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#this is a hill I will die on
Merlin and Mordred’s friendship is just grumpy older brother and peppy kid the older brother found one day and decided to adopt. Merlin may hate him, but if anyone else does, they’re done. Like cancelling life subscriptions or forcefully expediting character development, or both depending on the situation. Anyway. Merlin is an older brother/caretaker figure to Mordred and I cannot be convinced otherwise.
Merlin, staring at a camera like in The Office: I can bully him relentlessly but if anyone else even thinks about him funny, imma end their entire bloodline.
Mordred: I know Emrys says he hates me. Did you know he created a more potent medicine when I got sick? He said it was because it’d taste worse, but he added honey so it wasn’t too bad. It was actually nicer than Gaius’. I should get him something to say thank you.
—in the woods or something—
Mordred: Emrys! I found this flower!
Merlin: *snorts* okay?
Mordred: oh… I’ll just… *goes to take it back while looking sad*
Merlin: Piss off. It’s mine now. *magics it so it won’t die and keeps it on his desk*
Mordred: :D
—Interviews—
Merlin: He’s stupid. Also this flower is my favourite kind. That’s why I’m keeping it. Not for Mordred. My brother- nemesis is so stupid.
Mordred: Do you think he liked the flower? I couldn’t find any of his favourites but it was in the same family. … he said it was his favourite? … *smiles*
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2goldensnitches · 5 months
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I know the Food Appropriation Discourse only really happens in earnest when it comes to jews but people really need to stop and think how stupid it is to expect that mizrahim and sephardim not eat the food of the countries they’ve lived in for centuries. Should we forbid goys from having bagels in return?
But as an aside, there’s no such thing as a cuisine without outside influence. Modern mexican tacos would not exist without ottoman immigrants refining them. Mexicans eat schnitzel (we call it milanesa) all the time; quesadillas wouldn’t exist without spanish influence. Mexican pastries, like churros (which originated in spain), drinks like beer (mexican beer industry was started by german and czech immigrants), pasties (english and cornish immigrants), they’re all hybrids.
Vanilla, corn, chocolate, and tomatoes (among other things) are from mexico but it’d be monumentally stupid to go after everyone claiming those ingredients as local specialties; no more madagascar vanilla, no swiss chocolate, no more italian tomato based foods?
Let’s try other cuisines: tempura would not exist in japan if it weren’t for the portuguese, and they also wouldn’t have ramen (the name lit means chinese noodles and it’s a 20th century recipe), curry (indian, introduced by british sailors), or all the french desserts promoted as kawaii. Potatoes are peruvian but they play a massive part in indian and european dishes; or all the american dishes whose origins are entirely foreign.
But we don’t actually see people getting mad unless it has to do with jews. They straightforwardly use language and rhetoric painting jews as vultures. American goys readily play into their own ignorance and only think about jews as funny new yorkers from eastern europe they see on tv who eat bagels and bad meat (the demonisation of ashkenazi cuisine also plays a large part); goys from the middle east drop the pretense of having always loved their jewish people to claim that jews who left for israel (which they also don’t want to acknowledge) eating foods like hummus and falafel is thievery.
Nowhere is ignorance and inflamed nationalism more apparent in few discussions like whether jews have the right (the right!) to eat anything at all without once again being attacked for it.
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nights-ofren · 2 months
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This.
This is the moment they fell in love.
And they both knew there was no turning back.
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twoheadedoddity · 2 months
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people of the world that think HH is the pinnacle of adult animation i am begging you to sit down and watch the midnight gospel
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The Milo Thatch to Spencer Reid pipeline is real, I don't make the rules
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emily-mooon · 7 months
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Jonathan Byers, circa 1983, listening to Violent Femmes debut album for the first time
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dear-ao3 · 1 year
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all im saying is that they had absolutely no business making harry hook that hot in a disney channel movie
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frnkiebby · 2 months
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pretty boy with the pretty eyes~🎃
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nikolai-alexi · 11 months
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James: look, as a reasonable, adult, and well-functioning member of society—
Regulus: a what? I’m sorry, I don’t think I heard you correctly, run that one by me again. Reasonable? Adult? Functioning?
James: *ignoring him* —I understand logically that the different Froot Loop colours are just dyes, but I’m telling you, in my heart and in my mouth, they’re different flavours
Barty: *busting down the door* THATS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING
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friend-crow · 1 year
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Listen. Bickering is the best and fastest way to give characters personality. It can be good natured bickering, but the characters must bicker.
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fat-fuck-hairy-belly · 4 months
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erasurecloud · 1 year
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“Sasuke fell for Sakura after the war, when he was freed from the curse of-“ wrong Sasuke has loved and known he wanted to marry her from the time they were genin
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monochromatictoad · 6 months
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Pokemon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire were the best remakes of Pokemon games ever made by Nintendo. Shining Pearl and Brilliant Diamond are the worst remakes.
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blujaymi · 2 years
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happy ace awareness week!! ft. a (SHOULD BE) canonical ace icon
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the-phantom-author · 1 month
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as a tall girly i am just living vicariously through all these Hasan manhandling and picking you up asks 🤭
If you don't think Hasan would pick your 6ft ass up, you are so wrong. As I said, he takes it as a personal challenge, the moment you express to him that you don't think he could pick you up, suddenly he's changing everything about his training routine, if only to lift you with ease.
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moondirti · 8 months
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miguel would main mario in mario kart when gabriella forced him to play with her (she was always daisy) because he thought it gave him an advantage since the game is named after him
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