#this is a 🔪 callout

[mysicklove]

sigh, me and my big mouth got me in trouble again.

#🔪 - mello talks too much #cw discourse #i’m in the call out post BUT i commented as a joke not knowing anything about the situation #i thought it was another anti-aging up call out post that i have experienced. so i commented ”DRAMA?” as a silly joke thinking it #was something completely different....they were not talking about the anti-aging up call out posts.... #i just followed that account like less than a week ago #I DONT KNOW THESE PPL 😔😔😔😔😔😔 #i always like remain neutral on situations (hold opinions to myself) but bc i comment on everything i see i got involved on accident #i’m just going to block all of the accounts that are associated with the post bc i cant mentally deal with this rn LOL #or should i apologize? but i also feel like i didn’t do anything wrong #except for not being aware of my surroundings #between the minors contacting me and now me getting myself dragged into a callout post (OF PPL I DONT EVEN KNOW) tumblr is roasting me toda #everyone needs to gag me and tie my hands behind my back so i don’t accidentally enter things that i don’t mean to enter #if i need to do an apology post just let me know

[1knife]

bites u

CHOMPS RIGHT BACK !!!!

& oops , she drank his blood .

now we are both bakugo . ♥

#this is a case of 'got ur nose' cause now it is toga's nose #i stole ur icon please dont make a callout on me tm #🔪 ੈ ♥ ‧₊˚ ❝ stay with me & let's eat . / ( ic ) #v; twin ( ft. hwitzr ) #hwitzr

[welcometomybraincomics]

Aggressive reminder to stop doing things that hurt yourself, drink some water, and have a snack 🔪

#take care of yourself #do it!🔪 #self care #self callout #hahaha

[muppetebbtide]

discworld dashboard simulator

❓ ankhmorporkpolls

🧙🏻 blackalisstan

This is like that tsortian guy who had to pick between goddesses and started a war and then died. Or like paying the assassin's guild to kill you

🔪 treefroghousealumni follow

*inhume

🧙🏻 blackalisstan

piss off you posh knob

🍴 priestessofanoia

tbf I don't think the watch is wasting its time on this blue hellsite so ur probably safe there. the POSTMASTER however...

#sometimes I think only bloody stupid johnson could have come up with this fucking site

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🪻watchofficial follow

ALL'S WELL!

🍴 priestessofanoia

nvm lmao 😭

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#ppl on here are actually sooooo ankh morpork centric it's insane #'EVERYONE knows webblethorpe the unconscious' who??? why the fuck should I??? #like HELLO there's other places on the disc? #and klatch is NICER like omg

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unseenuniconfessions reblogged:

🦧 unseenuniversitylibrary

Ook

#SO TRUE KING

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Anonymous asked:

Is lord vetinari gay

🪄ramtopswitches answered:

Why would you ask us, a ramtops witches blog, this

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CALLOUT: @ /spanglersal (deactivated)

• started a Kickstarter to crowdfund a click of Captain Vimes & Errol then disappeared with the money and has gone completely ghost on everyone

• apparently stole over 100k

• cringe

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Anonymous asked:

Blessings be upon this askbox

🌷queen-of-lancre answered:

I don't know if this is nanny pretending to be granny, or if it's actually granny, and I think I'm too scared to find out

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cmot-dibbler-enterprises sponsored

SAUSAGES INNA BUN ‼️‼️‼️‼️🌭🌭🌭🌭

🏚️ throwingshades

Gonna go skating on the frozen river ankh!!

💀 nojusticejustus

HAVE FUN

🏚️ throwingshades

Thanks man!

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🐸 bursaaaaaaaaar

is. is the post office posting crab rave bc reacher gilt just turned up dead

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🧳 agateantravels follow

The Crumley's Hogswatch grotto is being advertised again but somehow I just don't think they can top last year's... like idk where they got the budget from but the real pigs?? CRAZY. my little sister asked for a pony and there was just one in the house when we got back like?? My mum was PISSED but yes talk abt Hogswatch magic. Still wonder how they pulled it off

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💖 angelofmusic

It's literally SO unfunny to be making jokes about the Opera Ghost when you all KNOW I saw so many of my friends DIE last year??? I literally have so much PTSD from it... like it's so insensitive you're all actually the WORST

#vent #don't rb #some of you will say ANYTHING for a cheap laugh :(

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🐊 genuablogging

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “narrative causality” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw the Duc turn into a frog

My buddy Mrs Pleasant, pacing: Lilith de Tempscire is lying to us

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#no idea if this is even funny. whatever! I had fun! #discworld #terry pratchett #gnu terry pratchett #witches abroad #going postal #hogfather #maskerade #tumblr simulator #dashboard simulator #my post #tag edit: I did not realise today was the anniversary of Terry's passing... but it certainly serves as a tribute!? gnu ledge

[romanticrevolution]

1789 tumblr dashboard simulator

🥖 getthatbread

me 💁‍♀️ and the girlies 💖 marching on versaille ✊✊

👑 louisxvideactivated0922347

love to see it!! girl power!

