuo's night form appears older than his day form because 13 is the age of maturity for yokai, so when he's a yokai he's closer to an adult & therefore looks more like 17 or so.

however, after 13, yokai aging seems to slow down Drastically, so like, do you think that after he's well into his adult years (by human standards) his night form will continue to look 18ish. 45 year old nura rikuo working long hours at the office and coming home to unwind and aging backwards 20+ years for six hours.

#nurarihyon no mago #if yokai aging rules apply enough to make him look older at night when hes < 13yrs they should make him look younger at night when hes 25+ #nurarihyon the OG aged quick because his heart got eaten so neither rihan nor rikuo wouldve inherited his unusually fast yokai aging #i could see his human blood influencing how quickly his yokai form ages but his Human and Yokai Forms r very distinct from each other #even affects his personality. imo due to his yokai form being like 5 years older. i think human rikuo will become more like yokai rikuo onc #he gets out of middle school n shit #tumblr user lord shitbox posted a nuramago post that has nothing to do with the gyuki clan SHOCK HORROR WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO

[icewindandboringhorror]

Recent-ish life pictures and etc.

#image commentary in tags once again since they don't allow captions anymore and I feel weird using the alt text for that -- #1. bright very poofy cloud sky #2. saw these weird bugs on a sidewalk that were clustered in a pile and some of them were sitting butt to butt or something.. I wonder if #that's how they mate?? or maybe just some sortof strange bug fight or something.. interesting little creature party happening #out on the pavement on that day #3. Its kind of hard to see but on the inside of this watermelon there is a slightly lighter formation that sort of looks like a heart shape #4. special breakfast of scrambled eggs. soy sausages. and jarred artichoke heart. with some black coffee and whipped cream + a strawberry #5. ARBY.. fish ...traditional summer treat available only until like september maybe for like a month. but I love them because theyre cheap #lol.. the next closest/cheapest fried fish sort of option that is easily acessible to me is a more upscale fast food place where you can ge #three tiny little chunks of fish maybe the palm of your hand sized for about $17 lol... so 4 arby fried fish chunks for like $5 is good #6. & 7 - very cool sunset colored sort of pink/yellow/orange flower I found growing wild in someone's yard #8. got as a gift from someone who got it for christmas but didn't really want it and asked if I did since everyone knows Im like The Person #Who's Obsessed With Cats out of any group of people.. but I still havent done it lol.. it just sits there gathering dust until I have #the time on top of my 600 other projects. I think it's cool that it's gray so it does look like noodle (my cat) #9. Noodle (the aforementioned gray cat) with fancy lighting behind him #photo diary

[bonefall]

Same anon- wasnt trying to imply that with blossom either! Just wanted to say that it could've been read that way and could be triggering to some, and the fact that no one speaks up felt off, even if its against the code. I've never read the more recent books either, so by the way the posts were spaced it felt like the series goes Df battle > Tempest > Ashfur in the span of a few moons, meaning blossom went from one horrible event to another and was still feeling isolated and shameful. Sorry if anything came off as confrontational or mean!

As for the 'why dont they leave?' thing, I think we all default to how Ravenpaw actually DOES leave and we just apply the same logic. As humans we naturally draw connections, and if we see a situation where a whole clan turns on one cat, we ask why didn't they just do what Ravenpaw (or Dovewing iirc) did and decide they can't deal with this and it's better to move on. It's a pattern that we itch to see fulfilled: Tigerclaw turns everyone on Ravenpaw so he leaves, Dovewing gets her whole clan telling her to do better so she leaves, Blossomfall gets named as a traitor and repeatedly gets dishonor titles to remind her of all her faults- why do cat not leave???

But yeah, if Blossom got to heal, i retract my statement entirely. I just was going off the logic that she felt isolated/cut off and that being told she's better off invisible would just shove her further into that belief. I do wanna ask, do you know what the thing Blossom spoke up about that got her slapped with the title?

Ah, I see! Let me clear up the order of events so far;

ThunderClan's Tempest, shortly after the Great Battle, dealing with the Clan moving on. Contains some parts of the canonical Dovewing's Silence but mostly Bramblestar's Storm

AVOS, with Blossomfall joining the Kin and being rescued sometime towards the end. Still working out some kind of incident where her kits are either stolen, or have to be retrieved-- the sire is not known

Squirrelflight’s Horror, a book about how Bramblestar turns a tense political situation into an excuse to leverage his power to abuse his deputy after feeling slighted.

