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mishidefresa · 3 months
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Sketches
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Fuck R and Eponine dueting On my own what about Grantaire and Marius dueting Agony from into the woods
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bennitastisch · 2 years
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i have never read more than the first issue of the tua comics so if there is a s4 and the plot is also the apocalypse i will have to go rabid and bite everyone who is responsible for this BORING shit personally and especially gerard way
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kobb4ni2 · 3 months
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[FEM READER!]
Just imagine. Sea Serpent! Reader who is EXTREMELY HUGE/TALL. Like this is one piece man everyone is tall a$$ fvck bro, but like in Google it says that a sea serpent is 60.96 metres or 200 feet in my research so uh.. IMAGINE Sea Serpent! Reader who just woke up from a hibernation and already started going attention from the World Government, they try their best to recruit you so they sent the admirals but ohhh boy.
Since Akainu, Kizaru and Kuzan were the first person you've met after a very long time, you picked them up on their coats like how a mother cat picks up their kittens and how they tried their best to get out of your grasp but when you put them on your hands near your BIG BWEEBIES (I LOVE BEWBIES :3 I'm a fucking lesbo) . They really tried their best not to look on your chest (Kizaru is trying his best.) Akainu being the more professional one he tried his best to follow his orders while Kizaru and Kuzan were just basically using the devil fruits around you.
Kizaru could just be in your palms and I'm a second next to your shoulders, while Aokiji was secretly using the highest temperature he could do so he can see your reaction (kinda kinky ngl). Akainu is out here trying his best not to melt those two. You really tried your best to listen to Akainu's proposal yet you can't when you're out here squishing each and everyone of the Admirals cheeks:3
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Let's say you agreed to be in the marines cuz why not? It's been a long time since you felt the thrill of an adventure! And somehow you were already high ranked because of your brutal strength, plus your fishmen karate you could practically control tides. The world government tried their best to not let your presence be known in public cuz bro. YOU ARE BASICALLY A WALKING HISTORY BOOK FOR HOW OLD YOU ARE.
You were immediately given a high ranks as a Vice Admiral, the world government then gave you a house...or beach?...Body of water? I DUNNO but a big place with water that's your home :3. You only spend most of your days, there only being visited by higher ups and the forced isolation were already yandere tendencies to the Admirals + Platonic Yanderes such as Sengoku and Garp.
Corazon and Coby (Sea Serpant! Reader was found way before) were only exeptions to see you, and they were immediately HEAD OVER HEELS. Corazon could not think straight or THINK whenever you're mention in a conversation, he would just immediately day dream. Size difference? I mean yea the only smallest form you can turn is like 20 feet or something BUT IT CAN WORK IT WILL WORK (take that as you can 😈) Sengoku is Corazon number 1 hype man🔥 While Garp is Koby's hype man lol :3
Now if you were lucky enough to even have some kind of freedom but if some kind of MIRACLE you were placed as a Vice Admiral picking up the Warlords when it comes to a serious meeting it would be an interesting sight, let's just say that they went to the meeting not because they were interested in the shit show of a meeting but they do want to see the 200 feet tall Sea Serpent again...
AND QIQBAIA8 And since you were found long before, let's imagine that you were a Rocks Pirate. (I HAVEN'T READ THE MANGA YET SO SORRY IF MY INFORMATIOM OF THE ROCKS PIRATES SUCKS). You were the eye candy of the Rocks Pirate. Big Mom, Kaido, and Newgate would always be 24/7 ON YOUR SIDE, they will one make you join their family one day !!
After many years they are still doing so, Kaido making you mary one of his calamities. The Tobi Ropo even tried some flirty moves on you, but Yamato. Dear lord. Even with or without his father's consent YAMATO. WILL. MARRY. YOU. END. OF. STORY.
You and King got really close after you tell some brief mentions of the Lunarian race back on your days, and that's what bonded you guys, yet everytime he was near you and you started talking his race, he can only day dream of you with a traditional Lunarian ring (or any courting object), on your hands with....children around you with brown skin, black wings with fire, some has some long tails that suspectedly looks similar to yours...Wait. IS HE THINKING THAT YOU AND HIM CAN RE POPULATE THE WHOLE LUNARIAN RACE WITH A MIX OF YOURS! END HIM NOW!!
While Yamato is out here telling you that you are his Toki to his Oden, (corny, but its Yamato I forgive him :3) and since he's Oden, he must create a family with you! He would thunder bagua anyone's ass if they tried to even break his dream! No more of that!!
And you know the drill YEAA BIG MOM, RAGGH. Big Mom out here making you marry any of her children especially her Sweet Generals, the best for you ♡
You and Katakuri connect when it comes to your sharp teeths, plus Katakuri never felt so small in someone eyes until he met you, the very first time he layed his head on your cheek or your long tail as you sweetly careless him telling him to let go of his stress, he never felt this way..he felt so well treated, he now just Katakuri, the Katakuri that didn't need to hide his sharp teeth, instead loved from you. He never felt this way of submission...
Cracker and Smoothie too felt the same, their mother is a bad one indeed so when they are on your presence they could just relax and be caresses by you while they lay on your chest ♡ (Cracker isn't looking, he swear he isn't 👀)
Whitebeard is the same as those two but more cunning perhaps (in his own way). Both Kaido and Linlin are evil yes. But Whitebeard might be a pirate but he is far from evil, he is an honorable pirate the clashed with the greatest Pirate of all time, he has that (DAWG IN HIM) sense of respect, his opinion and decisions are always noble ones too, so what ever he says must be true and reasonable...right?
Do you like Marco, his first division a healer who would take absolute care about you, or Ace his second division, you would never get bored with him while he is around! Izo? The Samurai who was a follower of the Great Kozuki Oden! He dances so elegant from his homeland! Choose my dear, he just wants you to be apart of his family so badly!!
I can yap about this all day but I got school yall plus I don't really think any of you will like this idea. Also whoever tries to even have sex with Sea Serpent! Reader, their ass would NOT be walking the next day💀👆🔥
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Hide yall ladies/manz Sea Serpent! Reader is in town😞‼️
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rzyraffek · 1 year
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Can you do a clan leader yautja x child reader
i really hope u mean like cute platonic stuff with yautja taking care of child!!! Otherwise this request is very sus. I dont want to use word "child/kid" in every sentence so the kid will have pronouns they/them
Human kid with Clan Leader Yautja
He would be overprotective! especially towards human kids, like they are much smaller and little stupid weaker than yautja ones
Will hiss at anyone that scares her >:)
His instinct will tell him to train them and go on huntings with them BUT LIKE HE DOESNT KNOW when should he start?? Like how old human pup must be to be ready for first hunt???
I guess since hunting is a huge thing in Yautja culture, first hunt with their kids is like essential for them.
Probably will take them around teenage years, not too late but not to young too
Also growing up around yautjas kid will automaticly be more athletic and skilled than average earth teen
But back to kid being kid. HE WILL MELT if they hold his hand or fidget with his armor! of course its dangerous and sharp! but its so cute! Yautjas are very curious beings too, but they wouldnt randomly come to LEADER of a Clan and start just start fidgeting with his armor/locks
Also he sometimes forgot that human kids take more time to learn basic stuff, how to walk for example. so he will just start walking his normal pace, turn around becasue they didnt hear kid's steps and just see them laying on the floor cuz they fell :(
He would spy on normal human families to see how kids behave and how perents treat them! Yknow Yautjas arent like humans they dont really care about their kids after they learn how to hunt
IF kid will call him space dad OR just dad he will accually have lil heart atack! Please thats so cute!!
