#this is a crack post

[xxsabitoxx]

The Pillars and their Wolf Ranking

Warning: Alpha / Beta / Omega type shit. I… yeah. No m!preg or slick tho lmfao just a causal… post hmm

A/N: this is fully meant to be a crack head canon post. The idea came to me while I was delirious at 4am… honestly I should have taken it as a bad omen but here we are. Fun fact I used to strictly write A/B/O fics for a very different fandom LMFAO 🫣

I genuinely could not take this seriously the whole mother fucking time so PAH-LEASE don’t come for me for the cringe… or maybe you like this idk I don’t judge

Tomioka Giyu

Alpha

Against his will tbh, he was hoping to be a beta

He’s more withdrawn and “timid” for lack of better words

A particular someone was enraged when Giyu turned out to be an alpha and not him

His only plus is he doesn’t have to deal with omega heats… the idea makes him a bit uncomfortable

Kocho Shinobu

Beta

She’s relieved, though she wouldn’t have minded being an alpha

Had she gotten the title of omega nobody would have ever heard from her ever again

Mama ain’t raise no bitch… cause mama didn’t raise her but anyways… she’d sooner jump off a cliff head first into a rocky ravine  before letting some alpha mate her

She can go about her life as normal

Rengoku Kyojuro

Alpha

He’s not ashamed of it, he rather likes the role

He loves to take care of people, he can command without coming off like a douche bag and people are more than happy to oblige

Plus he wants a big family so being an alpha makes it easier for him I guess

Omegas in heat do have to stay away from him though… he can’t help it… the issue being they practically throw themselves at him

Uzui Tengen

Alpha with three mated wives looking for a fourth

You’re on something if you don’t think this man is an alpha in every sense

Alpha Tengen is horny so don’t be shocked that he already has like five kids with more on the way LMFAO

That being said, Hina, Makio and Suma are obviously omegas

He’s a charmer, so along side Rengoku, people like to go to him for help and such

Kanroji Mitsuri

Alpha female

You thought I was gonna say omega, didn’t you?

Naw my girl is too damn strong (albeit emotional) to be classed as omega

Hell she was pretty shocked by it, so was everyone else. She’s so emotional they for sure thought she’d be an omega. Then again her appetite…

Luckily though the man she had her eyes on happens to be an omega

Iguro Obanai

Omega who genuinely would have offed himself if Mitsuri didn’t turn out to be an alpha

I don’t care what anyone says I totally see this man being an omega and completely and utterly embarrassed because of it

His only saving grace was Mitsuri being an alpha and tbh he finds it so unbelievably hot

While he is an omega he definitely isn’t a shrimpy little bitch and can fully handle himself

When it comes to Mitsuri though he’ll absolutely let her baby the fuck out of him and call him cute

Shinazugawa Sanemi

Omega bitch boy LMFAO

Stfu rn cause baby girl is 100% an omega and I have proof… sorta

My proof being that Gyomei said Sanemi was shy in the little “what the pillars think of each other” thingy

He’s the one that’s enraged about Giyu being an alpha, not even Obanai is that mad lmfao

Tbh it was too cliche to say he’s an alpha and honestly he just doesn’t feel like one to me

Himejima Gyomei

Beta surprisingly

He’s a gentle soul so it makes more sense that he’s a beta and not an alpha

He’s a beta that people still look towards for advice and protection

Similar to Shinobu, he’s chill with this cause he can go about living his life and not having to worry about ruts or heat lmfao

He’s not an overly horny man so…

#kny #this is a crack post #demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer imagines #demon slayer fanfic #demon slayer headcanons #hashira #xxsabitoxx’s work! #demon slayer fluff #uzui tengen #shinazugawa sanemi #kimetsu no yaiba smut #tomioka giyuu #iguro obanai #rengoku kyojuro #kny smut #kanroji mitsuri #kocho shinobu #gyomei himejima #kny drabble #kny crack

[repressedqueen]

My personal speculation for the missing shirt mystery:

Tommy is invited to the wedding.

Eddie and Tommy go for a walk.

Eddie comes back without his shirt, for some reason.

Buck, champagne drunk, notices and kicks his ass. So they both end up with dirty suits.

Edit: Sorry, *wine drunk!

