#this is a joke but also not

[a-dowryofblood]

what happens when she announces The Taylor Swift The Holiday Collection (Taylor's Version) instead of Reputation (Taylor's Version)?

What are you going to do when she comes out looking like this?

What are you going to do when she plays New Year's Day (Holiday Version) (Taylor's Version) and Christmases When You Were Mine (Taylor's Version)???!

What are you going to do when she puts this on that screen and says The Taylor Swift Holiday Collection (Taylor's Version) out now!

be ready The Taylor Swift Holiday Collection TV thruthers our time is coming !! 🎄🎄

#taylor swift #the taylor swift holiday collection #this is a joke but also not #no more rep tv discussions every night pls #she'll announce it when she has to announce it

[extasiswings]

Buck making random af and unnecessary comments about sex and sexuality particularly directed at Eddie, including Eddie’s romantic history and sex life is so…baby boy honey bear light of my life I know you’re having a crisis with your internalized biphobia and repressed queerness and it’s easier to project that onto your boy best friend who you’re in love with and have always been convinced is straight but please just kiss a boy and go calm down

#chapel for ts #this is a joke but also not #coming back to the ‘first woman I dated’/‘I think you mean slept with’ comment like honey WHAT

[thetopichot]

Bro I'm about to fucking fight all of the fucking Yuuriboys for all of those listener baddies I've been seeing???? People are making like the most finest listeners I have seen??? Like??? I'M LOOKING AT YOU AURON YOU BETTER SQUARE UP

#the cat speaks #yuurivoice #yuurivoice auron #yuurivoice finn #auron yuurivoice #finn yuurivoice #charlie yuurivoice #yuurivoice charlie #yuurivoice big red #big red yuurivoice #yuurivoice lucien #lucien yuurivoice #faust yuurivoice #yuurivoice faust #alphonse yuurivoice #yuurivoice alphonse #yuurivoice seth #seth yuurivoice #this is a joke but also not #cause like #everyone's listeners ocs are so fineeeee 😩😩 #& I WILL #fight for their honor

[godzilla-reads]

#godzilla reads #this is a joke but also not #polls #book blog

[xenodelic]

ENRAGENIC

Enragenic: When your system origin is whatever pisses someone off the most

(enrage + genic)

Alt versions under the cut lol

#actuallyplural #actuallymultiple #pro endo #endo safe #plurality #plural pride #enragenic #posted by a mixed origin DID system #this is a joke but also not #just feeling petty today but feel free to use it seriously if you want to

[toshsato]

The thing about Torchwood is that I think you have to be both queer and neurodivergent in order to understand it

#torchwood #my post #this is a joke but also not

[corviids]

i don’t trust unironic team green apologists. when i call aemond my murderous pookie bear meow meow, i am doing it in a post-modern counter-culture dramatic irony kinda way.

#this is a joke but also not #sometimes i worry that people unironically don’t think he did anything wrong and girly pop slay queen our meow meow commuted genocide

[ponytailzuko]

people cannot be doing pda in front of me because i have no concept of it being a romance thing. you're feeding your s/o food with your fork but with me you had to cut a piece off? am i not good enough to share a fork with you? is that it? their spit is fine but mine sucks? you hate me? it doesnt matter what it is. you're holding hands? we're all holding hands idc if we're blocking the entire sidewalk. if you kiss in front of me its suddenly a group activity i dont care if we have no romantic feelings and i never want to date you. its rude not to extend the offer.

#cal.ibrations #this is a joke but also not #'thirdwheel' We're all friends here...... whats a little kissing between homies idk....

[mrpsychokiller]

my gender is cartoon cat. i'm a cat but not like a real life cat, or really a "furry" cat, i'd like to be a cat character in a cartoon or anime or children's book illustration, or a 2009 deviantart oc. not a cat but an artistic representation of a cat, an abstraction. cute and small, friendly and kind, cat-like but with endless possibilities of looking any way and doing anything, living in an abstraction of reality where my existence is as fluid as art is. i'm also a boy

#🧃 #this is a joke but also not #i have a hard time putting in words my affinity for identifying as a cat and specifically cartoon and furry cats #as in its less about cats (specially the real ones) and more about my desire to be a character. to somehow *be* art #something about abstract identity against absolute reality #about wanting to be something thats not real and doesnt exist #wanting to escape my painful body and painful reality by having no body and no reality at all #other of the momentaneous bliss of a drawing where my body floats in a void of bright colors and nothing else really matters #thats why im a furry probably. patricia taxon had something to do with this

[underwhelmingalchemist]

I'm watching the pilot of House MD. Surely my beloved mutuals would never recommend something that will rewire my brain and inflict psychological damage on me for the rest of my life

#this is a joke but also not #not because i'm actually watching the show #a joke because i know for a fact that this is the supernatural of medical shows #pretty sure turning on the pilot is the media equivalent of putting on the one ring #oh well #let's see how this goes #house md

[animezinglife]

Lucien [thinking, about Nesta]: Cauldron help the male who wound up shackled to her.

Cassian:

#''she's never smiled in her life'' #nessian #nesta archeron #cassian #magic mike #magic mike xxl #humor #funny #a court of silver flames #acosf #Youtube #this is a joke but also not

[fruitisthenewvegitable]

Pictures of buff Victorian women flexing in their corsets has done more for the lesbian community than Ellen DeGeneres ever will

#this is a joke but also not #this came to me in a vision #buff Victorian women my beloved #ellen degeneres

[jazzellow]

a one hour episode and not a single minute is spent on dani seeing a singular tulip????? fuck this 

#ted lasso #dani rojas #this is a joke but also not #he looked so good this ep that tulip wouldve blushed

[gothamcityneedsme]

at the end of the day, vbros is just about men giving birth to men

#Shitpost #And cloning them #this is a joke but also not #venture bros spoilers #Vbros spoilers #it all goes back to Jonas and Ben #and Rusty has like 3 gjsjgjksjf

[imsorryimlate]

imagine trying to be a teenage superhero and do good while also maintaining a secret identity, and then your adoptive brother’s insane assassin grandfather becomes like psychosexually obsessed with you

#making this unrebloggable because someone made it about timbern #learn to fucking behave on other people’s posts<3 #rastim #tim drake #ra’s al ghul #ras al ghul #batman #dc #this is a joke but also not #john shouts into the void

[charlieisacastle]

i need more piercings and tattoos...to affirm my gender of course

#this is a joke but also not #like obviously its not like getting top surgery (which id sell my osul to get) but it IS gender affirming #to actually customize your body and reclaim it as your own #transgender #nonbinary #agender #lgbtq #queer #charlie.txt #tattoo #piercing #chaotic academia