Play-fighting all the way, thats how pups learn their strengths in fun ways! also mayyybee he acidently yeeted them too hard and they flew away like 2meters (mayyybeee but totaly on acident!!)(nothing serious happend exept flying child)
Noone can litteraly hurt them(exept their own perent apeareantly) cuz if somone does, death for them :) or at least a lot of hissing and punching
Theres no way in hell that he will braid their hair, he is too tired to learn how to do that! And human hair constantly grows!!why!! pls its everywhere!!! So he would probably cut them short, it grows back anyways so whats the deal?? But if kid really reallllyy loves their hair i guess they can stay in certain lenght BUT they take care of it alone he doenst want to deal wtih it (mental break down due to one event when he tried to do pretty braids and it got tangled and he didnt know what to do)
But even if he really loves them, and treats them as his own, he still wants them to hunt or at least help the clan in someways, he doenst want his kid to grow up to be useless. He will try to find something that would fit them (for example if kid is intrested in crafting they may become a blacksmith in future (ihave no clue if yaujtas have blacksmiths i just took random profession alr))
Overall 9/10 amazing dad material, although he sometimes doenst undestand human body and how it really works
ALL x reader tags are there only so more people can reach it!!!
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tonihatessociety · 7 days
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Okay I have been thinking about the Hatchetfield Timeline again. And what will not leave my mind, is that the basissituation for TGWDLM and Blackfriday are incredibly similar but completly different from the one in NPMD.
While we are introduced into a world full of problems in the first two (the issues between Bill and Alice, Charlotte just being incredibly unhappy, the conflict between Tim and Tom, every single issue Becky Barnes is facing). The characters we are introduced to have one Thing in common: there biggest wish is to change their surroundings because their Situation is becoming unbearable to them (Paul is an exeption but I'll come to that later). For short: We are met with people with strong wishes and intentions, which in the longrun lead to them being used by the Lords in Black because they seem to be able to fulfill their wishes.
Now I think this differs hugely from the Situation in the beginning of NPMD. We are met with a bunch of Highschool student who are all quite unhappy with their situation but they arent desperate for power to change their situation because they are facing normal school problems (bullying, grades and similar). The characters are aware that these problems will disapear when they grow older and leave highschool. Highschool is killing them, not life. That is until Max dies and his issue is now not not being able to get the girl he wants but an unmet incredibly strong desire for revenge. All of the sudden the situation is different and while it is noted that people go missing in Hatchetfield everyday, people are suddendly very worried about the murders. Something has changed.
What has changed is that Max Jägerman had a need, a wish he wanted to be fulfilled more then anything else, which in my opinion opened him up for the Lords in Black. The entirerty of TGWDLM is about the followers of Pokey trying to figure out what Paul wants because that is what Pokey needs to have an access to his mind and controll it. Linda becomes Wigglys prophet after explaining what she wants. Max comes back as a demon after proclaiming his final wish with his last breath. The Lords in Black need to know exactly what a person desire to access them. That is why Pokey had such a hard time with Paul because he has no desire conquering all others until he lost everything and just wants the catastrophe around him to end.
These different set-ups make me believe that NPMD is a prequel to the other two. I think the events in NPMD happen in every timeline and lead to different chain reactions triggering the other events such as those in Black Friday, TGWDLM, Watcher World and most other Nightmaretime episodes. Max Jägerman and through him later Grace Chasity, who now shares her big desire for revenge with Max, bring the Lords in Black back into Hatchetfield and make them able to have their way with the town.
In conclusion: NPMD is a prequel to almost every other story happening in Hatchetfield (some nightmaretimes episodes such as Time Bastard have a similar status to NPMD) because it shows how desire and pain find their way into the town.
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infernothechaosgod · 6 months
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something something
imagine an Au where leo was in that prison dimention for a couple of years instead of minutes But doesn't tell anybody
He doesn't tell donnie he no longer has a twin, the thing that connected them the most that made their relationship special, it's not there anymore but donnie doesn't know what changed, theres no reason for him to change like that not with him! They were always mocking eachother, being sassy around eachother being the twins! They were suppoust to do things others didn't their relationship was special!
But now he didn't see leo give him any comebacks, any jugemental side eyes, any playful mockery that he loved so much, leo was just, he was just acting diffrent around him now, he was acting as if donnie was a new friend you don't wanna offend or scare away. so he thinks leo is upset with him and non stop tries to make up for it, not knowing what it even is
He doesn't tell raph that being the oldest is now his job, raph just sees his sweet sweet little brother non stop taking on more and more than he can chew on and he tries to help him he's the olders after all he's here to help but leo? Leo doesn't take the help, hell he even does things for raph sometimes
it confuses him, and scares him, seeing his little brother so changed and so overworked even, it shouldn't be like this but he doesn't know what to do anymore talking doesn't worth and he's not going to argue with leo, not anymore so he just...waits for it to be over
He doesn't tell splinter that he missed on his own son's birthday's, he was already missing so much of time with him, how can he tell his father that he once again missed out on a huge chunk of his life, how can he tell splinter that he is no longer a teen and that he cannot be gently introduced to the idea of adulthood and with time grow into it, he got thrown into it and now has to act like it never happend
splinter sees his son trying to do things he shouldn't, do things that are boring, buy groceries, do the laundry, check up on things that don't need checking. He sees his son doing things he should playfully run away from, the moment he started getting this connection back to his son's, leo just acts like a completly diffrent person, a person he doesn't know, again, he argues he can argue all day but in never get's anything out if leo while it should he's still a teen right? He should enjoy himself and not do this!
He doesn't mess around with mikey anymore, before they would playfuly fight and argue but they would still do stupid things together like go ghost hunting. It's not there anymore. mikey lost his relationship with leo in a way, he now no longer argue's that "The last slice is for me!" He just get's it without a fight from leo, without the fun they had, he tries to ask leo to do stuff with him in the hidden city without telling others but leo's reaction is always "it's too dangerous there" always hoping he would open the portal there and then and follow it with "but we don't care!".
It never happends. It's now just "too dangerous there". Mikey and leo would always be the one with more silly and slightly dangerous ideas that werent really planned out. Now that mikey way the only one who had them, he stopped sharing them at some point. Mikey grieved, mikey cried over it with big fat tears coming out of his eyes Night and night over and over again, grieving as if his brother was dead
He is no longer a teen, he got robbed of his teen years and there is nothing anyone can ever do about it
Honestly I think something like that would make him hate birthdays, a consistent reminder that he's not telling anyone the whole story, that in a sense he's lying...but it's not a big deal! No one will even notice once it becomes a new norm!
exept it never does and everyones worried sick for him :)
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riveranova · 1 year
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(A/N): Aaaaand mama's back! First of all, let me say how grateful I was and am to get so many messages from people sharing their stories and wishing me all the best - made me tear up multiple times not gonna lie. Thank you all so much and let's dive right back in. <3
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IkePri NSFW Headcanons x GN! Reader - Part 2
Warnings: Smut | minors DNI, would this really be a Nova original if there wasn't at least a lil bit crack?, Licht's getting a little sad
Characters: Chevalier, Luke, Yves, Jin, Licht, Leon, Ikemen Prince
Word count: 690
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Chevalier Michel
yk i had a thought for this one
obviously hes a top
but but, hear me out - what if he wasn't?
