#this has happened multiple times

[mammonswhore]

Mammon: *with a walkie talkie following Belphie* The cow is out of the farm I repeat the cow is...

Belphie: *Taking the walkie talkie* THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?

MC: *on the other side of walkie talkie* I am scared of you so Mammon keeps me updated to know if I leave my room or not

Belphie: I am not going to hurt you

MC: bitch you said the same and killed me I ain't risking it again

#this has happened multiple times #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me headcanons #obey me imagines #obey me scenarios #obey me mc #obey me mammon #obey me incorrect quotes #om incorrect quotes #incorrect obey me #obey me! incorrect quotes #belphegor #obey me belphie #obey me belphegor #obey me mammon x reader #obey me crack #hol shenanigans

[hamburgernotsohelpful]

This Marcy made me once again question if I need Therapy, Because why she look so Good?!

#fionna campbell #adventure time fionna and cake #fionna and cake #cake the cat #Marceline thé vampire queen #princess bonnibel #princess bubblegum #martin mertens #adventure time #this has happened multiple times #i need therapy #why she gotta look so good #excuse me while i go cry in a corner #excuse me while i go call my therapist #why am I attracted to women who will step on me #these episodes had me shook #I’m shook #shooketh #fionna and cake spoilers

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

Nico hates his cabin. He despises it. There's coffins in it, but they're for him. He's not a vampire. One morning, 3 am, he is sick of laying in a coffin, so he takes his blanket and wraps it around himself like a cape.

He leaves his cabin and goes to Apollo cabin where he knocks way louder than expected. He hears groans coming from a bunch of different cabins, but he ignores them. He waits for the door to open, showing one of Will's siblings.

"Will! Your boyfriend is here! Again!"

Nico just walks in, already routine, and stops at Will's bunk bed. Luckily, Will has the bottom, so Nico just climbs into it and lays oo the other teen. "Good night."

Will smiled as his siblings roll their eyes, but they're used to it. He kissed the top of Nico's head as the lights go off again. He played with Nico's hair until he fell asleep.

He likes feeling Nico's heart beating against his as they sleep. It's comforting.

#solangelo #nico di angelo #will solace #pj hoo toa #solangelo headcanon #headcanon #this has happened multiple times

[thebunnylord]

Thomas: *is shunting* hey can you move out of that siding? I need to put this train there.

Gordon: really? A silly little tank engine trying to boss, me, a big strong important express engine. Pah! Never! Why do you think you could boss me around? It’s your job to serve us.

Thomas: so you’re not moving?

Gordon: no I am not!

Thomas: alright then, suit yourself.

Thomas: *proceeds to shunt every single heavy truck he could find into the siding that Gordon is on preventing from him leaving*

Gordon: wait no! Let me out! I have to pull the express!

Thomas: I would but you see… I have to go pull the local passenger train in ten minutes. But like you said, you’re a big strong tender engine, you could probably just shunt all of these trucks out of the way.

Gordon: YOU TRAPPED ME BEHIND AT LEAST A HUNDRED HEAVY TRUCKS!! THERE’S NO WAY I CAN PHYSICALLY GET OUT OF HERE!

Thomas: well then I guess you should’ve just shut up and move!

Gordon: THOMAS THE LITTLE BLUE LB&SC 0-6-0 E2 TANK ENGINE!!

Thomas: don’t worry, I’ll be back to move all the trucks out of your way. I just need to do some branchline work first! Bye Gordon the very rude and annoying GNR class A1 pacific express engine!

Gordon: *is trapped in the siding* I HOPE YOU GAINED SOMETHING FROM THIS BESIDES A YELLING FROM SIR TOPHAM HATT!!

#ttte #thomas and friends #ttte incorrect quote #ttte thomas #ttte gordon #this has happened multiple times

[eirxair]

Arthur: *cowers in a corner in his room, more than half drunk and delirious*

Merlin: *standing over him* D'ith mé arán rósta.

#d'ith mé arán rósta means i ate toast btw #merlin passes it off as sleep paralysis in the morning and acts all concerned for arthurs health #this has happened multiple times #merlin #bbc merlin #merthur #bbc merthur #irish merlin #bbc arthur #arthur pendragon #incorrect quotes #merlin shenanigans #merlin incorrect quotes

[cissa-calls]

Countdown to Coven of Chaos: Day 297

Y/N: “Uhhh! I can’t find my phone charger!”

Agatha: “Does that mean I can…?”