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🐦 enlightenedpigeon Follow

Man is born to be happy and free, and everywhere he is enslaved and unhappy! Society exists for the purpose of conserving his rights and perfecting his being, and everywhere society degrades and oppresses him! The time has come to remind him of his true destiny.

🎀 organt Follow

sooo true, bestie ❤️❤️ you whom I know, as I know God, only through his miracles ❤️❤️❤️

👤 ca-ira

hes not gonna fuck you man

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💂🏼‍♂️ bastilleguard76 Follow

guys do you hear that

💂🏼‍♂️ bastilleguard76 Follow

i think i hear something out there

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🛁 marat

need to kill more aristocrats RN

#based #politics #revolution #boost for visibility #reblog dont like

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🏦 secondestatedeactivated249

Okay, no. No. Fuck this. Sit down and listen up, y'all, cause I'm gonna teach you a thing. First of all, the word "nobility" is a SLUR. Not only that, but guillotines are super problematic,

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⭐ enlightenmentthinkertournament Follow

⚔️ frederickthegreat Follow

how the fuck did Voltaire get voted out???

🇫🇷 jacobinqueers Follow

vote for monty guys hes LITERALLY baby girl

#sry for montesquieu posting #blorbo <3

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🏦 secondestatedeactivated249

Callout post for @/marat:

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🛁 marat

im in your walls

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??? guys.. they deactivated?? 😳 uhh

🔪 charlottecordslay Follow

😬...

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#frev #french revolution #history #dashboard simulator

[paralien]

Oh also. I'm broke ™ but i have adhd so i still spent money today. Got myself a t-shirt w a sun motif and a pair of like, jewel green pants that make my ass look ✨️amazing✨️ and finally found a birthday gift for my baby brother bc he turns 🔪20🔪 next week. It's a graphic tee with a mushroom on it and on the back is a tiny mushroom w the Latin name because [ R E D A C T E D ] so hopefully he'll like it bc if not, I'm taking it back bc it looks cool

#fanya.txt #second discount bought brother got a sweater from me last christmas but he hated it :) so i started wearing it instead and also #made a callout post on him #🔪

[desanguined]

WHY DO YOU HURT? because you have made mistakes you cannot swallow 

mistakes come back to you like echoes in an empty cave. you have been trying since you started but does trying count? is trying good enough? every night it visits you, the pain that you have caused with your clumsy hands and venom-tongue. life careens onward, onward, with the moon hung in the sky and the sun the day after, but you walk backwards on this path so you can keep sight of what you did. the destruction still feels fresh. it still feels like fire, where you burned them. fire is supposed to be warm. it burned them, and it will swallow you. blow out the candle. let it rest. some things are better left behind in the dark.

#🔪 ━━ BRACHIAL info. #🔪 ━━ DORSALIS dash commentary. #[ holy shit what a callout. ] #[ got him in one - good job.]

[j0kers-light]

Emoji Assigned Anons ✨

I wanna keep tracks of my anons with an official list.

🔪 anon

🥁anon

🧩 anon

🍄 anon

🧸 anon

🪽anon

Let me know if I’m missing anyone! And if you want to have your own callout, send me an ask declaring yourself!

#thanks anon! #his lighthouse

[twicecut]

pinned!: quick info & guidelines for mobile 🔪

hello! my name is spark, i’m 20+, and this is an rp and ask blog for diego hargreeves from the umbrella academy! i am frequently lurking, but pretty slow when it comes to responding to threads and asks, so please be patient! below are the abridged guidelines for this blog. you can find them in full here.

this blog is anti-callout. the only exception being if someone is actively being put in danger, harassed, or abused. i’m too tired for tumblr drama, man.

please do not follow or interact if you are under 18.

idc if people ship alluther or if their relationship is acknowledged ic. it's canon in all sources and it doesn’t squick or trigger me.

slightly related, if you think depiction always equals endorsement, please hard block me.

critique is healthy, hate is not. no viktor, luther, or allison hate, please. i acknowledge the umbrella sibs’ issues and love them anyway.

my tagging convention for sensitive and triggering content will be #___ for ts.

i have no triggers and no notable squicks, but please let me know if there’s something i should be mindful of in our threads for your own comfort.

please give this post a ♥ if you’ve read it! thank you, and if you have any questions or concerns, please let me know. 🌻

#out of knives [ooc];

[defyxoblivion]

Apparently there’s a smut callout? Well all I have to say to that is, “I’ll write my muse participating in any gang bang, weird kink & deeply unsafe sex practice I want. Get fucked and stay fucked.”

