#this hellsite lmao

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

RIP to the boop button

you shall be very dearly missed <3

#I miss it already lmao #hellsite hall of fame #hellsite hall of fame curator’s bullshit #hellsite hall of fame curators bullshit #boop #boop button #boop o meter

[spellbird]

"Illumination Legend of Zelda isn't real, it can't hurt you!"

Illumination Link:

#i had to make him i had to do it #but at what cost #anyway i really dont want them to make this movie #if zelda were to ever be made into a movie like this #either the animation needs to be done by studio Ghibli #or we are using the CDI zelda timeline/games ONLY for Illumination's version #loz #legend of zelda #the onceler #illumination #meme #edit tags ahead: #i both love and hate how this is my most popular post on this hellsite #i wish my art got this amount of attention lmao

[sango-haveaniceday]

Has this been done yet

#neil gaiman #ryan reynolds #twitter #twitter refugees #tumblr #tumblr hellsite #shitpost #meme #the simpsons #no homers allowd #lmao #i had an idea and here it is #pls appreciate my zero edition skills #I JUST NOTICED THE TYPO #DAMNIT

[beif0ngs]

Buggy the Clown || Anime vs. Live Action comparison shots 

#One Piece #opgraphics #One Piece Live Action #Buggy #Buggy the Clown #OPLA #oplaedit #Jeff Ward #*mine #good on 'em for keeping this iconic scene in lmao #but didn't care for how they changed it to Luffy having the idea to separate and lock up Buggy's body parts #when it was actually Nami who thought of the idea in the manga #like she STOLE and tied up Buggy's body parts like the THIEF that she is #why tf would they change that sheesh 🙄 #ANYWAY i can't believe that the OPLA turned Buggy into the most celebrated and hated character here on this hellsite #i mean i need y'all to know that he is really just a dumb pathetic loser clown whose true strength lies in riding off others' coattails #and while i'm still not a fan of the live action i did surprisingly enjoy Jeff Ward's performance as Buggy

[burst-of-iridescent]

ana's meta masterlist

Pro-Zutara:

the official zutara dissertation: part 1 | part 2

zuko, aang and taking lightning for katara

zutara and romantic coding

"you rise with the moon, i rise with the sun" is a zutara line

zutara and thematic significance

zutara vs jetara

zutara parallels in the awakening

zutara's narrative culmination

zutara in the crossroads of destiny:

azula vs katara

love as resistance in the catacombs

zutara in the southern raiders:

the true source of katara's anger at zuko

katara bloodbending before zuko

the narrative relevance of zutara

zutara and bloodbending

zutara's narrative symmetry

why zuko had to betray katara in ba sing se

Anti Anti-Zutara:

the official zutara dissertation (p.3)

"zutara would face too much opposition from their countries"

"zuko and katara are a colonizer/colonized ship"

"zuko and katara would fight all the time”

"platonic zutara is better than romantic zutara"

"fire lady katara is racist"

“zuko would’ve taken lightning for anyone”

“katara is too traumatized by the fire nation”

ATLA Ship Criticism:

the official zutara dissertation: part 4 | part 5 | part 6

why mai.ko was never intended to be canon

mailee is a better ship than mai.ko

how kat.aang could've been fixed

kat.aang's lack of trust in the southern raiders

emotional labour in kat.aang

kat.aang’s narrative imbalance

comparing katara and aang's parenting

why the fortuneteller does not foreshadow kat.aang

ATLA/LOK:

azula/katara parallels

katara's choice in the crossroads of destiny

was zuko's betrayal in-character?

zuko's comments in the southern raiders

zuko's comments in the southern raiders (pt. 2)

zuko is not a “bad boy”

sokka didn't feel inferior to katara

did mai fear azula?

comparing mai and toph

sexism in the water tribes

thoughts on the atla comics

gratuitous violence in the legend of korra

The Hunger Games:

zutara and everlark parallels

zutara and everlark parallels (pt. 2)

gale's arc in the hunger games trilogy

the myth of humanity's inherent evil

the ending of lucy gray

Squid Game:

individualism under capitalism

the ethics of billionaires

#zutara #anti kataang #anti maiko #zutara meta #been intending to do this forever but i'm on this hellsite so much that going through my archives took an eternity lmao #anyway here's a collection of patented ana rambles

[catpriciousmarjara]

Conversation between a reddit user who migrated to tumblr and a tumblr user I saw on discord just yesterday.