Y/N: “…quickly, just don’t set the house on fire AGAIN”

Agatha: “No promises hot stuff” *takes their phone and casts an electric storm spell to charge it*

*smoke immediately sets off the fire alarm*

Agatha and Y/N: “Oh no”

Wanda screaming from the other side of the house: “NO MAGIC FOR A MONTH”

#this has happened multiple times #wandavision #agatha harkness #house of harkness #agatha all along #house of harkness counter #hahndavision #marvel #wanda maximoff #agatha harkness x reader #wanda maximoff x reader #wagatha #wanda x agatha #coven of chaos #coven of chaos counter #incorrect marvel quotes

[etchif]

It's crazy to me how people will get mad at their pets for exhibiting normal animal behaviour

#@ my mom when you let the dog out unsupervised at night shes gonna run away. thats your fault not hers #this has happened multiple times

[nllick]

Am I the only one who gets hella embarrassed whenever you send an ask in somebody's inbox and they never answer it? 😭😭 I know they don't have to answer it but it's like knowing you sent it and they probably read it but never responded..it's so humbling and makes me wish I never existed ☠️👤

#this has happened multiple times #I cry every night thinking about it #nick speaks his nonsense

[polkad0t1]

#This has happened multiple times #phighting! #poll #subspace phighting #littol post

[tizzypizza]

said this on my twitter so i’m repeating it here.

just because i don’t happen to headcanon shiver as nonbinary does NOT make this a safe space for terfs.

I’M nonbinary for crying out loud. i can’t fathom the idea of transphobic tumblr users HALF as easily as i can transphobic twitter users, but i still want to make this clear. it’s been a harrowing few months getting commission inquiries from very polite people who have like… stonetoss rt’d at the top of their profile.

why is this distressing? surely they’re nice people who just want an apolitical exchange of goods, right? they’re doing me a favor, this has nothing to do with transgenderism. …except it DOES because that means i have, by some hellish miracle, somehow created a safe space for people belonging to an ideology solely defined by wanting people like me “fixed” “eradicated” or dead. had they known, they likely would not have commissioned me in the first place.

anyway, yeah. just a small vent. my little lesbians aren’t for terfs, sorry.

#this has happened MULTIPLE TIMES #and it feels relevant with the… you know what #if youre american that is #tw transphobia #tiz talks

[bibannana]

When Kix is overly annoyed by his vod they can hear him muttering under his breath things like:

"You can't sell their organs at the underground market. It's illegal. It doesn't matter that Fives was shooting fruit off of Hardcases head. They're your vod and you love them."

It's okay it was set on stun.

They take turns shooting at each other.

Sometimes somebody get hit and sent to med bay.

#this has happened multiple times #Kix wants to leave them where they lay #rex won't let him #its really just a game of chicken #medic kix #kix #arc trooper fives #fives #clone trooper hardcase #hardcase #star wars #the clone wars #tcw #clone wars #501st #501st shenanigans #incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect clone wars quotes

[ziipzeepzop-eez]

I took adult multivitamin and now I have adult chest pains help me why does it still hurt why I am an 💥adult💥 arent I the gummy teen vitamins am I supposed to still take them help me why does it feel like a. heart burn.

#I AM DANG NEAR 20 #WHY DOES IT PHYSICALLY AIL ME TO TAKE ADULT MULTIVITAMINS??? #WHAT'S GOING ON #AM I STILL A BABY IN ADULTHOOD OR SOMETHING #OR IS MY IMMUNE SYSTEM JUST QUIRKY #I FEEL THE CRAMPS IN MY SHOULDER BLADES #this has happened multiple times #will i ever learn my lesson? #stay tuned to find out

[storravoid]

Someone does not have to look visibly disabled to be disabled!!!

If you yell at someone for using the handicapped stall when they "don't look disabled", you are not helping people, you are an asshole!! People do not have to look disabled to deserve kindness and respect.

#im just mad #this has happened multiple times #just happened again #invisible illness #invisible disability #disability #disabled #public restroom #ablism

[milkfroggo]

The pain of putting a hot beverage into a thermos only to realize that you put your drink in too hot, and now you can only 1. drink in pain and sadness or 2. wait for your drink to very slowly cool down.

#pain #hot beverage #this has happened multiple times #it's not fun to do either #i just want to drink in peace #:c

[stargazeraldroth]

ya know what’s be even funnier? if ink passes along his weird taste in food to all of his kids. pj, palette, blueprint, gradient… all of them eat the weirdest things and don’t bat an eye lmao.

Imagine being Dream in this situation. You agree to make Ink some dessert... and he hits you with these... monstrosities. These disgraceful defilements of sweet delicacies. Not only was it agony to make them, but watching them eat it is just as bad, if not worse.

I imagine the kids would be skeptical at first with some of the things, but they try them, just for Ink... only to find that they really like them a lot!

#anonymous asks #character headcanons #ink sans #paperjam #gradient #this reminds me #have i ever mentioned my headcanon that dream breaks into the castle #and just confiscates the kitchen #this has happened multiple times #he needs to bake his sweets dammit! #and it's always at night too #so it's extremely awkward if anyone walks in on him #he and horror have had intense staring contests because of this

[venacoeurva]

Seeing the sickest album covers ever on my recommended page that would reasonably lead you to believe it's medieval or ancient Greece influenced and possibly using the instruments or may mimic older fantasy game instrumentals of some sort

It's just really bland progressive rock again

#This has happened MULTIPLE times #vena vents #not art #If you aren't gonna use perhaps a lute or lyre get outta here with those covers designs imo