:)
imagine his cold, blue eyes that normally resemble a frozen lake
well that thick ice is now shattered as he's pressing his head into his pillow, trying not to wake up his annoying brothers (Clavis) while you suck him off
hes a lil bit embarrassed about the way his fists and thighs are clenched together because hes Chevalier Michel, no one makes him this weak
well, exept for you of course
but no one is allowed to find out
i think that hes a little bit bratty as a bottom
like, you want to make him beg? well beg for it.
its kind of a back and forth
but just threaten him to stop and its like a different man lies before you
just imagine him beg for you to get him off in that deep voice
Luke Randolph
i'm a huge suporter of the 'luke only cuddlefucks' theory that a great researcher (me) brought to life
i mean that man sleeps the entire day so why not, right?
he gets horny really fast, just like Gilbert
hes also big, and i dont only mean his body
big boy, gimme a big booooy-
strong hands hold you in place - in front of him, holding you against his chest while slowly fucking you from behind
100% whispers sleepy shit into your ear
honestly so sweet
idk why this is so funny to me but imagine him just falling asleep mid-sex
you're just laying there like '...uh''
lucky for you, this man is into sleep play, so just finish the job yourself~
Yves Kloss
honestly? i think hes one of those really cute and soft tops
soft tops are the best, are they not
but i don't think hes really focused on the sex part
hes a big aftercare guy
he honestly just wants to spoil you and make sure you're all pretty for him
150 step korean skincare routine after every single session without fail
bathing together with him is the most normal thing in the world
hums into your ear while massaging your shoulders
praise praise praise
i honestly think that Yves would be so fucking obsessed with you - in a non-weird way tho
if youre comfortable then he is too <3
Jin Grandet
alright, heres my completely objective take on him
daddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddy
god i love this man so much
crush me with those honke- okay, sorry
i think hes the kind of guy who doesn't want to have one big session but like short ones scattered across the day
lil quickies yk
hes also shameless
so he just pulls you away whenever he wants to and you know what he wants
he has these 'please im so horny its not cool anymore' eyes
and if youre like me then fuck it, leggo
gives zero fucks about how loud you are
castle staff hates it when he does that but as i said
shameless (hot) asshole
Licht Klein
grumpy ass bottom
not even bratty, just grumpy as fuck
but i think thats what makes the entire thing so thrilling for him
yeah so what if he doesnt care what you do? what are you gonna do about it?
okay maybe hes a little bratty
not the guy that makes a lot of sounds while having sex
he kinda just lays there enjoying the attention hes getting from you - the sex is just a lil bonus
tries to take control on very impatient days
but nuh- uh, his moody ass is staying down
100% sure that he has these 'pls humiliate me' days
theyre rare, yeah, but getting told hes the 'bad sibling' his entire life fucked a little with his brain
pls give him aftercare
Leon Dompteur
i swear i need three tries to get his last name right every single fucking time
anyways, this mans obviously a top
he treats you like youre the deity hes praying to every single day
literally worthsips you so much
i think hes a big vanilla boi
no choking or bondage, just sweet sweet vanilla sex
his hands are huge and everywhere, like a blanket that just never ends
big praise guy too
loves to give it and absolutely thrives off of getting some back
please tell him that hes doing a good job, tell him how good his cock is making you feel
hes a big cuddler too, so get ready for some cozy aftercare <3
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dino-boyo-agere · 8 months
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Hubba Bubba
A tiny Spencer Reid fanfiction
(for my friend @sha3mustd1e, hope you enjoy this little "pick me up" story!! <3)
.・。゚×゚☆゚.*・。゚×゚。・*.゚.✧.゚.*・。゚×゚。・*.゚☆゚×゚。・.
❗Warnings: None - pure fluff!!
Word count: 766 - short and sweet
Other info: Spencer is autistic and an age regressior in this story!!
.・。゚×゚☆゚.*・。゚×゚。・*.゚.✧.゚.*・。゚×゚。・*.゚☆゚×゚。・.
Little Spencer has been sitting on his bed, holding his favorite Teddy: Holmes close to his chest, rocking back and forth rythmythically while repeating the words "Hubba Bubba, Hubba Bubba, Hubba Bubba.." for quite a while now.
Stimming like this wasn't unusual for him, especially not after wrapping up such a stressful case like today. Spencer wasn't embarrassed about it, though he definitely prefered doing it in the safety of his own home.
However, saying "Hubba Bubba" was currently his favorite vocal stim and sometimes he couldn't help but chant it, be it in a whisper. It was just such a fun word to say.
Yesterday, as he was reading up on the suspect in some old files, he apparently whispered it over and over subconsciously.
Derek interrupted him at one pont, waving a pack of Hubba Bubba bubble gum Infront of Spencer's face. "You could've just ask, you know." Derek laughed. Spencer was confused. "Wh- What?" Derek snorted loudly, ruffling through the young profiler's hair. "I overhead you chanting 'Hubba Bubba', as if trying to materialize it between the pages. So I got some for you, when I bought my coffee!" He smiled warmly, causing Spencer to blush slightly.
Okay, maybe he felt a little embarrassed about stimming.
"Oh, thank you." He replied, bright red and unable to look his colleague in the face. Derek's smile turned into a frown. "You don't seem very happy about it.. Did I get the wrong flavor?" Spencer immediately felt guilty. "No! No, that's not- I was just.. stimming." He noticed Derek's confused look and clarified: "Saying 'Hubba Bubba' is just really fun.. it's not like I'm craving it.. BUT I really appreciate the gesture, thank you!!" Derek was smiling again *thank god*
"Oh, I get it!" He laughed. "If that's the case, I can just take it bac-"
"NO!" Spencer clutched the gum, holding it to his chest. "It's mine now, you gifted it to me!" He protested.
All this worrying about being judged, seen as unthankful or a bad friend caused him to begin to slip, Derek noticed.
"Uh oh, someone's getting fussy." He teased, booping Spencer's Nose.
"But you shouldn't slip right now, think you can hang on a little longer?" He added with a worried tone. Spencer had already caught himself slipping and was *successfully* fighting it. "Yeah, I'm really tired though.." he whined.
However, he did manage to prevent fully slipping until he got home, ensuring that the team was able to finish up the case without any problems.. Well.. Exept for the usual sleep deprivation and dangerously high coffein intake, of course.
But now he was home, wearing his comfy PJ and grippy socks, he was safe and finally able to let go, just regress and stim at his heart's content.
"Hubba Bubba, Hubba Bubba, Hubba Bubba.." He kept chanting, until he remembered the pack of gum in his back..
"Hubba. Bubba. Bubble." Spencer jumped up excitedly. "I'll make the biggest bubblegum bubble there ever was, maybe even big enough to fly away with it!" He decided.
He rummaged through his bag, growing frustrated when he couldn't find the gum right away, but beaming with joy when he remembered that he put it in his jacket pocket. "THERE!!!" The little one celebrated, holding up the gum like a trophy.
He sat back down, grabbing Teddie Holmes on his way to the bed, placed a gum in his mouth and began chewing while continuing to slightly rock back and forth again.
Spencer started blowing bubbles. Occasionally he would get up and jump from the bed, when the bubbled got exceptionally huge and he figured it might be big enough to allow him to fly away. They never where, but Spencer didn't mind. He was content just.. trying. Giggling after each and every failed flying attempt, saying: "Maybe next time."
The little one kept chewing gum, blowing bubbles, jumping from his bed and stimming for quite a while, occasionally swapping out the gum for a new one, until he had used all eight of them.
He was already exhausted at that point, not just from his shenanigans, but the whole past week aswell. It was just too much fun to stop before, but now - that he had used up all the gum - he allowed himself to wind down and get some well deserved rest.
Spencer spit out the last, stale gum and brushed his teeth.
Holding Teddy Holmes in a warm embrace, he snuggled up under his covers and drifted off to sleep, dreaming about flying away with a big Bubblegum Bubble and exploring the world.
.゚.*・。゚×゚。・».゚°・⁠✧ ↓ DNI ↓ ✧・° ゚.«・。゚×゚。・*.゚.
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jess-fae · 3 months
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Corruption, oh sweet Corruption
Summary: you grew up in a Christian household which lead to you becoming a nun. While going through old scrolls of the archive you find a old Latin text, you ask an older nun to help translate it and she does. Problem while you do the ritual you pronounce something wrong and summon a sex demon also known as hobie...