Goes better with the red stain on Buckaroo's crotch... 😌

#this is a crack post #BUDDIE #911 ABC #eddie diaz #evan buckley #oliver stark #ryan guzman #buddie speculation #tommy kinard #eddie x tommy #buck x tommy #911 #911 on abc #buddie911 #911 s7

[talea456]

With the rather large slate of k-drama romances with past-lives subplot going on right now, my neurodivergent brain just connected something that I've got to get out of it:

Why is it only the modern dramas that have the past-lives subplot? What? People living in the Joseon Dynasty or Silla kingdom (thanks Moon in the Day) didn't have past lives too? Did reincarnation only exist after 0 CE or something?

#k drama #korean drama #moon in the day #the story of park's marriage contract #my demon #destined with you #a good day to be a dog #this is a crack post #don’t take too seriously #I know there are probably logistical reasons for the trend #like how I’m sure they have plenty of Joseon-era costumes and sets to use #so it’s easy and/or cheaper to film during that era #kinda like how BBC has a ton of Jane-Austen era costumes that get reused in productions

[tawaifeddiediaz]

they didn’t let buck dream of eddie because if he can make himself sexier than ever, imagine what he’d do to eddie

#zee rambles #eddie diaz #evan buckley #911 spoilers #buddie #this is a crack post #but I was imagining sardonic!eddie and that nearly killed me #so y’all can die over it too

[sealmonger]

Loid has to go into Twilight mode to go to the dentist

#sxf #spy x family #sxf loid #loid forger #sxf twilight #sxf headcanon #this is a crack post #that my brain came up with semi randomly

[robbiedaymonds]

whatever tf this was

#teen wolf #twedit #teenwolfedit #peter hale #userbbelcher #chewieblog #cinematv #useroptional #movie #gifs* #this is a crack post

[awesomefringey]

The ‘h’ in the triangle?!

#this is a crack post

[igotmyhashpipee]

Its 1:06 AM and im making random unfunny memes <3

#tumblr #memes #idfk waffle maker #uh nvm #funny #shitty memes #chronically online #this is a crack post #relatable? #fyp #tumblr fyp #edit YAY PEOPLE LIKE IT :D #nah bc ik its so dumb but its making me super happy and people have liked my thingamabob (even if its out of pity) #so tyyyyyyyyyyy #blep

[tomlinsins]

blue green with moths and butterflies? 😏

💙💚

#this is a crack post #but also... #😏💀 #axp

[burningblake]

#eric winter #the mentalist #the rookie #he's practically caleb in the mentalist 🙈😭 #this is a crack post

[backwardscigam]

she’s a 10 but her crush is in a constant state of Mess Boi and that’s how she likes it.

#Zatanna Zatara #John Constantine #magicblazer #this is a crack post

[dutifulsilence]

Gotta wonder how the Yiga feel about their worst enemy dating their exalted one.

#link.txt #do they even know #this is a crack post

[punkitt-is-here]

the girls watch breaking bad

#doing warmups before i crack down on commissions theyre all getting done this WEEL RGAHHHH #my posts #my art #mlp #twilight sparkle #rainbow dash #pinkie pie #horsecomix #mlp:fim #my little pony #breaking bad #brba

[carlyraejepsans]

sans undertale would not make i fucked your wife jokes. people want to make jokes about sans fucking asgore's wife but sans the character would NOT do that r you kidding me. you can cut the secondhand embarrassment with a knife every time they're in the same room together, sans likes the guy, i bet he feels genuinely kinda bad for asgore. he'd be like sorry about the dating your ex wife thing. to be fair she's a really cool ex wife. and asgore would be like (rescue shelter dog sigh) She is.

#i do think he would keep things polite but distant in the early days post pacifist because tori doesn't want anything to do with him #but after some time passes and they became tentative friends he probably like. asks him to manage the grill at the cookout together #gifts him a HUGE sized pair of socks right back for that other time #cracks some jokes. like they seemed to be on pretty good terms in the game #undertale #sans #asgore #soriel

[blakbonnet]

this is how this scene went right [x]

#our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd text post #ofmd crack #ofmd meme #ofmd gifs #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #ofmdaily #ofmdsource #my gifs #ofmd s2 #ofmd spoilers #ofmd s2 spoilers #aka what i did instead of my actual paying job btw :)))