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gobblinhours · 23 hours
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i think the reason that captain 3 is such a glass cannon is because they have no experience with bad footwear, so their defense stats are in the toilet.
like sure, they wore hand-me-down shoes that probably didn't fit right, but you know who else did that? four. in ski boots.
then you have eight going through splaperture science in heels and neo running around the desert in foot wraps that don't even cover anything, but at this point their toes and heels are probably 95% callus so it's fine.
this is 100% factual because i said so.
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runwayblues · 3 days
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hey :)
what if jake does have a thigh tat and we just don’t know it because we rarely see him in shorts
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retrogradedreaming · 2 years
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“Ao3 needs an algorithm” no it doesn’t, part of the ao3 experience is scrolling through pages of cursed content looking for the one fic you want to read until you get distracted by a summary so cursed that it completely derails your entire search
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longstoryshqrt · 1 year
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lucas when dustin joined their group so he didn’t have to third wheel alone anymore
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fandomfoundmyart · 2 years
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milf (man i love fanfiction)
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formulaaone · 3 months
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from James Vowles’ “let’s look after you” to Jenson Button’s “I’m always here if you need a shoulder to cry on”, Logan Sargeant will always have a middle aged british man taking care of him
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wraithee · 7 months
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Imagine if Aziraphale runs heaven like the bookshop and he’s just hanging out doing absolutely nothing but shuffling papers around to look busy while keeping inconsistent office hours and tracking Crowley back on earth all day long and stress snacking, and that’s what ends up ruining heavens plans for the second coming.
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thousand-winters · 1 year
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To all the old Dadrius fans that got into the Hunter Noceda train and are now coming back:
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enteragoodnamehere · 2 months
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oh sure when agnes montague is brought into the world only for the purpose of ending the world and has her story told by snippets shared by other people it’s “tragic” and “compelling” but when i, nikola orsinov,
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segycacao · 10 months
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William Afton looks very interesting in the FNaF movie trailer
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mandareeboo · 8 months
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You know, when you think about it, Mark being almost pure blooded Viltrumite thanks to your blood means Mark is 75% you, Nolan. You made this. This is your disaster.
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ebthanyy · 9 months
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If only
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liquidstar · 6 months
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also "finn cant be trans because he was still called a boy as a baby" wrong. minerva is The Best Helper in the world, she can easily tell if a person is transgender even if they were just born. especially her son. ergo finn is the worlds first amab trans guy.
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yeraskier · 9 months
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plottwist henry left the witcher because they had jaskier kissing someone who wasnt geralt
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jaypentaghast · 5 months
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He's so real though. Torture aside, I'm betting that stretching thing they did to Ed would do wonders to my back.
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