(Also the reader did have a crush on a girl before yk genderfluid hobie and all)
Trigger warning: +18 smut, afab, GENDERFLUID HOBIE,religious themes, religious trauma, the Christian God? P in V, reader is around 19? I am not Christian today but I was when I was younger, I do not know how british accents work
Since you can remember your life as always revolved around God. The Christian one to be specific. Your life was already planned by the time your first birthday came around, after you turned 16 your training to become a nun started, this was now nearly 3 years ago.
You started your day as usual, prayers, church service, breakfast ect. But after lunch you decide to go to the archive, studying the scrolls and books actively. When a rather old one fell in your hands, it was written in Latin a language you only roughly knew. Deorum ritu it read which roughly translated into "God's ritual". Pecking your interest you decided to go to a older Nun asking her for help with the translation, which she so kindly did. By the next day you had found out that it was a ritual only the most devoted dared to go through with. It would give God full access to your mind, proofing your devotion to him.
You wanted to proof to God just how loyal you would be to him. So you gathered everything you would need which included candles, frankincense and holy water with roses inside of it. Hidding in a smaller room within the cathedral you prepared everything for the ritual. The cold stone-y room was nearly completely dark, exept for the moon light shining through the stained glass and the few candles being the only source of light to you. Excitement rushed throughout your body but also a small amount of uncertainty, after all you were about to lay out every thought, every emotion you ever felt or will feel out to a all mighty God.
With help from the nun you had learned the text in Latin, to really buy into the ritual. Your knees hit the floor as you kneeled infront of the cross hanging on the wall. Words started to rush out of your mouth, one after another till you were finished with the text. But nothing happened, opening your eyes you looked around the room but nothing had changed, you didn't feel different either. Did you do it wrong? Maybe you-
With once the candles were blown out as if they were hit with wind, and darkness filled the room. You turned towards the door thinking someone must have opened it but it was still closed, you looked at it closer till you felt cold hands on your waist making you squirm away, a short scream leaving your lungs before being muffled by one of the hands.
"Shh, dove wouldn't wan' anyone hearing ya right?"
Your eyes widened in horror when your gaze fell on the huge creature. Big horns covered in golden rings and jewellery piercing through the sky. A tail that softly swayed behind him, it was equally decorated with Jewellery and does shiny fangs that were just waiting to pierce his next victims skin. "Who- what are you?" You asked while backing off from him wanting to create as much distance between him and you as possible. The demon however seemed a little more puzzled before staring at your hand that was clunching your rosary. His smirk grew a little wider before he spoke. "The demon you so kindly summoned, you can call me hobie."
You shook your head violently, "no- I." You protested looking up to stare into his honey golden eyes. "I didn't summon you, I prayed to god!" But he only let out a little chucklewas this amusing to him? Hobies hand took yours stealing the rosary right out of it, throwing it somewhere on the ground. "Sure thing,dove. You don't have to be ashamed, most people who summon me are nuns, Christian men or what is in between. They love the forbidden feeling it gi-"
"No! I would never!" Hobie looked a little surprised but his grin quickly came back. It was gonna be so much fun corrupting you, showing you just how usless your god is and how you would be better of without him. Hobie stepped towards you so you automatically stepped back.
"It doesn't matter now tho, you summoned, binded me to ya actually. I know ya, I know what you think, I know what you feel dove. Just like I know that I look like what you most desire." He smirked trying to reach for you'd hand again, you pulled it away falling over in the process. Crawling backwards to get away from the demon, away from sin. His soothing voice started talking again but you didn't listen, this had to be a test by god. To really see how worthy you are of his love. Your eyes landed on the bowl of holy water behind him, if you are just quick enough. Jumping to your feet you reached for the bowl swiftly, splashing the holy water all over the demon.
When he looked up again you saw his eyeliner running down his cheeks, making him look like he cried black tears. Hobie spat out the water that landed in his mouth and attempted to shake the rest of it off his lean body. The remaining water glistening on his exposed chest thanks to the moon light.
"Are ya fucking daft?! Did you- urgh did you really think a little bit of water would kill me?" He spat at you before taking a deep breath in. Crouching down to your level starring in your eyes. "How about ya repeat what ya prayed and we figure this out, mmh dove?" Hobies voice was back to being the most tempting thing on earth making your thighs subconsciously press together.
You did as you were told and repeated your text in Latin and English while he starred into your soul. The words rang disgust within hobie, he never understood why people would choose to follow such a selfish and cruel being. Yet his smirk revived itself when you finished speaking.
"Who helped ya translate it dovie?" He asked smugly. "An older Nun,why?"
"Ya translated it wrong, you think it meant love when it meant lust and ya also didn't pray to god at any point, was always me dove." Hobie laughed as the realisation hit you and tears filled your eyes. This couldn't be, what would god think about you now? You need to redeem yourself. You turned towards the cross, praying, begging for god to forgive you. To see your true intentions. Meanwhile hobie couldn't decided if he found this amusing or sad. Creeping up from behind you,his hands found yours trying to prey them apart stopping the madness of begging for forgiveness. "Come on, dovie it's useless now." Hobies voice seemed so human, comforting even. Another one if his tricks, he's a demon they do anything to get what they want! You kept on praying through. "You are not real! You are simply my imagination a test from god to test my devotion a-and I won't fail him!"
You deluded yourself further and further into madness trying to ignor his cold chest pressing against your back. His voice was layered in lust and temptation as he spoke "God won't help you, he left you long ago dove." Hobies hands funnily got between yours holding them tightly in his, enjoying the warmth your body held. "It's okay, just let me take care of ya, I will be here." His words hurting you slightly but what did he knew? He's a demon, he has never even been close with God. "He hasn't been with you since you were 13, all this-" he gestured around you. "Is just a hopeless attempt to make him love you..."
Imagines of your younger self and her best friend kissing each other, saying that it was all just training for when they will be married to their husbands... you remember how loved and seen she made you feel.
Hobies lips started to nip at the soft skin below your ear, catching you of guard you let out a small whimper. As his hand grabbed hold onto your head wear ripping it off your head, making your hair fall out in the process. "So beautiful, you know tha' dove? Ya know how beautiful you are?" Turning around you once again looked into his eyes, they were soft and even through he was a demon they seemed angelic. He seemed angelic. A soft hand placed on your face, and you couldn't help but lean into it. "God has no right to judge you or anyone. He never did, he just took it selfishly forcing people to live after his standard."
The more he talked the more you wanted to give into him, follow his life of sin. His lips where so close to yours all you had to do was let yours connect to his. It was so easy to fall for sin, to give into it. So easy to make a pact with the devil...
Hobie was no idiot he knew why you were starring at his lips, you weren't cursing him or praying anymore he had you were he wanted you to be. "I can't do anything till you give me permission, dove." He smirked carefully watching your sanity and devotion to God slip away from you. Your eyes pressed shut as you sucked in a breath, before crashing your lips against his. They moved so effortless together, sending you into pure bliss. When you opened your eyes again the demon had changed their form. Still tall and menacingly beautiful but also more femininen. The black wicks had turned into longer locs and boobs had grown on their chest. The smirk was still the same however.
"Wha' you don' like me anymore ,love?" She asked, her voice sounding what you would imagine a siren would sound like when she was about to lure you to the end of a cliff and down in the ice cold ocean water. You were stunned, mouth falling open at her beauty. "You're gorgeous." You blurted out without thinking, making her chuckle. "I know, love." She sang, her hand at first resting on your cheek only to then pull you close to her again. Lips crashing against eachother like the waves of the ocean against the beach, this must be heaven. Your hands mimicked hers, having no real idea as to what you were supose to do. Hobie couldn't help but smirk against your lips, you were already going dumb for her, how lovely.