Seriously. I’m much with the ‘sex positive’. Even if the use of obnoxious buzzwords makes me break out in hives. Write what you want, just tag thing’s appropriately so that people can avoid what they don’t want to see.

Stay safe, nerds, or else 🔪

[spectogram]

GOOOOODDDDDDD god. I read this whole callout post about drama that has concerns a bunch of ppl I don’t follow and like every callout post you see with a slew of “receipts” it’s all anecdotes from anons in a moral panic over a trans girls kinks it makes me soooo mad. Then the call outer will always be like “I’m not being transmisogynist!!! How could u say that 😭😭😭😭” but it’s like bitch why are these callout posts that crop up almost always about trans girls, like what’s the takeaway supposed to be

And it’s like holy shit there are rly so many queer ppl who are so puritanical conservative. They think they’re like “warning the community about predators” but ur actually just trying to shame people for having kinks that aren’t for you personally?? Like someone writing a horny post on tumblr is not proof of anything other than that persons thoughts, which like is a very insane Christian thing to feel like u need to control.

I literally cannot believe people actually believe there is anything inherently more welcoming or chill about tumblr than any other website, like it’s all the same ppl that are on any other platform. UGH. Ok rant over but just barely 🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

[ghcstfced]

ind. ghostface from dead by daylight. by maric. rated r. must be eighteen or older to view.

mobile rules and about below the cut

CONTENT

this blog is nsfw, mostly because most of the media i draw from is for mature audiences. please no under 18s.

danny is a murderer; i am not. i don’t condone his actions nor do i think they’re cute. i just thought he would be an interesting character study. if you don’t like this, please block me. i want you comfortable, and i want to be comfortable. simple.

triggers will be tagged as such: ‘trigger tw’. i have no triggers.

there will be ooc posts on this blog. ooc will be tagged with ‘🔪 — ooc.’

please tag your callouts. i will not reblog callouts. that being said, if you have a callout written about you, you probably shouldn’t follow me. thank you.

i do not follow genderbends. i do not roleplay rape, pedophilia, or incest. if you do, i’ll block. tagged or not.

psd is by libraesthetique. theme is by cxlypsos. icon border is by me. pinned graphic is by jessource. thank you to all!

ETIQUETTE

personals will be blocked. please don’t follow. if you have a roleplay sideblog, please let me know before following me.

don’t reblog threads you’re not involved in.

i practice reblog karma. if you do not, please reblog from the source.

if i follow you, i have read your rules. i do not send in passwords for that reason. 

if it’s been a week, remind me on a thread. i forget. it’s not intentional. if i do drop a thread, i will let you know.

if i block you, please do not try to get around that block. my reasoning is usually not personal. it’s rare that i block.

if you unfollow, please hard block me. i have severe memory issues and will follow you back on accident.

INTERACTIONS 

i will interact with multimuses.

i will rp and interact with duplicates. i have 0 duplicate anxiety. there are so many ghostfaces already. don’t care.

open to writing in other verses. up to you. just ask.

replies will be at my own pace. as stated earlier, poke me for replies if need be. you can match my length. give me enough to work with. i know the words don’t come easy sometimes.

formatting doesn’t matter. i use small text and icons. just don’t use random gifs or gif keyboard stuff.

i will write with ocs. just have info on them. i love ocs.

no force ships, but i am open to talking about ships at any point in the friendship. platonic, romantic, antagonistic. go with it.

i will no longer do mains and exclusives. it makes me anxious.

OOC

my name is maric. i’m 27, and i live in the central time zone. my pronouns are he/him.

again, no password, but if you’ve read this far into my rules, thank you!

