#this is a joke please

[waterwindow]

what do u guys think of my frag compilation

#video #in game #this is what 1k soldier hours looks like #THIS IS A JOKE PLEASE

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

Broke: Hobie is for sure a minor.

Also broke: Hobie is for sure an adult.

Woke: Hobie is a streetkid who actually doesn't know his exact age or birthday - just that he's 17-18. He liminality exists and acts in that space, and doesn't celebrate birthdays - living only on proximity.

Woker: Hobie is from a universe like the Simpsons where he's a vague-ass never-changing age and that's just how he is

Wokest: you ask Hobie his age and he says weird shit like 'time is a flat circle' or 'i forgot' and then acts like that's a reasonable response. you ask him when was he born and he's like 'idk I wasn't there'. you give up and accept fate

#simple alternatives #this is a JOKE PLEASE #spiderman #spider man #marvel #atsv #across the spiderverse #hobie brown #spider punk #spiderpunk

[sepia-stained-sunset]

Damian: It has come to my attention that my brothers have shown a proclivity towards developing feelings for their older relatives' paramours

Jon: Mmhm

Damian: With Grayson, it was during father's brief tryst with Wonder Woman, which I cannot fault him on. Todd had feelings for Starfire, and Drake admitted to having a slight crush on Arsenal.

Jon: Mmhm

Damian: Now, I'm quite confident in my own abilities, but with Drake's new relationship with your older brother, I fear the worst... Jonathan, are you even listening to me?

Jon, clearly ignoring him as Tim passes by their room: H-hey, Tim [with very obvious stars in his eyes] how have you been?

Damian: [Horrified] Oh, this? This is worse than what I could have imagined

#this is a joke please #I just think the Bats (and Jon) would find their older siblings' friends fascinating #batfam shenanigans #damian wayne #tim drake #jonathan kent #incorrect damian wayne quotes

[timelord-vicwhorious]

hello doctor WOKE from galliGAY. may i ask you a question? don't worry, you don't need to ask my PRONOUNS or anything.... but what is your opinion on harold saxon? personally i think he would never be A PRONOUNLORD like you and kiss MEN!!! HAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!! #votesaxon!!!!!

me and harold sexon did a lot of HOMO kissing in your MOTHERS room last night 🤣🤣🤣🤣 we TRANS'd each others GENDERS so hard we PRONOUN 😂😂😂🔥🔥

#john smith's asks #the doctor's asks #doctor who #thoschei #this is a joke please

[tiddie-taylor]

Discord mod x the minor they groom online

#THIS IS A JOKE PLEASE #inside out #inside out fandom #inside out 2 #inside out embarrassment #inside out envy #shitpost

[mileskanex]

list of things i’d give miles if i went to one of his gigs:

- pride flag

- bisexual flag

- cowboy hat (pink. it has to be pink)

- a shirt that says “ride miles for smiles”

- another shirt that says “BIG TIME! this guy fucks italians. any gender”

- one last shirt that says “gay sex prevents abortions. suck a cock for Jesus”

- a little toy for maxie

- hug and a handshake

- a punch and a squeeze on his titties

#this is a joke please #sort of

[mintmechs]

so you know how vector is canonically religious

#sth #sonic the hedgehog #team chaotix #vector the crocodile #charmy bee #espio the chameleon #chaotix detective agency #i think about it. i think about it a lot #this is my first team chaotix post on here i think this is equivalent to jumping into a pit of fire while drenched in gasoline #maybe #the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma #knuckles the echidna #tails the fox #shadow the hedgehog #amy rose #sth shitpost #sonic shitpost #sonic meme #sth meme #this is a joke please #my art #mintmechs art

[frogxxam]

Finnster wasn't an egg waiting to crack, it was a rock melting to finally become fluid LMAO

#txt #f1nn5ter #this is a joke please #I love him and I'm so happy he's figuring himself oit #Learning to love and express themselves

[roomofshroom]

kyman dynamic in every fanfic ever written

and i eat it up every time

also im going crazy bc of finals so treat this accordingly

plz appreciate butters' hair it took me a long time to get it canonically accurate

#kyle x cartman #kyman #sp kyman #kyle x eric #this is a joke please #im dyingimvery sorry #let this week be overrrrrrr

[tolerateit]

they should invent a taylor swift that still uses tumblr

#meg talks #This is a joke please

[kiyomarus]

the fact that there's a solar eclipse on April 8th (Lester's birthday) just shows that hes watching his kids guys /j

#rick riordan #pjo #toa #apollo pjo #this is a joke please

[glitchingonthetimeline]

#this is a joke please

[hershpaw]

@psychological-tire-fire-fan HATES lesbians and hopes I die

PROOF: keeps saying "treat me like white tee's... Don't do me dirty..."

#*cat noises* #this is a joke please #dont take it seriously #i love this dweeb

[sepia-stained-sunset]

Broken Bat #4

I love these panels because they're so visceral..like you can absolutely see the physical toll it's taking on Tim to get himself free, everything from the clenched jaw to the sweat beading on his forehead really sells the agony

However.

I would like to know what the hell the poses in the previous panels were about.

Tim. You're in the middle of a battle...this isn't the time to show off your legs??

But it's not even his fault

His mentor was this guy after all

#this is a joke please #still. very funny that it's a chuck dixon arc that has tim making bisexual poses all over the place and showing off his legs #artists paired up with chuck dixon doing the lord's work as always #tim drake #bruce wayne #please do not ship

[burrs0up]

they’re matching!!!!!!

#the strokes #albert hammond jr #nick valensi #not actually shipping #this is a joke please

[shimmerinbeautiful]

The difference between swifttok and swiftie tumblr is swifttok is rn at “omg guys I think they might actually be broken up 🥺” and swiftie tumblr right now is at “Taylor please just tell us where to meet you with the pitchforks and torches we’re ready baby”

#this is a joke please #I just think it’s funny how different the conversations I’m seeing are lol #I think it means I’ve blocked the right people on swifttok that all I’m seeing is this and not anything more invasive and weird