Grabbing your waist She pulled you on top of her lap, slowly making you grind against her thigh. Moans slipped from your mouth, this felt so good, why would God ever deny such blissful thing?
"Please-" you begged, in between kisses, with no real idea what you were asking for, besides hoping the pleasure would never stop. Not if it was hobie who gives it to you. "Please what love? Speak up for me will ya?" Hobie almost mocked you, smiling so innocently at you as if she wasn't pure sin. "Please... don't stop. I wanna-" you stopped yourself hidding your face in shame, till hobie put her slender fingers between your chin and made you look into her eyes. "Come one, you're a big girl, aren't you lovie?" She tilted her head to the side.
"I-...can you make me feel good? You know more than this?" Slight disgust and resentment laid within you, you should have never asked any of this! But ohh does eyes, hobies being is making sin look like something so good. Something God would never be able to do for you. Her head snapped back her smile becoming her signature smirk again. "How could I say no, if ya ask so nicely?" Grabbing your neck closing the distance between you, the moment you let yourself lose, hobie stood up making you cling your legs around her waist.
Your eyes opened abruptly scared she might let you fall, but her strong arms were holding you so tightly as if she wasn't making her way from your lips down to your neck. Using her claws to rip the fabric apart, giving her full access to your sweet spot behind your ear, kissing and sucking on it just to play with you. Her fangs ghosting over your soft skin, threating to break it, you would be lying if you said you didn't feel a little scared but somehow it also turned you on. Feeling something stroke your back you realised it was her tail bring you even closer to her, making sure you wouldn't run from her.
You let out a little whimper before she sat you on top of the cold stone table. "Hobie~" you whined wanting all the teasing to stop but somehow also not. "You wanna go further lovie?" She asked, to which you nodded swiftly. Claws digged into your gown tearing it apart leaving your skin exposed for her only. "No bra? Naughty girl." She smirked before her lips travelled from your neck across your chest. One hand playing with your nipple while she sucked on the other one, letting her teeth grasp around it ever so slightly, keeping you on edge. You mumbled a small more as your eyes rolled in the back of the head.
But it the pleasure only stopped making you sit up swiftly scared it might all just be a dream. "More? Are you sure you can handle it sweet love? You are already falling apart on me now?" She was mocking you, openly, you pounded. "Yes, yes please. I will be good I promise."
"Alright, but don't blame me if you can't handle it, Angel." Hobie licked her lips but instead of a normal sized tongue a huge one came out. Your mouth fell wide open but before you could say anything, she kissed down your belly. She one last time searched for your eyes before diving into the pure divine.
At first only kissing your clit before giving it kitten licks. "Mmffhh~~" you moaned resting on your lower arms as support. Which didn't do much for you so laid back down, as your arms turned into jelly like the rest of you. Your hands grabbing hold of her horns, bringing her closer to your core. Hobie was right, God could never make you feel like this only she can, you were sure of it. Lifting her head, she blowed on your clit her cold breath making you shudder and whine for her. Hooking her arms around your legs hobie brought you closer to the end of the table, kneeling infront of it. Hand sneaking around to your clit stroking it with circular motion.
Her tounge lapped up all your juices making hobies eyes roll in the back of her head. "Taste so good, my love. All for me right?"
"Yes! All for you."
Before you knew it her tounge trusted inside your hole, making your back arch hard. "Ffu- pffhh, please more!" You sounded so pretty in her ears. So perfect only for her. Hobie did as you asked her too and went fast, making you grab her horns grinding yourself against her. Her nose bumping against your clit In just the right way, sending you over the edge. Your eyes pressed so shut you could see the stars and with one last moan you had came all over her pretty face.
You relaxed letting go of her horns and slowly you opened your eyes, only to see her drenched in your cum. "I'm so sorry-"
"Don't be love you did amazing, tasted so good." Her words were more slurred as if she was getting drunk on you. Before you knew it hobie had turned back into his male form, as he used his thumb to pick up any left over cum on his face bringing it to his mouth. Sucking his finger dry while holding eye contact with you. "Soo good." He praised you again.
"Wanna make you feel good." You begged and a dark chuckle echoed through the room as you went on your knees. "Ya already are, Dove? Come on stand up, this about you not me." You did as you were told, having his hands lift you back on the table. "So pretty." His lips crashed on yours again a little rougher than before, as his tounge danced with yours, the taste of yourself came to your recognition making you moan into the kiss.
Hobies hands grabbed hold of your waist, squeezing it softly before having you laying back on the table. "Ya ready Dove?" He asked as he loosened his pants, that already didn't leave anything to your once pure and innocent imagination. "Yes!"
"Desperate are we?" He chuckled before he placed himself between your legs, stroking your clit with his thumb again, before dipping two fingers into your core. "Gliding righ' in there ya? Don't even need to prep ya dove huh?"
He continued to do so till he pulled his fingers out eyes squinting together, making you whine at the lost of contact, buckling your hips towards him again. "Stop whining, I asked ya something, would be rude not to answer, wouldn't it?"
"No please, keep going please." He smirked before continuing his work. Fingers scissoring you open and thrusting in you, working wonders on your gummy walls. Yet right before you could cum again the pulled his fingers out, "aww did you wanted to cum." Hobie fake pityed you. "Don't worry you gonna get there soon enough dove."
Hobie stroked rather beautiful dick, you were stunned to see that even his dick was decorated with Jewellery, or rather piercings and not one either, three Jacobs ladder and a prince Albert. "Like what ya see?" He chuckled but you couldn't stop looking at, also wondering if it would even fit. His hand rested on your cheek as he slowly kissed you, while rubbing his dick against your clit. Making you moan in the kiss and pull him closer. Hobie bit on your lip barely enough to not draw blood, while he slid himself inside of your heat.
"Fuck you're tight dove." He groaned as his eyes rolled back, trying to get a hold of himself to not cum already. You whined asking if he was in all the way. "Half way, sweet thing." You opened your eyes, looking where your hips should meet, to see that he was not lying. Whining you threw your head back, as small tears rolled down the side of your face. Meanwhile hobies hand trailed down to your clit again stroking it in small motions which seemed to help as slid right in you. His hips connecting with yours making you both moan out loud. "Fuck~ so good for me aren't ya?" You barley even understood hobie to high of the feeling of him being inside of you. "M-move, please!" Your voice sounded so desperate, nothing like a nun should sound like, the demon did as asked and grabbed a hold onto your hips as he made his way inside of you and out.
His strokes became faster making your eyes roll back and your mouth fell into a o-shape. "Good girl, taking ma dick like a champ!" His praises were like a drug fulling your desire more, never wanting the pleasure to stop. "Hobie~~" you moaned out his name, begging him to go harder. "P-please harder, use me please" you barely even got the words out, your being to mind being to clouded by pleasure. His smirk became more permanent, feeding on your pleasure.
A/N: I'm sorry I never finsihed it but you guys deserve this at the least
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kinsey3furry300 · 11 months
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My (very late) take on Ricky “Jupe” Park from Nope.
So, when I was a small child, my sister and I were taken to a local museum by my father and it was a wholesome and fun day out for all the family EXEPT FOR THE BADLY TAXIDERMIED WHALE SHARK HANGING FROM THE CEALLING MY GOD WHAT WAS THAT THING?! It was huge, it looked and smelt terrible, the room was poorly lit and crowded and decorated to look like the bottom of the sea and you had this thing with it’s huge open maw hanging right over you all the time. I distinctly remember that I couldn’t look. I could not look. Between the, the ocean episode of walking with dinosaurs, the underwater segment of myst, and fucking books like this that were everywhere in the 90’s!
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Fuck you Nigel Marven and Jasper James, Fuck you.
