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#this is a dynamight stan account now
kaissimpparks · 3 years
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All I’m saying is in a hero society with hero names like deku, eraserhead, native, best jeanist, GRAPEJUICE??????, and uravity.....dynamight isn’t that bad
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writersmorgue · 2 years
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asking bnha characters their pronouns on live (pt. 1?)
BAKUGO
"No, All Might is not the best hero, FUCK you..." Dynamight rolls his eyes as he ties up his bootlaces, "I am, he's a close second." He squints, picking up his phone and setting it down on the edge of the roof he's sitting on, the sky a beautiful orange in the background.
"What are my pronouns..." he mumbles, eyes tracking the comments on his Livestream, "he/him, though if number/one were a pronoun that would be it." he snickers, "Oh, grapelord you don't like pronouns?" He fakes a pout, "Get fucked." Flipping off the camera, he blocks the account just before an explosion goes off in the near distance. The live ends immediately.
MIDORIYA
"Thanks for the donation endeavorhater360!! That goes straight to my good friend Hanta, also known as Cellophane's, hospital fund! We're so excited to see these new, improved hospitals with the best staff and equipment go up all around th- OH yes I do love soba I was just teasing Shouto in that interview- no I don't think endeavor is terrible I was just reading the user- well if I had to say I do think he could work on his- oh pronouns!! That's a good question! I go by he/him but anything is fine! I don't really mind!" Deku grins, continuing his ramble as he bench presses a 700-pound weight. His forehead shining with a thin layer of sweat, "Thanks for asking!"
SHOUTO
"Who is my favorite villain? What an odd question I'm a pro hero why would I have a favorite villain?" Shouto looks around the room he's in quickly, then leans closer to the camera, "Dabi, although you can probably guess why I'm biased." He looks at the comments and smirks, "notdabi says 'if it makes you feel better you're my fav hero too' well, notdabi, i'll keep that in mind." He continues to scroll up through the comments for a minute, occasionally blocking endeavor stan accounts, then stops on a question regarding his preffered pronouns, "Hmm, no one's asked me that on live I suppose. He/they but they are in my bio. Thanks." He continues scrolling.
OCHAKO
Uravity pauses her actions, several piles of manga halting midair where she had been organizing them by title, "OH!!! What a good question!" The books continue moving as she peels her eyes off the screen to continue working. "I like she/her or he/him pronouns! they/them is fine too but I don't identify with it as much. Instagram just added that feature I should probably add that! I always forget." She giggles, causing the books to vibrate with her motion. "Make sure to ask if you're not sure! Misgendering is a big issue amongst pro heroes especially with the gender norms we have in place and don't even get me started on costume requirements," She rolls her eyes, "But this is supposed to be a relaxing stream so I won't get into it now."
KIRISHIMA
"And that's what I looked like in middle school!" Red Riot flips the printed photo over to look at it, "Man I was going through some shit. Heavy in the emo phase too. Don't get me wrong emo people are the best, it just wasn't who I was really. MCR still slaps though."He sighs wistfully, "Well I think that's all of that album but I do have some high school photos with Dynamight, Pinky, Cellophane, and Chargebolt if you wanna see those!" He eyes the comments gauging his audience's response. "What are my pronouns... OH, that's the she/he/they thing right? I'm super he/him but I know a lot of heroes who arent cisgender I believe is the term, so be sure to ask!" He hits his knuckles together in his signature pose. "Alright onto embarrassing my friends-"
MINA
"He said WHAT?! Oh, that boy is dead-" Pinky growls as she slams her file back on her freshly manicured nail. "If he weren't like a brother to me, Eijirou would've been a victim of these hands years ago." She sighs, "I swear it's like he-" she looks at the comments, nodding vigorously along with one, "YES exactly!!! Like a cute puppy who doesn't understand that peeing on the carpet is bad. Actually- She snorts, "That reminds me of this one time in third year where he-" She looks back to the comments, "OH they/she babe thanks for asking! Anyway he got SUPER drunk, sorry Aizawa-sensei, and was crying onthe common room couch because he saw a bird shit out of a tree and thought it was an egg that fell to the ground-"
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reading-hub · 4 years
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— Fanboy! Izuku
pairing : fanboy izuku/pro hero reader | characters are aged up to around 20 years old because their pro heroes, obviously.