Him: Why are people so obsessed with Dracula? Is it like a collective vampire fetish or....?

Her: Oh no it's not the Count we like! It's everyone else!

Him: ....like this Jonathan you go on about in #babygurl?

Her: Yeah! Our good friend Jonathan Harker who sends us the most delightful emails... Though he's been having a rough time of it recently...

Her: You should check out our cowboy too! He's wonderful!

Him: ........

Him: okay.

Him(about 20 mins later): What exactly is a Paprika Hendl?

#reddit to tumblr migration #Jonathan Harker #Our good friend Jonathan Harker #Paprika Hendl #lmao #was wheezing as I read this #had to share #Our beloved and beloathed Hellsite(affectionate) and it's peculiarities #Dracula Daily #Re:Dracula

[sidewalk-cracks]

Three excellently written animated movies all particularly known for their clever wit and humor.

#fyi I can't choose between them myself #and I believe they're all pretty much equal in quality #im just curious what other ppl will pick if forced #im not gonna vote bc I legit cannot choose lmao #polls #poll #tumblr polls #tumblr culture #hellsite #megamind #megamind 2010 #the emporer's new groove #disney #disney movies #animated movies #dreamworks animation #dreamworks #shrek #shrek 2

[padfootastic]

i just want to put it out there that sirius black is scary as fuck from a purely physical point of view.

he’s tall as shit, has been since fifth year when he got his growth spurt, and he has tendency to loom over most people.

there’s also the matter of his poker face—it’s impeccable, untouchable. can make anyone feel like him stuck to the bottom of his shoe. he learnt it from the best in house black and it’s his default. there’s a reason people are afraid of approaching him, and are slightly awed by james’ ability to unconditionally do so at all times.

his magic is ridiculously sentient. it swirls around him at all times, often feeling suffocating to those near him. he doesn’t even notice how it swells with his emotions, rising in his defence without him having to call it. at times, it can feel like a brick wall, that’s how powerful it is. and it’s cold. people have been known to shiver and turn into metaphorical icicles around him.

and he’s also just intimidating in a—social capital way ykno? so much money, training, and status. it shows. he could be dressed in a potato sack and he’d still reek of royalty. which is essentially what the blacks are.

and this is it u don’t take padfoot into account. this fuckoff huge Grim who’s literally an omen of death, easily twice the size of any human around him, just bounding around with sharp canines on display and malice in his eyes. it’s the easiest thing to piss ur pants when u come into contact w him.

#sirius black #james potter #goes without saying most of these are hcs #not the height thing tho that’s just canon #(and what inspired this too lol) #i was just thinking of how sirius is physically imposing #and how u don’t need to be built like a truck for it #bc james is. but he’s not threatening. he is slightly intimidating in that he commands authority #but people aren’t *scared* of him #sirius tho? #people cross the road to avoid him #and this is just him as is #when he actually starts dressing up and shit #it’s worse #some of my fav sirius descriptions in fics are just when they’re describing his power lol #pura khada ho jaata hai ngl #bc he just??? has so much?!? of it?? #and that’s not to even touch the political or economic part of it #idk man he’s just hot all around bc of how powerful and this scary he is #also re sirius’ height; one of my fav posts on this hellsite will forever be the nba player sirius one lmao #v v accurate i think #pen’s notes

[incogneat-oh]

These gals are nailing it. How did she know I’m looking for an 18 18 24 24 24 19 20 21 20 24 19 19 year old from Kansas Wyoming Mississippi Georgia Montana Pennsylvania Kansas Alabama Missouri New York Utah Maine. Also my astrologist says I’m a great match for a nasty babe who is a Virgo/Aquarius/Capricorn/Capricorn/Virgo/Aries/Sagittarius/Gemini/Leo 😍

#almost sad to block her… #she truly was my favourite thot #(no offense to the many other thots in my heart) #p*rn bots #this blue hellsite #no one cares neatoh #lmao #someone who knows something about astrology feel free to lmk if that random selection of signs suggests anything particularly #is there such a thing as a slutty astrological sign lmao

[kaiju-krew]

Hello!!