…both me and my sister developed a lifelong fear of being eaten alive by giant, aquatic-type monsters. And because it was advertised and a film about a brother and sister fighting off little green men, and not advertised as a film where 40 people get fucking vored by a flying Portuguese man of war, me and my sister saw Nope together in the cinema and ohhh boy 1, did I catch shit from her about it, to this day, and 2, while I love that film, it scared the shit out of me. It scared me so badly I tried not to think about it until I plucked up the courage to re-watch it this weekend.  So I’m a little late to the party, but speaking on behalf of people terrified of being gobbled up by ever-present sky-sharks (you know they’re there prove me wrong!), I’d like to talk about Jupe.
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How was this not a best Supporting Actor win? Give him all the awards!
I’ve seen a surprising amount of commentary say that he’s an idiot for endangering and getting all those people killed, and that he deserves his fate, and while there is a little element of truth to the first part, I can’t fathom the second. One, no, no one deserves that and two… Do, do you guys know how story strucure works? Jupe is a foil for OJ. His life and arc mirrors OJ to a surprising degree: they’re both people of colour working in a white-dominated Hollywood system who have been held back by, or are stereotyped because of, their race. They both witness “a bad Miracle” that’s starts with a strange popping/crunching noise (the balloon for Jupe, Jean Jacket regurgitating indigestible items above them for OJ), that results in death, where a seemingly imposable thing happens (a coin falls from an empty sky, a shoe balances perfectly on one end) and where they are spared death because they don’t look the danger in the eye (Jupe has the table cloth between him and the chimp, OJ looks around whereas Ottis senior looks up and so is hit in his unprotected eye), and are traumatized. Both deal with the trauma badly, and surround themselves with constant reminders of it (Jupe’s Gordy shrine, OJ’s horses and ranch. I mean he keeps the fucking coin!). Both try to commodify and sell their trauma for fame and fortune (the paid tours of the Gordy shrine, getting that “Oprah shot”). Both also want to use Jean Jacket to reclaim the heritage that the film and TV industry has taken from them (OJ wants to save the ranch and memorialize his family’s role in the invention of film, Jupe wants to be remembered for the Starlight Lasso and not just as that Asian kid who survived a chimp attack, for taming the beast, not just surviving it). Both unwittingly train JJ to attack humans (Jupe by teaching it to associate people and music with food, OJ by putting it off horsemeat by feeding it a decoy). Both are a bit greedy, and kind of disrespectful to the dead, and nether Get Out (couldn’t resist sorry) when they should. Both put their family, friends and strangers in danger to get their payday, and both get at least one person killed doing it.
So why does the film kill Jupe and his family in such a hilariously awful way, but spare OJ and Em (and Angel: we love you Angel)? What’s Jupes fatal flaw, that greek tragic hubris that dooms him and that separates him from OJ? Why is he the one who gets vored by an angry stetson? Is it a eat the rich narrative? A critique of the idea of Asian Americans as the “Ideal minority?”. Is it killing off the comic relif, or just done for shock value? No, I don’t think Jordan Peele would be that heavy handed or un-imaginative. I think it’s something far more clever.
It’s this: from an early age, Jupe was trained to perform, whereas OJ was trained to handle performing horses. OJ thinks about how to safely provide the spectacle, whereas Jupe was trained to be the spectacle. OJ communicates with Angel in clicks and gestures without realising: OJ’s internalised how to talk to horses, how to use body-language. But Jupe...His plan, upon finding out that there’s a UAP flying around his home is to build and stage and make it into a rodeo attraction. That’s not a sane person’s reaction, that’s how Homer Simpson would try and Monetize first contact with alien life. That’s how Peter Griffin or BoJack Horseman would treat ET…. That how a 90’s sitcom character, who never got over that one role, would treat the situation.
Every time a name is mentioned in the chapter titles of Nope, the living being it refers to dies… except the title card “Lucky.” The horse (so long as the final shot is real and not Em hallucinating) lives. It (and OJ) makes it out. But then again….
Jupe probably thought of himself as Lucky, after the Gordy incident. He was probably told time and time again that he was Lucky, until he internalized it. He learnt the wrong lessons from the experience, he learnt that he not only needed to perform, but that he was special. “You’re’ chosen.” He learnt that he needed to perform, to be a spectacle, to survive a horrible industry that swallows people whole and chews them up and spits them out and occasionally has animal control shoot its stars dead if they go of script. He was conditioned, and trained, from an early age to treat everything that ever happened to him as part of a performance, until he can only talk about his own trauma in terms of how good the SNL take on it was.
And like every other trained living being taken from their natural habitat and forced out on stage as spectacle in this film, his training fails him at the worst possible time.
He’s “Lucky”, and he’s tragic, and he’s just another victim of spectacle, and that’s the scariest part of the film. ...Other than the FUCKING MURDER PANCAKE IN THE SKY OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?
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I headcanon that Slender plays Minecraft, but only to build shit
And oohhh boy, does he build!!
I headcanon him to be a very exeptional builder!
He does have a few hardcore worlds, but those are riddled with midevil cities and fantastical biomes he costum built himself
He has a world that has been around ever since the release of minecraft. He mingled with humans for a short bit and heard of Minecraft and the huge hype behind it.
Now he just loves how calming building can be.
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Okay but playing Minecraft with Slender for date night is something so fucking cute and adorable that I did not know I needed in my life.
If you’re a miner, he works on building a wonderful house for the two of you to share, and if you’re a builder too, then he allows you to build with him and he works around your ideas and builds and never stifles your creativity.
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lilisouless · 1 year
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Look, Show!Wesper will never be book!wesper
(I know you hate long post, but would you make an exeption for Wesper?)
It´s a vanilla jelly you get from a supermarket vs a fine restaurant´s chocolate pudding (ps, i got hungry writing this and actually stopped to eat a jello from)
I am also aware that the desition of having them hooking up very early on instead of the build up wasn't just pragmatic choices, i really think them being a same sex couple had an influence on that desition, is a consequence of how netflix often treats their lgbtq rep, which is why i get why a lot of people got very upset , specially being lgbtq themselves
Not to say how many scenes will be lost or won't have the same impact.
Now, that being said , there is something on Show!Wesper potentially coming. Is not just the angst, if netflix writers notice what they have done, they could build something interesting
You`ll see, i said before many times that Leigh pairs up often people with similar or complementary issues. The difference between Wesper with Kanej and Helnik is that their problems aren't related to each other
With Kanej, we know their similarities with the touch and how they affect their relationship, not to say anything that their moral conflict, Inej still believes in salvation for Kaz but Kaz can hardly show his good side because is dangerous for him that people know there is someone he loves more than himself. Inej represents a kindness and faith Kaz believes must be left behind, Kaz represents for Inej that people who do bad things can still have good on them , which is something she applies to herself
And Helnik speaks for itself, Nina represents everything Matthias was supposed to destroy, Matthias is part of people who wants to kill her kind. Even without that, Nina is not the concept of the perfect woman behaviour Matthias was raised with and reminds her of this over and over, reminding Nina she is loud and sometimes goofs too much, something her trainers often told her, also got bullied on the orphanage, all this things makes Nina think she is "too much" and people may get tired of her (see her speech to Inej, the best reflection of her insecurities were there) Matthias would eventually realize he actually likes this things about Nina (and letting her know it,a huge step on making amends) and thats why he was so cruel about it.
In both couples, they manage to turn their relationship into something with only joy, but there was pain at one point or another,there were part of each other´s problem thats what i mean.
