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thisiswash · 3 hours
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that new noncompete law sounds
pretty cool, as someone who has to sign a noncompete at work-
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swan2swan · 3 hours
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LAIOS
WHY
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sunscanid · 6 hours
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referring to inanimate objects as “she” not in the way people refer to cars or boats but in a distinctly yuri way
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esprei · 2 days
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(wip) cookin' up something 👀
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talking to a person who is so soundly middle-class who talks to you as if you are also middle class is an experience.
I mean I technically am middle-class now because the government changed where they draw the line a few years ago so I've just made it in now. but also my whole family all together (me, mother, and siblings) probably doesn't even make a 4th of what hers does a year.
so hearing about my coworkers family is interesting but also frustrating. they have so much and she talks about it like it's less than what they want for themselves. like "we only saved up enough to buy a boat 5 years ago" while not recognizing that being able to consider a boat in a landlocked province where there's barely anywhere to use one is !!!.
they've got a summer cabin and they all have cars and her parents paid for her tuition and half her rent and they give her stuff all the time.
this is the first time in my life when I've had the luxury of making stupid purchases without saving for years to do it and she's just buying jewellery and expensive clothes and she doesn't save any of her paycheck because if she runs out of money her parents will help her. and I try to comfort myself about buying $300 on clothes from shein where I get many outfits and I feel bad about it but it's nothing on that.
I tried so hard to reach something that other people get just by being born.
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bard-like · 3 days
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when you [MMMMMMM] the right thoughts and you [AAAAAAAAA] till you have no choice but to [OOOOHOHOHOHOH]
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ergoink1 · 6 days
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Oh, hello! Do you really see me in your references? Wonderful! I wanted to recommend the young artist's channel to you: @keetchuu. She's an aspiring artist, but I think you'll like her work.
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cvntkisser · 6 days
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My type is anyone extremely disgusted by my eccentric behavior, easily angered by how anoyying i am and mildly concerned for my mental well being.
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worstloki · 7 days
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Alpha/alpha roommate plots are wild... if you’re both territorial then just draw a line ?????
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ivory--raven · 7 days
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idoweirdcrap · 8 days
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b r u h
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omnishamblegreg · 8 days
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if i said
i have a tshirt of mine, that you wore once
blue and washed-soft and one of my favourites
that when you returned it after sleeping on the floor
lingered with your perfume
i haven't worn it since
rolled it up instead, so the perfume wouldn't fade
it's travelled with me as i changed jobs, moved house
the pyjama top i never wear
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a month ago we walked together in the dark and your perfume danced in the air
is that the same one you had a year ago? longer?
it wasn't, you said
but somehow it was still exactly you.
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listening to part of the band i need to die
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ghost-chi · 9 days
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People need to send me more asks im so bored
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pantone-palette · 10 days
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Quick choices! Taking shape
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Me when we talk about special interests
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