TBC, which is at least a year after AVOS, with all of Blossomfall's children now being young warriors and her life coming back into order

So Blossomfall is having a pretty long journey here! Her life has been rocky and she can be a really nasty person, but she was brought back into ThunderClan because she is still loved. There are people who really want to see her get better.

And as for when she gets Clearface'd, I'm torn on it either being the first sign and SUPER shocking because it was just the normal amount of Blossom-sass, OR it coming right after the death of Bristlefrost and she argued that

"Bristlefrost was a codebreaker but who cares! She was a warrior of ThunderClan! There's no way that StarClan--"

And then interrupted and quashed with the title.

So, first option, to demonstrate Bramblefake's new level of malice at the earliest possible point and use Bristlefrost's death as the "turning point" of the arc where cruelty becomes violence,

Or, as a direct response to Bristlefrost's death, and the moment where there begins to be suspicion, because Bramblestar is NOT this good at naming.

#I like controversial girl characters a lot btw #With Dovewing also she is also a special case #She didn't have a ShadowClan to run to and didn't know if Tigerheart would even take her kits since they're Bumblestripe's #And she wanted to get away from her family #She she bolted in a random direction in panic LMAO go girl #Dovewing was willing to ACCEPT solitude not knowing the Guardians were thataways #She would have lived in the woods. At least until she had time to make a decision #But that's a really difficult choice to make logically #And comes from her resentment of Everyone at that moment #ShadowClan was disbanded at that time #And Raven? He's got it made thanks to Barley and the presence of a barn #Though the idea of Blossomfall straightup kicking Smoky out of his barn is very funny #'HEY THIS IS MY BARN-' #*Blossomfall throws him out a window* #That's pretty funny maybe she'll do that for the rebels later #'Hey guys idea. Instead of having rebel camp in the woods we go kick that loser out of his house' #Very Bloss thing to do tbh #'Wow that guy looks kickable. Hey Ivy how fast do you think I can make him cry' #I think in talking about how much she is hurting under it all I can end up obfuscating that she is Mean as a primary trait lmao #She's the meanest person in TC and passes the title back and forth with Berrynose like an Employee of the Month plaque #Mean people can be hurting though

[love-at-first-bite]

Laios wouldn't judge me or make me feel bad for being excited about things I enjoy.

#victor beeps #sometimes i feel guilty for being happy #i hate feeling like too much all the time #i always feel too weird for my best friend. i could tell i was annoying her tonight but switching topics so much #and when i got in i was infodumpping to my mom about resident evil and she just waved me off #we were watching that ''welcome to raccoon city'' movie and it made very grumpy #NOT the topic for today but i do NOT like that movie #just. i wouldn't get rid of my autism for anything it's a part of me and makes me *Me* #but it is still a disability and makes a lot of things hard for me and makes me feel Not So Great sometimes #i love my best friend and gc friends so much but i still feel like i can't be 100% myself around them #but laios would finally be that person! #he'd *get* me. we'd just get each other so well #he wouldn't get annoyed when i spoke really fast and bounced around on topics #he wouldn't wave me off or just want me to shut up #i think i'd finally feel truly loved and accepted and wanted #i didn't expect laios to remind me so much of myself! #to everyone else he's weird and off-putting and annoying #and i am too #but to each other we're so wonderful and perfect #we could be in love with each other in peace without ever worrying that we're too much for the other

[tvrningout]

tbh some of y'all keep posting about naruto and it makes me wanna interact so bad bc of my nostalgia, but i know diddly about anything shippuden and beyond :' ) i would be floundering :' )

#my love survives in that headcanon about kakashi being chiyo's favorite character #i did write a verse last year for genin interactions and that kinda worked but i'm that person who has to be caught up and understand #all my options before i get into seriously writing something #not to say i couldn't work something out again especially if i'm discussing stuff but i would hit a wall so fast trying to develop stuff #on my own #but i love those lil guys so much... my first hyperfixation i might say bc boy did i watch that show over and over as a kid #created oc's and everything asdfg #and i'm still here like ' chiyo would definitely think this way and fight this way in this universe ' #i dunno y'all just got me thinking and i'm very happy to see something i loved so much on the dash <3 #get ready to ramble | ooc #btw i got a few of the asks written but it's taking me longer bc i keep going 'is this ic for chiyo?? even in this au???' #which is to be expected with a new verse that's so drastically different from her usual setting :' )) #we're getting there though!!