With Wylan and Jesper that doesn't happen , and this is not a way to say they are better or less important because of it, is just stating a fact and the reason why Kanej and Helnik often think about each other on specific terms while Wesper think about the whole team , but making important highlights on each other. They have meet each other for less time,they are not important on each other`s lives from the begining like the other two, most of their relationship build up is seen on the book with little previous information other than Jesper being send to recuit Wylan and sometimes flirted with him to see what happens (which was pretty ambiguous but you get it). They have a similar conflict individually but the other is not part of it, they mostly bond because of it and are more a companion than a participant on their respective problems. As much as Jesper bitchs on Wylan, he is hardly the reason of his insecurities and Wylan is not related to everything that was going on with Jesper
Now my point: Show Wesper does have a shot on making each other part of their problems, not a whole (that was never a think with Kanej and Helnik...well,on the books anyway🙄) but like i have said before
-Jesper´s loved ones are either leaving or distancing themselves from him,Wylan is the closest person he got at the end of the season. Wylan in exchange has no one, he has no friends outside of Jesper ; sure he has some friendly interactions with other characters but they aren't friends. This means Jesper and Wylan and , maybe unaware, pushing for the other to be their "person" their stability: Jesper offers Wylan a key on an impulse and Wylan decides to move in inmediately.
On the book they find their stability on each other as well, but that was the result of a healthy outcome, knowing each other and deciding that staying together was both what they wanted and the best for them in more than one sense, is not a problem,its a resolution.
On the show it can turn into a problem because becoming someones person its an untold compromise if you and that person have unresolved issues.
By this point i`ll drop spoilers from the book, so if you only watched the show i suggest to not open the cut
Jesper doesn't know Wylan is a merchant son, Jesper hates when people hide information from him, when they consider him untruswhorty or leave him out. This doesn't sound nice if your person is hiding a big deal from you,specially someone you have been vulnerable with. And remember that Jesper in the book , when Wylan stoped talking to him supposedly, his reaction was thinking "he doesn't want to be associated with criminals anymore" and was quite bitter about it. This was Jesper not only not in a relationship with Wylan, they were hardly friends and didn't consider their mutual atraction outside of a phisical thing, "why bother getting attached, he will leave when all of this is over" .
So Show!Wylan , acording to Jesper , may as well be one more of the people who don't trust him or will leave too. Thats how Wylan becomes part of the pain. If this guy,he got so attached only saw the barrel as his playground all along and will go back to his privileged life where Jesper doesn't belong and leave him alone. Its also very unlikely that Wylan explains to him that his dad tried to had him killed, he never says that on the book since the only thing he confess to Kaz was that he couldnt' read,Jesper having a loving father himself which he has a dificult but still loving relationship with, will not even think that Wylan`s dad won't have him back, even if Wylan tells him that.
Also, Jesper always felt like he didn't deserved the people in his life and on the show Wylan hasn't shown to be aware of his gambling adiction or his drop of university, he may hide that from Wylan out of fear he will be judged (and deep inside, feel like he deserves said jugdment)
On Wylan´s side, its harder but not impossible. Jesper on the show already knows he can't read, but lets see this: Jesper thinks Wylan is either a colelge drop out or from the streets, Wylan may think is not the same someone who was never taught to read from someone that had all the resourses to learn and still couldn't.
Wylan doesn't reason "my dad never loved me for real" he thinks "my dad used to love me until i failed him" ,so if the love of his father who knows him from birth faded away very easily, why this boyfriend he has known for one months at most would be diferent? Add that Jesper forgot their first meeting, Wylan may think "sure, he will get over me quickly" considering how fast they got together and making rushed advances, you know "easy comes, easy goes" way of thinking.
So, a soc spinoff can build a whole double abandonement issues conflict for those two. Not book!Wesper but can help to flesh them out and making their relationship not just be the happy side couple, they can still have the grown together wesper had on the books while adding something more.
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yoursecho · 6 months
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let's talk Solangelo
The sun and the star is the greatest book ever. It is EXACTLY what we and they too needed.
THIS BOOK IS LITRALLY THERAPY.
You tell me soo many fantasy authors have done soo many bad things to beloved characters, but who EVER has given such deep therapy??? Just name one. NO ONE. NONE EXEPT UNCLE RICK.
Think about that the next time you call uncle Rick a troll, or call this book "fanfiction " . The later might be a joke on you cause so many fanfictions turn out to be better than books, it's litrally a huge compliment.
pls this book is too good, I cannot cover it in a single post.
The book has everything.
"Solangelo for life"
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arianamidnight · 1 month
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Too far
Hazbin hotel fic
My AU that's why it's OOC and pretty far from cannon
Warnings: swearing, mention of violence, slight mention of sex and BDSM, Valentino being a bitch, a bit of tickles
Summary: Alastor loves winning, but not when his rival is head in the clouds. But what if radio demon already knows the reason?
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Alastor snickered and shifted into shadows avoiding the volt of electricity that Vox threw into him. Pathetic. Time passes but TV demons' strategy doesn't change at all.
Alastair appeared infront of Vox but... He didn't react. At all. Alastor blinked. What was going on? Usually if radio demon appear that close, TV demon jump back or teleport behind, or at least his screen expression changes. But now Vox like, didn't notice deer demon at all.
A second later TV demon blinked and jumped back, finally noticing Alastor being so close. Radio demon growled, his usual smile faltered.
"Don't forget where you are!" Alastor warned and hit Vox with his cane.
TV demon jumped up and teleported in air, avoiding the attack. But again, his moves were awkward and abrupt. More abrupt then usual.
Deer demon muttered under his breath. Princess of hell was really having a bad influence on him.
Alastor teleported infront of Vox, who was trying to sneak behind him, and with a simple push made TV demon fall backwards.
"I won, old pal~" Alastor chuckled, but his eyes were studying his opponent.
"Yeah-yeah... Fuck you and so on..." muttered Vox, his thoughts still far away.
Deer demon moved so the crowd was able to see only his back, and landed Vox a hand.
"It's not interesting to win against someone whose mind is far from here and who doesn't truly desire to win. Mind sharing?" Alastor snickered.
TV demon blinked in confusion, but then sighed with a crooked smile.
"There is a huge crowd around. Mind teleporting us to my office? 'Cause you're one visibly winning" Vox reminded, hinting that this deed of help would ruin both their reputation.
Alastor snikered and nodded. Vox was right. So deer demon snapped his fingers and both radio demon and TV demon dove into shadows, leaving crowd groaning in disappointment.
When Vox was able to see something exept the darkness again, he found out that he was still sitting on the ground, but now in the middle of his own office. While Alastor, like nothing, was sitting in his armchair! TV demon rolled his eyes and stood up.
"So, what's bothering you, old pal?~" purred Alastor with a smirk and miscivious sparkle in his eyes.
"Right now that you have brazenly privatized my chair." answered Vox in playfully grumpy voice.
But then suddenly Vox tensed up and shut his screen for a second. Alastor titled his head on the side, curious.
"And that Velvet is about to enter." said TV demon with a sigh, turning his screen back on.
Alastor nodded and snickered.
"Then I'll leave. When you'll be free just call my name~" radio demon burst out with his usual maniac like laughter and dove into shadows.
Vox rolled his eyes with a smirk. That motherfucker would never change.
But then TV demon heard a hesitate knock on the door. Vox knew that it was Velvet, but social media demon usually was just entering his office even without knocking. But now she seemed to be hesitant and nervous.
Vox teleported to the door with electricity spark and opened the door.
"H-hey..." Velvet muttered, looking down.
Her hair was more messy than usual and there was a huge wound on her cheek. The upper part of the wound was narrow like a cut and the lower part widened.
Vox's eyes widened. He perfectly knew what weapon leaves such wounds.
"Again? Oh Edem... Velv, let me see"
Vox took a step back, letting Velvet inside. Social media demon was a bit shaky. TV demon understood that she was holding tears. That's Velvet, even if she's in pain she won't show any weakness to anyone. She is the youngest overlord in hell, after all.
"Gimme a second and you'll be as good as new, Velv. Trust me with it~" Box jocked.