ABOUT

BASICS

FULL NAME: danny johnson

ALIAS: jed olsen, the ghostface

AGE: 26

FACECLAIM: hayden christensen

GENDER: cis man

PRONOUNS: he/him

ORIENTATION: bisexual

OCCUPATION: journalist, serial killer, servant of the entity

RELATIONSHIPS

PARENTS: judd johnson ( father , deceased ) , shelly johnson ( mother , deceased )

SIBLINGS: n/a

PHYSICAL

EYE COLOUR: blue

HAIR COLOUR: light brown

HEIGHT: 6'0

BIOGRAPHY

at first glance, jed olsen was a modest and enthusiastic freelancer with experience in a variety of small newspapers. the staff at the roseville gazette appreciated how easy-going and honest he seemed, and so he was treated as a stranger for no more than five minutes into his interview:

“jed quickly spotted the editor-in-chief in the room, gave him a wide smile and a firm handshake, and talked about good old american values. and that was it, he was in.” — ex-contributor at the roseville gazette

olsen never justified his erratic career path, which zigzagged between several small towns from utah to pennsylvania. there was no verification of his previous jobs. he had a decent portfolio plus a good attitude, and they needed a contributor right away.

olsen had been working at the newspaper for five months when the roseville murders began: victims from young to old, stabbed to death in their homes. from the reports, the victims seemed chosen at random, yet the killer knew his way around in the houses. the multiple stab wounds indicated a personal motive. no traces of dna were found. the local police were confounded: the murders were carried with fury akin to a crime of passion yet coldly premeditated.

the murderer also liked to stalk his targets. two victims had reported being followed on their way home by a dark figure, a few days prior their death. the killer would follow them from walleyes, a small bar in northern roseville, and snap pictures of them at home, while looking for a way in. he could watch the same victim for weeks, meticulously registering their habits and routines. when he felt the urge to kill, he’d visit the most vulnerable victim on his list, and break inside the house quietly.

the whole staff worked on the roseville murders story. olsen was often sent to interview the family of victims and relay official statements from the police. unknown to everyone at the time, his involvement added to the final body count.

panic swelled in roseville when olsen produced footage of a hooded figure breaking into a house at night. the masked face, a white blur in the dark, stared at the camera for a second, before disappearing inside. “the ghost face caught on tape” was the resulting article, written by olsen. he seemed proud of his work at the time, enjoying how the whole town feared his ghost stories.

weeks later, olsen left a note on his work desk and disappeared:

“i hope you liked my stories — i enjoyed bringing them to life. don’t worry, i’m not done.” — jed olsen

the roseville law enforcement still refuses to comment as jed olsen remains at large.

VERSES

JOURNALIST

takes place when danny is a journalist; goes by jed. stalks at night. can fit most modern verses.

THE GHOSTFACE

takes place in the entity’s pocket universes. the ghostface is allowed to run free and kill, maim, and torment whomever he pleases. also just whenever he’s in full ghostie regalia.

THE GHOST OF BALTIMORE

danny johnson lives in a tiny flat in baltimore, maryland. he seems like a normal blogger for some unknown site, but by night, he stalks and kills his victims. set in nbc’s hannibal

SERIAL COUNSELOR

danny is a counselor at hackett’s quarry. when the van doesn’t start on the final day of summer camp, he decides to have himself a night of carnage. but it doesn’t quite go the way he plans… danny gets infected by caleb but never turns, as he staves the infection off by putting a tourniquet on to slow the blood flow. it fucks with his hand in the end, but he can survive alongside emma and abi. set in supermassive’s the quarry

JUST A PRANK

danny is a part of the original until dawn gang, best friends with mike. he initially encourages mike’s cruel prank on hannah, but when he sees how upset sam is, he starts to feel bad, as he has a crush on her. the next year, he’s unsure on if he wants to go back to the lodge. still, he does, intending to kill them...for fun. josh and the skinwalkers beat him to it. :/ set in supermassive's until dawn

more tba!

#🔪 — pinned.

[xlounzrhot]

I'll refrain from posting irl clown thirst 👅💦 as well as any extreme klown kinks like murder🔪🩸 or noncon🚫✋🚫 Mainly because this is tumblr and it's only a matter of time⏰before I get a callout post about sexualizing/fetishizing face painting or something like that 🙄 But also because I think I'm pretty extreme all on my own😎You'll have to find my alt account on whatever site I decide to post on. 😌

(Maybe I'll make an AO3 idk Lou Jacobs has me under a spell🤐)

#xlounzrhot #clown kinks #murder #non con #clownfucker #clown thirst

[csmean]

i thinkk actualthdrama and th-psas has the callout and psa on thrashen but here’s a quick summary. he’s a 21 year old who groomed, abused, sexually assaulted and raped one victim and has been grooming choward who’s a minor. he drew and commissioned art of his and choward’s sona romantically together. has been sexual to two others when they were 12-14 and he was around 17. he’s into shotacon, groomed his boyfriend and dated him when he was 13/14 and thrashen was 17/18 when they started dating. on one of his tumblrs you can see he likes incest and pedophilia. 👍

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#thrashen #tw lolisho

[helenascorpse]

i fucking love google callout docs please send me any in the notes -🔪🍬

#xue yang speaks #system tag