Okay, first of all: I LOVE YOUR ART!!! I've been following you on Twitter because I didn't have tumblr until now (⁠｡⁠•́⁠︿⁠•̀⁠｡⁠)

Are you planning to do more gijinkas? Goji and Mothra are so beautiful and I'm curious if you are gonna do more characters? Like... Idk, Kong? (I'm sorry, I love that guy)... OR Shimo! I know Shimo is very new, but I think her/his design is very pretty.

That's all, have a nice day ⊂⁠(⁠(⁠・⁠▽⁠・⁠)⁠)⁠⊃

(Sorry if my english is bad, I'm spanish)

hallo!! ahh thank u sm<3 your english is great btw!! :D

oo welcome, tumblr is great imo =w= it may not be as popular as twitter but it's mostly chill and i love how much easier it is to chat with ppl

i am working on more actually! I'm currently working on a new set of 3, but I'm lowkey loving shimo a lot so i may have to sneak her in too she's a girl to me until the movie crushes my dreams but yess i'm currently working on rodan, kong, and biollante :3c

buuuuut it'll likely take me a while to get them out bcuz like 95% of my art time rn is dedicated to working on stuff for the comic con i'm gonna be vending at. but once that's done i'll be free and clear to spend all my free time on them.... im honestly dying to work on them more but im gonna make it a reward for myself for finishing all my con art lmao

as a littol bonus...... i used one of those height comparison things to make sure everyone is scaled properly - it'll give you a sneak peak on the other ones i'm thinking of doing in the future /o/

#honestly i made this a month ago and i already want biollante to be taller so expect that retcon when i finish her design lmao #can you tell i love pocket sized moth people #because i do #*adds leo because i have a mighty need to create a mothtwink design* #dont even worry bout that im mentally normal #ignore me i get silly in the tags #tbf if you're a tag reader you get the secret deep lore it's like a special little treat #like finding out goji is the bottom #there it is again #almost like it's true or something #this is why tumblr is superior to twitter #if i spoke about moth twinks or bottom!goji on twt i'd be dogpiled by dudebros so fast. this is why i will never leave this hellsite <3 #anyways #bye ily tag readers #*runs for the hills* #kai talks

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

The clowns are coming back

oh

good

#lmao #ask #the hellsite answers #hellsite hall of fame curator’s bullshit #hellsite hall of fame curators bullshit #clowns #tw clowns #cw clowns

[boom-katsuki]

Everyone: Dream is the new Tumblr sexyman, The Blorbo, little meow meow, etc etc

Actual tumblr, twirling their hair, kicking their feet up in the air: The Corinthian could kill me and eat my eyeballs and i’d thank that motherfucker

#lmao what were we expecting from this hellsite #ofc we’d go for the unhinged pansexual #the sandman #the corinthian #dream #netflix sandman

[fxa]

NFJSKDNFKSDF???????

#id in alt #100 #twitter #tumblr #tumblr meta #checkmark #blue checkmark #verification #verified #elon musk #funny #meme #lmao #tweet #hellsite #tumblr mart #tumblrmart #bluh

[hellsite-detective]

hey there! this is your local Hellsite P.P.I speakin'.

i just wanted to make a quick announcement sayin' that i'm terribly sorry if it's takin' so long to get to your post case! i promise i'm lookin' at every single one of these and that i will eventually get to all of them. they're just pilin' up rather quickly. but that won't stop me! i've got a job to do, and i won't rest until it's done!

have a great day, tumblr masses!

#im thinking about upping the posts per day to 4 instead of 3? #that way i can get through these quicker? #at least then you wont have to wait as long to have your post case tackled lmao #hellsite detective #not a post case #the detective’s shenanigans

[teruriii]

Kazuha drank a bit too much sake.

#hi tumblr c: #heres some super old art lmao #cross posting this from twt / x or whatever you call that hellsite #kaedehara kazuha #genshin impact #tw suggestive #<- just in case #teruriii_art

[daily-dose-of-dopamine]

Tmoblr

thanks mp100

#hellsite #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #mob psycho #mob #anime #tumblr #tumblr hellsite #lmao #ask