That usual VoxTek line made Velvet snicker and role her eyes.
"V, I'm not other sinisters, I'm a pro bitch. So shut up"
TV demon snickered and bend down. Vox placed his palm on Velvet's wounded cheek, making female demon hiss a bit. Vox concentrated and sent a small amount of electricity into Velvet's cheek.
For TV demon, his electricity was a flexible power that was following his mood, thoughts and intentions.
It wasn't the first time Velvet getting hurt. And, precisely thanks to her, TV demon found out that with his electricity, he can not only fight, but also heal small wounds.
A few seconds later Velvet was all healed, but she didn't even notice it. Social media demon was deep in her thoughts, and her mood was pretty blue. Vox felt bad for his little girl. But then TV demon snickered playfully, getting an idea.
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Alastor was hiding in the shadows. He didn't teleport away from VoxTek. Instead he hided in the shadows and decided to see what Velvet wanted from Vox.
But when social media demon entered the office, deer demon got shocked. He knew what weapon could leave such a wound. Whip.
And a few days ago Angel Dust came to the hotel with same wounds all over his body. It was not too difficult for radio demon to compare these two facts. Valentino was one who hurted Velvet. But... They worked together, and teamed up against other overlords. Then why moth-demon attacked Velvet?
Suddenly Alastor's thoughts were interrupted by... Giggling? Deer demon looked at the two demons in the room and couldn't help a soft smile.
TV demon was using his electricity to tickle Velvet, who was giggling and wiggling around. Those two looked like father and daughter.
Radio demon shook his head with a groan. Charlie was definitely having a bad influence on him. He was now being soft towards his own rival!
Deer demon sighed and shook his head. Mainwhile, Vox stopped tickling social media demon, picked her up like a child and walked out of the office. Alastor snickered when TV demon said that he would tug Velvet in a bed like a toddler, so she won't stay up all night like usual.
When two Vees left the office and closed the door, Alastor shifted out of the shadows. Radio demon sat on Vox's armchair and dove into thoughts. But before he created a shadow minion and ordered him to guard the door. After all, Alastor didn't want to ruin Vox's reputation by letting someone catch him in the VoxTek office.
Alastors' thoughts went back to a conversation he had with Husk a few days ago. He did promise cat-demon to talk with Valentino, yes. But now... Deer demon started thinking that the case was more serious than just Val being a violent owner. After all, radio demon just saw that moth-demon was hurting not only Angel Dust.
Shadow minion warned Alastor that Vox was walking back. Radio demon snapped his fingers, dismissing shadow minion and looked at the door, leaning back in Vox's armchair. It felt pretty comfortable. Maybe he should get himself a new armchair?
Vox entered his office and couldn't help mosking snicker.
"And what about 'say my name'?" teased TV demon.
But Alastor was not in a mood for playful back-and-forth.
"Vox, you were so destructed during our fight because of Valentino, weren't you? The wound on Velvet was made by his whip, right?" Radio demon got straight to the point.
TV demon got startled for a second but then let out a tired sigh. He teleported himself another chair and took a seat.
"Yes, you got it right. It's the second week of Val being... More violent than usual." Vox looked down, playing with a jolt of electricity in his fingers. "As a lust demon he always was a saddist and into any BDSM sex thing, but... Now he is being sadistic even in usual situations. And I'll be honest, Al... It's getting me worried"
Vox looked into Alastor's eyes. TV demon was confused and depressed. All this situation was getting him under too much pressure. On the one side Valentino was his coworker and friend. But on the other, Velvet was like a daughter to TV demon. And Val's behaviour was damaging whole VoxTek reputation.
A silence filled the room. Both Alastor and Vox dove into thoughts.
Deer demon thought about Husk again. And about the way Alastor treated him. Radio demon almost got like Valentino... Alastor completely understood what was happening. Power and control was a a difficult test even for a strong mind and will. But even radio demon almost got carried away. What can be said about the demon of lust, whose willpower was much inferior to Alastor's?
But, to be honest, deer demon didn't get insane from authority only thanks to one innocent succubus. Alastor snickered softly and mentally thanked Charlie.
"Well old pal, you're lucky that I am willing to give that moth a lesson~ If you don't mind, of course~" Alastor snickered and his usual smile got more sadistic.
"Oh? And what that lesson would be about, if you don't mind my curiosity?" Vox titled his screen on the side.
Honestly, TV demon never thought that radio demon would even care. But, here they are.
"The lesson about what is authority, and how to use it correctly. And don't think that I do it for you. One my subordinate asked me to have a chat with Valentino. So, do you give me your permission?" Alastor huffed.
Vox rolled his eyes with a smirk. Of course radio demon would never admit that he care about someone. Typical Al.
"Don't kill him, don't cripple him. Otherwise -- feel free" TV demon said with a grin.
Alastor burst out with laughter, hearing this statement.
"Oh, don't worry old pal~ Your moth would be able to walk by himself~ But you'll have to play along" Alastor snickered evily and explained Vox his plan.
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Slashers with s/o that is spooked by loud noises/sudden movements
Jason Voorhees
aww babi pls dont be spooked! *worried* he will protect!!
He will try his best!! his rather calm and notvery chaotic so he wont cause any problems!!!
But if you are one of the campers and one of them is clearly tiggering you/making you uncomfy he will make sure this person is first to go bai bai B)
Our boi is in the nonverbal gang so you guys are a match ig
Also Jason is probably spooked of fireworks so you both can cuddle in bed while the loud spook is happening
Micheal Myers
Just like Jason, he is nonverbal, and he rather act slowly(exept the whole killing part yknow)
He will kinda understand? Like he spent 20years in asylum with old white balding man, i think he knows what hes dealing with!
He wont get out of his way for most part, but if somone is bothering you he will whoop them
Corry Cunningham
lad's mad, he might do some scary stuff just for funisies (omg guys hes sooooo sillly :/)
But he also protect! He will beat anyone up, no like litteraly anyone, they dont even need to do anything to you, he will beat them up
He will try to calm you down by huggies or taking you to cool places!
Billy Lenz
well erm this this would be difficult
He is loud, fast and chaotic bean, it would take a while to get used to it
I can imagine yall thinking "b-but he is a stealth killer, he littteraly was sneaky sneaky whole movie exept the telephone part" YALL YALL He obviously would be more loud/chaotic when he accualy doenst have to hide around cuz somone might call police on him :O
Look he will try, mostly by just staying at your sight so he wont accidently spook you by suddenly walking from some weird angle, or he will try to talk quieter, but yknow its difficult :(((
Asa Emory <3
Mans smart, he really gets it okay
Alright he kinda finds it cute how you flinch/wimper BUT LIKE he wont spook you on purpose (most of time, and hes good at pretending that he didn't mean it :[ )
But this enjoyment is reserved to him and only him! Noone dares to spook you on purpose! This kind of people dont even deserve to be in his colection B) (to the box they go)
Also he probably dealt with people with similar problems to yours at past, bug guy has huge collection of people im sure that at least 2of them had something like that
Brahms Heelshire
Another smart one, he gets it! Also he assumes that you have some sort of trauma
Even tho he gets it, its difficult for him to sympathize with you
He is not very empathetic person alr
Also house is very empty and quiet and theres no neighbours so theres noone you can worry about! Exept Brahms himself
I feel like Billy and Brahms have similar problem, but Billy at least is trying? Brahms is such a bebi he wont change (for most part) unless you have like very strong reactions to it :(
The man (guy from the hush)
Hes sneaky so he prolly wont cause any problems
His voice is rather calm too so again, no problems
Also his dream life is to live in middle of nowhere so like?? Again no problem???
He might have slight anger issues and sometimes yell but its like very rare?
Guy is an angel (exept the whole hunting humans for sport thingy <3 )
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