Although he never inherited a quirk to become a hero, that didn’t stop him from being a total fanboy when you became a hero yourself.
He simped for you on a daily basis. The first thing he’d do when waking up, was updating your fan site, that he made himself. From sharing fan art of you to making cute edits of your fights that were submitted to him by fans. His personal favorites were those cute gif close ups of you just standing there looking pretty. He has them saved on his phone.
In afternoon, he’d follow every stan account that worship the ground you walked on. Liked posts that were screenshots of you saving civilians or talking with other pro heroes. Running into some ship discourse in the process....
People in the comments saying that you should be the number one hero instead Dynamight, which he shamefully agrees with sorry Kacchan. Although he would be lying if he said that seeing everyone ship you with other pro heroes didn’t make him a little jealous...
Like with Dynamight, for example. You two allegedly hated the idea of talking to each other sometimes, competing each other for who gets the top spot, yet fans shipped you two as “they hate each other but also secretly fuck each other” it just didn’t make sense to him.
Maybe he just “shipped” himself with you a little too much and it was getting to his head....
Then nighttime rolled around, which was his cue to be at home, sitting by his computer, night blogging his heart away.
Spam posting and thirsting about you. Typing out all the dirty thoughts he’s had about you in his dreams.
What does (name) do after a long day of patrolling the city? He’s research plenty of times to know whether or not you’re currently in a relationship or casually seeing someone.
He feels a wave of relief after hearing you confirm verbally that you’re not seeing anyone. A selfish part of him is glad, because now he still has time.
“I mean, honestly, I don’t plan on dating a pro hero. That way I don’t have to worry about them putting their life on line the next day.” You spoke during an interview. Oh he DEFINITELY has a chance. He thought, as he pumped his fists up in the air.
He remembered fondly about the time when he met you in person. He was right around the corner where you were battling a crazed villain, threatening you with a knife. The cops surrounded him as you completely BODIED HIM in front of everyone without a sweat dripping from you.
Him and the civilians around him cheered you on afterwards as you handed the villain over to authorities.
While the cops drove off, you stayed behind as fans ran up to you, asking for a picture or autograph. Midoriya was nervous, afraid to approach you head on. You were probably busy with a large crowd and he’d hate to pile onto to it as well.
And so he waited until the sunset, everyone and their mother got a picture or autograph with you, all that was left was him.
“E-excuse me?” He spoke up. “Can you sign my notebook?” He felt so bad asking you. In his eyes, you seemed tired and wanted to leave already, but he just had to stop you. He felt like one of those annoying fans that probably harass you until you acknowledge their existence for one second.
“Of course I will! What’s your name?” To his surprise, you hid away your exhausted face with a cheery tone, a cute faint smile to top it all off.
“U-uh, Midoriya Izuku!” He politely answered. The street corner felt empty, while their were reporters left and right to cover the scene, his mind pushed them all away. It was just you and him, so close together, he was in your space.
“That’s a nice name.” You spoke up, breaking the silence. Midoriya perked up in shock. “T-thanks!” He shyly grinned, laughing nervously to break tension that wasn’t even there.
You gave back his notebook, a smile still on your face. Midoriya bowed vigorously and thanked you again for extra measure. But you sheepishly said you were happy to do so.
You bid a goodbye to him, afterwards being bombarded with a couple of reporters and press asking what went down. Midoriya eyes sparkled with joy after seeing what you wrote on his notebook...
To, Midoriya Izuku,
Your broccoli hair is cute and outta this world! Never stop being you (•̀ᴗ•́)و
Your hero, (pro hero name) !! ❤︎❤︎
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